/biz/ - Business & Finance

just kill your gf

>>30145254
ask her and your parents for money. They will surely give

>>30145254
invest in an abortion or ngmi

>>30145254
Congratulations fren.

It's time stop stop gambling.
Open up a savings account, man up, get a job and get to it.

>>30145254
You don't buy anything retard, if you only have a measly grand to put in. Both you and your bastard child will remain poor

>>30145254
Abortion utility token

Your life is literally over. If you have a soul-sucking ungrateful parasite you have to take care of, you’ve lost. You will never make it with all the money in the world.

Tomorrow the Watch token launched at 11. It's gonna be big in the next Weeks

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>>30145254

Is she white? Are you white?

Welcome to hell buddy. I spend 60% of my after bills money on my kid
>1k per month for college fund
>clothes
>500 per month for his first car
>400 per month for his first house down payment
>rest goes to smokes and crypto gambling

Dumbass

>>30145640
why wouldnt i?

Women are the Number One way you can make sure you never make it. They are LITERALLY and unironically designed by their Creator specifically to seduce men into getting them pregnant and everything that follows from that.

>>30145254
what do billionaires buy as soon as they make it?
children
kids are the wealth and makin it.
think of your child's future and invest what's going to solve problems in her life

>>30145620
>t.moshe
>>30145675
bait but just don't put money for his college fund, he can go to France when he's 18 or Germany and study for free, they like burgers there.
>>30145716
Scientifically and darwinistically and biologically our goal is to reproduce faggot, quit this jewish individualistic shit, you see a muslim couple get 5 kids and survive on nothing, just gibs and 1 man working min wage, yet you niggers freak out because of 1 kid? you faggots should be executed right after the jews because of this antinatal shilling, if the white race is going down it's certainly because of fags like you.

>>30145994
Cope faggot enjoy your gains getting drained n g m i

>>30145254
So many things wrong with this post.

>>30145254
All in on fantom and stake it, it will be at least 5$ EOY

>>30145994
>if the white race is going down it's certainly because of fags like you.

If millions and millions of people all over the world have made the same decision at the same time, that's a social trend that no individual action can change (unless you become a dictator ruling continents with the power to alter the lives of whole population).

To think that your individual decision to have children is some earth-shatteringly important thing is incredibly smoothbrained.

>>30145254
A B O R T I ON
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>>30145254
Post more rare apus

>>30145254
just dropping in to say cute kitty and i'm happy for you and your girlfriend.
link is medium/long term winner. bancor and graph will likely continue to perform short-term (at least). no real recs on small caps atm.

>>30145254
>Just found out my gf is pregnant
Congratulations, you're gonna make it.

>>30146283
At least he's doing his part while you're just conforming to a social trend

>>30145254
I made that pepe

>>30146495

>>30145488
thank you anon
>>30146262
I will put a responsible amount on some Fantom!!
>>30146593
Thank you Doctor
>>30146691
This means everything anon i appreciate it

Women are attracted to men who are better than them and can dominate them. Her being pregnant means she has complete power over you granted by the courts. This will lead to her respecting you less and therefore being less attracted to you.
Unfortunately monogamy is a rigged game because women are not attracted to monogamous men.

Anon you are a father soon, so take responsibility. Don't chase unrealistic dreams that will make your future get magically brighter. Be a fucking man, work on yourself, make sure plans, no more gambling. If you have these 1000 $ really spare and no problem with losing it, it's ok, but otherwise, think about your future child.
My pick is GRT, but it's up to you to do your own research.

>>30145254
Get a job unironically. You can't gamble your entire 1k on shitcoins with a kid on the way retard.

>>30147422
I love your work

>>30145254
Give her the money and be a responsible parent.

>>30145254
An abortion will cost less than 1k

Invest in a gun and one bullet.

>>30147755
>>30147688
>just throw away your dreams and be 'responsible'
cringe ngmi
thank God my gf has a shitton of money so even if I get her pregnant the kid is made for life

>>30145254
1k is just about enough money for an abortion.

>>30148114
If he's having a kid and his dream isn't about raising his own family, IDK why he had the kid to begin with. I understand that career dreams and family are not mutually exclusive, but if you are going to start a household you should be willing to sacrifice other things to ensure the stability necessary for your child's upbringing.

>>30145254
invest in $ABORTION

>>30145254
"she" said she thinks she is pregnant, is pregnant, or had a test and knows she is pregnant. several ex gfs told me they were late or pregnant as a test and when they say the look on my face they knew I had no interest in them or kids and suddenly they were not pregnant and I dumped her. Kids are expensive, and the gs if going to be demanding a lot of time, resources and more money. Just because you can physically have kids does not mean you should, or should now. Do you have money for a family, for the divorce that is likely to come in 10 years? If you got $1k to invest you broke.

>>30148224
because people have accidental pregnancies? Doesn't mean you should murder the kid but you shouldn't abandon your own dreams either

>>30145675
>Saving 12k per year for college

Lmao do burgers really? Tell them to get good grades so they get a state school scholarship. Or just, you know, a job.

>>30148451
Survive. Reproduce.

>>30145254
I have five kids. Kids are awesome. Even if your woman ends up being sketchy, your kid will always be a great thing in your life.

UNN
Ocean has been doing me good.
Eradix maybe

>>30148654
I don't understand the need to pass your genes.
It's not YOU, and it has nothing to do with your essence. You should be more concerned about your spiritual well-being considering that your soul will likely not cease to exist after death.

>>30147507
I'm sorry but who's this little guy?

>>30148760
You can only reincarnate into your bloodline.

>>30145254
Dont listen to murderfags, I’m not a financial advisor but I will pray for you and your future little family

lots of jews ITT. congrats op

>>30145254
I would unironically put 1K into NU and just hold until that annoying child turns 10.

>1k
lmfao

>>30149135
I'd also agree on GRT but 1k + the ETH you need to delegate would maybe not be the most cushy thing to have to manage for a retard who got a girl pregnant.

>>30148936
Sorry but I believe in Jesus

>>30148403
She's definitely pregnant took some tests and we're both happy to have it just not the best with money currently.
>>30148751
Thank you Anon i'll look into these. I realize that I'm essentially broke but I'm working right now and saving more money going forward too. If i can make any gains even if its over years I would like to do it starting now. I Could of got Bitcoin when it was less than 1k but i was totally ignorant. I'm Looking to learn so i can have some crypto or stocks worth something years down the line, doesn't have to be fotm

>>30149115
How does he even know it's his kid? It could be anyone's.

>>30145254
All in monero, thank me later

>>30145994
if france doesnt become a literal shithole by then, but if it stays afloat, yes, american teens are liked here, and most end up learning french rather quickly, and with a very good french accent too.
all the luck to you

>>30145254
Who's the father?

get on BSC, pancakeswap and go with shitcoins that you can x10 on

>>30145254
You are fucked