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You literally can't make this up!

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>>30057753
buy the dip. Once people get their stimmys lots of spergs are gonna invest it in crypto.

>> No.30059322

>>30058059
When are the Amerifats getting their stim checks?

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someone call the ATF because this motherfucker is an unlicensed s*ppressor

>> No.30059627

>>30059322
check the senate they will vote on it. but im guessing 1 month. you saw what happened last time stimmies came out...

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>>30057753
>Michael J. Saylor, the chairman of MicroStrategy, a software company whose share price soared and then collapsed after the company was forced to restate its books and erase all the profits it had reported, was accused of fraud yesterday by the Securities and Exchange Commission.
>Mr. Saylor settled the civil charges that were filed in federal court in Washington without admitting or denying them and agreed to pay $8.3 million to shareholders and a $350,000 penalty to the S.E.C.
>The S.E.C. contended that Mr. Saylor and two other MicroStrategy officials, who each agreed to pay $350,000 in penalties and to pay a total of $1.7 million to shareholders, had committed fraud in reporting profits when the company was actually losing money.

>This week alone, MicroStrategy announced that it had acquired nearly 20,000 tokens for an average purchase of $52,765 per coin after issuing $1.05 billion in convertible bonds.
>“We’ve been pretty clear that we’ll consider equity and debt financings,” in order to buy more Bitcoin Saylor said at the Bloomberg Crypto Summit
>Michael Saylor says he will consider issuing more debt in order to help finance the company’s purchase of Bitcoin as part of its corporate strategy.

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>>30057753
>>30059788
>Goldman Sachs reopens their crypto desk
>JP Morgan publishes this