/biz/ - Business & Finance

I feel like we are on the verge for some very tough economic times ahead, bros.

please stocks, go up
and buy me a boat
otherwise i'll
just slit my own throat

>TQQQ up after hours
yup, really is the exclusionary market that wins it all

>>30087566
Well yeah. First investment you should make is in a second passport.

I'm so fucking lonely

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

I read on Marketwatch today that equities have only been as proportionally expensive 1.4% of the time ever.
I'm holding for the long term, and adding monthly - but don't be alarmed when the time comes.

21 years old. 3K net worth. I've had a bad drinking problem the last few months, but I'm enjoying my last few whiskey sours tonight and am quitting alcohol tomorrow. After I quit, I'm opening a brokerage account, and starting some medium risk and low risk investments with everything I make. I've been interested in investing since highschool, but fuck it, I'm not gonna miss out anymore. I currently have a super shitty job, but I'm studying for my IT certs currently. I can't wait to get a better job and start doing smart things with my money. I know its gonna be a long ass journey, but I'm fucking ready. We're gonna make it.

remember that a true lumposter never shills

I was wagecucking over the summer and also trading gold on my phone and I got distracted and crashed my boss's truck into a bridge.

I might have a prob.

>>30086911
You can admit you're a shit trader with no idea how biopharma catalysts/ resistance + support entry/exit levels work.
If you closed your CRBP position on a loss you are most likely never going to ever make it. Seriously. I shilled it when it was at 1.70 and gave exit targets. If you sold and lost money, its your fault. Do not blame other people for your emotional trading decisions and lack of patience to enter at a good point.

why did RKT moon today?

>>30087617
Add CBTC to your list pennyfaggot. It's been a steady grower too.

Is a middle eastern war bullish for RYCEY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EYRPJgZdp4

Any other NUGT Chads? Holding overnight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8D1ngPf5Hs&t=1s

WTFWT #7 If you want to listen frens.

>>30087615
What countries give you passport/citizenship for cash?

Wait are we unironically selling our SOXLs?? Did we realize what a great mistake we made? I thought we knew what we were doing!!

>been holding nio since 9
>it became 60% of my portfolio
>growing tired

SOXL TRANNY ON SUICIDE WATCH.

If I make a YouTube channel if Christian content and give my coinbase address for donations do you think anybody would actually donate?

>Yes I own one (1) share of berkshire hathaway A class
>how could you tell?

>>30087620
NO BUT SERIOUSLY I NEED A BODY ARMOR STOCK TO BUY PRE-MARKET BEFORE THAT PSYCHO SHOOTS UP THE STOCK EXCHANGE

>>30087566
I've been coming to /biz/ for over a year now and every single day there is this constant background noise of "The big one's a coming" meanwhile everything moons.

One day it's going to happen and people will have the audacity to say "SEE! I TOLD YOU" Even though they were wrong every day for years.

>>30087641
good luck kid

At RocketLab, when we say we're going to do something, we do it. And when we say we're never going to do something, we also do it.

>>30087642
Can you link me to some kind of synopsis of what Lum is about? I know it's like a love comedy but that's about as far as I got. The shilling has me interested

>>30087642
i never shilled anything idiot, people wanted to know what my portfolio was holding

>>30087649
just see your inevitable firing as an opportunity to become a full time trader fren

>>30087683
I forgot about NIO
Thanks anon. Gonna flip that dog.

I NEED TO FUCK SOME THICC ASSES BUILT LIKE A TANK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30087674
Look up "golden passport": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigrant_investor_programs

I think some Caribbean shitholes hand them out for low six figures but ideally you want a passport that lets you stay a long time in New Zealand or Switzerland or Singapore or wherever the fuck.

>>30087600
TQQQ has been such a nice investment for me over the years.

Did anyone buy VACQ today?
Reminder that it's the only spacememe stock that actually builds any rockets.

>>30087670
nice episode my man

>>30087722
Yeah that's the life of a bear nigga.

1 gets it right and then he's got the
>"Man Who Predicted the _____ Crash Says do _____"
job forever

Yeah, looks like I'm adding SOXL to the filter.

I think it's looking pretty comfy so far. I've got SOXL, AQB, CRBP, everything listed by that one pennystock spammer, and a few more.

I bought some GRST. /smg/ said it was a rehab center in Florida. I checked the listed address and this is what showed up.

I got scammed.

>>30087722
>implying things don't deteriorate even more as time transpires

Our economy is hanging by a string. We never even recovered from the 07-09 recession.

>>30087641
>after i quit
>tomorrow

sure

>>30087747
that's pretty much what it is, a slice of life love comedy with some sci-fi stuff. go watch the first couple of episodes and see how you like it.

>>30087783
>not having bought at 4am on Monday
$12 cost basis feels comfy

>>30087710
me but class b

>>30087617
Look at this homo
>No GRST
>No CWSFF

So biden now says majority of US adults will be vaccinated by May, meaning Corona is essentially over. Awfully convenient timing since Texas just announced no more mandates or lockdowns of any kind...

>>30087747
https://furinkan.com/uy/intro/index.html

>>30087741
ebin, this dude can compete with Karp for silliest CEO mugshot.

>>30087722
>I've been coming to /biz/ for over a year now
The newfag is absolutely correct.

>>30087834
Cool. Will do. Is there a goto place to find it?

>>30087746
What episode is that from? I've never seen Lum with gloves.
>>30087566
I give it until 2023.

>>30087783
>the only spacememe stock that actually builds any rockets.
Doesn't HOL? I mean their rockets can't reach orbit, but, shit, neither can SPCE.

>>30087787
Thanks bro. Going to put out #8 Thursday.

>>30087862
>meaning Corona is essentially over.

>>30087691
12000 shares, I went from 3 Million to 30k in one day

Is it too late to buy RKT tomorrow?

>>30087815
>Our economy is hanging by a string.
Tough string.

anon in the last thread has almost convinced me to buy rkt puts. give me some strategy on it tho, i can't find anybody's plays on buying puts on gme mid-squueze

>>30087652
Hurr fucking durrr my catalyst muh good entry point. Nothing will ever come of this stupid fucking stock and I don’t get why you even shill it. The pouncing tigers??? xDDDDDdD

>>30087641
>21
>quitting alcohol
>IT
Good luck kid.

>>30087748
Didn't get fired since it was like my 3rd day driving the truck, I'd literally never driven a truck before and he spent 5 minutes teaching me at most, and the truck was like 1500 bucks.

I fucked up a lot of different other ways too though.

>>30087707
Bump

>>30087889

>>30087663
Watched the Iran missile attack footage. It was at that moment I realized they surveilled the US base and deliberately targeted shit that didn't have much personnel inside. Nobody was actually killed in the attack when they absolutely could have went for a high body count. It was absolutely a "Hey, USA, FUCK OFF" move. And guess what Biden is going to do? Not fucking do shit.

War isn't happening. 100%.

>>30087901
>the stock market is the economy

>>30087895
The lum tranny did this to you anon

>>30087883
Episode 179, "Beware of Booze! Sakura's Big Exorcism Failure"

>futures

>>30087691
Can someone let me know how long this joke is going to continue? I'm not complaining I'm just curious.

>>30087566
Same here anon. Just swing trade for a day or so and scalp trades as they become available! Don't hodl long right now!

>>30087871
Thanks anon

>>30087944
Correct, the futures market is the economy. Gas prices? Futures. Food prices? Futures. Lumber prices? Futures.

>>30087862
Still a coinflip over variants. Last I'd heard Pfizer and Moderna weren't smart enough to be reformulating vaccines now. And if the new spikes render those things only 70% effective, shit'll keep circulating over the summer and roar back in the fall.

>>30087872
He ate his hat. Because he promised to eat his hat, and a hobbit keeps his promises.
https://youtu.be/agqxJw5ISdk

>>30087901
Way to out yourself as a retard, retard.

>>30087944
if my stocks go down what will i eat??

>>30087900
No, holding til next monday

>>30087862
Texas also had to ask for federal help because of a simple snowstorm

>>30087959
the lum tranny fucked us all and the ceo runned off with our $$$

>>30087901
>Trump election is start of crazy volatile bubble
Sounds about right

>>30087641
>celebrates quitting alcohol with alcohol

>>30087995
did you beat daily inflation today anon?

>>30087617
>t. nigger dick

hat eating chads rise up

>>30088014
You only lose if you sell, retard. No wonder you weak handed faggots always lose money.

>>30087641
>going from drinking to gambling
This should end well.

>>30087849
My Jewish broker wouldn't let me buy VACQU and VACQ wasn't available yet. Europoors ALWAYS get fucked. I can't conceive losing money in the stock market as an American, no commissions, no dividend confiscation, no absurdly high taxes, 3X ETFS etc etc it's like playing on easy mode.

>>30087862
Are you trying to imply something, sir?

Oilbros
I expect big things under Biden admin.

>>30087944
>this tired old line
"Ay yo, I got a GED and two prior convictions. I have absolutely no specialized skills or talents to bring to the job market, and it's hard to afford things working at the amazon warehouse. Wallstreet might be doing well but the "economy" sucks!"

Okay faggot.

>>30088007
Of course. Its in their best interest to let Covid 2.0 happen.

>>30087813
>t. nigger dick Jr.
At least you've changed up the FUD

>>30087862
>So biden now says majority of US adults will be vaccinated by May

Over my dead body

GME 200 tomorrow

>>30087752
Probably a good time to buy desu. It really can't go lower.

The truth is there has only ever been 1 lum poster itt and he is now having schizo conversations with himself

>>30088077
but i subsist solely on gains, too many red days and i will starve

>>30088059
I had a 15k profit RKT option I sold, so yeah.

>>30087914
3/26 30p? That's assuming it drops over roughly the same timeframe. But still has a higher baseline from retard strength holders.

How does RKT opening at 32 sound tomorow?

rktchads, what is this morgan stanley conference happening tomorrrow? is it important?

>>30088134
Why

>mfw scalped the swing on GME from 130 to 120

if tomorrow is red I say we run all lum tranny posters out

>>30088135
>Probably a good time to buy desu. It really can't go lower.
I think you might be right.

>>30087862
>Corona is essentially over.
Corona has been over for almost a year when they discovered half a dozen highly-effective treatments and the fatality rate dropped harder than a Chinky exit scam. Everything that happened since fall has been nothing but theater.

>>30088166
marlins guy is so based

>>30088166
Like a dip, you know what to do

>>30088157
good job fren :)

>>30088182
D-does that mean you lost $10?

>>30087878
youtube playlist w/ softsubs
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiq0_v_n8NFeZEYjGra0oIucANvVZGzkc

>>30087862
>So biden now says majority of US adults will be vaccinated by May
lol

>meaning Corona is essentially over.
lmao

>>30088209
500,000 dead tho

>>30087862
Just means you gotta enjoy and use your last wad of free govt money wisely. It also means my "vacation" will come to an end. Sucks. I like the WFH.

>>30088140
Work a job that creates real world value instead of living off trading like a degenerate.

>>30087862
Bullish for oil prices?

>>30087878
https://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura

I intend to buy some acreage and take delivery of one (1) lean hogs contract. Out front I will put up a sign that says /smg/ investments llc.
Who's in?

>>30088107
I really do think it's hilarious the schizo camp ended up anti-mask. If they had any consistency they'd be going around in full CBRN and formulating their own vaccines.

Whichever one of you fucks posted that pasta about how to get big loads a few weeks ago owes me a fucking kidney I'm not joking

>>30088238
Means I sold for 130, and bought back at 120.
No, i gained 10$ and maintained my 1 share.

UUUU

>futures

I took a $6 put on UUUU at 4pm. Please got led that fucked go down.

Aqb is pissing me off

>>30088244
>>30088283
Thanks frens. Other than Ghost in the Shell this'll be the first anime I've ever watched

I have a bad feeling about tomorrow boys

>>30088033
Ok now I definitely won't buy thanks for confirming

>>30088008
oi, wot an absolute madlad

>>30088272
haha ok now that's going too far motherfucker

>More than 90% of the people infected survive Corona
>Killed the world's economy while China goes stronger
It's still a mystery for me.

I can't stop trolling girls on omegle when I'm done daytrading

>>30088329
hope you like it my friend

>>30087825
>>30087923
>>30088048
I can give things up when I commit to giving them up. I might rebound, but so what if I stay on the right path?
>>30088080
I'm putting my shit into safe things that appreciate. I want to work hard and increase my money until I can afford a house years from now.

Why are you all being a bunch of downers?

>>30087762
I can see her ass hole. Absolutely disgusting. Imagine her smearing her shitty ass sweat all over your yacht furniture while making retarded tik tok dance moves in an embarrassing attempt to seduce you. Pathetic.

>>30088329
enjoy the ride

>>30088288
I'm not anti-mask or schizo I just don't trust pharma whose CEOs dump shares the day they announce the results of their vaccine trials.
I certainly don't trust them to "do the right thing" and prepare for other variants before first getting a big fat sack of goofy cash and no liabilities.

>>30088362
incredibly based. why would you stop?

>>30088180
MACD. GME technicals are so bullish right now. The algos love it

>>30088290
A kidney is like 25k tops, git gud and buy one

But what about the MEGA MUTATIONS happening in Brazil, UK, Italy, China, Texas, Florida, Mexico, and Bangladesh?
The bodies are piling up.
My dad works for Brazil and he says that they're all DEAD.
We need to lock down for at least two more weeks if not an entire century.
Bill Gates said so and I trust him.

>>30088362
Post bbc

>>30088362
>niggeranon is back
>and his ID is kuK

>>30088362
>stand strong with Hong Kong!

>>30088272
>Work a job that creates real world value
You sound like a simp, buddy!

>>30088403
>I'm not anti-mask

>>30088367
How is it the right path if you relapse? You need to get serious with yourself if you're already expecting to fail. Christ man, 21 but you're still thinking like a teenager.

>>30088011
>Way to out yourself as a retard, retard.

>"This car is barely held together! "
>car speeds past you
>hits some big potholes
>bounces right back
>driving over rough terrain
>through small creeks
>up steep hills
>just keeps going
>"You're a retard if you think the economy won't explode!"

You're wrong. You are wrong today. You were wrong yesterday. You'll be wrong tomorrow.
The coof dip was absolutely huge. Before anyone knew any better, It was basically businesses being hit in the face with a completely unknown disease that was reported to be a humanity ending plague. It dipped down, for a mere moment, down to 2018 numbers. Then proceeded to shoot higher than ever before by no small amount, in less than 1 year.

>It's hanging by a string!
>It's all going to come crashing down
To what? oh my god how horrifying, 2019 numbers? I'd love to see a huge crash, honestly. And thought one was going to come as well. But eventually, you just get tired of being wrong every day.

>>30088323
splashy splishy goes the fishy ;)

>>30088362
so you're showing a minor indecent pictures of yourself? that girl on the top is like 16

>>30088430
I will I'm just waiting 6 more days

>>30088381
Faggot

>>30088496
what do you expect from a nigger?

>>30088496
she was in uni

>>30087917
>The pouncing tigers???
kek

>>30087617
>SNDL
For the last time, fuck off with your literal Reddit stock, that shit is DEAD.

>>30088459
lmao stay dumb. I don't wear a swastika walking around a nigger neighborhood either.

>>30088381
>I can see her ass hole. Absolutely disgusting. Imagine her smearing her shitty ass sweat all over your yacht furniture
Please stop Sir, my pants are going to rip

Some conspiracy anti-science RADICAL FREEDOM nut attended a (((freedom))) rally in my city, caught covid, and died in the hospital 2 weeks later. Thought it was tragic, and somewhat hilarious.

Radical idealism getting in the way of practical reality with deeply ironic results.

reminder that lum posters are shills and liars

>>30088290
wat pasta. let me see. post it.

>>30088555
Just so newfags know, the nigger dick SNDL penny shit lister is not PennyJesus

When do the cannabis stonks make money?

>>30087691
>tfw i sold $590 puts on 3/1

>>30088593
The fall of the Lum posters has begun.

>>30088403
>I certainly don't trust them to "do the right thing"
I think you're onto something anon, keep digging

>>30088555

Thank me later.
PLRX
RIO
BHP
BBL

>>30088593
haven't shilled anything retard

>>30088534
K3k3k3k

>>30088479
>splashy splishy goes the fishy ;)
Lower, lower goes the portfolio

>>30088459
No double negatives please

Who here trades soley off of technicals and statistical correlations? I see a lot of fundamental analysis in /smg/ threads

Not feeling so good RKT bros

>>30088287
I'd buy that for a dollar.

>>30088567
I'm anti-mask because if they were serious about the effectiveness of masks they would have sent everyone full face gas masks instead of dollary-doos.
Paper napkins with hair-tie elastic loops, yeah I just don't believe they are that effective.

tomorrow will be green

>>30087815
I hang by balls by that string nigga no cap
>I quadrupled my life savings (as in actually exited all positions) and am in the process of reinvesting in whatever hasn’t already mooned. The smallest brain niggas be the ones that buy AFTER something as 2x 10x ect. Like what do U expect to happen bro? That ship already sailed ofc you getting dumped on fuck outta here
>Ima buy that ROBLOX drip this month nigga, we gonna be dick deep in robussy in about a week. I’m thinking 50 racks maybe 100 if this bayhorse silver stock I got keep doin a lil sumthin

>>30088655

>>30088635
a few weeks ago before it all fell down

>>30088097
Yes that the market will completely crash soon since the gov is done ruining the economy Big businesses, and banks have made their money to whether the storm of the market finally collapsing.

>>30087937
> dem with 100% jewish cabinet not starting a war in the middle east

>>30088287
How many of those fine lean hogs do you get per contract, fren?

>>30087616
Same.

Should any stocks shilled here like SOXL be avoided at all costs? I remember when /smg/ was shilling GRT hard

>>30088474
cope

>>30088077
You lose when you BUY
you only GAIN when you sell

>>30088716
Who says I don't have a gas mask? Pic re is my model. Turned many a head at the grocery store with that thing back in Feb

>>30088700
i just lurk for interesting tickers and then write book length essays on wsb for reddit niggers to pump my bags

>Burritos for dinner!
>enter in order
>wait...
>dinner comes
>take a big bite
>delicious
>wait
>there's fucking beans in this
>rage.mp4
>mummy says I can order chick-fil-a
>mfw tendies

Who else /just/ realized bobo is the shorting meme because he is a bear?

>>30088822
/smg/ shills both garbage and genuinely good picks, it's up to you to sort through them and do your own DD

>>30088822
yeah, they just want you to buy their bags

>>30088822
SOXL is, accorsing to most scientists, the most contagious and dangerous of meme stonks

>>30088134
bearish

>>30088593
This

>>30088700
I trade solely off meme cycles. I try to accumulate something that has been quiet for a while but that I think will be a meme on /smg/ and /wsb/ next week. Then when it pops and I start seeing a lot of posts about it I sell calls to exit.

Lord this website is fucking dead.
Literally have to wait until like 2AM mountain time to get actual good advice and discussion.
Americans really are fucking cancer

t. American

>>30088822
It depends on when you buy in and if they're successful. If you got in when CWSFF was shilled, you could have gotten shares for under 30 cents and wouldn't care too much about today's anal pounding.

>>30088888
checked

>>30088848
the best part about it, is that no one can say "You look ridiculous" at the same time that they are wearing a face diaper. You can easily reply back "We all look ridiculous. But this is about saving lives" and you'll have the moral high ground.

>>30088888
>imma just go ahead and CHECK myself

Pretty based if you ask me

>>30088699
>he didn't buy and is now falseflagging

>>30088822
as always , do your own research. investing in the SOXL corporation or any other meme stock is at your own risk

>>30088699
Calm yourself son, remember your training when the bell rings and buy the dip, look at that volume

>>30088796
apparently it's standardized to 40 000 pounds per contract
this is making me hungry

>>30088888

ZM was pretty hilarious today.

>>30088877
I immediately got that.

You are /retarded/

>>30088920
If you timed all the GME memes perfectly you'd have bought WKHS at $5 and sold it at $30, and moved all that money into GME at $12 and sold at $420

>>30088822
Airlines got shilled back in december and had you bought any you would've had an easy and safe 3x by now. It's up to you to filter out the garbage.

>>30088822
smg shilled GRT?

If I buy stocks will LUM give me hug?

>>30088381
Based

>>30088459
>>30088567
>>30088697
Probs a bot they usually post shit like that on certain triggers

>>30088403
You expect them to hold shares through and past a hyped announcement? You know they have experience with biomeme stocks, right?

>>30088716
Yeah, cloth or surgical masks are very much a half measure. N95/N100/actual gas mask if you don't want chink flu scarring your lungs.

>>30088888
chekd

>>30088888
>those digits

>>30088822
>SOXL
SOXL is fine, but ETFs don't operate like company stocks do. An ETF split is not bullish. The companies that it's comprised of have no idea it split, so their share prices aren't moved by the catalyst. If anyone was suggesting a forward split for an ETF was a catalyst, they are retarded. SOXL will be back up when crap like AMD is up.

>>30088700
Everything I do is based off of TA. Anything else is either gambling, or will have small rates of return. I try to give some good stock ideas but a lot of people here are retarded, and shill things like CRBP.

>>30088822
Unironically AQB will eventually be a 10x once they run their course. World needs meat.

>>30088822
it's not in anyone's interest to shill something like SOXL
more people buying it won't pump it up
it's stuff like biomemes you should be extremely wary of

>>30088916
cry more bitch

>>30089011
yes, as long as you DD and not blindly buy whatever's shilled on here

>>30088983
first GME in this post should be /smg/ but you get the point, some fantastic plays have been shilled here weeks to months in advance

>>30089050
>Everything I do is based off of TA.
>hates CRBP
Checks out, holy kek. TA = astrology for men unless you are a countertrend trader.

>>30088720

>>30087658
>why did RKT moon today?
A lot of people are refinancing and using their services, apparently they've been getting a lot of attention. But CNBC said muh reddit.
>t. bough at $19

>>30089024
or you know, just what the fuck ever because it's less deadly than the common cold

>>30088936
I wish the biodome shit had caught on. Woulda been a neat aesthetic. We could have HUD projected inside them.

>>30089049
Isn't it bullish for options gang since it reduces the entry requirement?

>>30088888
holy fuckin based

>>30087678
My calls expire in July so I'm holding until June.

>>30088970
Holy moly, did they announce they route everyone's traffic through Xi's laptop or something?

>>30087641
Fuck yeah man good shit, wish you the best. Was in a similar boat but started a few years later (only regret from that time was not getting into investing and shit) but best day to start is today. Dig the energy

>>30089124
meh, they look like they would fog up instantly

>>30088914
Unironically not a bad strategy if you can find the stocks before they get shilled.

>>30089072
in theory ETF inflows do effect the underlying, but in SOXL's case the underlying is companies ranging from a few billion mcap to TSM with a half trillion mcap, and in no world is /smg/ budging that price

https://www.thestreet.com/investing/iron-ore-miner-cleveland-cliffs-jumps-on-upgrade-to-buy

>>30089102
I love thongs

>>30088252
Prove they're dead 'from' Covid

>>30088888
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

>>30089128
if you cant even afford a single SOXL option pre-split then your too poor to be buying options anyways

>find company im interested in
>do DD
>start a position
>share price drops
i should of been happy and bought more shares but i was scared when i should of been greedy... fuck me, lesson learned

>>30088888
based and checked.

Any advice on suicide

>>30089050
I just buy whatever /smg/ shills, as long as I catch it within the first couple days of shilling. The only time it doesn't work out for me is if I wait too long and buy at the top, like CRBP. The point is, anybody can make money on here, as long as they don't buy CRBP.

>>30089128
Maybe but not enough to move price. It's tied to the price movement of semiconductor stocks. They do bad, it does bad. Split or no split.

>>30089024
>You expect them to hold shares through and past a hyped announcement?
They're the fuckin CEOs.
>>30089144
Basically
>really bullish earnings
>nothing but downside until next 100yr pandemic

>>30089179
G String > Thong. Prove me wrong.

>>30089087
fuggg `(*>﹏<*) okay ill try!

Bcrx shill > crbp shill

>>30089024
>Yeah, cloth or surgical masks are very much a half measure. N95/N100/actual gas mask if you don't want chink flu scarring your lungs.

yeah, it's actually funny if you think about it. The government would never in a million years send out millions of full face gas masks to their citizens while simultaneously imposing draconian tyrannical mandates. Because that takes tear gas and the like off the table when it comes to riot control.

>Hey this is thing is airborne! Wear a mask!
>"but it can get in through the eyes as well. And viruses are tiny, there is no way a paper mask will stop it. How about you send us some actual gas masks?"
>[Government: *holding a can of tear gas behind their back*] Yeah, no, please, the cheap illusion of safety and symbol of obedience to authority will work just fine.

>>30089097
>Checks out, holy kek. TA = astrology for men unless you are a countertrend trader.
You're either that Pajeet homo or actually retarded.

>>30089116
Well, I mean, considering we've had 10x more "flu" deaths this year than typical years, even with insane countermeasures, it's quite obviously not.

You really shouldn't base your knowledge and opinions off "what group X thinks", contrarian or not. It'll mislead you at the best of times and get you rekt in the markets.

>>30089169
the ENTIRE SOXL mcap is barely 1 billion, its effectively a rounding error when compared to the underlying companies. I'd almost be surprised if the CEO of TSM even knows what the fuck SOXL is

>>30089221
>The only time it doesn't work out for me is if I wait too long and buy at the top, like CRBP.
Bro stop i am howling holy shit you tards know how to bait me really well

>>30089024
Even n95 work for 30min one time(at best)

>>30088209
you have zero idea what you are talking about. did you do your research on instagram? this website is for adults.

>>30089200
>share price drops
>buy more or hodl
It's not exactly a hard concept, if you trust your DD short term price movements are irrelevant

>>30089011
that depends on what you're buying, anon

>>30089186
Prove they're not

>>30089269
It's not like Direxion is a small company though

>>30089212
you can find hungry bears in Alaska in the Fall. You know what to do

>>30088322
Commodities are all spiking right now. Why would you do this to yourself

>>30089212
kek

>>30088209
Correct

>>30089067
Anon. Im bagholding aqb. And im angry

>>30089282
YOU have no idea

>>30089124
>>30089158
That's why you go all out with the Vyzr. Literal personal space bubbles.

>>30089254
did you see the shit they wore during the capital massacre?

>>30089261
You literally said "Everything I do is based off TA". I am guaranteeing you have a five figure portfolio or less. Nobody who knows anything about trading uses more than 20% of their time doing DD to look into TA.

Best trades = 80% fundamentals, 20% technicals. If you do all technicals you are going to always stay poor.

BUY RYCEY IT'S GETTING SPYCEY

>>30089250
Not even up for debate

>>30089212
It’s ok you’ll be able to get back in around 25 tomorrow

>>30089212
do a flip

>>30089335
We should have an AQB-tan.

>>30089268
>10x more "flu" deaths this year

shut the fuck up it's all over mainstream media that the flu is basically nonexistent this year "due to covid protective measures" show me the piles of dead homeless if your scamdemic is so fuckin deadly.

>>30089124
i think sending everyone gas masks would have been a lot better though. Anything that would prompt to masses to think even for a moment about actual disaster preparedness and foster the tiniest bit of interest in /k/ matters would be great.

>>30089321
sure but if you were to ask semiconductor companies CEOs 'whats the ticker for 3x semi ETF' I kind of doubt many of them could name it. SOXL has an irrelevent amount of inflows to ever effect the underlying, which is the point some people earlier were trying to say is happening

>>30089341
Have to go back to the office for the first time in a year Friday. Going to show up in that.

>>30088699
Its AH it'll be fine in the morning. Gotta buy some options so this dip helps me out

>>30089212

It's only 20k dude. You will get it back. Be strong.

t. Fell 300k last week and recovering with no fucks given

>>30089395
No, I get it, just wanted to be quippy

>>30089200
If you feel like it was a good pick then hold and/or buy on dips. As the other fellow said don't let the short term noise eat away at your confidence.

>>30089395
Only idiots thought the split was bullish, the people originally hyping the split were hyping covered calls.

>>30088367
Working in IT you will encounter such stupidity you will wish to be dead or drunk, whichever is easier.
Protip: it's usually easier to drink.

>>30089221
Well to each their own. I just don't like idea of relying on other people.

>>30089096
Reddit ruined GME, it would probably have been a comfy run up to like 75 by now. I sold too early because I got so used to the pumps and the dumps. I didn't expect it to actually explode like that back in September but it was the reason I bought. I thought it would need a little more than just Cohen getting on the board.

>>30089406
Same, buy the dip

>>30089336
>posts proof
>my cock explodes
you got me!!!!

>start running FA on big oil companies to determine what to look for when cheapies come after opec
Holy fuck, XOM and CHVX are overvalued as fuck. Get out now, oilbros.

>>30087678
>>30087895
>>30087959
>>30088039
>>30088640
>>30088888
Reminder that CEO of SOXL ran away with the money but is currently in custody for child molestation and bestiality.
also.
>imagine dropping 9000 dollars and dropping by 99.5% in a single DAY
biggest rugpull in history

>>30088007
You eat that scamdemic lie line and sinker, didn't you boomer-kun?

>>30089335
I am bullish on AQB anon
it's just like
the bulls great great great grandkid that will make it on that stock so for me buying now would be retarded because I would blow my load too low. They have good catalysts this year. I mean look at UUUU for example.

>>30089394
They will always opt for the solution that makes their safety your responsibility.

>>30089353
LOL. I found the curry fag. Keep seething and shilling your retarded stocks. Fucking loser.

>>30089212
>Regulatory Fee
>$0.56
RAT JEW BASTARDS

>>30088467
I don't plan on relapsing, I'm just saying I plan on catching myself if I do. Saying you won't relapse is like saying "oh yeah my entire family won't die in a car accident one night while I'm waiting for them to come home and I won't have to rebuild my life from that experience" I'm literally just saying I've struggled before, and I'm ready to break out of struggle again you fucking nigger.

Everyone is distracted and whatnot by other shit going on. Meanwhile a gem is hiding in plain sight. Covid is rapidly falling by the wayside. He was 38 per before covid came. Add to that the divvy is fat so is the yield. He's made a smart move with Direct. He's off loaded it from the official books and a pile of debt to some other suckers yet retains control of it. (the new board of Direct is more or less "yes" men when you've got a 70% stake in it) so nothing was lost yet He won in the end. People made a big deal about crunchy being sold but here's the reality; crunchy was merely a platform, all it's content was licensed from others. Said platform was obsolete once HBO max came out. So again nothing was lost. Also as I said the content on it wasn't owned by Him anyway.

>>30089177
Hmmm... So you're saying I should cut my dick off?
I just might.

Wtf I Love Amazon Now!

>>30089403
>Have to go back to the office for the first time in a year Friday. Going to show up in that.
yeah, if they are making you wear masks while at work, wear something ridiculous, albeit more effective. They'll never be able to win in the public arena that conformity to wearing the paper mask is preferable to more effective virus control.

>>30089474
Always buying the đip. This is gonna pay out great.

>>30089543
9/10 made me "lmao". You remind me of my white friend. We should be friends irl.

>>30089507
truth

>>30089443
wew lad, you got some balls

>>30089336
Hey, Jack, Jill let's me have waffles on the weekend. #weekendwaffle

>>30089566

>>30089388
>>30089268
I did read that we have had almost no flu/influenza deaths this year due to covid precautions like masks and social distancing.

>>30089613
Tranny has no balls, only a gaping wound where they once were

>>30089254
The government was as milquetoast as humanly possible telling people to wear masks lmao. Why are my fellow amerifats such fucking whiny little bitches?
Some doctors just told u to put paper in front of your face. Its not a big deal and you just look line an asshole if you don't. Social contract etcetera etcetera. Who cares if it works?

Its not like I wear pants because I'm don't want to show off my big dick. I wear them cuz other people want me to.

>>30089566
wtf i love charlie chaplin?

TGT calls are looking really great atm due to the dip earlier today. Might buy a couple tomorrow

>>30089394
reality is our grid is so reliable 99% of the time it's actually an anomaly for disasters to happen. wasting time to prepare for the 1% that might not even happen is whybothertier. and this is coming from someone that has loicenses for many things.

normies just dont give a shit about these things.

GME moon tomorrow the MACD is ready. 1 week to date since last run. It is time.

>>30089388
Well you can look at the data here: https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/covid19/excess_deaths.htm

Like I said, even if evil scammy doctors were classifying every normal flu death (~50k per year in the worst years) as COVID - again, which I doubt because presumably this year's countermeasures clamped down on less infectious normal flu/cold shit - you're still looking at 450k additional ones. It's not the end of the world, but you look ridiculously insane going "nuh uh, it's literally nothing!"

>>30088290
Wait holy shit are you serious? I have those supplements ordered from Amazon

Does anyone have the STACY portfolio performance chart?

>>30089694
MACD?

>>30089738

>>30088290
What did you fucking do lmao

>>30089694
On one hand I'd like GME to fuck off but on the other I'd rather all the retards who yolo'd their life savings in at 300 be thrown a line and hopefully learn from this experience if they haven't cut their losses already

>>30089670
>Some doctors just told u to put paper in front of your face. Its not a big deal and you just look line an asshole if you don't. Social contract etcetera etcetera. Who cares if it works?

Because America is basically were all the Europeans who had a natural predisposition of not wanting to be told what to do went.

>>30089555
Trips don’t lie, gotta love some AT&T

>>30089512
See >>30089695. It's not great, not terrible. Tons of people freak out, turn off their minds, and rush into one camp or the other.

I wear an actual mask because I'd prefer not to roll the dice on permanent lung damage, but no other aspect of the pandemic impacts me.

But whatever, we're here to trade on the market impacts. That requires empathy for both sides and a level head when it comes to the underlying facts.

>>30089815
>On one hand I'd like GME to fuck off but on the other I'd rather all the retards who yolo'd their life savings in at 300 be thrown a line and hopefully learn from this experience if they haven't cut their losses already
most of the people i knew from facebook posting shit about it already forgot it happened

>>30089824
Those were the originals sure but now its mostly descendants of people that couldn't find potatoes.

NEW
>>30089891
>>30089891
>>30089891
>>30089891

>>30089778
How is AAPL a STACY stock? People who associate AAPL with women are usually weird white virgins.
Like it is painfully obvious how entrenched android phones are with people who are literally poor, losers, and often violently hate women or people of color.
Nobody who buys an iPhone listens to that stupid rhetoric of AAPL being for gays and libs. People who buy iPhones listen to music in social settings, do recreational drugs, and get laid.

>>30089688
it's just been a long time since there's been any real widespread strife for people in the 1st world. Nearly everyone alive today has no living memory of "oh yeah the time we had to eat our pets because shit got so bad"

>>30089917
Literally every women here has Iphone, and Mac computers. Stacy is just peak normie

>>30089444
based

>>30089453
anybody who needed a split to sell CC's will end up fucking it up anyways, they will be buying mine when I offload them every 3 days for a 50% profit, lmao

>>30089917
Women really like their laptops though, and being the primary purchasing power for a household how many moms bought their kids Ipads to forgo parenting? AAPL is a total stacy stock.

>>30089902
well i think those descendants would be just fine if it wasn't for the soul crushing, domesticating effect of the """education""" system as well as urbanites having birth-control estrogene tainted water.

It's weird to watch youtube and see males from cities talk like fags, but you know they aren't even gay, they are just "soft" people.

>>30089917
>People who buy iPhones listen to music in social settings, do recreational drugs, and get laid.
This is your brain on recreational marketing.

>>30087707
Only one way to find out

>>30088007
>Using logic to explain whether a hoax will continue

Its all bullshit. If they want it back itll be back if they want it gone itll go. I think they get people are starting to get restless and they cant keep inflating the bullshit numbers much longer til the guillotines come out in Minecraft.

>>30089917
I think if there were an updated STACY ETF, it might switch out AAPL for PTON or something.

>>30090058
>and being the primary purchasing power for a household how many moms bought their kids Ipads to forgo parenting?
Do you have any source / evidence to back that up or are you just projecting the single mother household dynamics you grew up in

>>30089552
Hope you fail :)

>>30090100
You clearly weren't alive for the war on terror. There's hoax and there's underlying facts. Navigating those two is how you can filter signal from noise, predicting the political moves before they happen.

>>30089695
compared to how liberals are overreacting its basically nothing. Did you shit yourself over bird flu and sars too?

>>30089282
I've done my research. I'm taking a combo of Quercetin, Zinc, D3 and VitC every day because while I know the chinky flu could never kill me, I'd like to avoid feeling shitty for a whole month. In my country they passed a Corona law that got rid of due process and allows cops to raid your home without a search warrant because 'his neighbor said he heard a coof last week' and a lot of other great stuff. Your last remaining rights are being taken away and you cheer for it, you pathetic coward.

>>30089555
Why hasn’t it bounced back?

>>30089566
You vill receive zis package and you VILL like ze contentz!

>>30088381
>Not investing in a sexclone with a genetically engineered vestigial asshole whose only function is for dumping your seed into

Clearly you dont know what its like to be a billionaire anon.

>>30089464
we were litereally talking about the potential for a short squeeze since spetmeber reddit has fuck all to do with it, they're just louder retards than us. but apparently you're an actual retard

>>30090283
>I've done my research.
>VitC every day
lol do your research better

VitC was a whole scam perpetrated by an idiot who happened to have a nobel prize

>>30088209
My nigga. This guy gets it. All this bullshit safety theatre but when a therapeutic comes out that treats the virus they suppress it hard as fuck. They recently pulled a WEF video because Schwab and the rest of the globalist k*kes couldnt contain their erections over how well the whole scheme worked in getting people to reduce their carbon output.

>>30087783
Whats the difference between VACQ VACQU and VACQW?

>>30090456
>Vitamins and minerals are a scam

Kek, this the hill you really wanna die on, anon?

>>30089310
palantir, tesla, Nvidia (⊙_⊙)?

>>30088002
What do you look for scalp trading?

>>30088877
Autism or down syndrome not sure with this one

>>30087559
Lame