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Has anyone here taken out a loan to invest into crypto?
I feel like the odds are almost too good.
Let's say you pay it back over 6 or 7 years, shouldn't the market cap of solid projects easily have doubled until then or at least be well in the positive?

>> No.30077020

OMG I fUCKING LOVE INDIAN JOKER!!

>> No.30077884

>>30076952
Yep twice. First time I took 15k eur and paid in one year, now second time I took 30k. Interest rates are quite low where I live, there is literally no sense in not taking one.

>> No.30078200

>>30076952
Normally I wouldn't recommend it but let's be real, the returns from BTC alone are going to beat the APR on your loan.

>> No.30079845

>>30076952
That video makes me wanna kms

>> No.30080061

I took out a 30k loan a few months ago now worth triple that. It is definitely worth it

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OP left out the vid of phone kid 10 yrs later

>> No.30080151

>>30076952
why do Poos dress and act like theyre wealthy, when they live in a literal slum? Look at the background lol

>> No.30080234

>>30076952
the haircut on the camera guy

>> No.30080238

>>30080151
everything is relative anon

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>>30076952
I'm too retarded to take that kind of risk desu.

>> No.30080656

>>30080286
Fucking kek thats cringe

>> No.30080969

>>30080286
Holy synthol, Batman

>> No.30081175

>>30080286
are those implants supposed to fool anybody?

>> No.30081562

Yup, taking $29k on the credit line at 4.5% per year is a no brainer to ride the bullrun.

>> No.30081674

>>30076952
HOW HE DO IT SIRS?!?

>> No.30081800

>>30080234
right

>> No.30081885

I have. Tripled it in a month.

Although I wouldn't do it at this time. Now it's uncertain if bitcoin will moon or crash in the short term.

>> No.30081922

>>30076952
what the fuck based

>> No.30081948

>>30076952
>>30080286
these indian tiktok videos are the peak of human civilization

>> No.30082652
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>>30081885
Depends on the timeframe you have to pay it off. Also you're leveraging a figure that may still be substantial to you 4-5 years from now, and in the mean time BTC and major alts could be rendered obsolete/heavily regulated by that time. Chances are extremely good that a new XRP or just XRP or some other ZOG shitcoin will be chosen by a government in that time frame. Speculative as fuck but a brilliant move like 5 years ago.

>> No.30082991

>>30076952
no fucking way, they recreated the cringey scene from that shit movie and still managed to make it even more cringe

>> No.30083067

>>30082652
did this guy just solve homosexuality?

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>>30076952

>> No.30083291

>>30082652
KEK. What the flying fuck did I watch

>> No.30083521

Poojets have smartphones?

>> No.30083626
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This is now a pajeet thread. Do the needful needful and post all your pajeet vids or get the hurtful

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>>30083626
No pains pls sirs

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>>30083777
kek

>> No.30083910

>>30076952
Wait a minute.
What’s stopping someone from getting a loan and then just staking your btc in blockfi and having the interest pay for the loan while earning a little extra through Blockfolio?

>> No.30083971

>>30076952
this is funny except I can see the three phones sticking out of his pocket before he even bumps into any of them.

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>>30084000
"I hate my dad"

>> No.30084222

>>30084129
My sides

>> No.30084239

I took out 10k in 2018 and lost it all. Just getting back into it, actually had 1k left (ZAP and LTC).
Took out another 10K to invest but put it in to stocks. Ended up helping me get over 10K in gains. Haven’t paid it back yet.

>> No.30084342

>>30076952
I hate Indians so fucking much bros :/

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>>30076952
saw this vid last night
I couldn't get over the cameraman's shadow on the dude's back
I think it's Fat Albert's friend, Rudy

>> No.30084483

>>30084035
holy shit one of the best ones ive seen!

>> No.30084500

>>30080150
how can one man be so based

>> No.30084541

>>30083910
You have to be sure to be able ti cash out often from blockfi which doesnt seem to be the case. Otherwise it might work

>> No.30084567

>>30076952
based pajeet stealing phones from wallet stealing pajeets

>> No.30084576

>>30080151
they literally live where the clothes are made, they're much cheaper than over here.

>> No.30084607

>>30083910
Well for one Goldman opened a btc desk earlier today

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>>30083700
>>30083777
lmao this guy is unironically the only tiktoker I enjoy watching

>> No.30084666

>>30084129
Fucking hilarious & sad. The second a kid, let alone a mutt pops out of her apartment, I'm fucking gone

>> No.30084669

>>30080286
kek wtf

>> No.30084712

>>30082652
based

fuck faggots and lesbos

>> No.30084807

theyre so based bros im going to go get rugpulled just out of respect of pajeets

>> No.30084809

Took out 10k last week, bought the dip. No regrets

>> No.30084819

>>30082652
Holy fucking based
Homosexuality - CURED

>> No.30085071

Do any of you come from /tv/? I am fucking dying at these WEBMs

>> No.30085427

>>30084129
I don't get this photo and caption. I get the kids likely either adopted or father is from a previous marriage. Why take a seeming random pic of them?

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>>30085071
All of my pajeet webms come from /fit/ anon
I go there for MOG threads mostly in order to compensate for my poorfaggtry desu.

>> No.30085813

>>30084652
What's this dude's name? I can't find him

>> No.30085839

>>30085813

Indian Joker?

>> No.30085897

>>30085471

What a douche. You know he came to the bar with his high school buddies

>> No.30085918

>>30085813
>>30085839
Oh, it's Rizxtar

>> No.30085932

>>30085427
>nigglet mutt
>from previous marriage
>marriage
photo was to humiliate the white cuck for being beta bux for a nigglet

>> No.30085989

Fun fact: the wallet was empty with fake IDs and expired cards

>> No.30086099

>>30076952
You might as well take out a loan to gamble at a casino. Only invest into stocks and crypto as if it’s a savings account and you’re trying to accumulate more over time. Only take out loans for businesses or homes.

>> No.30086207

Are you guys all nuts? Go take out a loan on aave

>> No.30086316

>>30084103
I need a source for this

>> No.30086435

>>30076952
>born in poverty
>spend yearly income buying iphones
>wonder why still in poverty
really makes you think poo bros

>> No.30086455

>>30085918
>Rizxtar
https://www.tiktok.com/@rizxtarr/video/6843401945999346946?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v2

Kek indian tiktok is next level

>> No.30086585

>>30085813
goatfucker39

>> No.30086595

https://www.tiktok.com/@rizxtarr/video/6842220548605414658?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v2

KEK fuck

>> No.30086666

>>30081175
only himself

>> No.30086754

>>30082652
Level 18 idpol-mage

>> No.30086850

>>30085427
>from previous marriage
>adopted
kek simps man

>> No.30086982

>>30085427
0% chance marriage was a factor.

>> No.30087031

>>30082652
Why are cringe indian jokes in slow motion so funny?

>> No.30087132

>>30087031
that just extra SOUL they add to them

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>>30076952
obv 3 phones in his pocket before he pickpockets
mfw

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blessed thread sirs

>> No.30087929

>>30084103
THIS PARTY'S GETTING CUHREIZE

>> No.30088249

>>30082652
Holy based

>> No.30088501

I thought about, but were talking about 24% APR. if you could get an SBA loan for a fake business then I would definitely do it.

>> No.30088570

>>30084103
This is actually cool as fuck

>> No.30088589

>>30080150

How did he do that?

>> No.30088663

>>30085471
I would have to punch him, even if I got my ass kicked i would need to defend my honor.

>> No.30088732

>>30076952
This tik tok is high art

>> No.30088764

>>30083700
>>30083777
i really dont understand the joker face shit

>> No.30088963

This entire thread ( aside from poojeets) is a lesson in survivor's bias

>> No.30089039

>>30088663
ok, Mulan

>> No.30089046

>>30088963
just survive

>> No.30089135

>>30089039
The satisfaction from smashing a bottle over his head would be worth whatever punishment came from the law afterwards.

>> No.30089162

>>30080286
Wtf is wrong with these people like seriously

>> No.30089262

>>30089162
They exist so that we can have a laugh. Indian tiktok is better comedy than anything else on tv.

>> No.30089748

>>30089135
You don't even need to go that far, I bet you a decent crack to the liver and he would have toppled. Everyone underestimates a liver punch, but it can seriously fuck you up.

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>>30076952
How good of a loan can i get with a credit score of 759?

>> No.30091094

>>30080150
holy based

>> No.30091250

I think taking a loan out for Crypto is super-retarded, even for those who know what they are doing.

Do people not save money anymore? Am I just too old for this ride?

Mind, I'm a poorfag. My financial advice is worthless.

>> No.30091322

dont you people use AAVE?

>> No.30091330

>>30076952
That was the most retarded video ive ever seen. Thank u for sharing and i hope u get cancer.

>> No.30091370

>>30089886
use AAVE, nexo, or celsius. Don't fuck around with traditional banks

>> No.30091419

Yes, do it. i took out 30k on aave

>> No.30091454

>>30080150
Is this real? how did he even do that?

>> No.30091640

Pajeets are actually pretty based in their own brown smelly way

>> No.30091705

>>30089135
>"For the attempted manslaughter of chad chadderson, this court sentences you to twenty years without the opportunity of parole. may jamal have mercy on your anus"

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>>30086666
holy checked

>> No.30091793

>>30089135
do what I do.
Get off of social media and don't have any friends.
You get to bottle anyone you want, all you have to do is switch bars. cops are so lazy if you're not on social media they just stop looking for you.

>> No.30091811

>>30080151
Dude they are wearing probably 5 bucks of clothes. What do you expect them to wear some rags?

>> No.30091827

>>30084666
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>> No.30091834

>>30076952
Yeah £20k loan in late December. Bought 4k avax at 5usd, sold 1k the first time it hit 30 to pay back the loan a month later. Did it with btc back in 2017 as well.

Obviously,you have to get in early, and only take a loan you could pay if it went titsup.

>> No.30091862

>>30076952
thinking bout taking out a loan to mine...

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>>30080286
i wanted to post that one anon

>> No.30092002

>>30091777
WHOA double checked...uhh, kek might be a pajeet

>> No.30092034

>>30091250
>wonders why people can't save money
>am I too old

Yes, gtfo boomer.

>> No.30092064

>>30091862
you're an idiot if you think you can make money mining, now of all times.
You could buy antminer s9's for $20 last year, now they're $550+
You're a brainlet and your idea is already oversaturated, I can't wait until you get your 'miner' in august like all the other idiots and you all turn them on at the same time.

>> No.30092131

>>30076952
This is how you make money in pajeet land

>> No.30092153

>>30085427
>>30084129
could be bro and sis

>> No.30092181

>>30080150
He used two of the three phones he stole to film that

>> No.30092449

>>30084103
>me when I buy a /biz/coin pnd

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>>30082652
BAHHAHAHHAA WTF

>> No.30092867

>>30084103
Literally better than Avengers

>> No.30093507

>>30076952
lol they got this from now you see me 2

>> No.30094358

>>30086316
Aambala Official Trailer | Vishal | Hansika Motwani | Sundar.C | Hiphop Tamizha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NohOBlQDEr0&ab_channel=VishalFilmFactory