/biz/ - Business & Finance

what did that faggot tweet?
IM FINANCIALLY RUINED AGAIN

My heart

Thought I beat the system buying more at 598

Damn stock crashes are slow. Like just crash all in one day already, who the fuck is buying this shit on the way down? Anything slower than microsecond flash crashes is just boring to me after years in crypto.

>>30280226
just remember there were people who though they got a bargin at 700

The screwdriver is unsuitable for human orifice insertion.

I plan to enter the ground soon anyway.

The screwdriver is suitable for nasal use.

Halfway in.

Red liquid covers the floor, and something tickles my brain.

all the way in.

I knew it would work. I'm fine.

Red liquid hits the floor. Red liquid covers it. The floor is red liquid.

I fall forwards. My vision begins to fade.

I have completed my mission.

>>30279716
3 months of progress wiped out in 1 week
thats investing for ya

>>30280271
yeah i remember guy on reddit that bought like 30 stocks at 720, jesus christ

>Support: 46.93

IT'S GOING DOWN, I'M YELLING TIMBER

>>30279716
I bought a $670 option and it bumped up like a few minutes later and sold at $3000 profit then it went down next day haha

>>30279716
The dude is just landing the rocket.

>>30280361
Go back there you fucking nigger.

>>30279716
oh no no no no

check Dex for JustLiquidity
don’t make quick dump
>put 500$ on yields
>waited a month
>push to 1000$ yields pools
taxes so low, rofl don’t cry about gas on ERC

>>30280059
Tesla went up something like 500% in year. What did you think would going to happen in the end?
It will go take some new floor valuation like 400$ - 500$

Also CCIV is now new Tesla waiting, so money is flowing there

>>30280059
NASDICK is going down in general because it's a scam market and somehow BTC is pegged to the Nasdaq

is this what a spacex landing looks like

>>30280333
TSLA was pretty much the most successful short squeeze in history, once the mumus capitulated the price stopped being pushed upwards.

>>30279716
Tesla would be worth fuck all if Musk didn't meme redditors into wasting their money on it by larping as Tony Stark.

maybe this dude will shut up about bitcoin and dogecoin now

>>30282583
>Also CCIV is now new Tesla waiting, so money is flowing there


no its not, cciv went from 60/s to now 21/s

>>30282583
>CCIV is new Tesla
Do you actually look at the companies you throw money at?

>>30279716
Oh hey that means my trade executed.

>>30280226
Don't fret, Tesla has good support at $200 desu.
Well technically $190 but I'll put my buys at $201. Got your back bro!

>>30283666
Are you moron anon?

oh no

>>30283791
I don't care about companies or what they do. I only speculate and invest into targets that can make me enough profit to justify the risks

>>30280324
I like it, anon.

>>30280226
You can beat the system by doubling your buy in every level. Just calculate how much you have to put in at every level it goes down. In the end you will win as Tesla isn't going to be worthless anytime soon.
In the end it will go up something like 20% and you make it all back instantly.

we rising?

>>30286164
Yes bro

Buy buy buy

HOLY FUCK MY NUMBER GO DOWN

finally someone is speaking about this

in what world does Tesla NOT bounce back to ATH relatively soon?

just one tweet, Musk

>>30282583
>biz moronic take