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I kneel

>>30045622
But that shit is always cold

>>30045622
They wouldn’t be any fucking use to society if it wasen’t for them becoming literal human drones that execute tasks on these food app systems. They should be sucking the cocks of the nerds who developed and programmed this shit and hope they aren’t replaced with actual robots or drones.

>>30045622
No. I fucking HATE these non native food delivery fags. They SUCK.

>>30045622
a fucking pajeet took a bite off my pizza once

>>30045622
>that'll be 20% delivery fee, 8% tax on that 20% delivery fee, plus 20% tip, goy

>yo where's my tip homie
Uh doesn't uber eats pay you to deliver? That's the point of the gig right?
>I work for tips homie!! How I pay for the gas??

After that I started demanding no contact leave at door delivery. Payment through app only. Yeah the nigger might spit in my food but I have to count on their inherent laziness to not want to open wrapped food package just to molest my sandwiches.

>>30045622
>just to satisfy your hunger
Ah yes, they’re doing it all for me. I guess I don’t have to pay or tip them then.

>>30045622
It’s also fucking expensive. Don’t act like these Arabs do it for free like jannies.

>>30045622
How about cook a meal nigger. And not fried chicken or lake trout.

>>30047022
If ur buying through Uber eats Grubhub or doordash they don’t see the tip you give them until they finish the order.

>>30047262
If they leave it at the door they've finished the order

>>30045622
Or they want jobs where they can smoke weed and drive around without a boss.

I did this for a bit. People are always surprised when you're white.

>>30045622
I like it when niggers run for my food, while i sit and eat and look my folio go up on its own.

these niggers steal my food because they know I'll get refunded

never tipping these shitskins

>>30046876
Serves you right for letting a mud serve you food.

>>30047262
He asked for cash tip, imbecile. Zero us the tip amount I put on the app, every time.

Explain to me why the fuck I would give somebody extra money for the job they decided to do for a set amount?

>>30045622
>no matter the weather is too hot, cold or raining

Bruh they’re in a fucking car.

>>30046580
The smart ones are the founders of these startups who leverage their connections into insane money on ideas that exist purely on hype and hopium while losing billions, not the “smart nerds” who are nothing more than glorified factory workers.

>>30047777

youre bidding on job completion time

>>30047777
Quads wasted on an immense and broke faggot.

If you are to lazy to go and your own "food" (I am using the term food loosely) you deserve whatever you get. This to me is ultimate laziness.
> too fuckin lazy to cook
> too fuckin lazy to go to a drive thru

>>30000000
>>30047777
checked for incredibly brave and true statement.
>Americans will never understand

>>30045622
Bitch, tell Reynaldo Lomboy and Francisco chantarazal to stop eating my fries!

>>30046876
pajeets take bites off my portfolio all the time too

>>30045622
I only buy takeout. I couldn’t think of anything more cucked than having your food delivered.

>>30045622
if I was american I wouldn't trust anyone to deliver my food, fuck that shit
I'd rather hire a personal chef than have some random fucker delivering cold half eaten food

>>30045724
Kek, 25 dollars from applebees, 45 with fee amd tip, obviously cooked 40 mins ago.

unironically you imbeciles need to learn to cook. you can make pizza, cheese fries, buffalo wings, steak, gumbo, 50 different kinds of pasta with 50 different kinds of sauce, 50 different kinds of stew, and a bunch of other shit, with literally an hours worth of work per week.

>>30049238
>gumbo
Cooking is easy, its the clean up afterwards that is a pain.

>>30049229
... you tip delivery drivers ?
you have to be a mutt right, that can't be true

>>30045622
I'm a 30 year old uber eats deliveryman with a wife and 3 kids.
I make $2 a delivery and pay my own gas and car insurance.
biden needs to make it so I can afford to live and feed my family instead of going broke driving people their food.

>>30047777
if you get reg min wage you do NOT deserve a fucking tip.
only waiters and waitrsses get paid $2 an hour because they actually DESERVE tips to make their min wage.

>>30049474
Minimum wage is still 7.25 if your tips don’t bring you up to the minimum. Even fast food places are paying 12+ in lowish cost of living areas.

>>30049474
Go back to mexico paco

>>30049659
Bro stop fucking spreading fake news, see >>30049698
that shit is blatantly false you stupid fucking libtard.

>>30047262
I think the door dash people with Android devices can see the tip in advance.

>>30049474
Just work harder bro

>>30049698
you're stupid.
plain fucking stupid.
servers get paid 2.15 an hour.
in nys it's 3.25 hour.
try not being a cock gobbling nigger for once
>>30049783
you're just as stupid.

>>30049892
just pay your "fair share" bro

>>30045622
>they are the real Avengers!
JFC, every single time

>>30049921
Not an argument. I’m right, you’re wrong.

>>30049659
How often do customers leave you a tip on uber eats? DO you ever get big tips?

>>30049921
It’s not my fault they work for shit pay, ask your manager for more money not me :)

>>30050054
a one second Google says otherwise, doubleniggerfaggot
>>30050053
you're easily baited, jfyi

>>30048370
It's not worth my time to pick up food.

>>30050207
https://www.dol.gov/general/topic/wages/wagestips

Is being an uber wagie even worse than being a normal wagie?

>muh gig job

So when no one wants to order food or get a taxi ride around their shithole town you're kind of shit out of luck and have to drive into the city where you compete with a bunch of other fags.

>>30045622
The most fucked thing in america right now is ordering food. Go and get it yourself or have food at home. I have NEVER used any of these services. Most I've had is dominos delivery that's my limit.

>>30050188
when I waited tables I cleared 40k on 2.15/hr every year
and paid no fucking taxes on any tips. the pr check is to cover my tiny tax liability
I fucking miss those days but I'd never wait another table to save my life.

>>30050382
you're fucking stupid. I said min wage for servers is 2.15. kys motherfucker

>>30050443
poorfag

>>30050398
its better if you work for yourself and you just use it as additional income, nobody telling you to hurry up, make your own hours, etc

if you solely did gig stuff it would get stressful fast but i enjoy it as an extra easy $2k a month

If I do use these I only order shit with designated ordering bags like mcdonalds. I don't trust these pajeets to not spit in my food because they don't like that I tipped $4 instead of $5

>>30050528
Federal overrides state. You’re being intellectually dishonest.

>>30052322
and your point?
I'm not giving money freely so dems can spend it on niggers.
everyone cheats on taxes unless you're a cucknigger, which you have established yourself as

>>30052722
>moving the goalposts this hard

>>30046876
KEKW