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go for it

>>30292345
if things are going good why tell her.

yellow milkies

>>30292345
>Im actually a multi millionaire from eth, and now have most of my net worth in LINK.
So you're not a multi millionaire, you just got loads of thin air.
You're only a multi millionaire if you cash out to stuff you can really use to do millionaire stuff with!

who is this semen demon?

>>30292345
Imagine thinking a girl who doesn't care if her partner is a waster is a good thing.

>>30292345
tell her you have half of your actual net worth if you want to flex that badly. keep half to yourself.

>>30292345
just tell her you have money but not the exact amount

>>30292345
>she doesn't care about that dort of thing
>she talked about her friends fiancee who is a doctor
God, you're so cucked

>>30292345
If she's worth marrying, marry her first while she still believes she's richer than you. Then reveal like half your portfolio after at least a year of marriage.

>>30292345
wait till you guys have kids, no reason to do it now. if you guys are happy together already, why heighten the standards? what happens if you lose that money for whatever reason? i only see bad coming out of this.

>>30292345
>wondering if i should come out and flex?
hard no

>Im actually a multi millionaire from eth, and now have most of my net worth in LINK.
Can you turn your crypto into stocks at a legal broker or physical gold? If no, then you're not a millionaire. Whether crypto is spendable or will not fuck you over because of the taxes you never paid is to be seen

>>30292345
under no circumstance
show or tell her or your family or friends
dont

op
dont

Check mochimo as well

> scalable
> quantum

>>30292345
merry her first and then tell her your ritch.

>>30292582
>live like you're poor forever
>>30292567
this is better advice.

>>30292345
Nice larp but no, never ever tell anyone about your crypto. That's between you and the little pixies floating around in those computers

>>30292345
Everyone changes after marriage, the ultimate shit test.

We dont care normie. Do whatever.

>>30292510

I’ve cashed out almost 1m already since 2017 too. Stop hating

>>30292567
this guy family's

>>30292345
poor anon, if you feel insecure enough to do something so silly she already thinks you are betabuxs

>>30292684
this. don't show her shit op

>>30292510

Ha. You think net worth is how much fiat USD you have in a bank account?

What a retard.

>>30292557

Well she told me openly she just got with me coz she likes me and (my) dick. She said she makes enough money not to care much about if im a doctor or shit

>>30292571

Again, reddt flooding in here with bullshit. Yes i am a millionaire you fucking jealous seething faggits. You wouldn’t tell someone with millions in the stock market they arent a millionare. Fuck off. You are a late buyer dont tell me like you know whit

Are you ready to marry?
No?
Then don't fucking tell her
This is something that can be shared only with the "true" one (if anything like that even exists),
And even then it's a tough test to take because the question in her mind will be "why didn't he told me sooner?" and the obvious answer would be "because he didn't trust me"
Honestly if you are so comfy in a relationship that you wouldn't mind half of your stuff to go to her, you can tell her. Otherwise keep your trap shout, say you have made a nice investment in the past and that it nets you some money that you can both spend for whatever.

>>30292345
If you are not planning to cash out - don't. You will look like a fool if crypto crashes.

>>30292345
she will change dont do it, women cant keep their mouth shut and soon you will be bothered by her friends and family

>>30292345
Post portfolio

>>30292345
DO NOT
DO
NOT

>>30292345
>HIM: Hey baby. Look how rich I am.
>HER: OMG sell it immediately. Link is worthless, why are you not invested in something valuable. Like Dogecoin.
The next day, LINK plummets to $2.00 DOGE shoot up to $1.
>HER: I'm so glad we talked yesterday, and you traded in those stinky Linkies for DOGE like i told you. You did make the trade right, Anon? Anon?

>>30292723
OK, so then you are indeed a millionaire. Good for you!
>>30292883
If you wanna do anything with your "money" besides flexing, yes, you need it in a form that you can actually use. And crypto fails that test.

>>30292436
This lmfao
You're thinking like a woman OP
Kys

Holy shit all these stupid fucks itt telling you to get married. Has to be the worst advice ever. Don't EVER get married. You WILL get divorce raped. Actually op, yes do get married. I hope she cleans you out.

>>30293064
IT WILL BE YOUR BIGGEST REGRET IN LIFE OP

>>30292982

Interestingly here, even if married she cant get my shit. Its based. The law here means i wouldnt lose much of anything at all other than divorce filing costs which is minuscule.
Im more concerned about relationship dynamic.

I need big tit Asian gf to motorboat

>>30292567
This is pretty risky, as it's potentially trust-breaking. If she's "worth marrying," then she's worth being open and honest with beforehand.

>>30292345
Huge mistake

>>30293180
Asian country or Western? This sounds ideal

>>30292995

Go back to redd!t. Its cringe seeing you faggits who are so late on the crypto train trying to tell people like me, who have been here wince 2013, what to fucking do with my money and crypto.
Fuck off

>>30293364
same desu

>>30292510
hi Peter

>>30292345
im getting frankfurter tor vibes from this image op

>>30292345
You can't honestly be this retarded op.

Shame on you.

>>30292970
So you havent paid taxes yet.

>>30292345
You flex in hoes not on hoes, anon

>>30292684
can confirm my wonderal jade chinese cherry blossom went from being the nicest most wonderful woman on the planet to an angry fatties whose always mad at everything and isnt nice

>>30293524
Yup, cars are definitely european. Fuck, been a while since I last visited Frankfurt.

features today, what will be next? its a a gem

>>30293653

Why not dump her man? Life is honestly better single. Even if you have to pay for a whore here and there when lonely if you struggle with women its better than being married to a cunt.

My gf knows he she becomes a bitch im gone I’m quite open about it

don't show off your wealth to her OP she will tell everyone

>>30292970
>Yes i am a millionaire you fucking jealous seething faggits. You wouldn’t tell someone with millions in the stock market they arent a millionare. Fuck off. You are a late buyer dont tell me like you know whit
I have no strong emotions regarding the issue, it's just that if you got 1 million in ETH but a volume of 1 million dollars in taxable trades, it's not like you can actually cash out and buy a house.
Holding stocks at a legal broker is quite a different situation.
Don't get triggered dude, I don't care about making a point

>>30292883
Yes

>>30293093
Such a salty little nigger, aren't you?

>>30292684
its all fun and games until she smiles

>>30293995
Not salty at all, just a realist that can't do shit with his crypto riches, besides buying tiny amounts of precious metals.

>>30293952

The fact you even bring shit like this up is you trying to out me down and stick your nose up. Trying to feel better about being so late to crypto. “Heh he says he made millions with crypto but he probably traded a billion times and owes millions in taxes so im not stupid for being late, that guy is stupid for buying early!”

Fuck off back to redd!t and seethe. You’re late. You’re a pathetic person trying to pick up scraps now.

>>30292567
prenup only

>>30294269

Fucking Based
Only poorfags think you need tons of trades to make it

>>30292436
Right here OP. Don't fucking tell her shit. Expectations will change. Make her think you are slaving away to procure a future that includes you and her. Once she knows you're loaded, she might not be as accepting when it comes to your bullshit that you no doubt have.
Plus when you lose all your money in link, you'll look like a complete dumb ass. Keep those L's on the internet you retard

>>30293468
Probably a total cunt due to the back pain thats caused by hauling those milkers around 24/7

>>30292345
yeah def let her fall in "love" with your money. good luck with that.

>>30293444
>Sperg out on anyone trying to tell you what to do with muh crypto
>Want to tell your girlfriend

"A woman marries a man expecting that he will change over time. A man marries a woman expecting she will stay the same over time."

-Confucius, 500 BC

>>30292436
SPBP
>>30292400
FPWP, checked tho

>>30294260
>can't do shit
boomer detected

>>30292571
No coiner cope. He can cash outnand buy your shit stocks but why would he? Who sells gold to buy bronze? Lmfao

>>30292436
Don't tell her OP. Keep your financial life separate from your romantic life.

>>30294644

Shes never gonna be in control of it or have any say over it. Like i said in OP, just a flex. But its stupid. Its just my ego. I kinda like to have the status associated from it but probably not worth it. She may become a bitch and change expectations so i’d have to dump her ass. Avoidable.

I guess you cant always have your cake and eat it. In this case, GF cake, and good relationship after telling her about my net worth is eating it

>>30292345
I'd flex my dick between those tits in that image, if you know what I mean.

I'm a NEET with a $600k portfolio (all stocks, no crypto). When my current gf asked about what I do I just said I'm financially independent because my cost of living is less than my passive income. Didn't have to hive a number and also explains why I use libraries, wear sweatpants, pirate movies, cook all my own meals, and live the poor aristocrat lifestyle.

>>30292345
Get a prenup so you dont get raped when shes done pretending she loves you.

>>30294893
On the other hand, if she becomes a bitch from it it means she always had the potential to become a bitch, maybe from other things too, so would have had to dump her eventually anyway

>>30292436
Women choose men like investments, which to them it really is.

If OP plans on having a family with this girl, who obviously believes he's a good investment, then he can confirm her judgment for better relationship security.

>>30292345

>>30292345
NEVER tell people you have crypto. Period. Make it money changes people and turns every fight with your wife into a "should I stick with this asshole or divorce rape him for millions" question.

>>30294269
Are you trolling me?

If someone runs around saying wood is magnetic, I'll point it out. I'm not emotionally invested in comparing people.
If you got $ millions in asset value on Ethereum, good for you. I wouldn't say you're a millionaire, however, since a millionaire can buy a Tesla while a Binance trading LINK whale who didn't buy his taxes can't.
I'm just saying wood isn't magnetic, don't get triggered. Last post I'm making.

>>30292970
>coz she likes me and (my) dick.

get rid of her, she does not love you

>>30292345
Don't do it. This is a good opportunity to portray yourself as more hardworking than you are. Just pretend your paid 2x of what you're actually paid and wait until you imaginary networth catches up to real one. Boom, no conflict, she thinks you're great, you're winning.

>>30292345
The test never ends. Don't tell her. Ever. Not even when you're married and have kids together. It can all be taken away by her whenever she wants.

>>30295497
Not like woman are capable of loving men the way men want to be loved anyway.

>>30292345
stopped reading at link

>>30295070

This is my current strategy.
I mean most women with high earning men hate the men for being dweebs, spineless, ugly or boring. They just wanted the security and status.

I know for a fact my girl would leave me if some giga famous chad who was rich, more handsome, more charismatic, retired, organised and openly rich snd shit propositioned her. She just knows she can never get that. Its a zero sum game. Most women just accept some combo. In her case, she makes money so wants me for looks and how i make her feel. If she needed money, maybe shed go for old ugly rich wimp.
Men are much more simple with this shit.
Which is my dilemma. I want to have the ego points telling her but will it make me giga chad to her(divorce rape impossible in thus country) or make her giga bitch and alter relationship dynamics?

>>30292684

The girl in that pic, I think I'm in love

>>30295677

Exactly. No shit if a better looking bigger richer dick came at her i’d be dumped. But she knows it cant happen.

>>30295562

Clever. I’ll have to make up a bs job tho coz im gonna retire.

>>30292970
>and (my) dick
Leave her ASAP

>>30292345
>Is it dumb?

Not only dumb but beta of your part for having these kinds of thoughts. ngmi

>>30292436
this right here, dont fuck it up

Where you at OP?

>>30292345
NEVER reveal your power level idiot.
Do nice things for her every once in awhile. But keep it realistic.

>>30292345
dont be a fucking retard, you fucking retard
im sure your gf is really nice/smart/funny/hot or whatever the fuck, but compartmentalize this person and put them to one side. now imagine a spiteful, vindictive, money grubbing, cheating whore. imagine someone who fucked your best friend, has full custody of your kids and made you homeless. took all your cash and uses it to pay for the whiskey she pours for the 17 black men that run a train on her in the bed where you consumated your marriage, in the house where you raised your children.
now pretend these are two different people. sure, you love the first girl, maybe she's the lovd of your life, maybe she's your soulmate. but would tell her how much money you have, knowing that there is a chance, however small, of your wife being replaced one day in the future, with the demon i described. and that the percent chance of that happening increases if you tell her about your cash?

>>30292345
Well, does she gossip alot? The problem I see telling is if she talks about it with other people, that is where all the shit from becoming "rich" comes from.

>>30295497
>>30296087
Moron's.
Women need to feel loved, to get dicked and chocolate.
Provide the first two and moderate her on the third and you'll have a hot happy wife and lead a good life.

>>30298192
>*Morons
Fuck me.
Anyway, part two.

>>30292570
>>30292567
Both retarded answers. First, you risk losing half your nw I'd you ever decide to separate. There is nothing wrong with a prenup. Second, you should at least let her know you've got some money. You guys are teenagers if you think all of suddenly revealing that kind of money after kids/marriage is healthy in the long term. Marriage is very much a contract, both sides should be aware of what they are getting into beforehand.

>>30295809
>my girl would leave me if some giga famous chad who was rich, more handsome, more charismatic, retired, organised and openly rich snd shit propositioned her.
lmfao
and you wouldn't for the female equivalent? everybody settles

>>30292345
Not necessary, unless you need her to know for some reason.

It just opens you up to criticism about your financial choices, and should only be considered if you plan to merge finances and want to be 100% honest.

>>30298507
Only half of half like 25%. Judges can't force your wallets to liquidate

>>30292681
you can live well
but that's different than me whipping out my phone just to flex on friends and family.
and then they will come.
Their going to want in.
Your money or theirs.

Don't tell people about your holdings

As reddit as it may sound, holding crypto is like having a superpower. You can't tell anyone.

>>30292345
Life lesson here, but even good women absolutely suck ass at sharing. I don't know if it's a skill we don't teach them growing up or if it's biological, but anything you share with a woman will inevitably become "hers" in her mind.

>The empty space in your home will become filled with feminine knick knacks
>Even though you bought the TV and insisted on getting cable/streaming services, you'll be watching her picks night after night
>If you buy a new car, she'll drive it without asking while you're asleep
>If you buy a house, she will have an endless list of "improvements" she wants for, regardless of if her name's on the deed
>Eventually, she will decide you spend too much time in your office and begin to complain loudly about the various things she wants to do with the space
>When she's at last taken everything else from you, she will begin to nitpick your diet "for your health"

Don't get married, it's a losing deal in every way. Instead, continue long-term monogamy until the woman ceases to be attractive or begins to henpeck, whichever occurs first.

>But no, my girl isn't like that...

...yet. I have never seen a single example of a woman who didn't eventually begin to selfishly consume her surroundings. Remember, they view their relationship with you transactionally, the reason the internet is littered with incel garbage is because most men have trouble accepting this concept. Make sure you're getting a fair deal.

>>30294296
this. why even get married in the current year without a prenup. you're practically giving your money away.

>>30292345
I dont think you should. Women are unpredictable

>>30292345
OP I hope you haven't told her yet.

It's a mistake that could nag at you for a while because she's most likely going to use this knowledge against you in some way and frustrate you frequently. And make you wish you had never said shit

If there's some emergency she needs help with, find a way to be an anonymous donor

too bad that most cryptos have blockchains that are transparent ledgers. must be easy for spouses with a legal team to track your assets and demand their share. if only there was a crypto that you easily obfuscate your holdings...