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>January 1st, 2022
>I wake up around noon and check coinmarketcap
>$42.17
>I think about all the memes, all the threads spammed on the rubic board of 4channel last night
>All the fud about dropping back to $1
>We finally broke $35
>I walk outside and get an Uber to the airport
>I only have the 300 Rubics I managed to buy early 2020, but I started making enough off staking to quit my job
>I fly to the Cryonics center I've been in touch with
>In the waiting room I browse /rbc/ (a board made when some anon bought 4channel with his rubics gains last August)
>half the threads are anons showing off their yachts, huge orgies, paying homeless people to let them beat the shit out of them, you get the idea
>I wish I'd had gotten in earlier - a few anons were living like literal kings now, complete with their own fledgling countries
>a couple more livestreams pop up - more non-rubicians suicides
>the jannies quickly take them down
>the doc takes my phone and we make small talk until I slip into the abyss
>Im declared dead
>This sets off my contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within contracts interlinked within oracles
>The first contract releases the payment to the Cryonics organization
>Immediately after my rubics portfolio is reorganized by a series of contracts on chainlink written to stake my rubics automatically for safe profits
>years pass and an army of profit taking contracts are at work, diversifying my portfolio into various assets for another level of security
>100 years pass and the stop loss contracts still haven't kicked in
>As if no time had passed at all I'm awake, for a second I think I'm still waiting to be put into Cryogenic sleep

>> No.30038940

>>30038888
>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my dog, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Rubicians
>Pay homage to the statue of Vlad, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 RBC to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Vlad's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite

>> No.30039090

i remember this pasta...
always nice
>rubic chads aren't holding rubic to prepare for the second coming
i thought everyone knew?

>> No.30039138
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stay cubic fren

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>>30038888
chekkd

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>> No.30039582

>>30038888
Checked and comfy

>> No.30040126
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>>30038888
Why do you have an ikea toilet paper holder next to your thonkpad

>> No.30041275

Can't wait.

>> No.30042173

yes I'm sure this generic defi shit (of which there are dozens of competitors) won't vanish once ethereum fixes its gas issues

>> No.30042506

>>30040126
The thonkpad is sitting on a toilet

>> No.30042734

>>30040126
I don't understand this pic. There are guys with hot girlfriends browsing 4chan on thinkpads? The fuck?

>> No.30042809

Everybody is talking about ecosystem
can’t remember at least 1 project with full-workable eco
and these poor dumbs try to scam with their trashprojects
well, if you are an autist you can go for it
I am smart really and have ENQ ecosystem and their mining

>> No.30043175

>>30042173
which it never will

>> No.30043377

>>30043175
if it never happens there will be plenty of other options

>> No.30043397

>>30043377
yeah like rubic lol

>> No.30044822
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>>30042173
this

>> No.30044896

>>30044822
larping is fun, i never bought a single defi coin in my life and I'm up 20k%

>> No.30045427

>>30044822
>>30044896
cool i just saw you in the other thread
and yet you still post on your phone...

>> No.30045456

>>30045427
I'm taking a shit

>> No.30045487

>>30045456
hows it going
constipation?

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>>30038888
Fuck.... Checked anon. The pasta and the digits. Rubic has it all.

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>>30038888

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>>30038888
quads

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>>30048524
Always quad 8s

>> No.30049173

>>30048524
HH HH

>> No.30049334
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Any stats on the daily volume of actual trading on rubic? Preferably a line over time that shows they're gaining market share? Want to see if it's worth buying a stack.
Ignoring this question will be the equivalent of fudding your own investment to zero.

>> No.30049419

>>30049334
Ps trading ON rubic, not trading OF rubic.

>> No.30049444

>>30049334
Unironically I don't believe that data is available because CG and CMC hasn't listed them in the DEX section.

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>>30038888
godspeed anon
WAGMI

>> No.30049611

>>30038888

um anon the date on your laptop is 2025... still at $42.17 no increase from 2022?!! that's some crabbing.

>> No.30049858

>>30040126
based thinkchads

>> No.30049936

>>30049444
Checked

That's frustrating. Has anyone asked in their tg?
Also, are lp's a thing there yet? If so, those stats would be easier to dig out.

>> No.30050115

>>30049936
I'm not on their Telegram because I don't like it, but fair point. I don't see why they wouldn't be listed there because there are DEXs with literally no volume at all being listed there. Just have to assume it's an omission on CGs part. I have no idea if you need to apply for a classification or something. Might actually be worth asking them yourself if you have something specific in mind?

>> No.30050284

>>30050115
I would, but I know the second I open the tg, it's going to be a wall of pepe stickers etc, and I'll close it out and forever write it off as a viable investment.
I don't know why, just how my brain works. When I see an official channel looking like /biz/, I'm out.

>> No.30050568

>>30050284
That and TG makes you give them a phone number. One thing I remember from the clubhouse is that Vlad said the BNC chain swap is growing in usage and is showing some reasonable volume. However, there isn't enough liquidity, or something similar, to not limit the trades per 30min per person currently and that this is a restriction from Panama Bridge itself. Not sure if that's interesting to you.

>> No.30050629

Ranjid, you steal this meme, but it's reality for LINK holders by now. Stop peddling your scams. The reckoning is coming this summer.

>> No.30050754

>>30050568
Let me dig into it. If there's enough usage that they're having liquidity issues, there may be an opportunity for decent apy (assuming there's someplace to deposit pairs). Either that or it's just a total graveyard.

Thanks for the info broseph.

>> No.30050949

>>30050754
https://youtu.be/2YgTQC27hFw
here, it's unlisted so i linked it for you my man
i dont have an issue with the validity of the project, but it is rather tense waiting to see if they'll become lucky enough to get exposure--it really is a game sometimes

>> No.30051210

>>30050949
I'm looking, and like wtf is going on? Are all trades p2p? There's no mention of pools whatsoever.
Are they aiming to be a dex aggregator and p2p swap only?
Has anybody dig into the nuts and bolts of this?

Sorry for the infinite rapid fire questions.

>> No.30051970

>>30042734
I interpret it as the same guy in different girls' bedrooms.

>> No.30052001

>>30051210
They'll use the liquidity pools of whatever provider they're using, I believe. So, Uniswap is essentially a liquidity provider for ETH swaps, so they will use those for that. Matic they will use those liquidity pools, AVAX, BNC, etc. They interact with smart contracts so I guess you can call them p2p? The order book they have at the moment, which a lot of DEXs have, are manual, but they want to have the proper automatic ones up by this week (although they did have to delay that from last week). They want to basically provide instant swaps and cross-chain swaps in one place, with some functionality on top of that like an anonymiser and limit orders. The token itself will be used for providing fees in time and they are also making their own L2 solution, as well as integrating Matic's. They're not a chain provider, their business model is basically an attempt to become a supermarket of DEXs, with the token being a loyalty card. It's not revolutionary, but if DEXs take off (which I think they shall), then it will be a use-case mostly based on convenience. Especially for those who cannot interact with a CEX. Also, keep in mind that not all people can interact with all of the crypto space, and so therefore certain securities and coins are walled off from them. It would allow easier price action into those markets.

>> No.30052353

>>30052001
I should say Quickswap, or Pangolin, I suppose. A common complaint is that they're not providing swaps for the chains themselves, and are integrating the swapping mechanism into their site which sits on top of it. But they're not trying to be competitors of those chains or DEXs, really, because they're mostly liquidity providers themselves. If anything, Rubic is trying to be a PURE DEX.

>> No.30052530

>>30051210
>>30052001
The mere fact you anons are discussing rubic in such depth is incredibly bullish

>> No.30052554

>>30038888
>im declared dead
>the smart contract pays the cryonics center
>the cryonics center dumps my half frozen corpse out the back door
>wild dogs eat it

>> No.30052913

>>30052554
the secret is to have your private key on the inside of your penis so you have to turn it inside out to get at it
who would think to do that

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>>30052913
Extremely rubic

>> No.30054466

>>30052530
it's alright but imo im kinda tired of thise stealth phase i just want it to gain exposure
sink or swim in that pool

>> No.30054824

>>30054466
i understand, patience is running thin right now. waiting to see what end of q1 brings... after that we will see

>> No.30055142

>Year 2121
>i am awakened from my tube
>doc hands me a letter written in cursive. He asks "strange language, you must have been autistic to create that"
>I read letter
>letter is my wallet keys written as a life goals and plans
>access wallet
>rsr and egld
>crypto was banned
>go to space tranny jail for trying to sell crypto
>fiat usd used everywhere
>takes decades to receive package from Chinamazon
>"would you like to wait for your package?" frozen another 30 years waiting for package
>wake up from tranny space jail cryo cell
>check crypto
>everything is legal
>almost everything is dead
>history says that the Chinaman killed everything they could to eat, they ate themselves with archives of tiktoks showing how grateful they were for the blessed leg
>only creatures left are niggers
>mfw I'm alone in the tranny space jail space ship
>armed with planet busters, stellar converters, whole 9 yards
>kill all niggers
>clone only white people from dna found on fossilized teeth of chinks, send to earth
>play God from my space tranny jail supership

>> No.30055221

>>30052001
Alright, makes sense. I'm trying to determine where I profit though (aside from holding tokens). The most Jewish way would be to contribute to existing uni and 1inch lp's and vampire off increased utilization, but there has to be more here.

What do they plan on using the rubic token for? Is it strictly governance, or will staked holders get a portion of swap fees?

They really need to see up their own pools. If any anons lurking are very active in the tg's and discord, please start pressuring the team to talk about this.

>> No.30055476

>>30055221
Additionally, the absence of pools may explain reluctance in cg and cmc reclassifying as a dex.

I mean, I think they could even pull a Pickle and have people stake their uni-lp tokens for popular pairs on dapp to move the needle a bit. Not 100% on that though...

>> No.30055775

>>30055221
>or will staked holders get a portion of swap fees?
Exactly that, as far as I can tell. There was a limited entry for one round of staking a month or so ago, but that's sort of temporary to provide liquidity. I'm not sure becoming a liquidity provider is the way to go, though. It limits your trade volume if you have to use liquidity pools through Rubic, no? That's an issue I've seen with other DEXs. Nobody uses their liquidity pools and therefore there can't be any substantial swaps.

>Additionally, the absence of pools may explain reluctance in cg and cmc reclassifying as a dex
Maybe. I did see in their tweet when they mentioned they had created the contract for their RBC wrap, that they are setting up liquidity. So really it might be a case of liquidity pools on other chains? But they might be doing the full Jew.

>> No.30057090

>>30055142
>kill all niggers
thats fine