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>no bf to watch futures get fucked

I warned you all several days ago

Remember to benchmark against a simple, conservative portfolio of, oh, oof. Nevermind.

>>30243347
nobody cares fuckface

Just buy more SOXL

MAX PAIN

if you pull the stock market out and blow on the bottom, maybe it'll work again

i would
would you?

Dont buy oil faggot zoomer tech lovers
Leave them oilbags to me

The boomers pulling off the greatest exit scheme in history and dumping historical bags onto zoomers and millennials who already can't even buy a house or go to school. Based as fuckkkk

>>30243379

how much did you lose since sunday bull bro

BUY CTRM

it's the ship of dreams

>>30243347
>doing TA on a levered INVERSE ETF
Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a child?

I dont have any more cash to buy the dip with... Just sent a message to my mom asking for 2K for buying the dip tomorrow

CATCH

>>30243358
you dont even need to post it anon
i am sorry

So miner bros, how are we ending it all tomorrow? For me, it's laying in the snow naked and frozen to death on the sidewalk with a sign saying "fuck bitcoin and fuck niggers"

IVE NEVER SEEN FUTURES THIS BAD THIS EARLY IN THE NIGHT. ITS TOO FUCKING LATE TO SELL I HAVE LOST ALL MY GAINS

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>me this week

>>30243423

Did you make 30% since sunday

If I'd gone all in on DGTW, at least I wouldn't be alive to suffer this pain.

Does this chart look familiar to anyone else? Wonder where I’ve seen it before...

>keep losing money on SOXL

I'm an idiot. I feel too deep to pull out now. What do?

>>30243264
Guys the economy is crashing but the REAL tragedy is black people and women aren't making as much money as white men?

>Seeking Alpha $36 target
>Short-selling banned on TDA
>Shorts have to pay dividend if they don’t cover tomorrow. Price goes up just $1 tomorrow and they will not profit enough to cover the dividend payment with that profit
>Dan Big Dick Gilbert potentially buying back
$1B in stock tomorrow to annihilate short sellers

>>30243484
Bitcoin?

is it too late for SOXS gains?

Post Latinas to make the the markets go up!

>>30243264
Tomorrow is the bottom. Buy while you can. That is all.

Oh God. I really hope my 2k clears tomorrow. I want to buy soxl tomorrow so badly I can't have a reversal start without buying the absolutely lowest point. Im going to put my buys at 20

>>30243519

no

>Activate margin buying power to buy the dip
>Margin called 2 days later
Every time.

>>30243450
Ah, what the hell.

Nobody's topped these numbers today...right?

>>30243416
just think the japanese did this in a span of about 50 years, lol. How fucked is that?

>>30243450
L*M must go.

>>30243347
You are a wise anon!

Pain...

>>30243494
Buy more. I did.

>>30243533
I need proof anon.

>>30243464
>IVE NEVER SEEN FUTURES THIS BAD THIS EARLY IN THE NIGHT
newfag, go back

>>30243533

you wish, keep listening to the news

>>30243534

Don't do this lol

HOLY FUCK. im so happy I just said fuck it and sold this peace of shit. Fuck you anons. For now on I only buy chad stocks uranium and tech

>>30243391
Please do, in the meantime I'll be buying more SOXS

$SQQQ
S
Q
Q
Q

>>30243532
Thats a latino

Someone explain this post to me >>30241047 like I'm a retarded child

>>30243295
my boomer parents have told me they intend to sell the house and land they own and move to a rental in Florida for the remainder of their lives instead of leaving it to me or my brother.

>>30243484
spoon feed me the answer? dot com boom?
>>30243494
you arent the only one faggot, entire sectors of the economy might implode within the coming week

IMPLEMENT YCC ALREADY YOU OLD FUCK

>>30243533
It will not bottom until the ides at the earliest

>>30243494
Lmao I pulled out yesterday. Then got smug and re bought at 28.90. Fuckingggggg niceee

>>30243464
Newfag, futures last year during the crash were opening at -3% or greater.

Black monday is yet to come

>>30243553
Jesus fucking fhrist anon. I dont feel bad about my losses anymore

>>30243613
chad stocks aren't doing so hot either though

>>30243658

you are fucked

>>30243613
>tech stocks
Boy so I have some bad news for you...

>>30243553
Savant tier investing

bros i fucking swear nasdump tanked 400 points in 1 hour after that gay nigger powell opened his mouth. we could've recovered somewhat today if the fucking nigger fed didnt speak

>>30243494
Yes keep buying more tech

>Buy shares of SOXL to sell covered calls with
>Buy SOXS calls to hedge
>SOXS calls absolutely print, sell them to cover costs, now I can just sell the rest off if I see them start to dip and have plenty of cash left for more shares of SOXL, which will be bought at the bottom
Still red overall but I will have my revenge, Bobo

You guys interested in a Fintech company that's gonna 3x this year?

miner bros i dont feel so good

Anyone that didn't immediately sell all btc miners and open a short on bitcoin at 49k this morning when JPow started running his mouth is either stupid or hates money. Possibly both

>>30243264
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAKE THE LINW GO BACK UPPPPPPPPPPP

>>30243633
Well it's not for retarded children, but SqueezeMetrics does have the explanation here: https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/docs

Anons, please stop buying SOXL. It is going to $10. Do you guys even know what "leveraged" or "ETF" actually means? It will take a year if not more to recover to pre crash levels.

I just want crypto to crash already so GPUs stop being so retardedly expensive

>>30243629
No!

>>30243734
Yeah, it is what it is.
At least we can see it well before it happens.

>AMC drops to $7.65 AH
>my $400 $9.61 shares are bleeding
Be honest lads, will it ever recover?

>>30243649
I actually want us to get back to normal valuations honestly tho. The pain is awful but it's time to pull of the artificial band aid and get back to a free market. Coof is over anon

>>30243494
literally just hodl, you'll be fine a year from now if not earlier. buy more if you can, otherwise close your platform and play some Loop Hero or something to pass the time.

>>30243494
You buy more. I only sunk 2k in.

I'll buy 2k more tomorrow or Monday when money settles then 2k again when in a week

>>30243704
Nobody should have been surprised he does it every time . I’m actually mad I didn’t go all in on sqqq early in the day when it tried to bounce

>>30243653
History repeats anon. History repeats....

>>30243633
he posits that (((they))) are buying the dip. That means it will miraculously begin to recover. Just pure luck

>>30243726
I already own PSTH.

MY ANVS IS GETTING FUCKED
I'M DOWN 5%
MY LIFE IS OVER
I'M RUINED
RUINED

If Papa Powell said that interest rates aren't going to go up, why do people think he's lying? I'm gonna double down on my tech stocks and ride back to a higher gain because of you retards

>SOXS

BUY BUY BUY BUYBUY BUY BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY BUYBUYBUY BUY BUY BUYBUYBUY BUY BUY BUYBUYBUY

SEMIS CRATERING

THE FLOOR IS IN

How much do you guys think a fractional share of Belle Delphine ahegao NFT is worth in the upcoming breadline?

>>30243676
That's what I'm all about. Keep your guys' spirits up when times are tough.

>>30243692
I'm not sure which would be more savant tier - Bitcoin spiking out of nowhere to 80k on 3/19. Or on 3/20.

>>30243750

Is there a specific inverse ark etf? That sounds like the best bet

>>30243347
>"It touched the bottom for the thousand time and finally bounced more than 15% before dumping!! I CALLED IT!"
You boiling band fags are fucking annoying, you probably didn't even take the trade because you know yourself that 99% of times it ends up going down.. especially something like SQQQ that is 3x leveraged against the Nasdaq

>>30243743
Unless you are a boomer, you are not going to need that money for years. Also you should be putting in money you can't afford to lose.

>>30243508
>>30243645
It’s over for crypto. Same pattern as 2017.

>>30243791
these fuckers need to hurry and announce as soon as there is a green day, i'll tell you that

>>30243840
just buy SOXS dude or SQQQ

>>30243725
Based i would be doing this if I didn't have a restricted account because I'm retarded

>>30243725
Fuck offfffff. I had June 10$ sqqq calls and a few uvxy 9$ cheapies I sold last Friday thinking we were done dipping. Honestly was like ok I'll sell of my hedges and rebuy once both those touch atl again

>>30243633
Line go up soon, fren. Just be patient.

>>30243840
SQQQ or SOXS both are pretty close

I have one more ace up my sleeves. To sell my MO position to free up cash for buying the meme stocks dip. That way I'll either lose it all or double it in a week and then buy back into MO. I guess thats what I'll do tomorrow...

>>30243534
I’d say 20 is a good entry on SOXL for a bounce. If this is really the top we will retest the old highs before the real rug pull. The market won’t just go straight down from here. There is no real catalyst yet other than forced selling from funds.

>>30243726
We're not buying your bags, Cathie.

>>30243727
Could be worse. Those guys in gold miners must be totally crushed. Ground down to hopelessness.

>>30243791
>>30243861
Actually I'm referring to RKT.

has there been a sector hit harder than semiconductors during this downtrend?

>>30243847

what are you even trying to say, that I didn't follow my own advice?

my portfolio is 100% SQQQ, UVXY, SOXS, and TECS since February

Will there be a bulltrap tomorrow before they rugpull in full?

>>30243553
You and CLFretard are in a race to 0 now

>>30243759
I just realized i should have bought puts on mara and riot also. So guess I'm not an absolute genius, but i'm still pretty smug

>>30243553
>>30243676
why is crypto going to crash?

>>30243831
This meme and the push it meme are great.

>>30243438
Thanks!

>>30243726
Sure

>>30243928

You don't even get a bull trap

>>30243499
>Trust me bro
Link, nigger

>>30243734
What did Powell even say?

>>30243923
Post it then

>>30243939

>>30243613
>MFW I almost sold puts in there today but the juice wasn’t there and I left it had more downside to go so I didn’t.

Don's been lying about CWSFF. He's been saying the same shit for 8 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK2mMSiK4G0

>>30243928
There is no rugpull this is a correction

The ides of March and the retail investor........

Just crash already, the big dip and recover is better than this -2% bullshit

>>30243840
Just buy puts. Cashed out mine for 100% earlier this morning.

>>30243494
Stop listening to anime tranny shills

>>30243932
CLFretard has a lot more time on his options though, right?

Plus, for me it's a very small fun money portion of my portfolio. And I'm sure he's not actually all-in on that garbage stock.

>>30243939
Look at his fucking expiration dates.

Pump and dump

>>30243812
Leave Dorothy out of this shithole of a general.

>>30243554
But in Japan, people respect their elders for cultural reasons, so they'll be fine. In the US, not so much, and boomers didn't do a thing to earn any respect either.

>>30243464
It's.over

>>30243857
If interest rates don't rise crypto will rebound. The crypto bullrun was entirely spearheaded by Saylor borrowing USD at 0% to buy all the bitcoins

I just sent the order to sell VTI at the open. I have until 9:28am to cancel.

I'm down 4% and have zero reason to believe VTI will rocket up in any substantial way. I'll buy back in when things have stabilized.

I'm considering selling everything else, too.

>>30244013
>plays the stock market
>doesnt have patience
ngmi

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT CAN'T GO ANYH LOWER IT JUST KEEPS FUCKING TANKING AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY ASSHOEL IS RUPTURING OH MY GOD PLEASE DEAR GOD STOP PLEAAAAAAAAAAAASE

Explain to me why everything I like is red?

N R G U
R
G
U

>>30243928
Bull trap was Monday.

it's over
i sold everything for an 80% loss

>>30243653
>until the ides
fag

>>30243745
See the trick is to hedge your GPU expenditures by allocating some money every month into crypto. Then whether it moons or crashes, you can afford regular upgrades.

>>30244045
CLF tranny's only other stocks are BHS and REFR

>>30244078
Buy signal.

>>30243999
Should I sell nio puts?

>>30244078
Don't sell the bottom.

>>30244063
>But in Japan, people respect their elders for cultural reasons
You are right. They also at least try to militant about being smart consumers and buying local. The USA not so much. I wonder what have happened to Japan if most of their products were made in China when they went through that crash.

>>30244095
pull it bro, take losses, triple short errything

>>30244045
>I'm sure he's not actually all-in on that garbage stock.
You're right, he also likes to throw his money away on REFR and INTC

>>30243924
Gold miners.

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
LIVIN' IN A LONELY WORLD

>>30243988
He said
>The Fed won't act unless they see inflation going up and throwing off the 2% annual average

The market heard
>The Fed exists. The market is in freefall. Sell everything.

>>30243476
Sauce? Or just a QRD?

>>30244003
shut your mouth

>>30244003
>Canadian company

Fucking dropped. I refuse to have anything to do with that piece of shit meme country. Sell it to the Chinese or give it to the Indians and sand niggers like you did with everything else up there.

I TREID TO WARN YOU OVER THESE PAST WEEKS BUT IN YOUR OWN INSOLENCE AND HUBRIS YOU MOCKED ME.

S&P 3200 BY MAY, THAT'S THE FIRST STOP DOWN

SOON IS NOW HERE

Astrology Anon was right. This was posted Monday.

>>30244135
>>30244165
Oh...oh dear.

>>30244193
I mean something else is going on, this is big money causing a massive dip in all fields.

>>30243988
i dont know i didnt waste time watching that old fuck. I just saw the wojaks

my life is over
$80k gone
vanished
poof
i'm gonna kms

>>30243893
Are you sure, fren?

>bought ARKK two weeks ago

Smg truly is the most reddit general of all time.

>>30243992

>>30244206
Big Daddy Trash Diesel want to sell you his gasses.

>>30244124
no the problem is im just too frugal

the unrealized gains I've lost the past few weeks would pay for an overkill PC or a vacation trip like 5 times over, but I still can't bring myself to buy a new GPU
I know it's not just inflation or some crap because the prices for used GPUs are roughly the same as buying them new years ago

>>30243997
thats too many big words to be believable

>>30243264
Is there a way to invest in the Chinese stock market?

I am financially ruined.

>>30244239
$200k of unrealized losses, vested shares locked that are locked up till June. Imagine seeing the bulk of your would be portfolio vanish

>>30244284
I can't buy fucking anything because everything I want has been out of stock for months so into the market it goes.

SCALP GANG
C
A
L
P

G
A
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G

>>30244239
bankruptcy is an easy life. you'll literally get credit card offers on day one. obviously you won't be getting a mortgage, but plenty of very successful people started or went there at one point.

>>30244202
Cross Ange

I have 240 chores of nio at 9 average. Should I sell puts?

If the stock starts to recover I just keep everything right? And even if it recovers then dips again I can just buy them back for less and I keep the difference in premium?

>>30244337
>unrealized
i sold
my life is unironically over
i'm going to lose my house

so, stockbros.. if the treasuries yeilds rise to 2% stonk market will tank 50%?
should I go into gold?

Pleae God I beg of you please don't do this to me I can't take it anymore Dear God pleae please pelae s PELASE FOR FUCKS SAKE PLEASE JUST STOP THE TANKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30244239
>feel bad for being down a few thousand
>send dm to millionaire friend asking for his thoughts
>calls me up and starts screaming about jews and saying not to sell

>>30244233
Big money senses that the rest of big money is pulling out. Do you understand how a panic works?

Do you picture the market as a bunch of retail investors and one, singular, triple-parenthesized "they"? Are you that dumb?

>>30243997
Reading this made me feel like a retard, so correct me if I got this wrong. The security of btc has been successfully cracked and thus is no longer safe? It can be hacked or duplicated?

>>30244292
Wait till you see the big numbers

>>30244394

the fun hasn't even started

Okay /smg/ I have a plan for tomorrow tell me if its retarded

I have a $4 call option on RIG expiring tomorrow that I'm going to exercise tomorrow since I cannot sell it anymore. Then if/when it hits around ~4.30, then immediately sell most/all of it because I have no long term faith in RIG

This should get me back in the green
Thoughts?

>>30244357
I refinanced my house to buy stocks with, I'm literally going to be homeless once the foreclosures start back up.

all my sndl gains got erased in one day its fucking tragic

>ctrl + f RKT
>1 result
h-haha.. g-guys.. this is the next GME right? G-guys?

i prefer losing money

>>30243358
SVXY is kinda holding up

>>30244388
>i sold

>>30244233
Probably the lack of an SLR exemption + government flooding the bond market is fucking everything.

>>30244312
OTC and ADRs

can be done for some bigger companies but liquidity is low meaning large bid/ask spreads. still worth it in my opinion.

>>30244462
Sadly fren it's probably just you and I. I believe strongly in their fundamentals.

>>30244429
The counter argument is this encryption is used across basically every financial institution, not just crypto, and if I understand correctly most entities don't even use that type of encryption anyway

>>30244390
Real-world inflation is still below 2% annually.
Just go into cash.

>>30244486
>SVXY is kinda holding up

it's done 15% this week what more do you really want right now

if there is a spike it will 10x

Can’t be worse than today.
It just can’t be.

MY ANUS IS BEING HIROSHIMA'D SO BAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT SOTP MAKE IT STOP PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TURN THE PRINTERS BACK ON JEROME YOU FUCKING KIKE BASTARD AIAEIEIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30243642
that is painful to read.

>>30244361
Neat. Thanks!

>>30244403
Big money is buying any dips in cyclicals while tech does the heavy lifting (falling) for them. Better buy the bottom while you can. They won't let it stay low for long after this weekend.

Futures cuts like a knife.... Na na nah na na nah na na......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VZhSkREYBc

>>30244003
unironically selling my entire stack in the morning. Can't believe i spent ten dollars on this

>>30244013
>babby’s first bear market

>>30244527
SVXY is the inverse one
It goes up when UVXY goes down

>>30244532

>Can’t be worse than today.
>It just can’t be.

i'm finished
i'm over
i'm ruined
i'm devastated

Sell my positive positions or sell my negative positions to cut my losses? Need to salvage capital until this dip is over. Advice?

>>30243848
Thats where I went wrong.I thought I would be ok with some dips and I told myself that if I lost the money id be fine but in the back of my head I knew I needed the money. So when it went from "o this is a little dip" to major correction territory i had to sell.

is market kill or what

>>30244239
based poetry anon

>>30243264
I guess my portfolio is so diversified I only lost 0.28% this week. All my oil stocks are carrying hard, while all my "green energy" stocks are sandbagging me from greatness.

>>30244452
go back

>>30244518
I mean they are the largest mortgage lender in the US, right? With huge profit. Obviously Jews are just shorting to keep their stock down.

it's all over, starting a /FUD/ general

>>30244567

Oh I'm retarded lol I meant that for UVXY

>>30244388
That sucks but I can't even sell man, the ticker is LAZR btw, I have confidence in them but it looks like it'll be a while till I get that money back.

You'll be alright just have a drink and calm yourself down, bankruptcy is apparently not that bad

>>30244566
I mean he has the right idea. Just rip the bandaid off.

>>30244456
>i'm homeless
so what? you got a family?

>>30244138
I do t watch that stock let me take a look
.
.
.
Hell no. Stock looks like death, real ite IV is not too high yet. If you really wanna own the stock then have a party but quick glance tells me you’re gonna have a chance sooner than you realize to buy the stock outright at under 25$. I’ll add it to my list, under 25$ depending on how everything looks I’d fire off some five dollar wide put spreads selling the 20 strike buying the 15 in there for a buck and a half if I could. That gap around 23 is something to shoot for bounce around in my two minute analysis but I’d use spreads as from the chart that thing can EASILY be back under 2$ by this time next year.

3200 by May

all rallies to be shorted with max leverage

Is the stock market a giant IQ test or a giant who-you-know test

>>30244102
eh who knows stocks and federal reserve biden something something

>>30244589
>until this dip is over

so. can i start buyin yet?
all this cash is burning a hole in my pocket
>if march 2020 v2 i can hit 300k for the second time

>>30244682

same thing honestly

>>30244623
Sell the anchors. Hold the sails.

I'm considering withdrawing like $15K out of my TSP and putting it all in something like NIO, that I know is going to double in about a year or so.

Is this retarded?

>>30244625
>>30244452
P-pls frends I've been with u guys a long time I'm just a newfag to trading options help a fren out with advice

>>30244682
It's a test to see who follows capital flows.

>>30243642
Damn, my mom was thinking about that too. Thankfully my dad is the smart one and keeps her from doing dumb shit.

>>30244610
We're technically not even in a correction yet. You faggots are so dramatic

It's not looking good for bitcoin miners tomorrow....

A couple days ago one of you fucking retards called me an idiot for suggesting that you can time the market to any degree of precision. You insisted that it was entirely reasonable to continue to hold your fucking TQQQ position because the stocks will "eventually" go back up, and that trying to time when to sell and rebuy would just blow up in your face.

WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, FAGGOT? I MADE 10% FLIPPING SOS, WHILE YOU ATE SHIT.

>>30244697
"no"

>>30244520
Wait, so I actually managed to get the gist of it? Neat.
>is used across basically every financial institution, not just crypto
>most entities don't even use that type of encryption anyway
Doesn't this contradict the other?

>>30244682
It's a poker game.

>>30244740
NASDAQ is below 10% off the highs, so yes, we are indeed in a correction

>>30244456
just squat. they cant kick everyone out. when the cops come shoot them. this is financial advice

>>30244681
Optimist over here
>>30244682
IQ will keep you from insolvency, knowing people will build wealth faster but doesn't always protect you from getting bogged

>>30244697
I started today. Not looking good

>>30244752

that dude is a moron and is repressing thoughts of regret right now about our posts

I was yelling at my computer today. I'm man enough to admit that.

>>30244388
i can borrow you a tent, i also know some good places in the alps

>>30244589
Sell the negative positions. They'll keep bleeding no matter what. Set stop losses for the rest.

Buy back in when the VIX stabilizes.

>>30243642
when they talk about the big inheritence money it's like 0.1% of boomers who will pass that on.

99% will pass on nothing and go bankrupt from medical expenses, but housing will probably have some corrections by then at least in the 500k-2,000k range from the same high end of life costs and no money in younger gen

>>30244697
Buy a bear security like SQQQ or SOXS

>>30244623
Clean energy is a bag until Jo-Jo and Pals pass the “Thunberg Subsidy Act of 2022” and it flips oil

>>30244635
Yep, and they have cutting edge tech too. I'm just gonna sell covered calls to drive down my cost basis for the next few months, and get that nice divi next week

>>30243345
>no gf(biologial) to watch futures get fucked

>>30244724

>buying tech stocks
>at this point in time
>chink as well

You get what you deserve

Wow. $ARKQ selling names like $AAPL and $AMZN to buy $WKHS and $VUZI. This is what you call madness.

>>30244777
OH NO FREN, WE ARE GOING MUCH MUCH LOWER

>>30243642
The concept of generational wealth has been effectively killed, hasn't it?

wanna check modern GEM?
lol, go for Binance Smart Chain and try Jul
forget about this fucking dumped gas on ETH
any coins can bring you profit
>you shouldn’t be smart in trading, go for farming

Tell me it's going to be alright

Will I finally FINALLY

dump these shorting the Russel bags? FUCK YES

>>30244532
There’s 70.81% left to go

>>30244849
And how much cheaper do you think the biggest car producer in China will be before a massive correction/pump?

>>30244429
Pretty much no crypto has "its own security". The algorithms used are the same or better as your local bank, Amazon, the NSA, whoever.

if you get a random shitpost talking about how "da encryption's broken!!11!", they're either wrong or you have bigger things to worry about than Satoshi's wallet being cracked.

>>30244752
>10%
too bad you dont know what options are

what the fck is going on here. stop discussing this shit, im fucked up with your zero trade and fake “moon”. your rockets are joke. is that so fucking difficult to invest in smth legit kek???buy phore token, have the graphene airdrop and stop being so dumb

>>30243948
>>30243438
extremely based
deja vu edition

>>30244756
I don't know man, it's literally simultaneously FUD and bearish news, the scholarly article is by a very reputable guy. I'm not some math savant like everyone her seems to be but I sold all of my BFARF last night after seeing that and getting bad vibes

>>30244722
Yeah, but they're my moon shots. I'm banking on "the green new deal" to rocket them.

>>30244158
Kind of like France, they protect their regional products and are proud of them. Sure, they're not maximizing profits, but they're helping the economy run while preserving their culture at the same time. In the US, on the other hand, there have been many world renown industries and regional products that have gone the way of the dodo in the name of maximizing profits, either by, at best, cutting corners while manufacturing remains stateside, but usually, and at worst, outsourcing to other countries, while also cutting corners.

>>30244589
Assess each position for meme value. Sell the memes early and hold the decent picks, regardless of price action.

>>30244810
My positive positions (~+30%) are PLTR and DAL are they gonna dip too?

>>30244925

$0

Cashed out my entire portfolio yesterday and went all in bonds. Who’s the retard now?

>>30244874
so by her math i need 4 asian wifes at least. I am so down

>>30244599
>I needed the money
This is where you fucked up anon

>>30245023
There it is, nothing to contribute to the board. Just like 90% of biz.

>>30244852
We're gonna take this horse to the old town road, Cathie and I.

>>30244995
>moonshots
THIS IS A PANIC, MOTHERFUCKER

You can buy everything back at half the price by next Friday.

>>30244388
Work for a hotel in the mountains, or a rural place, they provide accomodation.
>T.Lives in a national park

Crypto autist here, why are people saying the stock market is crashing? Twitter and this place are on fire, but when I looked up the S&P500 it's only down by less than 2%

>>30244452
How would you not be able to sell the option? They all have bids I just checked. Also RIG looks pretty bullish. If you want out of it fast and no risk then just short the stock in 100 lots equivalent to the option you hold and ride it to expiry. Could have done it in after hours. Stock closes in the money exercise the option and it washes out the short stock sale even if the stock goes up 1000% Stock goes down you make money on the short and the call goes out at zero.

It’s called hedging. How new are you to trading?

>>30243642
Hey that’s my parents plan too, just replace Florida with Costa Rica

>>30245013
Sell PLTR
Hold DAL?
See:>>30245022

>>30243762
Yes. I've bought in towards the bottom. Something good will come of it (unless Mr Meme Stock ruins it with his investment)

Name a company that has a good chance of going bankrupt this year

I’ll start

MSTR

>>30245024
but if bond yields keep going up, the face value on those bonds go down hard

>>30244852
I think they’ve ordered ARK to hold the bag for the other hedge funds and venture capitalists

>>30244390
Depends on the debt maturity, P/E multiple and the other financial metrics

>when you're long on diversity

We need to figure out what the next TUPP is going to be if this really is a repeat of last year

>>30245049

Enjoy your NIO bags fren

>>30245111
TSLA

>>30245022
Watch pre-market closely. PLTR has already dipped in AH.

>>30244277
Okay nice, but two questions... why do boil on a leveraged ETF? And why not buy on the floor breakout rather than in the middle of the range? Did you just FOMO in after the entry because of all the fear screeching or what?

>>30245064
We're in a panic?

i sold my entire rei stack yesterday and it pumped 15% today

>>30245069
Worst 3 days in 6 months basically and no end in sight.

>>30244312
Ticker is YINN for their major index prus free times reverage

>>30245069
ADHD and short time horizons. It's a blip in the grand scheme of things, and it's fun to shitpost in the meantime. Also, buy the fucking dip.

>>30244776

>>30245069
It hasn't crashed yet. The anticipation is that it is about to. This is because of several variables.

>>30244403
>Big money senses that the rest of big money is pulling out.
>Do you picture the market as a bunch of retail investors and one, singular, triple-parenthesized "they"?

reflect on what you typed here, think about it for a long time

>>30244998
Yeah I don't think we are headed for another 1929 crash and i'm not trying to sell a book but people were way more prepared to rough it back then. We are all fucked here if something like that happens again, totally reliant on a broken system and not self sufficient. Even the people that put a lot of effort into doomsday prepping aren't really ready for that.

P A N I C

>>30245069
It's not crashing, It just high flying tech stocks. Look at the nasdaq and zoom out.

>>30245069
the best is yet to come friend

>>30245043
Yep. I am now I think holding soxl for a couple months because I decided to ride it for after split for covered calls since some anons hyphed the votality. But -- missed out on the uuuu pop and much better covered calls premiums there. I am still extremely bullish on UUUU butttttt, I may need the money to pay closing costs on a house (buying one on the cheap-catch is it needs foundation repair work)

>>30244866
My parents are leaving my sister an I the house we grew up in. Honestly I would prefer her and her husband to just rent it out and mail me 40% every month.

>>30245138

Was biding my time with cash and some other investments until I was positive of the crash. Could have gotten in lower but not that much lower, and it would have been riskier.

>>30245193
>The anticipation is that it is about to.
Be people who started investing this year

If the market does not crash, this thread will be filled to the brim with people saying they were trying to tell everybody how stupid they were for thinking the market was going to crash.

Where are those anons right now? Is there even one?

>>30244995
>he fell for the green new deal meme

>>30244776
just sell your shit, cover your debts to the people you know, keep some traveling cash, declare bankruptcy, and get the fuck out. if you're over 30 then work shitty jobs to pay rent on shitty apartments (in good neighborhoods, they do exist), save $100 to buy a plane ticket to a new town and another $300 to pay for the room while you're getting a job washing dishes in the new town, and enjoy living.
Hell, if you get in good with a national chain, they'll even help place you.

lmao, good try bro

> I’m not an idiot who will go for this shillers dump
>topics is full of such smart traders and investors
my bnb is on julswap on yields, 54$ just for a week

I PUSH MY FIIINGERSSS INTO. MY. EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>30245259
Heya

>>30244948
I'm smart, but also a coward

>>30245069
because of leverage

pic related TSM LEAPS down -50% from the YTD peak

>>30245069
Check the Nasdump, Apple and Tesla

>>30245111
>>30245133
>>30245134
What about clean energy pump and dumps?

>>30245234
>>30245138

also to clarify I only locked in these positions on the second, I actually switched to TQQQ and SOXL for the recovery on monday and made lots of money on that too LOL

>>30243792
>ANVS
DONT SELL BEFORE NEWS

>>30245069
Indexes down -2% mean other shit like meme stocks drop -10%+

>>30244852

More like stupidity. Anyone still holding this deserves to be liquidated. The tech bubble is being slowly deflated

>>30244776

>>30245303
what about your tendies?

>>30245259
I'm right here.

>>30245069
The higher the market goes the larger your average retard robinkiddie's account size. These retards aren't used to losing any significant amount of money in a single day, so, even though they are 3x their investment they still can't help but shit the bed every time the market drops at all. CNBC and the rest of them hype the FUD and twitter algos do what algos do. It's a loop and hedgies make a ton of money off it. Then when it bottoms out (tomorrow or monday) they make money on the way up and the retards shit themselves with glee. Rinse repeat. This is the new normal mark cuban FUD'd you about

>>30244456
Larp.
No one actually does this.

>>30245287
this isn't a dump
it's the greatest depression ever
i sold for 80% loss because at least it's better than losing everything

IF I PRAY HARD ENOUGH WE'LL BE GREEN TOMORROW, RIGHT?

>>30245319
so your saying time to buy TSM LEAPS

>>30245217
>>30245217
High quality tech is hardly touched aside from semis, but semis also have been booming more than QQQ and big tech the past few months.

Anyone holding is fine. People trading to out perform have some shit to do though now that we are in a shitty market for a while, but long-term nothing changed and assuming you've been invested longer than 3 months everything is fine.

NEW THREAD
>>30245382
>>30245382
>>30245382

>>30245259
You're 100% right and that's why I hate the entire internet when it comes to stocks. Everyone has to tell you how they called some shit that already happened. It gets old really quick.

>>30245376
Not enough prayers mate.

>>30245070
This is my first year. But I understood most of what you said. Thanks for the tips anon

DESU I can't wait for Niggers and other undesirables to inherite the earth so it can finally burn.

>>30245370

this unironically, the bubble after covid was entirely artificial and the market should still be trading at pre covid levels

go look at any chart and that should make you shit your pants if you have any stock that isn't a short fund

>>30245366
I did it. I lost the first $100k on GME and now I've lost another $80k. My life is over. Why did I listen to Reddit?

>>30244230
astrology is a gateway to some fucky powers. I for one, welcome the occult into Biz for then we can face the kabals that run everything.

>>30245197
Are you suggesting that you and everyone else in this thread wouldn't slit a man's throat to stop their own portfolio from bleeding?

Are you suggesting institutions are any different? Look around for stocks that are green.

>>30245430
People are superstitious about posting their actual positions online. Always assume people are shitposting unless you get specific vibes.

Fucking newfags.

>>30245376
No. Welcome to the bear cave.

>>30245267
Not completely. I just threw 100 bucks at some solar stocks to see if they'll surprise me. If they tank, they tank. I've lost more money on dumber things.

Buy the dip faggots

>>30245259
>>30241047

>>30245259
Bobo here. Was lying in wait. It’s our time now bros

>>30245536
>>30245536
>>30245536
>>30245536

NEW NEW NEW PRETTY REAL WOMEN EDITION NON CARTOONED

>>30245600
Explain to me why I shouldn't dump my bags and but the dip at the same time. Didn't think of that one did you?

>>30245637
disgusting

>>30244866
lmao i told my dad he needs to spend his last years spending his 100k he saved up to retire on because it will be totally worthless to me in ten years. Like even if there's no hyperinflation I'm not going out of my way to travel across the country and do paperwork for peanuts

>>30245402
Tech in general, more sharply felt in speculative tech. People are starting to look at those bond yields and anticipate inflation, so they roll money out of certain sectors and into more inflation resistant sectors. This other fella seems to be listening to the small but loud minority, the narrative created to strike fear into the heart of retail investors, and reflects large funds risk aversion.

>>30245259
every single one of us is one of those anons retard. any red day is the great depression and any green day is a new financial paradigm

>>30245197
Yeah, this is a country where most people can't live without air conditioning. We can only hope a 1930's style depression isn't coming. And I agree about the doomsday preppers. They're definitely ahead of the average American when it comes to preparing for the worst, but it's still just a hobby to a lot of them, and I don't think they understand what a prolonged period of "roughing it" would really be like.

>>30245370
>replying to a bot
fuckin NPCs

>>30245700
Check'd and based. Let the old man enjoy his money, go out comfortable. The strong will make it on their own merit.

>>30244390
Anon where do you think all the liquidity is going to go if it's pulled out of stonks? Consoomer market. Its time to pay the piper. Its either eternal bull run or hyperinflation. The former is just hiding the latter with line go up magic

>>30244078
Saylor owns less than 1 percent of bitcoins Satoshi Nakamoto owns...who will be making a comeback this year in a big way..he kind of already is

>>30245841
A modern depression would be short and not all that bad. The internet isn't going away and is cheap to maintain and easy to nationalize. There's the majority of what everyone spends time on anyways. The grid is a national security matter so it will be maintained with a CCC equivalent or better. We produce more excess food than any country in the world so that's not a problem, and we have the guard and all kinds of distro channels (Amazon , fedex, ups could be nationalized or forced to play logistics for it). Honestly the infrastructure we have - in real terms - is astoundingly anti-fragile. People think complex systems mean more fragility but this isn't true. We have some weak points (EMP blast) but they're highly unlikely and not what you retards refer to when you talk about a depression, you're talking about a systemic meme crash. It won't happen, but if it did we would jubilee our debts and come out with a perfect 'balance sheet' as a nation and be super wealthy on the other side. Which is why it won't happen.

>>30244682
it's a patience and responsibility game

>>30245259
Not me because I don't see any support until sub-12k