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a slave

>>30181156
Bidets aren't expensive bro..

>>30181156
This 2300$ dildo I've been eyeing for a while now

>>30181156
an extensive collection of women's lingerie (all types), and then buy copious amounts of high class escorts and dress them up how I want them, and literally just fuck them all week long, and constantly change how they look. Fuck man I cannot wait

>>30181204
Shitting on one rn
Just wish I had one at home

>>30181156
Already made it from Rubik. Bought a toilet. Installed it today.

>>30181156

thx rubeek burp

>>30181156
Time. Consumerism isn't going to make you happy.

>>30181395
where to purchase time?

Custom made suit probably from the best tailor in my city.

>>30181178
Fpbp

>>30181156
Land, horses, whores.

>>30181674
>no tabs

cringe

>>30181674
Kek

whatever the most expensive sex doll is

Trip to Malaysian rainforest. Highlands preferably.
Gorongosa national park would be nice too.

>>30181156
Finally can light my shit like a refn movie

>>30181156
an acreage

>>30181688
>paying for sex
Guess who's never making it?

>>30181156
nobody ever got rich by buying illuminated toilets you fucking weird bastard. ascetic minimalism is the only way for a true investor to live

>>30181674
yes Anshu, it sounds very funny

>>30181156
Car

>>30181849
wanna poop?

>>30181156
I would turn myself into a jet plane.

>>30181849
based refnhead

>>30181849

kek

>>30181156
land, 454 for my 79 malibu, 6 months of a gallery space

>>30181178
kek

>>30181869
I didn't say paying whores for sex. I said purchasing whores, to own.

>>30181156
Earth

>>30181156
I tried these and they literally don't fucking work. I would blast the water up my ass at full power; in my hole, move it all up and down my asscrack, and then when I would wipe it would still be fucking brown. All it does is get your ass soaking wet while barely cleaning anything.

The absolute BEST way to clean your ass BAR NONE is to BALL up your toilet paper (think of how a loofa is better at getting in crevices) and go in hard and deep and really get some ATG action as you are wiping. Sometimes it takes me literally 10+ wipes until there is absolutely no brown remnants (of course I look at it after every wipe), but a little TP is the price you gotta pay for a clean ass. Then I also do a second wipe about 20-30 minutes after because some shit always appears back no matter how well you wipe (Idk if it leaks out or if it's from sweat or what).

Also I do find that cheap toilet paper (literal single ply sometimes) works better than the really thick shit.

>>30181156
I want to buy tons of gold. Preferably bullion. I like the small gram buillion. But I also like 1/4 oz rounds. I might just go with a shit ton of gold ounces though.

>>30181156
I see what you did there. Would be nce with handicap features though.

>>30181294
No more using the street.

>>30181971
this is a blue board mister. jannies plz do your job.

>>30181971
Changing my answer to this, always wanted to fuck a ladyboy

>>30181869
You pay one way or another.

>>30181156
I can tell you what it was...
I didn't think too much about it when it happened, and only went to eat a Big Mac.

And then 1 year later in this thread when I try to remember I realize my made it purchase was a Big Mac!

>>30182018
This guy doesn't know. Do the japanese toilet + BALL thing.

>>30181156
That plus a full on Japanese bathhouse style bathroom instead a lame ass western """shower""""

>>30181156
I want to buy a moderate new sports car (Civic type R etc) and get an identical one to surprise my old fren I used to boy race with back in high school and we can have a good time tinkering around and modifying them and shit

>>30181156
Why did you buy the old model for poorfags?

>>30181971
you can do this shit for dirt cheap right now, if you work remotely it's cheaper than rent in almost every state to rent a high-end place in thailand

>>30181156
I dont have a singular purchase.

I want to work with governments and institutions to change the world and find minimally intrusive ways to save the environment and make it worth it for the average tax payer and goods consumer.

>>30182154
better ass ergonomics

>>30181156
Hair transplant.

>>30181156
The house I grew up in
$3.5m

>>30181156
1kg heroin

I’d like a commercial kitchen attached to my home. Fully equipped with anything you could imagine. After making it I’m going to absolutely spiral into my cooking hobby and maybe turn it into a small specialty provisions business.

>>30181869
Paying for sex is cheaper, more convenient, and less work/time/energy

>>30182018
Why do I relate to you so much? I ducking wipe and wipe and wipe, but it just keeps leaving brown streaks. Its like a damn marker.

>>30181869
>he doesn’t know

>>30181156
Based,
mines house and a japanese toilet

>>30181235
Unbelievably pathetic and retardpilled. Burn your money on fucking hoes. You'd kill yourself within a month in bangkok doing blow and sucking off trannies.

>>30181931
violently based and flight pilled

>>30182084
Why the fuck? Literally the worst.

>>30181156
i want one of these glass bubble led wall things. also want a balcony with no neighbors around and lots of glass walls and doors

>>30181156
Probably pic related

>>30181395

Is it on coinbase?

>>30181156
More CONFLUX token, I like it more than a toilet

>>30181156
mail order bride harem

>>30183882
oh yeah and a weed garden. both outdoor and indoor

>>30182193
How’s the internet tho?

>>30181178
Based

>>30181178
Based chink cryptogod. Tell me what coin you're pumping next, pl0x.

>>30181156
refined

>>30181971
Dangerously based

>>30183882
chink taste

Honestly, I just want to quit wage slaving. It’s very draining. Then I could pursue the shit I actually enjoy aka BJJ

>>30182054
mr obvious

A 20k minimum gold chain. And before you ask, yes I am.

>>30182018

You must be disgustingly fat. Jesus

>>30181156
Already made it with my stinky linkies just before the dump. Gonna turn this bad boy into a rolling apartment and travel. I'm thinking hot tub in the back, and a B17 ball turret on top.

Toilet paper to replace my toilet rags

>>30183865
ngmi

>>30181156
A house in a rural area so i can chill whenever i want

>>30185321
Yeah that’s pretty great. I just wonder how long before I’d get bored

>>30181674
But does he sell the most exotic meat of them all? You know of course what I am referring too. Don't you?

>>30181204
Seat warms up

Pic rel for me

>>30181178
Beat me to it

>>30185432
If I get bored, I just move my house somewhere else. Was gonna do the vanlife thing (and might still build out a smaller travel kit) but saw my dream bus come onto the market for half the blue book price so I had to snag it.

>>30181235
virgins overestimate sex so much holy shit, you'd blow your load in 10 minutes, maybe if you're a real coomer you'd be able to have a bit more fun for the next 10 minutes, then you'd regret it for the rest of the day.
Also, just fyi, you can already get a couple of high class escorts for 2-3k and have fun for a couple of hours. You're either from some fucking shithole where 2k is an year's worth of work or you're 14. Either way, gtfo nigger

>>30185348
Post proof

>>30185432
that would be fun as shit with friends and weed

>>30185543
how do you do laundry

>>30185165
i wanna put it in a room where me and all my friends hang out and do drugs

>>30181156
BOND

>>30185429
Is she smoking? Degenerate.

>>30185474
L O N D O N

>>30185703
Pretty sure you can get these off Amazon. If you can afford drugs you can already afford one of these

>>30185648
That's unironically a man.

>>30185904
its not super expensive the hard part is having a decent house to put it in. an actual real ass tall one is a few thousand ive only seen them on aliexpress

>>30185671
Either find yourself a laundromat, or they do sell miniature dorm sized washer/dryer combo units that wash about 2 day's worth of clothes. There's enough roof and undercarriage space to carry all of the solar power I need, it's the water usage that will be the real limiter.

>>30181353
Based corolla chad

Herman Miller Embody

Land, with acres of wood. Wanna live comfy on the country side, so I can watch the world burn from a distance.

>>30181178
fpbp. Only problem is I wouldn't trust a negro to do good work.

>>30186678
AI tranny drone cyborgs WILL track you down, forcefully inject you with experimental chemicals, AND kill you and your family.
Unironically thought.
The only way out is to build a community of at least 3 families of 5.

This rare pepe anon. If you are part of the 7 figure club, you got to top it off with the rarest meme master of the planet which got you here. It might be sold to some rich anon and resold at 10x when it hits the news

https://opensea.io/assets/0x0d487953e81f4ea83590524a517dd729c23de6a7/8

>>30186968
You bought that crap for 3 ETH, and now you're trying to unload it? Retard

>>30187083
Well, this is exquisite art made by a legit artist that's serious about his work anon https://www.instagram.com/bitpix.crypto/

This guy is also based as fuck. Imagine owning the corona NFT or the Qanon one. It's history right there. The most important things of our time are immortalized in this project. It is legit art about all of crypto and our current history.

>>30186953
Well yeah. Why would I buy big land unless I'm building a fortress to protect my community from tranny robot niggers.

>>30181294
>no results found

Disgusting poo in the loo

>>30186782
Who says a slave has to be a nigger? Millennia of the world history show that it's not exclusive to a certain color of the skin.

>>30181294
Do you seriously live in a train?

>>30182018
the trick is before the last few wipes to moisten the toilet paper under the tap to give you more of a wet wipe

>>30185543
what about showering? i need to shower everyday

>>30182142
This fanfic ends with him taking you over the hood right?

>>30181156
boob implants to be a hotter tranny

>>30185257
>gold
Golddddddd my nigga

>>30181156
A politician.

>>30182018
I use a bum sprayer + tp to get a nice clean

They cost a whole fucking lot of money but a decent espresso is totally worth it

>>30181156
Literally just a house and picrel.

>>30182099
this is wholesome

for my backyard

>>30188589
why not get the ones with their tits out? Live a little.

>>30181156
gonna buy a room full of computers to run OXEN nodes and never ever be found by anyone so they don't know i made it

all my exs as housemaids

>>30181156
I'am a simple man

>>30189194
I dated a woman with a tits-out and realized that only women get to have them because they're a symbol of success to a female but a symbol of desperation to a male. Ironically that style of clip-art statue has turned into a whole ass meme xD

>>30182018
>>30182752

Fiber, you disgusting fuckers. Eat enough fiber and your turds will clean your asshole on the way out

Also if you drink a lot of coffee cut it right down to 1-2 a day

>>30181235
lmao, you will be incredibly disappointed after you ejaculate 10 seconds after insertion. Pathetic virgins are pathetic

>>30181869
If you make one of these faces thread, you realize why they make these sad incel jokes.
>women are too expensive
You guys have to make yoir virginity and lack of being loved less obvious

>>30190332
vaporwave is real art

>>30183810
>>30185556
>>30191333
>hurr durr you're a virgin you'll last 10 seconds
Firstly, yes and I don't give a fuck.
Will only do that for the first week, then continue to use capital to make more money. Just a celebratory event!