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>> No.30112919

>>30112597
I think he'll incrementally raise it over the next couple years, too much pressure from OG backbench tories to keep any increases low.

I think he may introduce some bullshit crypto specific tax, I hope not though.

>> No.30112939
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30112939

He has arrived.

Also of interest:
>Contactless limit more than doubles
>One announcement that will not be held back for the statement, we now know, is this.
>The limit for contactless payments - considered hugely important during the pandemic - will more than double, to £100.
>A press release issued by the treasury says the UK is no longer bound by the £45 cap that applies across the EU.

>> No.30113013

>>30112919
I think the 45% rumours are just a way to get us to accept 30% or something. You might be right about a specific crypto tax. It would be in line with this countries' leadership making incredibly short-sighted and backwards moves that stifle burgeoning tech.

>> No.30113016

I hope you're ready for a 60% capital gains tax, lads.
Can't be having the riffraff be getting rich of of crypto now, we have to pay back Bazza and Shanice's bartending furlough pay.

>> No.30113043

>>30112939
kek is this really a focus point of the budget. the fucking contactless limit. who gives a fuck, it has minimal to no impact on the economy.

>> No.30113049

>>30112939
''Look at me and my box of misery!''

He isn't smiling. That isn't good. He's gonna eviscerate us all..

>> No.30113106

What? CGT going from 20% to 45%? No way

>> No.30113126

>>30113013

Niggers arent getting 30% either.

They can remove tax free allowance, and make it flat 20% removing the 10% under 55k shit, or i’ll pay it to another government

>> No.30113145

>>30113016
>I hope you're ready for a 60% capital gains tax, lads.
lmao if this happens millionaires will flee the country in the dead of night. At least house prices will go down.

>>30113043
Meh. It's a nice bonus. 45 quid limit is retarded, I always just got them to split it into two payments so I could manage it.
>>30113049
Yeah you're right, he looks glum as fuck.

>> No.30113216

>>30113106
The country is literally on the verge of going under. Government borrowing increased tenfold in the last 10 months. How else are they going to raise the money to keep the lights on?

>> No.30113313
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30113313

PRE-BUDGET PRESS RELEASE:

>The Chancellor set out to Cabinet details of the Budget he will deliver later today.

>He said that the coronavirus pandemic has hit our economy hard. We've stepped in to provide support and protect jobs and today we will outline more support to get people through to the other side of the crisis.

>The Chancellor said we must be honest with ourselves and the country about what that has meant. We are borrowing on an extraordinary scale - equivalent only to wartime levels.

>He said that, as a Conservative Government, we know that we cannot ignore this problem and it wouldn't be right or responsible to do so.

>The Chancellor said that, while we face challenging times, we will rise to that challenge and we can be optimistic about the recovery. He said the Budget will begin the work of building our future economy.

>The Prime Minister said the measures being announced in the Budget today were only possible because of the prudence of the Conservative Government over a long period of time, which meant the country had gone into the crisis with strong public finances.

>He said the Budget would begin to set out how the country will make the most of our post-Brexit future and as a science superpower.

>The PM said the Government’s plan for growth would focus on innovation, skills and infrastructure - with the mission being to unleash the potential of our whole country and build back better from the pandemic.

It sounds bad lads.

>> No.30113367

>>30113313
time to privatise the nhs

>> No.30113423

>>30113313
>All this nospeak
Hey, I have an idea? Why not open up the fucking economy again so people can pay their fucking taxes and not lump the responsibility of a 50+% tax onto the 1/5 of people still working?

>> No.30113496

>>30113423
lmao they can't do that. How else would they usher in the great reset and the new world order? The country must sink ever further into debt.

>> No.30113531

>>30113313
Tories fucking us over. Never expected it.

>> No.30113612

>>30113313
this is now an /austerity/ general thread

>> No.30113643

>>30113313
I'm putting all my money into gold and crypto

>> No.30113673

>>30113531
>>30113612
topkek
Labour wouldn't be any better at this point. They're basically the same party at this point, aren't they?

>> No.30113700

>>30113643
Silver miners > silver > gold
Just my two pence. Which, admittedly, will be worth significantly less after this cunt delivers his budget.

>> No.30113702

>>30113673
My dislike of the tory party doesn't mean i like labour. So tend to agree. Labour are a fucking shambles

>> No.30113728
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>>30112597
>bitcoin tax to 45%
>other taxes the same
>pension triple lock is broken, boomers will never vote for labour anyway

>> No.30113732 [DELETED] 

I love the tech and in love with crypto not really because of money but coz of the unique features every new project gives..

I just found a gem its looks unique lets see how they work on it
https://mochimo.org/

Plz share with me more good projects.

>> No.30113747

>>30113612
I thought they would have learned that austerity doesn't work.

>> No.30113784
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30113784

>>30113673
I think it's time for a third party, if you cath my drift.

>> No.30113801

>>30113673
agreed, both shite

>> No.30113832

>>30113700
where should I put my capital? Everything's going to get taxed to fuck

>> No.30113862

>>30113216
Knowing them, they'll just let the lights go out.

>> No.30113865
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30113865

>>30113784
Agreed, brother.

>> No.30113900

Whatever dudes this shit is gay who cares

>> No.30113914

>>30113784
the lib dems?

>> No.30113921

>>30113832
>open catalog
>pick shitcoin
>flee country to avoid tax

>> No.30113963
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30113963

>>30113784
They already made sure that won't happen the way you want

>> No.30113964

>>30113865
rishi is hindu

>> No.30113982
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30113982

>>30112597
What is love?
Rishi don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more
Rishi don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more

>> No.30113999

>>30113832
Not even sure what I'm going to do myself desu. The long term plan for me is to hopefully gtfo out of here and go over to Portugal, achieve tax residency status and then cash out tax free in sunny bliss.

>> No.30114008

>>30112597
The hard-working Pakistani is too busy serving his customers to whinge about the budget.

>> No.30114013

CANCEL IR35 RISHI PLEEAASSEEE

>> No.30114031
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30114031

>>30113531

>> No.30114038

>>30113999
checked. marry an EU citizen if possible and you won't have to pay for the golden visa

>> No.30114120

Why is there no help for the people who have a huge deposit but not a huge salary?

>> No.30114169

>>30113963
Kek no on trusts farage now after he's up-and-ran three times now. He simply has no mainstream reival, which is why he's been able to monopolise the centre-right stage of politics in this country. The only other right-wing parties are extremist tier shit that no one wants to touch with a 50 foot pole.

>> No.30114177
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30114177

>>30113673
labour is an absolute STATE at the moment
they don't stand a chance next election
essentially the same as the tories, plus some immigrant cock sucking and identity politics thrown in

>> No.30114207

>>30113313
>The PM said the Government’s plan for growth would focus on innovation, skills and infrastructure
Blockchain is fairly innovative and skillful

>> No.30114232

>>30114207
I CALL APP BRITAIN

>> No.30114395
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30114395

>>30114169
I quite like Patriotic Alternative but they won't even be given a license to run and there's fuck all they can do about it. Honestly, if you don't give people a political way out of this mess they'll find other, less nice means.
>>30114232
lmao

>> No.30114410

>>30112919
Crypto ISA when
If crypto is taxed as an investment why not ISA Ranjesh????

>> No.30114436
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30114436

45 minutes lads. I'm going for a brew, keep this alive please.
Does anyone have a link to BBC News livestream? I can't remember by Iplayer login details, wanna watch PMQ's.

>> No.30114506

>>30114436
crop ur meme sir

>> No.30114542

can now pay for a full tank of fuel contactless lads 2021 is a great year

>> No.30114582

>>30113784
LIB DEM SURGE

>> No.30114589

>>30114410
I'd tattoo Sunak's little goblin face on my bellend if he introduces a Crypto ISA. You're right though, it makes sense.. which is why it won't happen lol

>> No.30114672

>>30114436
learn how to screenshot

>> No.30114711

>>30114589
(((They))) wont allow it because they know 20k in crypto combined with a basic triple digit IQ can make a fuckload of money and they want their cut no matter what.

>> No.30114946
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30114946

>>30114672
>>30114506
Yeah I know, it was 14mb so I resized it in paint but forgot about the white space. Right fucking embarrassment. Fixed it.

>> No.30115031

>>30114946
brown bastards

>> No.30115093

>>30114946
This reminds me of one of those "and this is my sons room" pics

>> No.30115200
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30115200

>>30114436
he looking a bit, um, plasticky this weatha, is our Kanzler. Like Action Man with a suntan

>> No.30115207

>>30114711
Indeed. I have made more in crypto in the last 18 months than in the last 10 years of wageslaving. It really is a cheat code for life if you aren't completely braindead. (((They))) only want themselves to have such cheat codes.
>>30115031
Yeah it sickens me too.

>> No.30115240

>>30115093
>He's really into politics

>> No.30115327
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30115327

Is anyone else hearing this? Let the record show that this big-nosed dickhead cares far more about giving our money to foreigners than about this country. Who gives a fuck about aid to Yemen? It's full of brown people for fucks sake.

>> No.30115333

>>30114395
Alas we don't have the 2nd ammendment here so fedposting is off the table.
Unless someone gave the Irish a call and asked them for a few lessons, of course.

>> No.30115378

>>30115327
>It's full of brown people
so is the House.
they'll be allowing them in the Lords next.

>> No.30115422

>>30115333
I think you'd be surprised at how little force would be needed to change things. I genuinely think the government would collapse in less than a week of a proper uprising. They don't have the stomach for it. The issue is that this country hasn't seen such civil unrest for hundreds and hundreds of years. The people of this island are docile in the extreme.

>> No.30115457

>>30115327
>Iran is a designated enemy of the Anglo-Zionist empire
>The Saudis are an ally
>They're fighting a proxy war in Yemen

>> No.30115497

>>30113313
>The Prime Minister said the measures being announced in the Budget today were only possible because of the prudence of the Conservative Government over a long period of time, which meant the country had gone into the crisis with strong public finances.
Insane how not true this is

>> No.30115501

>>30115457
I can't wait for Iran to get nukes. It's gonna be fucking great. Should even things up substantially.

>> No.30115600

>>30115497
compared to what comrade corbyn would have done? he's not lying.

>> No.30115697

>>30115497
>strong public finances
We were still in austerity when lockdown started, it's amazing how much of being a politician is being able to barefaced lie to your people.

>> No.30115786

>>30115501
That would be such a huge thing.
Israel will straight up first strike them with nukes.

>> No.30115801
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30115801

>>30115600
Can you faggots stop mentioning that old cunt for 1 second? Is that really your only retort in defence of these spastics in charge? Corbyn is no worse than the tories at this point, they have been in power for literally 10 years you fucking retard and have spent just as much if not more than any other party.

>> No.30115853

>>30115801
dont care, never voting Labour until they do a HARD 180 on immigration

>> No.30115858

why does everyone on this fucking stream have the most ridiculous messy unprofessional haircut lmao

>> No.30115993

>>30115858
because barbers are shut mate

can't be turning up to parliment in your fresh turkish trim in lockdown fella

>> No.30115997

>>30115858
because of lockdown you tard

>> No.30116001

>>30115858
Hairdressers are outlawed in current year

>> No.30116016

>>30115786
You think so? Fuck it, even that would be great. It would destabilise Israel massively. No country can 'first-strike' another country and not pay for it in some way. They would suffer ten terror attacks a day in every major urban area.
>>30115801
They're both shite. The only reason to vote Conservative was to lessen immigration but they don't even do that anymore. Immigration is as high as it can possibly be. They are bringing in as many people as they can, to the absolute limit. The infrastructure just won't allow for anymore.
What the fuck is the point then? Might as well have voted Labour all this time. Fed up of it. It's just two sides of the same shit coin.

>> No.30116078

>>30115997
you would have thought they would get their wives to give them a quick snip before coming to parliament or wherever the fuck this room is
anyway here we go lads

>> No.30116092
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30116092

He's on his feet lads.

>> No.30116154

CAUTIOUS BUT IRREVERSIBLE
>CAUTIOUS BUT IRREVERSIBLE
CAUTIOUS BUT IRREVERSIBLE

>> No.30116199

>>30116016
>>30115786
>Iran publicly tests its first nuke
>Within minutes Israeli nukes are inbound
>Anglo-Zionist media blames Iran for being the victim of a first strike
>Joe Biden is asleep

>> No.30116252

>>30115697
Gaslighting is the politician's most important ability.

>> No.30116455

wish he'd just get to the tax hikes so I can kms

>> No.30116496

>>30116455
Indeed. Fucking boring this.

>> No.30116531

inb4 crypto tax

>> No.30116549

this is gonna be bad boys

>> No.30116561
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30116561

the fuck? pajeet's eyebrows seem groomed today.

That fucker broke lockdown rules and hired a wax lady.

>> No.30116582

>>30116496
So far it's just spend spend spend. How is this shit being paid for? Get ready for a shafting.

>> No.30116615

>not paying tribute to your right honourable friends

>> No.30116649

>>30116582
inb4 3% increase across the board

>> No.30116722
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>>30116649
If we're lucky.

>> No.30116743
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30116743

>>30116582
>pajeets buying us World Cup 2030
FOOTBALLS COMING HOME
its all gibs, gibs, gibs, this.
I don't think he's gonna bother with Taxes and all that complicated, unpopular shit

>> No.30116792

>>30116582
>>30116743
innit, literally tax cuts out the arse at the moment. Fucksake.

>> No.30116832

can anyone tell me why rishi talks like he's doing a piece for blue peter?

>> No.30116852

plump up period over
here comes the bad news

>> No.30116855

>>30116743
just drown in debt and reset currency. Ill max out my credit card and have all my hard assets accounted for, with a bunch of gold coins to spare, no biggie.

>> No.30116883

>>30116832
He's a poof anon

>> No.30116890

>>30113784
there's always another position

>> No.30116902

Boris is shitting himself, something bad is coming

>> No.30116959

THE BROWS ARE DOWN THE BROWS ARE DOWN HERE COMES THE SHIT BOMBS

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>>30116902
I don't feel so good

>> No.30116964

HERE'S THE BUT

>> No.30116967

>352 billion
352 billion
>352 billion
352 billion
>352 billion
352 billion
>352 billion
352 billion
>352 billion
352 billion

>> No.30116975

>>30116561
Here we go

>> No.30116989

here
it comes
LAADSSS

>> No.30116993

Come on Rishi fuck my shit up

>> No.30116998
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30116998

HERE IT COMES LADS

>> No.30117009 [DELETED] 

oh shit it's staked, I forgot, I'm done for lmao
good I didn’t go for this shit they tried to shill on /biz/ today
my wallet with yvs and their staking system. top pearl on yield market with contemporary options

>> No.30117014

LETS GO BOYS

>> No.30117041

HERE IT COMESSSS FUCK I FEEL FUNNY

>> No.30117095

>>30116016
Tories have never done a thing to limit immigration, why on earth do people still parrot this. "Ooh they introduced immigration targets" which they never fucking met. Their paymasters need cheap labour.

>> No.30117100

CUNZERVATIVE GOVUMUNTS

>> No.30117105

he's going for the double barrel approach ffuuucccckk

>> No.30117143
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HERE IT COMES!!!

>> No.30117150

>>30117095
>Gave refferendum

>> No.30117163

its so bad he's not even gonna lay out specific budget targets lul

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30117177

Me rn

>> No.30117180

AAAAHHHHH

>> No.30117182

boris gripping the couches lol

>> No.30117193

NOOO RAAIISEEE YYESSSS

>> No.30117199

it hwurts

>> No.30117216

>>30117193
NO RAISE ON INCOME, HE HASN'T MENTIONED CAPITAL GAINS. I'M SCARED.

>> No.30117218

Rishi smiles a lot so we should trust him to do the right thing.

>> No.30117224

>HE DIDNT SAY CGT
HE DIDNT SAY CGT
>HE DIDNT SAY CGT
HE DIDNT SAY CGT
>HE DIDNT SAY CGT
HE DIDNT SAY CGT
>HE DIDNT SAY CGT
HE DIDNT SAY CGT

>> No.30117227

Were fucked

>> No.30117243

>>30117216
OHH FUUCCCCKKKK

>> No.30117272

>>30112597
CAPITAL GAINS SAFU

>> No.30117281

>>30113126
fuck me lad bet they’re shitting themselves now. Rishi cancel the tax hike mate or else you won’t get anons £10k!!

>> No.30117285

WTF DID HE SAY

>> No.30117286

NO ALLOWANCE INCREASE OR DECREASE BUT HE'S GOING TO FUCK US UPPPP NOOOO

>> No.30117339

>>30117286
business rates 2023, this guy just rolling the stone lol

>> No.30117350

100mil on clamping down on tax avoidance, +25% on corporation tax (not sure i heard that right)

>> No.30117357

CORPORATION TAX 25%
TORIES ARE BASED?

>> No.30117367

"AND NOW I ANNOUNCE A 90% CAPITAL GAINS ON CRYPTO HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOOUUUU"

>> No.30117380

>>30112597
First Indian ITT

>> No.30117382

NO CHANAGE ON CGT HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.30117383

Yes yes yes fuck the businesses fuck the businesses

>> No.30117403

nice, fuck up the big guys my g

>> No.30117413

>>30117150
Cheers mate. Care to look at non-eu migration figures, ever?

>> No.30117429

>>30117350
>+25% on corporation tax (not sure i heard that right)
25% (on corp profits above £250k), from 2023, is right. its 19% now - thats a hike, for Tories.

>> No.30117449

until he announces that the debt will be paid back by shitskin slaves im not voting for them still

>> No.30117450

if these changes are all 2023 why the fook he mentioning it

>> No.30117488

Boys, is CGT safe? Don't banter me bros, the window's open and it's a 20 metre drop

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Lads, im a norf man in manchester.

Is it a good idea to buy a 1 bedroom flat for 60-70k? Seems dirt cheap and easy to pay off. for me, a home is just a place to dump my shit and relax.

>> No.30117505

are you done spazzing out now? they want recovery.

>> No.30117512

>>30117281

Kek i have 35k link mate. Fuck off. Its cheaper to literally buy a passport at a tax haven then even pay 20%
If they raise it at all its exactly what i’ll do

>> No.30117521

>>30117450
i think its going to get to that rate by 2023, so it'll steadily increase and reach that level by 2023, businesses need to prepare for tax hikes

>>30117429
ye

>> No.30117540

>>30117493
if its fire safe, yes.

>> No.30117543

>big corp tax increased
>no word on CGT
fuck this is kinda based desu

>> No.30117555

Imagine if theyd just locked down the borders instead of locking down the country. All other countries would be fucked and we'd still be running.

>> No.30117608

130% expense policy? XD

>> No.30117609

>>30117488
yep, all clear fren

>> No.30117611

IS IT A BIRD IS IT A PLANE NO ITS SUPER INVESTMENT DEDUCTION

>> No.30117618

>>30117413
Restricting freedom of movement is better than not, You just sound like a mong who hates all immigrants and immigration

>> No.30117624

>stamp duty holiday extended
anything to prop up that bubble

fuck this government

>> No.30117632

new super-deduction tax policy.... hmmm...

>> No.30117638

>>30117543
The fact that he hasn't mentioned it yet is scaring me. Feels like he's going to just slip in a 10% increase and then exit stage left.

>> No.30117642

MUH BOOZE

>> No.30117643

>>30117543
no it's not he's leaving it till the end so he can fuck us in the cunt

>> No.30117657

>>30117624
get on the ladder or drown anon

>> No.30117661

>>30117543
cgt frozen until 2026

>> No.30117674

>>30117608
lmao and he wants the country to get drunk too

>> No.30117708

>>30117643
Politicians love investing too though.

>> No.30117718
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Interdasting

>> No.30117725

>>30117543
>Corps move to Ireland
OMG! So fucking BASED!

>> No.30117732

>>30117618
Quite the opposite, my wife is an immigrant. Just makes me laugh when people see the Tories as some great immigration gatekeeper when they're mainly all talk.

>> No.30117739

> freeze duty on alcohol and fuel

Deano and his cider tins and BMW are the puppetmasters of our economy aren't they?

>> No.30117762

>>30117739
deano and the lads outnumber us

>> No.30117778

YOU BOUGHT A FUCKING BANK?

>> No.30117789

>>30117739
True powerbrokers

>> No.30117790

>>30117543
The thing I always hated about the Tories as a naive student was how they always screw over the average normie worker with their money. The successful and rich are rewarded with tax cuts. Now this is a good thing for me if they don't touch capital gains. I don't mind 20%. Tbh they might not need to raise it, since they've scared so many investors to selling at 20% taxes.

>> No.30117798

da gween indoosrial reevolushun

>> No.30117831

ere ere ere

>> No.30117851

>>30117718
This shit doesn't bother me too much. Yeah inflations bad but at least tax number no go up. Number stay same grug happy.

>> No.30117855

>>30117790
everyone becomes more tory as they age

>> No.30117874

>>30117718
not that bad really, was expecting way worse

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>>30117778

>> No.30117897

BUY GREEN ENERGY STOCKS

>> No.30117919

>>30117893
out of embarassment?

>> No.30117935

>>30117874
he hasn't mentioned CGT yet. don't clean up the lube just yet.

>> No.30117940

>>30117718
I don't get it. Does this mean CGT remains as it currently is until 2026? Is that what he said?
This is fucking based as fuck. I'm voting Tory next time if this is what he has done.

>> No.30117952

>register your pub or nail salon to become more innovative
topkek

>> No.30117964

>>30117952
>pint of larger from the pad

>> No.30117972

Fuck this Sunak paki, handing out even more gibs.

>> No.30117994

>>30117940
just the £12.5k allowance

>> No.30118044

>International talent
*facepalm*

>> No.30118050

>>30117972
Made me spit out my drink reading this, cheers lad

>> No.30118066

>>30118044
we are an international country lad

>> No.30118069

>>30117994
Okay, I thought so. I'm starting to feel sick. I can see him raising it massively at this point. He's leaving it a long fucking time.

>> No.30118094

>>30117940
cgt frozen until 2026 yes

>> No.30118129

>>30118066
>we

>> No.30118130

Well if it remains 20% its based. They’ll get their cut of my LINK gains at 1k now instead of nothing

>> No.30118140

>and now, i'm announcing an 85% tax on crypto to crypto transactions
>sunak stops talking, and begins silently staring down the camera lens for several minutes
>you start hearing helicopters, dogs, and doors being kicked in outside your house

>> No.30118151

You guys realise the CGT tax threshold frozen doesn't mean the CGT % is frozen too, right?

He's gonna fuck us

>> No.30118177

>>30117935
are you high? he laid out his increase in his two steps thing. It's over, he's talking about other bullshit incentives now

>> No.30118192

LEVEL UP DA NORF SIMPLE AS

>> No.30118197

>>30118140
topkek

>> No.30118209

> 95% capital gains tax

>> No.30118229

>>30118140
i wouldnt be surprised

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>>30118140
lmao

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Prepare your pinkies lads, >20% CGT incoming.

>> No.30118292

here it is

>> No.30118309

lets all move to a freeport lads

>> No.30118349

>>30118309
what is the CGT in a freeport?

>> No.30118369

>>30118349
free
it's in the name

>> No.30118376

>>30118309
mm yes I'm looking at villas in teesside as we speak

>> No.30118377

You cunts are really panicking when you hear the word invest aren’t you lol

CGT is fine this time. Wait until it’s ramped up next year though

>> No.30118381

>>30112597
freeports? Who wants to go be a pirate lads

>> No.30118391

fucking freeports lad! Rishi's quite based after all

>> No.30118400

what is pajeets obsession with Teeside?
cunt couldn't find it on a map

>> No.30118405

>>30118376
lovely scones too

>> No.30118414

uk freeport tax havens....?
more research needed

>> No.30118419

>>30118377
yeah i can see him leaving it this year but next year likely not

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>>30118177
Did he? The ticker hasn't shown anything about it yet and none of the live news things seem to know either. Pic related is exactly what he said. He needs to fucking clarify.

>> No.30118455

what the fuck is a freeport?

>> No.30118456

>>30118419
thats an issue for older me
this year we get big bullrun

>> No.30118507

>>30118400
>tfw lived in teesside for years

A truly grim place

>> No.30118526

>>30118455
ask yer mum lad

>> No.30118534

HE'S WRAPPING UP

NO CGT INCREASE
>NO CGT INCREASE
NO CGT INCREASE
>NO CGT INCREASE
NO CGT INCREASE
>NO CGT INCREASE
NO CGT INCREASE
>NO CGT INCREASE
NO CGT INCREASE
>NO CGT INCREASE
NO CGT INCREASE
>NO CGT INCREASE

>> No.30118541

REEEEEEEREREEREYEYAEYEEEARR LETS GO DRINK SOME CHILDRENS BLOOD LADS

>> No.30118546

Looks like we survived lads

>> No.30118555

>>30118151
Even if he just gets rid of the allowance it's not the end of the world for me there. It's the rates I'm concerned about

>> No.30118564

?????????????????????????????
WTF?????????????????
ARE WE OK?????????????????????

>> No.30118572

>>30118541
zozzle

>> No.30118576

>>30118534
WE'RE SAFE BRITBONGS

DUMP AT 100K BTC AND BUY LAND

>> No.30118593

Hi guys, wazzap here?

>Did you see that shill attack on /biz/ today?
These poor niggers really trust that smart trader will check their shit
Funny haha
>I never risk today, my funds are on yield farming on yvs finance and I can withdraw any time

>> No.30118599

>>30117725
Northern Irish so all good :)

>> No.30118644

>>30118534
BASED AS FUCK
BULL RUN CONFIRMED
FUCKING GET IN THERE LADS
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

>> No.30118653

this country is ruined

>> No.30118683

>>30118653
yes were you under the impression he would announce all migrants must leave and we will resurrect Mosley?

>> No.30118697

How do I into freeports guy? Do you have to live there or can you just set up a company there?

>> No.30118699
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>no income tax raise
>no CGT raise

Based pajeet. FUCK LABOUR TRANNIES

>> No.30118735

its just the talking nose from here lads you can switch it back to Dave now

>> No.30118745

i do really wish he would've announced a pay rise for nurses, fuck me they deserve it

>> No.30118752

>>30118735
top gear reruns alright not bad

>> No.30118815

Based Rishi. Now remember to pay your 20% bros, help this country recover

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"ABLOO BLOO WANT MORE BENEFITS FOR SINGLE MOTHERS AND TRANNIES WAAAAH"

- starmer

>> No.30118821

>>30117512
if you don’t like it you know where the door is pal

>> No.30118850

so this is where the cringe lefties come in and whine? lmao literally a ritual of patheticness. "i-i'm really going to show them!" l0l

>> No.30118865

Bongniggers and their king pajeet get the rope

>> No.30118877

>>30118815
much happier just paying the 20% and getting it sorted than other options

>> No.30118888

cunt though he is, starmer is right ia about nurses and other key workers. they spend all pandemic saying how vital and valued they are, and then they don't get a penny

also, why is the ftse dropping so sharply?

>> No.30118891

>>30118745
do they fuck, hospitals are empty. drive past your local one, car parks are dead. Theve had a scive this past year

>> No.30118894

>>30118865
isnt your head of the treasury a literal tranny?

>> No.30118910

>THE CHANCELLOR BARELY MENTIONED INEQUALITY, LET ALONE TRIED TO ADDRESS IT
ABSOLUTELY BASED

>> No.30118949

>>30118910
brahmin genes

>> No.30118956

>>30118044
The UK is a country of immigrants mate

>> No.30118970

>>30118888
>Sell the news
It's been rising all day.

Anyway, this has ben a complete success. We get the same tax rate for the entire bullrun. Fucking magical. Couldn't be happier. Very good.

>> No.30118977

>>30118745
They really don't

>> No.30118993

>>30118956
You will never be white

>> No.30119000

AHHH DUMP EVERY THING 5% MORE TAX WILL DESTROY APPLE TO THE GROUND

>> No.30119019

>>30118130
They changed their mind last minute because of you mate you’ve done them there

>> No.30119037

>>30118956
England is a country of Immigrants
FTFY

>> No.30119045

>>30119019
he's saved us

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30119093

I hate the tories but I literally do not give a FUCK about social inequalities, nothing will ever sort that issue out no matter how much money you throw at it. Its every man for himself, always was. 7 billion people and rising, WE ARE FUCKING FULL, the only thing I agree with Starmer on is the housing market, not enough is being done to make homes affordable for bongs

>> No.30119124

>>30119093
The only way to make homes affordable is to kick every single Paki out.

>> No.30119129

>>30118891
im not getting into this argument, i can't believe the western world can create people with your self-destructive mindset but yeah, cba to get into this debate rn

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I thought it was a pretty good budget desu lads. Thanks Rishi for making pubs and hotels cheaper. V sneaky freezing income tax free threshold but I suppose he had to do something.

>> No.30119166

>>30119132
most of us blow through that in one or two trades anyway

>> No.30119168

>>30118821

back to redd!t with you faggot

>> No.30119199

>>30119129
their hard labour is arbitrary and artificial and it is the same with ALL government jobs

>> No.30119202

>>30119093
Both of these nigger parties are fucked. And you're right - there will always be bottom feeders and labour doesn't seem to recognise that

>> No.30119218

>>30119166
haha yeah, we are all turning over 200k per day r-right lads

>> No.30119234

>>30118993
>>30119037
stay mad white boy

>> No.30119263

>>30119218
not in a day you numpty
but if you trade out on a 50% profit then you'll blow through it if you're throwing around low 5 figs

>> No.30119274

>>30119000
Apple Inc. of Registered Office: Taxfrei Boulevard, Luxembourg (turn left at Amazon Europe)?
Thos faggots couldn't spell Corporation Tax. Thats only applicable to plebcos.

>> No.30119287

>>30118977
Death upon your bloodline

>> No.30119305

>>30119287
yikes

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>>30119234
back

>> No.30119374

>>30119263
was just joking m8

im just getting into crypto except a few investments i made back in 2017 which did alright but trying to put a lot more focus on it now, so this is some welcome news, based rishi

>> No.30119382

>>30116016
>The only reason to vote Conservative was to lessen immigration but they don't even do that anymore.
They never did.
Thatcher didn't either.

>> No.30119411

>>30119305
Listen nigger at least we can all celebrate with no cgt increase

>> No.30119418

>>30118977

Based. Between taking care of people they're doing typical roastie things like bitching about their coworkers, sexting and doing tik tok dances

>> No.30119424

>>30118699
Pajeet find corbyn's money tree????

>> No.30119556

lads i'm still in shock
everyone else got fucked and we didn't get touched

>> No.30119574

>>30118891
>people aren't allowed to visit family in hospital
>car parks aren't full because people can't visit
>this means the hospitals are empty and have no patients

Imagine having a brain this smooth. Jesus.

>> No.30119595 [DELETED] 

lmao
>claim about trashtokens
>lose everything
>weep on 4ch on every thread

I am not a tard to go this way, my portoflio with SWG and SWGb, I know how to do cool operations

>> No.30119632

>>30119093
Do some reading. Social inequality is bad for everyone including the rich

>> No.30119672

>>30119556
did you watch? everyone gets free gibs except top 10% companys who dont reinvest

>> No.30119675

>>30119166
I've paid that much in uniswap fees this year already

>> No.30119680

>>30119574
dont engage with them mate, they're like flat-earthers (illustrating a deeper, more serious problem within our societies), they can't be reasoned with and the more you fight it, the deeper they go into their cave

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>>30119037
>Scotcucks

>> No.30119713

>>30119632
Social inequality is inevitable as it's based on your ability and intelligence.

Socialists literally want everyone to be equally poor.

Instead of equality, if you talk about ending poverty you start to sound somewhat more sensible but there is also an inevitability to that too.

>> No.30119764

>>30119672
How do I get these free gibs

>> No.30119772

>>30118094

We'll have made it by then.

>>30118130

Indeed, I can sacrifice 20% of my gains, but not a penny more.

>> No.30119839

>>30119764
Be poor and work in retail.

>> No.30120060

The stamp duty extension is going to save me about £3k, what shitcoin can I throw it at instead to celebrate ?

>> No.30120086

>>30120067
>>30120067
>>30120067
>>30120067

NEW THREAD!!!!

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>>30119632
The only way capitalism works is by exploiting someone else, I used to believe what you said then I started to understand slowly myself at how pointless it is to try and lift others out of poverty - the system only works when it is shafting someone else, the only solutions to that are a sovereign fund a bit like Norway has which is used to bail out the most disadvantaged of your society but the UK could never do such a thing with the amount of public debt it has.

>> No.30120118

>>30113016
Didn't happen did it?

>> No.30120307

>>30118140
enjoyed this post

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>>30112597
>1 bedroom flat in manchester is 70k
>tax evading chink im renting from costs me 400 all in (about 150 from that is council tax/heat/water/power/maintenance)
>I get to enjoy peace and quiet since theres nobody here

Im kind of tempted to get an apartment to build equity, but
>maintenance fees
>interest
>ground fees
>possibility of noisy motherfuckers

I literally cannot stand hearing other people, if I hear other peoples conversations or music or telly or wahtever while im enjoying my privacy I will literally roid rage and stab them.
Feels like, the possibility of douchebag neighbors make me just want to stay in my peaceful chinkhome and use the savings for stocks.

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>>30120381
>renting

>> No.30120529

>>30119574
Literal brainwashed apes. A large population are like that retard you just replied too unfortunately

>> No.30120811

Hang on, he only mentioned CG threshold, right? So I assume the rates are the same? For how long, though? Only until this time next year?

>> No.30120988

>>30120529
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9101999/Anti-lockdown-activist-46-arrested-secret-hospital-footage.html
cry me a river

>> No.30121434

>>30118956
The majority of inhabitants in this country are native British. This isn't America you can't make that argument here.