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SOXL CEO CAUGHT NAKED WITH FEMALE SECRETARY
>SOXL CEO CAUGHT NAKED WITH FEMALE SECRETARY
SOXL CEO CAUGHT NAKED WITH FEMALE SECRETARY
>SOXL CEO CAUGHT NAKED WITH FEMALE SECRETARY

SOXL down from $650 to below $45!

THIS IS THE END

>> No.30047367

CEO OF SOXL, and the company itself, IS BEING CANCELLED!

>> No.30047716

From news article:
> SOXL's CEO was found at 9:38pm, March 1st, in the middle of intercourse with his 22yo secretary, who will be named Martha for anonymity.
>Martha, age 22, has had a pivotal role at SOXL as the head of office moral and facilitation. Her tenure of 3.5 months has come to an end as she was terminated the following morning, March 2nd, by COO Bell End.
>CEO Richard Hancock is on unpaid leave as of writing.

>> No.30049134

>>30047285
Bump

>> No.30049751

Semiconductors aren't even real anyway