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fuck jannies

SPY will be 320 by the end of March

HEADS UP

>>30235614
fuck you thats not funny

How's everyone holding up?

>>30235614
Thanks!

Small investor, but up over 8% today. Feels fucking good

dead thread

Fuck Biden and fuck liberals

>>30235645
fuck you i have worse than this fuck you i lost 6 grand maybe more i dont know i deleted the app

That cohen he smiled as he picked up his pen

>he didn't invest in Quentin's hedge fund
What will you tell your grandchildren?

>>30234875
So what sectors are safe? Give me the entire list anon.

>>30235520
At what % of profit before we sell?
Any plans on this upcoming bear market?

>>30235690
That's very antisemitic of you

Why do people not realize that we are getting better at managing bear markets, and prolonging bull markets?

The average bear is getting shorter, the average bull is getting longer. This means you want to be leveraged long term because positive days compound on themselves.

Buy TQQQ/SOXL/SSO/QLD

Where my cash chads at? I've been cash gang since the morning of feb 22

>>30235614
>>30235646
has anyone had a pet rat?
they seem nice

>>30235749
fuck jews and fuck jannies also

what should i beat off to? getting bored of the UTZ mascot

>>30235735
I mean on oil
>>30235690
I love Biden making me rich holding oil

>>30235645
>down 10k everyday for the week
When does it end

My ex-boss was a dumb bitch corporate wagie, who put me on a PIP. It brings me no greater pleasure than to know she will work till old age and I will retire within the next 5 years.

Absolutely fucking comfy.

>>30235770
I had like 5 different rats as a child and they all died of tumors within a year

>>30235690
WHERES MY 50K SL RELIEF

Gold is now under 1700$/oz. How much longer should I wait before buying gold miners?

>>30235798
brandi love milf porn

>>30235770
I did when I was I kid, had 2. They were way better than any pet we had outside of dogs and cats.
Smart, friendly, cage trained and you can train them to do tricks just like dogs and cats.

>>30235769
I went to cash last Thursday, but bought SOXS and SQQQ yesterday right before the market closed.

If I have to look at another man's penis today I'm going to fucking scream

Cool, so now instead of 1 tranny that bakes every thread with the same fucking pic, now there’s 2.

>>30235690
As someone that sold the top I love Biden and the cheapies he provides. I’m going to own 10000 soxl in a week or two

>>30235769
What the fuck, are you me? I sold the top that morning and have been cash since

ICLN is down nearly 25% in a month
all I can do is hold, I thought this was safe, I'm sure it'll be a good long-term hold
..fucking plug, should have given the holding percentages a cursory glance before I dumped all my money in

any thoughts on EARK?

>>30235820
When you hedge, tonight

So many Texas oil stocks. WTI I love you, ESTE, please run a bit more I got overzealous and bought you a bit late. HUSA, you can do it little buddy.

>>30235814
It's a boast, that is all it is. Why does Tucker never talk about Israeli infiltration in the US government? Oh right, he's bought and paid for too.

>>30235886
8========D

>>30235770
I once caught a rat that invaded my house, so I went out and bought a cage for it and everything. But sadly one day I was yelling at it for a few hours in an attempt to give it autism and it had a heart attack and died. I miss that boy like you wouldn't believe but I don't think I should have any more rats.

>>30235846
Do boomers still buy boomer rocks
That's the problem

>>30235757
I dont forsee there being a long term stretch of red like we have seen currently. I think it has to do with a country with no one at the helm. Once there seems to be any leadership it will snap back. Otherwise everytime jpow speaks market will fard and shid and slide lower because they dont trust him alone

>>30235886
Stop volunteering for piss test duty you homo

>>30235886
dont worry i have a pic where he hides his penis well

2 red weeks in a row, I'm ngmi it to 25k hell by summer at this rate.

What I thought my portfolio would be at this time of the year, vs reality

>>30235937
"Uncle Gordon" as the Chinese call him has been a China bear for 20+ years

>almost all my shit is down
Why didn't I sell? I was up like 20% in some stocks and now I'm in the red feelsbadman

>>30235735
It is rather funny how Biden is shitting on the hopes and dreams of softie left liberals. No stimmy cheques, no $15 min wage and more forever wars. What's next lol.

Lots of newfags panicking over this correction. This is nothing. I bought most of these during the COVID correction. Take your chances and buy every dip. Double down on every company that you believe in. I can cash out next week, and despite the past couple weeks, I'm still up huge. If the red trend continues, I'll rebuy and do the same thing all over again.

>>30235886
uhm i dont get it

LUMPOSTER HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AND HOW SOXL WILL RISE

>>30236018
You didn't sell for the same reason as me - greed.

>>30235962
What caused the great depression to last so long? From my perspective it was a tech issue and bad policies.

>>30235770
I vivisected a rat in college. I kinda felt bad desu senpai, but it was an interesting experiment.

>>30235822
dont count your chickens before they hatch

>>30235846
>Gold is now under 1700$/oz.
Overlords decided it is going to 1200$/oz, better buy silver.
Also >>>/biz/pmg

>>30236051
everything will be okay (eventually) and SOXL will rise (eventually)

Any other smart retards buy into $APPH? It crashed hard today due to the general market and they diluted their stock, hoping to ride a comfy recovery wave tomorrow and get out with a nice 10-15% increase. Hoping it rising a bit AH is a good sign it wants to recover.

>>30236051
The dip, no matter how large, is temporary. SOXL is eternal

>bro just buy every dip everyday with your perpetual funds

>>30236018
>>30236069
Because selling is retarded. Just hold and you'll be back at +20% before the end of the year. Don't take the loss unless you want to use it on your taxes, or unless you legitimately think the line will never go back up

>>30235645
I went from 4k down to 1k down thanks to GME, if only I'd gone all in.

>>30236036
Fucking weeb portfolio. Go to China if you love it so much.

>>30236028
Hasn't even been 100 days. Glorious, can't wait for State of the... You know, the thing

>>30236051
>He actually POOOSHED SOXL
Serves you right retard

>>30236018
>>30236069
tough to predict short term market moves.

i just buy every month.

>>30235520
I'm basically SPAC hedged at this point.
My SPACs can't go lower than 10, my downside is limited as fuck right now.
I'm really stoked about that.

>>30236137
Tech stocks my man, until these chip problems figure themselves out I'm gonna be waiting until 2022

Need $25 by April on these. Picked 1000 $25 Julys up today too

>>30236135
If you put all your expendable income into your portfolio then u did a dumb. I'm ready to throw another grand at mine but I still wonder if we've found the bottom

>>30235757
What nonsense. Bulls are losing big time.
Rates will have to be increased as inflation is rising and fast.
The Fed's no. 1 priority is to control inflation.
Sure, I will agree with you to be long in a month or so, but this correction is no where near done.

>>30236141
That's my plan bud.

>>30236097
i hope both SOXL and ARKK recover

PSTH Is unironically a good buy, they will soon announce a target and Mr Ackman reputation is on the line and he will find a good target

>>30235520
Dad points to an ambulance and says, "I will be there one day."

I say, "What were that leaf is?"

>>30236051
There is a literal bottom somewhere anon based on holdings. We are just getting there 3x faster. Dont give up. Tech has bled 4% almost everyday for four weeks.

>>30236036
The fuck? I have more in TSM than your whole stack my man.

>dude I've been investing since 2019 and every dip is short term and you will make back 100% or more if you just buy the downtrend goy

>>30236178
u sure about that buddy

>>30236069
LUM DID THIS TO YOU
>also jews

>>30236188
kek

>>30236214
Well, did you buy the dip then?

>>30236036

Holy shit

Get a load of this chink

Rolling last digit for how many percentage points we close down tomorrow on the Fagsdaq, dubs = -10% trips = -20%

>>30236180
I think the market will recover before then, this is just another dumb shakeout like September

>>30236188
you are really bad at investing bro

>>30236188
fuckin hell... my eyes

>>30236270
I probably will tomorrow. Fucking funds transfer. Serves me right for being slow on ammo supply.

>>30236202
SOXL is dead goym. And Mommy Cathy already sold you out, she’s already made off with millions and could care less about ark, especially when it’s backbone TSLA has been broken and will cause the whole thing to fall apart.

ALRIGHT HANDS UP!
aside from the amazon IPO anon, how many of you retards have been holding this whole time?

>>30236150
I haven't hear that phrase uttered once by the media. 100 days was all they could talk about with trump. Obviously expectations are super low.

>>30236309
>9
why anon

>>30236309
How about 100% down?

>>30235520
AM I FUCKED TOMORROW YES OR NO

>>30236307
Yeah, I've actually been hoping for a tech dump to buy more and now that it's here I'm afraid it's going to dump even more. Maybe Musk will start some autistic twitter shit and I can pick up TSLA stocks on the cheap

>>30236386
Yes.

can the second crash happen already?

>>30236339
I've been holding SOXL, NAIL and TQQQ this whole time. I just now crossed over into the red on my portfolio, although I'm still up 5% on NAIL. Feels real bad but I expect the leverage to save my ass eventually. Probably will buy more once the dust settles

>>30236331
Cathy has already fled to Paraguay or Bolivia

>>30236309
oh good, the faster we drop, the faster we get out of this bullshit drop. i really wish we just drilled 20% in 15 minutes two weeks ago and got this shitshow over with.

>>30235833
>they all died of tumors within a year
Have you considered never living in that place again?
>>30235757
>guys, making bubbles is becoming a science, why aren't you on board?
>>30236207
Of course there is. For you new fags getting pinched, take this as a lesson to DD, keep looking up, be willing to average in, and out of your positions, and never be afraid to take a 3% loss to save 15.

>>30236462
Maybe you'll get your wish cornpop

If there are any bulls left in this general I implore you to sell.
The bear market has only just started.
The NASDAQ is only 10% down form it's peak and it has at least another 20% to fall.

>>30236462
Man, the flash crash last year was so fun, I really want to ride again

>>30236196
im not saying a correction or bear market wont occur, but look at every once we've ever had. They get shorter every time. We recover faster. We learn more about how to manipulate the markets.

The world literally cannot sustain another US Great Depression, its too international. The GLOBAL economy only grows so the biggest part, the US, cant crab for long. And dont bring up Japan, they dont matter. The US is over 50% of total equities, Japan is under 10%, they are a rounding error

>>30236524
I’ll sell when my 1 year is up. The US gov isn’t getting my tax dollars, sorry bucko.

>>30236524
>20%

I see we have an optimist itt

>>30236307
I hope you're right. This shakeout is probably nastier since in the time between September and mid-February, some hedge funds got their noses bloodied in the whole GME thing, which also brought a lot more people into the market.

>>30236452
No need to flee. She got her performance bonus in the millions, hell she sounds nutso as fuck claiming she started the Arks because god told her too (she legit said this in an interview). She reeks of con man to me, and of course she’ll get out early before the cracks begin to show.

>>30236339
I'm holding

BFARF
KXPLF
WKHS
GME
SPGG

and I have never been more cocky

>>30235713
Weed degens BTFO

>>30236327
I think Senates voting tomorrow? Market might unironically fly if that happens. HOWEVER I bet the senate will fard and shidd and ask for two more months. I'm struggling to figure out if I load some more ammo for UUUU and SOXL tomorrow from paycheck too.

fuck buying a house and not knowing how much I will need to pay on it yet.

so SQQQ calls are basically free money right?

PLACE YOU'RE BETS: 2021 CRASH BEFORE OR AFTER ST. PATRICK'S DAY

Waiting for these pharma stocks to have some kind of clinical trial sooner or later sounds fun but I might just cut these losses and pile all the way into oil

>>30236564
>We learn more about how to manipulate the markets.
...
>The world literally cannot sustain another US Great Depression
Or what?

>>30236588
>>30236444
>they get digits as well
oh my...

>>30236604
SQQQ and oil are the only plays right now

>>30236615
before

>>30235770
I have two rats right now. They're just the right amount of love for me - they like me giving them food, I like that I have something to interact with beyond my computer, but they don't really love me.

>>30236594
nobody gives a fuck about the stimulus that's been priced in for months

if something happens and it doesn't pass that's an instant -20% down on the indexes

Bros should I switch to the UK exchange?
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-eu-markets/britain-lifts-more-curbs-on-dark-trading-to-limit-stocks-brexodus-idUSKBN2AW2HJ?il=0

>>30236644
take the doombull pill

>>30236594
Nah, those lazy assholes had a target of the 14th to to get it to Biden. So, unironically, 2 more weeks. Problem is, a lot of shit just lost the last 5 months of gains; and I don't think this bill can get us a pump back to that trend. But yeah, the housing market is 100% fucked until we get clarity on the forbearances.

>>30236339
I never sell anon. Only buy.

>>30236644
Or the entire world collapses and nobody cares about any money anyways?

Why are you desperately attaching your lifes worth to a 'market crash' when its literally never mattered? GDP grows, equities go up. Being a bear is a waste of your life

KEK
>Taxes are rising
>Try to be alive
>fail everything

Go BSC, don’t waste your life
Kek, I hold SWG and use their marketplace, like zero gas

>>30236751
are you suggesting we will only go up until doom?

Imagine holding anything but GME.

post gore

>>30236644
Pain, pain which none of us have ever seen before.

>>30235520
Fucking COST shitting the bed is gonna wipe out all my week's profits.

>>30236564
I agree with you. I never bring up Japan in these conversations.
Recessions in the 19th century used to have contractions of around 30-40%.
The system is still incredibly vulnerable to black swan events though.
If I were fed chairman, I would have let prices correct, rebound and crab. My fear is that all they've done is pushed back a 20% correction by a year and spent trillions in the process.

>>30236573
You don't get taxed when you have made losses.

>>30236809
ive actually made a decent amount on BSC shitcoins, but they don't belong in this general

>>30236586
Well, at least the GME redditors strategy was "buy, hodl, buy more", which should help get some retail noobs through this downturn as long as they don't get too shook

>>30236683
How long can oil keep going up like this though? Feels like a bad time to buy

>>30235658
Well done anon! It's skill and/or luck to make money on days like today!

>>30236201
Enjoy your bugs, and ugly women.

>>30235886
Looks like a very gay thing.

>>30236831
yes.

>>30236751
These debt mongers always have more debt to sell. It's always more fear, more fear.
Meanwhile, they're signing over the town's family business to a bank. Nobody will hear in the other towns, or if they do, they'll think it a one-off loser, changing times.
Nobody will connect the loan that was taken in '87 to cover what was supposed to be a sure-fire expansion.

Red day
Red AH
Red futures
Red day tomorrow

>>30235645
Down 26k

>>30236867
oil is the only equity that still has room to run, if you're going to buy anything buy oil

>>30236912
>bought the top in 1720 and had to baghold for 140 years

>>30236893
Gladly. Enjoy your trannies and black history months.

The most based and redpill portfolio is the following:

-DENN
-RYCEY
-GME
-SQQQ
-X
-USO

>>30236962
Oil out of rhe bag, every retard gonna FOMO into oil tomorrow.

any moment now jpow will do JCC and fuck all the bobos here

>>30236855
20% corrections are totally normal and I see no issues with 'allowing' them either. But the stuff that prolonged past bear markets, like a bank run, literally cannot occur anymore with FDIC and bank regulations etc. We learn from past bear markets and their causes, and get better. We shorten bears, long bulls. Love investing in modern times

>>30236442
No retard. What would be the cause? Just a correction. US is leading in vaccinations.

>>30236524
Kek you're insane

If NASDAQ shits itself another 20% you're seriously risking entering a very nasty bear market that will likely last years.

>>30236588
I'm holding WKHS and want to die

I don't feel so good today, BILI bros, we took quite a spank. That fucking 150 bucks threshold truly is something.

>>30237009
Looks like it's time to oil up.

>>30235645
Down just over 20k today. Oh well. It'll go up again...w-won't it?

>>30237009
oil will be red tomorrow
sorry senpai

what's the next leddit pump and dump

>>30237040
Jesus 20% is a crash retard.

>>30237009
I fucking hope, I want there to be enough rotation into oil to pump the market or we're going to be having a sad friday

>doesn’t hold GME
>I’m owning the libs by staying poor
You people are pathetic

>>30236846

>Forgive me master Keynes...
>I have to go all out, just this once

>>30235645
down 1,8k boss
it's gonna be alright

how do i make money instead of just losing it

>>30237040
This is correct. We're much better at amassing the "failing" assets under unFed Member Banks, and turning them directly into Serfdom.

So I’m thinking of grabbing some SLGG. It’s near support I like how the chart looks and they seem their shit in order. Who else is going in on them?

Is this really the correction? How long will it take to come back to last week's prices?

>>30236867
True. I honestly can't look down too much on the post-GME noobs, since I've only been in the market since April 2020, but I'm lucky to have gotten most of the panic selling out of my system during much smaller shakeouts throughout last year. For people that have only been in the market since February, this is a real trial by fire.

>>30237172
a crash happens fast in a few days nigger
we're going down slowly, a correction

CRBP investors club.webm

>>30235822
What are you holding?

>>30237000
Based USOda holder
When financial crisis happened
Oil went up

CTRM bros, how you doing? Seems like your ship is sinking...

>>30236846
>only down 2.65

can someone redpill me on PLUG? any longterm holders? i think it might go down a bit more.. but all-in-all seems like a good buy

>>30237216
right now?
Buy and hold GME lel.
it's coming full circle from good idea > retarded > good idea

>>30237009
I should have invested in oil a week ago like I wanted to

>>30236524
>bear market
>still lowest interest on history
>still no inflation
>still free gibs
>still industry and commerce don't 100% comeup

1,5% bonds are the new normal.

>>30236981
Nothing but white, big tit French Canadians in Vermont buddy. Run away from your problems because you are too weak to ever get with a white chick lmao

>>30237128
>tfw sold right before the dip

>>30237236
I think it's almost done, or it is done. The volume today was stupid low and some things were only barely red. Give it ~10 days and we'll be back up to last week's prices

I am going all-in on OTM SPY calls tomorrow dated 3/8, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>30237236
Up to 10 years anon. I'm not joking.....

:'(

I'm done accumulating, my average is $26, here is a tip lads that will net you an easy 10x once the pandemic is controlled.
Premier Oil, no need to thank me.

>>30237117
Just relax friend. We're gonna take this horse to the old town road

>>30236846
From today. Down 60% this month

ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS SAY HE'S BUYING THE FUCKING BONDS

>>30237362
Good luck, fren. Maybe I should too. How far otm you going?

>>30237285
>>30237285
did they get croc'd or what?

>>30237321
>vermont
>french canadians
yeah im thinking BASED

>>30236339
haven't sold anything because I don't hold shit companies
buying more AMD and NVDA tomorrow
might even buy a cheeky bit of TSLA to dump my bags when redditfags pump it back up again

>>30237301
Nice try but /smg/ is too busy owning reddit by staying poor and buying CLF and other gay stocks. The market is crashing all around them as GME remains untouched but their fragile egos won’t allow them to move on from the boomer scams that they’re bagholding

>>30237414
1.5-2%

>>30236912
>takes 350 years to do the first 100x
>takes 50 years to do it the second time around

Truly peak clown world. We haven't even entered a new industrial revolution and finance has eluded and wrapped the world's perception of growth.

guys don't feel bad about these past few red days
it's just money, you can make it all back if you're smart

>>30237412
>>30236846
Whoops

>>30237285
Did they forget that they couldn't swim?

I keep forgetting we still have one more day to go of absolute buttfuck

>>30235645
i'm straight-up not having a good time. to be fair a lot of this is unrealized losses, im just gonna hodl for a year if i have to.

>>30237424
just can't swim.

>>30237345
Jews say the pain will continue.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/goldman-sachs-raises-10-year-treasury-yield-target-to-190-2021-03-04

>>30235645
All cash now after losing about half of my YTD gains but I'll recover. Last time I ever convince myself of holding through weeks of a downtrend.

>>30237481
man that hurts to look at anon

>>30237339
You timed quite well. I'm more of a hodler, and I'm so up on it that even dips like these past few days don't matter that much. I'd like to buy that dip, but I'm kinda short on cash right now, and who the fuck knows how long the entire market is gonna dip. Godspeed to everyone, whatever you're holding, we're gonna see through this.

>>30236386
Nope. You're golden.

>>30237478
>he thinks it's just one more day

So let's hypothetically assume, that I were to own a singular call option of SQQQ.
Now what if I were to say, hypothetically, that it were to expire tomorrow at 3:00P.M CST.
Now given the information that I'm a poorfag who can't afford 100 of anything unless it's a penny stock, how would I need to go about selling/exercising this option without getting raped by my broker (female).

What are some literal bioshit tranny stocks I can buy?

>>30237441
real OG's hold some GME. I made $32k out of $1300 from GME and bought again for another round at $46. Only a retard would think its over

>>30237447
Nice. I usually buy atm, rarely itm, and some otm. Might try SPY otm tomorrow and see what happens.

>>30237469

>>30237469
A E S T H E T I C

>>30237512
I still don't think anyone really gives a flying fuck about bond rates. The people on here saying that this all basically HAS TO WORK OUT or the entire planet is fucked are right. Do you really think the people in charge are going to let everything completely crumble?

>>30237572
Literally CRBP

>>30237572
lol holy fuck pretty sure that's like a little kid on the box too. Really advertising the end game huh trannies

>>30236846
Reported

>>30237569
Just sell that shit, retard. Whats the deal?
If you exercise you'll gonna pay hell lots of taxes.

>>30237481
bro don't throw away your GME gains like that

>>30237216
>how do i make money instead of just losing it
By posting more cute Ryukos, the currency is my love.

>>30236097
Thank you....

>>30235645
up 17.2% on the week

>>30237481
fellow
>made bank off GME then lost a bunch because don't actually know how to invest real people money
chad

my chart looks almost exactly like this

-6.5k today
I was so close to 50k lads. From 3k to 50k and now it's 10k. All because of this week. When does it end lads

>>30237285
webms of people drowning/dying shouldn't be on a blue board.

>>30237161
what makes you say that????

>>30237572
They do wherever they can to make this mental disease looks cute.

>>30237693
when in doubt, just dump it in an index fund until you know where to invest the money properly

>>30237622
Yes so they can force us to live in pods and eat mutant fish and bugs supplied by AQB.

Also buy some AQB it’s on sale right now.

>>30237633
Thats dude weed shit for cancer retard.

Hold me /biz/

>>30237622
They will keep going up until the Fed increases QE, does another Twist operation, or implements negative rates. What can you do? I'm sure as fuck not going to fight it, learned that lesson in the March crash.

>>30237488
lmao, well that was really scary for a sec

turns out they're just retarded

>>>30235520
>rio tinto keeps dropping, literally -10% and its not even big tech

WHAT THE FUCK?! ITS JUST A FUCKING ABO NIGGER CAVE WHY ARE PEOPLE PANICKING?!

$REI bros we are going keep going up as oil goes up.

>>30237744
Sorry read that wrong thought you meant "skilled by a tranny"

>>30237462
don't worry, crypto will drag finance out of the stone age. meanwhile, invest into stocks before it happens.

>>30237096
It fell 30% last March. It'll probably be worse this time.

>>30237754
ez come ez go

>>30237769
>implements negative rates
They aren't doing this. Are they? Fuck.

>>30237769
jerome is not allowed to use the forbidden technique, lest we all get destroyed

>>30236104
It look interesting. Would you buy opening bell or wait an hour?

Nice to see the rally after the crashdaq getting hammered

haha just kidding its down again

>>30237737
thanks, my losses are from ARK

>>30237819
of course they can, and they will. Now the real test is, just wait until they directly buy stocks like the BoJ.

So is tommorow finally the day to buy the dip or what ? If everyone's expecting a crash then it won't happen r-right guys ?

what cheapies should i buy with my oil king gains?

>>30237769
>>30237819
Well JPOW has already said they won't implement negative rates, and that the Feds policy is working and will continue as it stands. They might do yield curve control without announcing it. Either way, they all know that if the US economy implodes, the world is fucked

>>30237906
BTE.TO, easy 2x

>>30237769
If you're worried about inflation and production in the US, you could express that Congress must stop giving $400/week to keep people from going back to work.

>>30235918
>buying after a 250%+ runup

>>30237794
PETR droped 20% in one day just because the country's president changed the CEO, as it's a mixed (private, but gov owned by stocks) company.
And it's one of the biggest oil companies in the world. People are just irrational.

>>30236615
Crash before 24.3
When is st patricks day?

>>30237572
Moderna, Astra-zeneca, pfizer, biotech

>>30237796
i just realized people haven't been talking about investing in recreational equipment, inc

It's going to be the bloodiest day some of us have ever seen tomorrow, isn't it?

>>30235709
he said 99 years in the Folsom pen

87k in ARK ETFs, haha

>>30237864

The best oil stock? That would be KOSmos.

>>30237992
monday will be worse
the bottom is never on friday

>>30237655
There was another anon last thread who was saying that he would need to cover after selling an ITM contract which made my monkey brain panic, but now re-reading his post, he must have been talking about selling a covered call and not the contract.
Gracias hombre.

>>30237906
SQQQ

>>30236664

oh, I see the bonds are also crashing great job Jerome at least you addressed post prison employment opportunities great fucking job bro

>>30237992
>bloodiest day some of us have ever seen
There were literal multiple circuit breaker days in March last year, so no

>>30237992

Were you even here last March, you fucking tourist?

>>30237872
>the dip
Wait SP500 reach 3720.

>>30237872
> If everyone's expecting a crash then it won't happen r-right guys ?
Self-fulfilling prophecies. If everyone thinks it will crash, then they will act like it will crash (usually a sell off) which just pushes it down even further.

>>30238016
haha

>>30237946
Hey fuck your shit, I would be going to work right now if my job was even allowed to happen. If they're going to demand that I not work they sure as hell better pay me at least what I would have been making.

>>30237860
i wouldnt call ARK an index fund

>>30238066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

>>30237980
The 17th.

>>30237946
I've already made my small nest egg of gold and silver last year and am currently invested in BFARF in case crypto does get accepted.

>>30236386
Unironically yes.

>>30237992
>-0,18%
>-0,15%
>-0.09%

OH THE HORROR!

>>30237709
Boo hoo nigger

>>30238016
ha ha... invest with confidence!

>>30237872
correct. all weakhands have sold by now.

Who is your stockfu?

https://twitter.com/KianaDanial/status/1367622531549712385

>>30237906
ASO, very resilient today, going to make gains tomorrow.

>>30238075
kek those were good times weren't they?

Was this all just to price in Mitch mconnells death

>>30235520
Imagine not going all-in on this obscure, Chinese fishing stock, when it was under $1 today.

Why even live?

>>30238026
I'm more into Total, but we're going to make it, KOS-MOSbro

>>30238129
I wanna kno where da gold at

>>30238155
Nasdaq will be down -2% min tonight

>>30238177
>>30237872
>>30238091
>>30238093
Volume has been stupid low today. Some things were almost green even. I think the weak hands are pretty much gone

>>30238170
That picture is a textbook sell signal if I ever saw one!!

>>30237512
Do the opposite. These fuckers are constantly trapping investors in their bags. Everytime they put a target on something it goes the other way.

new
>>30238159
>>30238159
>>30238159
new

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>>30236975
poor isaac newton

>>30237709

>>30238258
too early faggot

>>30238305
>ZOM
this is so fucking obviously a pump n dump

>>30238016
haha...

>>30238129
This may even be the bottom
I'd go with before, but wouldn't bet money on it

>>30238212
30 years later and it's still funny.

>>30237810
Last time you had a palpable reason for that to happen not some fucking could scenario every finance retard is shitting himself about while everything is on track to recover to pre-pandemic status to the general pop. If you're scared because of what you're reading, you're just a retarded sheep.

>>30238245
I've been buying a few shares this week, don't worry anon.

>>30238334
where did you get this video of my portfolio

Someone shill me KOS. I want more oil and energy. Looked them up and they seem interesting. Shill me frens.

>>30235645
I am physically and mentally not ok and grasping at the silver lining that this is a valuable lesson to take profits and to not fo full retard with margin.

>>30238334
I really hope that child is okay

>>30237992
No, imbecile

>>30237810
If a lot of people are talking about crash, so a crash will NOT happen.
Crashes happen when just tinfoil heads are talking about it.

>>30237709
>Niggers
>People

>>30238525
>using margin at all

>>30238016
Makes me feel a lot better about the 3k I lost in ARKF calls the last two weeks.

>>30238016
Did you sell anon? I sold and lost 20% / 1k

>>30238016
It's gonna go back up again...right bros?? :(

>>30237424
looks like one couldnt swim, and pulled the other down with them