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fuck niggers

OIL

I just bought 1 million HCMC shares bros

How much RBLX are you buying?

I can’t do this much longer bros

JEROME-SAMA
SAVE MY PORTFOLIO

>>30208677
heh, imagine if jerome said this... heh

>no edition

is SWN a good idea?

does buy every dip currently apply to SOXL and ARK ETFs?

Grab some snacks and a beverage. Jerome is going to speak.
https://www.wsj.com/video/watch-jerome-powell-at-wsj-jobs-summit/10FF0DF9-C0E4-4215-8996-5E5BA991BBCE.html
~Don
Cielo Waste Solutions

OIL CHADS.... WE RIDE

Yup that there's a head and shoulders pattern on the nasdqeroo I'm going to be taking profits from $RCL and $BA

scalp gang

What's the simplest/cheapest way for a bong to buy US Treasury bonds?

Feels good lying around watching port +% goes up

>he hasn't bought CHUC yet

>>30208693

OIL.

>>30207507
>You are indeed a retarded nigger tranny
>CLF shill is that you in a new dress?

uhh...what?

>oil
So I'm holding this right?
I have a price targets but I want that profit.

Greetings fellow oil Chads, what price will you be selling your GUSH at?

Powell
>Niggers need more money, interest rates 2023%, women need the jobs more, unemployment 30%

My portfolio is 50% weedstocks and 50% SOXL. Down 10%
Be honest anons, should I buy ROPE and NECK today?

>Another red day
Just let it all burn.

WHAT THE FUCK JEROME REPARATIONS FOR SLAVERY!?!?

GET THE FUCK IN REI WE ARE ABOUT TO MOON

>>30208730
ARKF is the safest but SQ just bought Tidal. Jack Dorsey is off his fucking rocker so I have no clue how that one will play out, but the BTC side is promising.

>>30208697
that's a hell of a healthy choice anon
tfw only 180k here

GUSH is gonna hit $500 isn’t it...

>>30208754
Buy an ETF or mutual fund that tracks them

>dude just average down
>buy the dip
BROS I'M GIVING IT ALL I'VE GOT BUT THERE'S NO MORE DICK
I CAN'T GO DEEPER

>>30208791
Sell everything and buy financials, unless you are confident oil will NOT go down tomorrow.

Then buy both oil and financials.

GET THE FUCK IN HERE
POWELL SPEECH STARTING
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
POWELL SPEECH STARTING
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
POWELL SPEECH STARTING
https://www.wsj.com/video/watch-jerome-powell-at-wsj-jobs-summit/10FF0DF9-C0E4-4215-8996-5E5BA991BBCE.html

>Forgot I had a limit sell on BORR
>It was for the peak that just occurred
EZ $245 profit, lads. Who else here /sittingpretty/?

>>30208733
>YEAH BOI

>>30208754
Become an american

>>30208419
>>30207840
"Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if Biden falls (every time), JPOW will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth (Biden needs JPOW); for he hath not another to help him up. Again, if two lie together, then they have heat: but how can one be warm alone? And if one prevail against Biden (everyone except Trump), two shall withstand him; and a threefold cord is not quickly broken."
Ecclesiastes 4:9-12, KJV

>>30208790
Literally saw some bitch yesterday saying that opposing the minimum wage hike is sexist because most minimum wage workers are women

>>30208693
>>30208733
>>30208761
Why are you faggots going for XOM and not RSD.A?

Am I missing something. Shell has a much better reputation with a much better product.

>It's another Powell saves the markets episode

>>30208853
TAKE OUT A LOAN
KEEP BUYING

>>30208705
none because everything keeps crashing

>TQQQ recovered
>SOXL still capitulating

JEROME POWELL WILL STEP DOWN

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>30208849
Get in now before it's too late.

>>30208841
haha i own ARKK, ARKG and ARKW

Took a look at my portfolio and I'm down 25% from the last couple weeks.

CRBP $18 dollars by april
the dark pools know this

>>30208733
>>30208884
>PEY.TO -0.17%
>VLO -0.89%

WHERE THE FUCK IS BHS SHILL????

SILVER IS NOT GOING UP IN VALUE
BHS IS NOT GOING UP IN VALUE

where are oil fudders

WHERE CAN I WATCH JPOWELL

>>30208874
It start yet? Not loading for me.

JEROME POWELL CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH THE SOXL CEO IN A WENDY'S PARKING LOT

I put everything into UUUU, I own over 4.5k shares.

>>30208916

Nigga I’m in NRGU it has shell

Having an account limited to only using settled funds as buying power is somewhat calming.

Roblox goin up. Get in now!

HOLY SHIT JPOW IS RAPING AN ANIME GIRL ON BIDEN'S DESK

>>30208874
>WSJ
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQaPZRcXOkE

my Suncor LEAPS aren't mooning today because the volume is 0 :(

uuh.. im not going to have trouble liquidating this (for a fair price) later on.. am i?
Bought them ITM since it was the best strike for a $30 price target, plus the breakeven was aroud the book value of Suncor

>>30208987
no sir

>>30208916
XOM is big

>CRBP $18 dollars

>Pfizer up ~$1.20 from yesterday and isn't stopping

It's going to at least $50 bros. Perhaps $100 by Steptember. This stock has the most effective covid vaccine that works with the variants. The public is finally catching on.

>>30208913
Should've told her a real woman doesn't work and has 6 kids by 22

>>30208935
Thank god fuck him. but the replacement will probably be worse
>>30208951
Tdoc and TSLA then

>>30208986
JPOW JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

OIL BARONS TODAY IM EUPHORIC

how do I invest in hapa girls

>>30209023
that is not the right video retard. lmao.
>why yes, watch this live video where you can skip to the 55:00 mark

Good dip today.

What are some good oil stocks to invest in?

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>>30209090
breed with an asian woman?

HOLY SHIT JPOW JUST MADE SLAVERY LEGAL AGAIN

Are we back? I hope it's not another dead cat bounce.

Every time jerome opens his mouth it dumps. Let's have it.

>>30208789
I'm thinkin 25k

PALANTIR FUDDERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ITS OVER $50 EOM

>>30208961
>waited for the dip
>finally got in at $0.147
>keeps dipping
We will own nothing and be happy.

convince me not to FOMO into oil

>>30209129
GUSH, SU, XOM

>>30209034
Looks like its starting

>>30209129

REI

NRGU

GUSH

SU

XOM

CVX

>>30209090
WMAF makes these?

>>30208961
Silver is crashing across the board this week for some reason. 25% of my portfolio is in Silver. Really fucking my face.

>>30209089
I was in XOM for the div.
Next week I'll be handed 30 bucks just for holding it
Imagine

>>30209090
>tattoos
Ruined. It's a costume and not a literal outfit.

To answer your question, GoodRX helps them get their opiods that they use to quell with the fact they'll never be attractive again.

HIS NAME IS JEROME POWELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps

>>30208730
semis will be fine longterm even if they dump for a few months straight
ARK on the other hand is just random garbage cathy sees in dreams and is capable of entering a death spiral if cash inflow stops

>>30208991
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>EVERYONE SHUT UP
JPOW IS SPEAKING
>EVERYONE SHUT UP

Here we go!!!
Come on Powell, don't disappoint!!

Whoever was the one to recommend HMJI.TO I missed you 2 threads ago, can you give me a QRD? What's so special about this ETF?
Also IQ Edge is the best fucking client
You can stretch it over 3 monitors if you want to, shits linked, etc man its just amazing

I'm recooooooooovering

>>30208874
>Can't fast forward
Thanks for the link anon, but WSJ is gay

PLEASE JPOWEL START THE PRINTER AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

FUCK THE DIVERSITY FOR FUCK SAKE AMERICA

>>30208693
ERX

this nick dude is tweakin

>show is called: what's going on with the economy?

WE ARE FUCKED

>>30209154
NACP puts, boys!

here we go boys

>talking about women

MUH WOMYN

JPOW WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MOM'S BIRTHDAY STFU

>>30208579
JPOW PRINT BONDS SAVE US

Is this the Feds plan?

Make everyone dependent on them to save them? Look up to them as a God? Beg for Powell to help us?

I think the fed won.

SNOW doing something, pulling that piece of shit PLTR up with it.

Pack it up boys, it's fucking over AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Invest in women stocks

NAKD

Its gonna be too late to get into oil by the time my money settles. At least I have my banks.

>um ah um
dump it

>>30208579
What's this pattern called?

Timmy's face is frightening, he should really cut the coke some slack.

>MUH WOMEN

FAGGOT

MY MOMMIE AND HER BIRTHDAY

Powell talking! "Strong", "committed", "achieving" these are good words :DDD

I just come into these threads to say waddup to my other Oil Chads. How you guys doing?

>>30208693
>tfw bought in just before OPEC news
Boi

BUY THE FUCKING BONDS JEROME

>>30208958
Why are there so many far out the money calls for CRBP? Its almost like someone out there knows something

>>30209343
Is this a coded dog whistle about ARKK ?

LMFAO, NOTHING BUT BAD NEWS ITS UNIRONICALLY OVER, SELL EVERYTHING

Bobo hear getting worried, I shorted oil at +5.5% because I believed there's no way it would stay that high, am I retarded

Shut the fuck up about oil already I sold my XOM yesterday

>my financial advice, buy SOXL

>>30209222
She keeps selling TSM

I'm betting 30% unemployment, check'em

>>30209196
actual legit post

>>30209211
the "tattoos ruining it" meme is getting boring

>>30209185
you guys have been saying this since last year, its not going to hit 50

> sold SU at 21.85
> bought back at 21.61
> didn't panic sell tranny stock dip, bought instead and sold at 14
> sold UUUU at open and bought the dip
On days like this I feel like some kind od prodigy. I most likely ran out of luck for the rest of the March though

>>30209385
why?

>>30209364

Euphoric

ITS SILVER TIME
WE INFLATIONARINO NOW

>>30209412
Isn’t she selling everything except Tesla, Roku and SQ?

Why won't it stop how much dip is left in this dip

>>30209364
VELLY GOOD

>>30208853
>He fell for the diversification meme
Cut them in half would be better and do the best DD you can

>Jerome starts talking about inflation
>NASDAQ immediately begins dumping
lel

There are a lot of dumb (non-oil) niggers in here today...

It's all going back down hahahahahah

>>30208731
When is the big man going to reduce the sulfur? That's what needs to happen before the jews will turn on the money faucet.

>>30209383
Let's just say his mommie's name is Cathie

>we hope to see inflation go up
There are no words to express how much I hate the FED.

>>30209407
>SAVERS could be here.

Alright Powell, your move. Vindicate me, buy the bonds, or do some move to help the market. All on you, you can break the trends good or bad.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Who recommended me NNDM? I swear to god I will find you and get my money back

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>30209372
You've been consistently wrong for weeks why the fuck should anyone listen to your retarded ass?
Oil is a long hold, still gonna be plenty of dips to buy before $100 oil

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>30208579
>Jerome brings up inflation and confuses himself
>red candles immediately appear
Please sack this man

HE'S GOING TO CRASH US AGAIN

>>30208579
SKT

>>30209484
link?

C'mon, jpow, pump my fucking bags.

>>30209185
>PLTRannies celebrating 25.11 price after previously screeching it would never go below 25 in the first place
your final cope before you long ROPE

Oil

>>30209491
unironically 6 days

>>30208697
and now we play the waiting game

>>30209532
https://www.wsj.com/video/watch-jerome-powell-at-wsj-jobs-summit/10FF0DF9-C0E4-4215-8996-5E5BA991BBCE.html

>>30209499
FFFFUUU-

>>30209500
J P O W
WTF !

tell me what's going to happen

>>30209435
>the "tattoos ruining it" meme is getting boring
It's not a meme you junkie. Tatoos are disgusting.

>>30209364
My oil stocks aren't doing so amazingly and my copper stocks are fucking me in the ass

Oil bros I’m up biggly. Might have to take profits

OIL CHAD WHAT FUCK IS GOIN ON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>30208916
I'm in RDS.B
It's alright but hasn't performed as well for me as WTI, NOV, or CJ

Oh god. JPow is saying that inflation is increasing and fast. Sell sell sell

>are jobs going back?
>I would...hope...so...heh

POWELL SOUNDS NERVOUS

So is J Powell gonna save us?
Or are we all gonna die?

Suncor bros, is it over already??

>>30209512
kek, the WTFWT /smg/ update anon. Go fist his bloody leaking ass

You had a perfect opportunity to buy this and several other dips during the last 2 weeks. Don't hide, just buy.

RUG PULLED
RUG PULLED
RUG PULLED

JEROME YOU NIGGER

>>30209484
SPY did too

>>30209315
LULU & ETSY >>>>>>>

>>30209499
goy, you want your money to lose purchasing power, its good for you!

LAST THREAD!
I asked about how many millionaires are actually here.

Someone said four at least in SM Generals and a few in Crypto, but there USED to be 5.
Who was the 5th? What happened?

SELL FUCKING SELL FUCKING SELL SELL FUCKING SELL FUCKING SELL SELL FUCKING SELL FUCKING SELL SELL FUCKING SELL FUCKING SELL SELL FUCKING SELL FUCKING SELL

>>30209360
He's basically a cheerleader. Does anyone really expect him to say anything other than everything is peaches & cream?

>muh niggles need employment

>>30209547
are you getting a bearish vibe from what he's saying? it sounds like he's trying to stay neutral but he has some pain in his eyes

Let's go CLF

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4411310-cleveland-cliffs-reaping-benefits-of-well-timed-transformational-deals

>>30209593
You are REALLY fucking terrible in investing if your Oil stocks are doing bad right now.

Imagine if he had his portfolio pulled up on his phone while speaking.

Imagine if your words literally manipulated trillion dollar markets as you said them.

YIELDS SPIKING THE FUCK UP AGAIN

>>30209615
he's literally stumbling and shaking
it's gonna blow guys. he is clearly lying about inflation.

You had two months to invest in oil. Thanks for the help bobo, couldn't have stayed green without your help.

JPOW JUST SAID YOU NEED TO SELL PLTR

>>30209674
JPOW WTF
JPOW!!

>>30209617
Market usually goes down while he speaks

>>30209592
>junkie
drugs are a sin, tattoos are not

>>30209435
Not a meme.

>>30209203
AMWF, vietnamese dad, german mothers.

OIL CHADS WE ARE RECOVERING

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When will the SPAC genocide end? Holy shit

Not recovering this year. DUMP

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO "Not likely, not this year' SELL IT ALLL

>>30209706
WE ARE DOOMED

WHO IS THIS BUG-EYED FREAK ASKING HIM THESE QUESTIONS
ID BE NERVOUS TOO HAVING TO LOOK AT THAT GUY

>>30209315
In Becky we trust.
SBUX, ULTA, PTON, DIS, NFLX

please tell me oil is gonna dip already I wanna start making money

>>30209644
They didn't sell and lost -700k

>>30209531
ok trying not to sound like a shill but genuinely trying to give a heads up

https://investorplace.com/2021/03/skt-stock-tanger-factory-looks-to-ride-the-r-wallstreetbets-rocket-ship/

>wealth disperity between whites and blacks is diverging further

>>30209655
>-38k today
Oooffff

jpow is a bear, he's crashing this shit.

Nick Timiraos is a cute woman

GIVE ME THE FUCKING LINK YOU NIGGERS

THIS RETARD IS CRASHING THE FUCKING MARKET
RETARD BOOMER CAN'T DO HIS FUCKING JOB

>this fucking bobo interviewer
FUCK OF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

WE'RE WINNING BONDS BROS
JAMES BONDS BARRY BONDS
JAMES BONDS BARRY BONDS

>>30209654
He's being very bearish.

Next on the list:
Airlines and aircraft manufacturers

JPOWELL NO

SOXL, IT DO GO DOWN
https://youtu.be/P87BPGmZuyU

>>30209650
Of course not hehe, I accually hate the fed so much but it's always fun and cute when he talks

Alright, Powell hasn't mentioned anything to help the market yet. My thesis is wrong if he doesn't mention something being done, nothing is safe, he won't do anything, 50/50 shot we rebound tech like I expect or go down 3 more percent. Oil won't be safe neither, everything gonna chop unless he corrects himself soon and mentions he is doing something before the end of this. New advisory given here, fucking Jerome.

Please Jerome, fix things. No one will be safe if you don't. Do something and make my thesis right.

>>30209211
>filtered by some ink
i can only hope more women get tats

Screen cap Nick he will make for great reaction faces.

>>30209762
Nick Fuentes is a cute woman.

>>30209474
She knows what she’s doing.

JEROME SAMA
USE THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE
SAVE OUR CALLS

>>30209435
A couple tattoos are fine, only incels hate them

Jerome reminds me of when I was a kid and autistically told the truth about everything even if it was stupid to do so at the time.

Nick, Timmy... RAUS!

JEROME
SAVE
ME

>>30209722
It's only just begun

>>30209698
IT'S TOO MUCH, THE MARKET CAN'T HANDLE IT

Lol @ you hivemind oilfags. Already up 50% on SLGG

>>30209813
JPowell is an ugly woman

>>30209818
Really? You sure about that?

>>30209832
For yakuza sure

>>30209657
this is the top of my portfolio, all oil except WAL, but not amazing.

>>30209752
I haven't noticed. My oil stocks are doing great

>What would it take for us to raise interest rates?
>Right now the chances are 0

TSLA is starting to look like an attractive buy again.

>>30209737
Ooooooh. Oof.

WARNING
>Dead Cat Bounce

Which channel is JPow speaking on?

I had more optimism listening to Rishi's budget than this JPOW...

How do I invest in pasta?

COST and TSLA on sale

>>30209866

WE ARE PUMPING AGAIN

>>30209386
>Hear
>Shorted commodities
All signs point to yes.

How many times does he have to say "We will not raise interest rates" before they actually fucking believe it

CAUTION
CAUTION
CAUTION
PULL UP

>>30209188
i wont
just don't sell tech at the bottom to buy oil LOL

>>30209917
egg futures

>>30209769
https://www.wsj.com/video/watch-jerome-powell-at-wsj-jobs-summit/10FF0DF9-C0E4-4215-8996-5E5BA991BBCE.html

What's up with Vroom?

>>30209795
I don't think he will announce anything new, it's just a Q&A with WSJ, not a press conference

DON'T READ FUD POSTS
HIDE ALL BEAR IMAGES
REPORT ALL PINK WOJAKS

Positive thoughts only faggots always bullish

>>30209906
BET

>20% down on GTE

>>30209886
Do it faggot.

hi i am still learning about finance, but it seems to me borrowing money on margins and then setting a stop order so you cannot loose too much is a sure fire way to make money. am i missing something? any hot stock that the public is looking at is sure to go up at least 10%+, even if i am super conservative and safe it seems like i would be guaranteed to make fee money. The only time i would lose is if i bought at a peak or an unusual dip happens then I might lose 5-10% or what ever i set my stop order at.

the federal reserve has successfully made the world dependent on them for their livelihoods

Mission accomplished.

>>30209435
not a meme
tats are for whores and fags

Did he actually just fucking say that we have a long way to go before we're even on the road to recovery? Jesus christ

YES
HE'S FINALLY GOING TO SAVE US

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

Interest rates not being raised is good for the mortgage market right?

what's wrong with that dudes eyes?

>>30209886
>implying
2020 was the peak for TSLA and it had nothing to do with anything they made

>>30209120
I made that dip, cuck

Jerome is fucking dodging the bond question

>>30209965

Bro buy REI

>>30209965
>Oil spiking
>GTE going the literal opposite direction

That's what you get for investing into a meme penny stock.

>>30209996
based Œdipe

>turn off jpow stream
>notice ron paul is streaming
>immediately feel better

WHAT IS THE FUTURE STATE OF AMC?

>>30209518
I was just being happy that it pumped just after I bought it.
I have hard time handling being in red.

What the fuck?
>if inflation goes up as we expect, we expect we will be patient
WHAT DOES IT MEAN??

>>30209474
No, she's buying and selling many different things. You can literally get an email telling you what ARK is doing at the close of every trading day

>>30209917

Ebro foods.

>>30209990
That's a bullish signal

>>30209965
GTE is going back to .8

>>30209862
WE'RE BREACHING 1.5%

>>30209884

It's time, bros, bring out the bear pjs

>>30209769
>what is youtube?

Jerome just fucking admit you don't have any answers it would be a lot faster and less painful

>Are you going to raise raites faster and quicker than previously said
>It Depends

uh oh, bros

>>30210080
How? LOW IQ

Hello.

>>30209882
I have no idea what these oil picks are but they're clearly not doing too bad..

oil is literally boomer shit. Low-risk medium-gain kinda shit. If you're looking for meme gains, you need to be buying LEAPS or some lucrative credit spreads
My suncor LEAPS are leveraging me up around 3x right now with less risk compared to going NRGU or something (since I can choose not to roll over my LEAPS to a higher strike and de-leverage naturally)

>>30210115

NRGU CHADS

$$160

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MARKET FUCIKING CRASHING
SENILE BOOMER RETARD JEROME

Housing Market confirmed not to crash in 2021

>We will raise interest rates at full employment
Won't this cause companies to never hire people so they can keep the money printer brrring forever?

POWELL AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK.


I'M RUUUUUINED

IT'S CRASHING AGAIN WHAT HE SAY NOW?

Do I sell my paypal?

>>30210152
he just said until we meet certain conditions there is no chance for increasing interest rates

>>30208579
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30210148
I don't think he would live another week if he broke down and admitted that live

>>30210055
Below $8 will never reach $20, even after lock down

>>30210064
they won't raise rates right away, instead letting it hover slightly above 2% for a while

>>30210110
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
GAME OVER
GAME OVER

>>30210152
>Nasdaq immediately drops .5%

FUCK

holy shit the bond yield is mooning

>>30210009
Mortgage rates have a historic mean of being about twice the 10 yr yield and weakly correlated to federal funds rate.

VIX VIX VIX

BUY THE VIX

SQQQ

SELL EVERYTHING

NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC NO YCC

I HAVE NO FAITH IN THE CENTRAL BANK, BRING BACK DECENTRALIZED BANKS LIKE JACKSON WOULD'VE WANTED

STOP TALKING ABOUT RAISING RATES
LOW RATES FOREVER
INFLATION LOW FOREVER
THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO FUCKING SAY YOU RETARD PRICE SIGNAL MONKEY

>>30209986
>and then setting a stop order so you cannot loose too much is a sure fire way to make money
That's buy high sell low and it's a surefire to end up bankrupt. Hedgefunds also manipulate prices to raid stop loss orders and then pump the price back up.

>use our tools

>>30210207
PULL UP
CAUTION
PULL UP

>>30210148
If he did that the entire market would crash and his head would be on the chopping block

>>30208579
LOSE .05% EVERY TIME JEROME SAYS INFLATION!!!!!!!!!!

>>30209990
it means the recovery we saw right now is not actually recovery and we'll see the REAL recovery later on (in oil stocks that is)

America is so fucked

short to 0

>>30210189
why?
i wouldnt
im not holding it though

sorry im a retard but what if the effect powell is saying? bayes effect, banes effect, james effect?????????

Look at the cliff dive on SLGG. Glad I'm in oil.

>I'm just joshing we are all gonna make it

>>30209884

This interviewer looks like a deepfake, jesus christ.

>>30210063
I WANTED it to go down today to buy more but now I'm not buying shit until it stops pumping.

AMRS bros... I NEED COPIUM

Holy shit
>buy the dip they said
Holy shit
>buy the dip they said
Holy shit
>buy the dip they said
Holy shit
>buy the dip they said

load up on sqqq?

>>30209129
Buy some MRO calls .

>big brain?
>big brain
Fuck these guys seriously. They really have a god complex.

NEW
>>30210334
>>30210334
>>30210334
>>30210334

raise the 10 year yield and dump the markets

>>30210186
he is saying they are not going to raise interest rates until at least unemployment is fixed. Time estimate: at least 3 years.

>Is the fed going to continue purchasing assets?
if the fed was going to begin tapering the asset purchasing we would announce it well in advance.

>should the economy be concerned with inflation
inflation is only a concern if people don't trust the central bank

I mean these are just terrible answers imo

>>30210256

TERRAIN

TERRAIN

JPOW JUST SAID

INFLATION IS PSSYCHOLOGICAL


LOOLL ITS GONNA CRASH

10 YEAR SHORTS WIN

wtf is going on with this faggot's eye while interviewing Jpow?

>>30210270
Fucking can't wait for opec to shut you oilfags up.

e bought the dip ? dump it again

>>30210357
WE GAAN

FUCKING START THE YCC. RIGHT FUCKIN NOW JPOW YOU STUPID FUCK

>>30210256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlr2ZMTc52E&t=65s

>>30210308
Buy more fren I sold my call for a loss cuz I saw that I fell for the meme.

>>30210055
Sold mine already.

>>30210107
Yes and? My average price is 1 dollar. If it only goes up 1% when the fucking oil its tied to is up 6%, it's a fucking scam

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

Well, worst possibility has come to pass. Jerome ain't doing shit. Everyone is in danger. Beware. We might get a miracle and go up or hold steady anyways, but prepare for red. Oilchads, you won't be safe neither. We all go down together.

>>30209951
True, but he could of gave an update or a willingness to do more.

>>30210243
This.
Someone needs to bomb the FED in fortnite.

>>30210374
Rising oil prices is a guarantee retard.
Buy more GME and SNDL :^)

>>30210372

>>30210374
>OPEC
ahahaha oh yes thank you OPEC for today

>>30210240
>BUY THE VIX
Should have bought before market started, now it's kind of risky, things may recover yet.

Holy kek. Powell is going to tighten conditions and cause mass layoffs. Fuck the poor anyways

JEROME WHAT THE FUCK? WE’RE GONNA CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Treasury 10yr yields

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30210155
lol you're a retard

Oil crash oil crash oil crash oil crash

>>30209871
yakuza members cover their tattoos though

>>30208693
SM

>jpow finished
>stocks springing back up

that was quick

all blood red except oil
SU SM