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In roughly 1 hour from now, your lives are about to change forever.
>>30239130yeah, when it crashes to zero and everyone ropes
Look forward to it bro. Unless it's an unwelcome BBC. This I do not look forward to. So, what's happening?
>>30239130Post hand
>>30239130Just post pregnant Sergey already
so how hard are we dumping
30 minutes
Just a hint
>>30240644checked, looking forward to nothing happening again.
>>30240784We might see pregnant sergey
>>30239130It’s Friday bro. It’s not happening tonight
Strap in boys.
>>30240918Bullish chainlink announcements come on mondays and wednesdays. We will dump all weekend as will most cryptos
>>30239130in 1 hour i will be finished fucking sergey and will release my potent sperm in his ass
>>30240831I hope we're this lucky
>>30240918It’s Thursday
i'm going to sleep, and waking up in 11 hours to find link down 12%.i know it, you know, they know it.
>>30241030>sergey impregnatingBullish.
>>30240918yes
It's literally dumping right now.
>>30239130Don't need a token to call external API's bud
10 minutes
>>30241810wow this is really it, we're finally free
7 min
9 min
>>30241866checked...god fuck
>>30239130Liar
poop
flush
>>30239130Changed in what way?I already feel pain....is that not enough pain?
OP here.There has been a delay. Please wait.
>>302391307 minutes(ish) to go what’s the story bub
1..2..3... i’m a muslim man..
>>30242424U a pregnanet musliem?
>>30242424... those digits.How long fren? Minutes? Years?
>>30242424...
>Maybe we'll catch up to UNI.
>>30242424ahhhhhhhh
5 minutes frens I can feel it
>>30242424
>>30239130>>30240644>>30241810>>30242424itt retards falling for shit larp episode 21
>>302391301000 dollars EOH
>>30242500Those digits
>>30242684While whales offload, they supply this board with new larps. Hodl strong they say.
>>30242424Kek
>>30239130
>>30239130Yeah I’m fucking going to kill myself in exactly 1 hour
Faggot op doesn't even deliver pregnant Muslim copypasta.
>>30242424Arbitrum? it's Arbitrum, right?
>>30242424OP here again.There is a new time scheduled.In roughly 1 hour from now, your lives are about to change forever.
Bottom coming this weekend. I’ll definitely be snatching some up after I sold at 28
>>30242944Arbitrum will be released within the next 24 years
>>30242957checked
>>30242957 K guess I’ll go play some video games until then cool talk preciate you
>>30242957man i just wanna fuck you in the ass
>>30242944They were finally given permission to be released from the patent so it would be pretty based if they announced something.
>>30242957>1 more hour guys
>>30242957lol
>>30243069after 1h.>op here, 1h more. this time for realWe just gonna be lower. Mark my wordsWhere have I seen this? Hmmm...
>>30242957appreciate the honesty and transparency anon, will be back in an hour. excited to see the cool news that you have and will post in an hour (barring further delays)
>>30242957Thanks OP, I await with baited breath
>>30242957Reaching Qanon levels of cope, here OP. 1/10 larp.
...
>>30242957oh boy I cant wait
>>30243229>>30243069>>30243163it's an honest mistake I'm sure. give him the benefit of the doubt, he's really going to be helping us out i can tell by his ID
>>30243163Just 2 more weeks bro
>>30242957> Trust the plan. Trust Sessions.
>>30243407Oof
>>30242957i bought, op. you better not be a faggot.
>>30243604>>30243382On a semi-related note, my friend's mom has been going on and on since 2014 (no joke) about how the Generals are about to arrest Obama any time now. It's always at the end of next month. It's like talking to a flat earther...
>>30243666Cursed trips
>>30242957Yeah all holding waiting for something to happens meanwhile this fagget its unloading his bags on you
If we break below $25 we in trouble lads.
>>30243872its already overmost bearish chart ive ever seen
>>30243872we’re just tied to btc, when it crashes so do we and when it recovers we’ll limp along behind
>>30242957Gosh I am so excited, just told the wife we might be able to fire up the generator another week or two
op is probably selling most of his stack or some shit.
>>30243872It’s 10000000% going to happen. We’ll see $19 by tomorrow. How the fuck did uncle old fag know. I’m seriously fucking bewildered.
>>30243872actually its more like 24,30ish.Which doesnt fucking matter if bitcoin continues to plummet.
>>30244096Link always crashes 2x btc it’s fucking annoying as fuck I want to smash the manipulators heads into the ground
>>30239130IT'S DUMPING!!!!WHY WON'T IT STOP DUMPING!!!I BOUGHT AT $35 DOLLARSAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30243872Btc going back to 43k. If that doesn't hold then 38k. If that doesn't hold. Well lets just hope one of those 2 price targets holds. Depends on what JPOW and the FED is gonna do. But lets be honest. This shit cant continue. Not just in crypto but in stocks aswell. How many retards you have investing now and everyone just keeps making this obscene returns. Me included. We are all gonna get rekt as fuck. Perhaps it might be a good thing in the long run...>>30244223Link going back to 20$ possibly 18$ or 14$ at its max. That would make another 65% correction. Ish.
>>30244062the guess went in his favor. all you had to do was see jpow on thursday and jobs report on friday, add this to the usual weekend dumps and you get 4-6 days of blood if everything goes wrong, which it seems to be. if powell had been less boneheaded we wouldn’t be crying like cucks atm
>>30243979>>30243995>>30244062>>30244096I fucking did it again, I didn't sell the top. Seven days ago my linkies became eligible for long term capital gains. The long-term capital gains tax rates will be nice but it fucking blows that I will once again have to wait for the next top. NEVER FUCKING SELLING, 1KEOY, POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT, ect, etc...
>>30244295Would that be it the end of the bull? Like is this 2018 right now where we crash 80%. But can you imagine link actually being that low in value?
Is Chinklain dead?
>>30244369Ok that makes sense but to put money where ones mouth is is impressive I don’t know if he did but if so he was spot on and nobody else here really had the balls to short it. We’re all thinking of hey Here comes the ETH like movement of link
>>30244433No idea. Might be. But if it is, my personal opinion is that we would see a quicker recovery. But before that a 80-95% dump or a flash crash. I'm staying bullish on long term though. I would imagine all of these funds and companies are not buying bitcoin now because they think its gonna crash and burn.
>>30244372Yeah when it was over 30 I thought about selling to clear my margin, now I get to sweat bullets over another weekend because I’m a retard who needs to get punched repeatedly until I learn a damn thing apparently. nice link chan btw
>>30244524he never posts screencaps the shorts are just larps
>>30244550Ya I’m annoyed I pumped another 90k usd in the last couple weeks. I have 50k link like 1.3M still so whatever it’s not the end of the world but ya I’d rather have that 90k for dips now
>>30242424CHECKED SIR
>>30244698Might be but the last two crashes he literally came and spoon fed us and he was correct even at 37 all the way down to 21 flash crash. This is different tho this is the fall after the return to normal. It sucks but we got fucked this cycle link is so fucking important and it’s crazy’s how it’s less than a 10B company like it’s fucking insanity
>>30244591Same here, should have fucking closed my margin at 30+ but now im under water for god knows how long while sweating my ass off. Im such a retard. Down 2k links already
>>30244433I would like to see what will happen with crypto when the dollar crashes and burns... Gold and Silver are gonna moon, people will have trouble getting that, and now we have a system where you can transfer money from your bank onto an exchange and buy any shitcoin you want in a few clicks. That is gonna be an interesting scenario in the future... I dont fucking know whats going on or whats gonna happen, but I have a feeling that the goyim is gonna get rekt one way or another. Maybe even both ways SIMULTANEOUSLY.
>>30242957sweet christ am i excited for you guys. congrats on this marines, seriously. you deserve it
>>30239130Is this it?
>think about selling a 0.1% of my stack >price shoots downsorry guys
>>30244941oh yeah, that's gonna change my lifebig time
Quick question because I'm a TAlet, what does it usually mean when the spread on the order book tightens? I think it was yesterday I saw orders from like $20-$30, now it's like $24-$27.
>>30244941>it's just another filler blog post
>>30245107Just another price feed
>>30239322>>30240831>>30241585>>30242487He's been pregnant for so long. I'm starting to think he's just fat.
>>30245105that's not what spread means, spread is the difference between the highest bid and the lowest ask, i think you mean you were seeing orders on the books in those ranges, you probably just zoomed in so you see prices over a smaller range
>>30239130fucking LOL you werent wrong because my life did change i just bought more link at the bottom of that glorious dump
10 more minutes. my god i cannot wait
>>30245777checked
>>30245777checked, gave up but now i'm excited again
>>30245777checked fren
>>30245777Checked based money belly
>>30245304yo how does this even happen
>>30244255one year later its 135 chill lol
>>30245946sucks man I bought at 27... could've bought at 26
>>30246033I bought x1000 at 29.20 it hurts. it looks like its holding just below 26. Hopefully it hit the floor and we can relax a bit
>>30246178Thanks for buying my bags :)I'm enjoying sitting on the sidelines during this
>>30246178You should really be looking at the depth charts instead of throwing money in with "hope"
>>30245516Ah, that's probably what I was seeing then. Staring at charts all the time seems to have fried my brain.>>30245777>green id>tripsWAGMI
OP here again.There has been a delay.In roughly 1 hour from now, your lives are about to change forever.
So...
>>30246733Stop larping you fag
>>30246733sirs is this on the indian time zone??
My life hasn't changed. I'm a little bit poorer, but not too much. Looking forward to it though, if it's good. Prolly I'll just lose more money. This is a shame.
>>30246178absolutely based. i was considering blowing my entire yearly bonus to gather myself some more stinky linkies. wagmi marine
>>30246733Thank you for the update, OP. We understand that it's been kinda crazy right now. Hope to hear again from you soon.
>>30246733Fuck you man. Thank goodness I'll be up in an hour anyway
>>30244591And here I was thinking I sold too early at $29 Tuesda. Feels good to be in the green and free of liquidation.
>>30239240I already bought my rope - extra soft silk. I have all my linkies organized perfectly - arranged in such a way as to make a suicide note. It reads: Didn't read. Not selling.1000EOY
>>30243024There is nothing to check newfag.
>>30245777Checked
ONLY 43 MINUTES BOYS GET HYPED
>>30247209thanks frenI bought x800 in april for 4.00 and sold at 33. this is profits i'm gambling with and i'm sure it will be north of 30 by june at the latest
>>30246733I'm so excited for this
>>30246733>It's happening. Tonight!>divided by 24
You should've saved this thread for tomorrow OP, when I close on my first house.
>>30242957I can't go this long without pregnant Sergey
>>30246733Dude... you said that three times now... I need to get some sleep for work... are you absolutely sure this time?
>>30248324>buying a home at literal all time maxretardlive in a fucking tent and hold
>>30246733>two more weeks
IN EXACTLY 1 MINUTE CHAINLINK IS DUMPING TO 24$
charts going fucking nuts wtf
>>30248778Did I missed it?
>>30246733dude I love this guy lmao
>>302391300
>>30240709That was in 2019https://medium.com/hashgraph/hedera-hashgraph-and-chainlink-collaborate-to-provide-a-decentralized-oracle-network-for-hederas-3d1c77a6bcb9
6 minues.
forget about this low trashno need to go for this scam>you shouldn’t be smart to understand how to do profit on farming follow Jul on Binance Smart Chain >no reason to pay 20% of your portfolio on fees and taxes
>>30242306>>30242581>>30243253THE PRICE DOESNT FUCKING MATTER IF I END UP LAUGHING SO HARD I CRYLINK 1000 EOY
>>30246733Oh shit, 1 minute until our lives are changed forever
1 minute, anons.
What happened I missed it
>>30249689>26.30
>>30246733>>30246733>>30246733OP here again. There has been a misunderstanding.Fuck OP.
>>30249817Kek
Anons, Sergei has betrayed us.
>>30249962Thanks for the update OP I really believe you
>>30249962dear diary,today op was a massive, absurdly, unimaginably huge nigger and also a fucking faggot.
>>30249962Understandable, these things happen.
>>30249962Alright, fine, but this is the last time! We can't keep doing this...
>>30249962Okay you sound completely legitimate I believe youThanks
>>302504846
are we fucked, or safe? if it dips more ive got 0.02btc to play with
i got a good feeling about this one
>>30249962Where's the next update OP. I swear the Ganges will run red if I don't get my hopium
>>30251155OP is dead I fucking killed him and stole his link, I will distribute them to the first 3 that re
give me
>>30251032LINK is the final stablecoin. All other assets appreciate and depreciate, but LINK remains constant. What happened today is that the value of fiat surged. LINK didn't actually dump.
>>30251326re
>170 replies
>>30248630I didn't buy though, I took out a loan at all time min interest rates
>>30251155>failblog.orgAh, that brings back memories.
even if Chainlink goes up to a million dollars and you all make it. A million dollars is nothing. You got like 2 years max before you are broke again from uncle sam.
>>30251916do you know how to have fun?
>>30244857Historically chainlink sees a 40-60% crash after a top which you'd know if you'd been here longer than a few weeks. I've held link for 3 years and don't feel a need to fud. He's a larping retard. I could post a larp like his and convince you retards I'm some all knowledgeable whale when in reality chainlink has just always done this shit
Only 5 more minutesHYPE HYPE HYPE
>>30249962
>>30252647
>>30252647i swear to god you stupid faggot if you don't at least tickle my penis with pregnant muslim gay sergey in 49 minutes im gonna prime factor your RSA keys
the funniest thing would be if its real. ha ha wouldn't that be crazy guys if we actually made it and could live lives with human dignity?
>>30252647I'm waiting OP.I put everything on hold for this.
>>30252647Thanks OP this time it's gonna come true!
well? did I make it?
OP here, on a different computer. Your lives have already been changed. You finally realise that you’re clinically retarded for sitting around waiting for my post for hours.Thank me.
>>30254675faggot
>>30254675Thanks anon!
>>30252647op you are changing me forever and it isnt good
i am better then you.
>>30252647OP? it didnt happen? was there another delay?
>>30239130I just bought at 30$, I had only 4k, but I heard it was sure thing 1k end by the end of the year
>>30242424brown id pooo
>>30239130I wish it dumps to 0.00001$ so I can scoop some $LINKinb4>seething nolinker
>>30239130One thing I learned on biz is when multiple threads say sell, you should buy. When it says buy, you should sell.
>>30254675yes, you sure got everyonewe were all taking this very seriously as you can tell
Real OP here again. I'm actually on a new computer.There was a delay. We are back on schedule.In roughly 1 hour from now, your lives are about to change forever.
>>30239130I fucking hate this piece of shit so god damn much
>>30257301Not OP hereOP is a faggotIn roughly one hourYour life will changeYellowstone will blowLINK will go to $50
OP Here. Slight miscalculation. The singularity begins tomorrow.
>>30257301thank you for the update
>>30257535Keep me posted.
>>30257535Fantastic shit post
>>30257535I FEEL IT THIS TIME BROSMissing work tomorrow just to stay up for this, will nbe fired this tim
Here roughly lives tomorrow good OP forever change hour 1
>>30257535You know what might change your life forever?Assassination smart contracts for people making these threads.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OP here again.There has been a delay.In roughly 1 hour from now, I will stop sucking cocks.
>>30259774Don't bamboozle me. FAKERI need my life to >change forever
>>30259959Anon, ngmi (not gonna miss it)
Hey guys, OP here. I just came inside my brother's asshole and now my lower body is covered in a hummus like substance. In roughly 1 hour from now, I'm going to want to cum inside my brother's sweet sweet asshole again.
>>30259714I cant wait for the muslim
>>30259714Fuck it's s almost time
4 MINUTES
>>30261605the eternal state of linkies
>>30239130has it been an hour yet?
>>30257535FUCK YOUUUUUU
Wow, it's fucking nothing
>>30261683no
>>30259714
>>30259714FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>30258971So I have to stand on this ledge for another hour? Nothing works out for me.
>>30257535Thanks OP
>>30239130>8 hours agoFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
What happened?
2bh, it looks like it may be a good time to get some Linkies. Look at the RSI and MACD together. On the 6m, 3m, 1m, and 7d charts they all look promising. RSI on the 6m and shorter is 50 and below. And on all MACD trends show we're coming up to a buy signal and a pump. Only the 1D charts for MACD show opposite, but that's the 1day charts.I have to say, I am FAR from a financial advisor and am very likely talking out of my ass. That being said, these trends look like a good buy indication and that a price rise is coming.
>>30262388Good post
>>30262388Checked,The price rise was yesterday now its dumping for a 24 hours
>>30239130>In roughly 1 hour from now, your lives are about to change forever.>9 hours later nothing happened>pic relatednever change /biz/ never change
>>30262388>Tfw I sold all my Linkies and BTC when it was at 43k and 21 dollars each because I heard some millionaire say bear market inc cash out your profits. Why even live
>>30264116This was last week btw. Literally wanna KMS.
i am.... demoralized.
>>30257535based op
>>30264108wow it's almost like /biz/ is just a bunch of LARPing NEETs and wagies
>>30264116NEVER swing with a full stack.
Wow this thread has been going on for 10 HOURS. This is some new lvl of FUD
OP, you okay?
LMAO
Stop posting shit like this its really annoying.
>>30259714> 1 hour from nownothing changesdid we miss it?did sergey fall asleep after his big mac feast?
>>30243024kys newfag
Listen niggers should I keep accumulating at these prices or wait for a bigger dip when the bear market comes? Have only 200 link and want to make it with you link degenerates.
>>30266872