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fast food jobs used to get me so much pussy

If only my software eng wage cagie had a chick that looked even this average

>>30086501

I'd marry her while working 2 jobs

>>30086549
details

considering doing this before going back into software industry

>>30086549
Whaat how do u hit on a qt at a fast food restamraunt? Either working or the worker. I used to see so many qts in my college town working at fast food but never knew how to mack at the drive thru

you were saying?

>y-y-yo q-quiero u-un big mac y unos b-b-besitos

>>30086549
see >>30086553


details now, I'm literally about to write a book encouraging software engineers to work fast food during sabbatical

rise to manager and fuck the high school rookies

>>30086572
I've heard they fuck on the job, and that every kitchen is just a fuckfest

>>30086549
>>30086572
>>30086620

lmao i dont know what my secret sauce is (other than being attractive and funny), i just sparked a lot of conversation and got close to fellow workers. never became manager, worked full time which probably exposed me to the them enough to get close to them.

they were always the one initiating hang outs. once i became a "text every day" friend, i'd start flirting and after a while they let you grope them in the walk-in cooler and, in the end, fuck in the bathroom during closing.

>>30086751

should be noted that i never got friendly just to fuck, but getting friendly usually leads to more revealing body language on the part of the other person.

notice them touching you and getting excited when you come into work? maybe even some straight-forward flirting? just fuck them already

>>30086572
When I was in high school I worked for a burger king where one of the shift managers was a smoking hot salvadorian milf who fucked all the young dudes. It's a shame because her family seemed really nice. She ended up being fired for taking cash from the registers lel

>>30086751
can't wait :)

which chains did you work at and what race are you/what race were the other guys you fucked?

>>30086751

one more note: ive always seen myself as being attractive enough. not fucking hot in my own opinions (poisoned by boards like these), but i'm usually called hot by admittedly sexy women.

>>30086751
>>30086846
>>30086892
I plan on bringing marijuana to work during smoke breaks - did you ever reveal to any of the girls you were a six figure chad?

>>30086608

>>30086918
same but I've had some other issues that prevented me from having the entire package

I've been called "cute" which I hate but can see

>>30086895

chipotle and jimmy johns were my two fast food jobs in my early 20s. chipotle is where i hit the jackpot. a lot of latinos (like myself) working there lol

>>30086501
Deport my semen into her uterus.

>>30086751
Why the fuck doesn't this porn-tier shit happen to me huh wtf instead I literally just wageslave and say goodbye. Hell I don't have a single coworkers phone number

>>30086931

lmao i'm not a six figure chad sadly

>>30086751
It probably wasn't the fast food job, it was probably despite the fast food job. It sounds like you are an attractive person, though you are probably in no way actually funny.

All the fast food workers here are disgusting pakis. Yes, Canada.

>>30087071

try places with not-so-high turnovers, maybe? i can only imagine how much movement there is in a mcdonalds.

>>30087137
Say something funny right now pretty boy.

>>30086931
I'm no 6 figure chad especially not in high school

>>30087071
You should go for twink bottom i think you'd have success there

>>30087093

hahaha, you might have me there. yeah, i imagine it wasn't the context, but more the fact that im not bad at making people my friends. there was this one hot single mom who i'd get with who just became obsessed with me after she rejected a proposal to be my gf. i kept dating and fucking after her and that drove her nuts.

>>30087071
get my nugs, nigger

>>30087248
>me
>success
May I remind you where I'm working anon

>>30086751
>they
Ok so this happened exactly once to you.

>>30087473
Try not being a sadcunt twink and start lifting bro. You have access to some great bulking food.

>>30087071
did you try being less ugly?

>>30087610
>building muscle with McDonalds food
Id rather starve tbqh
>CHECK OUT THESE McMUSCLES BABE

>>30087583

nope haha

>>30087725
dont eat that bullshit then, go to a food bank (or a grocery store lol) and make your own food. that kind of shit builds character.

>>30087137
If you're trying to fuck coworkers I think you do want high turnover

>>30087610
>great bulking food
Also great food for getting your shit rekt in your 50s

>blogpost larp thread
sorry OP

>>30087071
try not being black

>>30087725
>>30087830
>twinks seriously think this
I tried

>>30086549
Unironically the secret to wagie life. If you're not a total 1/10, it's a great way to be social with qt's.

>>30086892
Every young man should get with at least one milf.

>>30086892
pics of her?

>>30087830

those are some good rap names

>>30086501
>chicha
so shes a purple corn peruvian drink?

>>30086572
Almost every kitchen is sexual desires repressed until closing time. Imagine seeing aproned ass bending everywhere over hot fryer oil. Fast food is just a different level of food quality.

>>30088190
>>30088190
trailer trash big baboon ass. go fucking kill yourself coomer

>>30088243
When I sit in my chair and stress a bit to make a decent salary, and then see these buffoons throwing money around like nothing. Wew. No one can convince me that the music industry isn't primarily a cold ethicless business, and then like 10th a broadcaster of art form these days.

>mac donal

>>30088191
This was over 10 years so I have no pics but she was short,slim, light skinned with some really nice curly black hair and a thick ass. Small booba but it's ok the rest compensated for that.

>>30086501
Envision the aroma

>>30088354
Unironically preferable to tech corp trannies

>>30088354
faggot tranny you will NEVER and I mean NEVER be a real woman

>>30088354
Have you noticed that big ass is a peasant/nigger thing the world over? It's a poorfag/nigger rich fetish.

>>30088190
damn wow, that's some real life cake right there

>>30087071
Well, do you know how to talk?

>>30088727
>Have you noticed that big ass is a peasant/nigger thing the world over? It's a poorfag/nigger rich fetish.

>>30088396

thing is they dont live sustainable lifestyles, i suspect most of those kinds of musicians just make an initial good bit of money then invest it all, becoming like us in the end. money is fucking fake so of course these people with connections can make a bunch of it.

>>30086549
Pretty much this, the best tip I can give is don't go looking for a GF just build the biggest social circle you can. I was pretty much a neet no friends never had a gf until just last year at 23. My co-workers when they found out have been setting me up with girls. Its definitely worth getting a wagie job especially if your going to college or trade school that increases your attractiveness by 2.

>>30088867
>no argument

>>30086549
i feel you, i got big titty girls while working at an urban farm out here in nyc

>>30089063
name?
gib milkers

>>30088890
I take solace in this. Also what we deem to be lavish and amazing in terms of lifestyle is now normal to them. That's why they end up doing drugs and shit. I know it's somewhat of a cope though. But exactly as you've said, money loses value in my eyes as I see it tossed around like this. As long as people are emotional (fear and confusion), this will be the case. All of us are guilty of propping up idols, some more so than others.

>>30087071
>this porn-tier shit
>literally just having sex with co workers

lmao

>>30089316
I can't understand how you fuck your coworkers. Where do you find time? It just happens magically? There is just no scenario that I can picture where that would happen. If I were to ask a female coworker if she wanted to have sex I'd lose my job instantly

>>30089210
According to jewgle she goes by midriff

I'm seriously considering doing an hour or two a week at some shitty job. I was getting a lot of ass while working taco bell. The money means nothing to me at all. When you don't actually have to work and can just fold up your apron at a moment's notice, I imagine it a lot more fun. Seriously considering doing this again.

>jews now shilling bottom of the barrel fast food wagecucking as some prime pussy opportunity
not falling for it

>>30089497
you never ask a woman to have sex anon, she either makes it plainly obvious and you just start having sex with her or she skips that and just starts having sex with you
there is no alternative

>>30089497
step one: be attractive

step two: don't be ugly

>>30088867
its true. big asses are popular in south america and africa and poor communities. people in europe and asia prefer tits

>>30089047
This is my plan if covid ever lets up in my state. Just be as social as possible forget about tfw no gf. I’m no a 10:10 chad but I look pretty good I’ve had lot of opportunities before but my social skills are trash especially with women. I just need a social life again I’m not cut out for this isolation shit

>>30089497

ultimately it isnt just a fast food thing, any job has people who spend half their life at said job, meaning there are socializing opportunities as well as comradery. literally just make friends, flirt with them, and fuck them.

>>30086612
Andale, comprende?