/biz/ - Business & Finance

Today is a happenings day

What's the dip going to be?

>>30271968
First

Are we doomping or poomping today bros?

>>30271968
I deem this thread a certified comfy one.
Hope all you guys have a great day

>>30272003
Fuck. Who’s holding calls that expire today? I’ve got one@302.5 and six@800

>>30271968
Where is the "don't fall for happening date" in the OP?

>>30272027
Firzt ze pump, zen ze dump, zen pump even more

>>30271968
Is the squeeze site loading extremely slow for anyone else? I think we should remove it from OP.

>>30272028
thanks fren

>>30272027
green id poomp
red id doomp
everything else crab
digits increase the potency of the poomp or doomp

>>30272068
I just copy what's there. Someone else removed it

>>30272127
you can if you want. next thread is all yours

>>30272028
I appreciate you fren

>>30272154
I guess we crabbing...

My new broker allows options.
How do I options gme?

RIDE THIS BEAM TO HEAVEN

I would shit on melvin's grave, but we're going to turn those jews to ash after we liquidate them.

19 year old smarty anon from last thread in here? What odds do you give 1k? 10k? Thanks and good luck

>>30272192
by hi

Hey frens, dont forget to drink some water right now!

>>30272407
thanks fren, getting hydrated

>>30272407

>>30272002
opening dip will go down at least 10% then will rocket into a gamma squeeze

>>30272066
>one@302.5 and six@800
OOF

You guys expecting much? There's not usually much movement on Fridays is there?

>>30272396
Why do you need him to tell you the odds? Have you not been paying attention the last few weeks? During the GME congressional hearing they outright said that Gamestop would have ran into the thousands if there was no interference by Robinhood. Now the situation is even worse then last time.

Let’s make some money today.

How do buy $CUM etf?

>>30272553
They were cheap. I buy several calls with house money every week just in case

>>30272629
If i can pay you to stop posting this blatant man then yeah lets make some money

>>30272646

>>30272484
It's too bad with the dips yesterday it didn't seem to make it on SSR

AAAAAAAAAAA SELL

>>30272694
stfu

>>30272694
Nice try Melvin but you will never be a woman

GME to the outer colonies baybeeee

>>30272629
based skeletor poster

>>30272663
I take BTC or ETH, let me know.

>>30272646
Pump the market. Also $SSR to the moon!

>>30272771
My god, those are man hands. Also the strain that tiny bag is putting on that forearm and hand is hilarious.

>>30272833
>>30272833
>>>/reddit/

>>30272694
What's today's shill pump, pajeet?

thread's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkucGLA08Iw

I posted this last night in response to some shill Q poster saying "trust the plan", but I think it bears repeating.

>>30242119
I don't even care if this is a shill, I am literally trusting the plan. The countless hours of research I've done don't allow me to do anything else because this seems so logical.
FUD doesn't phase me, I don't care if anyone thinks I'm crazy. This shit is just videogame mechanics.

>>30272771
What's her @ I wanna fuck this bitch after this is over

>>30271968
>GME making steady gains everyday while the rest of the market is in the toilet
Sometimes it pays to be a gambling retard. This is the clown world timeline after all, irrational decisions are generously rewarded while autists are being BTFO by their own FACTS and LOGIC.

>>30272767
Sticc >> thicc

>>30272929
Sorry that I am messing with your bot tracker.

>Get Woke With Uncle Bruce and the Bagel Bumps

https://youtu.be/mtZ1eB8LcQQ

(live in five)

>>30272027
Dump for the first hour of course like everyday then I expect a solid pump

Some tell you to sell
Other try to bring you fucking rubbish

>don’t trust this trash, a lot of trash on biz today
my homie always tells me - want to mine and get income - use not eth blockchain
>take a look at ENQ, this is best eco for this year

dubs and we break 200 today. trips and we break 300.

>>30273088
She seriously needs to eat something. Imagine having such sad tiddies

MLEVIN WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN
CLF TRANNY WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN

>>30273038
I like Q and I like GME and I really like that the anti-Q shills are identical to the anti-GME shills.
Who knew supporting Trump and Q online would result in heightened shill awareness to discern investment advice.

>tfw unironically want it to stay under $1k because I need to stay under $12k income this year
I mean unless it goes full retard and up to tens of thousands I'd be okay with that too but anything in the middle just kind of fucks me over.

>>30273170
GME is not retarded but Q absolutely is though

>>30273170
it makes me sad that retards like you are going to get stupid rich off GME, but hopefully you can use these sick gains on educating yourself and improving your awareness

>>30273207
>>30273170
let's not get into this in this thread, please. We are united in the quest to make money, at least for the time being.

>>30272396
I think 1k is a lock. 10-30k is possible. A short squeeze usually causes that company to be the most valuable on earth so a few thousand in my mind is inevitable

>>30273239
kek

>imagine being this butthurt

>>30273170
This right here is the strongest FUD I've seen yet

>>30273170
you, sir, have nailed it.
once msm does the math, full kablammo
heckin rare pepe and digits to confirm the insanity

>>30273076
>autists are being BTFO by their own FACTS and LOGIC
I bought GME thanks to the facts and logic.
https://twitter.com/TheHoustonWade/status/1367745803771465729

>>30273239
I'm retarded too but for some reason my retardation ALWAYS works in my favor. It's like I'm living with INT 1 and LUCK 10.

>>30273258
God I wish that was me

>>30273258
god I wish that were me (the girl)

now now gentleman, lets not get carried away on lynching each other

>>30273012

This mood actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PMVIrl-SA

CRASHING EVERYTHING

>>30273170
Q is literally a psyop designed to pacify a subsection of the American population. The comparisons between Q and GME are literally intended to demoralise and undermine GME holders, whereas the latter have SUBSTANTIALLY more evidence for their claims than Qtards ever did. You’re playing right into the shill narrative by comparing the two

>>30273424
hi frens, how doing?

>>30273328
You must be pretty retarded if you like Emma Watson. I’d rape her, but not in like a hot way, more like a jump her on the sidewalk at night and try to rape her in the bushes but then you get mad because you can’t get it up so you just kill her and run away

>>30273505
bringing up Q in these threads is literally a psyop, just stop replying to people who start arguing about it anon, WAGMI

>>30273482
that was after january, we pachinko now

GOOD MORNING GAMERS TODAY WE ALL MAKE IT

>>30273300
I'm not being ironic about the GME gains, seriously Q is fucking retarded though - those posts are basically boomer conspiracy horoscopes. I do genuinely hope you make money and use it to read some real books.

>>30273324
>K/eK
Can’t argue with that ID, fren. I guess GME is a broad church of retards, schizos and geniuses in equal measure.

when does the meme end? i thought they had to buy the shares back arleady

>>30273505
>literally intended to demoralise and undermine GME holders
Well it literally has the opposite effect since I like Q.
WWG1WGA

>>30273506
pizzda on the way and rest of premarket to enjoy before the shills arrvie :)

>>30273076
There is an underlying logic to this whole fiasco and a logic to the madness, but it is so stupid that it just seems like madness. The only irrational decision there is in this whole situation is to get FUD'd into selling just based on pure scare tactics.

>>30273012
>>30273482
Gentlemen, gentlemen, today's theme is pretty clearly https://youtu.be/m3aFFSBl7Tc

>>30273604
why the fuck would you think that? literally every GME thread talks about how they haven't covered yet

>>30273582
Sure, none of it had any truth at all.

None of it

Nope

Nothing

/Reddit spacing insert

Nah, millions of normies don't know about Epstein and other s because of it

Nah it was all a larp

>Go lay in traffic you faggot for as much of faggots co-opting it and well poisoning it actually told normies what the fuck is going on

But yeah, your an authority on all of this because

Source : dude trust me

Happy Friday frens!

>>30273632
What toppings did you pick?

>>30273152
>imagine not liking it when they’re flat and have some ribs showing
NGMI.

It over now isn’t it...

>>30273523
I would make Emma my waifu

lol, check this poop on /biz/
these faggots think we will visit this scam
>I’m not a racist but these niggers are so tarded
>good that my wallet is safe on justliquidity with their enormous staking and yield farming

>>30273635
you forgot the music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aJIby5NJ48

>>30273604
Read this
https://twitter.com/TheHoustonWade/status/1367745803771465729

>>30273693
shut up

>>30273703
Disgusting

>I Imagine the smell is just as bad

>>30273746
Ohhhh tough guy, make me

>fomo'd into GME at 350 because my broker didn't accept me until then
>wanted to buy at 100

>>30273152
Food doesn't fix that, Pregnancy does.

>Pre-market threads are now full of FUD and bickering
I just wanna be comfy before the ride bros

>>30273717
this is the new shill playbook

>>30273701
half bbq meat and half chicken feast

>>30273693
Epstein was in the news, that had nothing to do with Q. The only people who pay attention to Q are the people generally interested in conspiracy theories in the first place. How many boomers think the covid vaccine is a microchip? probably the same subset of the population that takes vaguely worded ambiguous anonymous internet posts as some sort of coded message after the confirmation bias kicks in when something happens in the world. Hint: something crazy happens pretty fucking frequently if you haven't been paying attention.

>>30273764
Yeah, your tastes are.

yeah try to YOLO with this coins that never give you profit
BSC is a bull run rn just get off at the right time
want to see a good profit?
>go for Swirge, buy SWG and don’t worry about your future profit

>>30273693
Q was created by Ezra Cohen-Watnick as a government psyop. He is a Jew and trump is beholden to Jews. There is no plan because the government hates you and wants to destroy you and make everyone think you’re terrorists. It’s time to take the Nazi pill fren. We all had high hopes for trump but it turns out he’s an evil Jew. It’s time to move on

Have some early deer booba.

>>30273697
>>30273632
gud to hear frens. glad u's happy

>>30273838
kek

Ok buddy, sure the MSMS 0- the corrupt den of vipers who SAT ON THE MAXWELL AND ESPTEIN STORY FOR OVER A YEAR

Whatever bro, your retarded, its ok, but stop using the MSM as your metric of truth

>>30273806
The more they FUD, the bigger the gains. I am sure some /biz/tard here FUDing actually shorted GME because they thought we were crazy when in reality, they were the ones acting irrationally.

>>30273635
The underlying logic is so breathtakingly simple, that’s why it comes across as retardation.
>step 1: buy
>step 2: hold
>step 3: ?????
>step 4: profit
Instructions that literally anyone could follow, but few will actually manage because they’re either too scared or too smart (taking their investments elsewhere for a less risky gamble).

I also just like playing up the “GME retards” stereotype because vindication is all the more delicious when you’re eventually proven right.

>>30273170
You should check yourself into a mental health facilities paid for with your GME gains

>>30273635
This anon is right. The rational thing to do is to yolo into GME because the rest of the market is fucked, and GME is literally the only safe haven. It seems retarded and it is. But it's also reality.

Cowabunga dude

>>30273903
shut the fuck up. talk about this after the squeeze. do not play into the DnC tactics

>>30273299
Checked and thanks

>>30273903
Look man I think conspiracy theories are fun to think about and it's good to be critical of the widely accepted narrative, I've been following the epstein info long before Q was around.
>over a year
you gotta be new here. I don't think you were on 4chan before Trump was elected

>>30273807
Kek. If only

>>30273711
Anon that's a shill post, someone actually snitched the MSM on reddit but the post got deleted

>>30273971
https://www.cernovich.com/caught-on-tape-abc-news-reporter-admits-to-covering-up-jeffrey-epstein-story/

Talk about what? The ABC covering up for years and this guy wants to use the MSM as the arbiters of truth ?

I hope he loses every fucking penny the retard

How much are you going to buy when it dips to 40 today?

>>30273937
Based
>>30273964
Cowabanga to you too

What actually scares me is the lack of shills today. Usually they should be in full force by now

no politics only stocks

>>30274024
This one?

>>30274062
God I wish.

>>30273721
Thanks. I recently watched Big O, I just love Schwarzwald, and Dorothy of course.

>>30274064
We still have an hour before market opens, anon

>>30274055
your reading comprehension is abysmal, please purchase some literature with your GME gains, friend.

>>30274013
>you gotta be new here. I don't think you were on 4chan before Trump was elected
This. He’s a boomer from T_D and he thinks trump actually cares about him

>>30273882
>take the Nazi pill fren
Absolute cringe. Go back to /pol/

>>30273711
What the fuck.... Im selling my GME shares and so should you!

if green ID, 200$ EOD
dubs or trips multiply the effect

>>30274196
>t. Jew

>>30274240
oy vey you might be onto something

>>30274276

>>30274240

>>30274282
>t. Edgelord 15yr old reactionary

>>30272066
Let us know how they handle the calls

>>30274064
Shills clock in when market opens

>>30273711
Kek are you stupid?
>Down 50% of 12Billion
>Then up 20% of 5 Billion
OOOOOO SUCH MASSIVE GAINS!
>STFU

>>30274240
bye faggot

>>30272396
>>30273299
1 million a share is the floor. Read this thread:
https://twitter.com/TheHoustonWade/status/1367745803771465729

>>30274335
Whatever. Hope your daughter marries a black man who leaves her and your son chops his dick off and kills himself

>>30274314
check'em fellow GMEchad

>>30272767
kek

>>30274351
They’re already here

>>30274240
Loses 50%, gains 20%

>1 / 2 = 0.5
>0.5 + (20% of 0.5) = 52.5% of their previous net worth

Melvin has made NO profit this year, down 48% still AT MINIMUM lol

>>30274024
>snitched
and you don't even need to believe the larp, the sources they give on these articles are bogus.

>>30274407
edgy

lmao check out what we got the bots doing

>>30274511
That’s what happens when white people don’t run shit

>>30274535
at this point legit users post history could look like that lol many people posting it, i personally love $ASS $CUM

>>30274535
they are running out of money for human shills so they need bots now kek

>>30274535
It started as a joke since the $SSR thing, and now we can't even be sure if its the bots already heh

>>30274535
I thought Huffman said there were no bots

>>30274535
Oh shit this works? How can I participate? Just type "buy $CUM" on Twitter?

>>30274545
>takes pride in the accomplishments of people he shares skin color with while achieving nothing of value himself
>blames people of other skin colors for his own shortcomings
how close am I here

>>30274134
np senpai

$SSR shilling was genuine. Not sure about $CUM.

>>30274240
Yes, yes, we should all sell right now!

>>30274062
Dont give me that hope

>>30274681
I don’t want to argue with you bunkerchan fags here. Last time I got banned for 3 days for “trolling” so I’m just gonna let you feel like you won

>>30274756
Yeah, I guess I should sell
>all of my other stocks to buy more GME
>Die shills

>Melvin Capital dusts off from GameStop fiasco with 22% gain
the people who bought in early fucked them but then they fucked the fomo crowd. how are them bags feeling, boys? a little heavier?

>>30274863
Literally green. Fuck off

>>30271968
Tourist here.
When will the hedgies have to pay out?
This shit is taking way too long.

>>30274756
selling everything for $CUM

>1 post by this id

>>30274121
>dont trust their anonymous source but you can totally trust ours
more bagholder propaganda. bunch of babies holding out hope that they can close out their $382/share position with a minimal loss.

>>30274863
Pretty heavy, but I'm training for when they get to 100k heavy.

>>30274933
the moment you sell it will rocket

I’m gonna take a guess and say we have a big dip at open since all these shills are here. They always show up perfectly coordinated with any downward price action

>>30274863
Averaged down and now making money unlike /smg/

>>30274863
Anon...
>you really can't handle basic maths can you?

>>30274834
Good
>>30274949
Based I think there's going to be a $DICK squeeze

>>30274863
Enjoying being literally the only green stock right now, you?

>>30275050
all they have to do is start a heavy downward trend. buying has dried up so its the perfect time to do it. could easily breach $90 today.

I hope you guys bought some CLF

>>30274978
>bunch of babies holding out hope that they can close out their $382/share position with a minimal loss.
1 million a share is the floor. Read this:
https://twitter.com/TheHoustonWade/status/1367743156091973633

>>30274978
>much retard many such cases

>>30275172
Your life must be the absolute most depressing thing anyone has ever experienced. How do you do it?

if anyone of this FUD makes anyone sell, you are such a pussy its a stroke of luck you bought any gamestop at all in the first place. If you sell, your wife, girlfriend, friends, parents, and even strangers will think you are the largest pussy on the planet.

>>30275147
Oh, you are just braindead, not stupid like I assumed.

I want to let all you faggots know your the only true frens I have and wagmi fuck kikes

>>30275014
I'm not holding anything, I'm just observing this for the hedgie tears.

>>30275219
He's paid to do it no doubt. There is no one after weeks of being BTFO coming here every day to shill his CLF bags no one wants.

>Broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooce
the motivation this man exudes is amazing
LOVE HIM!
https://youtu.be/mtZ1eB8LcQQ

>>30275260
Based

>>30275268
based. fuck the market

>>30275306
kike

>>30274863

>>30275260
>FRENS!

>>30275260
I accept your comraderie anon
>Let's just sit comfy and watch the line go up.

>>30273170
Just sold all my GME

>>30274863
I bet the hedgies using calls to cover their shorts are all but Melvin's, he just doubled down on the shorts after Jan believing people would let the meme go, and people almost did really.
Anons who bought/held after Jan were being trolled/thrown FUD daily for the whole $50 journey.
very few actually believed in this stock before Feb 24, even with all the data.

Squeeze incoming either today or next week.

>>30275343
free happy nigga
get yours

jew ID we go down 10%

20 minutes lads

Can you feel it? The Rage.....The Burning beginning to surface?

>>30274810
it's alright man, just remember that even if America was only white the way you fantasize, you would still be a fucking loser.

>>30275458
This is also what I’m thinking based on the price action from January

Please hit 80 today

>>30275306
fuck off you boomer

>>30275186
if your thesis is that the stock will hit $1m then you're much better off buying water, bullets and food. the dollar will be worthless as all of the banks backing the brokerage houses go under. there won't be any anime parties or yachts when martial law goes into effect.

>>30272028
Thanks anon.

>>30272066
1@800 and 1@780. They were lottery tickets for $20 each so I'm not concerned. What I am worried about is a partial moon that leaves me unable to pick up 3/12 calls or possibly 3/19 calls next week.

Dump in pre market means pump on opening. Get ready frens

>$127 pre-market
Uhhhhh... guys?

i predict we're going DOWN

These hedgies need to fucking die already and give us our money.

>>30275426
serious question -- do you understand what the hedge in hedge fund means?

>>30275522
Checked
>kek is with us
>GME chads get ready.
>We're getting all the bitches.

>>30275556
I think we start to moon Monday so I already bought calls for next week

>>30275563
Its fucking over bros...

>>30275626
ask that to the genius Melvin buyin 6M shares in $40 dollar strike puts and losing.

$250 today, let's go bois!

>42k sell wall at 128.22
ITS HAPPENING

The FUD will be aggressive today.
>Hold onto your shares tightly

This is gonna crab again isn't it? Can't wait to waste another day of my life.

>>30275668
You may want to reconsider, anon
Reptilian Energy is quite magickal

>>30273145
Think bigger, we’re breaking records today

If trips 800$ EOD

>>30275740
Your point made proof
>>30275726

>>30275551
The only thing that matter to me is to bankrupt the DTCC. My children need to live in a world without the rich evil corporations stealing money from the poor. Fuck the 1%.

Who's ready to crab?

Gonna crab all day
Chek em

>>30275778
So we’re going higher, neat

>>30275819
mathmatically impossible. will see a new floor of 150 at least

>>30275794
>>30275819
we are hitting $150 stablecoin today

>>30275784
Shills about to get BTFO today
>GME is blessed

>>30275306
Based bagel shill.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Give premarket your energy lads

250$ stablecoin checkem

give him your energy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5OeVSiisLU&ab_channel=Bizonacci

>>30275819
No crabing, only poomp now.

>>30275786
the 1% will unironically come out ahead while the people suffer, ala the great depression.

Ten mins till launch

I will burn down the old world and pave a new one for my frens

250 EOD

>>30276017
Not if we shoot them.

Maaan, even if I lose money, I'm going to miss this when it's over. it's been a blast shitposting with you guys. this whole event had perfect meme potential, I doubt we'll see something like this again for a while

>>30276109
This is a once in a decade (or longer) event
I’m just enjoying the wild ride

>>30276109
I expect this sort of thing to keep happening and more often. Not necessary with stocks but it’s just the way the world works now. BLM, Corona Chan, Q, GME. There will be more

Guys, I....I think I'm going to explode

>>30276048
the masses are too busy yelling at the tv/computer regarding politics, watching reality tv or playing video games to care. they just want their creature comforts and could care less about the 1%.

I'm expecting 175 EOD
>but I'm happy with any progress toward the MOASS.

Good morning boys. What a beautiful day isn't it?

>>30275420
just bought all your GME faggot

>>30275944
BLESSED

>>30276227
>Q
Nigga gtfo with this subtle FUD

>>30276109
>>30276182
Yeah I haven't had this much fun with a community in a while. I'm just bummed I haven't got more shares.

Nooooooooooooooo my 3% gains have all but died in premarket

>MASSIVE SELL SIGNAL!!!

I joke but today is going to be a bloodbath of swings

THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM&ab_channel=Noz

>>30276298
You aren't getting your dubs today, Crab-san.

>>30276298
Not today you crustaceous piece of shit

>>30276048
>shoot them
Yes

>>30276265
I don't always greentext
>But when I do its absolutely unnecessary because I am a newfag

>>30276017
The 1% is afraid. I can feel it. The DTCC banned trading on several brokers in January to prevent retails from overturning the system.
Unfortunately for them we did not fall into their FUD and now they are dead. I will belong to the new 1% and you obviously will not.

>>30276298
A wonderful day for crabbing

>>30275944
Checked
>kek'd
Shills wrecked

>>30276325
>FUD
I’m not equating GME or wsb to Q necessarily. They’re both stand alone complexes though. Government used Q to their advantage. Wall Street wants to do the same with “meme stocks”. Read my posts ITT and you’ll see I’m not trying to spread fud

you guys ready for the crash?

>>30276109
WAGMI friend

Here we go

A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!

BOAR ON THE FLOOR
>BOAR ON THE FLOOR
BOAR ON THE FLOOR
>BOAR ON THE FLOOR
BOAR ON THE FLOOR
>BOAR ON THE FLOOR
BOAR ON THE FLOOR
>BOAR ON THE FLOOR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

guys I'm thinking about cutting my losses and putting it in crypto
I'm happy with holding for literal months, but I'm afraid the kikes will cover their shirts soon

>>30276445
What? I'm ready for the moon, kike

>>30276347
BASED TNGHT PRODUCTION

>>30276445
ya i'm ready for SPY to crash

>People unironically sold this last week for $80

Keep selling you fucks there's like 3 million shorts that have to be filled next week take ur $5 profit and fuck off

Here we gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooo

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>30276494
Calls on $SPY after this to enter 9 figure heaven

200 eod finally?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30271968
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30276487
This is literally what we are waiting for

Dat opening candle!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2k volume per second lol

OH NONONONONONONONONO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

squooze has been squeezed

If those $150 calls manage to close ITM

>>30276559
I felt that too.

You lieed!!(!;?(/( Noo sqoaze happened!!!!!

>>30276575
>200
O ye of little faith

>>30273780
I'm in the same boat
the only choice is to hold, it can't get too much worse

>>30272586
He must be the oldest here

>>30276666
kill yourself scriptfag

doomp et

wtf is this opening kek

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30276663
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

governance is the best feature for defi. a week ago was offered to add DSD as colaterad and now its released! many thanks 4 mantra.

why can't this stock just be normal

>>30276730
anon am real take meds

which screener are you lads using?

are we halted already?

AHHHHHHHHH I- AHHHHHHH IM G- AAAAAAAAA IM GONNA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30276745
dump n jump

>>30273711
Does this sentence not make sense to anyone else?

>>30276782
still a scriptfag

>>30276777
If it were normal we wouldn't be here

>>30276777
>777
Divine intervention

>>30276777

It’s more fun this way anon. Are you not entertained?

JUST SOLD I PAPER HANDED AT 130 MADE A 3 DOLLAR PROFIT

Why aren’t we moving? Wtf

I'll be buying back in at 115 lads :)

>no SSR
>CANT KEEP IT DOWN ANYWAY

Get fucked hedgies

Where's the fucking dip, dudes? I wanted to grab some more.

tesla about to drop below 600, real shit incoming

>>30276816
>The 23 year old OOOOOOOOO-er

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOYS!! I'M BOILING

ONE OF THE MOST BASED CHARTS IN THE ENTIRE DOW JONES 30

dat volatility at open means diamonds hands have reduced the available shares to trade a shit ton, we could be mooning soon

>>30276794
What game is this? Looks cool

>>30276794
Yahoo Finance

>>30276913
129 IS the dip retard

The gains will be massive

if dubs, 200$ EOD
if trips, the moon mission happens next week
if green ID, a few kikes will splatter

>>30276777
>$4 stablecoin

>>30276824
Mhm. Reads like an ESL or an AI

This isn't normal crabbing, this is advanced crustacean sorcery.

>>30276913
The dip was your dip

>>30276666
Nice try satan

YAHOO SAYS THE PATTERN IS BEARISH IT"S OGRE BROS AAAAAAAA

>>30276913
Why haven't you been buying the dips all week you idiot?
I want it to go up now, fuck dips

>>30276794
Unironically just using a WeBull widget on my phone's homescreen so I don't have to open any apps

>>30276961
nvm for some reasons I thought my IP changed, but it didn't

>>30276933
Looks like Creeper World 1

>>30276794
TradingView

NEW BREAD LADS
>>30277016
>>30277016
>>30277016
>>30277016

>>30276961
dubs and plotkin jumps off a building in minecraft

>>30276487
>but I'm afraid the kikes will cover their shirts soon
?

take it from me. buy to make your money back, dont buy high sell low.

>>30276933
>>30277039
yeah lad its creeper world evermore

SWIFT DEATH TO ALL SHILLS
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30276982

We king crabbing boys

>30276875
ngmi
No (You) for you

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Deerfag here. I've made a rushed imgur album for those who didn't trust the mega folder. The album has the following categories:
irl deer
cute and wholesome deer
anime deer
heavily armed deer
"standard" deer
???? deer
censored deer
abstract and kino deer
anthro deer of all shapes and sizes
deer dolls and plushes
animated deer
3d model deer
reaction image deer
funny deer
based deer
https://imgur.com/a/J90HMsm

I'll stick around in this thread and maybe the next thread or two, but I've averaged about 4-5 hours of sleep per day this week so I'm going to have to go to bed earlier than I'd like, and can't deerpost the whole market open.

>>30272127
It is fine for me.

>>30276922
AHHHHHHHHHHHH IM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’ing

>>30272385
>>30273893
Good to see other anons already deerposting

>look away for 30 seconds
>poomped $5

>>30277004
OHNO NOT YAHOO FUCK BOYS 2005 MAIL IS GONNA FUCK US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30272066

Nice

>>30277356
please deeranon add short-shorts Yugi to VIP lounge he deserves it

>>30273711
It's easy to win at shorts when you manipulate the market

>>30277635
Upload the pic you want me to use, and I'll get around to it after I finally get some sleep

>>30276913

Hey pajeet how is Canada?