/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>30210334
ITS HAPPENING

BOND BROS WE ARE MOOOONING

>>30210334
Lose .05% every time Jerome says inflation
Lose 1% every time Jerome says interest rates
Sack this man

JEROME HAS NOTHING LEFT UP HIS SLEEVE
>JEROME HAS NOTHING LEFT UP HIS SLEEVE

With my power of JEJ,
ease everyone's losses, and stabilize the markets!!!!!!

>>30210334
JPOW RUG-PULL EDITION

ALL HE HAD TO SAY WAS
>LOW RATES
>LOW INFLATION
OVER AND OVER

Why did Trump hire this retard?

>>30210354
https://www.wsj.com/video/watch-jerome-powell-at-wsj-jobs-summit/10FF0DF9-C0E4-4215-8996-5E5BA991BBCE.html

JUST

>>30210400
oh shit it's over

JEROME PLEASE

The US is fucked confirmed. Interest rates remain, no plan for jobs, housing market stuck, mass inflation, no faith in the banks

so how many years to get back my loss /biz/?

*panders to women and minorities instead of saving the market

fuck this boomer faggot END THE FED THEY ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS NOW

>when you see that big booty recession walking your way

it's over guys delete your app

Kek. Glad I cut my losses this morning

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30210334
WHAT THE FUCK I HELD UNTIL THIS AND ITS GETTING WORSE FUCKING JPOW

PSYCHOLOGICAL INFLATION

SIGNAL SELL

NO YCC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HES NOT DEFENDING THE STOCK MARKET

>GRST
>CWSFF
>HVBTF
>Bayhorse

US DOLLAR IS KING

YOU WANT TO BE HOLDING DOLLARS

SOXL and ARK ETFs are killing me, fuck

Who else is still up >150% since March last year?

Too big to fail baby, were never losing money again.

WHAT IS HE SAYING??????????

>it's going to take some time
>and it's been some time
>and it's going to take some time

We got too cocky bros

>>30210417
Powell knows the threat the Dark Lord Biden faces to our country, he is the... Ultimate Patriot.

Should I keep going?
This is my second best day since I moved to this strategy a couple of years ago, I kinda want to keep this, but beating my previous record would be nice.

Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing

I picked the wrong fucking day to go long bonds.

Jesus Christ.

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd10y?countrycode=bx

Jesus christ, bonds are mooning right now holy fuck.

isnt low inflation good for investors?

WHAT IS YOUR EXIT STRATEGY TO LEAVE THIS FAILING COUNTRY OF AMERICAN?

THIS PLACE IS BEYOND FUCKKKED

Guess the stimulus is your last

Me lose all me berries!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlr2ZMTc52E&t=65s

>tech zommers like ARK etf, TSLA, NVIDIA will get rugpulled to oblivion
>they will leave investing forever
>value chads pick up their cheap scraps for the next TRUE GOLDEN Bull run
I am so horny for this

>>30210439
OH SHIT

>>30210439
is this GME

JPOW CAUGHT SPITROASTING A DEER WITH THE SOXL CEO

just woke up what did daddy powell say?

Don't worry anons I just sold everything and went 100% cash

The entire market will make a swift recovery now

SELL YOUR BITCOINS

SELL YOUR GOLD

SELL YOUR HOUSE

YOU NEED DOLLARS
YOU NEED DOLLARS
YOU NEED DOLLARS

>>30210507
>Longing bonds into expected rising rates

She’s cute.

Jerome the bonds pls why do u hurt them >_<
"we'll use tools to foster achievement of goals"

nasdaq is now a coin wtf

>>30210511
not without YCC

"I have no idea and i'm winging my entire job. Stop asking questions"

The market ALWAYS tanks when Jerome speaks.

I PUSH MY TENDIES INTO MY EEEEEYYYYYEEEEESSSSS
IT'S THE OOONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE AAAAACHE

HES GONNA LET THE 10 YEAR RUN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just took some profits oil bros. J POW GONNA FUCK US

Will AMC unironically Dump forever? Will we never hit $20? Raya and the Last Dragon comes out tomorrow according to /CO/

>we have tools
>we would use our tools as appropriate to foster the achievement of our goals

aren't people going to use tech in the future?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30210511
only when there's something left to invest in. if your "investment" strategy is "catch him holding," you could play until you're the only person in the market.

TAKE THIS NIGGER OFF THE STAGE

I've decided to take the black pill. Which stock will help me with this?

UVXY DOIN SOMETHING

you didn't listen to me, have fun holding those worthless bags forever

Cheapies for /cash/gang

>SPACs, biomemes, and TSLA eating shit
This is the great Poo and Curry cleansing

>>30210470
He is going to raise rates when inflation hits. This is going to happen sooner or later. Bond yields are parabolic, market is crashing.

tl:dr
IT'S OVER

WHAT DO I FUCKING SHORT???

Well, worst possibility has come to pass. Jerome ain't doing shit. Everyone is in danger. Beware. We might get a miracle and go up or hold steady anyways, but prepare for red. Oilchads, you won't be safe neither. We all go down together. Run or hold if you are brave. I am holding, but bracing for pain. Hoping for a miracle to go up tomorrow or today anyways, but not counting on it.

>>30209951
True, but he could of gave an update or a willingness to do more.

well im glad i sold some of my stuff today, but the stuff i couldnt sell is done bad. gg soxl

RYCEY only green...what's happening.

>>30210567
>Don't worry anons I just sold everything and went 100% cash
>The entire market will make a swift recovery now
Thank you for taking one for the team. I feel better now.

this is all a fud so you sell your shit whilst the wealthy buy it and then pump the economy
don't listen to fud

>>30210561
he's not doing anything, "it will take some time"

>>30210611
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30210467
AMOGUS

>>30210534
I become erect just thinking about buying the soxl bottom

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>30210541
>>30210545
Toss on another candle

>>30210646
Whats the right move in this situation?

Just had all my gains in 2021 erased

>inflation is psychological
Oh your sweet little lies
Oh your sweet little lies
I can hear when I hold you close to me
When I look in your eyes
I see through your disguise
What I see is an only lonely void

>>30210632
Prison stocks

>JPOW THINKS INFLATION HAS BEEN UNDER CONTROL FOR THE LAST TWO DECADES
JPOW THINKS INFLATION HAS BEEN UNDER CONTROL FOR THE LAST TWO DECADES
>JPOW THINKS INFLATION HAS BEEN UNDER CONTROL FOR THE LAST TWO DECADES
JPOW THINKS INFLATION HAS BEEN UNDER CONTROL FOR THE LAST TWO DECADES

Are we at least at the bottom yet?

CASH GANG CASH GANG CASH GANG

MY LIL USD DOIN SUM'N

>>30210561
It's over

>>30210710

Why aren’t you in oil stupid fuck. We are making stupid gains

Holy shit the exact thing I thought would happen happened, oil is mooning:
>Saudis have Russian allies
>Saudis don't raise production because Biden called them evil then pussied out on that which was insulting
>Russia was blamed for crap Saudis did
>Saudis allow Russia to increase production so they get stronger

They are uniting to defeat The Great Satan. Damn.

>Deal done. Rollover for all members except Russia and Kazakhstan,” for April, Amena Bakr, deputy bureau chief and chief OPEC correspondent at Energy Intelligence, tweeted Thursday.

Earlier, she said the group was discussing a rollover of production for all members, except Russia and Kazakhstan, which will be allowed to boost output by 130,000 and 20,000 barrels per day, respectively, Bakr tweeted. Sources also told her that Saudi Arabia will gradually bring back its one million barrel-per-day supply cut starting in May.

THE REAL CRASH WAS THE FRENS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY

What did Jerome mean by this?

>>30210511
Watch him talk about it and tell me he believes what he's (trying to) saying.

Employment considered non-essential. Thanks jpow.

TSLA UNDER 600
>TSLA UNDER 600
TSLA UNDER 600
>TSLA UNDER 600
TSLA UNDER 600
>TSLA UNDER 600
TSLA UNDER 600
>TSLA UNDER 600
TSLA UNDER 600
>TSLA UNDER 600

I AM BLEEDING OUT
HELP ME

>>30210632
>real life brown anime tomboy
Jesus Christ. I'm conflicted about race mixing now.

>>30210730
unironically, if you're ok with making money on slaves, and a system that is perversely incentivized to make more slaves, this is a great play.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HELP

>>30210714
JPOW
YCC now!!
JPOW!!!!

>>30210719
correctly identify the bottom, buy at the bottom, sell high

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BUY THE FUCKING BONDS JEROME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's over

Remember your training

>muh nigs and womemes
>inflation not real
just kill us all now

WE ARE THE BOND VIGILANTES
AND WE ARE NEVER FUCKING BUYING

>>30210739
yes, especially in home prices and asset valuations

>>30210778
Soon

>NIGGERS GETTING JOBS OUT OF PRISON
>WE NEED A STRONG JOB MARKET

What the fuck is this guy smoking?

>>30210561

>It’s game over man! game over!

>>30210714
Truly a market rape of epic proportions.

The world is burning but oil stocks keep on rising.

TIME TO GET SOME BITFARM CHEAPIES

im hodling. either we recover or everyone dies in a fire. i like those odds.

uh bros??? I was kinda clowning around just bearposting so far but then I just looked at this

what the fuck are we actually in for right now?

>>30210408
There are still stims.
Things will be fine. Hoepefully long neough for me to buy VIX dip, then you can go to hell.

>>30210609
Has he even directly mentioned the poor beset minorities yet?

>>30210795
oil drilling is okay, just make sure to make some actual useful children during your life.

>>30210739
BOOM HERE COMES THE
BOOM READY OR NOT

THE FED IS NOT GOING TO ALLOW HIGH INFLATION TO HAPPEN AGAIN
>THE FED IS NOT GOING TO ALLOW HIGH INFLATION TO HAPPEN AGAIN
THE FED IS NOT GOING TO ALLOW HIGH INFLATION TO HAPPEN AGAIN
>THE FED IS NOT GOING TO ALLOW HIGH INFLATION TO HAPPEN AGAIN

>>30210807
I, too, play Rimworld regularly.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DO I JUST FUCKING HOLD THROUGH THIS?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HuRTS MAKE IT STOP

>>30210817
its all over for you now

1.6% today?

Boomer bonds are getting smashed, fuck bonds.

What is the Canadian equivalent of JPOW?
Can someone come out and give a talk and absolutely tank the TSX?

SOMEONE JUST PLEASE MAKE THIS FUCKER SHUT UP FOR GODS SAKE JUST SHUT HIS MOUTH. START THE PRINTERS MOTHERFUCKERS

Make it stop. I might as well return to monke at this point

>You faggot kids need to pull yourselves by bootstraps, I got job during high inflation!

Rates are going up. The bull run is over. Its done.

>>30210719
Pitchforks and torches.

>>30210795
The girls are very pretty, it is the sons that will disappoint you. Men are expected to be more than their appearances.

GIVE IT TO ME DADDY POW

Has this clock moved at all? What does it mean?

kinda wanna stay out with my profits but this dip is so juicy

it's over

>>30210921
I'LL JUST KEEP BUYING

>>30210893
what does that mean?

>>30210830
I will remember baldman-sama

>>30210893
he said he would take action if it went above 2%

Why did he even agree to this interview? He's not saying anything

>>30210869
dollar strong, hands off fed letting the stock market do it's thing

People never knew how good we had it under covid. And returning to normal is gonna hurt

What the fuck just happened to the NASDAQ?

>>30210815
aiming for a single point will cost you.

I wish I had some gains cushion to pull out all my positions. I started investing recently and have seen nothing but red.

Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing
Buy the dead cat Bounce
>crashing

>>30210589
>she

>>30210974
>halted

WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY
WHAT THE FUCK DO I SELL
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

>>30210974
Pizza Island is a different reality

NIGGERS AND WOMEN DO NOT HELP THE ECONOMY
NIGGERS ARE LAZY
WOMEN NEED MAKE WORK JOBS

I'm new to trading and I just sold EVERYTHING
This should be the bottom

DOLLAR IS KING

U S D

U S D

NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA YOU FUCKS

>>30210534
>sold NVDA at 600
>check
>500
holy shit

HOLY SHIT ALL THE ELITES CARE ABOUT IS FUCKING SJW PANDERING NOT ANY REAL SOLUTIONS THIS PLACE IS BEYOND FUCKED

I'M GONNA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL

>>30210689
What do you think the bottom is?

>>30210974
3:06
It' a sign. Get out before the weekend.

>>30210974
>3, 1
>march 1st was the final green day we will have

>>30210974
Time has run out. The bear will leave his cave forever. Q predicted this.

It's over. No good news.

>>30210946
If inflation hits, how will I afford this?

>>30211022
If you buy into spacs you have an actual floor of $10 so that's a pretty heavy cushion.

>seeing all my stonks in the shitter but also see CLF crash again

rly funny to check their BUYBUY spam
dumpers wanna fuck you with all this shit shill on 4ch

don’t trust if you don’t want to lose your portfolio
I see rewards every day with YVS staking, 1.330 $YVS just for staking

>inflation is the problem
BUT YOU MAKE INFLATION YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT

GF calling my investments, “our investments”.

Thanks J Pow. Very nice. Sit on your hands and tell everyone inflation is temporary lol

>>30210869
Fuel for the fire anon.

>>30210873
I literally bought the top. It will go back to the top, maybe it'll take years, maybe it'll take months, but if you hold good companies and not meme shit everything will go up again or everyone will be in some deep shit. So enjoy the ride and keep buying with what you can afford to lose and you can't possibly lose, or if you lose everyone is on the same boat as you

>>30211060
I got 35 shares at $99 per share in 2017, sold it for $550. I'm ok with it

>>30211001
It's that he didn't talk about YCC or defending 10 year. It's tacit support for 2% 10 year in order to rebalance growth vs value and the economy.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I take a shower, come back, and it's all back to shit. FUCKING BOBO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30210730
GEO

>>30210974
>THIS ISN'T THE TIME IN ANY AMERICAN TIME ZONES RIGHT NOW

IS THIS PRE-RECORDED?

>>30211054
So invest in Dollar General?

>>30211003
Oh I'm in oil and sold off my portfolio just for oil. I love seeing green.

"Niggers getting jobs out of prison is more important that the economy" - Chairman Powell.


The USA is over.

>>30211084
03/06 Friday is the Rugpull Day is this a fucking secret code to the Patriots?!

>>30210334
I'm gonna buy LEAP calls at the bottom bros. Think JPOW isn't gonna let us have fun anymore.

Should be an interesting night ken

I was up 150 bucks and all of a sudden I'm down 75 bucks. Everytime this guy talks I lose 200 dollars

>>30211022
Buy ACEV
It's a Semi SPAC that's literally bottomed out, and cannot go below 10 dollars

>>30210652
Are you still going into semis Coco-san?

Thing 1 and Thing 2
RACIST
RACIST
RACIST

>>30211116
she can have em now heh

>>30211067
buy the dip

explain to me why bonds being expensive is a bad thing

>>30211111

>>30211116
better tell her to drop a grand to buy this dip

>>30211164
WHO THE FUCK IS KEN

>>30211019
agreed, no one does the first step 100% correctly

>>30211111
Literally kys

but nothing is confirmed that interest rates are rising right now, correct?

>>30210755
gee what a surprise, the oil cartel wants to keep crude oil stabilized above $60

why did people think they were going to shoot themselves in the foot again?

>>30211159
GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS CLOWN WORLD

STOP THE MARKETS
>STOP THE MARKETS
STOP THE MARKETS
>STOP THE MARKETS
STOP THE MARKETS
>STOP THE MARKETS
STOP THE MARKETS
>STOP THE MARKETS
STOP THE MARKETS
>STOP THE MARKETS

ITS LITERALLY OVER, LOOK AT BOND YIELDS HOLY FUCK

It keeps crashing for me fuck wsj

>>30211116
I hope you don't have any financial ties to her or she's going to fuck you hard.

>>30211159
>"Niggers getting jobs out of prison is more important that the economy" - Chairman Powell.
>The USA is over.
We're not a serious country anymore

>>30211149
IT'S WHAT BOND YIELDS ARE GOING TO REACH BEFORE THIS IS OVER!!!!

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>>30211116
Lol what investments? They are all ZERO now.

Yields to smash 1.6% imminently.

>>30211161
Yep. La li lu le lo is out for blood. Get out now.

Could someone explain how these bonds work? For example pic related, I invest ~$100 at a time and get paid in 10 years? Do I get some kind of income between now and then? How much would I get paid for holding this bond?

>>30211169
I wonder if spacs could be used to effectively time the bottom.

>>30211192
Because I went long them today so they must crash now

>>30210755
So wouldnt that mean that the oil barrel will be lower with more production? Unless demand spikes during summer

>>30211213
they are rising right now because no YCC

STOP THE COUNT

>>30211138
The clock is clearly stopped, schizo. Take your meds.

>>30210974
I summon you! Time Wizard!

I bought a pile of FNGD the second Jerome started talking, once again proving an excellent and easy money making decision.

>>30211116
If she's willing to absorb half the losses, maybe it's worth it.

On February 22nd to 23rd, I lost 30K.
So far, I've lost ~17K today.
What the hell happened on February 22nd again????

THE ENTIRE PRESS CONFERENCE WAS ABOUT MUH WOMN AND MUH BLACKS OUT OF PRISON WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS GOIUNG ON

I turned away for half an hour what the fuck happened? Weren't we recovering?

>>30211143
Why would you take a shower during trading hours especially when jpow speaks
LOW IQ

So is the DOW safe from all of this?

BNKU IS GREEN HOLY SHIT WHAT DO BANKS DO

>>30211255

>>30211336
Oil.

>1.536%
>1.536%
>1.536%
>1.536%
>1.536%
>1.536%
>1.536%

>>30211116
it's fucking over for you bro

>>30211048
fucking this
lowering standards for "equality" has destroyed the west

>>30210924
unironically no lol, no one can take Trudeau seriously
leaf know more about US politics than leaf politics

>>30211143
Should've bought oil.

>>30211143
Powell is a stealth bobo

dxy up
10y up

This is just the start. Wait till people think about the incoming tax hikes on big corps

Can't wait to buy the bottom of this dip on the 23rd. Going to do it with 10x leverage.

Oil chads, how we feeling today?

>>30211337

they hold dollars

>go to buy the dip
>there's no more cash left

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I should have kept all my assets in dollars. Cash is king.

>>30211192
Bonds are getting cheaper (so their yield is getting higher). Compare the 10 yr yield to the average dividend of the SP500 (SPY has a dividend of 1.44%). For big money, why would you hold volatile stocks when you get a better long term return on bonds?
Also means that deflationary stocks, especially meme tech, are going to be sold off.

Nick knows it's clown market

>this fucking smug interviewer
he knows exactly what hes doing

>>30211116
Time to leverage.

HE JUST SAID WE SHOULD NEVER SELL OURSELVES SHORT
>HE JUST SAID WE SHOULD NEVER SELL OURSELVES SHORT
>HE JUST SAID WE SHOULD NEVER SELL OURSELVES SHORT
>HE JUST SAID WE SHOULD NEVER SELL OURSELVES SHORT

OMG

>>30211071
I haven’t the slightest lmao

>>30211272
You'd get an interest on the bond. Of course that interest could functionally be zero.

Oil bros WW@!?

I’m comfy AF

>>30211098
If you can't afford it you can still use rocks.

>>30211116
step one to becoming a legit stock broker.
>investing other peoples money.
you are helping her invest money wisely right anon?

>1.540%

IT KEEPS GOING UP

"We should never SELL ourselves short"
Don't say that word wtfwtfwtfwtf

fuck this gay earth

okay real talk: how long until line go up again? im officially a bagholder of QCOM now. 3 months?

also pic related

>>30210974
Im not sure what it means, but I know that Q predicted this.

>Bots think SSR is a ticker and spam it
I wonder who could be behind this.

>>30211272
khan academy has a goog intro video. just buy a bond fund if you're too stupid to understand how to find information on your own

that was it? only obvious already known shit was stated. what was the point of the meeting?

Thanks Nick o_O

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

AQN.TO
DND.TO

>>30210974

Hey Q tards,
>>>/pol/
and fucking stay there

I’m so tired

Is 10Y the next GME?

>>30210334
Just bought 10 shares of SOXL boiz
Wish me lucc

>>30211320
the fed is implementing their new pillar anon. progressives get their wet dream of "solving racism with monetary policy"

>>30211159
its like the elites are trying to crash the country on purpose.

>>30211370
>"I will raise taxes and you will like it"

>>30210988
you have fun with that

>>30210884
someone tell him

HE SAID THE WORD SELL
IT'S OVER

>>30211404
just bought 100k of GME

I AM FREE FALLING

Pltr is green, fucking kek

>>30211364
Shinra Tensei

>this event has concluded
Gee, thanks for crashing the market even more.

It's over...

>>30211175
Yes. I am holding the course. Everything will suffer at the hands of Powell if market chooses to suffer, so it doesn't matter. However, my recommendation now is if you bought the dip today, don't buy the new dip. Wait till tomorrow to see if it dips the 2-3% I said it could. If you haven't bought any dip today, buy now, but do not all-in, wait. Holding my recommendation to sell oil, should of took profits earlier. If oil goes up more today today, tech will too, so doesn't matter.

Cash Kings, report in!

>>30211472
Short Squeeze the bonds? HAHA take THAT MEVILLE!!!

so Jerome Powell confirmed that the bull market is officially over?

is DXY the next GME?

>PLTR is still green
What a clowns day

>>30210615
Well, AMC Chads? Do I have a bright future tomorrow morning?

imagine floor trading during something like this. I guess being on 4chan is kinda close

>>30211357
we still going up babeeeeeyyyyy

fuck this gay market

holy fuck the 10Y is a literal disaster

>Jerome says inflation is at 1.5% right now

How can they get away with lying like this?

fuck this gay country

Welp looks like Powell saved the market again.

>>30211320
The Jews need nice obedient slaves. The white man is too smart and independent as a whole.

>PSTH in the 25s
Mr. Ackman I don't feel so good.

>>30211432
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF DOING 80 BILLION IN BUYBACKS IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CONTROL THIS SHIT!!!!!!!??????

I can guarantee when Powell is shitcanned they are going to put a tranny black chick in charge of the fed

100% guaranteed

>>30211540
the 10yr bond is a yardstick to tell when the dollar is going to collapse retard

>>30211523
>Event is over
>MArket immediately pumping again

I guess!

>>30211288
No noob lol, production increases are only going to increase confidence in demand and reopening prospects. No matter how OPEC goes next meeting, it's going to pump.

>>30211564
You can say whatever you want if nobody holds you accountable. Think they give a fuck about zerohedge making articles about them?

>>30211116
If you have any brains or self-respect GET OUT

>>30211564
probably less than that tbqh

I KEEP BUYING THE DIP BUT IT KEEPS DIPPING EVEN MORE WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO YOU NIGGERS SAID THE NASDAQ WOULD NEVER GO DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30211439
Seeing as it's a literal repeat of previous year, we're dumping until 23rd this month, then pumping again.

From $200 to $600 in 20 mins with SPY puts

>>30211444
what a nightmare we live in man. cyberpunk world came too soon. what happened. i want to live a peaceful country life with rights

>>30211579
Biden's cabinet is totally over-represented by blacks

>>30211009
>returning to normal is gonna hurt

No, it's gonna be fucking awesome. This hysteria makes no sense, shit is finally about to turn around.

>>30211564
inflation is so fucking hard to calculate. they shouldn't be talking about 'current' inflation. what a bunch of clowns

>>30211567
>The white man is too smart and independent as a whole.
shame they are also too lazy to stop their countries from being destroyed form within

>>30210974
3:06

march 6th
MARCH 6TH
PREPARE YOURSELF

Jerome has saved the economy forever, until next week

>>30211580
We are beyond inflated you idiots. Were going to go back to normal with coof being over

WE ALL KNEW IT WAS COMING EVENTUALLY

>>30211617

Oil has been priced in to reach $80/b by June.

Oilchads we did it

>>30211611
Zoom out

FUCK BOBO

>>30211521

>see the market, judge the sentiment from online sources etc, decide today is going to be a red day for SPY
>after initial opening pump and dump, wait for a pump up to buy a put for $230
>put goes up to 250, i keep holding because i know market will keep tanking
>for some reason JPOW rat starts talking and the market goes up, SPY goes from negative .3% to positive .6%
>decide i cant beat the fed QE, decide to bail before i lose everything and sell my put for $82
>40 minutes later market is negative .5% again

so should i trust my gut or believe the "never bet against the fed" meme

Thank God for the federal reserve and J Powell.

I worship the Fed thank you FedGODS!

Time to ignore my portfolio for the next month :')

>>30211711
no u

>stocks crashing
>bonds crashing
>metals crashing
>rates spiking
>energy spiking

People are gonna LOVE losing massive numbers in their retirement account as their home price tanks and their cost of living triples. Great job guys you nailed it.

Do people miss Trump yet?

>>30211395
isnt that more healthy for the country though? we will be going to a more normal sustainable movement, we all made a fuck load of money while it laster right?

>>30211442
>>30211091

Should I just go all in on ACEV?

>>30211642
How long are you going to hold them?

>>30211528
I'm bagholding TSM and not sure what to do. I've been exiting the market the past few weeks and it's my only position left, for some reason I feel very conflicted selling it.

>>30211617
Well I bought today so i'll hang on to that for a long time I think
I forget that the market isnt logical and about numbers, it's like the rest, NPC's reacting to what they percieve happens and what other NPC's say and think

>>30211744
I would love house prices to tank, everything is way overpriced right now

AMRS is on sale. Get it now.

>>30211320
The question is, how can we profit from this? STACY ETF? Investing in NKE? There's got to be a way.

>>30211744
>presidents matter
Only the Fed chairman matters

new
>>30211785
>>30211785
>>30211785
>>30211785

#stockmarketcrash is trending on twitter.

Bottom is in.

>>30211689
Where I'm at in the past 6 months housing has risen by 20%, food up 20%, gas up 40%. And they're going to tell me with a straight face that inflation is at 1.5%?? LOL

>>30211774
I already sold

>>30211709
Then why do the buybacks at all? What was the point?

>>30211744
No. Pls. I JUST bought a house

>>30211744
trump caused this with his shit covid policies. dems will only make it worse

>>30211744
>Do people miss Trump yet?
Why would anyone miss a racist?

Based Powell cleaning out the rot in the system

>>30210334
they didn't pull the rug
they broke my legs
can't get up

>>30211404
i can't believe he actually said this
does anyone have a link to the interview?

>>30211709
Coof isn’t over, they’re literally trying to prolong this shit.

>>30211811
I hope so. I'm still waiting a few days to buy back in, though.

>>30211800
They made 2 brand purchases this year without disclosing the price of said purchase.

(((they))) say to buy the rumor, sell the news. I need a clarification. Do I sell SLGG when it hits mainstream news or when GME buys them and that hits the news? All these people are saying to "trust the plan," and "Q predicted this."

>>30211744
>But they told me silver and gold were safe investments!

I officially have no more money with which to buy more SOXL. I may be financially ruined.

>>30211840
>trump caused this

how fucking retarded are you? Who locked up the country, closed schools, killed thousands of business? They did all this to change the voting laws and use mail in ballots.

Trump would have opened the country.

>>30211615
For me it only keeps getting worse.

>>30211444
you actually can't make this shit up

>That 5% crude oil increase

Fuck

>>30211775
You ate the dip. Tech was overvalued, but TSM is the bottleneck to the entire industry with a monopoly on small process nodes. If you weren't doing it long term in the first place but feel like it now, you can hold. Otherwise, follow your heart. It's a good hold though.

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/3STS.L?p=3STS.L&.tsrc=fin-srch

Are we buying the 3X short Tesla boys?

>>30211728
every time this egg head talks stocks fall for the day, throughback to june when shit went -5% when he decided to open his mouth after the second wave

>>30211116
>telling people about your gains

BASED LEMONADE. Keep crashing!

This is the start of a great depression. Employment to fall off a cliff next month as tightening financial conditions. Death to thebpoor

>>30211744
the people sit on their asses and allow it
you all deserve it
LOL

>>30211744
not really lmao