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>> No.30238279

IM FUCKING RUINED

>> No.30238288
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30238288

MAX PAIN

>> No.30238291
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.30238307

Where’s the upvote system on this site

>> No.30238317
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>>30238159
I need to see some GREEN

>> No.30238318

SCALP GANG
C
A
L
P

G
A
N
G

>> No.30238328
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30238328

Don't worry guys, its gonna bounce back up tomorrow

>> No.30238330

monday will be green
(but not for /biz/)

>> No.30238335
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>>30238159
Bobo please I need you just this once. CRASH THE MARKET JUST FOR THE DAY!

>> No.30238345
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We're nearing the bottom. Chie is my wife and she has a very nice bottom. Please do not look at my wife with lustful eyes.

>> No.30238348

>>30238307
in your bfs asshole

>> No.30238351

87k in ARK ETFs, haha

>> No.30238366 [DELETED] 

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

Buy all the dips on these! You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>> No.30238370
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30238370

it keeps going down, i basically lost all my gains. i'm down to just the money i actually put into my portfolio

>> No.30238381

SQQQ
Q
Q
Q

>> No.30238389
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30238389

give it to me straight /smg/ how long am i gonna be bagholding SOXL?

>> No.30238409

>>30238345
I'd tenderize her fSteak if you know what I mean. hahahaha you know like with my dick hahaha. I want to fuck chie. Pls buy ANVS.

>> No.30238410
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>>30238328
It's all over. SPY limit down everyday for rest of our life. Shorting is the new paradigm. Squeeze every penny out of the financial system while you can.

>> No.30238411
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30238411

>Latinaposting goes down
>Stock market goes down
Coincidence?

>> No.30238412

>>30238389
bro, fucking sell that shit

>> No.30238413
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30238413

>NIO
Good lord, at least I got out of that in time.

>> No.30238420
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30238420

>Buy
>When
>There
>Is
>Blood
>In
>The
>Streets
Remember your training.
I will be buying 1.5-2% OTM SPY calls for 3/8 tomorrow, at the low of the day.
Weekend = cool off, get heads back on straight
Good news will be trotted out to prop up the market
Expect a bounce on Monday, just like we had this week

>> No.30238422

what's going to happen tomorrow? are we going to lose all of our money?

>> No.30238429

>TQQQ goes down
>TMF goes down bigly
I thought these were supposed to inverse themselves

>> No.30238440

>>30238389
Eight years

>> No.30238445

buy VUZI before the contract

>> No.30238448
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Bull market's ogre.

>> No.30238455
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30238455

I am financially ruined

>> No.30238456

>>30238389
Until decay rapes that sweet little boots hole

>> No.30238478

>>30238455
how did that happen?

>> No.30238493
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30238493

So, when do they hit the Nasdaq circuit breakers tonight?

>> No.30238499
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30238499

INVEST

WITH

CONVICTION

>> No.30238512

>>30238429
TMF is a bet that the bond yields will drop and this whole shitshow is because of bond yields going up.

>> No.30238522
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30238522

>>30238410
Puts, puts everywhere.

>> No.30238527

>>30238411
>neeko
she's about as latina as a british stowaway is native american

>> No.30238543
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30238543

You're going to finally sell those sinking SOXLs and invest in oil tomorrow, but which oil stock is best?
REI?
KOSmos?
Which are you TOTALly GUSHing for?

>> No.30238548

>>30238422
Anything can happen anon. Anything can happen....

>> No.30238558
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30238558

Ya that guy the stock market has got a thing coming for him.

>> No.30238569

holdin my SOXL my nigga, bought 1500 at $28

>> No.30238570
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30238570

one trump tweet would have saved us all

>> No.30238585
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>>30238328
Bobo you son of a bitch, you better get back in your cave. I'll give you until Monday.

>> No.30238588

>>30238411
Gotta love how everyone posts this shitskin with photos of her wearing ten pounds of makeup and under ideal light. Now show the pics of her with no makeup on in normal lighting conditions. She's brown as fuck. It's like the bugs who completely transform their face structure and skin color with cosmetics and then they record a video of them morphing into a completely different person when they take it all off kek.

>> No.30238594

>>30238351
Why would invest in that piece of shit

>> No.30238600
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30238600

Lol hey tranny what happened to your stock?

>> No.30238608
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30238608

Employment numbers will miss. Work for railroad which is a good indicator of jobs and we are about as bad now as peak of coronavirus.

>> No.30238633
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>>30238570
if only...

>> No.30238644
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30238644

> only invest in Vanguard ETFs
> never lose more than 3% in a single day
There is no need to be upset. It's all going to be okay.

>> No.30238657

>>30238422
Trump will declare martial law.

>> No.30238667
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>>30238588
>qt girls wear makeup
Next you'll tell me water is wet.

>> No.30238673
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30238673

F to pay respects.

>> No.30238674
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30238674

Cathie's trades today 1/2

>> No.30238675

>>30238543
Nice try anon, but I learned my lesson on fomo

>> No.30238681

>>30238570
You are correct on that anon. That fucking guy sure did like the shareholder!!!!

>> No.30238682
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>>30238522
QQQ $280 put expiring next week.

Let's get it.

>> No.30238700

>market closed
>futures already shidding and farding
BOBO STOP I FUCKING KNEEL I PROMISE I WONT BE COCKY AGAIN :^(

>> No.30238701
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30238701

Valhalla awaits

>> No.30238721
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30238721

Guise
It's getting redder

>> No.30238729
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>>30238674
Cathie's ARK trades today 2/2

>> No.30238731

>>30238499
Financial markets are one of the few things idc about being pozzed because most people get fucking rekt there, especially pozzed ones.

>> No.30238744

HAMSTER DANCE TIME!
[/o.o]/
\[o.o\]

>> No.30238773
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30238773

>>30238673

>> No.30238774

>>30238600
That faggot was up to 1.2m for a day or two and didn't sell. I feel bad that he didn't take those profits. He could have afforded his transitional surgery.

>> No.30238776
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>>30238585
I'm afraid... that isn't an option.

>> No.30238816

>>30238667
>h-hehe she's q-qt even without makeup
Post pic then, let's see that qt without all her makeup on. You know what pics I'm talking about. Now seethe more spic boi.

>> No.30238826

Anyone else long on Enerflex?

>> No.30238829
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30238829

https://twitter.com/KianaDanial/status/1367622531549712385

>> No.30238831

guys it's just numbers on a screen that shit isn't even real
just turn off the screen and live your life

>> No.30238875

>>30238831
NO
MY LINES MOVING IS LIFE

>> No.30238880

Any recommendations on penny stocks or cheap stocks to buy right now?

>> No.30238883

Lol. Did you guys see what happened with DNN's earnings today?

>> No.30238893

>>30238880
The entire market is cheap.

>> No.30238899

>>30238429
>TQQQ
>SQQQ

how much simpler do they need to make it

>>30238420
when is the bottom?

Also for oil, invest in american midstream - OMP

>> No.30238902

>>30238682
You're fucked and not in the good way.

>> No.30238908
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30238908

>oil still going up aftermarket
I thought there would be profit taking.
I'm actually worried now.

>> No.30238919
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30238919

Reminder to not buy oil
Keep averaging down the tech stocks

>> No.30238925

>>30238729
>>30238674
> Sell: Paypal, Facebook, Alphabet, TSM, Tencent, Regeneron, Nintendo, Amazon, Apple, Netflix
> Buy: WKHS
LMAO

>> No.30238940

Even if I get time it right and buy soxl at the bottom, what happens out shit just crabs for years?

>> No.30238947

>>30238588
Shes even cuter with make up

>> No.30238949

a conservative portfolio of 50% SQQQ and 50% SOXS

>> No.30238951
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>>30238674
>buying shopify
she's either going to be giga rich or crash terribly into the ground

>> No.30238960
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>>30238674

>sell blue chips
>load up on memes

Imagine holding this piece of shit

>> No.30238966
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>>30238774
I think he is still up 75k. Lost 40k+ today though. Recently posted it in /gme/ general.

>> No.30238973
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>>30238774
>reddit gme man turned 50k into 50m
>didn't cash out

>> No.30238975
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>> No.30238979

>>30238893
You are right anon, but the question is how cheap will they get....

>> No.30238980

>>30238543
OMP because american midstream is the highest iq oil play

>> No.30239003
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>>30238816
She looks like a straight up Squatemalan kekekek

>> No.30239005

Portfolio is now red for the first time since that dip near the election.
I still have confidence in my positions so I guess the silver lining is the longer this lasts the more money I can put into my positions every month and average down.

>> No.30239010
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>>30238721
Red
Red
Red

>> No.30239023

how do I take out a mortgage to go all in on SOXL?

>> No.30239038
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>>30238925
Shhh, I'm trying to listen to Jesus about the stocks

>> No.30239040
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30239040

Thanks spooky mysterious Viking billionaire.

>> No.30239043
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30239043

Lol do we believe Jerome "misspoke"

or have we consider that Mr. Establishment is driving the yield higher to destabilize it so the FED can come in and do some YCC?

Am I schizo?

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You DID buy the dips in Apple, AMD, and Microsoft, right? Right?

>> No.30239056

>>30238674
Shit, she bought U. I've got some of that.

>> No.30239061

>>30238608
what should i buy for this event, this fashionable gala of bearish magnitude?

>> No.30239067

>>30238925
She remembers her training

>> No.30239078

shill me the next pump and dump
shit penny stocks need not apply.

>> No.30239092

>>30238413

and XPEV too holy shit.

>> No.30239097

>>30239052
i buy everything Cathie buys

>> No.30239108

>>30238880
GGB.

>> No.30239110

>>30239078
TSLA

>> No.30239113

>>30239023
too late for that. son

>> No.30239118
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>>30239052
>buying AMD
>buying Microsoft
You must be retarded right?

>> No.30239123
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>>30239043
i didnt actually watch it today, what was the thing he misspoke about?

>> No.30239151
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I didn't buy SQQQ today because I didn't want to fomo and then I fudded myself like a retard, do I buy at open tommorow and ride it till close or just fuck it

>> No.30239168
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30239168

Filter all Lum posters
Hide all Lum posts
Report all Lum posters

>> No.30239182

>>30238831
This is the best entertainment I have.

>> No.30239189
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>SOXL

Wow you zoomy fags weren't kidding. Ouch.

>> No.30239204
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BTC has officially entered the fear phase. Hope you sold your miners :)

>> No.30239209

When i was arrested i was dressed in black

>> No.30239224
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I bought SOXL at 33, I'm going to be stuck bag holding aren't I?

>> No.30239233

>>30238381
I bought hi kek

>> No.30239242

jesus, it might really crash tomorrow literally no buying

>> No.30239246

>>30239118
No, just a millionaire looking for a few more millions.

>> No.30239249

>>30239189
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>> No.30239251

>>30239038
>jesus confirmed false prophet
should have listened to buddha

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>>30239168
mostly just ranposting here, never bought SOXL

>> No.30239268

>>30239189
i bought a bunch more today, lovely day

>> No.30239277

>>30239204
WEW thats a nice dip to DCA into!

fuckin retard kek

>> No.30239275

>>30239224
id wait a week

>> No.30239288

>>30239110
I do expect it to go back up to 700 before crashing down to 180, but anything else?

>> No.30239293
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>>30239204
Can't wait for it to hit the bottom. Cheap crypto is always welcome.

>> No.30239294

>>30239123
Basically he said, we expect inflation and we're not going to do anything about it.

Which set the yeilds on fire.

>> No.30239298

>>30239224
if you're not on margin then don't worry, it's guaranteed to go up

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Yeah, buy the dip anon, this is the bottom, it can't keep going lower, you're going to make so much money.

>> No.30239307

>>30239151
SQQQ is best for intraday trading anon. Even during times like now, it's risky to hold over night....

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>>30239204
wtf are you talking about

>> No.30239323

>>30239168
Report Lum poster to the SEC for crashing SOXL

>> No.30239335

>>30239123
arrrggghh so close i want to see her panties!!! this is really the worst kind of coomposting

>> No.30239337
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30239337

Oilbros can we get an F in chat for niggas holding ARK ETFs

>> No.30239341

>>30239052
No, but I feel like I should have.

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>>30239168
stupid bird

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>>30239010
Are we going to die?

>> No.30239374

>>30239304
damn smug swanposter!

>> No.30239398

>>30239356
Time to find a job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeG1e7nsNIg

>> No.30239405

>>30238674
I should have just went all in on ARK puts at the start of this

>> No.30239407

>>30239318
Zoom out

>> No.30239415
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30239415

>>30239251

>> No.30239416

Everyone keeps saying it's a normal healthy pullback but this feels like it's on the edge of full blown correction.

seriously there's no reason why the current market is worth more than it was pre-covid. we're fucked.

>> No.30239431

>>30239204
anyone who didn't sell all their crypto and open bitcoin shorts as soon as j pow opened his mouth this morning hates money or is dumb

>> No.30239434

Ah, I see -2% for the QQQ is right on schedule

>> No.30239439

>>30239118
Compared to AMD, Microsoft has weathered these past few weeks pretty well.

>> No.30239448
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Can't wait to exchange my theoretical shares of NFT tiktok latina's hip gyrations to a trendy song for a bowl of goulash that cost $435 trillion USD.

>> No.30239454
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>>30239246
>Microsoft
Depends how long you hold the bag even with deep red for a year or two
>AMD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.30239457
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30239457

THE FUNK SOXL BROTHER
CHECK IT OUT NOW

>> No.30239458

Do people not understand what I'm saying? Or do you lack the understanding to post an intelligent comment?

Are there smart people on this site or not?

>>30239043
>>30239043
>>30239043

>> No.30239460

>>30239233
Be careful holding SQQQ overnight even during down days like today anon! It's a great asset, but best for intraday trading!

>> No.30239462

>>30238548
>With a printer you can go anywhere you want...

>> No.30239469

>>30239318
>insect-like attention span

>> No.30239471

>>30238570
Felt a little nostalgia with this one. Yeah, funnily enough.

Will the Republitards be able to keep up the economic politics though? I mean maybe. We'll see

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>>30239405
Haha. What do you think I was doing this whole time?
Definitely not buying puts unfortunately.

>> No.30239480
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30239480

>Buy $40k in AMZN at $3400/share
>It stops going up immediately and trades sideways and down for next 6 months
:)

>> No.30239487
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>>30238159
the market is crashing down next week, rite?

>> No.30239497

>>30239337
I was an ark holder but now I see the light. There is no god but $ and black crude is his prophet.

>> No.30239500

>>30239204
next level around 44k, lets see if we have buyers there, I am short Bitcoin with 20x leverage, I hope it dumps

>> No.30239506
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>>30239344
done baking for the day, ill leave the task in your capable hands
take care

>> No.30239517

>>30239307
I'm afraid it will rocket up tommorow morning at open which is why I wanted to buy it today so I'd max profit, but you're right I won't make the same mistake, red futures I buy at open

>> No.30239539

>>30239487
Yes

>> No.30239549

>>30238674
jesus fuck she bought more butterfly

>> No.30239568

>>30239448
>russia punk
>those cars
100 years from now they'll still be driving lada's and moskvitches from the 70's-80's

>> No.30239571
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>>30239506

>> No.30239579

>>30239123
everything

>> No.30239581
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>>30239307
In times like this, everything is risky to hold over night, you might want to liquidate all of your positions...

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>>30239040
You know I actually thought we'd see a downturn in March as kind of a psychic echo from last year and I tied up all my capital anyway because "what do I know".

>> No.30239612

>>30239462
That is what I'm thinking as well. We're getting close to bottom since JPOW does have the tools to keep this going!

>> No.30239623

>>30239415
I do believe in a god, but I sure as fuck dont believe in a faggy kike or his pederast priests

>> No.30239625

>>30239431
>he doesn´t know about Defi

if you sell crypto you are retarded, this is like investing in the internet in the 80s /early 90s

>> No.30239632

MNKD
N
K
D


LCTX
C
T
X


ADXS
D
X
S

>> No.30239634

>sold NVDA at $595
>bought back in at $507 this morning
>going to probably keep sinking 5% per day for the next week at least

I feel like crying, bros. I can't sell now but I really wanted to use that money I earned from NVDA to buy my first apartment and now that's looking like it might be years away if NVDA keeps bleeding so hard.

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30239643

>ARK didnt even buy 1 TSLA share today
it's over elon bros..

>> No.30239652

I guess not. Just a bunch of fucking kids and gamblers. Die of cancer niggers.

>> No.30239654

>>30239439
Depends what kind of bag holder is he 2bh, since people here have shit hands

>> No.30239665
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30239665

>GEX is at all time low in the last 7 years
>GEX is at all time low in the last 7 years
>GEX is at all time low in the last 7 years
>GEX is at all time low in the last 7 years
BUY THE DIP, STUPID!!
Do not sell the bottom!!
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix
>-4,255,747,479 GEX
BUY. THE. DIP.
Remember your training. Do not give in to despair. Stay level headed and rational. Buy while others are panicking.
>>30238420

>> No.30239669
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30239669

>Ben Mallah has the same net worth as Cathie Woods

>> No.30239671

>>30239416
>there's no reason why the current market is worth more than it was pre-covid
umm there are a bunch of reasons
lower interest rates so the best way to get money over inflation is at the stock market
trump printed trillions of dollars and most went to the stock market
many business brankrupt so the big companies of the stock market have more market share
coronavirus is ending soon with vaccines

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30239676

REMINDER:
Everything getting more expensive is NOT inflation, it is GOOD for middle and lower class folx, and if you disagree you are a domestic terrorist,

>> No.30239679
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30239679

Bloomberg shilling oil as the top gainer these past few days, get ready for fomo oil chads.

>> No.30239680
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30239680

>>30238159
>put all my stocks in blue chip boomer companies (non tech)
>they crash hard

Thanks a fucking lot. Im gonna just keep all my savings in cash from now on and wait till the big happening happens.

>> No.30239683

>>30239581
there is no black swan faggot, just a correction, its all a part of the plan,

Whats the big event this time? The economy opening? lmfao

>> No.30239689

>>30239634
NVDA is overevaluated as FUCK, i would have never bought again

>> No.30239715
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30239715

Which one of you bought Tesla at $1132

>> No.30239741

>>30239480
shoulda got enough to sell covered calls

>>30239487
Welcome to Biden's economy, the line only goes down now. Line going up is fascist, mysogynistic, racist, etc. We need to do the needful and sacrifice the country to the kikes in the name of saving niggers from themselves.

>> No.30239771

>>30239204
Where do you see the bottom for BTC, anon?

>> No.30239775
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30239775

>first month investing in stock market
>everything crashes

Truly epic

>> No.30239777

>>30239581
Yup!!! Sleep well tonight anon! Cash is king during days like today!

>> No.30239779

>>30239676
a loaf of bread for $100 is a good thing!

>> No.30239785

>>30239679
Bring on the bag holders

>> No.30239790

>>30239665
Note to self, don't buy stocks at Jerry Garcia's.

>> No.30239805

>>30239671
that was more to say it's not worth what it's worth, the air is being let out of the balloon. brace yourself and good luck to you.

>> No.30239815

>>30239665
This is unironically the biggest buy signal you can get
GEX is currently lower than it was during the March crash!! Think about that!!
BUY THE FUCKING DIP FAGGOTS.

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>>30239335
You're worse than the quadruple-pen lube filled kiddie pool type of coomer, you know that right?

>> No.30239830

>>30239676
Thanks MSM

>> No.30239831

SOXL IS DOWN 2.6% AFTER HOOOUUUUUURS

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.30239835

Oilbros I don't think our baby is doing too good

>> No.30239840
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30239840

>>30239679
I'm still gonna hold all the way thru the R*ddit pump kek

>> No.30239847

>>30239676
>its good things are expensive and no one has money
The problem is we need money moving around and the velocity of money is slowing down to a stop. Making dollars harder to get isn’t gonna help anyone.

>> No.30239854

>>30239715
There's still no proper explanation for what causes that shit. And its only on some graphs/monitors too.

>> No.30239856

> there are people who think we’re going to reopen
Federal mask mandates and lockdowns on tuesday, you heard it here first

>> No.30239860

>>30239775
keep buying the dip unironically.
just on stock you like.

>> No.30239869

>>30238831
my life sucks, i am emotionally invested in the line so that i pivot into a better life

>> No.30239874

>>30239715
I mean
It was a good deal. Great fundamentals. How can I be blamed?

>> No.30239878

>>30238445
>Contract

Redpill me

>> No.30239893

>>30239625
damn i sold my crypto i can't possibly buy back in after it drops 30% darn. shucks. dang. woe is me.

>> No.30239903

>>30239454
AMD is destroying Intel's market share retard.

>> No.30239920
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30239920

What happened last year the signaled the trend reverse during the covid crash?

>> No.30239930

the market wants its GME free money back

>> No.30239931
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30239931

What does this mean for VACQ?

>> No.30239938

>>30239665
>It's real
Ho Lee Fuck.

>> No.30239952
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30239952

>>30239775
I started two weeks before the Rona crash.
Welcome, brother.

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30239970

>>30239679
Green memes have been hammered to normies brain at this point, I doubt they want to hold oil this early in the game.

>> No.30239983

>>30239652
Take your fucking meds.

>>30239831
No survivors.

>> No.30239998

>>30239715
kek what the hell

>> No.30240001

>>30239920
wojack indicator

>> No.30240017

>>30239831
Bonds are still shooting up.

>> No.30240020

>>30239805
>that was more to say it's not worth what it's worth
nah
> the air is being let out of the balloon
nah
>brace yourself and good luck to you
thanks

>> No.30240028
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30240028

SQQQ didn't even double during the March crash. How lame. But it will triple next week.

>> No.30240043
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30240043

>>30239665
neat

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>>30239903
they are incapable of that anon.
have you like, not seen them side by side?
like their financials?
pic related.
AMD won't be a threat to INTC for another five years minimum

>> No.30240047

>>30239665
>GEX
Shit GEX the Gecko is one of those mediocre games that somehow gained value based of nostalgia alone. It deserves to dip forever I aint investing in that shit

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>>30239970
They still think Democrats aren't just blue Neocons paying lip service to dumb asses lmao.

>> No.30240064
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>>30239775
this, up to this point i've only been investing in boomer funds into my 401k and roth ira which i don't really care if they tank right now. now that i've accumlated more money and paid off debts i start playing the market and it fucking crashes

>> No.30240076

>>30239665
whats a gex

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30240079

>>30239831
maybe don't hodl 3x leverage ETFs during a market wide sell off that's been obvious for 3 days?

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30240081

>>30239715
ay tone, you're saying some people bought 1000$ shares for a company that sell cars you have to finish yourself ?

>> No.30240089

>>30239893
if your crypto drops 30% you invested in shitcoins

>> No.30240118

>>30239487
Now that I look at it that is looking like a very likely scenario. It looks like it's replicating last year. I still have some cash ready if it plays out the same way. I know they will have no buyers ready if they want to crash the market for reasons - just need to kick start the week the same way.

>> No.30240121

>>30239856
Good, I don't want to ever have to leave my house again

>> No.30240136
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30240136

>>30239903
That fact is priced in already since 2017
So how will they go 2x at the current price idiot

>> No.30240140

Holy fuck bitcoin in freefall

>> No.30240156
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>>30239775
lmao i've done the same a month before coronavirus. Still managed to be in the green even today. By a miracle i managed to time the market

>> No.30240162

>>30239741
My dude that's $400k. They need to do a 10-1 split

>> No.30240160

>>30239824
>yes.jpg

>> No.30240178

>>30240076
guide for newfags
https://joapen.com/blog/2019/10/15/dix-and-gex-indicators/
>When GEX is a high number, it acts as a brake on market price.
>When GEX is low (including negative), it acts as an accelerator.

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30240186

>>30240076
It's tail time

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>>30239335
if you search 'jennie fancam' on youtube there's some fappable stuff

>> No.30240198

>>30240001
can we force a market reversal if we flood the catalog with pink wojacks?

>> No.30240202

>>30239715
Isn’t that the 52 Week High, not the Daily High?

>> No.30240216

>>30239715
fat fingers?

>> No.30240224

>>30238674
>throw out quality stocks
>load up on garbage
the smg way!

>> No.30240232

how do i read candles on a one day chart? what are the shadows for if they're not open/close

>> No.30240237

>>30239118
AMD and Microsoft will be up by the EOY, your meme penny stocks wont

>> No.30240251

I've been losing money all March. Fuck this retarded month.

>> No.30240272

>>30240140
man you made it sound like it broke 43k, wake me up when it does

>> No.30240274

>>30240121
A house? Anon, there are others who need that more than you. Make room for 4 other lower class folx or accept non-negotiable fair value for the structure and move to a apartment of our choosing.

>> No.30240276

>>30240089
Of course i invested in shitcoins retard. That's why i sold everything and opened a short on bitcoin. Enjoy holding through the dip while I make money and then scoop up some blue chips on sale.

>> No.30240277

>>30239775
welcome to the rice fields motherfucker

>> No.30240278

I'm buying more soxl and ktos tomorrow morning and if it doesn't start climbing i'm going to probably cry come monday

>> No.30240285

>>30239665
Holy fuck that's insanely bullish. I still think we bleed tomorrow though.

>> No.30240304

>>30240178
so volume is picking UP , couldnt it mean a sell , why does volume increase directly correlate to buying ? does low gex only mean good...?

>> No.30240310
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30240310

To not get my ass handed to me when the market does crash I will from now on only open shorts

>> No.30240319

>futures
SHIIIEEEEET

>> No.30240321

>>30238925
You'll soon see my friend

>> No.30240323
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30240323

Sorry I'm a noob with intraday and have never really played with inverse leverage, I missed my chance today for SQQQ and I regret it I just notice that it's pattern seems to be run up at open then pull back as a bit of upwards action happens with qqq then a slow rise the rest of the day to a higher close, when is the best time to jump in, the volatility scares me because I'm FOMO on one hand thinking it's about to pump like midday today but also feel adverse to buying at open because it's usually up at the bell (obviously I mean with these red days), so what is the best strategy here, should I get in at the bell in case of major dump or wait for qqq to rally somewhat on the way down, how are you anons trading it

>> No.30240331

>>30240040

Please don't shill INTC to paperhands /biz/lets, I need it to drop more to add to my position thx

>> No.30240344

Thought I was gonna be slick buying soxl at 28$ lmao

>> No.30240356
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30240356

>>30240202
Hovering a candle in especific, anon

>> No.30240357

>>30240237
>EOY
I hope you still visit /smg/ and havent hanged yourself by then

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>>30239304
Oil kills the bird, you've been warned

>> No.30240372

>>30240272
Ikr if and when it drops lower that’s when I spend a couple hundred grand

>> No.30240374

>>30239679
Literally the reason I haven't touched oil was because I thought I was too late. Glad you fellas got gains though, I'll just sit on SOXL until a miracle happens

>> No.30240377
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30240377

Don't let the market get you down kid. Give your parents a phone call or that relative you been meaning to get in touch with and just say hi.
~Done
Cielo Waste Solutions

>> No.30240388

>>30240344
its going up idk why people are freaking out

>> No.30240407

>>30240323
Just recognize compression triangles and corridors, easiest patterns to recognize when daytrading, if you don't see either, don't buy, better have unrealized gains than real losses

>> No.30240418
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30240418

How fucked am I?

>> No.30240420

>>30240388
No, the market is crashing.

>> No.30240427
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30240427

>Selling bonds
>Selling stocks
>Selling crypto
WHERE'S THE MONEY GOING?

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30240433

>>30240357
>NO 2021 WILL BE THE YEAR AMD/MICROSOFT GO DOWN
Seethe

>> No.30240437

>>30240232
You're gonna have to post a pic. What fucking shadows are you talking about? lmfao

>> No.30240441
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30240441

I sold soxl covered calls earlier this week so I guess I'm riding this nigga down to zero

>> No.30240460

>>30240427
Cash

>> No.30240469

>>30240377
this fat fuck better make me rich or i'm gonna foie gras his canuck ass to death with garbage

>> No.30240472

>>30239612
Idiot, he has tools. They are just not approved. He wants people to be desperate enough that they beg him to use them.

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30240473

SWBI (Smith & Wesson) earnings report today, they beat expectations and are forecasting much growth thanks to Democrats and thanks to fears of collapse and continuing Corona-chan, as well as wider availability of firearms and the fear or firearms regulations.

Buy SWBI come open. They're already up 6% in AH.

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>>30238729
>sell TSM
>sell TSM
Now I really hate this christcuck.

>> No.30240479

>>30240427
$ROPE

>> No.30240485

I'm tired of losing. I'm getting fucked even with blue chip stocks.

>> No.30240495

>>30240427
shlomos pocket

>> No.30240496

>>30238674
How much of Zillow’s float does ARKK own by now? 15%?

How much of Tesla’s float?

>>30240224
>k3k

>> No.30240499

>>30240202
nah its last candle values

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30240503

anyone out here so comfy because of Don? His fat arms around me make this whole crash feel trivial

>> No.30240504

I unironically think this is because of GME

>> No.30240508

MARCH MADNESS
HAS BEGUN

>> No.30240511
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30240511

>>30240344
>tfw average of $39

>> No.30240513

>>30238288
WHACK EM

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30240520

>>30240427
>>30240460
so it's deflation again after printing trillions?
cmon man what the fuck

>> No.30240523

>>30240427
Israel

>> No.30240524

>>30239665
okay can someone educate a retard and tell me what gex is and why i can't fucking find it on anything

>> No.30240530

>>30239458
You're implying that the Fed works to confiscate private property? Why would you insinuate such a thing?

>> No.30240537
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30240537

>>30240427
real estate

>> No.30240541

>>30240427

Oil and tobacco

>> No.30240546

I will not sell my SOXL

>> No.30240552

>>30240388
Is -2.5% AH going up?

>> No.30240554

>>30239634
0.12 divvy yield. I think you dun guffed anon

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>>30240504
The Game has Stopped

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Are you ready for last March, but somehow worse because there's no Trump to placate the economy in thinking it's okay?