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>> No.30159282

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>> No.30159286
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30159286

my positions turned pink
and it's getting too risky
i guess i'll go drink
a whole bottle of whisky

>> No.30159300

rkt financially ruined me

>> No.30159301
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30159301

we're headed back to the 200 EMA lads.

>> No.30159351
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howdy folks, did you know we can turn garbage into fuel?

>> No.30159358
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Thoughts on ASO (another Reddit pick that's getting shilled)?

>> No.30159360

Sell your dash if you know what is good for you.

>> No.30159365
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>> No.30159380
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Literally a generational top. See yah fools at S&P -15%

>> No.30159385
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>TQQQ $104 Call 3/5 Exp
why didn't i sell yesterday morning FUCK

>> No.30159394
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How long until Cathie starts an Onlyfans to recoup her losses?

>> No.30159397

Any good Canadian penny stocks?

>> No.30159396

>>30159351
How many BTUs is this fella worth?

>> No.30159403

>>30159351
This fat piece of shit has been turning garbage into fuel his whole life, and by the look of things he's very good at it

>> No.30159405
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>muh SOXL

I don't understand. everything looks fine.

>> No.30159407

>>30159351
finally a company that can turn me into something useful

>> No.30159410
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Will we even be saved in 2 weeks with the new gibs?

>> No.30159424
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well that was a great LA................................oh fuck


LUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WTF DID YOU DO THIS TIME LUM?

>> No.30159430

Can someone give me a run down whether its too late to hop on the CPE train? I see a lot of the GME type retards shilling that there's a squeeze upcoming, are they right

>> No.30159434

>>30159410

when it dies in the senate the real fun begins

>> No.30159438
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the juice did this

>> No.30159452

>>30159358
Give us your thoughts instead of asking

>> No.30159474

>>30159410
No because they'll gut the fuck out of it. It won't help markets.

>> No.30159483

I see all these Panicky Petes yelling "sell the dip!" and I'm just like "what is this, a salsa factory?"

>> No.30159498
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New update UwU
https://youtu.be/S4kIpVx-ioI

>> No.30159497
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PICK UP THE PHONE CATHIE

>> No.30159504
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>>30159410
Dems are showing everyone just how fucking useless they really are. If they were in Charge last March, we would be in a deeep recession right now and nobody would have ever heard the term "V-Shaped Recovery"

>> No.30159512
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>PLTR plummeting back down already
There's your "pump", hobbits. Benefited no one but insiders.

>> No.30159514
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You had two months to invest in oil.

>> No.30159518
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>>30159351
These faggots turn fucking sawdust into diesel too. Allegedly.
That fucking desulfurization better work, this shit is the only green position in my folio

>> No.30159521

>>30159286
I sold all my tech
So that my portfolio wouldn't get rekt
Let's hope my next move pays off
So that i don't have to pull out the tek

>> No.30159526

>>30159358
do the opposite of reddit

>> No.30159527
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HOLY FUCK ELON DID IT 900$ EOW

>> No.30159535
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The mouth of the girl who had lain long in the rushes
looked so nibbled.
When they opened her chest, her esophagus was so holey.
Finally in a bower under the diaphragm
they found a nest of young rats.
One little thing lay dead.
The others were living off kidneys and liver
drinking the cold blood and had
had themselves a beautiful youth.
And just as beautiful and quick was their death:
the lot of them were thrown into the water.
Ah, will you hearken at the little muzzles’ oinks!

>> No.30159537
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>>30159329
> while raving about "splitting it ten ways".
megakek

FIFTEEN TO ONE DEER ANUS SPLIT.

>> No.30159544

>>30159397
CWRK

>> No.30159559

>>30159504
sad thing is we deserve it, we deserve all of it.....this is how fucking stupid the USA is now....cam girl politicians and geriatric old guys.....

>> No.30159573
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>>30159527
look again anon

>> No.30159577

>>30159360
Wsb is shorting it

>> No.30159585

>>30159358
S(he) looks Colombian

>> No.30159590

am i too late for SQQQ
>>30159535
based poetryanon

>> No.30159602

You retards. People are pulling money out of the stock market because Biden is opening the country back up. Cash to go spend, not to invest.

>> No.30159603
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>>30159165
undisciplined false lum baker
there was already a thread waiting to be recycled
for shame

>> No.30159617
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>>30159434
Are they really going to do that? People are already pissed they pulled the (admittedly retarded) $15/hr minimum wage.

>> No.30159621

>>30159590
>am i too late for SQQQ

no and especially not uvxy

maybe wait for a bounce to buy it

>> No.30159623
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Hey guys. Remember when we could make 10-50% from a lucky guess and good timing? That was awesome.

>> No.30159625
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>>30159537
SOXL IS A SCAM, BUY PHYSICAL SEMICONDUCTORS

>> No.30159630

>TSLA has decoupled from SpaceX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30159649
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>>30159452
Might be a good reopen play, they sell a lot of guns, Texas just reopened, stimulus on the way.
>>30159526
Reddit struck it with RKT and GME. /biz/ shills SOXL and its been flat.

>> No.30159673
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Imagine her recreated in a Holodeck.. How could you resist? Don't you want Holodecks to be real now more than ever? Don't you want to experience such epic things before you turn into an old man who needs to take a shit pot of pills in order to keep from having the big one.. (aside note; once you get in your 60's, well say good bye to downing those triple baconators, one bite and that's all she wrote. Wham, next stop your at the pearly gates)

>> No.30159685

>>30159621

also soxs and tecs

sorry soxl anons lol

>> No.30159721

MUSK ROCKET LANDO
THEN BLEW UP AFTER SITTING ON FIRE AND LEANING A LITTLE.

>> No.30159722

https://voca.ro/1nYMS3YohDMV

>> No.30159730
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>>30159434
>>30159474
this is honestly what has me most concerned they literally ran on "vote for us and 2000 checks will be out the door as soon as we're in" which has now become "1400 checks for only some of the people who got it the first time maybe after a month or so we'll see." the market priced in the fucking stimulus already you fucks what are you doing.

>> No.30159735
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>>30159623
I'm starting to think it was not lucky guesses and good timing, anon. I'm starting to think it was just pure gambling.

>> No.30159736

>>30159649
To be fair, SOXL is up 10x from last year

>> No.30159739

>>30159621
>uvxy
will definitely consider this

>> No.30159745

>>30159360
DoorDash should not be worth as much as Canadian National Rail. Fucking clown market

>> No.30159755
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All the gains gone. I should have sold at $99 like I had set my account to do so. But green got me to cancel.

>> No.30159761
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I've been warning you all for over a week now

>> No.30159777
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>>30159602
Man, have you seen the popular opinion on Texas opening? This shit is happening in spite of Biden and people WANT to be locked down till fall.

>> No.30159784
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did a hedgefund dump or some shit
graphs like this are never a good sign

>> No.30159798
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>>30159498
god, I miss John so much

>> No.30159806

>>30159755
Oh stop being so dramatic, just hold

>> No.30159810

>>30159739

happy hunting

>> No.30159830
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>bitfarms down 0.01$CAD today

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>>30159784
fat fingered the sell key

>> No.30159891

>>30159830
I made so much money over the last three months on HIVE, HUT and BITF, it's ridiculous. First time in 5 years I've been able to buy something ridiculously low and sell just at the right time near ATH.

>> No.30159892

>>30159777
>Man, have you seen the popular opinion on Texas opening?
Genuinely no, are people hating on Abbott for trying to reopen texas? I have Texas based hospitality company calls (AHT) so im hoping that shit is still a go

>> No.30159910

>>30159784
funds don't dump in EH theres literally no liquidity for them. funds usually don't even touch EH at all they're almost exclusively for poor people

>> No.30159914
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bagholders are peasants

>> No.30159983
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CRBP bros you are averaging down on your calls, RIGHT???

>> No.30159988
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>>30159798
maybe he should have layed off the bangs and exercised his hands once in a while

>> No.30159999

>>30159403
its like investing in mozart.

>> No.30160000

>>30159777
Nice trips but
>everyone will be vaccinated by may
>already millions of people vaccinated
>CDC says we won’t have to wear masks if we are vaccinated
Yeah, if it were trump, we’d still be wearing masks until 2024

>> No.30160022

>>30159983
6 more days and Japan will make us rich

>> No.30160030

>>30159910
what could've caused this then clearly there was huge sell pressure for like 30 seconds
>>30159999
>>30160000
checked

>> No.30160050

The senate will pass the stimmy bucks. They've got the votes (all it takes is 51 which thanks to VP they got). Also if they don't pass it well the backlash would be pretty bad.

>> No.30160068

>>30159577
Not the unwashed GME masses. Options are too confusing for them.

Either sell if you are holding some dash or just buy puts before the premiums get too nuts. Stock lockup ends tuesday.

>> No.30160067

>>30160022
This is a stale meme. Can you please come up with something new? I will help you come up with a new CRBPajeet meme. Let's brainstorm together.

>> No.30160075
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how many years till the meme market is dead so my boomer shit skyrockets?

>> No.30160082
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are you going to sell the "dip"? or are you going to watch it fall to 0?

>> No.30160111

>>30160075
as soon as people can go back to work and not spend all day on reddit

>> No.30160119
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>>30159397

Bayhorse Silver. BHS / KXPLF

>> No.30160123

Went cash PM, went all in PIPP at 10.30. tried to pick up UVXY at open but it popped too quick for my order :(

>> No.30160130
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My 4 year old niece just told me she’s concerned about her Tesla call spreads and OTM SOXL LEAPS.

>> No.30160131

>>30160050
Not if Ron Johnson can do anything about it.

>> No.30160171
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>>30159165
Whitney and Miltank are buying SAVE hbu?

>> No.30160179

>>30160050
Knowing this, some enterprising senators can get their own shit in there by threatening not to vote for it

>> No.30160184

>>30159914
I am not selling you my RYCEY. Go away.

>> No.30160189

>>30160082
Either way something tells me I'll still end up making more money than an anime poster

>> No.30160204
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>>30160067

>> No.30160214
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>>30159165
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm going to rope

>> No.30160230
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>>30159165
Lum ID get

>> No.30160232

Fuck AAPL, MSFT, TSLA. FUCK them all.

>> No.30160244

>>30160204
Okay I am unironically a fan of this meme. The soijak is a classic.

>> No.30160247
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>>30159755
AMD is the most crabbing, niggerish stock of all. Why the fuck would you even buy it? You have hyndreds of stocks to buy and (you) decide to buy fucking AMD nigger

>> No.30160250
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>>30160130
My 7 year old nephew told me he was experiencing trepidation about the idea of a meaningless existence. Truly, he said, though he was cursed to continually push a boulder up a hill only to see it fail, one must imagine Sisyphus happy. For at least he knew his purpose

>> No.30160252
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[ERROR]

Imagine having no gains for 8 months.

>> No.30160267
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>>30160214
tell me about it
-$93,045.48 (-4.94%)
Today's Gain/Loss**

>> No.30160297

>yeld curve went up
we’re fucked, sell ASAP

>> No.30160300
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>>30159405
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

SELL SELL SELL ITS DROPPING TO ZERO

>> No.30160301
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I just want to sell my fucking SOXL covered calls, please just crab or something IDK just stop dumping

>> No.30160314
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>>30160214
that's what happens when you listen to shills
>>30160230
nice try

>> No.30160318
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>>30159755
I already asked you guys and nobody can answer what can AMD do to x2 the price at its current position
Just sell it already and look for the new x2 x3 stock

>> No.30160335
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>>30159165
>PLTR mooning AH
is this it?

>> No.30160405

>>30159892
Yes. My state gets a lot of Texans for Spring Break and people are PISSED about muh disease vectors.

>>30160000
We'd be wearing masks until 2024, but not for their efficacy.

>> No.30160413
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>>30159983
I'm selling covered calls on this shit, hopefully I'll at least get to break even in a couple of months.

>> No.30160434
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How do I short somebody so hard that I get to fuck their mom?

>> No.30160448

>>30160297
Source?

>>30160252
Little oxygen that high up in the atmosphere. Isn’t it obvious why Bezos jumped?

>> No.30160509
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You guys pumped for the meme ETF tomorrow it's called $BUZZ

>> No.30160524

>>30160448
>Source?
just google reddit newfag nigger

>> No.30160527

>>30160448
>source
Lul this market can't crash faster

>> No.30160559

>>30160318
Yeah I need to do that.

>> No.30160560

>>30160405
>Yes. My state gets a lot of Texans for Spring Break and people are PISSED about muh disease vectors.
Seriously? How many Texans would be flooding into your state at once to cause such an issue? Are you Floridian or something?
>>30160413
Covered calls are safe and you will likely make good money but just know that playing regular single options spreads gives you more potential for gains on those "fat tails" returns which high underlying beta stocks like CRBP have. Basically youre playing it slightly safer with cc's on CRBP but you are risking losing out on those insane volatility gains

>> No.30160563
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>nasdaq broke 13000 floor
It was nice knowing you

>> No.30160572
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these threads are terrible

>> No.30160578
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>>30160000
> CDC says we won’t have to wear masks if we are vaccinated
>Believing the cdc about anything.

Zoomer, I...

>> No.30160586

>>30160130
hawt, is she single?

>> No.30160601
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>>30159514
And I did

>> No.30160603

>>30159983
Unironically neck yourself

>> No.30160625

RKT is going to squeeze in two weeks. keep HODLing.

>> No.30160640

>>30160572
that's because everything is terrible

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>>30160563
This pic is from earlier today, of the NASDAQ composite.
>>30160603
Something tells me this poster is white.

>> No.30160669

My portfolio is so red, what's on the menu for tomorrow?

>> No.30160670
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>>30160572
i always try baking the highest quality threads, sorry you dont like them anon

>> No.30160676
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I fucked up today. I still can't play this game.
-10%

>> No.30160678

>>30160030

>there is no liquidity in AH

Ok so do you get that when you sell a stock someone on the other side buys it here? no buyers or sellers = wide swings in price

>> No.30160679

>>30160572
Be the change you want to see in the world. :)

>> No.30160680

>>30159514
i bought a ton of MRO when it was like $3. i just wish i had bought calls instead

>> No.30160687
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would some generous anon please point me in the right direction? if i don't figure out what the fuck is going on there is no hope for me

>> No.30160696

>>30160560
No, Colorado. Tons of ski travel. Resorts even hired a "private mask enforcement police." They'll pull your pass for not wearing a mask in the lift line with no refunds like you were ducking ropes or something. To be fair, full balaclava type masks are great for protecting your skin from UV on crazy bluebird spring days, though.

>> No.30160698

>>30160640
ya hard to stay positive with months of gains wiped out daily

>> No.30160713

>>30160647

elaborate

>> No.30160730
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>>30160669
I think you know

>> No.30160770

>>30160687
why the fuck did you start buying options without understanding how they work?

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>>30160434
Her mom says if you're hodling DIA you can skip the short and fuck her right now.

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>futures

>> No.30160815

>>30160669
Your pick of mutant salmon, pedo potato chips, or bear dick.

>> No.30160816

>>30159430
I'm not too sure, I don't like buying anything that's already climbed like that but I don't see why petroleum wouldn't climb with the rest of the oil shit

>> No.30160818

>>30160405
Texas has one of the lowest rates per capita. The states with the harshest lockdowns and rules had the highest rates. Same with countries with the strictest lockdowns like U.K..

>> No.30160828

>>30159514
i did, stop implying i didn't

and im holding through OPEC like i held through GME Q2 and Q3 like a dumbass

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>>30160669
Pain.

>> No.30160834

>>30160687
>buying weeklies
you're fucked son

>> No.30160866
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>>30160647
Graph is bullish or does it needs to drop harder, memelines point this is bottom

>> No.30160888

how are you guys not worried about possible stagflagnation of the economy and keep buying stocks, goes beyond me

>> No.30160889

tech looking sour
what do I long

>> No.30160897

>>30159498
>16 minutes
uh no thanks lol

>> No.30160941

>>30159430
CDEV is infinitely better, higher volume traded as well as fundamentally superior to CPE. Both will run but you are better positioned with CDEV (I personally believe CDEV will beat aths this year.

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>>30159514

When Oil goes Steel follows. Both ways.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4411110-current-version-of-cleveland-cliffs-is-lourenco-goncalves-defining-masterpiece

>> No.30160982

>>30160888
inflation doesn't exist

>> No.30160995
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>>30160696
Well shit i didn't know Texans liked to go to CO for those nice powdery slopes. Makes sense though. I went to the Cascade mountains in WA recently to ski and they had a very similar routine, basically masks on at all times (this was never a fucking problem because everyone prefers to wear facemasks anyway). Why the fuck would Texans avoid wearing masks and such anyways? Ski resorts right now are super nice to go to, lots of spacing out and beautiful empty slopes to have fun on with just your bros
>>30160713
>>30160866
I just noticed the pic i posted is fucking tiny for ants. It shows that COMP (nasdaq composite) indeed broke the MA 50 of 13,000 and the next support is MA 200 of 11,500

Hopefully this pic is clearer

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Why number go down frens?

>> No.30161011

>>30160888
Not every stock sucked in the 70s.

>> No.30161022

>>30159514
Bought tk and wti same day, took some time and decided I wanted su, then got ceix during the stock plummet last week (althought grabbed falling knife, need out at 1.70), vet, sdpi. It's been good. Eyes on husa, making up for all the fucking pharma shit I bought even though those child rebound with clinical trials and I didn't put too much money into them.

>> No.30161029
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*grabs mic*
>never
*audience turns their attention*
>bet
*audience inches toward the edge of their seats*
>against
*audience gasps*
>America
*crowd erupts in applause, SPY gaps up 10%, economy saved for 1 day before proceeding to bleed red for another week*

>> No.30161027

>>30160267

I hope this isn't legit dude

Sheeeeeeesh

>> No.30161030

>>30160888
Inflation doesn't exist when the money velocity isn't there

>> No.30161068

>>30160889
missiles.

>> No.30161077

>>30160509
Is that portnoys?

>> No.30161090

>>30159282
>t. nigger dick

>> No.30161109

>>30160888
TINA is real, fellow

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>>30160897
I sincerely hope you don't watch youtube at less than 2x.

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>bitcoin? No no no thats not a good way to invest your money you need to work on widdling down that debt first. Following that think about longterm savings bond and in 20 years pay for a house IN CASH. That's the way to become a millionaire not this funny money.

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I don't give a fuck, I'm not selling my soxl unless my covered calls literally require me to

>> No.30161123

Which pandemic related investments are you making?
Mine currently are:
CGX - down to 50% of pre lockdown
Mostly this is where my 240 are

Rest that I don't own
AC (Air Canada) - down around 30%
CCL - down 7 CAD pre pandemic, current 28

There is a list here:https://www.reddit.com/r/StockMarket/comments/loacqc/tickers_of_interest_for_week_of_02222021/

most are back to original now though

>> No.30161145

>>30161004
Healthy markets are like a healthy marriage, anon: sometimes you gotta go down.

>> No.30161165

>>30160952
>All steel except CLF
Didn't you get the memo trannny?

>> No.30161167

>>30161068
I'm unironically going long on XAR

>> No.30161169

>>30160995
It also shows that it did exactly that twice, once mid september an another on halloween and things bounced back.

>> No.30161187

>>30159165
It's gonna be so nice owning 5000 soxl at a cost basis of $20

>> No.30161195

>arkk bought 2 mill pltr shares today
bullish or bearish

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>>30160669
Futures are red and getting redder
So, pain and suffering.

>> No.30161224

>>30159498
hey you're right watching it at 2x speed makes it twice as good

>> No.30161233

>>30161195
>Cathie will eventually become CEO of PLTR, WKHS, AND TSLA
She is going to be the meme tech Warren Buffett

>> No.30161235

>>30160995
It's a perennial thing and most people here avoid resorts during traditional spring break and holiday weekend times anyway. It's a huge "harvest time" for them. Though, with the covid bullshit, lots of resort chains require reservations. So a ton of people got into backcountry skiiing with disasterous/hilarious results. It's all fucked.

>> No.30161247

Expecting the market to correct is way too optimistic, you know what their favorite play is
MAX PAIN

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>>30161165

You must not have read that article

>> No.30161259
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Fuck I wish I would’ve kept my UVXY calls that I sold today. I have a feeling tomorrow is heading for a bigger dump in the morning

>> No.30161283

>>30159625
The mental image of some boomer hoarding chips in a lockbox like bullion is extremely amusing.

>> No.30161285

>>30160995
Cuz they’re stupid and don’t work. They’re also medical devices when used for covid and should require class education or something more than simple cloth covering. Also everyone keeps wearing those disgusting things all day, allowing other diseases to fester and grow. You zoomers are so stupid. it’s no wonder the billionaires want to kill us. Just obey and hide under the bed. But masks outside are ok. Lmao

>> No.30161284

>>30161167
ITA
XAR
PPA
DFEN

they're not huge jumpers but they are comfy relatively speaking for stability.

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>KTOS still trending down

>> No.30161310

I sold my first futures contract when we turned green briefly and 2 minutes later I was up 210 and closed.
I feel like I'm going to get addicted to this and blow up my account.

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>>30160952
>CLF

CFL/SOXL Trannystock bagholders leave, this is an oil baron thread now.

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>> No.30161338

>>30160834
>>30160770
Selling, my dudes

That's why I'm tracking cost basis, the premiums are offsetting my purchase price

>> No.30161342

>>30161195
>>PLTR plummeting back down already
>There's your "pump", hobbits. Benefited no one but insiders.
bearish
"mommy cathie" is the kiss of death

>> No.30161354

>>30161077
Paper hands portnoy

>> No.30161369
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What's this pattern called?

>> No.30161372
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you will own nothing and be happy

>> No.30161394
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>S&P now under the year long bullish trend

>> No.30161407

>>30160335
>rises to 25.10 and immediately plummets back, benefiting no one but insiders
>mooning
pick one and only one

>> No.30161413

>>30161247
>MAX PAIN
Max pain for oil is for OPEC to OPEN DA GATES when its above $60 and CLOSE DA GATES when it goes below $40 to permanently cripple US shale and canadian oil.

>> No.30161419

>>30161169
Yep, exactly. We will be fine.
>>30161235
> So a ton of people got into backcountry skiiing with disasterous/hilarious results. It's all fucked
I mean isn't this what locals do anyways? When i lived in bumfuck idaho for a while we would always find backwater roads during winter and avoid the gay faggot tourist mountains

>> No.30161422

>>30160687
Are you not understanding what is in pic related and that picture isn't your work? Because I am not seeing an issue.

>> No.30161446

This so called correction is going too slow
TOO SLOW
I want to buy the 20% spy dip TOMOROW

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>>30161123
AAL+DAL keeping my portfolio afloat during tech sell off. I should've bought cruiselines last year along with airlines. Oops.

>> No.30161484

>>30161283
funny you should say that, used GPUs actually kept their value, and in many cases, actually gained value
like holy shit. a 750ti can still cost you around $150 in Newegg
a fucking 750ti

i want to build a new PC so badly but fuck this crypto hype right now

>> No.30161506

Buy ABUS, the JEWS say its good
Dont mind me just checking my sentiment crawler

>> No.30161508

>>30161413
>permanently cripple US shale and canadian oil
CNQ and SU are profitable under $30p/b

>> No.30161514

>>30161372
>you will own nothing and be happy
Literally Bitcoin

>> No.30161516

>>30161394
What happened, Biden bros?

>> No.30161523
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we're going down motherfuckers

>> No.30161587

>>30161285
Most of the things you said were right until you went into your faggot billionaire consipracy tangent at the end

>> No.30161604

>>30161419
Some people did, I mean the people who have 0 education or equipment for it. Deaths are up significantly this year.

>> No.30161605

>Congress closed tomorrow due to Qtard fears
how much clownier can everything get?

>> No.30161617

>>30161516
trump printed more money than any other president last year, so now jerome has to raise interrest and fuck the stock market

>> No.30161631

>>30161287
I was talking to my buddy on /smg/ the other day and I says "Hey, you hear about that oversold company full of drones?"
>"What, you mean Kratos?"
"No, Wal Mart!"

>> No.30161635

MO red in AH, I repeat, MO is read in AH. The dream is over bros

>> No.30161641

>>30161372
I will be augmented
I will not ask for it

>> No.30161648

>>30161451
I held AAL for too long since April, I sold it at 22 so I can be rid of that. Their long-term trends and financials, even before COVID, was not great.

>> No.30161659

>>30161523
just don't drag down bitcoin with you and I don't give a shit

>> No.30161672
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Number will go back up frens?

>> No.30161712

>>30161484
I just sold my 4 years used like a bitch 1080TI for $500, didn't even take a day to sell. It's ridiculous!

>> No.30161730

>>30159755
*greed

>> No.30161738

>Trump rigged the bond market to explode before he left, then intentionally threw the election just to tank the market and blame it on Biden

He was playing 5D chess

>> No.30161749

>>30160448
just look at the yield curve yourself lmao

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>>30161659
Bitcoin is a 50k$ stablecoin now :D

>> No.30161770

>>30161604
>Deaths are up significantly this year.
To be fair the "mountains" we had in Idaho don't compare to the gigantic fucking colossal slopes you have in Colorado, so i can imagine some out-of-state dipshits getting way too drunk off Crown Royal on their skis and flying off a sheer cliff to a 7000 foot drop into a valley

>> No.30161772

>>30161635
goddam you made me look faggot

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>>30161659
>he thinks bitcoin isn't going to crash if stocks crash
ngmi

>> No.30161779

>>30161516
it was unsustainable.

>> No.30161790

It's weird seeing UWMC being shilled by plebbit after it was a darkpool pick I cashed out on before the fall

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>>30161313

Hey, Oil and Steel are tied together bro. New Forbes article

https://www.forbes.com/sites/investor/2021/03/03/stocks-caterpillar-martin-marietta-infrastructure-build/

>> No.30161812

>>30161712
Huh, that's exactly what's in mine. Maybe I should try to hawk it and buy and upgrade at the same it.

>> No.30161816

>>30161029
Based, thanks Warren

>> No.30161822

>>30159165
Anyone here have a pic of tony "don't hide, buy" and nega tony "dont buy, hide"?

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>>30161672
I hope our numbers go back up

>> No.30161839

>>30161672
NOPE

>> No.30161872

>>30161772
I'M NEVER GOING TO RECOVER FROM THIS $10 USD LOST IN ONE NIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.30161913

>>30161799
>you will never be able to afford that sex change operation

>> No.30161921

>>30161605
>26,000 National Guard troops, and they are worried about a militia

Do Democrats unironically think militia's are like Bane's Army in the Batman movies?

>> No.30161925

So let me get this straight. People sell bonds so yields go up. They do this because they think the economy is hot and are willing to risk owning stocks instead of safer bonds. This increases demand for stocks and decreases demand for bonds.

But then... why do increasing yields kill stocks if the reason yields were killed were people selling bonds to go into stocks? Shouldn't stocks go up because demand for stocks went up? You'd think it's just a game of musical chairs where the net result is no change.

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minerbros what's the story on SOS?
Is the 40$ PT a scam?

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>>30161648
>AAL financials
I agree. Just waiting to dump on reddit when they FOMO in.

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>>30161672
...eventually...

>> No.30161961
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Well I've lost about 60% of my portfolio at this point. Most of it due to WKHS and CLF absolutely fucking me.

Come Friday I'm loading up on actual good stocks so I can start to rebuild. This dip fucking sucked.

>> No.30161969

>>30161921
They're like the Resistance in Star Wars! But also the First Order!

>> No.30161980

>>30161925
>People sell bonds so yields go up
People buy bonds so yields go up.

>> No.30161993

>>30161921
apparently they learned everything about life from harry potter and marvel movies so yea probably

>> No.30161994

>>30161775
Tesla and crypto are locked in an embrace of death. If one falls ,so will the other.

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Kek. I’m laughing at the podcasts analytics bro’s.

>> No.30162023

>>30161605
Jesus. I bet none of these threats are legitimate.

>> No.30162053
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>>30161925
Stocks aren't tanking because yields are going up, that is their cover story. They are selling everything to get retail (now 20% of the market, the largest percent ever, and mostly dumb money) to panic sell, so the big boys can buy up everything at a discount

>> No.30162056

>>30161921
I'm not a moron so I'm unable to imagine how they think

>> No.30162067

>>30161605
Why the fuck didn't they prepare for the literal electoral college day but for a stimulus day they do this

>> No.30162073

>>30161961
>actuall good stocks
dont exist

>> No.30162079

>>30161921
Bruh their provocateurs hide behind women and they always ambush or outnumber their targets when they get a tad ballsy. In short: they're dyed in the wool cowards.

>> No.30162082

>>30161617
Oh, so bad things happening this year are because of Trump and good things happening this year are because of Biden. Got it.

>> No.30162110

>>30161712
>>30161812
but if you sell your current GPU, what are you even going to buy?
the new GPUs are also expensive as fuck relative to what they are
all because of crypto

when does it end

>> No.30162115

>>30159351
Name of company?

>> No.30162144

>>30162053
Everybody in the thread: listen to this man. Read what he has to say and drill it into your fucking stupid cattle goyim heads.

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>nio
>aqb
>soxl
>rlftf

>> No.30162170

>>30161921
Better to cancel than a fucking fight between civilians and the feds. Let's be honest. Imagine the military having to have a situation to open fire. Nopeeee don't like the sound of the guard killing any citizens even q fags

>> No.30162174

>>30162110
>when does it end
when BTC crashes

>> No.30162185
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>down 5% today on my entire portfolio
>Starship exploded again
It's over space bros

>> No.30162186

>>30162018
Kek Boomers saying nigger and losing retirement money, pretty based

>> No.30162199

>>30161249
Did you write this yourself?

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I dont feel so good....

>> No.30162211

>>30162115
cwsff

>> No.30162221
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Give me one reason not to dump another 20% of my portfolio into SOXL tomorrow.

Nothing has changed. Semiconductor shortage is still a go. Biden is still EOing to try to address it. NASDUMP is getting the usual turbulence, but it has bounced back from it plenty of times before.

Are you going to be suckered out of getting premium cheapies again, Anon?

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>>30162144
Thanks fren, and checked

>> No.30162245

>>30162144
Kys

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>>30162018
>65+
Kek

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>>30161249
Nigger, a new report was just released. Clf tranny ngmi

>> No.30162279

>>30162245
Hi.

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>>30162082
Yes. Which is why it is a perfect opportunity to crash the market again and have that long overdue correction. It is politically expedient to do so while the scapegoat excuses still work.

>> No.30162306

>>30162221
BECAUSE IT'S IN FREEEFALLL

AAHHHHHHH

>> No.30162342

>>30162221
semis aren't at the bottom yet. NVDA will hit 100 soon.

>> No.30162343

>>30162224
He‘s not your fren nigger

>> No.30162348

>>30161027
it is unfortunately, down 300K in 2 weeks lol

>> No.30162407

>>30162221
>Give me one reason not to dump another 20% of my portfolio into SOXL tomorrow.
You cannot seriously be investing in a company managed by a literal horsefucker.

>> No.30162411

>>30162053
Regardless of if this is true or not all I really know is if you just keep averaging down you’ll recover that much sooner when it all pumps again.

It sucks, it’s hard to watch when I buy something on a red day and we get another red day, but I know it’s the right thing to do.

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>>30162342
Ok retard

>> No.30162462

>>30161955
Good idea. It was part of the first WSB meme push back in late January too. You might be able to dump it at 25 or 30, but don't be greedy or you'll end up holding bags.

>> No.30162490
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What's it like putting it in a woman's butt?

>> No.30162494

>>30162174
somehow i get the feeling GPUs will still be inflated as fuck since even if BTC crashes, it's well above whatever breakeven these miners have on BTC

new capacity for TSM will be prioritized for automobile chip manufactuers, i dont see any hope other than overpaying and i hate it

>> No.30162496

>>30162221
I'm usually right there with ya fren. But tomorrow will be the tell all. Were literally at last line of defense on nasdump before going all the wayyyy. We either start recovery tomorrow. Or were in for a good good correction. If that's the case might as well sell and rebuy

>> No.30162495

>>30162407
You’re not funny. You’re just annoying. Please go back you attention whoring faggot

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IS IT TOO LATE TO ADD UVXY IM ALREADY INVERSE BUT I WANT MAX BIZARRO GAINS

>> No.30162565
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Bitcoin we all know you're gonna do it, just hit 60k already

>> No.30162590

>>30162490
Not as fun as you might think....

>> No.30162592

>>30162495
Every single post by you in this thread has been you sperging out over me, not a single contribution to the thread.
You need to be sterilized so your autistic vampire white school shooting genes are never passed on, holy FUCK.

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>>30162490
like fucking a sandpapery loofah

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>>30162590
what if she cleans her ass out with an enima

>> No.30162654

>PLUG
holy fuck