/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30316825
ngmi, fuck off coomer

>>30316825
how old are you anon? are you zooma?

>>30316825
>spending on 3dpd women
ngmi

>>30316825
pics of the milf

If someone wants you to take her out, the imbalance is already fucked. But if its just for fucking then it could be a good investment. Take her out once, then if you're not a total spastic, which i think you might be, every date after should be at hers or your house watching tv and fucking

>>30316825
Pics

>>30317323

>>30317361
Oops wrong pic

>>30316825
>10 or 20 linkies
why are you spending hundreds of dollars on a date? most i ever spent on a tinder date was 20 bucks

>>30317446
gross why would you wanna bang someone who has a kid anyway i wouldn't spend 1 link on that

>>30317446
She'd have to pay me Links.

>>30317446
Get you shit together you retard, you couldn’t pay me money to fuck this ugly washed up landwhale. If you’re in desperate need of pussy just pay a hooker $100 who looks 10x better than this

>>30317547
i dont think she does i just meant milf as in late 40's type woman

>>30317446
cheaper to get an escort anon

unless you live in a major city this is an 80 dollar fuckaroo

>>30317446
Jokes aside, go for it. Don't pass up a piece of ass b/c a bunch of virgin incels put crypto on a higher pedestal.

>>30317361
id spend some linkies on savannah tho lets be real

>>30317591
He’s willing to take this ugly ass tranny looking “milf” on a date, he could better spend that on a escort that’s actually decent looking and who’s pussy is actually tight and can still get wet

>>30317704
And get aids no thanks

>>30316825
arent MILFs supposed to buy you shit?

>>30317740
That’s sugar mommas and also no cause I’m playing the role of the late 20’s millennial with all the crypto money which isn’t even role playing cause it’s true

>>30317736
You’ll get aids from this trashcan milf too, use a condom with a escort

>>30317804
Nah condoms are for faggots

>>30317446
Nope. Fuck the midget instead.

>>30317903
She’s hotter

>>30317446
Anon this woman has had enough dinner. Just meet up at her place.

>>30317804
wont' protect you from the herpes nigger

>>30317966
She'll be so happy for some young cock she'll take it in the ass and swallow.

>>30317446
>paying for this woman's meal instead other the other way around
You're doing it wrong anon. This old slut is desperate for young cock. Make her pay for all your shit then make her beg for your dick.

>>30318246
Idc about money I retired already from my 2000 chainlink tokens

>>30317446
Have you tried having some dignity you fucking cum urchin

>>30317446
It's tinder you dumb fuck, why would you spend money on a hoe? just take her somewhere cheap or nowhere at all, if anything you should have her pay for the food

>>30318443
>>30318377
T. Virgins

>>30318307
Then why do you ask us? Just pay her you fucking loser.

>>30318477
T. Incel

>>30316825
I'm 36 banging a 64 year old GILF and lemme tell you these bitches are hungry for young cock. This is just my latest conquest. I exclusively hunt older women. I'll give you common scenarios I get.

She'll ask you why older women
>I feel that women gain a strong sense of self over time; they're more assertive with who they are. I kind of like that.

I'm old enough to be your mother
>I don't mind <smile>

She'll likely say something alluding to her having grey hair or something about her being obviously older. This is a perfect setup for me. This response slays them all and it takes them completely out of the context of being the older woman.
>A lot of people turn grey, but some become what I like to call "silver". They take care of themselves, they're dedicated, principled, maybe even virtuous. You're not grey, you're silver, and I like silver women.

Get yourself a pheromone scent. Alpha Q is an effective one and I use it exclusively. Every first date starts and ends with a hug, and a pheromone scent makes and leaves a unique impression that most men ignore.

Any conversation topic about her kids is to be completely avoided. As soon as those fuckers enter the conversation, fucking EJECT and change topics ASAP. This also goes for ex husbands.

>>30316825
Stop paying for womens dinner, wtf is wrong with you basedbeta cuck

>>30318859
hahhaahah
>A lot of people turn grey, but some become what I like to call "silver". They take care of themselves, they're dedicated, principled, maybe even virtuous. You're not grey, you're silver, and I like silver women.

wtf am i reading

>>30318970
seems like a small price for some pussy

>>30319076
You might this it sounds absurd, but it's a huge ego boost for older women to make them feel young. It's even better if you can replace "older" with something else, hence silver. Works every damn time.

>>30318859
nice silvery cooter

>>30319216
she hasnt messaged back for about 30-40 min now. what did i say wrong? should i of said something sexier? i just talked about mundane chat starter stuff as my second message and she ghosted me

>>30319299
Get her on the phone! I move to phone call after 30 minutes to 1 hour of chat, depending on how well things are going. She wants you to get her on the phone badly, bro. Make the call.

>>30317446
oh god
I’d still hit it tho if it was freeish

This is what transpired why the fuck didn’t she message back yet it’s been like 45 min??? Should I have said hey you wanna come over tonight and suck my dick? I was trying to ease into it ffs

>>30319413
It’s tinder chat there’s no number

>>30319458
>biting my nails

what a fucking huge faggot. NGMI

>>30319458
give her at least a day without saying anything and then call her. at least that’s what I’d do. don’t start going simp mode

>>30319596
its normie speak. you gotta speak their lingo if you wanna get inside the pink flamingo

>>30319458
She's likely boring as fuck and doesn't have an interesting answer and decided not to try. It's okay, I get these. You need to make it interesting for her, do a bit of extra legwork.

Ask her what she likes to watch. Any shows? THen leave it alone after that.

Keep in mind, she's talking to 10 other guys.

If you going to spend money on a girl at least have her be attractive jeez

She should be paying you

>>30319607
>call her
You 30 y/o boomers really think tinder chat lets you call the person ? Lmao calling is such a boomer thing to do.

>>30317446
what the fuck anon

>>30319715
>keep in mind she’s talking to 10 other guys
>gotta compete with 10 other dicks


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it’s over for me

>>30318859
Retarded.

>>30319742
He's fucking an old school bitch who grew up with corded phones. Of course she wants him to get her on the phone!

>>30319458
>cashing out
>cus a woman on tinder messaged you
give it to an onlyfans grill before the whole thing crashes. at least she'll send you nudes, plus onlyfans grills have a set pricetag, while tinderellas will fucking haggle.
or you know, you could try talking to women in real life. it's free and fun, and it's healthy.
fuck, you're even more hopeless than i am.

>>30319742
I’m 24. you only think of it as a boomer thing to do because you are afraid of being a spastic autist on the phone. I’m pretty sure tinder has a video call function, although maybe that’s just bumble or whatever.
the call is supposed to be awkward. the entire point is to get the initial awkward interaction out of the way so you act far less spergy towards each other when you meet first time

>>30319234
>>30319923

>>30319803
she's in her 40s, single, on tinder after younger guys and childless.
how many more red flags do you want?
she's working every single simp and feeling disgusted by them at the same time.
look, tinder is for casual sex and mentally ill people only. she's either desparate for a child, in which case, she'll be poking holes in condom on the first date, or she actually doesn't want children, in which case she's probably after some young boys for her and her husband to share.
but hey, it'll be best use of your linkies in your life.

>>30319929
>it's free and fun, and it's healthy.

>>30318859
so, gerontophilia is a form of homosexuality?

>>30317446
OP you FUCKER you're the exact reason women are always so stuck-up, bitchy, and shallow. Desperate losers like yourself will still fuck/give attention to unfuckable, used-up, ugly old Tinder whores.

I hate you more than anything else, you're worse than pathetic.

tell her you want to put a cigarette out on her arm

>>30318859
Lmaoo

can't believe this thread is still up

>>30320564
Her husband died like 3 years ago. She'd tell me stories of how he would try to fuck her but couldn't perform.
She makes me dinner when I come over. Like, meat loaf, and a cheese cake too. Also can mix drinks. After a nice evening and some wine, I then carry her into the back bedroom and rail her.
>oh my god my husband NEVER fucked me like that in our entire 45 years of marriage