/biz/ - Business & Finance

CASH
IS
TRASH

I think that that people tend to minimize its size because of what they don’t see, but what do I know..

I am the nigler. I have come to nig all your niglets!

>>30079844
Fuck anime.

>futures open in 15

Hold me bros I’m shook from today might have bought the top yesterday like a retard

https://voca.ro/1j7yt8EwD1kW

>gme crabbing
>rkt crabbing AH
>new Futanari no elf chapter not out yet
Guess I'll be doing nothing until tomorrow

>Starts coughing up lung
>skin starts decaying

Damn ive got uranium fever

What's the next stock that's going to get squeezed?

>>30079844
if i sell the market goes up and if i buy it goes down. give me one good reason i should let free you from this crash and how i can profit off it?

>>30079886
You're trash
t. /ca$hgang/

Imagine not buying RKT.

RKT SCIENTIST ROLE CALL

HERE

Lost 300 on a trade in AHs (after hours). Don't feel so good rn (right now).

Buy CHUC

>>30079886
Can someone explain rat memes to me? I was always too ashamed to ask and I feel like I'm missing out

FUCKING LUM POSTER THREAD GOD DAMNIT

>>30079978
Yikes (yikes)

>10 year yield down
>DXY down a touch
>no real reason to give back yesterday's gains
what's going on bros

>rkt

>>30079964
you're gonna get rekt tomorrow morning

cash gang is the worst fucking meme and its the biggest pitfall that young traders fall down

Considerable institutional activity on CRBP in the last few days, in a bullish sense. We're seeing Vanguard shift shares from one fund into another on CRBP, and then smaller funds in tutes like State Street slowly accumulating as well.

Very bullish.

my wife's boyfriend just allowed me to play with the stonk market again!!!!

>>30079991
lum provides green days stupid

>>30079944
RKT.

>>30080034
hahahahaha they said the same shit yesterday

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH fuck I just realized I forgot to put in my ownership form on the date of record.

>>30079991
we need her now more than ever

>>30080046
kys

SOXL down to price levels not seen since Thursday. Run for the hills fellas.

>>30079886
>cash is trash
>he says, obstinately holding a huge red line for reasons he can't fully explain
cash is king anon.
i'm in, i'm out, i'm green, i'm good.
gonna do it again tomorrow

I'm tired of reddit meme pnds.

>>30080021
oil down means USD value is down. Reason why I believe, if forced, USA will have to provoke a war in middle-east again

>>30079973
HERE!

boys how do i get these stinkin birds out of my fucking windo, they are nested under the space of my AC unit, and idk how to block it off, i dont want baby birds in my room like last year...

>>30080063
It's already being squeezed, how much more juice can you get out of it?

>>30079944
Macerich MAC

>>30079844
neck yourself nigger faggot, you ruined lum for everyone else

>>30079934
kek

>>30080124
USD value going down should be bullish for the broader market though

EHang bro here. My shill AMTX sue did walk the walk with an epic 2 day run but that shit is gonna tank so I hope no one hodling! Depends on how markets go, I'll shill the next stock this week when I find a stock with lots of potential....

>>30080126
You're going to have to murder a family of birds, clearly

>>30080048
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER DICK SUCKING FAGGOT EVER SINCE THIS FUCKING LUM TRANNY HAS BEEN HERE THE MARKET HAS BEEN SHIDDING AND FARDING FUCK LUM TRANNY AND FUCK YOU YOU TRANNY LOVING FAGGOT

>>30080048
LUM SCAMMED MY SOXL REEEEEEEEEEE

>>30079944
ugly nonwhite whore

>>30079961
Have fun with your 3% daily inflation buddy!

>>30079934
At least your company has a future. Unlike CBP.

>>30080130
why do cunts enjoy doing this?

>>30080099
aww is someone a cuck? Does someone get off on the thought of having their wife railed in front of them. Do you coom to cuck porn you little cucky?

>Reddit is going to pump RKT to 100
>All of our meme stocks are cratered
WHAT THE FUCK

>>30079919
BCRX shill what‘s up with you lately? Why don’t you just tell us your picks. You sound like you’re going nuts, man

why is Steel mooning?

how many latinas are you guys purchasing when you guys make it? I am going to start a harem but use the same formula as Leo and dump at 25 before they get fat and gross.

I don’t fucking care anymore bros

>>30080034
Its been going up without fail for the past few days, I made about 25 percent off it today. I don't see why it would be red tomorrow.

TIMOTHY SOXL, I WOULD LIKE A WORD

>>30080106
But I'm up 9% today thanks to green rocks.

>>30080233
Kys

>>30080262
One (1) Latina wife for me, buying and holding forever.

>>30079770
we're in a legendary bull run and you tell me you can't find a stock that would recoup your losses from PLTR + earn you some?
anon, I have faith in you
why constantly refresh a ticker that frustrates you, "average down" and then watch it dip even lower, stress out and hate yourself when you can just drop your bags?

>>30080210
because they are whores

>>30080233
cringe

>>30080044
I'm wondering which one will moon harder, ANVS or CRBP

What’s the essential /smg/ starter pack:

-lean hog stock certificates
-min of 3 oJ futures
-broker tips
-buying shit scam Indian shill stocks
-panic selling on ever -0.00001% down day

Feel free to add yours

>>30080130
AT LEAST $20 more. It might go over $100

Anyone else get SOXL'd today?

>>30080255
Because it's cool.

>>30080176
10y yield is still high which makes overvalued / growth stocks risky investment. Also big money is moving into commodities right now I think, so there is that. Everything is going up on the market, and I mean food and metals. It seems like inflation is slowly creeping in.

Gentlemen please relax I can assure you that our company will be in safe hands once I get my bail posted.

>>30080192
This man spitting FACTS. FUCK LUM!!!!!!

>>30080181
well murdering, i think making them homeless for the time being is more appropriate

>>30080262
As many as your can shove into your rape dungeon I guess?

>>30080270
Dangerously based

>>30079916
Anon, you have no fucking clue how bad things are behind the scenes. Everything is moving rapibly, the FED and EZB are anticipating the return of inflation which they thought was "solved" around 30 years ago. I believe stonks will go up for quite some time but don't cling to 'old wisdom' or you'll regret it.

>>30080021
>why would this chart correct

Gee idk, maybe it’s white supremacy or something. I bet people selling at these absurd valuations where stocks have more than doubles during a recession are just antisemetic.

>>30080342
Wrong. No spike in AHs. It's a dead horse and it's gonna crab and fall tomorrow.

>>30080376
were you getting your dick sucked in the restroom or were you sucking dick in the restroom. your answer determines whether or not I hold.

>>30080335
buying a 3x leveraged etf at the top

dubs decides what next stock we collectively will shill

>he didnt buy the salmon dip

>>30080350
never bought that shit in the first place, even told you all to sell it and no one listened

imagine not being in oil, gold, and bitcoin miners rn

>>30080328
Well obviously I think CRBP will moon harder than ANVS but I have kept my eye on ANVS though. In my opinion people already missed the train on ANVS. It’s had a heck of a run already, and Renaissance already sold out accordingly. It’s very small float stock, so it could possibly be run up further easily enough by some news along with a pumper, but not worth the risk imo. Too many other good plays to take besides that one, like CRBP and ATOS.

>>30079773

please read

>>30080350
It's just another day of holding SOXL

The 10y will never be above 1.5% again. Blowoff top. Will bottom at -2 in 2050

>>30079936
>They still haven't fucked
This is getting annoying anon

>>30079886
The last time this quote was posted regularly was February 2020...

>>30080376
WHERE ARE THE SHARES TIM?

I am so ready for the correction to happen tomorrow, I am in financial ruin. (the SPY put expires Friday and I bought it on the bottom of last week so you'd better not be fucking me /smg/)

>>30080235
Mark Cuban has too much free time.

what stocks <$3 have options trees, i wanna start losing money selling options instead of buying them

what should I have on my monitors other than tradingview to feel smart?

>>30080376
Nice try they don’t post bail for kiddie molesters

>>30080444
>trips
Looks like you're choosing

Darkpool anon, I'd hug you if I could, every play from you has been golden, you just have to hold and not be an emotional newfag

>>30079944
Probs RYCEY when it hits marketcap to be on wsb

>>30080437
We'll see, if it falls then I'll sell while I still have a profit, but I doubt it, I think it might crab at opening and then do another 25 percent pump if it doesn't just shoot up.

Should I buy this game?

>>30080512
Peanut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Viz_JFcnNNw

>>30080444
I personally like the mutant salmon memes but that is just one mans humble opinion I feel like it’s time for a remix of that meme

>>30080294
that's cool anon!
but when did you buy?
if it was anytime before today you were likely holding through all sorts of red days.
that's the thing. i've had one (1) red day out of the last four.
and no matter what happens tonight or tomorrow or whenever, doesn't matter. i'm all cash.
i buy low, wait a bit, sell high, and i'm good.

>>30080262
I'd be content with a single cute boy to step on my face.


>>30080350
Did you really but it at open?

>>30080439
It was not a restroom, it was a Wendy's parking lot. And I was doing the sucking.

>>30080451
Don't worry, there will be another dip tomorrow, and then day after that. In fact I predict 2 months of AQB dips.

Give me your strongest fucking moonshots right now. I need to pay off my car loan this month.

>>30080463
You own physical gold then? Or are you just talk?

>>30080253
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stealth_mode

>>30080444
nice digits

>all of my stocks hit stop loss at end of day
>including the ones I bought today
>pattern day trading violation
Since the SEC is probably on their way to kill me if I do anything else, what next?

>>30080335
Having the female (male) broker on speed dial.

>>30080270
SELL COVERED CALLS YOU FOOL NOT THE SHARES

>>30080444
>>30080552
then I'm declaring us to shill BORR

>>30080433
I still remember all the
TRIPLE TOP
>TRIPLE TOP
TRIPLE TOP
>TRIPLE TOP
TRIPLE TOP
>TRIPLE TOP
TRIPLE TOP
>TRIPLE TOP

posts from months ago

>>30080495
Time for round 2.

>>30080648
Lol. No one listen to this guy. His PDUFA shills are terrible.
>OSMT
>AUPH
Many more terrible picks from BCRX shill which have cost people money!

>held 45 shares of soxl that I can't do covered calls on
>didn't buy UUUU like I said I would yesterday
>UUUU isn't even stopping

>>30080583
What plays are we talking about? DNN? What are the latest spreadsheets that got posted?

>>30079844
SHILL ME SOXL PLS

>>30080640
SOXL if you think market will be green

Guys WiMi is a complete scam. They only have one financial presentation and it's from 2019. It's full of buzzwords. They have no real demos, and they make all of their money from ad revenue.

Oh yeah I'm sure a Chinese company that's all promise no substance is legit

>>30080652
>what next?
Oh you think you've hit the low point? Buy SOXL. We'll show you how low you can go.

>>30080650
Based non lum poster

>>30080270
Crypto fag, can someone explain this to me

>>30080547
Gentlemen please relax she lied about her age and we can prove this in court and soon our share price will be back to its previous levels again please gentlemen do not sell your SOXL.

>>30080764
well yeah its a chink stock

>>30080613
Just play monster girl island. Way better

OH NONONO OIL BROS NOT LIKE THIS

>>30080130
Depends on what strikes they add to it tomorrow and if the people pumping it want it higher. Highest weekly strike was $36 and it gamma squeezed to $43.

they say to buy low
and sell when it's high
but after today
i just want to die

>>30080622
If it dips below 7 I'm getting some bags.

Remember when markets used to move .5% at max every day? It feels like volatility has increased so much since the rona crash.

>>30080583
Hi. CRBP schizo here. I really like dark pool plays and most of my stocks are from dark pools. But here is a word of advice: I am not totally opposed to the idea that there's some edge in following large institutional trades, but i would treat them like any other technical factor. Before using it, i would want to come up with a strategy, test it, and see how it worked in the past, at least.

>>30080823
I bought PAA. You put the oil in the line.

>>30080757
Don't ask the lum trannie to shill you on SOXL you will get fucked

>>30080764
FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUFUUUUUUUU I WILL PUT ALL MY MONEY IN UNTIL I GET A 3D WIFE I DON'T FUCKING CARE FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCKING FUCK I WILL HAVE HER I DON'T CARE IT WILL HAPPEN

>>30080783
I'm actually up today, it's a stop loss. But now I can't do shit.

What’s on discount that’s not pennyshit, bioshit, pharmashit, or a meme? I mean stuff like BILI that got hit extra hard last week with both the correction and a pre-earnings dip. Need somewhere to put some cash tomorrow.

>>30080623
Are you telling me every single day you trade, you're in the green?
If that's true, then you are truly ascended and I kneel.

>Cielo waste
Who else is officially a bagholder?

Tsm bros, we are headed to mars.
https://www.techpowerup.com/279191/tsmc-to-start-3-nm-node-production-this-year

>>30080743
>he doubted the atom
ngmi

>>30080844
I bought couple of hundred shares today we will see what happens

>>30080846
the ride has just begun

>>30080892
I have a pennyshit bioshit pharmashit meme for you: CRBP

Suck me. pennyshit bioshit pharmashit memes are the easiest way to get rich.

>>30080866
How has your pick been working, faggot? Kys

>>30080872
>trying to FUD Lum
fuck off retard, your kind was nowhere to be seen on the bright green monday we had

>>30080103
i'll give it one last go because when I sell I know it will leap over a fucking guardrail and board a rocket and sail off cucking me

>>30080632
based. Comfy hold for me

>>30080262
you seem confident? what plays you making rn?

>>30080613
Instead of playing porno games hit the gym and get a gf bro

>>30080973
I am never buying that pajeet scam. Shill me a real stock.

>>30080822
>look it up
>free
holy fucking shit

>>30080583
Not sure if you're talking about me, but here's today's list if you are.

>>30080919
Yet people will nonstop fud SOXL

Futures gonna bring us up a full 2% on the day everyone went short lmao.

>>30080444
BHS and GAYMF

do i have /smg/ permission to continue to buy shares of TAN, ICLN, and ARKK?

>>30080922
I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING DOUBT IT. I just thought I had more time.. was going to buy in Friday. I wasn't expecting them to announce their deal publically (even though I knew they had one) and then the fucking headlines plastered simultaneously by stories about rare earth metal shortages.

>>30080764
>WiMi is a complete scam
Well duh, it's Chinky. But it hasn't mooned yet. Chink scams get only revealed after a 5-10x. I'm holding 1.5k worth and plan to cover my cost basis at 20$, what's your exit strategy?

>>30080613
Teraurge was the game that really scratched that monster girl itch

>>30080103
All of the memeing has convinced people to buy in, but they don't know what they're in for. I've been holding less than a month but I don't even think twice on a red day.

The volume on 3/19 50C for RKT

HOLY FUCK

I'm up on WTI 20%, glad I bought it instead of TK. SU and CEIX a 4%. GTE is down obviously, not sure why some of these stocks are hit and miss.
A few pharmashits in the deck waiting to randomly pump one day. Made small gains on ocgn and got out of ctrm in time for a profit before it crashed. I guess say, I think I like trading

>>30081061
imagine holding anything in the nasdump

>>30081009
never played one. trying to combine two of my favorite hobbies. My girlfriend and I broke up like 4 months ago and I'm loving not having any emotional responsibilities to anyone except my family. i am scrawny as fuck though.

>>30080904
>every single day you trade, you're in the green?
3 of the last 4, and the red day was just the last of some overnight plays i made like an idiot dying.
oh that's another perspective, 2/25 and 2/26 i was green despite hemorrhaging money from these longer PEP calls i was holding.
tho pride cometh and so i'll probably get gaped soon

>>30081024
That spreadsheet stresses me out.

>UWMC
UWMC
>UWMC
UWMC
>UWMC
UWMC
>UWMC
UWMC
>UWMC
UWMC

>>30080757

>>30079964
>>30079973
>>30080035
>>30079944
>>30080063

This temp RKT run is over.
Bought GME today.

AQB earnings on Match 9th. Make sure to mark it in your calendar and prepare some popcorn.

>>30080846
Good. I hope it never gets less volatile. In fact, I hope it gets more volatile.

>>30079919
I wish I could decode these messages anon

>>30081075
go for it

>>30081010
I have a good average with crypto miners.. Bought the tech dip and etf dip.

>>30081067

>>30081024
I talked to you early today, but I had some work. I checked when I was done and UWMC and it went up bigly. Thanks

>>30080764
Let it pump to 20 before you start calling it a scam

>>30080987
You Will Learn Paytience. Or Else You Will Never Get Past Five Figure Portfolios.

>>30081110
How long are you trading? if it's just 4 days then I hope you don't get too cocky.

>>30081075
No, only SOXL

>>30080919
Bump

>>30080839
Ha!

>>30081061
Head and shoulders pattern. A classic!

Cathie buy my TSLA and WKHS bags AAAAAAAAAAA

>>30080846
.5% is what used to be what we called "volatile" noob.

Pre-covid was a peach. I'd make a 3xer off a .15% dip.

>>30081061

>>30080846
our handlers have made a fucking killing off all this, they have sold the recovery rumors about 5 or 6 times

>>30081138
earnings always dump

>>30081075
>ICLN
Last month has been brutal

>>30081208
C.R.B.P. Is. A. Scam.

>>30080823
Priced in

>>30080622
>>30080688
It's settled, AQB and BORR are our sure bets this month

>>30080270
I mean, if you can't afford to take a loss, fine, but really? Today was Day 1 and a RKT price run has been a long time coming. You have something better you want to gamble on? Shares do not expire: worst cast, you baghold till it bounces back, and it will bounce back. Just ride it out for once, for crying out loud.

Consider at least holding till ex-dividend on 08 March. $1.11 per share.

>>30081156
>>30080922
I want to [redacted] Shinobu.

>>30081255
Exactly, I have special place in my heart for AQB.

>>30081125
>blue eyes
fake and gay

>>30079944
TRVG and GME duh

Alright Bobo, let's make a deal
Let me dump my tech bags tomorrow then you can have a triple circuit breaker thursday

My friend who used to work for GE and was involved with nuclear tech for a while told me that DNN is likely NOT going up because of domestic power related reasons and most likely because of some sort of foreign policy deal. Interesting to see how that works out anyways since DNN is Canadian
>>30081279
Okay retard

>>30081220
nah i started dec 2019 knowing absolutely nothing.
slowly came upon this strategy playing with small amounts up until about a week ago when i felt comfortable ratcheting it up.
trying to balance humility and confidence, but i do feel pretty confident.

>>30080730
Bcrx shill > crbp shill

>>30081255
>AMRS

DINGDINGDING
HOWD YA DO TODAY BOYZ
Fuck you all. My memes and the other stocks you "hate" are all poomping me. Thanks RCAT suggester. Thanks UUUU, thanks SND, Thanks BCRX, thanks UTZ, Thanks CLF (yup), Thanks BFT

>>30081024
where do you get darkpool data?

>>30081306
>>30080444
> pumps
nah thanks.

>>30081094
>Stock have crabbed downward for a month now. My best hope right now is holding until next round of earnings when people pump and dump tech again and selling on high there then buying in the rotation after.

>>30081351
Loool what if me and BCRX shill mud wrestled to prove who is more worthy hahaha

UWMC literally free money

>>30081327
Literal Pajeet Scam

>>30081122
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

UWMC is fucking mooning. Told you in the afternoon to get in, meanwhile you retards tried to chase RKT

This is kinda based

Realistically, how long do the SOXL chads think it'll take to get back to $100+ per share?

>>30080866
I do due diligence on all the darkpool plays and see which have spiked largely and which haven't.
It sucks because I try to follow other unusual trades and they don't pan out as well, like RIGL for example

>>30081234

>>30081313

>>30081329
Well I wish you good luck then

I lost a year's wages in 2 months...
Dubs chooses how I kms.

>>30080540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61OXGvvL0Hc

>>30081174
No problem anon, hope your next play goes well too. It seems like UWMC and some other mortgage related stocks went up today in sympathy of RKT doing its massive move. Holy fuck just checked and its up 16% AH. Congrats dude

>>30080623
wait until retail hears about 4U every esg softheart with a couple grand is going to pump this, if youre in under 5 I wouldnt sell just yet

>>30081402
Why do you suspect I'm talking about the market as a whole? You think I'm holding this volatile ETF without having bullish sentiments in its specific sector?

>>30081405
Every time you post, you confirm how big a faggot you truly are.

Just got approved for options. What should be my first one?

>>30081467
thanks i should be posting for the next while so will have a record to keep track with

>>30081235
I wonder what faces do people will massive TSLA calls look like now

>>30081470
A hug from me

>>30081470
these digits say that you pick yourself up by the bootstraps and ride the basedhorse

Too much pessimism. Sentiment beat out of market.

Tomorrow will be green.

>>30081462

>>30081463
>mfw the water only smelled like fish because Lum was in there with her stinky snatch

>>30081508
+1 and not even funny just cringe

>>30081508
How does mud wrestling make me a faggot? You realize only the manliest of men in Turkey (one of the most masculine places in the world) mud wrestle. You are insecure. Have sex.
>>30081518
NOK 7c 2023. Get used to spending more money on theta (time) than you think you will.

All in IMKTA

>>30081451
next earnings season

>futures are green
back in business tomorrow boys

>>30080463
I will virtually suck your dick, and I might in person too, if you tell me what day to buy QQQ puts and what strike price

>UWMC spiking in after hours trading

>>30081379
I get these lists from a dude on twitter, but there are some sites out there where you can see option sweeps and the like. Some of them you gotta pay to get the data and I'll never fucking do that.

>>30081480
Thanks anon.

>35 holdings, Intel is a top hold, TSM is 3%, only 7-10 recognizable companies
Why is SOXL so shit. of course it's 3x leveraged, it needs it to make any gains of the dog shit that it owns. I'd rather just own AMD

>>30081470
Ripping your dick off to a picture of Lum

>>30081584
You’re disgusting. Why do you come here?

>>30081122
im holding until the day before addition to russell 1000

>>30081605
Futures were green last night too and we got a mixed bag

>>30081605
weak hands sold the dip and we can go up again

I sold several stocks at a loss today AMA

>>30081605
Futures start off green every night. Give it a minute.

>>30081518
If you need to ask just don't buy options m8

>>30081097
Is that good?

>>30079919
buy water stocks confirmed

>>30081662
>I'd rather just own AMD
Please elaborate. Why AMD

>>30081666
*shoots up a school*

Futures is gonna recover all the panic you sold lmao. fucking assholes

>>30081024
What the fuck is JWN and why are there so many calls on it?

>Nordstrom

Am I fucking missing something? What?

you retards do realize RKT is gonna double again tomorrow right?

>UWMC
about fucking time

>>30081097
I heard about a call sweep on my scanner earlier and it even showed up on today's list, so maybe the shenanigans will continue tomorrow.

>>30081470
umm, maybe ask for a raise?

>>30081703
I'll start with the simplest one: why?

>>30081703
Which ones? Why?

>>30081470
What did you do?

>>30081518
If you're asking then don't fuck with options. Maybe some charitable whale shills you something good and you luck out but more likely that you bankrupt yourself.

>>30081745
Nah its gonna red dildo hard

>>30081077

Panic selling at open

>>30081185

Smart

>>30081024
Protip that might seem obvious: dark pool flow for super high cap companies and memestocks like AAPL, TSLA, GME, and even CLF to an extent don't really matter much. Focus on more unusual options activity for smaller caps etc.

>>30081122
why? looking for somewhere to put my GME + RKT gains.

>>30081748
I'm so excited and I just can't hide it.

>>30081748
It's going to open 20% down tomorrow morning and then keep falling.

>>30081748
RKT is fucking dead. Reddit is sold at 40 and bought more GME.

>>30081729
Kek

>>30081703
which stocks?

>>30081795
>What did you do?
I got meme'd into PLTR and then memed into SOXL

>>30081797
i don't think I should make stock decisions as a masochist.

>>30081149
Oh, the bull market got canceled? Good, we can wait for another one.
Didn't get the entry price you wanted? Good, we have extra cash now.
Didn't beat expected earnings? Good, More time to accumulate.
They didn't get funding? Good, We own more of the company.
Public offering? Good, more shareholders.
Futures red? Good, buy the dip.
Analysts downgraded the stock? Good
VIX broke through 30? Good
Down 25% this month? Good
Margin call? Good

>>30081818
t'was mooning AH a second ago, apart from the massive ramp up today

Just looked at SOXL... sorry guys

Dumb question. If I can afford to should I be putting a percent of my paycheque into my questtrade account monthly if I already have a fair amount in it?

>>30081447
It would be if 149$ was the actual price, but apparently every person has to buy regular tickets on top lmao

>>30080806
anon bought $23k worth of shares at the "top" then almost immediately gets paper hands.

I'm trying to talk him out of literally jumping off the Rocket as it's lifting off.

RKT $40 stablecoin

SOXL/BNKU was great yesterday I cooked many times, but no cooom for me today. I feel dead inside

>>30081470
Penetrate through your intestinal wall with a comically huge black dildo.

>>30081748
if it does im gonna actually cum my pants anon

>>30081730
YoY growth, 2.3B in cash, only 500m in total debt.
>pic related

>>30080270
Oh my fucking god seeing things like this is just painful. People are such emotional fomo investors

>>30080461
What are good biomeme plays nowadays? I already hold ANVS and CRBP calls.

>>30081470
Tell us what you bought and we'll tell you if it will recover by summer so you don't have to kys.

why not just buy SPXL and hodl?

>>30081903
Embrace the suck. And if you're trading TQQQ on a mudflap you stole from the side of the highway, you'll still be happy.

>>30082036
I'm hoping for RIGL

>>30081895
I blame lum trannie

>>30081941
SOXL actually looks pretty good. After last weeks dip and today’s dip, it’s looking like a good buy.

>>30081786
>>30081783
CRSR: trend lines broke, swingtrading no longer reliable, there’s now a general bearish outlook on growth/tech stocks with high multiples

Sony & Ford (Not a loss) but due to semiconductor shortages being underestimated

It wasn’t multiple it was just CRSR and barely any profit from SNE/F

Basically investment theses didn’t pan out

>>30081809
>Smart
Indeed.

>>30080270
You were so cocky earlier, too.
Time to HODL the morning dump

>>30081895
What compelled you to buy into PLTR now? SOXL is fine, although you probably should've just waited instead of buying in at open.

>>30082000

>>30081895
lol just hold, even if PLTR doesn't recover any time soon, SOXL will make up for it. Imagine if you had bought actual memes or penny stoks.

>>30082049
that's a perfectly valid strategy

Goddamn almost every type of Alfredo is straight trash. The only good one is Bertolli

>>30081746
No idea what it is, but I just know they had earnings today. So probably was an earnings play.

>>30081737
>*shoots up a school*
Those poor kids from /r9k/ are cooler than you faggot. Why do you even shill that shit stock in the first place? Why do you come here? Just why? Please stop coming here. Please do us all a favor and neck yourself. People like you are the reason why /smg/ went to shit. Please stop it. You’re point is proven. Do you feel better about yourself? This shit got even worse than the whole GME AMC thing. If I could get away with it I would really shoot you in your ugly face. Doxx yourself please or kys or go back and never come here again. Obnoxious stupid faggot

>he invested in mutant salmon
>he invested in the internet funnymoney miner
>he invested in gay horse
>he invested in racist vaporware
>he invested in the canadian nasty skunk ditch weed
>he invested in chinese flying cars
>he invested in a dying catholic hedge fund
>he invested in CRBPajeet
>he invested in a stock shilled by a literal tranny
please tell me you did not do this

$UWMC

$UWMC

$UWMC

$UWMC

$UWMC

ONE LAST FUCKING TIME

BUY

$UWMC

IT WILL ROCKET TMRW

>>30081989
I told you to hand over the vintage PLTR jacket, Spike!

what does this mean in AH?

>>30080043
How heavy are your bags?

>>30082084
as the universe demands for every 2 green days SOXL has it must have three red days.

>>30082104
>Imagine if you had bought actual memes
he did though

>>30081903
>VIX broke through 30? Good
>Down 25% this month? Good
>Margin call? Good
Made me laugh

>>30081584
>Turkey (one of the most masculine places in the world)
Ha!

>>30082010
Ok, thank you. I‘ll think about it

>>30082156
>Racist vaporware
?

>>30080730
Wtf are you talking about, AUPH was a 2bagger for me, because I bought it a week before the PDUFA announcement. Buying after is cringe.

>>30082126
I bought into ESGC the other day because I saw it on your list and it was a penny stock. I'm excited to see where it goes, and hope you make good money off of your posts. You're a good dude.

>>30082180
means its gonna dump

>>30082180
> Mr. poopy butthole pattern
Uh oh!

>>30082254
soon to be rebranded as a streetwear company

>>30080270
I remember earlier you were up 5k or more. oof

>>30080270
>down 120$

this financial ruin shall haunt your descendants for generations

>>30082036
>What are good biomeme plays nowadays
ATOS, SRNE, ABIO are all picks i like
>>30082136
jesus christ you need to take your meds before you go rape children and shoot up an actual school you freakshow

>>30081895
You need to diversify into the meme stocks so it doesn't feel so bad when you're bagholding all of them.

>>30082010
The right move is to own a few of the semis you believe in, and then hedge with SOXL to ride the uptrend and SOXS to ride the downtrend. SOXX doesn't really have AMD so make sure to get that for sure.

>>30082092
>CRSR
Not in it, I'd probably have held if I were you unless I needed the cash, but if it's just that it makes more sense than your first post

>>30082101
Built for B B C
B
C

>>30082136
Shut up pussy

>If Congress passes the $1.9 trillion stimulus bill, only a small share of this fiscal relief would be spent while the rest would end up in individuals' savings, according to Minerd. In turn, Americans would funnel the cash into government bonds and other fixed-income securities, pushing their yields lower, he said.

Unironically boomers think people will spend the stimulus on Bonds.

>>30080444
potato futures

>>30082084
those bags are only going to get heavier

>>30081662
>>30082010
AMD already went more than x10 with Intel sucking
So what's the next step for that x2 of its current price or even more

>>30082156
Why do you keep posting pictures of this visually unappealing individual?

>>30082254
Presumably referring to PLTR and its tendency to target the criminally-inclined minorities.

>>30082175
>>30078833

>>30082239
What i'm saying is, in the year 2000, i'd have rather owned APPL, then a basket of 35 stocks appl, samsung, blackberry, nokia, motorola, etc. etc. If you'd just owned appl, you would have raped an ETF, 3x leveraged or not.

>>30082023
Good, more people to sell calls to.

>>30082410
Only if most of the semiconductor industry crashes below 15%.

>>30082379
I have an LLC and I just hold my cash in treasuries and other AA rated bonds

>>30082104
>PLTR and SOXL are not memes
ok

>>30082296
Oh shit is that the Riddler? Adding to position.

>>30081470
Shoot an Austrian politician in Serbia.

>>30082338
The stock doesn’t know you own it

>>30082458
yuck

well. did you, anon?

>>30082073
When's the catalyst?
I can recommend FREQ and LCTX too.

>>30082421
AMD is likely going to hit $120 before the backlog issues are resolved. That's time to take profit and wait for dip again or until next major product announcement.

>>30082379
I would put my life savings in VTI or SPACs before bonds.

>>30082306
I‘m going to repeat my questions. Don‘t get defensive. Why do you come here? Why do you have to shill that shit so hard? Why do you think it’s ok to ruin this general for so many people? You’re literally one of the reasons why /smg/ sucks so much lately. Please just leave

>>30082379
Have you seen what they did with the last two stimulus checks?

>>30082484
Earnings were an hour ago, and it went badly. I saw a whale making plays for it a couple weeks ago, so now I'm holding until 3/19

>>30082156
im 5/9 kek

NEW
>>30082598
>>30082598
>>30082598
>>30082598

>>30082537
You sound like a gigantic faggot and it gives me pleasure that some weird pent up white autist like you is on the brink of shooting up a public setting because I shill CRBP on here. That is why I post on /smg/. The only reason I post here.

>>30082431
>Why do you keep posting pictures of this visually unappealing individual?
that's the CEO of PLTRannies

>>30082480
I bought calls last week and I've been holding DNN for a while. I am here for the uranium

>>30082036
AMRS

>>30082271
>You're a good dude
Lol thanks anon. I've made ok money off some plays, but I don't really put a lot into each one since they're essentially a gamble. Currently stuck in 5 fig hell, but hopefully I can make it to 6 fig hell by EOY.

>>30082673
AMRS is already way up, and I do know they have some other shit in their pipeline, I don't really believe in them.

>>30082156
EHang bro here. I made a 1400% gain on EHang. Bought at $8 and sold at $112. Flying cars allowed me to retire at a very early age.... How have you done the last few months?

>>30082439
If we’re looking at the SOXX holdings though I feel like there are many plays that could outperform SOXX or the market. I just don’t get the growth potential of fabless against the manufacturers for example

>>30082480
That's a big stock

>>30082431
>Presumably referring to PLTR and its tendency to target the criminally-inclined minorities.
Sounds based

>>30082466
we have a winner

>>30082156
>he invested in a Florida Rehab center
>he invested in a fat man who loves garbage

>>30080316
where do you go for more neeko stuff?

I like $DODIX

>>30080440
Kek

>>30082036
bbi should moon after upcoming trials

>>30079988
long pest control