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30296587 No.30296587 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>crushing student loan debt
>move to New York
>purchase a big life ins policy for my "estate"
>parents have me declared legally dead after being missing for 3 years (New York law)
>parents administer estate, collect the ins payment and pay off debts
>found to still be breathing
>insurance company demands their $$ back
>file chapter 7
>happy and debt free

>> No.30296642

>>30296587
fake and gay

>> No.30297085

>>30296587
D-does this really work?

>> No.30297139

>>30296642
>fill out life insurance
>fake death
>collect cash
>reappear as own long lost twin brother

jews do this all the time, why cant you?

>> No.30297255

>>30297085
If you're missing you can be declared legally dead (dead in absentia). In most states it takes 7 years, but in NY it's only 3.

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30297282

>>30297085
Yes bro all you have to do is fool the most globohomo state in the most omnipresent country on the planet into thinking you’re missing for three years. Then they’ll give you a full life insurance payout no questions asked