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How did you quit your last job /biz/? I got an offer I would be stupid to refuse, and my current work strung me along for 1.5 years for a promotion that never materialised. Gonna resign next week most likely and cannot fucking wait.

>> No.30183877

>>30183161
They fucked around with scheduling for 9 months, promising the moon to get me to stay and accept the lousy conditions. So I waited until multiple staff had just gone on vacation and left for another job without telling anyone.

>> No.30184046

>>30183877

Thats pretty good, I would love to do that but I feel like I have to take the cuck option and try to be professional

>> No.30184089

Decided midway through a Monday that I didn't want to work there anymore. Told my supervisor Wednesday would be my last day. Got escorted off the premises by the big manager Wednesday at lunch because everyone in the office stopped working to say goodbye.

>> No.30184228

Wagie at a retail store right before Christmas, we were stretched thin with staff and the holidays were going to murder us with the amount of work that needed doing. When I left so did 3 other people because they knew shit was going to be doomed with just one person down. I still did it with 2 weeks notice though.

>> No.30184275

Pretty similar to >>30184089 except I didn't tell my boss or supervisor I was leaving. Fuck em. Just decided that a Wednesday was going to be my last day, said goodbye to everyone, and walked out during lunch

>> No.30184278

>>30183161
>>30184046
Don't be professional for them, they couldn't give 2 fucks about you.
Be professional becuase if you aren't it might bite you on the ass someday.

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I just stopped showing up.

>> No.30184415

Decided like halfway through my shift (wage cuckin it) that I was done there and just carried out the rest of the day's work as normal, said bye to my coworkers like tomorrow would be another normal day, and just didn't show up or answer any calls after that.

>> No.30184661

I got a really shitty restaurant job while traveling to make some extra coin.
when i had enough i waited until payday Friday, and just didnt show up for my next shift.
the manager called me
>where are you? Your supposed to be here!
>ahhh well, im actually at the airport right now
>is this a fucking joke?!?!
>nope, can you please send my income tax form to *click*

feels good man

I had to send the government after them for my tax slip too.

>> No.30184830

>>30183161
Had high stress admin job at $90k.
Had enough in investments to quit and live within my means, but was still on fence due to "job security" and what people would think.
Went on 2 week vacation overseas, scuba dived, met women, had the most fun I had in 10 years.
Decided on plane home to quit, wrote resignation email to HR right after.
Still the best decision I ever made.

>> No.30184859

still try to have profit with this erc gas?
what a tard, use BSC systems, hold SWG and see rewards every day

>stop spending your time with trashtokens

>> No.30184900

I'm going to kill myself in a few weeks. I guess that will be quitting my job. I'm gonna do it over Easter holidays so it doesn't mess up the business too much.

>> No.30184952

>>30183161
> old manager of group was best I'd ever had
> gave me all the hard stuff, put me in charge as team lead
> he decides to change jobs
> new manager gives me nothing to do
> demoted me from team lead to bugfixer
> obviously hates me but needs me
> because I am the most competent guy in the group
> anything complicated, I'm the only one capable
> I ask contract agency to find me a new contract
> they ignore me, don't even give me my annual review
> obvious that they don't want to pay me an increased hourly
> finally after six months of being bored out of my skull
> I hand in a letter of resignation
> "I resign, my final day is March 19."
> "Sincerely, Anonymous"
> manager throws shitfit
> screaming furious at my betrayal
> calls contract agency and demands they force me to stay
> leave anyway
worked for me

>> No.30185188

>Be the only person there who can use an archaic system.
>Get strung along for a year for a promotion that never appeared.
>Got a better offer.
>Handed in my notice.
>They suddenly managed to offer me the promotion.
>Told them it was too late.
>They asked me to stay on for 4 weeks to train someone on the system.
>Had 3 weeks of holiday left to use.
>Told them I would not take it if they paid me 2x the value of the holiday.
>They agreed.
>Did nothing for 4 weeks and gave the replacement guy a bunch of irrelevant shit to read.

They're fucked.


>>30184900

>> No.30185212

I’ve worked two main jobs since I entered the job market at 17

I’m currently at a restaurant that I’ve been at for about 8 years (minus 6 months when I quit there for the short term) the other one I worked at for about 2 and a half years before I quit. For both of those jobs, the times I quit it was a relatively easy process that I felt was worth it at the time.

If you get to the point that you’re consistently depressed or upset about the fact that you have to head to work then it’s most likely the time to quit

>> No.30185434

Used to work for an American call centre based here.
One of the top 10 so I thought I was set for life. Constant barrage of burgers calling and going ballistic about payments not going through, sending wrong payments, being scammed over air Jordan's and wheezys. One particular cunt on the phone just wont let up. Tell him to fuck off, pick up my shit and leave.

>> No.30185614

Quit a job during a wave a resignations. I had lunch with my N+2 telling me how I could ask for anything and he would try to make me stay. I took my resignation letter from my pocket and asked him to sign while saying "I'll think about it"
I'm currently on the process to quit my current company, it's boring, my coworkers are, at most, retarded childs, and I've been promised a promotion that's never gonna come. Now they are fucking up with raises without officially communicating about it. I have to find a based way to go.

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>>30183161
I've never quit a job before.

>> No.30185753

>>30184661
based

>> No.30185802

>>30185614

I feel you, its been a year and a half of "we will be moving you to this band at this pay just need x to sign off" then its "now another director needs to sign" then "covid has required us to do a pay freeze (record profit and other people are getting promoted).

If they get pissy in the exit interview ill tell them to get fucked, so unproffessional and petty how they handled it

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>>30183161
>First day on dishwashing job
>Chinese boss starts yelling
>Throw shirt away and walk out

I was basically homeless for 2 months after that because desire for freedom and independence is so strong that I'd rather be homeless than anyone's shit so I begged for money for a few months until i had enough money to rent out a storage unit, and from there I selling shit locally and on ebay, then eventually i made enough to move off the street and into a room at some cuck's apartment from there I just did a bunch of freelancing shit to keep my room, mostly bike delivery, then i taught myself how to code and graphic design, now i freelance and make like 50k a year. I'm currently trying to expand in outdoor's gear business or something so i don't rely on computer work to bring home the bacon.

I'm never working for anyone ever again. I'm a force of pure will with no equal.

>> No.30185877

what do you even say when you made it with crypto and you dont have to work anymore(obviously not the truth). Can't say you are travelling because covid.

>> No.30185968

>>30184900
Hey anon, I can't tell you what to do. But it would be pretty cool if you wouldn't kill yourself

>> No.30186073

>>30185968
I agree with this anon

>> No.30186131

>>30184900
Fuck the business bro who cares.
Why would you an hero when you can still do a 100x on some random shitcoin by end of year

>> No.30186141

>>30185802
>covid
Covid is the perfect excuse for everything. But like the other Anon said, stay professionnal when you quit, so it doesn't bite you in the ass later

>> No.30186209

>Stuck in traffic one morning, do U-turn, pull into side street and call my manager, "I quit"
>Called in sick three days in a row, third they asked for doctor's note, told them I quit
Been fired twice, the rest I gave good notice and trained my replacement because they weren't cunts.

>> No.30186273

>got an offer to develop a system for a company
>money was fixed
>no clear requirements
>it was most likely going to be a shitfest
>accept because why the fuck not
>give my two weeks
>current boss offers me 100k (up from 70k)
>accept, tell other fucker to fuck off
I'm in the same situation as before, but make more.
Feels good man.exe

>> No.30186293

>>30183161
i never quit a job, i just come to work and stop working. they eventually catch on and fire me. i never sign any disciplinary paperwork, that's key, because without that paper trail they cant deny you unemployment.

>> No.30186313

>>30185869
Kudos

>> No.30186555

worked as an architect in a mid sized office. when everyone HAD to cut hours 50% due to covid they wanted us to work fulltime anyways.
i came 50% because im a chad so they kicked me out due some nonesense.
literally all the other employees kept comming full time, so i waited till my last day and just left

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30186557

>>30183161
>be me
>between jobs but know how to fit tires
>walk into tire shop
>give boomer FIRM handshake
>hired
>boomer boss promises $21 an hour
>breddy gud
>work there for a week, breaking my back on truck tires and other heavy shit
>payday comes
>look at payslip
>$13/h
>whatthefuck.wav
>go ask Boss, maybe it’s a mistake
>AINT NO MISTAKE SON TAKE OR LEAVE IT
>yeah nah yeah get fucked cunt
>get changed in the toilet
>hand back sweaty uniform
>say goodbye to the br/o/s
>walk out at peak hour

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30186667

Mine wasnt at all bad.
As much as I despise being a wagie in general.

My work colleagues treated me with respect while I worked there as a truck driver. Sometimes the yard hands who load/offload my truck would leave me a can of Cola or a some lunch. In turn I'd Buy 12 or 16 cans of energy drinks whenever I refuelled at the servo and put it in their fridge. Or Id order pizza delivered to site when Im in a different state.

One day I just told my boss
>I'm retiring.
And I offered an 8 week's notice (I only legally had to give 2) offering to train up the new driver up to my standard.
He was bewildered how I managed to do it, so we sat down over lunch and explained generally how it happened. I feel for him, worked hard all his life, which is why I kept my my financial affairs quiet.

Then I went my own way, got a handshake on the way out, and if I ever wanted a job I was always welcome back.
I still send pizzas on occasion.

>> No.30186865

>>30183161
last job i had was amazon warehouse.
my last 3 days (3x12 overnight shift), i scanned my badge at the front turnstyles, clocked in on my phone, and then just left. HR sent me some emails about me not being on site for my shift but i gave them some bullshit and had already put in my leave notice. still got paid for that week fuck them.

>> No.30187135

>>30185877
Peacefully exsisting

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>>30183161
>tfw too much social anxiety to quit
I also have a bunch of projects I'm supposed to finish. I don't know how to get out this, I wanted to quit 6 months after I started and now it's been almost 2 and a half years

>> No.30187264

>>30183161
Inherited enough money to quit and quit. Never going back to waging again. Just be lucky bro

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>>30183161
>3 person team, 1 boss and me and another coworker
>coworker quits
>boss goes on 2 vacations in 3 weeks
>tell my boss i need a raise if im gonna be doing 3 peoples jobs
>no
>let work start piling up
>start showing up late
>watch Office Space for the first time (this was a bad idea)
>big client needs some work done
>tell my boss to do it or fire me so i can collect neet bux
>get fired

>> No.30187289

>>30187268

That fucking movie will ruin your brain if you have any doubts about your current job

>> No.30187312

Stopped going :)

>> No.30187343

>>30187229
>bunch of projects I'm supposed to finish
If that's doable in a few months you should do it, if you don't want to be an asshole. If we're talking years then just tell your boss that you're going to quit and explain to him that you're willing to pass on your expertise to the next guy and help him out for a couple of weeks before quitting.

>> No.30187655

>>30184900
thinking like that is so narrow minded, theres more to life than work. silly reason to end it

>> No.30187700

>>30184900
Don't go to hell bro

>> No.30188064

>working retail
>didn't care too much for it some days were good some days bad
>dad sadly died but his father revised his will to include only me on it
>granddad was a brain surgeon had a hefty 7 figure trust fund that would instantly be put in my name
>only thing to "receive" it was to do something I wanted to do with no limits
>out in 2 week notice when I got the news
>store manager does that shit where they "offer" you a raise to get you to stay
>told him no you'd have to match my "new pay"
>"well how much is that anon?"
>93k per year
>he just says "no" and I leave a week early.

Currently doing nothing cause of covid rn but atleast I have money.

>> No.30188105

>>30184900
Anon don't kill yourself! I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself anon.

>> No.30188374

>>30186667
Based

>> No.30188710

>>30184900
kek, don't forget about 2 weeks notice

>> No.30188988

>>30185877
Who cares why would you justify anything? Personal reasons and none of their business.

>> No.30189269

>>30183161
Got caught with pot, cops informed my company, company fired me.

>> No.30189661

>>30184830
basado
what county

>> No.30190117

The only thing I'm good at is callcenter shit, never had the balls to walk out of one because if you do that you get no neetbucks around here. Fortunately I always managed to get fired some way or another when I was fed up

>> No.30190181

THAT’S THE END!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahAHHA
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I UNDERSTAND WHAT TO DO
YOU WILL STAY POOR ON THIS BIZ
JUL STAKING ON JULSWAP
2300$ FROM 33000$ FOR A MONTH

>> No.30190260

>>30183161
I just stopped going in.

>> No.30190676

>>30183161
I blocked my boss from whatsapp and I assumed they assumed I wouldn't be working there anymore.

>> No.30190860

>>30186865
Similar experience. I was an ambassador dealing with people who didn't want to work and management didn't want to help so I quit in the middle of the day three months after I was "promoted". Anons if you're offered a promotion without more money don't take it. You'll end up being the fall 99.99% of the time

>> No.30190888

>>30183161
This wasn't my last job but anyways. Sent a text message to my manager that they can consider me sick... indefinitely. This was like 20 minutes before her shift was over and there wasn't anyone readily available to replace me the next morning.

>> No.30190914

I had to quit before I got fired

>> No.30191100

>>30183161
Got covid and they guilted me to work through it. My line of work being replaced or shutting things down isnt really that easy. I asked if there was some sort of compensation from the agency, there was obviously none. Went on my planned pto and then put in my 2 weeks to my boss(cool and understanding guy) in the form of a knock knock joke. This whole situation has made me rethink my career path.

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>>30191100
>knock knock
>who's there?
>i
>i who?
>i quit

>> No.30191359

>>30191244
KEK

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>>30191244

>> No.30191540

>>30191244
More like
>Knock knock
>Who's there?
>2 weeks notice
>Bruh

Got along really well with my team and boss and I told them all I was probably going to quit. Boss said it was funny but probably anyone else would have called me an asshole. Going to miss them, but i couldnt care for that place desu.

>> No.30191790

Had a job on the road for a fucking kike that was jewing me, started going to interviews instead of my jobs, got a job, quit next day.

>> No.30192012

>>30183877
Nice

>> No.30193587

>>30185869
Unbelieveably based

>> No.30193879

Thinking of leaving my grocery clerk job this morning and trying to find something with a better pay ; only worked there 5 days.

Should I?

>> No.30193979

>>30183161
i worked at EY in the audit practice. i was tired of working 45-50 hours a week in my off season and 60 hours a week in busy season (with a 1 hour commute each way) so i found a new job and quit with 2 weeks notice. i'm in the northeast. i did my exit interview in the parking lot of some small shithole client doing a spinoff. the person doing the exit interview was based in texas, never met them before in my life. i just lied and said i enjoyed working there, just to save us both time. truly a fucking awful company to work for.

>> No.30194044

>boss in shitty mood because AC broke
>makes backhanded comments about my performance when I’m easily the best employee in years
>get into argument over being understaffed going into busy season
>he says it’s a right to work state and to “go home”
>go home, never go back

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>>30183161
I was working as a gardener for a really hot bimbo whose husband died. I was always alone watering plants and cleaning up, very comfy
One day I see on my phone that btc was mooning
>oh shit
I have to finish up fast and go back home
Go home, mid way through realize that I left the water on
Get back as fast as I can
Whole garden is flooded
get fired when she comes back

>> No.30194501

I work in manufacturing as an engineer right now and I think I’m going to put in my 2 weeks notice on Monday. 3 years of bullshit and increasing stress. My team has gone from 5 to 2 people, and my performance review was shitty despite being the only one who ever helps out. Fuck this company. Gonna be stressful to live off of savings and find new work, but I’ve become complacent in this shithole.

>> No.30194767

>>30193979
wtf is this exit interview shit i keep hearing about?

>> No.30194955

>>30194767
usually some dumb bitch in the HR department, sometimes hundreds or thousands of miles away if it's a shared services HR department, asks you questions off a script. often these HR retards have literally no idea what you do for a living despite you both working for the same company. if you're smart, you just save yourself some time and go through the motions with canned responses because it's not like any of your complaints will be addressed by anyone of any importance, if the HR retard even transcribes your thoughts correctly.

it's basically the classic corporate niggerbrain move of putting someone in charge of something when they have no fucking idea what they're doing, but hey we made someone accountable for doing something so it must be good for the company!

>> No.30195080

>>30194955
so what happens if you choose not to attend the exit interview?

>> No.30195147

>>30195080
nothing. although it might be in your best interest if you need to discuss typical wagie topics like accessing your 401k after your quit, confirming your address for w2 tax forms, etc.

>> No.30195306

>>30195147
oh fair enough, im not from the US so i dont have to deal with that shit. our 401k equivalent is accessible after we leave a job and can transfer it to another fund if need be

>> No.30195616

>>30194263
how did you not fuck her?

>> No.30195675

>>30184661
Based, worked a shitty pub job when I backpacked Australia and wish I'd done this

>> No.30196001

>>30194767
It's when they pretend to care about you now that they've failed so badly you've left. They left you suggest things or complain but they don't really care. To me it's the same as what the other anon said, you just lie and say it was fine so you don't burn bridges.

>> No.30196103

My college years worked at a rite aid for 1.5 years loved it, quit to take a break new supervisors were shit anyway. I day i was late and one of the supervisors asked if i walk to the job. Told him usually i walk but that day I ran kek. After the break took a job at CVS near my college, worked a day and just realized i did not want to do that job ever again. Didnt show up the next day no call no nothing. Manager calls me and i say yea not showing up anymore, he offered to meet up in my neigborhood to give me the check, i refused (im female) thought he was creepy. 10 years later CVS mails me a check for one day of work, think it was 40 or 50 bucks kek

>> No.30196896

>live in Germany
>job has a 3 months notice period, can only quit at the end of a quarterly period
>do nothing all day but fill out excel sheets for the sales management
>can't for the life of me find another job in my field (I got a mechatronics degree 2 years ago)
What do? If I quit my parents will kick me out and I live in the most expensive city of the entire country

>> No.30196977

>>30196896
Quit without giving notice. Line another job up first

>> No.30197002

>>30196103
wtf you worked one day and he was simping that hard? men r such cucks

>> No.30197097

>>30183161
I went into Seaworld HR to get job. As usual the job I wanted was taken so I took "Arctic zone" as my new position. I was told it would be cold and I could wear a hoodie. I used to do a lot of landscaping in the FL heat so any job in doors was a blessing. I showed up and not 3 hours into my shift they sat me at a child s game in the direct sun with no cover. I left at lunch and just never came back. Quit on the first day.

>> No.30197199

>>30196103
Post feet

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>>30183161
"Most likely"

You're not gonna do it are you anon? You're gonna continue to take it up the ass huh anon? You like that?

>> No.30197299

>>30196977
I think I could get into legal trouble for that because I signed a contract

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>>30183161
I've quit twice now

>first job was for a defense contractor. During the hiring process they told me I'd be doing programming and troubleshooting of computer systems on naval ships, I thought 'badass!'. On day one they pulled the rug from under me and said I'd be doing 40 hrs per week of CAD electrical work. I stayed for 6 days, and on the last day, I slept in till 11a, walked in with jeans & t shirt right to my boss's cube, and said I quit. He was fucking furious

>last job I quit was a great job, but the pay was shit. This was during COVID so I typed up some long ass Thank You and Goodbye to my boss. We had a good Zoom chat saying goodbye and that was it

the most based part about all this (in my feeble mind at least) is that job 1 gave me a sick golf polo and a coffee mug on day 1, and that coffee mug is the main coffee mug I've used for years now. ahhhhhh, coffee...

>> No.30197429

>>30194501
You won't do it wagie. Prove me wrong

>> No.30197621

>>30184900
might as well go all in on a shitcoin and see if you become a millionaire. Quit your job take out a loan against all your assets and live like a king in the mean time. If it works you have made it money and can pay back the loan if it doesn't at least you didn't die being a wagie

>> No.30197998

>>30197299
Then you're SOL, sorry

>> No.30198301

>>30197299
stop being such a german cuck. remember your ancestors nearly took all of europe be a chad like they were

>> No.30198482

>>30186557
Lol smug over what? You got fucked man. Should have stole something back from them

>> No.30198592

>>30197429
If PRQ hits $4 I will quit the same day and make a follow up post.

>> No.30199300

>>30183161
one time i got a job as a removalist, the guy they put me with was some boomer, smart ass who wouldnt get off his ass and help me lift anything and kept bitching that i was moving too slow. i was breaking my back carrying stuff into this empty house on my own and he decided to go on lunch and leave me alone with the truck/house/all belongings, i heard a train pull into the station nearby so i just dropped everything and jumped on, went home. got a bunch of angry messages and missed calls later but they couldnt do shit, i was busy playing final fantasy 12 by that point.
seriously how do these one job per life slave wagie's brains work?

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>have fabrication job where manager is supposed to train me
>he half assed-ly tells me stuff and is then basically like fuck off and figure it out
>usingmachinerythatcouldkillme.exe
>start feeling like shit because guy is an ass and doesn't help me learn yet expects me to know everything
>get yelled at for minor stuff
>one day he drives the forklift while it's still plugged into the charger mounted above it on the wall
>crashestothefloor.exe
>see an arc of electricity shoot from it
>he laughs it off
>later on helping him install a giant ass fan for a spray booth and he yells at me for grabbing the wrong drill bit.

I decided in that moment I was done so I went to the office/design manager and was like "I'm done". It really just pisses me off when someone treats you like a retard yet they don't fucking teach you anything, plus the fact that if I made a small mistake I would get berated yet when my boss almost broke a 20k forklift charger and could have killed someone he laughed it off. If I did that he would have probably fired me on the spot.

>> No.30199837

>>30184900

Don't do it

>> No.30199843

>>30183877
>So now I work at burger king instead of McDonalds.

>> No.30200035

I'm so on and off about quiting my job. It's so fucking busy in the summer that I have no life. And covid has just made it so much worse. My social life is crushed, no friends where I live. Not healthy for a young man. I'm getting hit with a big tax bill due to crypto too so I should probably stay for the next while. I just want to be able to live off my crypto so I can try shit out that I wouldn't mind doing the rest of my life.

>> No.30200109

lol, this niggers want to shill fucking trash on /biz/
I don’t trust this spam
>SWG and BSC
>This is our future

>> No.30201133

I was working at a shitty petrol station paying my way through uni. One night I got drunk and hooked up with this super hot 19 year old. And that very night I was lucky enough to take her home and cum inside her tight little pussy. It felt like heaven. Next morning my alarm went off at 5am to get up to go to work. I rolled over, took one look at this stunning girl lying next to me asleep and just decided that no job in the world was worth this moment. So I just switched off my phone and went back to sleep. I was the only person on shift at the petrol station. So it just never opened at 6am like it was meant to. In the end some rando called the regional office and a district manager had to come in on their Sunday to open the store and work the till like a chump until somebody could find a relief. I spent all day in bed hungover and blowing load after load into this girls tight little teenage pussy. We ended up dating for a few months afterwards. I've made a lot of mistakes in life. But I'll always remember that day wasn't one of them.

Buy ERSDL

>> No.30201346

>>30200035
i did that shit for 5 years, afternoon shift so so social life. absolutely depressing. as far as work went i was afternoon guy, kind of a good gig at first because its just me and some floor worker on the other side of the factory who i barely talk to or see, problem was though literally anything that went wrong was just blamed on me, i would get bitched at every fucking day walking in about something i didnt do, but even if i could prove it wasnt my fault theyd been seething about me all day so i am just a worthless piece of shit to everyone on day shift. just started not giving a fuck and found that nobody really cared either way, i learned how to get almost no work done at night but still look like i did something, this lasted about 3 years before the overall depression caught up and i just started breaking shit, smoking cigarettes in the factory, sitting on my phone all shift etc. they finally fired me after 3 strikes when i got caught not wearing safety gloves, the first 2 being from late arrival. i was kind of in shock for awhile after leaving but cashed out my super, started fucking with crypto and ive never slept better

>> No.30201619

>>30185188
My man.

A double-dip fucking, absolutely beautiful.

>> No.30201698

LOong story short don't buy any crap like ersdl or other fag stuff, literally get yourself a bag of bird.money and relax

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>>30184900
Checked and suicide pilled.

>> No.30202044

>>30185869
Im happy you found coding, it is an extremely powerful tool in this day and age.

>> No.30202115

>>30201346
I know this feel. I am mostly night shift at this job and it's been that way for 3 years. It's a seasonal job but this year I'm back to work way fucking early. I'm on days now but come summer its night shift (less stressful, but everything bad is always night shift's fault.) The money is good but I swear I'd be more content with some gay 8 hr office job and a life.

>> No.30202167

Showed up and tried to sell employees weed and got fired so I could collect unemployment

>> No.30202177

>>30186557
so... you got played like a fiddle?

>> No.30202207

>>30201133
Fucking based.

>> No.30202447

On my last day I sent an e-mail to my manager (with his boss, the HR manager and the CEO as CC) describing in detail why and how he was one of the shittiest managers I had ever had, and how most of his underlings were too scared of him to tell him that to his face.

Turns out his superiors took action, and the shitty manager was fired a few weeks later. I fucked up my reference in order to save my co-workers from working in the most fucked up conditions I have ever encountered. Guy was a legit nutjob.

>> No.30202475

>>30197299
This isn’t slavery. You can quit whenever

>> No.30202485

>>30186557
This is literally illegal

>> No.30202754

>>30185869
Dangerously based.

>> No.30203077

>>30199551
you should NEVER take abuse from a boss at your JOB, EVER.

>> No.30203277

>Post your job and salary threads
>Everyone on 6 figures and high up in their field

>Quit job stories
>Everyone is some basic retail wagie

You larping bastards

>> No.30203370

>>30202475
Contracts exist for a reason. If the contract states that he needs to give 1-3 months notice before walking, then that is what needs to happen. If he just walks off, the company can document what kind of losses they experience due to the employee not abiding by the contract (loss of revenue, hiring a temp, training the temp, etc), and go to court to make the former employee cover their costs. And if the company execs are spiteful, they'll just rack up the bill as much as fucking possible.

>> No.30203546

>I’m resigning
> Can you do xyz anon
>No
> Walked out on the spot

>> No.30204063

>>30183161
> my current work strung me along for 1.5 years for a promotion that never materialised
I've kind of stopped caring about promotions, so that by itself isn't a reason for me to jump ship. The difference between a senior/staff/manager/director/etc position is really minimal when you get down to it. The salary increases aren't enough to meaningfully impact your quality of life, you're still chained to your computer for 40+ hours every week, and you still deal with the same kind of "office politics" bullshit at every level.

>> No.30204076

>>30203277
>Thread about precious metals
>Everyone on /biz/ owns precious metals and thinks the stock market is about to crash

>Thread about stocks
>Everyone on /biz/ owns stocks and hates precious metals

>Thread about magic mushrooms
>Everyone on /biz/ uses psychedelics

When will you newfag retards understand that certain kinds of threads attracts certain kinds of people? /biz/ is a collective of people from all walks of life with different opinions, jobs and experiences, and these people are drawn to different kinds of threads.

>> No.30204184

>>30183161
>be me
>drug addict
>go away for 8 months
>take fmla and std, Ltd
>find a new job in a new career
>tell old boss I’m not coming back
>tell them im a crackhead
>sympathy
>gives me bonus, wagies, trendies, bonus
>don’t have to pay back premium
>invested all my std into crypto
>6 figure hell

This is how you escape wage slavery

>> No.30204466

>>30184900
At least go meditate in the woods till exposure takes you, have a good death.

>> No.30204547

>>30186557
similar experience here
honesty fuck the /o/ industry

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>>30183161
I'm a software engineer. At my previous position I was junior level but wrote the flagship feature for our software. I had a lot of knowledge on it, was active in that space for years. Took a year to implement and it got a lot of attention. I was the sole maintainer.
When annual performance reviews came around, I got a $5k promotion from $70k to $75k. I made the argument that my contributions were significant enough to justify more. I requested $90k and mid-level status. Supervisor said he's "run it up the chain", but 6 months later I didn't hear anything about it.
Got a new position in the same area, mid-level, $115k salary. Putting in my resignation and announcing my last day during morning stand-up was heavenly.

>> No.30204993

>>30201133
indisputably based

>> No.30205041

>>30204076
You spastic newfag, complete swing and a miss there.

Your examples are specific topics so you don't expect people not interested in metals to be in a thread about it.
A "post your job and salary" thread isn't exclusively for high earners, it is for anyone with a job.
Same as this thread, you are essentially saying "quit job sorties" is for minimum wagies only? Retarded logic.

>> No.30205060

>>30204076
zoomers are the cancer of the internet

>> No.30205242

>>30183161
I quit hard. I got dabbed on by coworkers and my “boss”. Some fat bald manlet wagie named bill.

So I filed an OSHA complaint that was validated. So if they fired me it would have been retaliation, so they got dabbled on in return. Was looking forward to a lawsuit.

>> No.30205337

>>30196103
>i refused (im female)
Post bobs and vagen but seriously what made you know want to work at CVS? I'm curious as to what you experience was

>> No.30205375

>>30183161
Love affair. Rejected.

>> No.30205448

>>30197299
Play forklift simulator and forget about it

>> No.30205571

>>30183161
My last job my manager quit. So the owner made himself manager & me the assistant manager. The owner was never around, so that meant I did all the work of a manager without a raise. I did that for a couple weeks until I was like fuck this & quit. All of a sudden he was able to offer me a 40% raise to try to get me to stay. Sorry you filthy jew, should have done that before you tried exploiting me. Small business owners are worst

>> No.30205644

>>30205041
High level positions usually don't have very dramatic endings, do they? Most people resign and keep their heads down in order to not fuck up their reference.
Shit tier jobs with shit tier management usually end very dramatically, and have a high turnover so there's more people with more stories.

Naturally there will be more people with shit tier jobs who have interesting stories about quitting their jobs. See the pattern?

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I was working at a gym on a US base in Germany for $11 / hr. Its notoriously a do-nothing job, but at one point some new cuckbags took over management and intentionally tried to make it painful to work there. Useless tasks, micromanaging, watching security footage to make sure wagie isn't idle, reprimanding being 5 minutes late, "make sure you TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT". Intolerable for such low pay. The job was designed for retirees who just want to stay legally in Germany under NATO-SOFA. New managers were insufferable as people.
After 2 weeks of that I began applying for anything. Got extremely lucky and landed a 9-month contract in Afghanistan: $160k all expenses paid. It was June and I had to report in November, so 5 months left of the gym waging shit. I could not officially quit the gym job. When you do that they revoke your ID, base privileges, everything. I needed the SOFA continuity to slide into the contracting job. I told noone about the new job. I sold all my shit including my car. I took all my annual leave but still had 4 months left of waging. I made up a story about my dad being sick.
>Ah dood, my dad, he hurt his leg bro, he's on the pills! I gotta go help him!
I took extended family medical sick leave (paid). I finally told a boomer coworker what I was doing. He "retired" the next week. 2 other coworkers quit. That left 1 staff to operate all 3 shifts at the gym. Managercucks had to start doing the useless tasks they came up with. They were seething. They actually went through the channels to VERIFY my family-medical leave. I had my dad forge a doctors note.
>Aaah, I can't walk dood! I'm on these pills now
I pulled this off up until November. Sent my boss an email saying I won't be coming back. He replied me with all the 2 week official "outprocessing" procedures. I didn't do any of it. I gave my keys to the one staff remaining. Told him what I was doing and convinced him to quit. Last I saw, the gym still has no staff.

>> No.30205816

>work helpdesk part time making $14/hr busting my ass all day stressed out
>got fired for screwing in some hard drives incorrectly
>signed up for grubhub
>now I am making $18-25/hr with 0 stress driving around listening to music all day
>finally have extra money to invest in crypto

>> No.30205842

I just walked the fuck out boss was like where ya going lol not here

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>work as semi-truck tech
>get paid less than an average cashier at a supermarket
>always stressed, tired, and beat up physically
>they change my schedule
>fuck it I'm out
>hand my resignation paper to whoever, didn't give a fuck
>finally free
>no plan, no job
>enjoy life for 1 month
>start an online business with the last $ I've got
>it's a success
>enjoy life doing fucking nothing all day and earning decent cash
>get fucked by google in december

>> No.30206292

>>30183161
Never give 2 weeks notice. Would an employer extend the same courtesy to you if they fired you? No, they would not. When I have quit jobs I looked at it as me firing them from being my employer.

>> No.30206308

Still working, but handed in my notice two weeks ago.

>Been working on a pretty prestigious project in the International Development sector.
>Lots of kudos and social standing due to my job.
>Much of the job is pretty standard project management, budgets, meetings, small decisions that people want sign-off on
>Get new manager
>She can't help but micromanage
>Standard pieces of work that should take a week now take a month
>She refuses to join meetings with other team members when she essentially decides after three weeks of work that we need to do the whole thing again
>Refuses to engage, complains about process, arguing over the size of text fonts
>Realise last year that I probably don't need job anymore, take out €500k from crypto (still 500k in, no ragrets)
>Get my brexit visa
>Tell boss I'm leaving

I've given them two months notice because frankly I like everyone on my team except my boss and I don't want to see the project fail, although I hate the organisation, fucking useless bureaucrats.

>> No.30206393

>>30206292
This is valid if you're an hourly worker with no real career, but there is no cost to doing a 2 week notice and it helps retain recommendations and leaves the door open you can go back to that company later for way more money. Being shorted sighted when you're an actual professional is a pure ego trip with no real purpose.

>> No.30206496

>>30185869
>desire for freedom and independence is so strong
>begged for money for a few months

hmm

>> No.30206533

>>30206162
>>work as semi-truck tech
Can't believe I wanted to do that shit before. Now I'd rather work in a grocery store.

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>>30206393
Then do it like this.

>> No.30206673

>>30185698
This. I make it so they get rid of me, then I suck 3 years of unemployment payments from them.

>> No.30206802

>>30206533
I guess it's not that bad if you work at a small transport company. Dealerships on the other hand will literally rape you with flat rate. That shit should be illegal.

>> No.30206898

i texted owner at 709 am on the 22nd and said hey sorry to be the bearer of bad news but i am starting a different job on the 28th. i actually feel bad for not giving sufficient notice because even though i hated that job i'm a good goy. as for my new job, also hate it

>> No.30206901

I straight up told them I had better shit to do. Getting paid 50k/yr at 25 didn’t seem worth it to me considering I can now take the risk to take a couple months off, get back on my studies and just about triple my salary.

>> No.30206987
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i made 30x from avax and got rid of my damn job

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>>30197299
use the time in the office to get your resume and letter up to date. if you can plug in usb sticks without IT busting you, use portable pdf-reader and read some pirated ebook pdfs kek. some of the repetetive excelshit can be streamlined and automatized, you just pretend to be busy while writing and reading shit.

>> No.30207107

I didn't quit my job yet but if pangolin makes 10 x I will consider. Now that it is an avax product i have a chance

>> No.30207168

Some people are still regretting today. Avax definitely is taking over the crypto world since it’s releasing

>> No.30207284

>wok at place in Colorado for years
>one day come in, leave letter of resignation/two weeks notice on manager desk
>milf manager cries
>Head manager calls me in to the office later
>he asks me why I am leaving
>look him dead in the eye
>tell him its been fun but the high seas are calling me
>explain my plan to become a pirate
>maintain a straight face the entire time

At the end of the two weeks Ilthey gave me a cake. My new job pays 5x as more but I miss that one

>> No.30207420

Avax, the most comfy and usefull in my opinion

>> No.30207424

>>30202485

this is why we have to get everything in writing. there are too many fucks in this world that have made 'hand shake agreements' very fucking worthless in this day and age of hear say

>> No.30207446

>>30206987
>>30207107
>>30207168
You turk avax shills are un-fucking-believable.

Go here >>30205112 instead and defend your failed fucking shitcoin instead of shitting up normal threads.

>> No.30207604

>>30207168
Who is that ppl? Send me pls. Avax = future

>> No.30207631

>work in finance consulting
>years of being strung along with promise of career progress and big payrises
>never comes even though excel in performance ratings
>get new offer at external company with double salary
>hand in notice
>current boss tells me "yup, only way to get a good payrise is to move company". Offers me counter offer to stay but I decline.

Wtf is this shit. I feel like HR make sure employees are constantly leaving/joining companies so their entire profession can be justified to exist. Fuck HR fucking parasites

>> No.30207769

>>30197299
Pull the sick leave deal like I did: >>30205678
I know germans got way better leave benefits than us. German doctors are also pretty chill at filling out Krankschreibung or whatever its called. If you can't get that, just keep getting COVID tests until you get a false positive. Apparently something like 58% of positive results are inaccurate, so your chances are pretty good. The german state will always side with the sick person vs. the work contract.

>> No.30207862

Avax stake rate fcking huge anons! Dont miss the oppurtunity

>> No.30207882

>>30206987
I don't understand why people rage about this, avax validators are known from day 1 for this project wth is wrong with people

>> No.30208086

>>30184900
Hug yourself try it. And just cry out the pain.

>> No.30208220

>>30205678
kek that's funny

>> No.30208227

>>30207862
Pangolin - Avax pool also provides excellent farm opportunities!

>> No.30208247

>>30183161
I own $700k worth of the company I'm at right now fully vested. I'll quit nicely. They'll be surprised at my crypto stack but no one who has been there for awhile is hurting for cash.

>> No.30208298

>>30183161

>Be bong
>Grew up in the states
>Work for a British company in the states
>They downsize and have to let me go, manage to get a job back at headquarters in the UK rather than being let go
>Probably the most miserable, ass-backward, inefficient work environment I could ever imagine, "traditional British company"
>Start putting the customer first to maintain 2-3 million pound deals rather than tell them "sorry we have to push production back to suit our factory's current inventory" when it cost a couple hundred quid to get necessary materials there before these deal deadlines
>Get irritable as fuck internally with completely backwards business practices
>Boss' scrawny buck-toothed manager tries to bollock me for it with the typical f'ing and blinding tactic, snap and start back and have him cowering at a wall while taunting him, cap it off with reminding him his wife left him and his kid so she could choke on some black dick
>Get called into HR meeting, my boss tells me I'm "too American" to work there and that "yanks" have "no place" working there
>Record the whole thing on my phone, get placed on two weeks probation
>Tell them fuck it the next day and I quit, give me my exit interview
>Show up with my solicitor as a witness, play the comments back and tell them should I have my solicitor file suit now for discrimination
>They let me go and pay out the rest of my 2 remaining years on contract in lump cash the next week
>Report them for defrauding the US government on defense contracts based on what I saw while working for them in the US
>Uncle Same gave me a chunk of the recovered funds as a reward
>Start my own web business and never look back

Don't take shit from companies ever, you can always fuck them back harder. Always record any closed door meeting you go into in work. Read any NDA they make you sign, know what you can squeal about for profit, and completely disregard it if they're doing something illegal and you know it.

>> No.30208340

>>30185869
Indubitably based

>> No.30208348

>>30208247
>They'll be surprised at my crypto stack
Why would you tell them?

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>>30205678
>>Ah dood, my dad, he hurt his leg bro, he's on the pills! I gotta go help him!
>>Aaah, I can't walk dood! I'm on these pills now

>> No.30208535

>>30186667
Based Made-it anon

>> No.30208598

>>30197299
Just don't do the work they will fire you

>> No.30208743

>>30208298
>black dick
>too American
Seems they were right

>> No.30208747

>>30183161
I had to choose between transitioning into a low paid management position within 12 months or double my salary by taking a new job altogether. Took the new job and now have to sit through 6 trillion meetings about black history month and shit. Still a code monkey.

Thinking about quitting as companies which do this are not long for this world and it'll eventually go under, but more to the point its unlikely I'll ever be promoted given their diversity policies.

>> No.30208788

>>30200035
Why pay the government any of your gains when you can just use monero?

>> No.30208818

KEK ANON STOP STARING AT THIS RUBBISH
everyone here laughs on your cockoin
clever dude will choose just liquidity yields
my purse is safe with juld coins

>> No.30208891

>>30195616
Your brain on porn

>> No.30208893
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i resigned and said i had other priorities in my life. i offered to work 1 day/week to ensure nothing got dropped. i worked for 2 months after notification, but am now on a very part-time schedule that will let me keep my unvested RSU options. i live fairly frugally so i'm still making enough money to cover all of my expenses.

it's been 6 months now and i couldn't be happier.

>> No.30209009

>>30208298
>Grew up in the states
>brings up BBC cuck shit
>my boss tells me I'm "too American" to work there

Lmao

>> No.30209102

If I make it I'm just going to continue going as normal except I'll just do what I want, going in at whatever time I like, refusing jobs I don't want to do, clocking out whenever and take breaks when I want naps etc, also call your boss out on all his bullshit without getting angry, point out his flaws and what his employees think of him, then when they bring into the office to fire you apologize and then do the exact same thing, when they finally fire you just laugh and say okay and walk out

>> No.30209236

>>30201133
Based

>> No.30209290

>>30197332
Using that mug is powerful symbolism. Good energy.

>> No.30209666

>>30204591

Amazon?

>> No.30210058

Got a friend to hire me to get out of the Army early.

>> No.30210067

>>30187268
>watch Office Space for the first time (this was a bad idea)
I feel you anon

>> No.30210287

>>30184900
Be sure to give your two week notice

>> No.30210774

>>30184900
Do a flip faggot

>> No.30210812

>>30203277
>>30204076
This but also, people paid 6 figures don't quit, and especially don't quit with a tantrum.

>> No.30210871 [DELETED] 

LOL ANON STOP STARING AT THIS SHIT
everyone here laughs on your cockoin
clever boy will check just liquidity yields
my purse is safe with juld tokens

>> No.30211117

>>30183161
>Have to commute 200KM a day 5 days a week
>Been doing this for 2 years
>Health issues due to commuting, stress, depression
>Just quit job on the 1st February
>Getting 930€ net in unemployment, 200 less than the shitty job I was working at. Monthly cost at around 100€

Guess I'll just start investing more into Crypto. Is it this easy?

>> No.30211664

I was a tech lead for a team in a boomer enterprise. The company was undergoing brain drain for the past 5 years and I was one of the last decent person left. Reason why I didn't leave sooner was because I wanted to focus on crypto.
When I did announce my resignation everyone panicked. I think the team ended up getting scrapped and a reorg happened afterwards (you'd be surprised how many people don't actually contribute net positive). I have to look after myself first and foremost but I still feel kind of bad for my team. Hope you guys are still doing well.

>> No.30211693

>>30211117
>Is it this easy?
It's a zero sum game. Everyone's a genius in a bull market, but when bear market inevitably comes back, most of the supposed geniuses are going to end up losing most of their money.

>> No.30211726

>>30183161
Small towner who moved to city when he was 19. Not the type to take shit from anyone, especially bitches. Start temp job helping people move. Get stuck working with two feminist sisters. They show up at work arguing with each other over something, probably have their periods or something. They immediately both turn on me the moment they can. Putting up with it all, knowing I need to get paid. Lots of little bullshit, bitchy remarks over the simplest things. They're even being bitches to the customer who's a nice old lady. Nice old lady gives me a timbit and one of the feminazis comes running up to me asking me I stole it. Wtf? I'm working in the middle of them and they're acting super cunty still. It's my first day on the job and I ask one of them how I should go about packing an item. She says to me " Ugh, are you stupid? ". I chuckle and just say " women.. ". She comes at me with her fist in the air threatening to punch me like she thinks she's wonder woman. I laugh in her face and dare her to do it, tell her I am not one of the pussy city boys she's used to and I am not afraid to drop a bitch. She backs down. Few minutes later I am kind of boiling now since I can't believe the bullshit that's happening. There's something super heavy that's needed to pack and they come and ask me to do it for them. Laugh in her face and tell her good luck, I just got a call from another job that I will actually enjoy and I am starting tomorrow so see ya later bitch.

>> No.30211804

>>30186293
Holy based does this work?

>> No.30211907

>>30183161
I got another job and called my manager and told him I was putting my two weeks in. He asked my why I was leaving and I told him that I had been with rhe company nearly 3 years and have constantly asked what I could do to receive a promotion and did that work and never received one even after multiple discussions and hes just like yeah I understand. I wanted to be like do you faggot??? Because YOU were the one who never gave me one.

>> No.30211984

I've quit tons of jobs lol. Usually I'm nice about it and give notice etc to not burn bridges.

I did telemarketing at this huge cubicle farm for a few months selling Microsoft bullshit to small businesses. I fucking hated it and it drove me half insane.

One day at like ten in the morning I got up and walked to my supervisors desk, this faggy npc bro guy, and was like "I'm leaving". He was like "are you sick or something?" and I just said something like "no I'm not doing this anymore" and left.

It was a beautiful spring day when I walked home. The sense of freedom was one of the best feelings of my life. It also made me realize how easy life can be if you're not a pussy. If you don't like something, don't do it. To thine own self be true.

>> No.30212092

>>30183161
stay late one night and leave a big steaming turd on your boss' desk, use another turd to spell out "I quit" all over the walls like a schizo

>> No.30212135

>>30183161
Very peacefully with the option of coming back if shit doesn't work out for me.

>> No.30212333

>>30211984
Yeah but if you have bills to pay then its harder to walk away. If you have some bs job you can get literally anywhere at anytime then sure, quit, but otherwise its a dumb move. You'll basically blow through your savings as you desperately search for a new gig. And good luck with a reference at the old job you just quit on.

>> No.30212363

>>30183161
I was scheduled to go into work around 3pm but I was playing some video game with a friend and didn't really want to go in. I told him I needed to get ready for work and he said I should just quit.
well, I said "yea, I should just quit"
So I quit.

Funny thing is the manager would constantly try and convince me to come back every time I went in on my own time.

>> No.30212568

>>30212333
That was like 20 years ago and it for sure was easier to get another job. I could get another call centre type job within a couple weeks if I wanted to.

Just make references up, retard. Literally everyone does it. I'm not sure if you've noticed, but most of the things in our society are make believe now.

>> No.30212744

>>30212568
kek yeah i pretended to be an environmental geologist and gave a great reference interview for a buddy trying to get a dozer gig

>> No.30212963

>>30184900
Bro dont die we are all "fren of ours" here

>> No.30213093

>>30183161
I just put in my two weeks in a respectable manner. Texting today I wint be showing up for 2 of the 4 remaining shifts im scheduled for. Want to leave on good terms

>> No.30213997

>>30196103
What do you do now? Curious what girls on /biz/ are like
I work at walgreens rn basically same shit hut just quit to do bartending. Last year of college so almost there

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>>30186555
>555
Damn that's fucked up, anon. My friend's architecture office cut their hours and pay 20%, but at least everybody only had to work 4 days a week. If they want you working 100% they should pay you 100%. Good on you for ditching that place.
I'm currently at the largest architecture office in my state, and corporate is getting increasingly shit and WOKE. This last week they removed the ability for employees to negotiate salaries, and we're moving to a "merit" based pay raise system which rewards "oustanding performace" which will clearly be political horseshit.
But at least we had a great lecture about Black History Month :^)
I need to bail this sinking ship.

>> No.30214198

Was denied a promotion then denied new open jobs during the retrenchment period stayed off work for a week, came back wrote a resignation letter saying I’m leaving effective immediately and sent it the same morning left by Lunchtime...

>> No.30214403

>Be Me.
>Software developer in India.
>Did Good Job and Get Called to Switzerland at the client location.
>Insane competition between the South Indians. The South Indians are willing to kill one another to extend their stay in Switzerland.
>I become their natural Enemy as I am from the North and according to them dont fit in their culture.
>But the Clients the Swiss and especially the Turks love me . My Team Lead who is a Turk told me that he thought that a Turk joined.
>Wallah.jpeg
>Covid time and all the South Indians gang up to my manager and told him to send me back because "hE iS YoUNg aND hE CaN COmE BaCK LaTER".
>This fucks are all over the age of 40 but still cant write a simple for loop without looking at the Internet
>Team Lead puts his foot down and says if they send me back he is gonna leave the job too since he gets most of the job done via me.
>40% of the south Indians are send back.

Bros it's really sad when you get hated by your own countrymen in a Foreign Country but hey I am earning over 80k a month and life is moderately comfy so will jot complain.

>> No.30214726

>>30205678
DoDDS kid here are you like me or why were you in Germany? You german or what? Just interesting cause as you said mostly those jobs are for retirees who dont wanna go back to the states, and occasionally the burnout kids who graduate high school and dont go to college or anything

>> No.30214827

>>30197299
Do you speak German?

>> No.30214916

>>30203370
which they probably will be considering they have this in a contract and claused in the first place.

>> No.30214969

>>30212744
Ya I've done a few good ones too. If the person who is being your reference isn't a complete retard and can throw out a few industry buzzwords you're good every time. HR people are some of the stupidest, most gullible, childlike humans to have ever walked the planet.

>> No.30215006

>>30206393
You will never go back to companies you are leaving. Never. Won't happen

>> No.30215209

>>30210058
How tf does that work

>> No.30215510

Currently dont give a fuck at work. I listen to robert sepehr videos all day, shitpost, and jerk off in the bathroom. The pays alright and the work isnt hard. I still get it all done i just have no drive or ambition whatsoever. Probably gonna get fired eventually dont really care

>> No.30215536

>>30185188
I'm going to quit my job within the next few months and I have 2 weeks paid time off saved up. I doubt they will allow me to take the two weeks vacation anytime soon since our company is a shithole and everyone depends on me. Am I legally entitled to compensation for my PTO after I quit?

>> No.30215571

>>30215209
I think it might be gone now, but it was called the Early separation for employment program.
Thanks to Obama/Biden for nuking the budget.

>> No.30215715

>>30215536
My company doesnt allow us to take more than two days off or use sickleave. I have 10x as much sickleave as pto but have to use my pto first before activating sick leave. Meanwhile my whore boss goes to belize and cancun 3x a year for over a week each time. Its so unfair. I have no loyalty to this company and hope it fails

>> No.30215944

>>30214403
What is it with desis fucking over other desis. Got a desi mate who works in UAE and tricks people from India, Nepal, Bangladesh etc to fly over for high paying construction work and then they have their passports taken and are turned into slaves lol.

>> No.30216070

>>30209666
Satan trips confirm amazon is the work of the devil.

>> No.30216306

>>30215944
I have got no fucking Idea. I think it's because most of the Indian people who live outside are low iq coom faggot who likes to fuck over their own people for their Selfish desires. South Indians especially.

>> No.30216377

When I was in college I juggled 3 jobs at a time, having a stable one and taking on different ops to improve my resume. One of them was as a Marketing Director for a painting company. It was basically door to door sales which sucked because it was the midwest in the middle of winter and the company had a shitty rep because they hired college kids to paint their houses and they would spill shit everywhere.

I was the one that trained kids to cold call and go door to door, showing them how to not choke on words in awkward situations. One of the kids first shot at taking the lead, the dude opened the door with piss stains down his sweats, hard not to laugh lol.

Anyways our main boss was a trustfund douchebag, that would take all the credit for our work and ended up cutting our pay 50% then another 75% because he couldnt close. He would demoralize the kids I brought on making fun of their height and calling them gay. They weren't gay, and one of the kids had a lifelong issue with his height and I got fed up on a conference call with him and called him out. I said it was bullshit how he could treat my team the way that he did and it was completely out of line. I was 18, he was closer to 30 so it was kinda awkward to hear that from a kid I suppose. I think I called him a tool and said I wouldnt be coming back and wished him better luck than he's had with his lack of performance.

Moral of the story, there are tons of jobs out there in the world, you're never stuck, you just entrap yourself.

>> No.30217579

>>30185698
>Work at a company let's say as tech support
>Be retarde faggot an actually show people I'm a lot more capable than that
>Suddenly i start doing some work for free which they paid some external company 20k per project before I came
>Promise a bonus and shit, of course get nothing, Rona and shit

I'm currently in the talks with some other company, hopefully will quit in week or so

>> No.30218258

>>30189269
>cops know where you work
lmfao

>> No.30218288

>>30215715
Sounds like it is time to start fucking them in any way you can.

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Guys, I'm starting to think my GF is more based than us..
We have black cats and every time she gets home she says something along the line of : "Hello my little niggers" and she asks them things like: "Do you love me as much as you love chicken?". Sometimes she even chases them making monkey noises.
How do I profit off this?

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>>30184900
Blessed dubs. Hang in there anon

>> No.30219455

>>30184830
what did u do for work next? this is based

>> No.30219542

>>30185188
devilish and dangerously based

>> No.30219890

I told my boss that I got rich off GME and will quit to play video games for the rest of my life. He was mad, calling me a leech, lazy, etc.

>> No.30220149

>>30214403

Based jeet

>> No.30220722

>>30191244
LOL

>> No.30220961

>be me: young 19yo Seahawks fan going to college first year
>have dogshit wagie job in what's basically a nice food court
>boss was pretty chill middle aged guy
>after a couple months, chill boss gets replaced with raging fat old feminist cunt
>I like football and am basically the only person who works there who does, so I put in a request 4 months in advance for super bowl Sunday off
>cunt boss keeps pulling down my requests and saying "oops"
>super bowl comes around
>Seahawks just won NFCCG and are going to their first owl ever
>new schedule comes out
>cunt boss scheduled me for an 8-hour dishwashing shift that starts 10 minutes before kickoff
>no-call no-show
>get a call from work as I'm watching pregame
>cunt boss is FURIOUS and I can hear the dishwasher in the background
>she went out of her way to fuck me, but since I no-call no-showed it all came down on her
>fat cunt has to spend 8 hours doing the fucking dishes in the back by herself
>says if I don't come down NOW she's taking me off the schedule (firing me)
>I say "ok" and hang up
Luckily that experience made me completely forget about the abortion that was superb owl XL

>> No.30221001

>>30194501
quality engineer in electronics manufacturing, been here since 2004 (in quality since 2015), absolutely hate every second but this is the only work life i know, scared to leave.

i have an interview for a fuckin janitor job at uline next week, which sounds like a major downgrade but the pay is basically the same and it has to be way less stress. not sure how i'll deal with random drug testing though.

anyone here quit a job they had 10+ years?

>> No.30221068

>>30215006
I know multiple people who have returned to both jobs I've worked, one a mechanical engineer and another electrical. It's definitely not unheard of

>> No.30221331

>>30221001
drug testing for a janitor job but not an electronic manufacturer wtf hahaha

>> No.30221463

>>30220961
Sue them. It's indirect disrimination on grounds of perceived gender.

>> No.30221859

>>30221463
I live in WA state and you have no idea how fucking pozzed and corrupted this blue shithole is. My last job (teaching) I got hit with a bullshit #MeToo accusation that not only did their own investigation disprove THREE TIMES but I could literally prove that it didn't happen. Eight week investigation, findings were 100% my fault, and their final decision was that I was OBVIOUSLY in the wrong because I once referred to a student as "bro" in an e-mail. Only one lawyer I called actually responded, and then explained that in this state there isn't a single judge who would even take the case. Basically said my only chance was if I could hire that chewbacca defense nigger.

>> No.30222207

>>30206659
kek

>> No.30222910

>>30195616
He did fuck her. Her garden up that is.

>> No.30223724

>>30207446
It's a bot dude

>> No.30224641

>>30221859
Holy fucking shit
I thought it was all media making this kind of shit up

>> No.30224729

Boss called, was being an arse. He usually was, no biggie. This time he doubled down into close to the line territory, conversation gets unpleasant. He refuses to let it go when a wiser man would realize he'd made a mistake. Conversation ends badly.

I do nothing for the rest of the afternoon. Decide to resign on the train home, hand in my notice that evening. I actually think he wanted me to leave, and it was deliberate. People can be so.

Anyhow, I took the NEET pill for few months, and enjoyed the generous Covidbux. Now have a better job with salary raise and more prospects. Boss will just be an arse to the next guy and not learn a thing. Lol.

Loyalty to a company is such a normie concept. Your family, friends, wife if you have one, ok. Some crypto-boomers who pay you under market-rate, nah.

>> No.30224855

>>30218546
post gf, me or some anons here will pay you small amount of crypto. instant profit

>> No.30224977

>>30184900
Why not go to Heaven instead?

>> No.30224983

>>30221331
the company i'm going to now is under 50 people and only recently has been over 30 people, small. would be going to uline which is fairly large.

agree its still fucked. ive been here 16 yrs and i think now they drug test new folks.

>> No.30225234

The only time I've quit a job, was when it was already known at the time I started the job that I was only going to be there temporarily, because it was a summer job while at university, or because the employer knew that I was waiting on an application for the military (Canadian military is so understaffed and underfunded, that an application can take years for the paperwork to go through, depending on what jobs you're applying for).

All those jobs ended on good terms, although I think the boss for one of those summer jobs totally forgot that it was just a summer job, because he looked quite surprised and slightly panicked when I casually mentioned that university classes were starting up in a couple weeks and thus I'll be saying good bye soon.

>> No.30225500

>>30224983
can you not stick out for 4 more and retire?

>> No.30226997

>>30225500
Hopefully he does

>> No.30227645

>>30202447
post it here

>> No.30227668

>>30225500
>>30226997
i would like to. i do not want to leave something i'm so embedded/comfy in, but its a very drastic changing place and now the turnover is 10x worse then the last 16 years. not sure how much more i can deal with it.

worried i'm going to lose my shit and quit or do something extreme and get fired, had some fights with upper management recently. 4 more years would get me 20 years in, but i'll be 41 and haven't made it with crypto (17k stack right now). whats the benefit of surviving four more? social security? here waging now my frens

>> No.30228729

>>30184900
Don't do it bro go to the Dr or some gym bro and get some Test inject that shit and feel godlike

>> No.30229007

>>30208298
That story reads like it was written for entertainment and frankly it is not plausible.

>> No.30229600

>>30183161
My last job I worked as a custodian and got paid dog shit. Lucky, I had a GI bill from serving in the army and once I got it all set up, I just stopped showing up. I went to school for 6 years total after that and now I work as a biology professor at a uni. Easiest job I've ever had.

>> No.30229636

>>30197299
If they want to play hardball, just tell them that you are in process of finding yourself and considering transitioning, and working there has become impossible as it reminds you of your fomer self and all the staff know you as your former self, but now you're Gladys, the pansexual transracial otherkin, and if they want to force you to keep working there you will sue them for emotional damages and possibly a racist, sexist, transphobic hate crime.
If push comes to shove, just hand in a sick notice and claim you have to see a shrink for your gender dysphoria.
They won't dare to raise a big issue.

>> No.30229710

>>30197332
That's not how you greentext, newfag.

>> No.30229877

Told them I have skills that aren't being utilized here, I have to go but I'll miss them. It was a min wage warehouse job at a real small company, really chill work environment. I miss that but the work and pay were complete shit. I now program for a living from home.

>> No.30230015

>>30194501
>i'm gonna quit during a downturn
nobody can stop you, but line that job up, or downgrade your expenses first, you won't be able to thank me later, but if you don't you'll remember this post.

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>shitty job as canvassing
>going door to door
>they give us ipada
>quit and go to a McDonald's to hang a bit
>they gps track me there and ask what im doing
>say i need to use the bathroom
>get up and run out the door
>left ipad on table
>didnt have a car i was 16
>crazy bitch gets in her car and follows me
>decide its too late to turn around
>keep running down the street
>shes sticking her head out the window yelling at me
>just ignore her and run
>autism kicks in when people look at us
>stop every 10 ft to shadow box
>figure maybe people will assume shes my coach or something like rocky
>she left after 10 min

>> No.30230294

>>30215536
depends on the contract
I didn't get it from my last job

>> No.30230507

>>30227668
With what's happening in the economy. Just stay and be the change you want to be or put on headphones and listen to music

>> No.30230536

>>30230270
What the fuck dude

>> No.30230606

>>30183161
Don't be a faggot when quitting. You may still need your old employer for references down the line as well as networking.

>> No.30230710

>>30209666
Defense industry, both positions. Might try for Amazon though in 2 years.

>> No.30230961

>>30219132
>Hang in there anon
:D

>> No.30231298

>>30184900
Make sure to at least take some lefties out with you

>> No.30231432

>>30230507
yea thanks anon, i may need to do this. it gets hard but i need to learn how to drown out the noise.

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>>30194501
The company i worked for got shut down and absorbed to the mother company overseas. I was in a similar situation where people would quit and they just wouldn’t hire anyone but divide up their tasks to other employees for penny raises at performance review. It was down to just two techs and our director got the news they were gonna absorb us and stop operating the US cause of COVID. Was a damn blessing cause it was so comfortable but I just detested the people soooooo fucking much, always taking advantage of me. I’m a team player and I’m a high driven guy, i like taking care of business early and quickly so i can enjoy my day. These fuckers always hold off their work because they know at the end of the day if i wanna get my ass out an hour or two early, I’m gonna make sure everything’s finished. They pretty much set me up to do their shit cause they don’t mind staying at work until 6 PM cause they hate their home lives. Such a frustrating thing to experience, wageslaves trying to stay at work longer. I was getting my ass in at 6:30 am and leaving at 1:30 PM, fuck those guys lazy ass shits, I’m so glad their worlds are coming apart while i sit here collecting bundles on crypto and unemployment.

>> No.30232278

>>30184900
>killing self
>does it in a way to minimize the company’s losses

Live a wagie, die a wagie

>> No.30232288

>>30231432
I'm going to tell you the story of when I quit shilling comcast services.

>Be me unemployed
>See ad on indeed about making $30k a year as a "manager"
>Fill out forms and get a call a day later.
>Company takes me on as an observer for a day asking me questions and explaining how I'm paid
>Commission
>I stick it out to see what it's like
>First week they hire 5 people including me
>Third day into the job two people walk out
>Fourth day I strike a sale and feel good about my self until I get to the office and they are coddling some person about not making a sale
>Fifth day it's just me and that other person
>Finally asked around when do we start getting checks
>Get told that we need to make a certain amount before they do that
>Get home and make something to eat
>8pm I get a call about my goals at work and consider it the final straw
>Walk into the office in a regular tee and basketball shorts and quit on the spot.
>Manager tries to convince me to stay and I'll be making money in a week.
>Nope out of that and start doing Uber eats deliveries

Moral of the story is that you can only put up with so much BS but if you're getting a steady check just listen to music and you'll be alright

>> No.30232439

>>30186667
based, theres a reason why you didnt get satan digits.

>> No.30232548

>>30185188
Last guy that gave two week notice at my company just sat around and played starcraft on the company laptop instead of training people during his two week notice period.

>> No.30232552

>>30214726
I am american. I yolo'd over to Germany after college to be with a girl I met online. I was formerly a mil brat in dodds like you. I worked for german company at first which SUCKED so I quit that got and hired on at MWR. $11 / hr was more than the average after-tax german wage. Initially, that job was the best. I got paid to unlock the doors, turn on the lights, workout, eat at the DFAC, browse the free wifi. Pulled schemes with my coworkers where we worked the weekends - scheduled 2 staff for both days, but only 1 of us would show up. Obviously when you're used to that racket you can't stick around when they actually try to get you to work for the sake of working.

>> No.30232639

I took my boss into a private conference room and told him my five year plan was to be drunk, fat, and alone in a studio appartment on christmas eve with a gun in my mouth. He asked me to stay on a month, and on my last day i signed two different million dollar contracts for our biz division before taking him out for freedom beers. Thats how its done.

>> No.30232806

>>30232288
nice story anon i appreciate it,. yea i don't have a degree or any real special skills and make 50k a year. i started in factory as an hourly wagie and now have had this semi-office work / quality position for many years. sometimes it gets hard and i am a brainlet working with real educated engineers (cad monkeys) but you raise a good point.

ignore the bs, collect the check and listen to music

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>>30184900
>so it doesn't mess up the business too much.

>> No.30233004

>>30215006

There are people that leave for random other reasons too, but yes most people need money and are typically jumping a sinking ship or pigeon hole.

If the company is fragmented enough, it is very much possible to leave from a lesser role on good terms and come back later on for a better role. In fact, HR and hiring managers may prefer that if you are qualified for the better role and have basically been vetted.

>> No.30233211

>>30183161
I've had real jobs for a long time so I have to be at nice as possible and hold my tongue so it doesn't come back to bite me but when I was a youth I once quit a restaurant job by ripping off my uniform shirt and yelling I quit and storming out

>> No.30233252

fellas I'm ready today.

Currently -5%, bought top three during yesterday's lowest dips..

>gas
>low volatility
>stubid investment and trading for whole day

only one point saves my money - lp staking and yield farming on YVS Finance. Check it if you don’t want to risk

>> No.30233377

>>30232806
Anon the reason I'm responding to you as well is because I didn't follow my own advice and ended up a pot head for three years to numb the pain of being a failure. I don't want you to quit so close to the finish line and regret it plus put your future in jeopardy

>> No.30233554

>>30230270
im dying dude

>> No.30233609

>>30232806

automotive biz? sounds like something i've seen, especially the cad monkey part lol

>> No.30233635

>>30183161
Literally only had one shitty job I got fired from boss just let me go

>> No.30233903

>>30184900
At least blow up the white house on your way out

>> No.30234325

>>30202447
How does that fuck up your reference? Just ask your former boss's boss to be your reference

>> No.30234338

>>30183161
>How did you quit your last job /biz/?
I stopped working and demanded they hire my replacement. Then they hired them and I immediately quit while they begged me to stay (to obviously train my replacement).

>> No.30234618

>>30214403
>Bros it's really sad when you get hated by your own countrymen in a Foreign Country
this is why you can't trust poos they are all "buddy buddy" but I always imagine them with a knife in their hand.

>> No.30234948

>>30206393
>there is no cost to a 2 weeks notice
I've seen my employer fire multiple employees they weren't happy with upon receiving the notice

>>30215006
I went back to an old employer and then got promotion/raise soon after. It happens!

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>>30234948

>> No.30236617

>>30221001
How the fuck does a janitor get same pay as an engineer???

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I walked out of a 100k/yr job last summer to go on a Middle Fork raft trip...best decision of my life. Just found out i pulled a Selway permit and Grand Canyon permit...bout to walk out of another 100k/yr gig...passion over money. I just walk in like anyother day, tell everyone i like thanks and walk out. No drama or spite, just bounce all cool like and people are mind blown id walk away from money to go rafting.

>> No.30237498

>>30183161

>Told them I found a better job(lie).
>They offered me a raise.
>I declined.
>Began neet-ing again

>> No.30237816

>>30236488
I had this upper management guy give a speech during a company meeting about loyalty. "This company is a family, and if you leave, it's because YOU decided to leave." What the fuck I thought the whole family thing was a meme. Everyone was dead ass quiet like we were all in trouble or something.

>> No.30238142

>>30183161
this a long story, but i swear to god i was working at a yuppie taco place in philly and i threw my mask at the owner and told him "fuck the mask and fuck black lives matter" walked out with my head held high

>> No.30238430

>>30237816
It's a coping mechanism for middle man managers who have lost control of the workforce and have no actual plan to revitalize them

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>>30183161
>He wanted to pay me less money for the same job
>I said no, I want more money now
>He said I was being childish
>I left

That's it, baby. Everything worked out for the best

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>>30230270

>> No.30239348

wus poppin ma Gs
I have a situation at my job. Heavy tensions with a coworker. Should I piss on the guy or just quit to save my nerves and not risk getting stabbed?

>> No.30239360

>>30230270
lmfao, fucking gold

>> No.30239806

I want to quit my job but it's WFH and the amount I do in a day is roughly equivalent to having no job and pays better. Thank chink jesus for chinkflu

>> No.30240291

>>30191244
Going to use this line someday

>> No.30241025

>>30237816

This stuff is so lame. You are in an office with strangers, hardly family. Managers are happy to play their little productivity games, and will performance manage you out of there without batting an eyelid.

Some people just expect loyalty, while showing none. It's kinda weird actually, like what's with that?

>> No.30241421

>>30230270
kek

>> No.30242092

>>30203277
Nobody starts out high up my bro unless they got rich connections.

I did my first work in roofing and work in financial analytics now. Gonna quit soon though since I’m almost set from crypto and can still do contracting if I need extra cash

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>>30186555
mish, is that you bro?