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>> No.30318110
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30318110

What's your GME average

>> No.30318113

DISNEYLAND REOPENING APRIL 1ST

>> No.30318117
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NASDAQ went from 9785 to 6657 between Feb 20 and Mar 20. ~32% (Markets unsustainable! 'Gonna crash' yelled the news. covid helped that along)
Then it went from 12,300 to 10622 between Sep 2 to Sep 22. ~14% (Markets unsustainable! 'Gonna crash' yelled the news. i dont even remember why)
Current drop started around 13,891 on Feb 16. It's at 12,195 today (Mar 5) ~13% (Markets unsustainable! 'Gonna crash' yelled the news. something to do with treasury yields)
any of all the other 15% corrections/crash prior dating back to 2000. (Markets unsustainable! 'Gonna crash' yelled the news)

My goodness, with all the self-therapy posts, it's like none of you were around before last month. Don't try to rationalize the reasons, the magnitude or the duration. it just is.

if you're in long-dated options or shares, then relax.
if it's not money you need immediately then relax.

however, if it's neither of the above, then I suppose it is what it is.

Source: Doing this since late 90s. current portfolio about down -6% (2021). Overall, since 90s, up about 500% doing literally nothing but buying and holding most of the stuff and trading about 15% of account.

>> No.30318144

>>30318069

To one of the the penny stock anons who recommended WOGI....

Is it still early to jump into WOGI next week, or is it too late and gonna come down hard like GRST despite 2 good news in 1 week?

>> No.30318153
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Lum is shit. Market crash imminent.

>> No.30318185
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Reminder keep holding meme tech and not switch to oil. You deserve to hold those 20%-40% loss bags

>> No.30318190

>>30318117
>up 500% since the 90s

That's fucking pathetic honestly. I'd expect somebody with that much investing experience to be up 500% in the last year.

>> No.30318226

>>30318117
You mean I don't need to make 60 trades a day to make money?

>> No.30318234
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PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

>> No.30318250

Just a threadly reminder that all spammers are trannys and they will report you for trying to promote discussion

>> No.30318251

>>30318226
That's bullshit, but I'll believe it.

>> No.30318264

>>30318110
like $8 but I sold around $40 so fuck me

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>>30318117
>market
Who cares. What's interesting is how ARK, EVs, marijuana etc are still dumping.

>> No.30318273
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30318273

Alright bros one last
>Oil
before I go to bed, hope you had a green week you fuckers.

>> No.30318287

>>30318117
based bro

>> No.30318291

>>30318117
Now do interest rates.
>since late 90s
kek.

>> No.30318325

>>30318117
>500% up after 30 years
PLEASE NO
I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE THAT

>> No.30318326

>>30318117
OK Boomer
> ;-) ;-)

>> No.30318328
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Man I never should have sold SLB or HAL last year. It's seems like everything I've ever sold has gone way up in price after I sold it.
With the exception of AYX. Fuck that piece of shit.

>> No.30318331

>>30318226
Some people like to put little effort I guess. I prefer trying to predict trends and moving money around. My peers lost 20% in last few weeks by hodling tech, while I made money on oil in the meantime after selling tech around top. They will probably rebound in 2 months, but I still am ahead in this situation.

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>>30318226
>tfw you slam a 500 page book of trades from last year on your accountant's desk so he can calculate your total profit: $300 for taxes

>> No.30318338
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it warms my heart when someone says my PLTR fud helped them save themselves from that shit memstock

>> No.30318365

>>30318234
Ah, it's been a while

>> No.30318364
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>>30318273
Goodnight fellow oil baron. I'll be heading to bed as well then.

>> No.30318382

I held leveraged ETF's into close, here's hoping Monday doesn't shit on my face

>> No.30318386

>>30318117
>up 500% since the 90s
lol

>> No.30318388

>>30318110
Bought at 9.54 sold at 299, bought again at 46. sitting comfy

>> No.30318401

Redpill me on GUSH

>> No.30318405
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>>30318117
>up 500% since fucking 1990s
HOLY FUCK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE "BOOMER GAINS" MEME WAS REAL

>> No.30318409
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>>30318335
>my female accountant*

>> No.30318414

>>30318338
meanwhile I made 2k from buying the dip yesterday

>> No.30318419

>>30318117
I'm quite literally up 1000% in the past 3 months. How in the hell are you only up 500% in more than 20 years? Barely keeping up with inflation, gramps

>> No.30318435
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Getting yelled at by a friend cause I didn’t tell him to switch into Oil... i’ve been giving him tips for 6 months, prob made him at least 5 figures but this fuck keeps flaking on hanging out, so I said fuck it no more tips for you.

>> No.30318439
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>market dumps
>Quentin hedge fund pumps
>market pumps
>Quentin hedge fund still green
The man is a genius.

>> No.30318449
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https://cathiesark.com/ark-funds-combined/trades

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.30318464

>>30318335
LOL

>>30318382
SOXL? Or a QQQ derivative?

>> No.30318472
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>>30318382
Anon, I...

>> No.30318483
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>>30318335
I actually felt bad in January after scalping GME for 2 days. Also, I'm buying and training rats next week as my trading assistants:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYKnodeu1Rg

>> No.30318485

>>30318117
>Overall, since 90s, up about 500%

You should have subscribed to Motley Fool for their smart stock picks.
The epic gains would more than offset the yearly subscription cost!

>> No.30318486
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>>30318273
RIGchad still here (not sure if I count)

THE DEEP CALLS

>> No.30318487

>>30318117
what do you meanwith the 500% since the nineties??

for clarification, if you invested $1 you have $5 now?

>> No.30318503

>>30318117
Boomers and your “gains” were a fucking mistake

>> No.30318525

>>30318435
>but this fuck keeps flaking on hanging out, so I said fuck it no more tips for you.
Das rite u gots to show a bitch who boss up in da hood gnosis me?

>>30318449
Post screenshot u lazy pleb

>> No.30318539
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stop loss at 60$ and take profit at 69$
Better pump hard during my sleep on Sunday oilbros

>> No.30318555

>>30318464
TQQQ/UPRO

>> No.30318559
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>>30318117
>up 500% since 90s
FUCKING LMAO, so basically flat when adjusted for inflation?

>> No.30318564
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>>30318483
Based OC maker anon.

>> No.30318572

>>30318335
Someday they'll put some nerd to look through my thousands of trades just to see that I lied about a few hundred dollars.

>> No.30318574

>>30318338
I made a ton on PLTR today tho

>> No.30318621
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Are there any iceberg experts here?

>> No.30318630
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>Lost 5k$ this week
>Still have 2k$ Margin left to yolo

Give me a option/put that can make my money back anon, if I make the money back I will post a picture of my dick for /smg/

>> No.30318633

>>30318117
The dow is up 600% since the late 90s. How did you fuck up so badly? You could had bought Amazon, Apple, Microsoft for nothing.

>> No.30318638

God I can't wait to go back to work on Monday and look at the faces of all those fucking retards who wouldn't shut the fuck up about NIO for the past 3 months.

>> No.30318674

>>30318638
>buying scam chink stocks

Hopefully they bought the top

>> No.30318679

>>30318564
can't bonk the rat if you can't see the rat

>> No.30318687
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>>30318117
>up about 500% doing literally nothing but buying and holding most of the stuff and trading about 15% of account.
Kids today (the same ones screaming this will be a crash and panicking) have only ever known the golden bull market. They don't realize that not to distant in the past, 10% per year, consistently, was considered doing pretty well. Good on your 500% gains, bro. The kids will learn soon enough. Everyone's a genius in a bull market

>> No.30318700

>>30318117
Does /biz/ do pastas?

I've only seen the "I'm from reddit and..." 1 posted like 3 times.

>> No.30318702

>>30318638
Why are you talking about that with workfags?

>> No.30318709

>>30318435
If the man has priorities than it's fine for him to not hangout. Although if hes dodging you fuck him cause real homies dont use eachother for money

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>>30318449
What an idiot.

>> No.30318728
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Why aren't you buying HIBL? It's tracking all of the recovery related stocks like banks, oil, cruises, theaters, airlines, etc. It just split with SOXL. I think it could 2x or 3x while things are opening back up. Anyone?

>> No.30318738

>>30318687
Coddled zoomzooms are in for a reality check

>> No.30318745

just lost half of my paycheck listening to you dumbasses

fuck this toxic site im going back to r/wallstreetbets

peace out

racist fucking losers

>> No.30318746
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>>30318674
China is your future.
>especially if you're American

>> No.30318751

>>30318633
You could buy NIO for next to nothing right now, yet you don't.

>> No.30318756

>>30318687
>simping for the Boomer that could have bought AMZN for $50

>> No.30318774
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LMAO

>> No.30318778
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>>30318464
SOXL

>> No.30318802

>>30318746
Quit eating dogs and bats chink

>> No.30318807

>>30318572
Going to white collar jail is not only a badge of honor in the financial community but also a great way to get deeply connected.

>> No.30318831
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>>30318778
very based and also redpilled

>> No.30318832

You wonder why boomers are so bad at investing? Exhibit A:

https://youtu.be/Zgc-cF4wC3Q

>> No.30318837

>>30318722
Oh no No NO NOO CATHIE WTF

>>30318687
>female hoplite
NGMI

>>30318638
LOL

>> No.30318843

>>30318751
At the end of this bear market I will

>> No.30318865
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>>30318069
*AHEM*
ANYBODY WHO DOESNT BUY KTOV IS GAYER THAN LUM POSTER. Anons you dont want to be gay right? Buy KTOV

>> No.30318871

>>30318745
Self-deportation

>> No.30318874
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>>30318449
Kek at this rate Cathie is going to be the majority shareholder for TSLA

>> No.30318886
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>>30318756
Think of it this way. There are tons of companies RIGHT NOW that are going to be worth 50 times their current stock price/market cap in the next 10 years. Why aren't you buying only those right now? Because you never know for sure.

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>>30318687
>>30318738
Says the increasingly old bear for the 13,856th time

https://youtu.be/awAp5UGpncY

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>>30318802
Wonder who will win. You'll be lucky to be eating fish head soup with your poor social credit from not investing in China's future.

>> No.30318908

>>30318745
Stale and gay

>> No.30318935
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A lot of you are getting fearful. I guess it’s time to get greedy

>> No.30318945

>>30318702
Sometimes I talk about stocks with coworkers. Sometimes I hear people chatting about stocks in the break room.

>> No.30318950

>>30318898
800 million Chinese live on $2 a day

China can’t feed itself and had no energy

3rd world shithole

>> No.30318963
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30318963

put all your eggs in one basket
watch the basket

>> No.30318978

>>30318687
my 401k does the boomer shit. I use my lunch money for growth and meme plays and made more in 5 months than my 401k has for 7 years now

>> No.30318988
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back from a ban, thank u /smg/ for introducing me to gman

>> No.30319009

Someone just tell me what the next amazon is going to be so I can buy tons of shares and forget about it

>> No.30319045

I almost listened to reddit and bought GSX puts before earning today

>> No.30319055

>>30318728
No one? No one is buying HIBL? Why do you hate money

>> No.30319068

>>30319009
NIO unironically

>> No.30319081
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>>30318746
Hey this shape looks familiar... Oh yeah it looks like Japan's 40 years ago!!!

>> No.30319082

>>30319009

PLTR

>> No.30319088

>>30318886
Yeah, I was on my dads Amazon account and noticed it was from the 90s
said it never occurred to him to invest because it was just a place he'd order books from

>> No.30319089
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>>30318874
Don't worry, Tesla's stable dividend should compensate this.

>> No.30319115
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the markets are closed
there's nothing to do
it makes me wish i
died from china flu

>> No.30319167

>>30318449
Seriously who tf invest into ARK? That shit is a meme ETF

>> No.30319200
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>>30318153
Good. It'll be 2020 all over again.

I'll make a killing

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>>30318831
did you grab that "CEO OF SOXL" out of my meme?.
imitation is the highest form of flattery anyways.

>> No.30319227
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Someone redpoll me on SOXL and why did fidelity force me to sign off on a special terms before I was able to buy it?

>> No.30319271
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>> No.30319276

>>30319227
I wouldn't worry about it. If it was important, then you would probably read it.

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>>30318069
>rio tinto is in a death spiral
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

FUCK ABOS, GENOCIDE THEM ALL

>> No.30319281

>>30318117
I bought EHang at $8 and sold it for $112 in 3 months making a 1400% profit. I made almost 200% on TIRX and 80% on AMTX in the last few trading days.....

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>>30319227
when you buy SOXL, you sign away a handful of your human rights at the discretion of the CEO's deviant and sadistic desires

>> No.30319305

>>30319227
It's that good.

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>>30319227
Pic related is in your portfolio with 3x leverage.

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>>30319227
>sign off on special terms before I was able to buy it
Don't worry about that shit.

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>>30318153
>mfw sitting on half a year worth of salary just waiting for the next crash.
Let it come, Xi

>> No.30319361

DoorDash better fucking die next week or I will unironically be financially ruined

>> No.30319364

>>30319227
Dude triple leverage lmao

>>30319281
That's pretty glorious.

>> No.30319366

>>30319287
I signed it with no regrets

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>>30319115
Niggermonkey, I
SOX-L for trannies
The jews did this to me
I hate the jannies

>> No.30319391

Who makes more money wsb or smg

>> No.30319430

>>30318117
>since 90s, up about 500%
fuck is this my fate

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>>30318898
Unironically the US would still win, which would be so embarrassing to the Chinese in power they'd rather keep exporting raw materials and industrial goods bought with the blood of their (under)countrymen so they can get filthy rich and live lives of luxury than try.

>> No.30319460

>>30319391
Depends on timeframe

>> No.30319484

>>30319391
smg by far. I have found gems here in a sea of crap!

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did scoops go off the deep end?

>> No.30319506

>sold gevo at 6,6$
Help

>> No.30319531

>>30319227
kek

>> No.30319533

>>30319391
wsg, now please go there. You clearly will make less money here.

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>>30319082
>>30319068

>> No.30319537
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Pltr to 30 eom 50 eoy 5000 eod

>> No.30319612

thread was over by the time i got halfway through reading it. Can someone explain to me why UVXY is gonna go up?

>> No.30319623
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WHY WON'T LINE GO UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30319629

>>30318898
Reminder that the U.S has the first and second largest air force, and air superiority has literally been the only worthwhile metric for 50+ years

>> No.30319650

>>30319391
wsb loses money they don't have

>> No.30319652

WHERE IS THE CATASTROPHIC BEAR FALL THAT WAS PROMISED YESTERDAY?

OMG BEAR FAGGOTS REKTD AGAIN! ENJOY THE ETRNAL IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE.

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Sold PLTR for SOXL

>> No.30319686

>>30319612
Do you not know what UVXY is? That’s a Bobo play like SQQQ.

>> No.30319691

>>30319652
Stay mad, gay boy.

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>>30319221
>>30318831
i ended up comparing the compression artifacts between mine and yours, it seems you did copy the text from mine after all, you are based anon.

>> No.30319702
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Rate my boomer dividend portfolio that I intend on never touching:
>ENB 28 shares
>INTC 16 shares
>IRM 13 shares
>KO 24 shares
>LMT 3 shares
>MO 10 shares
>MSFT 2 shares
>XOM 16 shares
Still have 1.2k cash sitting

>> No.30319711

>>30319612
I don't know what the underlying stocks are and I don't know how it works or why it does but when everything else goes down: UVXY goes up.

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30319721

Who held the BARFbag today?
I did

>> No.30319745

>>30318950
Exactly. Actually th plan is pretty simple.

>ally with Brazil
>Brazil stops selling meat and basedbeans to China
>China dies

>> No.30319757

>>30318273
goodnight fellow oil prince

>> No.30319802

Why the fuck are so many stocks and ETFs following the exact same pattern?

SCYX and LCTX
ARKK and IBUY

>> No.30319805

>>30319686
it tracks short-term volatility? no i dont know.
UVXY and GUSH were both worth thousands 5 years ago

>> No.30319808

>>30319391
/smg/ in the long term, wsb for the gambles. Now go back

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>>30319623
Based lumposter has been so persistent he's now a meme

>> No.30319820

>>30319745
>ally with Brazil
>bunda futures at ATH

>> No.30319858

>>30319702
Buy 4 more shares LMT. Hypersonic Weapons race is happening

>> No.30319865

>>30319805
They weren't actually worth thousands; it just seems that way because they had reverse stock splits.

>> No.30319866

>>30319702
buy 100 shares of one of them and sell covered calls for extra income

>> No.30319880

>>30319721
Me too 1k shares here. I bought some HUTMF additionally for my other portfolio before close. Hope that’s going to turn out well for me. Anyone else in HUTMF?

>> No.30319881

>>30319391
According to my paper trading of both, both lose money.

>> No.30319889

I hope you all make it.

>> No.30319890

>>30319691
Whos mad? I'm fine. Did my hedging bear spreads for next month and I'm only waiting correction next week to do bull ones and make sure 30% ROI for April.

I just dont care about where market moves.

>> No.30319910
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30319910

>mfw I bought $1 puts on UVXY back in 2011
>mfw I'm a quadrillionaire now

>> No.30319918

>>30319802
They are trying to pump and dump

>>30319702
Who cares shares # dumbass post unrealized gains plus cumulative divvies per investment ticker

>> No.30319931

>>30319858
Noted, but please expand on that
>>30319866
I can’t contribute anymore to my Roth :(

>> No.30319932
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30319932

Anyone thinks we're up for an oil correction on Sunday open

>> No.30319938

>>30319820
Bunda futures are always bullish.

>> No.30319955

120k cash. What LEAPS to buy?

>> No.30319965

>>30319391
WSB by a huge margin, they have 4 orders of magnitude more posters

>> No.30319974

>>30319702
So how much in dividends would that be a year?

>> No.30319980

>>30319931
then undiversify. diversity is not actually a strength

>> No.30320044

>>30319918
I’d post gains/losses
but I haven’t made any yet. I finally got around to investing my Roth after 3 weeks of analysis paralysis.
>>30319974
As of right now $314 at an average of 4.76% yield.
>>30319980
What would you put most of it into ?

>> No.30320053

>>30319931
>Noted, but please expand on that
I think that LMT is very undervalued right now in a market that may be quite overvalued in general. And as China continues chimping out in the South Sea I believe that the defense sector will be very hot in the coming years.

>> No.30320055

This stockmarket is just too retarded.

Should I just my shipment of cash on AT&T for a while for stable 7% dividends?

>> No.30320062

>>30319955
GUSH obviously

>> No.30320103

>>30319890
>correction next week
You better hope the 10 year breaks 1.75% by Monday if you expect that type of movement to continue.

>> No.30320111

>>30319702
>talking about dividends
>112 shares

Kek.

>> No.30320141

>>30320055
spit between that and abbvie

>> No.30320145
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30320145

Uh oh...TSLAbros...?

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/big-short-michael-burry-bets-volkswagen-beat-tesla-elon-musk-2021-3-1030149596

>> No.30320151

>>30320044
personally XOM tho it may be overvalued. I've got 100 shares and selling covered weeklies myself

>> No.30320154

>>30320062
>3x Oil ETF
Fuck no, not buying your shitty bags.

>> No.30320156

>>30319817
How many weebs do you think have jacked off on to that statue? My guess is at least 100.

>> No.30320159

>>30320053
I kinda wish I held onto my rtx but I sold at $74 with an avg of $58
>>30320111
Checked. I mean it compounds plus yearly maxed out contributions. I’m just trying to start this boomerfolio

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>>30320145
NOOOOOO!!!!! HE CAN'T DO THAT!!!

>> No.30320231

>>30320154
GUSH is legitimately, unironically, going to $500 by end of 2023

>> No.30320232

>>30320151
That sounds ideal but if I were to do that I’m not sure on what to liquidate. I still have some cash floating around in there for other plays.

>> No.30320234

>>30320159
>with an avg of $58
Lol you probably picked it up when I did about 10 months ago when it kept getting shilled on these threads. I'm still holding for Cold War 2.

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>>30318837
>female hoplite
That's Pallas Athena you swine!

>> No.30320251

>>30320154
that's not very oil baronish of you anon

>> No.30320261
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30320261

America is the Big Dick Banana Republic, cradle of degeneracy and consumerism, with no culture and raging self-hatred, and you yellow midgets think you can topple THAT?

America WILL subvert you.
You WILL eat the estrogen burgers
You WILL listen to rap
You WILL support transgender kids
You WILL breed with the nigger males
You WILL kneel to George Floyd
You WILL speak English
You WILL get shot by the cops
You WILL support and die for Israel
You WILL drink the onions
You WILL own nothing and you WILL be happy

China? You mean CHAYNA?!?!?! You don't have the guts, and I have the blurry 240p webms to prove it. Your "Middle Kingdom" is only not being nuked this instant because your sweat shops and Ipods are worth billions. In the end you know that Muttmerica WILL prevail
>Invest in China

>> No.30320274

GET IN HERE
ANON FIGURED IT OUT
>>30319972
>>30319972
>>30319972

>> No.30320292

>>30318110
About reddit.99
Faggot

>> No.30320295

>>30320234
I honestly think it’s undervalued especially since we use a metric ton of missiles in our defense strategy.

>> No.30320327

>>30320274
we've known this for a couple days now

>> No.30320347
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>>30320261

For me, it's China. The best place to buy stocks. I even ask for extra gains and the government is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for 1% gains and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Chinese spy laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the agents greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three percent gains to beat daily inflation. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Maoist indoctrination camp, I go there at least 3 times a week for buying Chinese stocks and prosecuting Muslims, 1-2 times for investing on the weekend, and maybe once around dinner when I'm in a rush but want a stock that is undervalued, fast, and can help subvert the US economy.

I even do it with the SEC watching, it's wonderful! What a great place to invest.

>> No.30320458

>>30320347
>and prosecuting Muslims
Based

>> No.30320657

>>30319817
that's a nice statue, didn't know it existed

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30320693

Is it time to invest in containers?

>> No.30320735

>>30320261
>You WILL drink the onions
drinking onions is actually based, onions is what they'll make us drink

>> No.30320804
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30320804

I'm never selling my PLTR shares

>> No.30320806

>>30319932
im always expecting a correction but i dont give a shit because i'll be buying for cheaper than what big funds will be paying for when Suncor reinstates full dividends

>> No.30320812
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>>30320657
Hallowed be Her name

>> No.30320848

>>30320693
You think you can beat the Koreans and Greeks at that game? I’ll pass

>>30320261
NGMI

>>30320145
Big if true

>> No.30320876

>>30320145
Other companies make electric vehicles!?

>> No.30320910

>>30320812
truly a legend, god bless her

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>>30320693
>3 months ago
Lol the real shortage of containers is because the Chinese use them to build giant shanty-opolis'.

>> No.30320999

>>30320261
>You WILL speak English
Spanish you mean.

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30321020

>>30320693
>Chinese goods
>cheap shit that doesn't work
Scamming in overdrive, otherwise their economy will collapse.

>> No.30321036

gme charts looking insanely bullish any thoughts?

>> No.30321038

>>30318807
So if i commit financial fraud i may actually make a career in finance? Sounds based

>> No.30321048

>>30320145
Good thing tesla isn't a car company

>> No.30321072

>>30320812
>0 matches
dude, what's wrong with you? why'd you post a pic of your own mum?

>> No.30321085

>>30321036
Agreed. It's taking up all the safe haven capital that would otherwise flow into cash or precious metals.

>> No.30321094

Enjoy while the markets are closed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE4ZgSaUwXI

>> No.30321097
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This is a meme-ETF right? Why would you want every stock to have equal weight when you include companies of all sizes?

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30321101

>>30318185
>AHHHHHHHHH FUCK OIL AND SHIT

>> No.30321107

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>> No.30321111

>>30321020
How about NKLA, FCEL, GEVO, BLNK, CLSK.....

>> No.30321135

>>30321048
LMAO. Yeah they're carbon credit merchants.

>> No.30321141

>>30321097
yeah that's retarded

not a fiancial advisor.

Sent from my iPad.

>> No.30321154

>>30320044
>1$ a day

Why even bother?

>> No.30321188

>>30321097
This is bait. I refuse to believe otherwise, particularly after this past month.

>> No.30321195

still holding WKHS ;___;

is it wrong that i had faith in the power of the jews to push their progressive climate agenda

i never thought that with jews I'D lose

>> No.30321198

>>30319817
Where is this

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30321235

>>30320693
Why do you think I'm all-in on BDRY?

>> No.30321247

>>30321154
Better to start somewhere in my opinion. I have my other brokerage account for options and retard plays but my Roth is just for long term stuff.

>> No.30321273

>>30321111
Im not sure I get your point? Are you comparing a few scam companies to an entire scam country?

>> No.30321290

>>30321195
>progressive
What in the past six months makes you think progressives have won? This administration's nothing but PIPP and SAVA.

>> No.30321294

>>30321247
Just put it into soxl retard

>> No.30321295

>>30321195
Man everyone knew EV meme stocks were due for reckoning.

>> No.30321361

>>30321294
Already have money in SOXL, I have two different accounts for two different purposes one is for dividend stocks and the second is for stuff shilled here and retard plays.

>> No.30321369
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>>30321294
Are you trying to get him killed?!

>> No.30321400
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30321400

ERX bros where we at

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30321425

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BUY GME AND HOLD IT AND SELL IT AT 300+ A STOCK THATS REDDIT YOU HAVE TO INVEST INTO MY SHITTY MEME STOCK INSTEAD

>> No.30321436

>>30321273
Every country has its scams anon. Bre-X, Enron, Wirecard, ect.... You telling me that only China bends the rules and the western economy isn't a scam?

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>>30321400
That's a man.

>> No.30321452

Any GME bears? Why the fuck is this worthless ass companies stock still booming?

>> No.30321491

After a few bad pharma plays, and a few pump and dumps I managed to irk out a small profit on (and a few bags I got left holding because I didn't want to get GFV when shit started crashing the day after I bought them and didn't paper hand like a bitch), and the subsequent market dives we've had the past couple of weeks, I turned into a tight ass and now my biggest gainers have the least amount of money in them. Now I feel like since I finally averaged up today that oil will crash Monday haha but there's obviously plenty of room to grow. That's been my logic so many times to just hold, then I've got money tied up in stocks that I'm pretty sure will make a comeback but the stock market is so much fucking waiting that eventually I bring in more money to open more positions.

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>>30321440

>> No.30321533

>>30319652
Let's be real dude this could 100% be a bulltrap. I hedged my bets with some SOXS calls just in case, but I still believe SOXL is the long term play.

>> No.30321567

>>30319227
>why did fidelity force me to sign off on a special terms before I was able to buy it?
simple NDA, the CEO got caught behind a wendys doing a thai hooker and they dont want any stockholders mentioning this

>> No.30321582

>>30321452
I don’t fucking know it’s literally retarded at this point

>> No.30321606

>>30321436
https://youtu.be/XopSDJq6w8E
Watch this.

>> No.30321631

>>30319955
GTE

>> No.30321643

>>30321436
The entirety of China is a scam, yes. America actually produces shit like rockets, planes, CPUs, software, data warehouses, cars, steel, gas, food. China makes fake steel, boats that sink, rockets the explode, buildings that crumble, plastic food cooked with gutter oil and a side of ground bat dick. It would be better to ask what ISNT a scam in China.

>>30321606
Im sure he is a shill or yellow fever retard.

>> No.30321656

thoughts on arkf? It seems like the lowest risk ark since it's mostly companies that are already established and making money

>> No.30321662

>>30318113
Already have 23 shares of DIS :^)

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>>30321111
>GEVO
good evening friend. let me tell you about CWSFF

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>>30321643
Your entire country exists to serve Jews. China lifts millions of people out of poverty a year. Who cares if they siphon some of Ameri*ca's money? They'd just send it to Israel anyway.

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>>30318886
You seem cool old stockbro. Do you have any advice for new investors?

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Is this bitch still holding her deep ITM TSLA calls?

>> No.30321816

>>30321631
>LEAPS on a $.99 cent stock

>> No.30321867

>>30321766
>China lifts millions of people out of poverty a year.
Capitalism imported by US corporations in China*

>> No.30321912

>>30321643
>Im sure he is a shill or yellow fever retard
No, they're walking around a crumbling Chinese ghost city that has been abandoned since they built it in 2015. Shocking how fast their shit falls apart considering it was only built a few years ago. And they're even still developing. This is how desperate they are to hit their growth targets.

>> No.30321917

>>30321783
That's shooped right?

>> No.30321965

>>30318898
Disregarding nukes and MAD, The United States would unironically wipe the floor of any country in a real war. Likely every country at once for a sustained period of time.

>> No.30322003

Asking for the 100th time in case I get an answer:

Does anyone know which formula was used to calculate the 1.5% bond yield rate as being a critical point for the US to sustain?

>> No.30322007

>>30321917
Who knows.

>> No.30322036

>>30321491
Learn to trade options and you don’t have to wait as long for gains

>> No.30322050

>>30322003
Theres no formula. 1,5% is just above a very long average.

>> No.30322083

>>30322003
the formula can be found on meatspin.com

>> No.30322087

>>30318117
>500% since 90s
I have nothing against you at all, but you should be wary of giving any advice..

>>30318419
Exactly, +1000% since march should be minimum for advice giving. If you don't out perform SOXL since inception then why trade actively?

>> No.30322089

>>30319498
What this mean?

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>>30321452
Well I had bought NKLA puts before and still wonder why the gravity powered truck company is not 0 and has not renamed itself Newton.

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How long am I supposed to golf SOXL after I buy it?

>> No.30322198

>>30318117
>Overall, since 90s, up about 500%
NGMI

>> No.30322215

>>30322185
Hold**

>> No.30322249

you need to be objective about results, benchmark versus SOXL and if you aren't beating it then seriously think about giving up and SOXLing your account.

>> No.30322254

>>30322003
As in calculating it from the 132-whatever number quoted in futures trading or why 1.5% in particular is important?

>> No.30322255

>>30322036
Yeah I should look more into it

>> No.30322303

>>30321917
No, she was like that for like a week. People were speculating she got Bell's Palsy from the vaccine lol

>> No.30322330

>>30322215
I usually buy the dip and hold until I'm up 10%.

>> No.30322358

>>30321656
Almost 10% of ARKF is SQ which doesn't give me too much confidence.

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30322361

>>30322249
>SOXLing your account.

>> No.30322369

>>30322003
I'm never looking at boomer bond yields again after this week. Its sort of like checking the price of GE or IBM, who the fuck cares anymore. This week was it for me and looking at bonds ever. They are a retarded shit investment for the foreseeable future.

>> No.30322385

>>30322003
Round numbers always exist at 0.5%
1.5 - 2% is roughly the range where the interest on the national debt (serviced by these treasuries) exceeds expected/projected tax receipts for the year. That is insolvency.

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>>30322330
>>30322249
When I looked 3x leveraged etf online it says most people hold them for a few days. But am I able to hold it like a regular stock? Sorry I'm new.

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>>30322303
She works so hard every day that her face just got tired! Come on man!

>> No.30322411

>>30322185
A 3 wood should work out fine, 7 iron onto the green and try putting with your wedge for lols.

>> No.30322433

>>30322361
going full SOXL is pretty reasonable compared to most risk/reward rates for making it.

>> No.30322444

>>30322393
>But am I able to hold it like a regular stock? Sorry I'm new.
You can but you shouldn't buy and hold it as we climb to the top of the bubble. You should buy it after a huge dump.

>> No.30322449

>>30322385
It affects the confidence of retail traders it’s be retarded not to keep an eye on it..

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>>30322393
I wouldn't hold it past 20% total gains. It's always ended badly for me...

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30322462

I sold my Bebsi

>> No.30322505

>>30322393
It's sort of like how you get recommendations to go to college, buy a mortgage with all your free income, and become a doctor to make lots of money.

SOXL is up the risk curve on ways to make it and you should fully understand what that means before SOXLing.

>> No.30322516

>>30322385
>1.5 - 2% is roughly the range where the interest on the national debt (serviced by these treasuries) exceeds expected/projected tax receipts for the year.
Wut. 2% on 30t in debt is 600b, 2021 projected tax revenue is like 3.8t.

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since big money is rotating out of tech and growth for the time being, is it smart to pull some money out and go into real estate? non meme replies only

>> No.30322580

>>30322540
You're in an environment of rising rates... and you want to put *more* money into real estate?

>> No.30322621

>>30322540
yeah man, chase the rotation 2 weeks after it happens, you sound like a smart guy

>> No.30322626

>>30322540
Getting a mortgage right now is probably a great idea with all the inflation fears on the horizon.

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30322637

>buy a cheapie
>it gets cheaper

>> No.30322641

>>30322540
yes, do it while you can still get low interest loans. Recent events have dramatically driven up prices, but there is no guarantee they will come back down from there instead of continuing to raise.

>> No.30322643

>>30322580
yes, at least, buy some property before the rates rise even further

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>down 3k
>make a deposit of 2k
>it's like i'm barely down at all
hedgies btfo

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>>30322637
I did that yesterday, today I timed it better.

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went to bed early, what the FUCK happened here?

>> No.30322712

>>30322393
"Don't hold 3x etfs" is advise given by mathcucks who worry more about theoreticals than practicals.

The practical fact is that every 3x ETF performs absolutely smoking well because the market trends upward more often than it trends downward.

>> No.30322734

>>30322670
how will you know until monday?

>> No.30322747

>Place a $3 call on some shitty penny stock
>Make $25 within the hour
Is this shit really this easy? Surely there is a catch here.

>> No.30322750

>>30322734
My shit already went up is why.

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30322755

have 15k what I do I sell puts on

>> No.30322756

>>30322540
higher interest rates will rekt real estate worse than value stocks

>> No.30322757

>>30322516
The part serviced by the 10 yr with the current yield curve shape. Most of the debt is serviced short term by notes and long term by 10 yr and 30 yr

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>>30318328
I know that feel.

Best ones I sold went 2x - 5x WITHOUT options. Worst ones weee ones I knew about with good info but befoee they blasted off, a few 10x iirc. Stings a lot as the risk was extremely minimal compared to where it got to.I'm busy risking nearly my entire networth on a 4x via options as it slowly crabs up while randomly getting afraid of the amount I have in an option that can go to if we get another black swan event, company does something that screws over the price, or government does some to screw the price.

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>>30322185
>Golf on the mind at all times
based boomer

>> No.30322784

>>30322626
We put an offer in $4000 over the asking price (230,000) and were 7th in line out of 10 on a 1 bed, 1 bath, 700 sqft house in Provo. We've been looking for over 2 months because we are poor fags. The average is at least $100,000 higher for a home

>> No.30322787

>>30322712
Yeah I didn't get it either since SOXL doesn't look much more variable than some of my other tech stocks like paypal

>> No.30322790

>>30322712
Yes, the secret smg medallion fund. Deep in a mysterious vault is a basic for loop buying SOXL on any money deposited. The mysterious returns astound the hedge fund world.

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>Bought 30 shares of Appian around $200
oops.

>> No.30322809

>>30322643
Well in a Weimar scenario, you do a minimal down payment, lock in a fixed rate, and pay it off for a song.

In a 1970s scenario, your investment will crab (in real terms).

And in a 2-3% "normal" inflation scenario, you're a hell of a lot better off waiting for that 2% or whatever rise in mortgage interest to dodge the 20% hit to home values that causes.

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>>30322747
It works, til it doesn’t work

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>>30319702
INTC lowkey going to pass AMD this year I just have this funny feeling about it. At the end of the day IT and corporations prefer what Intel does. People getting bored of AMD and see how its basically peaked.

IRM is pretty solid as corporate waste increases should be 40 EOY.
KO has good upside with the Body Armor buy, always kinda sucks though not sure if it has a proper weight in your portfolio.
I think MO has way more upside with weed legalization and could see 70 this year.
XOM is a brilliant play still, check my chart for a preview of what oil is about to do.

Just don't get too greedy with oil in May OPEC+ WILL play ball and raise production because even China will complain.

>> No.30322859

>>30322784
To be fair small houses like that aren't popular in Happy Valley, at least they aren't after you have your 12 kids anyways.

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>>30322712
>practicals
Here's a backtest of TQQQ's strategy.

>> No.30322888

>>30322712
You're using past president as evidence of future success. Will we have another 10 year golden bull run? Maybe, but probably not. Holding a 3x bull ETF during a years-long bear market can bankrupt you.

>> No.30322889

>>30322712
>The practical fact is that every 3x ETF performs absolutely smoking well because the market trends upward more often than it trends downward
No. Anything with serious boom/bust cycles wipes out the bull gains with the bear market. Or that go sideways for years. Zoom out on USO, NUGT, LABU, YINN, etc. It is SOLELY index varieties that escape that kind of fate.

>> No.30322895

>>30322864
Retard

>> No.30322903

>>30322864
Does it include consistent contributions on both?

What if I sold 10% at the high and deposited it 3 years later?

>> No.30322919

>nobody cares about a stock that went up 265% today
kek I'm keeping this one to myself

>> No.30322929

>>30322859
We have 2 under 2s and we arrived 15 minutes early for our viewing. When we got out at 4:01 , there was a couple in the exact same situation as us looking at it.

>> No.30322939

>>30322888
Bear markets always end. The only hedge you need for 3x is time.

>> No.30322950

>>30322903
>what if
What if you bought the bottom and sold the top? Then you'd be rich man. It' simulates buying and holding it.

>> No.30322965

>>30322757
What are you getting at? Net interest is, again, a couple hundred billion. It's not trillions.

Outright insolvency is certainly possible in the future but it's not here. That would take like a 15% average interest rate on the debt.

>> No.30322978

>>30322889
>line go down in bear market

So this is the power of faggotbears who convince retards not to buy a sure thing index

>> No.30322987

>>30322929
Why Provo anyways? Shit was too crowded 20 years ago.

>> No.30322994

>>30322939
>The only hedge you need for 3x is time.
You'd still be waiting if TQQQ existed in the 90s and you bought the top.
See
>>30322864

>> No.30323022

>>30322994
Show short position

>> No.30323038

Are there any Monday plays that aren't 3x leveraged etfs or has /smg/ just devolved to the ultimate boomer investing of buy the spy too

>> No.30323066

>>30323038
May I interest you in LEAPS on BDRY or PDBC?

>> No.30323076

>>30322994
Yes, and if he worked at minimum wage and contributed $100 a month to TQQQ, where is he today?

>> No.30323125

>>30323038
Part of the hype around 3x indexes is that they are based around commodity shortages - oil and semis. TQQQ is hyphed around coronvirus causing need for more tech solutions.

>> No.30323130

>>30323038
i'm in spacs and oil man, enter at your own risk

>> No.30323131

>>30323038
IMKTA, but hold on for a while!

>> No.30323136

>>30322808
I'm a spac man and a poor man. Bought the top of TPGY, 10k

>> No.30323145

>>30318988
MMT
don't worry about nything

>> No.30323154

I'm just itching to dump LTHM and take profits but I'm like 2 weeks away from it being a long term investment. Please don't crash further.

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>>30323022
I have some HMJI (inverse Marijuana ETF on TSX).

>>30323076
You tell me. We're clearly closer to a bubble top than a bottom. It's retarded to buy and hold 3x shit at this point without an exit plan.

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>Bought RDFN/U/TSM/AMAT/NXPI/MET at their lowest points of the day
Did I do ok? I'm going to get gutted on Monday, aren't I?

>> No.30323328

NEW
>>30323315
>>30323315
>>30323315
>>30323315

>> No.30323331

>>30323294
Retard

>> No.30323347

>>30323308
NET** I mean, not MET.

>> No.30323464

>>30323331
Show me your bags, genius.

>> No.30323574

>>30323464
Soxl retard faggot stay losing

>> No.30323595

>>30320693
pump my SGBX bags

>> No.30323672

>>30323574
>stay losing
But I'm winning. I bet you also smoke Marijuana which damaged your brain cells. I will make sure to buy more HMJI.

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YOU PUSH IT!

>> No.30323910

>>30323744
nice static x meme

>> No.30324346

>>30323672
People with damaged brain cells would be better company than you are, unironically.
Your autism is simply too strong to be around, I can see you're a huge faggot from any of your 17 SEVENTEEN posts.
Get a fucking life and stop talking shit.

>> No.30324442

>>30324346
>Get a fucking life and stop talking shit.
No.

>> No.30324451

>>30322540
Yes, if inflation continues then the value of your mortage will drop, that is to say, the money you owe the bank will be much less valuable. Don't get a variable rate mortage.

>> No.30324501

>>30322621
This rotation will take some time. Meme tech stocks have been roaring for quite some time now, it's not too late to get into commodities. SU is still plenty profitable, they haven't re instated dividends yet.