/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30072313

I reccomend day trading

>>30072352
protip: don't take financial advice from someone who was up 1.2 million on those same options.

>>30072391
or someone who uses robinhood

>>30072313
English being one of the requirements I presume

>>30072733
Put the period at the end then, CUNT.

ive been sending cv"s left and right for a year now
On top of that I finnish my meme degree next year in the beggining of the crash
im ngmi

>>30072313
>search for jobs online
>overqualified for all of them
>apply anyways
>interview time
>spaghetti flies everywhere
>filled internally

>>30072352
For as long as you've been posting, you could have 4x'd just buying BTC by now

>>30072313
just lie.

same

>>30072313

Same.

Thank God for Crypto.

>>30076385
How much did you start with?

>>30072313
unironically recommend becoming a Security Guard.

with your own car you will start as a "floater" covering "call offs" and get a "foot in the door" and see inside of 2x diff businesses a week.

bonus: you will get lots of much coveted "face time" with actual big boss since he is either/or first to arrive and last to leave, and Security only answers to top management.

98% of hiring is face to face, not HR resumes.

extra bonus: 7 of 8hr shift will be "your time" to learn about the biz, see WTF is on people's desks, what threatening notes management has posted, etc.

PS-avoid any "security" that exposes you to public AKA feral Negros. You want "night watchman" prefer swing shift.

>>30072313
>apply for tons of jobs
>get a call from some recruiter who just checked my linkedin profile, unrelated to any offer I sent
>get interview
I'm half happy half pissed off

>>30077195
Job postings want experience and 5 years of prior education/work history

>>30072313
Found you a job. Gotta start somewhere.

>>30072313
>live in small town
>look for a boring job i can sit at a desk and answer phone calls for 10/hr
>must have masters degree plus 10 years experience

>>30072313

Join the military, make sure to be a POG, Airforce and Navy have the most specialized jobs.

>>30072313
Most people won't have jobs soon enough. Collect unemployment for as long as you can until this ship goes under and we enter a new great depression. Won't be long now.

>>30072884
Use a contracting agency

>>30078547
if im a stock and cryptofag will i be able to afford a house ?

>>30072313
>we’re not looking for just another employee we’re looking for a superstar!

>>30078671
>Women and POC to the front of the line!