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>accidentally /make it/ with crypto
>too scared to tell friends or family
>too scared to quit wagecuck job and become lazy
>too scared to cash out because of taxes
>too scared to buy an escort because of safety reasons
>still sleep on a mattress on the floor
>still eat fast food at computer desk in a mostly empty apartment
it all happen so fast frens... I just hope you /make it/ too...

>> No.30335489

>>30335452
Just rope.

>> No.30335495 [DELETED] 

give me $10000 right now

>> No.30335581

>>30335452
boo hoo nigga

>> No.30335612

>>30335452
Buy a cnc mill, learn how to run it, make key chains and novelty items in titanium then profit.
I know a guy who just makes chainsaw motors and another makes specialised lawnmower parts because they fucken can or they'll be bored.

>> No.30335642
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30335642

>>30335452
Enjoy yourself.
Take your friends and family out to eat at a really nice place.

>> No.30335686

>>30335452
just pay the taxes and and enjoy yourself.
how much are we talking about?

>> No.30335690

>>30335452
LOL imagine being such a kike sump that you wagecuck despite being a millionaire
Larp?

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30335735

>>30335452
same

>> No.30335784

>>30335452
except the wagecuck part, yikes. Been a NEET since I graduated.

>> No.30335934

>>30335452
all valid desu
just take everythign in moderation and you will be happy in the long run

>> No.30336072

>>30335452
your average crypto untermensch
kys

>> No.30336278

>>30335452
how much u get?

>> No.30336321

>>30335612
I'm confused, so that's his lot in life, that's his existence?

Making specialized lawnmower parts?

>> No.30336359

just invest everything in doge

>> No.30336401

>>30336321
I think that guy posted in the wrong thread

>> No.30337084

>>30335642
all of my frens are online. I have no irl frens to go out to eat with. me and my family aren't really close, if I asked them to go out to eat it'd be weird.
>>30335686
over $300k if I cashed out right now, but I'm just gonna keep holding.
>>30335690
>>30335784
my parents kicked me out at 19 I had no choice but to wagecuck to pay for this retarded apartment.

>> No.30337199

>>30335452
Same. I'm a couple of years behind paying taxes because I don't know how to tally the gains and now I'm too scared to declare my gains. Meanwhile, I'm sitting on >$2 million

>> No.30337357

>>30335452
fitlit bootcamp, 6 months, and u r out, happy for u, fren.

>> No.30337393

>>30337199
fitlit bootcamp, u will stop being scared

>> No.30337400

>>30337084
>made it
>300k in taxes
Nigger what is your tax rate

t. 39% for anything over 180,000 NZD

FUCKING YOU JACINDA YOU GODDAM COMMIE REEEEE

>> No.30337432 [DELETED] 

fucking $1000
bought and lost on trading
what a stupid, now he cries on every /biz/ thread
don’t send him money
I suggested him to take part in fucking amazing justliquidity and hold gem juld but sounds like he is too dumb to understand this

>> No.30337474

anyone else in this thread wants to whine? poor neglected children. fitlit masterace here, to turn you in to men, motherfuckers. there is no making it without fitlit bootcamp. peace.

>> No.30337558

>>30337474
Take your meds. Now.>>30337474

>> No.30337582

>>30337199
Had a similar issue. Talk to an account that knows crypto and he can also help you not pay tax

>> No.30337608

>>30335452
a board of mongoloids

>> No.30337618

>>30335452
dont be a dumbfuck. you need to act now. pick an exit point (99k) and gradually sell at increments until then. Diversify your funds into crypto, stocks, cash, etc

>> No.30337634

>>30335452
Send me the money and i'll take care of it

>> No.30337643

>>30337618
YOU WILL LOSE otherwise. jfc fucking autists

t. crypto mega millionaire

>> No.30337656

>>30337558
bitch, please
>>30337199
>too scared to declare my gains
faggot

>> No.30337683

>>30337400
Heh that's nothing we have 33% over €1200, would kill for that rate

>> No.30337690

>>30335452
well see you guys in the suicide threads in 5 years kek

>> No.30337732

>>30337618
stfu, u beta cuck, cant u see op is a child? he is not one of yours. he is with us, men, u cucksucker. we are bootcamping him. and we will spagetti your spine if u squeak another beta word, kapish?

>> No.30337762

>>30337732
cringe, i'm out retards

>> No.30337812

>>30337084
Lmao. $300k is not making it. You need $10mil minimum, that way when you get anal raped by taxes you’ll have $5mil left, which you can use to buy 4 properties. 1 for you to live in and 3 to give you an endless income supply that you can us with to live and keep investing, either in crypto or property or whatever the fuck you want.

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>>30335452

>> No.30337846

>>30335452

Wanna send me some Eth? Take your mind off of it? You'll get happiness knowing you helped others, and I'll get happiness through the financial increase.

>> No.30337850

>>30337812
lol you idiot
he’s talking about paying 300k in taxes

>> No.30338003

>>30335452
reinvest 80% of it and withdraw 20% of it and enjoy yourself nigga stop being such a P U S S Y

>> No.30339455

>>30337850
he's not...

>> No.30339486

>>30335452
Pooo weee pooo pooo

>> No.30339567

This is anti make it shilling. Shills come here to demoralise because not only can they not stand the idea of anons becoming wealthy, they are terrified of it.

>> No.30339620

>>30337812
>with 5 million he goes all in on 4 properties to retire

lol idiot

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>>30335452

>> No.30339681

>>30337474
based

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>>30335452
frogposting #larp 520849028375893

>> No.30339703

>>30335452
DO NOT BUY AN ESCORT. DO NOT GO TO FUCKING PROSTITUTES. Fucking christ. It should be stickied to /biz for you inbreds to stop going to whores. At this point i'm starting to hate you faggots going to the whores more than the sheboons begging for johns on the fucking streets.

>> No.30339841

>>30337393
What's fitlit boot camp?

>> No.30339898

>>30339703
>Being this big of a butthurt roastie
Ass da fug of my gains you used up excuse for a designer cumsock.

>> No.30339963

>>30339620
What would you do?

>> No.30340386

how? with what bag?

>> No.30340414

>>30339841
incel stuff

>> No.30340548

>>30339703
Fuck off roastie. We live in Kaliyuga. Your muh pure women meme is dead

>> No.30340934

how hard is it to take out half and pay your taxes you dumb fuck

>> No.30340999

>>30339963
5 400k properties, stocks, Roth IRA and some cash

>> No.30342151

>>30335612
this is unironically my plan when I make it. Buy a Haas mill and lathe and open my own shop. The marketing is the hard part...

>> No.30342243

>>30337732
This is the worst post I have seen on 4chan. And I was present for that literal dog fucker.

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>>30337084
>over $300k if I cashed out right now
How much do you have in assets exactly? That seems like a pretty fucked amount of tax, where the fuck do you live?

>> No.30342277

>>30335452
>taxes
What are you scared of. You cash out and pay them. If you've been holding for more than a year you pay less.