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SOXS

Have you UUUUfags finally learned your lesson and dropped all the bags?

somebody explain why i should trust one photo of GEX's squiggly lines and one website without current charts. I cannot find any corrobaororaorrting information.

>AMC borrowing fee is climbing
>GME stuck in 2%
so..... is AMC going to moon first or GME?

>>30252922
Never letting go of my cancer rocks

SOXL TRANNIES BTFO
>SOXL TRANNIES BTFO
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SOXL TRANNIES BTFO
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SOXL TRANNIES BTFO
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SOXL TRANNIES BTFO
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SOXL TRANNIES BTFO
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SOXL TRANNIES BTFO
>SOXL TRANNIES BTFO

Be honest.
>X
>XOM
>C
>F
Do I sell or buy the dip?

I'm a failure, and it's no one's fault but my own

>>30252834
Last reminder to buy the fucking dip. You're going to make it, anon.

Is Oil going to dip again like yesterday?

>>30252922
Nuclear anons will be glowing by the end of this year.

>Only hope to recover my losses is the CRBP catalyst

My bitcoin is down 25%, but mochimo is up 100% already :)))

I have never shorted the market, Should i give it a try tomorrow?

>>30252952
If AMC goes to the moon, I'll let you fuck my mouth. Why do people still think that after so many days of hemming and hawing? We'll be lucky to see $14 once theaters re-open in bulk.

>>30252966
Uh I'll buy the dip Monday or Tuesday, you're out of your mind if you think it's ending tomorrow.

>Dow futures just went green
>S&P right behind it
>NASDAQ only down 0.1% now
WE'RE BACK BABY

buying SOXS
happy to fuck the SOXL trannies in the ass

I've went balls deep in soxl after the split. What is going on and what are my options

Oh no bullbros, we got to cocky

>decided to kill myself if I couldn't reach 100k by May
>got to 50k but now it's down to 15k
Haha

>>30252834
My $VRM bags are heavy

>portfolio is down 50% since january
>futes are still red
guys can it end soon please?... a-at least i'm still up 24% since i got in

>>30252825
Uranium has buzz for the worst reasons. While there is a stockpile shortage it has to do with central asia not mining and reduced imports. UUUU is in a unique position as being the best us producer or uranium -- but also has refitted their plant to process sand to give them a stream of revenue while they wait for uranium commodity prices to cook. I am extremely bullish on them. Rest of the industry popping off is just because they did.

>>30252999
Checked. Tomorrow or Monday, whatever floats your boat, but you get the idea, so you're going to make it.

>>30252968

All the bagholders have to hide their remaining profits somewhere

>>30252922
>expecting sane thoughts to ever emerge from people that are invested in glowing rocks
kek

>>30253037
Damn.

How much did you start with though?

>>30252834
brrrr got like hafl those stocks

>>30253021
>What is going on
A correction.
>what are my options
Dead hookers.

I was watching an interview with some finance guy trying to explain the GameStop situation and I why he does not and cannot "get it". Quite simply, wallstreetbets is an emergent collective intelligence, a massively distributed trading entity. Something completely new, a Deus Ex Machine character. From the perspectives of traditional traders and analysts what's happening looks like gambling and it looks random when in fact r/wsb is operating on a higher sophisticated level. It's like trying to explain how Alpha Go beat Lee Seedol or trying to analyze the chess moves of Deep Blue. You just can't. A new player is on the scene and everything has now changed.

>>30253037

why set such a stupid goal? are you in debt 100k?

>Market, market, market, trade, trade, trade, yields, inflation, dividends, valuations, rug pull, moon, cheapies, crab, bear, bull, ngmi, wagmi, Fed, Cathie, stimmy, ticker, ticker, ticker, IRA, broker, Chinkshit, cryptoshit, >futures, opening bell, ding, ding, ding, closing bell, gains, gains, gains.

>>30252958
What are you holding negro?

Imagine buying stocks

>>30252981
The only catalyst for CRBP will be the stock going to 0 and being delisted to OTC.

If you think it is cheap tonight,
wait till next week's prices.

>>30252922
dropped? selling is retarded

>>30253130
yea you should go back and stay there then

>>30253037
and you should save everyone the misery and just kys now. Do it in the woods so your family doesnt have to deal with the body

it really all crashed right when i entered

What oil stocks to buy

>>30252958
>mfw I bought 70 SOXS today and its up 5% AH

WTFWT #8 frens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm2xPmKKul0&t=27s

>>30253021
I bought a couple shares myself, desu the semi shortage is fucking real. So I'd expect the stock to bounce back up

>>30253012
Didnt we open green today?

>>30252998
He told you why he thinks that, can’t you read?

>>30252834
It hit support, the market did. Will it crash tomorrow, or rebound?

If it crashes tomorrow, will the dust settle over the weekend and have green Monday, or will we GAP DOWN?

Just buy puts

>>30253214
all of them but especially SU and OMP

>>30253230
We sure did

>>30252719
>so i mean there still needs to be a catalyst before a given launch, right? things will get swingier but they won't just start up for no reason?

After all this, what ranking does your networth put you at?

>>30253012
Sure...

290 tomorrow. Biden will not rest till the US is dead.

>>30253234
thats the million dollar question

>>30252998
because its like GME? if reddit is responsible for GME squeeze then so will go AMC.

>AMC short interest is $612M
>71.30M shares shorted
>19.02% of Float
>10.3% Short Interest Rate
>Shares shorted up +20.3 million shares, worth $174 million, +39.9%, last week.

>>30253247
Any non american oil. Anon in last thread said American oil will get cucked by green regulations and I find that believable.

>>30252846
>>30251696
Someone help this anon, fucks sake dude why would you do this to yourself

>>30252970
>Implying they aren't already

>>30253214
CPE, SM, NGRU, GUSH, RDS.A

>>30252922
Still sitting comfy with my $3 buy in

>>30253218
Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you shills runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn threads. "SOXL dumped" this, "stock markets gonna fail" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
>(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the post number
>(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
>(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
>(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a tranny
>(WHAT?)
A /bear/fag
>(WHAT?)
A chink
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A pajeet
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A smooth brain
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A no good son of a bitch
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I'm gonna solve that captcha
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The one with the fire hydrants
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The one with the stoplights
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The one with the crosswalks
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The one with the cars
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The one with the busses
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The one with the STOREFRONTS
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I'm gonna click submit
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I'm gunna endorse Powell
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Send all you baitin' sons of bitches home
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I said I'll send you back
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AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

>>30253287
I know you,
you have
[UVXY, SQQQ, SOXS] calls x 100 that are just a few dollars OTM

>>30253167
how am I supposed to sell them for a loss if I don't buy them first??

>>30253284
this has to be outdated...

>>30253324
WTI for memeteam gains.

>>30253214

Easy 10 bagger is $REI

>>30252958
>Implying I didn't take my gains and pivot into SOXS the instant that bonds peaked above 1.4

>>30253096
2k

>>30253132
I'm a failure and stocks has been the best I've been at it.

>>30253197
I'm probably going to do that, but not now.

>>30253037
All in CDEV right now, not even joking

How do i buy with margin on TDA? Do i just enter an amount that exceeds my current cash and it'll use some of my "available dollars"? available dollars is margin right?

>>30253350
kek based

I think I'm unironically selling everything tomorrow

>>30253403
Feeta

>>30252966
Yeah I want to put more in gold miners but I already "bought the dip" last November and my bags are getting heavy. Copper and oil stocks still too high I think. I guess I could just get more SPY...

>>30253386
Nigger, you're going to buy ROPE and hodl NECK while 13k up? NAH SENPAI, keep moving.

>>30253294
>if reddit is responsible
Yes reddit is responsible for buying billions worth of GME and AMC to inflate them both to insane levels. Fuck you people are retarded. It was 100% reddit that bought these 16.5m worth of GME calls today. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.

>>30253444
What do you need the money for, fren

>>30253361
why hold calls only on shorts when you can play both sides ;^)

>>30253284
>have to make 65k in the next three months or else i get demoted to 85%

uh oh

>>30253324
NRGU***

>>30253444
My too. Thinking im gonna take my loses and sell everything then start over. This is too much. I'll find a job and wait for the market to recover.

>>30253299
american midstream will do well. It's just exploratory and new drilling that will be fucked. The demand for oil is insatiable and we'll keep refining it in this country

>>30253350
Okay, now this is epic.

>>30253444
if you sell you fill up pockets of hedges that are buying shares at discount

>>30253301
There's no helping someone that spread 5 figs into 20 fucking positions on margin to top it all off.

>>30253284
Lmao the farthest bottom right
>$100

Just hold kiddos. Buy those dips and leverage down. This is just a baseless panic sell off.
~Don
Cielo Waste Solutions

>>30253540
wait wouldn't that be downstream?

>>30252958
That's a man.

>>30253284
gonna hit 90% by the end of summer, but this does seem outdated

>>30253575
Why buy an ETF to mitigate risk when you could buy a bunch of random horse shit?

>>30252834
is it too late to get into stocks?

>started using square in 2017
>saw it taking over paypal but didnt know anything about stocks at the time
>saw everyone wearing stupid looking yeezys everywhere in 2016
>adidas stocks went crazy
>saw my entire college and everyone in the world using the stock and stocks went crazy
>saw everyone using iphones starting in 2012
>didnt know about tesla stock and shit until it was at 300 dollars

fuck i wish i knew about this shit sooner so i could have just thrown money in it over the years and forgot about it.

is it too late now? everything is like a straight line in the air and it seems like the worst time ever to start. it seems like 2016-2017 was the golden era i could have just bought anything that was popular and gone up 500+%

>>30253444
I'm gonna buy your dippies for cheap, I'm not down much either since I've put all I got into fucking GME

>>30253301
>Using margin, ever

>>30253661
What do you know about glowing rocks and lean hogs?

>>30253444
>1 post by this id

>>30253611
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
It’s simple, we start an smg ETF

>>30253661
"Best time to invest was yesterday, second best time is now" - Boomer. Hold your shit for a few weeks.

All in on SOXS calls at market open
TRY to explain why this is not free money

>>30253496
>AMC to inflate them both to insane levels
AMC was worth 20$ a share prepandemic 10$ isn't unreasonable or insane for AMC

>>30253661
You are too early right now. Come back when everyone stops blaming the Jews.

>>30253444
post nose

>>30253661
Best time to invest is always yesterday

>>30253724
But the Jews are unironically always at fault.

Are you guys going to buy bear ETFs when the market opens?

I have a retard question for you guys... If someone has GME stocks at 50 dollar avg cost, and they decide to sell them for tomorrow, and I put in an order for however many at that cost, will I get them or will I be forced to buy them at the current going price of the stock?

>>30253710
Okay but we need to also open up an anti version of that ETF, that way we can make money regardless of how poorly the normal one performs.

>>30253710
Might as well buy BUZZ or MOON if you want a meme ETF. Its already there.

>>30253385
>I have perfect timing and I’m not just a LARPing smoothbrain
C O P E

>>30252959
Hello? Anyone? Do I consolidate my positions or what?

What's a good broker for a South American newfriend? Only one I know is eToro but that's jews.

>>30253778
SQQQ already in my lineup.

>>30253575
We could do a gofundme. That anon takes pictures of his big tiddies sister, post them and we'll donate.

Koomala Harris voted to move with the covid relief bill
Tomorrow is going to be green

>>30253661
>is it too late now?
The NYSE has been around since 1792, so unless you think its going somewhere sometime soon its not too late to trade stocks.

They call me average down man

>>30253590
wait youre right it's late here. anyway i think OMP is a decent play anyway. If midstream is transporting oil and there's no new pipelines coming

>>30253717
Welcome to the elite group of traders anon, we're going to skull fuck these techies and their trannyconductor "shortage".

>>30253067
>While there is a stockpile shortage it has to do with central asia not mining and reduced imports
can you clarify this I am mostly invested in 4U as well but I am seeing what you mentioned as a transitory issue so that will ahve to change over time because securing uranium is something the utilities buy 2-3years ahead of time

>>30253778
If premarket is red I will. Already have some in SOXS, will expand that if it looks right.

>>30253778
Why would I buy them at open when i bought them EOD today?

>>30253661
> am I too late
Well, what do you see everybody doing now?
Personally I’m all in on electrical hoverboards, ride that EV wave.

>>30253661
yup too late. you're 228 years too late fren. sry.

>>30253820
they call you Capicoli the annoying fat retarded faggot

>>30253284
>tfw over $100k below the cutoff for 5% for my agegroup

>>30253661
It never too late. I started very late because I didnt believe in the stockmarket. Boy I was the fool.

>>30253820
Hey remember that time you were up 1.2 million dollars? Lmao.

>>30253811
>vice president
Lmao I remember when pence made the market green

>>30253871
What? Hitler was like the 1980s or something.

>>30253747

Fucking this

>>30253721
I'm talking more on the timeframe it pumped. AMC went from being $2 to $22 in premarket over the span of 2 weeks. All the while we're still in the middle of said pandemic.

What is play tomorrow considering we'll probably be green

Book stack.

Anons, what about VWAGY is it based?

>>30253950
Nah, going to be another red dead redemption day if you aren't Oil.

>>30253810
>simping for booba
This crash can’t come soon enough. This general is dead

>>30253924
yea and look how that worked out for him. you wanna get shoahed by a cripple and a drunk russian?

>>30253975
>buying books
Even Warren buffet will call you retarded for not using pdfdrive

>>30253284
1% and 10 years ahead

>>30253811
If the jobs report comes out before the market opens you can be sure to buy more dips

>>30253661
You're thinking of it wrong, anon. Cash isn't a risk-free asset class. In fact, right now, it might be almost as risky as stocks. Whatever you do though, DON'T buy bonds as they are literally a guaranteed loss of purchasing power.

Also, despite the above, keep some cash on hand for emergencies (personal or otherwise). USD might be on thin ice right now but it's still the legal tender of the U S of A so don't ignore it completely or you may have to sell for $$$ at sub-optimal times.

>>30253975
Damn bitch you live like that?

>>30253661
sorry meant saw my entire college using adobe*

>>30253820
No, we call you tranny

>>30253809
>>30253857
>>30253858
Dammit I'm always late. Just learned about these things recently. Now ya know I guess

>>30253599
>That's a man.

>>30253454
I've made some really bad entries on gold these last few months, but we're gonna be ok fren.

CRBP bros. Lol. They will learn.

>>30253820
no one has ever called you a man

>>30253988
There are stimmy talks so probably green

I just got 5 boxes of old comic books for free. how do I pivot that into meme stocks?

>>30254003
reminds me of the time i unironically pirated a pdf copy of some book that was just 300 pages of a boomer seething that physical books were going the way of the dodo in favor of computers

Futures looking slightly better
Maybe everything's gonna be aye okay, eh?

>>30254027
do you think usd is gonna get rug pulled with inflation? thats scaring the fuck out of me

>>30253975
My living conditions are significantly worse dont let anyone here discourage you

>>30254076
There may very well be a stimmy vote, but the 10yr is at 1.58% right now.

>>30253724
Ask me how I can tell that you’re literally jewish.

They will learn how to invest in delta which has a near-linear relationship with probability of an option being OTM at expiry. The probability of lenabasum trials working outweighs that delta for CRBP 4c April.
They will learn.

>“The days of simply piling into the market leaders regardless of valuation may be drawing to a close. Investors must now recognize that there are alternative opportunities out there, including both heretofore underperforming stocks as well as incrementally more attractive bonds. A powerful economic rebound combined with rising interest rates and higher inflation, if that indeed transpires, will change the investment backdrop in a meaningful way.”

>>30253975
Take some of your 2% dividend yields, skip a few tendie runs, and buy a fucking vacuum you disgusting subhuman goddamn

>>30253975
Clean your floor you fucking mongrel

>>30253778
I'm never touching bear ETFs again, i've been BTFOd once and that is enough for me. With a bull ETF you have a chance of recovering your losses when the market turns around as long as you are willing to hold. With a bear ETF, Jerome will say some shit at 7:30 AM and the market open 5% up, and your ass hole will be permanently damaged with no chance of recovery.

Stay away from bear ETFs

>>30254077
Give hjs, bjs, and vjs (if able) behind local Wendy's for 5 bucks a job. Use the comic pages to wipe off after each job. By the time they're gone, you should have enough money to have a nice start.

>>30254146
i'm just gonna buy 3/19 calls on 3/11 and see what happens.

>>30254178

Reminder bears dont cum

>>30253284
>was 95% and would be 95% for next bracket too
>now 65k down from that point and only in 95%/90%
ILL NEVER BE A 1%er NOW AAAAAAAAAA

>>30254090
I have no more hope left. I've been reduced to curling up and whimpering under the covers like an injured dog. I hate hope. Hope just comes before pain.

>>30254218
Well, if you buy CRBP calls on the CRBP earnings date of 3/11 you might be experiencing unwanted high IV.

>>30254069
Ya they will learn how it feels to have a stock go to 0

Did anyone get a mail from the IRS saying that they would be giving everyone a EIP2 payment of $600 through direct deposit? It said my $600 was supposed to be here on the monday that passed but now im hearing talk about Biden increasing the Stimmy to $1,400. The fuck is going on here? Am i getting 2 stim checks or did they cancel my EIP2 when Biden announced the the new stimmy? This is a fucking mess.

>>30254217
you are a gay nigger and you should probably go get tested for AIDS immediately.

>>30254128
So it'll be green until the market realizes the interest rates are still a thing

>>30254090
>hey there, cathie
>I see you got the peanut butter again
>another man that couldn’t handle how strong and independent you are, huh?

>>30254266
ok 3/9 then

You think I'm done averaging down?

I can average down every day for like, 2 more weeks

>>30253811
they read through that bill pretty fast

>>30254305
jesus that was months ago

my lil US10Y stock doin sum

>>30254288
Bio’s definitely often use earnings release to update news on their pipeline & trials. Doesn’t mean it will happen with CRBP, but very likely some good news will be forthcoming.

>>30254090
Futures mean absolutely nothing right now. They are traded on ridiculously low volume right now and could easily be red or green before market open.

>>30253587

Today's event kindly sponsored by Cielo Waste Management Solutions. Don's employees worked really hard to cater the event (can you taste the difference?). Let's give them all a round of applause!

>>30254146
How can you analyze delta risk CRBP shill? I'm curious.

>>30254305

>never got my $600 stimulus

FUCKEN BULLSHIT

>>30254033
>>30254104
>>30254161
>>30254164
What can I say? I'm an eccentric.

>>30254307
I didn't say that I should do that, or gave you any implication that I would. You however, comic book collector faggot... Right down your alley. Good luck with your new venture!

>>30254339
I would buy CRBP calls right the fuck now. It is cheap.

>>30253797
I actually pulled out a little earlier than perfect, but better safe than sorry. At least as much as you can be with 3X leverage meme ETFs

>>30254217
Fucking kek

>>30254341
I've been averaging down so much but every time I look at the dow and it's still above 30k I'm on the verge of a panic attack, like I've wasted all my money before the real crash even happened.

>>30254305
Yeah i got that posted about it earlier today. No idea if its two different stimmies or we lost out on 2k whoch proceeded to become 1.4k which may or may not now be that $600 they sent.

>>30254423
no you just have an untreated mental illness

>>30254149
>rates on downward trend for decades
>transient economic rebound
>structural issues in the economy unchanged, made even worse by Corona-chan and Unlimited Debt Works
I want what that faggot is smoking.

>>30254423
Hey man, start a gofundme, I'll throw in a few bucks

>>30254420
I didnt say I collect comic books. you are retarded as well as gay aids darkie infected.

I said I got 5 boxes of old comic books for free. and I want to sell them because I dont like comic books. perhaps concepts such as these are too taxing for your gay retarded nigger neurons.

>>30254305
That was the letter for the last check last year. The IRS is retarded.

>>30254423
a hobo is technically behaving in an eccentric fashion...

>>30254053
I don't know really. At the end of the day, I got into all this because I was concerned how fast stocks went back up last march (bought the dip btw), now it feels like a schizo rabbit hole but I can't refute any of the arguments I've seen in favor of inflation. Really, the only bull case I see for USD is congressional inaction, which while plausible for the short term seems unlikely to persist with all political orientations ready to riot in the streets at a moment's notice. And JPow can't just pull a Volcker either and go 10% rates because the gov would literally default, along with a bunch of big companies. It's basically a game of chicken now between the Fed and bondholders and maybe it'll go OK, but maybe not. That's why I won't go 100% cash no matter what happens. I think we'll be lucky if the outcome is a few years of 70's style inflation.

>>30254460
I fear I've done the same

>>30252981
6 more days

>>30254427
that is a good point. SPY is gonna rebound hard monday morning

when will everything drop 20% in one day?

>>30254427
I own over 100 CRBP calls spread across 4 price points and 2 dates. Am I retrarded? Probably. Do I stand to lose little if they go to 0? Yeah.

>>30254520
oops, meant for
>>30254092

>>30254520
The outcome will be world war 3 but no one wants to use nukes so everyone's just waiting around

>>30254488
go ask /co/? Why would you ask a stocks thread about faggot tranny comics?

I've got 4000 shares of AMC and I'll laugh my ass off if it moons.

>>30254474
No, I'm a tortured genius. An eccentric like Howard Hughes.

>>30253444
Gee I wonder who is behind this post.

>>30254613
Post your piss bottle collection already

>>30254485
Will do. Thanks for the idea brother.

>>30254613
that depends entirely on your net worth

>>30254402
I would not frame it as "delta risk" but rather "delta probability"

Remember that the definition of delta is " the amount an option price is expected to move based on a $1 change in the underlying stock. " but here is the real useful fact about delta:

delta almost linearly correlates to the probability of an option finishing out the money.

So that is why far otm stocks have a low delta, they are gambles. low probability of expiring out the money. so they are cheap. lotto tickets.
>>30254549
Yup. I expect they will drive up CRBP sometime tomorrow or next week.

>>30254431
>I am committed to LARPing and insist on keeping up this charade of being a phenomenal trader rather than a SOXL tranny that held too long
Yeah, bud, I liked to pretend too sometimes. But then I got a hot blonde stripper gf and now I don’t have to.

Futures already dumping back down

I think I might sell tomorrow. This downtrend could last for quite some time and so far I haven't seen anything that tells me there is a reversal incoming.

>>30254613
if you were born 300 years ago they would have knocked you unconscious and thrown you off a cliff

>>30254416
I never got mine, something about 1 years return being audited for disaster relief, and the other because I didn't amend my obamacare tax credits. Truth

>>30252922
I bought at $1.10 so I'm sure that I'll be quite comfy for a while yet.

Any 140 IQ big dick chads itt or just me?

>>30254613
i lived in a place like that for a while, it was comfy in a weird way. i miss it sometimes.

>>30254488
>I didnt say I collect comic books
Nah I read right the first time, and you're lying.

How do you just come into 5 boxes of comic books with no incline towards comics?

You robbing high schoolers again? Steal them from your little brother?

Also, nice 8s

>>30254423
New interior design style: Rats Ass -- gonna be so in when inflation kicks in and rates go thru the roof.

>>30254613
do you sleep in that box? looks comfy, you should try it

>>30254613
I have you bear anon. I live in a van. Currently in my tent right now though. I think more people should get used to living rough or homelessing sooner rather than later. Not gonna post pics of my tent since it's too dark.

>>30254655
>So that is why far otm stocks have a low delta, they are gambles. low probability of expiring out the money.
Holy fucking shit i typed this ALL wrong. I meant to say that is why far otm stocks have low delta, they have a low probability of expiring IN the money.
>>30254574
No you are not retarded, just an oddly wide spread of calls.

>>30253587
Based Don.

>>30254662
>But then I got a hot blonde stripper gf
pics?

I'm gonna fucking kill myself bros... I hate myself...

I wanted to hit 100k in my account by the end of March. I will not be able to do that unless SOXL somehow magically shoots up to $50 a share. I'm actually an idiot. I'm not smart. I don't know why I ever bother trying, nothing works. I've lost all my friends, I've lost my family, I wanted that $100k for a down payment so maybe I could have SOMETHING in my life and now it's gone. I'm pathetic.

I'm continuing to not do well tonight.

>>30254655
This is erroneous information.

I was thinking about selling but we may get a pump from the stimulus hype.

Also, Crammer says its time to sell so its time to buy and hold desu

im selling tommorow, this is going to be a multi day slide, including gap downs next week

> down 50 percent on aqb
>Pr report of some director involved in some shady shit

Im not sure to stay on this ride anymore

>>30253783
Nigger do you even know what a limit order is?

>>30254734
damn chill man, the market is brutal....don't let it do that to you

>>30254718
how do you get power and internet and shit like that in a van/tent?

>>30254734
search foresty forest

>>30254726
k just go out in a blaze of glory

>>30253130
>finance guy
>he cannot get a short squeeze
Was this interview filmed in a lobotomy clinic?

If any of you are out of options after the crash, join the us army infantry. I’ll be waiting for you at sand hill lol.

>>30254759
I corrected my mistake >>30254719

>>30254701
nah they were from someone in the family who had a stroke. I honestly don't really know anything about them.

>>30252834

>>30254520
>inflation
Supply-demand imbalances will result in short term price increases, but not the type of inflation that the Fed is after. They have a somewhat moderate outlook for the labor market, which is the driver for real inflation (by the Fed's terms) via sustained broad labor market participation and sustained wage appreciation. By the Fed's and CBO's data, we are a long way off from that, so easy monetary policy will be the norm until such a time as we see a strong recovery behind us in the labor market. So, I guess it depends on what your definition of is, is.

>>30254520
DESU owning equity in solid companies is a good thing, you won't realize gains when they are 90% down, but if there is inflation the valuations of value stocks will still be just as high. If interest rates hit in, value stocks will still hold. It's just about what would survive.

>>30254646
I've never pissed in a bottle in my life. Although I do shoot wood pigeons in my back garden and eat them sometimes.

>>30254762
This is literally the first time I have ever agreed with Cramer. Weird.
I'm seeing so much denial reflected in low volume price action all day every day.

>>30254805
>the jew reveals his master plan to shake out retail and turn gme bagholders into cannon fodder

>>30253783
Still a long way till the bottom boys

>>30254734

Remember when I told you to put into index mutual funds right when you hit 100K and never look back? That said, I will pray for you Anon. It is all relative anyway. I'm sitting on even less than you are right now.

holy shit I need RIG to go up tomorrow

If it doesn't I think this is it lads

>>30253130
yeah it's that or some stanford graduate hedge fund analysts decided to take out Melvin for a summer bonus, and bankrupted a bunch of middle class rh traders in the process for the added endorphin rush

>>30254805
oy vey

Why did none of you sell 3 days ago when I told you we were going to at least 370 levels on SPY?

>>30254795
Internet from cell phone (25/Month unlimited data). Power from batteries and solar

>>30253301
Just tell him to kill himself.
Alternatively, he can just close his account, lol.

>>30254710
It was a wardrobe that I threw on the floor after I almost invested in GME before the 1000% pump but bought RIDE instead because some faggot shilled it here. I have a comfy bed, with a mattress and then a memory foam mattress on top of it.

>>30254723
I’ve already posted some. There’s a WEBM somewhere.

>>30254805
>die for the goy in some desert shithole
y tho

>>30254734
You might not make it when you want to make it, but as long as you hang in there and keep punching, you'll make it.

>>30254933
every single night some retard predicts a crash tomorrow

>>30254734
It will be fine anon but SOXL is a shit investment and you should consider exiting it soon. Leveraged ETFs are not something anyone should ever long. I explained this over the weekend when one of the faggot SOXL pumpers was trying to promote it. If you hold then I hope it pumps so you can exit clear but here's a tip for you and others on this board: Any time you are getting that delusional feeling about what you're "going to be able to do" with your money, that's a huge sell signal. Always sell at that point. ALWAYS sell on delusion. Because it's universal. We all think and emote basically the same.

You had two months to invest in oil. You had all day to re-invest into bear ETFS for trannyconductors

>>30254933
Hindsight is 2020. I cut loose some bags today.

Still holding VTI...down $40...

>>30253783
this question is so dumb it actually made me sad, please stay away from stocks

>>30253130
>It takes all of WSB to form one single intelligence
kek

>>30254958
He's retarded. If you really want to join the military, try to end up in a healthcare or techical position so you can parlay that into a civilian career.

>>30254872
Thanks anon, I was having a bad day but at least I am not a schitzo like you.

>>30254987
Yeah but everything I say is correct and I've literally never been wrong when I post something here.

>>30254813
Well look man, best bet is to head up to a comic book shop or get in contact with someone who can appraise them. Head back here after you get the cash in hand and figure out what to do.

Best of luck to your family member whose left you in charge of his collection and which you have decided to pawn. If they died then RIP and they are watching you touch yourself at night from Heaven (or Hell, that's a real possibility if they supported Biden).

> homeland security investigating “connections between Q-Anon movement and recent stock manipulation”
Making money is now domestic terrorism

>>30253214
Enerflex

>>30254706
Based, I'm going to be an interior designer now. I'll just go into peoples homes and have a tantrum and charge them $10k.

>>30255069
dang let me write your id down so i know it's you next time

>>30254957
Ugly expensive whore. I guess thats the best an indian man can do.

>>30255081
You're actually making money?

When da fug is the line gonna go up again?!

>>30254849
I guess there is a difference between inflation and currency devaluation even though they have a similar effect on the USD. If I had to distinguish, I'm more concerned about artificial loss of purchasing power from helicopter money than I am about "real" economic overheating. This doesn't seem to be like WWII or the 70's where we had huge industrial infrastructure, all of that's been long gutted and shipped abroad and while devaluation might create the conditions that could reverse that, it won't happen overnight.

>market takes a fat dump
>BTC memers think shitcoins have decoupled from the stock market
>enter BTC shorts for easy money
Fucking worthless coins.

>>30255081
I mean, it does terrorize a certain demographic

>>30255024
thought it was obv that chairforce healthcare/tech position was the way to go

didn't think people would be retarded enough to go INF in this day and age

>>30255069
Is that you, Burry? Is C still a buy?

>>30253783
Get yur ass up n sell it

>>30254987
Dude, the parties over.

Market is hitting crazy ATH while the economy is in the shitter. Unemployment. Inflation.
People are gettin spooked, TSLA is over, ARK is over.

I told this general to sell two weeks ago and people like you said "hurr bears say that every day", now look where we are.

>>30255081
GME is gonna hit $300 tomorrow. Trust the plan.
-Q

>>30254796
That guy's great and it fucks me up how many great guys like him there are out there doing shit like that all alone. I just watched The Frozen Road and it really hammered me.

>>30255130
Just turn your screen upside down

>>30255117
I have an amazing ability called setting up an autosell at 10% gains on anything that I don’t actually have total faith in

>>30255134
whats your floor target?

>>30254653
I'm a millionaire, of course. Although I live with my parents because its free and my mummy cooks for me and makes me coffee.

>>30253783
I know a guy who is selling them real cheap. $22.50 for 75 stocks. Tomorrow and Saturday. Sunday is a religious day and he can't do business. He's going out of business so he's having a sale. Do you want his name?

>>30254077
look them all up online and see how much they are selling for, then decide if that's a worthwhile price. if you get a good customer base you could actually do it for part time work.

>>30255004
I've been averaging down this whole time and I'm still down. I'll feel like an idiot if it starts going up and I miss the ship.

>>30254897
>>30254796
>>30254985
Thanks guys. I put on some Deep Space 9 and that always cheers me up, but I'm still really unsure of myself.

>>30255081
Trust two weeks.
Wait the plan.

>>30255081
>TRUST THE PLAN
GME is financial Qanon. There's overlap but no coordination.

If 298 QQQ support breaks there is no support anywhere anymore, lads.

From there it is a free fall bungee jump without a rope

>>30255028
*Schizo
And no, I'm not a schizo, I'm an eccentric high functioning autist.

>>30255175
gonna take at least a few hundred mil to qualify as eccentric

>>30255069
Dr. Burry where is the floor this time and when?

>>30255081
Beating hedge funds at their own game is racist.

>>30255169
I have an amazing ability called
>I started last month and have never seen 10% gains

>>30255130
never

>>30255205
if only there were some way to profit when line go down

>>30255159
If my id has a Q in it then he's right

>>30254762
Wait he actually called gor investors to sell and boycott JPOW bullshit non-YCC?!

>>30255175
what is that, shit on your ceiling?

>>30255277
:O

>>30255245
welcome to the club now fuck off. get filtered.

>>30255277
>dubs
>Q
Big if true

>>30255277
Game ov-

Press start to continue.

>>30255226
Absolute floor is S&P at 2700-2600 but it will take a couple years.

>>30255268

I’m starting to believe that gentiles can’t process the concept of a put or even just buying short etfs.

>>30254941
>taking investment advice from /biz/
See, that's the definitive proof you're a schizo.

>>30255199
I hope you get your pump anon. Just be sure to exit if you do. If you want to play the lottery there are better instruments than leveraged ETFs, which in my opinion are the sewer bowl of the market. You could get the same play with degenerate SPY weeklies and not lose sleep at night if they turn against you.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

Buy the dips! You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>>30255307
No, air rifle pellet holes in my wall from target practice in my bedroom.

>>30254734
dude you have like 80-90k USD, get the fuck out of here with that whining you don't know what it's like to be a poorfag

>>30255345
gentiles unironically believe that profiting off the stock market at all beyond a 401k is morally wrong.

>>30255340
where do you think we bounce then, end of this month?

>>30255345
I already know kikes have no sense of humor.

Call me a schizo all you like, but in reality I'm an eccentric with a cool watch!

>>30252834
Who is that girl in the picture?

>>30255425

That was in agreement with the musing poster I responded to, genius

>>30254504
Hobos are quite eccentric of you talk to them. Some are multimillionaires. Met a guy who left Goldman Sachs at 33 with millions in the bank to go ride the rails around the country.

>>30255425
Nasty fucking hateful scum bags all of you are. I'm a 56 year old truck driver who is married to a Jewish women who saved my life. You fucking people think the world would be a better place place if she was dead and you disgusting fucking animals deny the historical FACT that 6 million Jews were killed during the holocaust. How fucking dare you, if I met any of you fucking scum bags in real life and you have the balls to spew your hatred in front of me I will sock you so hard in the jaw your grand kids will feel it. This anti semetic crap doesn't have a place in our modern world you horrible fucking offensive dogs.I'm more than happy to be an avid member of the Jewish community of Montreal's events where we share food and dance together with people from all walks of life and different cultures, diversity is beautiful and I have my wife to thank for introducing me to those community events. You're all slime balls, nasty fucking humans, you all should be ashamed of yourselves

Name 3 stocks you're all anxiously waiting to dip a bit harder before going in on.

>TSLA
>TSM
>NVDA

>>30255449
You are a schizo, but you didn't even write your own operating system to talk to God, which makes you a noob schizo on top of it.

>>30255217
I'll get there eventually, just need to get in a few big pumps and then I'm there, in eccentric territory.

>>30255499
yea like he said we already know kikes have no sense of humour

>>30255499
how do I short stale pasta

>>30255471
Yah I met a guy who sucks cock in alleyways for meth, left Goldman Sachs at 31. He has some great stories about his trading days.

>>30255515
this is not a christian website and you need to repent for visiting here cathie wood

>>30253130
This is literally some of the dumbest shit I've ever read.

>>30255526
Did Terry Davis have a load of cool guns like me? I don't think so.

>>30255499
is this a new copypasta??

>>30254876
And look at the VIX it has barely moved.

I’m afraid I didn’t short enough cause I sold what at the tome were an eye water number of short calls for where we were. Now those calls are under 50% what I sold them for. Today I figured I’d fade the oil rally and buy the bond dip. Those were mistakes so far but it’s all short options so I have time and room. I’m almost always a few days early.

>>30255421
I almost never take shots in the dark on month/month moves like this but my instincts are telling me that we'll bounce off 3600, trade the 3600-3700 range and break out somewhere toward the end of March to the upside.
Which will of course be the "return to normal" bull trap.

>>30254876

>>30255579
pls buy them I'm going to get assassinated if it dips more

>>30255340
so we're basically going straight down for two years?
shiiieeet

>>30255499
I hate blacks
I hate spics
I hate jews
I hate chinks
I hate arabs
I hate mongoloids
i hate lesbians
but i love Oil stocks

>>30255640
It's my fucking life you fucking assholes, I come here everyday but after a while the bullshit wears on me and today was a bad day for retail traders

RECYCLE
RECYCLE
RECYCLE

>>30255265
>>30255265
>>30255265

RECYCLE
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>>30255265
>>30255265
>>30255265

RECYCLE
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>>30255265
>>30255265
>>30255265

RECYCLE
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>>30255265
>>30255265
>>30255265

>>30255647
I was buying puts this morning for $2.00 that were worth $10 after the Powell dump.
"Stonks only go up!" meme are making the premium to short in a bear market pretty damn cheap for sure.

>>30255654
We'll be back in the 3900's by next Friday.

>>30255749
hey man its not our fault. blame the jews

>>30255559

Yah I met a guy who sucks cock in gloryholes for fun, left Goldman Sachs at 35. He has some great stories about his sucking dick

>>30255701
I am with you there my friend, except for Idi Amin.

>make half a months salary in initial GME craziness
>buy more and end up losing entire months salary
>It's ok, I still got my semiconductor and green energy bois
>past three weeks destroys that so in the red compared to two years ago

I don't know if I should still hold or just cut losses and move on
Worried that tech will fall further, shit doesn't makes sense though
Thinking of uninstalling my app to prevent panic selling

>>30255765
my man

>>30255665
kek

>>30253599
I sure hope not I was about to jack off to this no lie

>>30255421
We bounce tomorrow off 3650ish as people panic sell and capitulate then rally into the close. Rally continues Monday on short covering and when people start to think we are good the rug pull comes and we go limit down over and over into a full on 25% correction before the fed steps back in with helicopter money. Or we crash down 70% by EOY


Place your bets!

>>30255618
>No Mosin
>Just a bunch of gaudy, painted hunting rifles
Lame

>>30253950
Green was cancelled, only red from here