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SELL SOXL

Oil.

DR;NS

Great day.

SOXL

YOU SELL IT

Bro I told you guys about leveraged ETFs.

Tech bubble popping or what?

What do I buy now?

Cash gang, I don't like losing to daily inflation....

>>30074504

>BFARF is the only cryptominer in the green today

What does this mean for tomorrow, bitfbros?

>MFW its only Tuesday
What a shitty past 3 weeks.
Meme stocks rise which means it pushes the rest of the market down

>thousands of /smigg/ers get into SOXL today since it's affordable
>they are taken for the ride of their lives
Haha. It's like you don't even know the swing rangers pre-reverse-split.

>Been sitting on cash since 2 weeks ago
>Still don't know what to buy because everything I was interested in is up but crabbing

Should I just cash out and accept I'll be poor forever? I'm unsure how to find goodies.

eyes on CCHWF with the new weed news in Virginia

WHY WON'T SOXL GO UUUUUUP

reminder that SOXL is shit and the fake lumposter just wanted you to fill his bags

>>30074532
physical gold and oil futures

Man, I wish my stocks went up in value today. Instead they went down!

Got well and truly rugged on SOXL. Is the push it guy even here anymore?

>>30074462
LLIT oooo baby!

>I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>30074532
Corbus Pharmaceutical Holdings

Have market on open shorts on RKT tomorrow morning capped with a protective call, have fun lads

>investing in a company whose CEO is Jamal Ginsberg the Hasidic Homeboy
PLTRanny are you okay?

>>30074566
taking out student loans and house mortgages to buy more bitfarms tmr

How do I follow forum talk so I can get in on things like ARK?

>everyone crying buckets
>I'm up today
LMAO losers.

Fuck SOXL is volatile as fuck but I think semiconductors are going through a price discovery phase before it goes up again. so far it hasnt broken too far down actually.

How many Redditors are still around from the GME invsion? Let's find out

https://www.strawpoll.me/42728026
https://www.strawpoll.me/42728026
https://www.strawpoll.me/42728026

Guys my broker screwed me out of my SOXL split shares and they don't have a physical address or phone number.

>>30074592
that's why.

>>30074532
another robin hood stimulus coming. hege fund manager already calculated on a stream what will happen when million murican put their 1400 checks to gme stonk again, that is quick bid for 1.4Billion $

I bought PUBM and SRAC for tomorrow. Is this good?

i'm selling SOXL to go into a safe ETF like TQQQ

I'm thinking its ogre guys. Buy back when we're down 10%

>>30074504
You'd think she'd get those whitened or...

It's almost time! Are you ready for the "bullfags start freaking out and burning their accounts on retardedly overleveraged plays" part of the show?

I need some good ryona anime with all this red.

>buy TSLA puts on green days
>cash out the next day(s)
>wait for Cathie to buy more TSLA out of desperation to POOMP it
>repeat
I am thinking of keeping that strat going until Cathie buys her way into being CEO of TSLA

>>30074607
Because he pushed it down to bagholder hell

>>30074616
I’m up 100% on my initial GRST investment get fucked

>>30074528
>ID: IS Trull
get ye gone troll

RKT bros how high you think we going im thinking 60 is my price point

soxl bros..anyone still alive?

>>30074585
Does anyone even understand the technobabble they espouse enough to understand this joke or is everyone just gambling blind?

>>30074610
This Chinese kung fu where you drop the price of your stock then counter with a giant stock bounce is a style that is unbeatable.
>He has not see the power of my Wu Tang style!

Lots of people saying to sell SOXL, I think that means I’ll buy some at open tomorrow.

>>30074663
>https://www.strawpoll.me/42728026
Where is the Wendy's Chef option?

Point and laugh at me, the biggest retard on the planet.

We got too cocky RKT bros

>>30074724
$420.69 and not a cent less

aerospace and defense did well today

>>30074462
>everyone saying we're in a commodity supercycle

Should I invest in WEAT then? farmers seem safe, then again this seems like I might not make too much money.

Uhhhh....squeezers? Has the squeeze squoze? Is the squeezening over? Have we squazzled the squizzer?

>>30074673
Show his hairline

>wanted to buy NIO's dip but remembered every chink stock I bought always gets delisted for fraud
Is NIO actually a legit company that's not cooking their books? I got burned by, NQ Mobile, Linkedin, and Luckin.

>>30074635
Good job lad I decided to suicide stack my RKT I feel bad right now lol

>>30074566
It means you are getting dumped on at open.

UCO for overnight hold, looks tasty

I only own cielo and crbp

Told you all to pick up TOBAF. They are the Beyond Beef of tobacco. This company is just getting started boys, their team is solid and the news ticker is positive after positive.

>>30074763

look at these huge steps up on open followed by stability each day. this isnt reddit tards, this is fucking institutional. have wallstreet jews figured out the recipe for success in clownmarket? just buy a bunch of stock with meme names, then pay interns and lackeys or bots to shill it on plebbit and faceberg?

Just give me the fucking shares!!!

>>30074733
Is this your first day holding or something?

>>30074586
Bro just wait until April when the gibs pump pops the bubble.

>>30074724
20k bro diamond hannnnds

>>30074532
Uranium and RYCEY. Nuclear is the future of infrastructure that is leaning towards electric transport. All other "green" energy is a meme that creates more harm than good and is nowhere near as reliable.

>>30074663
>Be me
>Getting a degree in something I will never ever use
>Have a good wife
Am I going to make it? I heard having a degree really only serves to show that you have the "perseverance" and motivation to get one

is it a smart move to heavily invest in an OTC stock that has applied for an uplisting to NASDAQ and has a pretty small float of around 32 mil shares?

what's BCRX shill's new thing?

>>30074621
>Driving in the right side of car

Europeans are so gay

>>30074828
LI seems like the better option over NIO anyway

>>30074607
Me too anon, I'm a bagholder now

>>30074678
50% SOXL / 50% TQQQ
Masturbation and crypto has gotten boring so now I get my thrills with imminent financial ruin in different ways. Options are probably next, fml.

>>30074852
>sharing Cielo with CRBP-pajeet

>>30074853
I kneel.
Unironically I passed over DMOR because of the similarity between tickers TOBAF and TAKOF

>You didn't seriously sell SOXL on the 1st red day after the split right anon?

>>30074663
Where is the live with my wife and her boyfriend option?

I already told you what to buy lads

>>30074616
Is that Lums house?

>>30074878
her shirt looks like a stress ball I had in the 90's

>>30074690
I thought that started when GME dumped the rest of the market in January. My dying portfolio is much more ready for the "bullfags lose millions on their overleveraged plays, causing a massive selloff once they're all forced to take their losses" stage.

CRBP bros when are we hitting $26?

>>30074504
...OTM monthly covered calls? Why yes, good idea.

>>30074685
"she"

So I went cash as no one has any idea what is going to happen tomorrow.

>>30074721
I am the alpha and the omega. I have always trolled and will always troll.

>>30074763
Did you sell at open? I dropped 4k on 36c weeklies near open and sold them for 45k. I’m a reddit refuge though so I’m used to doing retard shit like this. I’m still down -70k from my account peak lol

>>30074621
well that's it. I'm creating pajeet subfolder in my biz directory

another day of (((them))) killing the weekly options

>>30074663
Does minimum wage with a bachelors degree count as NEET status?

>>30074900
>is it a smart move to heavily invest in an OTC stock
About as smart as investing in a shitcoin.

>>30074852
>cielo
But why

>>30074963
Next week

Good day for me. Sold BKR and C for profit. Rolled into more KDP, KO and more into my total market fund. Bought KHC as well.

>>30074878
whom'stve?

average down of GEVO or is it in the shitter now?

>>30074941
It is absolutely all good fren. It's nowhere near too late, today was really just a return to the pre-crash.

>>30074678
Ngmi, and neither am I.

>>30074900
what stock is that anon?

I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER LUM POSTER AGAIN

>>30074807
So did silver and my bioshits.

>>30075001
You obviously don't know what NEET means if you are asking that question.

>>30074894
Depends on the degree, but it's a big component for most of them, especially outside of STEM.

>>30074853
>Beyond beef of tobacco
wot

>>30074972
A pretty face ruined. I could stick my cock in that hole. I bet she makes a mess when she eats.

AMD and ASML shitting the bed today. At least I have boomer king MSFT that is up 1% the last week.

>>30074813
cmon bros, help this city slicker find some good farm/pasture related stocks to make money out of

>>30074873
Thank you brother this is a short quasar caused by a stellar earnings report, people loading to cause a short squeeal, Reddit following in and a whole lot of people getting rich. Its NOT a meme.

SO sick of it. Sick of it all. SICK of the RED. SICK of SOXL. SICK of all this uncertainty. I NEED money

>>30074828
>>30074923
Yea I was looking at both today didn't step in but these chink stocks can turn around fast. Li didn't say shit about supply bottlenecks like Nio did. Probably going to buy a bit of both desu

Where is Lum?

>>30074972
Damn nu-males... they've managed to be less masculine than bill gates in high school

>>30075057
What's the matter? Did you buy SOXL?

>>30075084
but i'm a kissless hugless virgin how can I be a normie

>>30074963
never now that r*ddit is onto it

https://www.reddit.com/r/pennystocks/comments/lw671s/corbus_pharmaceuticals_small_stock_float_a_lot_of/

>>30075136
Don't buy 3x leveraged semiconductor super volatile ETFs then you fucking retard.

>>30074908
Something about air cleaning or something. But he only spoke in riddles and there's at least 3 companies that have the ticker or a similar ticker he gave and they're all pennies so I'm not touching that shit until he gives more info.

bcrx shill better than crbp shill

>>30075136
get a job

>>30074853
>TOBAF
OK serious question will Canadas stock market out do USA this year? I can't believe all these OTC names that just get spewed on here and all go up for 20-100%.

>>30075157
Kiss me

How do you even baghold an ETF

>>30075001
No, that's degree + bad job (Normie)

>>30075136
Why not ask the resident SOXL bro who posts in every thread? Oh wait! He fucked off and left us holding the bags.

>>30075094
It's quite simple anon. At a time when the tobacco giants are all talking about "the end of cigarettes", TAAT is leading the charge for developing nicotine alternatives.

>>30075136
sell your SOXL and buy SPY
>-0.8% today
>basically guaranteed long term growth

>>30075210
don't feed the trolls

>>30075054
$KAVL
I bought a handful of shares a year ago under $.10 and today it closed at $2.88. some dudes are saying it may pop off to over $10 after the NASDAQ listing. They estimated sales in 2021 to be around $400-$500 million. I'm thinking about going balls deep on it right now.

>>30075057
>>30075143
i hope the SOXL lumfaggot necks himself for associating such a great character with this stock that is shit and was always shit

>>30075210
You don't. People that talk about holding the bags for SOXL are actually retarded and have no idea what an ETF is.

I just found this: https://www.rocketlabusa.com/investors/ it's apparently spaceX lite and if this deal goes through you can invest in it now. Keep in mind that I haven't looked into them yet and don't know if it is any good, but I wanted to let you guys know already.

Where tf my $RKT bag holders at!!!

>>30074900
Depends on the penny stock. My penny gamble is NMGRF which is also trying to uplist. Digging shit out of the ground to be used in EV batteries is a better business model than 99% of pennies. Invest in picks & shovels, etc.

>>30075157
If you have a job you get upgraded from outcast to "that weird creepy guy" until you put peeno in vagoo and then life can begin.

just ordered a burrito lads

I think I may have fucked myself. I bought a $6 put on UUUU. went up 19% ..... Figured it should drop some.... R-right?

>>30075142
I presume Nio being upfront about supply issues suggests they're pretty reliable
Plus they get audited by PWC's chinese branch, and they're pretty reliable as well.
I'm not too afraid; I bought in at 20 so it's not like I'm at a loss or anything

>>30075176
No, none of them are listed on canada's TSX. Their either on the .V or .CN, which no one pays any attention to. But all the big small cap MJ plays are listed on our penny stock exchanges

>>30074908
>>30075167
What did he mean by this?

>>30075156
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

>>30074607
Average down on red days if you can. I've made so much fucking money on SOXL over the past year.

>>30075277
SOXL is not a stock.

>>30075165
I've been through 3X etfs before. i sold last time, not gonna sell now
>>30075175
cant im in school. i hold 3X because I need money
>>30075262
SPY is too slow and boring

>>30075210
By buying the top and selling the bottom like a brainlet nigger.

You niggers are so pathetic for spamming and shitting up GME threads. Is it because you're seething that its going up higher than your boomer ETFs that go up .2% a week? Is it because "reddit" is winning?

>Send help Direxion

just bought some SOXL for the first time, wish me luck bros

>>30075322
From where, containing what? Answer carefully, for it will determine your portfolio's performance the rest of the month.

>>30075362
yes it is it's a subsidiary of Dixieron you dumb dumb

>>30074873
>this is fucking institutional
No shit it is. Look at the market cap. Reddit doesn't have the funds necessary to move something with multiple billions in market cap. Yes call buying from retail somewhat aids in the snowball, but not enough to cause such a substantial move. The 36c weekly had something like 100k+ in volume today when I last looked at it. I got in late, but was still able to scalp a few hundred off buying a call and selling it just minutes later.

>>30075277
>was always shit
>+2600% in the last 5 years
>Industry still booming with plenty of room to grow
>First world governments clamoring to develop industry further
Yeah such a stupid shitty investment. I'm posting this from my 30 year old PC which I've never upgraded because I don't live in a consumerist society where new expensive technology comes out in yearly cycles

>>30075090
I'm getting a degree in biologic sciences but I don't plan on studying more. It might as well be a psychology degree

>>30075395
go back to your shitcoin thread you traumatic fuckhole

You bought the CWSFF dip, right anon?

>>30075417

FUCK LUM POSTERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>30075397
good luck anon

>>30075176
I honestly think it might. I switched all my boomer divvies to Canadian ones after poor American performance + finding out there's a stealth tax-that's-not-a-tax on TFSA dividends for non-canadian stocks. That shit is ALL green today.

I'd post a screenshot but it turns out Canadian internet still can't outperform its nearest competitor (the African outback) and we don't have all thread.

>>30075136
>uncertainty
Bro aside from a total collapse of the economy or a total new technological shift a 3x ETF is one of the safest gains you can have. You're just going to need to accept there are days when it dumps hard before it gains even harder

>>30074853
WHY HAS NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS COMPANY BEFORE THE FUCKING 1500% RUN UP ITS SO FUCKING STUPID HOLY SHIT

IT SOUNDS AMAZING YOU CAN SMOKE AND GET NO NICOTINE EVERYONE WOULD USE THIS ITS LIKE A 8 BILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS

>>30075364
I had a job while I was in school, I even had a job while I was in grad school and doing research while taking and teaching courses. Fuck off.

>>30075062
Why the fuck does silver always do better on days like this? It's not like it is worth anything but a boomer meme. The thing is, I just shrug anymore because I know it will crab back down on a green day.

>wagie at my job is wearing a fedora and polo to work
Have fedoras passed the cringe threshold to being cool yet, or should I bully him and make this nerd buy my bags still?

Any advice on good investments for dividends?

>>30074640
how is that a negative?

>>30075395
Enjoying those $400 dollar GME bags while reddit moves on to RKT?

>>30075436
It doesn't even entitle you to get a lab rat minimum wage position without a master's lmao. Oof. Tried going with a useful minor at least? Or at least learn programming so you can branch into bioinformatics, and possibly bioinformatics -> code monkeying.

I need to BUY something, something that'll give me $50 EOW!

>>30075300
KAVL has already applied for the uplist and from my own DYOR have all their bases covered. Their sales are exploding in the US vape market vs juul

Hahaha very funny...

>>30075408
mexican place across the street, california burrito:
steak, cheese, beans, tex mex salsa, french fries.
it's good desu

RKT bags! Look at that volume! We're going to the moon this week boys, hold on tight!

>>30075472
But then why are most x3 etfs always at all time lows?

>>30075277
Imagine being retarded

>>30075293
Bonus from ARKX inclusion but will be crushed in cutthroat competition for the smallsat market. Like how SPCE will 0 out in the space tourism market.

>>30075491
WHOA!!!!

>>30075486
We live in an age where people are harassed for not wearing a complete useless mask in front of their face 24/7. Fedoras seem kind of irrelevant in that context.

>>30075503
RKT is already dead and GME will hit 150 tomorrow

>>30075518
Go into CRBP with $100. $50 EOW guaranteed.

>>30075162
lol someone said they were gonna post DD on reddit hours ago, wonder if that's the same dude.

>>30075013
If the refining process proves legit then there is value. Also, I know somebody who knows somebody who made a bunch off of getting in early and was convinced it is going to 8. It's a long-term hold.

I'm retarded though so that's probably why

>SOXL was holding steady at 40
>Check back
what the fuck happened I am never buying an anime advertised stock again

What's RKT and why should I FOMO into it?

>>30075250
So they make vapes or some shit?

RKT down 7.5% AH
Oh no, we're only up like 60% for the day

>>30075347
>Can't buy UPI on Fidelity
Damn

SOXLosers

>>30075338
Good call, I think Nio is pretty based as well. I'll probably start buying this week on it

UUUU boys are we breaking 8 tomorrow?

Shame I only went in it with 1k

>>30075577
PUSH IT
off a fucking cliff

>>30075577
Idk but I hope it dips again tomorrow so I can buy, I didn't trust today's dip

>>30075327
It will. $6 is too high 4U.

>>30075450
of course

>>30075486
>>30075486
I'm pretty sure there's no cool or uncool objects, just cool and uncool people. Some chad could walk in wearing a fedora and it would be fine because he's chad

>>30074504
how bad must the drool be

>>30075584
They make rockets, space is the hot new thing so everyone's piling in.

>>30075584
It's already down 10% after hours.

Is tech gonna keep deflating, or is it gonna run again

>>30075584
They finance rockets

Lost $4000 chimping around because the past few days if I'd hodled instead of scalped I'd have made huge games.

So I went against my better instinct and hodled. Zig zag all day long. Then I accidently sold my puts. Argh what a shit day.

If futures pulls a fuck you and we're up like 1.4% overnight I'm gonna stab a nigger cuz I held onto 3 puts.

>>30075577
NEVER BUY LUM STOCKS ITS WORSE THAN REDDIT SHILLED STOCKS I SWEAR TO GOD

>>30075552
Correct, CRBP will moon at least 50% this week if not more.

>>30074462
its over

>>30075547
Lol buy my fucking AMRS nerd

>>30075039
trinity morisette

>>30075347
Just google those letters lol, its from his latest shill

>>30075364
>>30075615
"I hope the price stays down. More time to accumulate"

>>30075520
>05521465172
the fuck is that?

Can someone tell me how far the price of a stock needs to be from the strike price of open call options to trigger MM hedging/a gamma squeeze? RKT has 9,667 open call options at $50, but what does that mean, really? Is it going to moon at $50? $49? $51?

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

AMRS bro are you here.

gme will be $2 by the end of the year

>>30075606
So you wanted to buy that stock simply because he mentioned it and without any info why it may rise?

so was yesterday just a bull trap in the end?

SOXL
YOU PULL IT

>>30075491
MO, and maybe BP or XOM? Those are my bets at least for the next few years.

Bros. Can you guess where my soxl journey began?

SOXL at prices not seen since Thursday.

>>30075743
What about SU?

>>30075518
You bought F, right?

>>30075728
No, today is a bear trap.

>>30075429
Smg is nothing but retarddit day traders who think a 3x leverage stock moving 4% in a day means it’s “shit” but will unironically invest in a bankrupt steel company that went from 18 to 13 because it went back to 13.50
All the oldfags have gone. I’m leavjng too. Better discussions on the fucking gta online chat than here

>>30075722
I'm AN amrs bro, not THE amrs bro. Can I help you?

>>30074462
>its time to bring him down
>lets make the tellall book

Honestly, ngl, I'm kind of on the Jews side this time. We need Elon Musk to live on the side of the road in a van for the rest of his life pronto.

>>30075763
This is disgusting, I'm reporting you to the mods

>>30075589
They primarily make nicotine-free cigarettes
https://www.trytaat.com/
but the purpose is to create products to help smokers wean themselves off of nicotine

PLTRannies report in

200 shares locked in

>>30075716
>t. melenined phallus

>>30075722
Yeah, in around 4-5 in December
feeling fucking comfy

>>30075165
>Don't buy 3x leveraged semiconductor super volatile ETFs then you fucking retard.
But if you buy it now, you make a ton of money.

>>30075584

Check out this $RKT DD

https://www.reddit.com/user/SeanFlon/comments/kpva3m/rkt_dd_the_rocket_is_getting_fueled_up/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Anyone buying the TGT dip? Seems to good to pass up. Might grab some calls tomorrow morning

>>30075520
>hiding file extensions

>bought SOXL at 43 this morning

>>30075327
>he bought puts when patents for mini reactors just started coming out
Why bro? Do you hate money?

>>30075520
My frog folder is pretty big, but I almost have none of those

Fuck Questrade. Bullshit maintenance everyday and login issues and order fulfillment problems every other day of the week for a month. Stock splits take 2-3 days to reflect, and dividends take a week for deposits. What the fuck.

Any leafbros around, what do you use to trade?

who else here /losingmoneyonlongtermbluechipholdsbutwaitingformemestockstomoon1000+%tosavemyass/ here?

>>30075745
lmao

>>30075817
So it's like Survivor, but not scripted? Holy based.

>>30075743
based

>>30075566
I'll be retarded with you fren, I'll buy 50 shares tomorrow

So I didn't pay attention to any news today but my understanding is that it seems like we're dumping the pandemic stocks?

That's gonna tank the Nasdaq.
Also we've crabbed for a week or two, you know what that means?

Yup. Time for gamma unwind.

>>30075327
> USA gov wants to bring REE producing to USA since China pulled it back
> UUUU announced agreement with some EU company on REE producing yesterday
> Uranium most likely to become source of energy for all countries in which green energy failed
You sure you want to make decissions based on chart alone?

>>30075817
That will only make him seem more bad ass, which, it does.

>>30075839
Yes, this kind of ETF is great for short/medium term gains and swings.

>>30075828
KAVL is a more promising stonk for that market

>>30075293
wow thanks anon for this info, you're only two day late from when it was announced Sunday evening .

>>30075817
Remember that time he called an Indonesian diver a pedo because he wouldn't use that submarine Elon built?

>>30075236
>Oh wait! He fucked off and left us holding the bags.
Why do people depend on others? It's pathetic. Do your own DD. Any buy you make should 100% be your responsibility. Everyone else is just a lead so you can then do your DD.

>>30075482
Probably for some art degree. Im taking a real degree that takes a lot of time and 10 hours of study a day. I had a part time job but couldn't keep up with the work. So suck my nuts.

>>30075204
Guys don't count. If that was the case then I lost my virginity at 8

>>30075577
People sold post split to take profit and the underlying stocks dipped slightly because tech is inflated
I fucking hate zoomers

>>30075931
To be fair, that fella did have a very young SEA wife.

>>30075832
*crickets*

>>30075874
I use Questrade, I just got hit by that problem spike as well. I've got an Interactive Brokers account already set up and ready to go, but I'm having trouble saying goodbye to that Margin Power. The interest is so fucking bad, but the leverage is so fucking good it's like I've got 3 times my life savings.

>>30075874
Questrade. Try a big bank trading platform. they might be better regarding your issues

>>30075429
You need to upgrade to play Diablo 2

>>30075770
I like SU, but they pay divvies in CAD which has aids

>>30075931
I thought it was a white guy. And white guys in Thailand are either there for trannies or kids.

>>30075828
> tobacco without the drug that makes tobacco worthwhile

Check my ID

>>30075874
You get what you pay for.

>>30075874
TD webbroker. Does maintenance at 2am ET sometimes, otherwise i've never had any issues. Money transfers are instant, 4% on a line of credit, but 9.99 commission.

>>30075849
Noooo bro, please be a larp. You may bought the top

>>30075817
Musk is a Metal Gear Solid antagonist.

>unironically buying /smg/ stocks
Anyone who shills stocks like SOXL are just trying to get rid of their bags

I lost all my day's gains right at the end. What a brutal end of day. Oooph

anyone else going all in long on roblox next week

>>30075886
$CRM has decimated my portfolio

My $CLVR and $RKT calls are both over 100% roi though.

>>30076060
up my vagina?

>>30075874
I use Questrade.
>maintenance everyday
u wot? I haven't been having problems with whatever that is.

I think I'm just gonna live out of a van, trade stocks all day, and enjoy my life. I'm done working.

>>30075725
yes

>>30076060
Tobacco is great btw

>>30076032
>oil stock
>pays dividend in oilbux
I don't see the problem here.

everyone that bought SOXL lower than me is an asshole shill trying to screw me over
everyone that bought SOXL higher than me is an idiot and should get out of the market because they aren't cut out for it
I'm having a blast, /smg/ never change.

>>30076080
Then why are you here faggot

>>30075905
Anon do you think it is worth a risk selling what I have on UUUU right now and take some instant profit then wait for it to dip to 5.2~ again? I think it has done that like twice now and I am tempted just to get that few profit..

>>30075828
Clearly you don't smoke if you think that's a good investment

>>30076080
>implying SOXL whales come to fucking /biz/
thats a huge stonk anon

>>30075803
Are we gonna make it? Im so full of doubt bro.

Wait wtf happened to SOXL lol it was like $600

>>30076080
I make money constantly by trading /biz/ memes with no true understanding of the market. What's your problem?

>>30076161
I wish I could help you really, but I have no idea.

Bought SOXL right at close. Going to sell right at open tomorrow morning.
Am I gonna make it anons?

>>30076131
No you’re not you’re gonna fall in line like the rest of us

>>30075479
Sorry for caps allow me to explain: MO Altria is desperately trying to become a Environmental Activist company trying every way they can think of to grow tobacco in a pussy leftist way.

They could actually buy this technology and hire everyone and make a new angle. They are a Beyond Cigarette company that uses tobacco to fund their business and is truly phasing it out entirely. This might finally theoretically work. Now giant funds that are purposefully ignoring them will invest in MO.

This is why this company to a PM, MO, etc. is incredibly worth a lot 10 billion not even out of the question.

>>30075828
Don't know why would even smoke without the nicotine...

>>30075874
Questrade is the best. IBKR is shittier in all aspects except margin rate.

What's the value of the nasdaq with pandemic stonks at fair value?

NEW PARADIGM

>>30076214
1 to 15 split

>>30076236
Most gains are made after-hours. So probably a big brain play

>>30076093
was planning to, do we have a concrete date yet?

>>30076214
decay is a hell of a drug

CATHERINE D WOOD I WANT TO TALK

>>30076131
im basically going to do this but a little better. im just funneling all my money to staking and trying to get it so its enough to pay my rent and ill just sleep all day and trade shitcoins with the money i have

>>30076214
Tards here got dumped on obviously. Top kek, imagine losing over 90% of your investment overnight.

>>30076131
>I think I'm just gonna live out of a van
Why live in a van when you can live a great life in a third world country for the same price?

>>30076093
reddits going to eventually pump the shit out of it

i told you guys GOLD was :rocket:

>>30076065
How so?

>>30076156
And the fucking tranny that was "pushing it" fucked off like the heroin pusher that xhe is.

>>30076196
Are your doubts founded on any information you have that I might not have? The way I see it is that once they start producing more molecules we're going to the Oort Cloud.

>>30075511
>minor
Getting a minor in military science. I did ROTC so I'll be an intelligence officer in the reserves. Hoping I can use my TS clearance and whatever connections to get a gubment job

>>30076265
Pandemic stocks are already at a fair value.

>>30076288
I heard it was March 10th

>>30076319
yeah absolutely

>>30076214
The CEO rugpulled us.

That number is a big influence to the markets

>>30076233
It's okay anon. It is the thought that counts thanks my friend

>tfw -10% Friday, +10% at open, and -10% again at close

>>30076079
The antagonist was based and redpilled in MGS2.

>>30076093
considered but decided against it
>if shit really hits the fan the first thing parents will cut out of the family budget is roblox money
>kids are extremely fickle and will probably move onto some other thing in a year, then roblox will be "cringe"
>roblox operates with insane losses and has never made a net profit
>roblox had $200+ million in losses in only the first 9 months of 2020

>>30076214
CEO was caught sucking dick in an underground carpark, you didnt hear?

>>30076214
SOXL ceo was caught molesting women

>He bought SOXL instead of NUGT

what's a good entry point for roblox
will you be buying immediately after opening or waiting for some point or what

So SOXL needs to go down to 35 to beat last week's dip?

>>30076032
>in CAD
What?

>>30076380
To be fair, its not like he tried getting caught with a Thai ladyboy behind Wendy's.

>>30076344
It just I dont want their production to fail or not deliver good results.

>>30076141
>>30076060
Sick

>>30076065
Questrade is $10 a large trade. $5 a small trade. $10 Options. $5 to sell ETFs. This is not a free platform by any stretch of imagination.

Texas ends Mask Mandate along with all covid restrictions. See you in wave 4, 5 and 6.

>>30076440
leafbux

Real nigger talk, does anyone use screeners? I was thinking of making my own Python script to save on costs, but not sure it’s worth the time.

>>30076332
The only thing that got "pushed" was their bags into your hands

>>30076351
Yeah, sorry bro but now your one and only option is going full mil/govt. You completely squandered your education.

>>30075716
These are awful picks.
Also the SEC is suspending non reporting pinks left and right lately. Be aware, any anon that's taken in by this nonsense. You run the risk of losing everything.

>>30076156
great mentality keep it up anon!

>>30076391
how do you play it, though? just look at DD posts, sort by newest first, and buy some of everything? how do you take advantage of the retards consistently?

>>30075832
237 ovah hea.

I SWEAR TO ALLAH IF I EVER FIND THE SOXL PUSH IT TRANNIE

>>30075825
>This is disgusting, I'm reporting you to the mods

>>30076260
>>30076130
>>30076014
>>30075989
Fuck. I guess if this is the best we got up here, I'm stuck with its problems. Oh well.

>>30075277
Lum is not SOXL
Lum is /smg/ newfag

>>30076466
You're absolutely retarded if you signed up for Questrade expecting it to be free. Wealthsimple is more up your alley.

>>30076570
Just buy and hold for the most part and you can mitigate the majority of its problems. Once you make it you can move out of the tutorial gulag and into a real country, then you'll be able to use real brokers.

>>30076597
fuck lum

>>30076466
It's fees are cheaper than most other Canadian alternatives though. That cost reduction is going to come from somewhere.

Preliminary report from strawpoll:
There are more kissless and hugless virgins than regular old virgins, this is a crisis and the Biden administration must amend their Stimulus Bill to include a national hugging and kissing booth program asap!

>>30076451
It's easy to understand your trepidation after a pump like this but I think that if you are treating it as a long term hold everything will be a-ok.

>>30076625
I never said that. The anon said "you get what you pay for" and I was simply stating that it is not a free Robinhood-like platform, implying that its problems are due to its low costs.

>>30076643
This, but literally.

>>30076625
>literally can't read
lmao retard
>>30076645
It's only cheaper than the big banks, but the bkig banks are far, far worse. Do the math, retard.

>>30076421
>SOXL ceo was caught molesting women
Elon Gates at it again...

soxl just shaking out paper hands so we can fly to aths on more fomoing

>>30076472
more like noob talk

>>30076272
>ford
https://twitter.com/FOXLA/status/1366801763416690689

thoughts on SFT?

>>30075136
why didnt you buy RKT then?

>>30076161
it's not going to dip, anon. the dip was last week. why do you think blackrock increased their position to 7% about a month ago?

>>30076683

>>30076682
Gotcha, my bad.

>>30076696
who bout u ligma

>>30076696
No serious investor in Canada is going to use anything other than Thinkofswim (big bank owned) or Interactive Brokers.

>>30076472
Did you even look at the links at the top of every smg thread?

RKT please let me back in. Please let option prices drop a bit. I WANT BACK IM GOD DAMN IT.

>>30076490
Yeah I know. But my degree was free and I invested all of my fafsa and GI bill money into stocks.

make a new thread so i can shitpost

baking

make a new thread

>volume
Oh dear

>he didn't buy RKT when it was at 19-20
>or worse he sold all his RKT for a lose back in November
Well what's your excuse this time. Next you'll tell me you missed the GME train even though anon were telling you back in October it was coming.

>>30076992
>>30076992
>>30076992

>>30076380
Thank god I sold cause I totally heard about the stock split but would have forgotten about it lol

>>30076474
>>30076551
>>30076597
>>30076643
>>30076704
Is this still people pretending not to know what a reverse split is or did SOXL actually dump?
If the latter is true, just hold or average down, as long as there's a high demand for semis, SOXL is going to go up tremendously in the long run. It's like TSLA except not a scam.
This is coming from a Europoor who wanted to buy SOXL since the 2020 March dip but Hebrew brokers won't let me. I'd buy 3000$ of the literal ATH without a second thought.

>>30076883
RBC DirectInvesting is literally an order of magnitude more used than Interactive Brokers, and 2x more than TD thinkorswim.

>>30075519
Could be solid. Vape market is subject to some regulatory risk but if they are digging into Juul's market may work out well.

>>30076883
There is no think or swim in cucknada, and ibkr is far more expensive than questrade unless you're dirt poor, on top of all the nickel-and-dime mandatory subscription, because it has uncapped commissions. However, it's far cheaper "by default" than any other service. It's also infinitely worse than questrade, a broken piece of absolute garbage that goes so far as to even break candle plots when updating.

>>30076846
How about you use the sugon technique?

>>30077611
Thinkorswim is available in Canada. You can only hold USD in it and only trade US shit. You also need 25k USD to even use it in the first place.

>>30077074
Both. It dumped 9.02% today and people were memeing about a split. The original post probably didn't realize there was a split at all.

>>30077743
No, they only have a completely different platform called WebBroker. Thinkorswim WAS available for a while years ago but they removed it.

>>30074462
>MFW that reversal today.