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>> No.30023042

SUNCOR bagholders, sound off

>> No.30023045
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sneed

>> No.30023050
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BUY LULU

>> No.30023070
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>MVIS

>> No.30023076
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You did buy the dip, right anon

that's what all good soldiers do

>> No.30023118

To the anon who buys at close and sells the next day at open what do you look for? Or you strategy

>> No.30023131
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You have $10k to spend at the futures store. What do you buy?

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dont open the markets until its green

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>>30023076
I keep trying, but there's never a dip for me to buy.

>> No.30023149

Reminder that oil is still going to go up due to the USD being dependent on it (oil only traded in dollars)

>> No.30023160

>>30023050
you just know

>> No.30023174

>>30023131
OJ BLOOD GREEN
IT'S A BULLISH WEEK

>> No.30023181

With $1100 how hard is it to make $100 in a week?

>> No.30023194

Since rest of the boards for pajeetcoins i just want you all to know I am purchasing a home for 153,000 that is worth 210,000 (though would need 20k in repairs).

>> No.30023238

23
15k debt
-3k net worth

5k liquidity wat do smg?

>> No.30023240

how do i trade futures? who the fuck is decided the futures prices?

>> No.30023243

Need markets to open hard red just for 30 mins then turno green

>> No.30023263

>>30023000
If you're gonna trade, stay on computer, all playstore apps are a laggy, unstable mess. Check reviews if you think I'm lying.

>> No.30023265

>>30023118
I ask the 8-ball

>> No.30023266

>>30023181
Easy, but it’s also easier losing that, I turned $300 into $1500 with covered calls , mostly luck really, took about a month

>> No.30023268

>>30023000
Bears aren't allowed to cum

>> No.30023270
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>>30023131
I dunno. 10k on lumber. take physical delivery and build a house.

>> No.30023286

>>30023076
>Tfw I bought the and I'm still trying to unload my bags

>> No.30023295

>>30023149
what does that make CAD then

CAD/USD been going up the past few months despite our even more massive printing, presumably because of oil

>> No.30023305
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>Futures

>> No.30023311

my bf came in me, rolled over, and now he is snoring loudly so I can't sleep

>> No.30023325

Looks like DGTW is being purposely kept artificially low until we get that POR verdict.

>> No.30023335
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my lil INUV did sum after hours. time to find out why

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>>30023311
this is bait. but if its real great job femnon.

>> No.30023366
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where are my shares

>> No.30023380

>>30023311
Punch him in the dick and call him gay

>> No.30023383

What’s the contact info for the CEO of futures? I’d like to ask him to not ruin the bull run again this week.

>> No.30023384

>>30023131
probably lean hogs china has a major demand for them and they were rationing meat not too long ago

>> No.30023397

>>30023240
Apply for a futures account with your broker, have the money, and have the risk tolerance.

>>30023270
>tfw you forget to buy a contract for 10,000 lbs of nails

>> No.30023400

>>30023050
This 100% was not made for hospitals.

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>>30023311

>> No.30023435

>>30023050
God fucking damn.

>> No.30023436

my lil mara stock finna did sum today. a nigga need sum jordans befo the child support

>> No.30023439

>>30023352
thats a man

>> No.30023482

>>30023311
we dont tolerate trannies here

>> No.30023484

>>30023311
>sleeping during futures trading hours

weak

>> No.30023486

>futures
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>> No.30023492

>>30023238
Agressively pay off debt, especially if you have an income stream from a job to do it.

>> No.30023497

>>30023131
>lean hog shorts
China = global demand for pork
China had to cull many, many pigs due to disease outbreak / outbreak that has gotten bad over this winter
Winter is ending - the Chinese government will do EVERYTHING in their power to get pork prices down / assist farmers. They know how important it is to keep their people fed on pork to keep unrest down

>> No.30023522

>>30023492
>aggressively pay off debt
>before inflation hits
Dude, he just needs to make sure the debt's fixed rate.

>> No.30023533

>>30023432
Whats that from lol

>> No.30023549

>>30023070
based

>> No.30023567

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.30023569

>>30023484
I get all my sleep in during the weekend. Once Sunday night hits I load up on meth and don’t sleep for 5 days straight. I haven’t missed a single trade since I started.

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Buying the fuck out of SOS in PM.

>> No.30023585

>>30023522
Probably true. Actually might be the best time to go into debt

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>>30023567
ya really what was that

>> No.30023627

Any agave related stocks I should be looking into?

>> No.30023635
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What are futures?

>> No.30023637

>>30023522
how do i get half a mil in fixed rate debt?

>> No.30023674
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>>30023000
I'm buying a TSM LEAP tomorrow.

>> No.30023696

>>30023585
Yeah, it's a common sentiment. Some doomer instinct shuts down their brain and people go full Dave Ramsey "hyperinflation?! better get out of debt!" Fixed rate and enough liquid cash to cover a couple months worth of payments if deflation/job loss hits and you're fine.

>>30023635
Think of them like secret pro stocks.

>>30023637
Easily, just have a few mill in assets.

>> No.30023711

small pull back after a +6% day

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>>30023263
Whatever the desktop trading apps are a fucking mess too. Literally java.

>> No.30023716

can someone shill me on cielo?

>> No.30023723

Current assets:

$40k VTI
$10k Forex trading account
$25k TQQQ/SOXL split
$15k Bitcoin
$90k total

Am I spread too thin? Do I need to move my Forex stuff and say forget that shit and simply own more TQQQ/SOXL to sell even more covered calls, and only move back if we go into an actual recession? I enjoy the forex trading but I've turned 7500 into 10000 in like 3 months, seems like a waste of my time when we are in a bull market....

>> No.30023740

>>30023635
The opposite of pasts. Very similar to eventualities but not the same.

>> No.30023760

>>30023366
RUGPULLED.

>> No.30023772

>>30023050
hot

>> No.30023779

>>30023181
Dump it in TQQQ during a dip.

>> No.30023793

>>30023050
>Not blasting right into a cup and handing it directly to the nurse who was in the room the whole time

>> No.30023804

>>30023723
>seems like a waste of my time
bull markets don't last forever
you are teaching yourself to fish, so you can eat for a lifetime
the skills you are acquiring from actively trading forex will pay dividends throughout your lifetime
next bear market, you will be able to make it, while others who think they're a genius in this bull market will flounder

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>>30023270
Tried to buy a lumber contact today because it crashed. Fucking 110x multiple I need like 90k just to get in the door. Sorry but I'm not selling my other shit for that.

>> No.30023811

>>30023696
>few mill in assets
but that's what i need the half mil for so i can get the assets

>>30023716
garbage related businesses always boom in economic downturns

>> No.30023817

>>30023366
@6:30

>> No.30023819

>>30023716
its gone up nearly 200% in the last 2 days
stay away

>> No.30023845

>>30023740
Many traders make the mistake of thinking presents are the same thing as futures but this is not the case.

>> No.30023871

buy CLF
it can only go up
to the moon
$30 EOM
come on buy it

>> No.30023875

>futures
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.30023876

>>30023522
>>30023492
what does that mean? Its fed SL debt no interest for a whle

>> No.30023886

>>30023871
>it can only go up
In trannyspeak up means down.

>> No.30023920

so it turns out that TD Ameritrade is using my margin as collateral for the puts I wrote. I have a couple extra thousand laying around that I could put into something until at least March 19th. I think the safe thing to do would be just buy SPY, but I'd like more than a 2% return. What safe braindead ETF to buy?

>> No.30023932

>>30023811
>but that's what i need the half mil for so i can get the assets
What? Everyone here should be in 7 figures by now. 3% daily inflation adds up quickly.

>>30023876
Federal student loans are all fixed rate, I believe. Private can go either way.

>> No.30023935

I bet the shit I want to buy will be barely red but the penny stock I didn't sell will dump 50%

>> No.30023936

>VIX dropping to 0

we're gonna do it, green tomorrow

>> No.30023955

>>30023845
Correct, presents are the things we give out on Christmas. Not related to pasts or eventualities trading stocks all.

>> No.30023964

>>30023876
it means you way out of your league and not smart enough to pull off whatever you're thinking about doing.

>> No.30023968

>>30023871
tranny

>> No.30023978

>>30023920
>safe
>braindead
>more than 2% return in the next 3 weeks
Bro, come on.

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>futures
theyre just asleep right?

>> No.30024016

>>30023920
as long as you are bullish on tech still, check out BST - relatively 'safe' for an ETF, just had a nice dip - actively managed by BlackRock

>> No.30024040

>>30023932
i didn't start investing seriously soon enough anon I'm sorry for being such a failure

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>>30023987

>> No.30024056
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>Bought AAPL at open
>Sold at close
Maximum comfy

>> No.30024062

>>30023920
buy different puts and sell puts against them

>> No.30024063
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>>30023492
>pay off debt before hyperinflation

>> No.30024103

>>30023886
>>30023968
I'm going to be laughing so hard when it hits $40 this month

>> No.30024114

>>30023637
Buy a house.

>> No.30024126
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Dear td ameritrade, stop calling

You will NEVER get my soxl shares

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>>30024063
based

>> No.30024148

>>30024114
if you bought CLF calls instead of a house you could 1000x your money in a week

>> No.30024162

>>30024114
no i need cash not a mcmansion

>> No.30024182
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>>30023000
>tfw no girl to help me out of neetdom

>> No.30024185

>>30023811
But we arent in a economic downturn

>> No.30024188

>>30024103
clf tranny

>> No.30024207

>>30023696
hyper inflation doesn't necessarily mean you will be earning more money

>> No.30024208

>>30024148
just fuck off tranny you should have taken profit.

>> No.30024233

>>30023132
You don’t want that. You want the market to open lower. Gaps usually reverse and set momentum for the day. Best case for a Green Day tomorrow is open down half a percent or so, dip a few tick and rocket higher on short covering and momentum following.

If we manage to open green I’m shorting the shit out of it for the reversal as will many others and that could send us into crash mode. This bull isn’t out of the woods yet.

>> No.30024251

>>30024188
>>30024208
it's just a minor dip, CLF is about to moon I did some TA last night and it says that CLF is on the rebound it'll be $200 EOY

>> No.30024259

>>30023804
Forex just kinda crabs all the time though, even on leverage. It simply doesnt seem like the best deployment of $10k aka over 10% of my net worth currently

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>>30024126
>call TD Ameritrade
>"Yes I'd like a debit card"
>young lady answer the phone
>verify my DoB
>verify my Account Value
>"ooh you've done very well for yourself..."

>> No.30024287

>>30024251
cope tranny

>> No.30024295

>>30024260
>verify my Account Value
??? why do you need to do this

>> No.30024305

>>30024207
No, but if you take that debt repayment money and instead invest it now in something that will beat the hyperinflation rate, you come out far ahead.

>> No.30024309

>>30024233
>futures green, markets open red
Or
>futures red, markets open green
But 100%
>closes green anyways

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Is it going back to 4.5 right?... Right...?

>> No.30024323

>>30024148
Lol keep buying CLF; I want a good bounce to reload my short position.

>> No.30024329

>>30024305
fair

>> No.30024338

>>30023723
>$90k total
I'm seeing 75k here though?

>> No.30024390

>>30024295
I guess to prove I own the account? All I did was call a phone number and give my name and DoB prior to that.

>> No.30024394

>>30024259
Don't get me wrong - you would probably receive better gains in the short-run by investing the $10K in this bull market
However.. in the long-run, the skills you are acquiring will make you more money
Investing in yourself > investing in the market

>> No.30024395

So will they try Yield curve control?

>> No.30024403

>>30023723
your mistake is not having 60% mvis

>> No.30024411

>>30024313
This only went up because of the GME shitstorm right? So I guess when GME moons this will moon too.

>> No.30024425

>>30024338
fuuuuuugg he lost 15k in the soxl split rugpull

>> No.30024434

>>30024016
Based monthly dividend pick anon. Ive had PTY for a long time just compounding. BST is something I've been looking at recently any other good picks?

>> No.30024435

>>30024323
I can't buy more I'm close to getting margin called.

>> No.30024454

>>30024395
Mannarino thinks that they were trialing it today with the 10yr:
https://youtu.be/cuG3LJWAx6w

>> No.30024460

>>30024435
Margin calls arent real just close your account and move your stocks i did it

>> No.30024464

>>30024309
If we open green we will almost certainly dump into the red at some point in the day though I agree higher prices and new highs in the future are basically guaranteed barring some black swan event.

I wouldn’t put it past the market for this rally to be a bull trap though and still dump 10% lower before making new highs.

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>>30024260
>Thank you, I went all in on TQQQ

>> No.30024484

>>30024395
Has it only been Australia that's tried it yet? Or didn't Japan do it some years back?

>> No.30024502

>>30024260
wow that is a nice feeling :)

>> No.30024511

>>30024460
I've been trying to sell my options for a week now, nobody will buy them. I don't have shares, only options.

>> No.30024513

>>30024460
based

>> No.30024531

>>30023635
Understanding what they are takes like 2 words and 1 paragraph of reading on google
Understanding how to make money off them would take like a 4 hour seminar, minimum.

>> No.30024551

>>30024511
kek

>> No.30024552

>>30024435
Well RIP you P/L on the next leg lower in CLF


Under 12$ by EOM

5$ EOY


You got memed

>> No.30024563

>>30024511
How far out of the money are they?

>> No.30024583

>>30024434
just in case - BSTZ is the monthly dividend one - BST is not (if you were to invest the dividends from BSTZ immediately back in, you would still get a slightly lower rate of return overall than BST)
But if you are more dividend oriented, BSTZ is a great choice
This isn't an ETF, and I wouldn't recommend buying here at the top - wait for it to pull back again - CX is one of the few positions that I have been very long holding. I've been trying to get anons in on CX for months and months

>> No.30024595

>>30023050
>Replicates a vagina
>Even the amount of light
Excuse me

>> No.30024620

>>30024511
The real friends we made along the way are the worthless expiring this week calls

>> No.30024627

>>30024182
Neet is good, thats where you have time

>> No.30024634

>>30024563
All of my options were 16c or higher

>> No.30024638

>>30023045
id like to roll

>> No.30024651
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Should I sell my RKT calls in the morning or ride them till Friday?

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>>30024511
>nobody will buy them

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>>30024511
RIP

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>>30024313
I bought the dip Friday to get a $4.40 average I hope that helped. This is a long term investment that will have to held for 2 years.

>> No.30024679

>>30024595
>he doesnt know

Must suck to only bang roasties in stead of virgins

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If you bought the top before the great depression you wouldn't have broken even for 30 years, in the late 1950's

>> No.30024686

>>30023050
Hands free fapping is no longer a meme

>> No.30024698

>>30024552
dilate

>> No.30024708

r u makingtrying to talk about the revenue of erc20 coins? have you seen gas? such abnormal fees against Apollo's own mainnet, you suckers

>> No.30024733

>>30024056
How much did you make, $100?

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>>30024583
>couldn't ask for a more beautiful 6 month chart

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>>30024680
Is this how Japanese people kiss?

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>> No.30024766

>>30024680
Depression era people didn't have facebook memes reminding you
>Stonks only go up

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Futures were down before more. Everything is improving. We turn green soon enough or by the morrow morning.

>> No.30024780

>>30024680
economics wasn't well understood back then, its barely understood now so you can probably imagine

>> No.30024785

>>30024634
That’s the mark. They could be no bid. If the ask is 30c and there is zero bids they will mark at 15-16c but in fact they are worth zero.

>> No.30024804

>>30024764
go back

>> No.30024823

>>30024767
how much change in futures is considered a lot?

>> No.30024827
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Reminder ARKX will instantly moon upon its debut. Don't disappoint mommy Cathie

>> No.30024834

How much portfolio concentration is too much? My highest conviction play makes up 95% of my RH account and about 10% of my 401k.

It has performed well so far this year so I’m going to let it ride even if we saw a 10% correction but I’d like anons to weigh in.

>> No.30024843

>>30024767
If we start down 0.5% that would be based. Easy 300% either direction on a strangle.

>> No.30024868

>>30024827
>simping for jewish women

>> No.30024882

>>30024823
depends on the time of day
eg. gap down 0.2% on open is pretty ugly, but down 0.2% by 11:30pm EST is not
in general, greater than 0.3% is starting to get bad
greater than 0.5% is pretty bad
greater than 1.0% is fairly rare, and very bad

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>>30024827
I dont trust ark etfs anymore after I learned she was a psycho Bible thumper. Im going to stock with soxl.

>> No.30024898

>>30024868

>woman

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>stock I liked but sold crabbed down for 4 months then dumped 12%

>> No.30024910

>>30024827
Unironically this is going to be the face future generations of /biz/ incels point to when they want to make the point that women can't handle money
>bought the top of the everything bubble.

>> No.30024919

>>30024868
>jewish

>> No.30024923

>>30024827
>ARKX
kinda smart to time this before the Starlink IPO. people will see Starlink on tv, want to buy an ETF, and dump money on Cathie

>> No.30024948

>>30024733
$450 actually

>> No.30024954

>>30024827
Oh I saw what she did shuffling those SRAC bags Friday and today.

>>30024834
If that's the highest reward play you see and you can swing the risk tolerance, sure.

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>>30024843
>down 0.5%

>> No.30024965

>>30024882
best place to see futures? Thanks for the info

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30024969

>>30024910
You weren't here for the Yellen simping?

>> No.30024972

>>30024698
Don’t be mad, I bought CLF in 2014 around this price.... on its way to 1$


CLF has always been a cyclical meme stock. Zoom out your chart. It’s going to single digits; I guarantee it. I’ll sell you some calls tomorrow to cover my out premium if you wanna bet on it.

>> No.30024980

>>30024923
>Starlink IPO.
lol you fell for that?

>> No.30024983

>>30024162
1) buy house
2) hold house through melt up
3) sell/refinance house

Easiest way for a poorfag to get a 6 figure fixed rate loan

>> No.30024987

>>30024969
Yellen made us all money though

>> No.30024990
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30024990

I have rule 34 saved on my computer in the event a meme stock with a ticker of the same name as a character involved crashes. Is this a form of hedging?

>> No.30024991

>>30024394
The only skills I have are financial, I have no 'real world' skills that companies will pay me quality income for. I get how using $10k to learn is valuable, but that would have been $20k+ even if I simply bought and hold basically anything

>> No.30025002

im gonna coom

>> No.30025006
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>>30023311
You will never be a woman.

>> No.30025011

>>30024708
based strokeposter

>> No.30025019

>>30024969
I like Yellen because she looks like the chief villain from a class dystopia movie like Elysium.

>> No.30025020
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gay futures why are you red

>> No.30025025
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>>30024827
FUCKING WHENNNNN

>> No.30025031

>>30024882
You are also looking for correlations in the news, .5% would be linked to major legislation passing or some kind of international event

>> No.30025041

>>30024708
Yes sirs I have done the needful

>> No.30025048

>>30025020
Futures arent real

>> No.30025064

>>30024972
you will never be a real woman

>> No.30025082

>be me
>wake up 6 am
>weekend
>do house choirs
>9:15 am
>Open 3 position at $120 sell.
3*$120 = +$360
>price go up to $122
>Add more
>Open 5 position at $124 sell
5*$120 + $360 = $980
>HFT and Faggots rally up and shoot price to $126
>Open 8 position at $126 sell.
3*$120 + 5*$124+8*$126 = $1988
>11 am
>Masturbate and sleep
>Wake up 3:30
>Price at $118.
>Buy all at $118
16*$118 = -$1888
>Make profit of $100
>faggot broker take $10
>Take $90.
>Order uber eats.
>Buy a new steam game.
>Masturbate and repeat
Life is hard.

>> No.30025088

>>30025020
The bears, on the contrary, are completely ruled by fear, trepidation, and nervous¬
ness. Rabbits become elephants, brawls in a tavern become rebellions, faint shadows
appear to them as signs of chaos.

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tfw Tim Soxl pulled it off

>> No.30025103

>>30025048
so we should be down 1%?

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>>30024990
its either the most retarded thing ive ever seen. or some kind of jewjitsu memetic level 100 skill I dont even have the experience points to comprehend.

>> No.30025112

>>30024834
easier to just think of it as what you can afford to risk in each pick, regardless of whether it's 10% or 95% of your portfolio
if it's the best risk/reward you can find and you can afford to risk $100K in it (since maybe downside is realistically only -20% at worst), then why stop yourself from doing that just because your portfolio size happens to be $100K?

it's not like you won't be monitoring your position everyday

>> No.30025125

>>30025082
wait what

>> No.30025157

>>30024552
12 EOM is possible
Also 12 EOY is real possible

>> No.30025163

Wake me up when red March ends

>> No.30025167

>>30025089
If it just had weeklies instead of just monthlies it'd be perfect

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the price of BTC controls the future

>> No.30025196

>>30025082
>>do house choirs

What

>> No.30025202
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>>30025089
What a great guy. I can forgive him getting caught soliciting tranny prostitutes, we've all had that urge once or twice, right guys?

>> No.30025211

>>30025112
>>30024954
Appreciate the confirmation bias

>> No.30025212

SOXL bros, are we getting to $100 EOD tomorrow?

>> No.30025221

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>> No.30025230

>>30025186
BTC 0 dollars eoy.

>> No.30025253

>>30025186
Btc ebbs and flows with the market

>> No.30025258

>>30024827
I do like that she's buying a lot of stocks I have holdings in, but she's greedy on almost 1% management fee fuck. I hope she buys more Draftkings, especially.

>> No.30025267

at this rate I'll never dump my weed bags

>> No.30025272

NASDAQ was up 3% today ofc it will be red tomorrow.

>> No.30025283

>>30025212
>100% daily increase

>> No.30025293

>>30023000
my lil linkies doins sumthin

>> No.30025299

>>30025211
dunno if you should be taking advice from people with less money than you though lol
for the record i have mid 5-figures and my portfolio is 50:50 into two picks

>> No.30025306

>>30025221
Why the fuck do you include skunk nigger dick licker on this list?

>> No.30025351

>>30024680
5 years sounds bad for the 2008 financial crisis, even. Everyone agrees it's gonna happen again, just how bad and how long.

>> No.30025355

So I have 5,000 calls for CLF that were all $16 and up, and they start expiring in two weeks. Fortunately I just did some more TA and CLF will be $40 by then.

>> No.30025368

>>30025221
>t. nigger dick

>> No.30025376

>>30023045
What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath? I thought they were the same.

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>>30025283
>yes

>> No.30025409

>>30025082
>weekend

a-anon I...

>> No.30025412

>>30025299
We average out OK then.

t. low 7 figures and 11 picks

>> No.30025425

>>30024991
I hear you.. just it's only 1 year
I'm assuming you are younger than 35 - you have 35+ years to trade and make money
The skills you acquire now will assist you in making money for the next 35 years - the money you will make during that 35 years with the skills you're acquiring now will be far, far greater than the $10K you missed out on this year
more than a decade ago, I was at the local mall getting Sbarro when I saw a guy in front of me in line wearing a super nice suit, very tan, perfect hair - looked a little like Jack Donaghy
I asked him what he did for a living, and he told me he was an executive at GE
I asked him what did he wish he knew when he was my age
his biggest advice was to ask me "how long would you say a career is" I said 15-20 years
he said "and what's the retirement age?"
I said ~65
he said "right, so 65 - 20 = 45 -- from now until then you should be solely working on improving yourself and getting ready for that period of your life"

>> No.30025430

BREAKOUT IMMINENT!

https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=162213378

>> No.30025431

>>30025355
Faggot tranny nigger

>> No.30025438

Anon check out this gem.

$MCM Mochimo
> Quantum Proof
> Scalable and Fast
> Decentralized and Fair
>Price going crazy right now =)))

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what should i do with my divvies this month

>> No.30025454

>>30023045
Rolling for schizo

>> No.30025461

What’s the next pnd

>> No.30025468
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How do I invest in this?

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>>30025082
Holy shit I'm glad I'm not this retarded.

>> No.30025473

>>30025376
a sociopath has the capacity to tell what they are doing is wrong but choose to do it anyway

>> No.30025481

>>30024965
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
no problem! good luck anon - keep pursuing knowledge

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futures better be green by the time I wake up

>> No.30025503

>>30025431
You're going to be SEETHING when I post my portfolio and it's 9 digits of pure CLF

>> No.30025526

>>30025468
Arr in

>> No.30025525

>>30025468
IS this from black mirror or some shit?

>> No.30025545

>>30025450
Buy your mom a gift. Flowers or a Hummel figurine or something.

>>30025468
That's just a slide from PLTR's investor presentation isn't it?

>> No.30025551

>>30023131
50% oats because oatmeal is the fucking top shit and 50% live cattle to keep as pets

>> No.30025553

>>30025430
https://youtu.be/1AeF7RjrPrc

>> No.30025561

>>30023793
>weak enough blast that it actually makes it into the cup and not all over her rockin tits half way across the room

>> No.30025570

>>30025425
Im 30 already, so I kind of wasted my 20s desu. I have no marketable skills, the only positives I have is nearly $100k net assets and $0 debt. Im even unemployed right now, waging was killing me mentally. So I live off odd jobs on occasion and this bull run, and spend my time learning by myself in my tiny apartment

>> No.30025579

>>30025469
Lol

>> No.30025602

>>30025525
Westworld and I unapologetically think its a great idea for normies to know their limitations.

>> No.30025603

>>30025376
Sociopaths are made. Psychopaths are born.

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>>30025486
>18cm
Oh yeah futures looking up bigly.

>> No.30025642

>>30023045
Rolling. I already know where I am.

>> No.30025654

>>30025020
nasdump not dumping twice as hard as everything else like usual is bullish

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Time to get hard for some green days.

>> No.30025694

>>30025656
That vulva is real puffy.

>> No.30025702

>>30023871
I'm so glad you lost it all being a retard

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>>30025503
tranny pls go

>> No.30025714

>>30025656
green CLF dildos
CLF to the moon
CLF

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>>30025694
oh my

>> No.30025732

>>30025656
finally, a real woman

>> No.30025763

>>30025703
>curvaceous

>> No.30025764

>>30024552
Plz no, my July 20 need halp

>> No.30025772

>>30025714
This has been a funny tranny larp

>> No.30025785

>>30025654
That's what concerns me, I guess people think tech has a new lease on life

>> No.30025790

>>30025525
I think it is another show on Netflix. Maybe osmosis.

>> No.30025794

>>30025723
>>30025656
Are you both autistic?

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>>30025186
I control the future.

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>>30025714
CLF is my favorite tranny

>> No.30025839

>>30025790
Nevermind I didn't see season 3 of westworld because 2 really sucked.

>> No.30025841

>ctrl F
>VACQ
>none found
is /smg/ retarded?

>> No.30025853

>>30025805
That's a woman.

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>>30025794
Are you? You are literally linking to two posts by the same ID.

>> No.30025884

>>30025551
So at $1.20 per pound, that's 6000 pounds of live cattle paired with $362.60 dollars/bushel...32 pounds per bushel, that comes out to 441 pounds of oats?

>> No.30025899

>>30024827
she’s too hot

>> No.30025908

>>30024583
CX looks very nice I'll check it out, thanks mate

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>>30025853
Yes it is.

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>>30025468
PLTR

>> No.30025940

>>30024259
Don’t you need a lot of capital to trade currency?

>> No.30025981

>>30025570
Could be worse. I'm 31 and have about 200k assets and half a mil debt. Hot wife tho so that's cool

>> No.30026006

good HITIF earnings report, might want to watch out of an oversell dip tomorrow

>> No.30026040

>>30025714
God plz

>> No.30026048

>>30025981
She's the investment that will depreciate the most in the next few years

>> No.30026083

>>30025884
I will eat three cups of oats a day, one cup of oats is 80gs, so per day thats 240 grams of oats a day.
441 pounds to oz is 7056 oz
7056 divided by 3 is 2352 days of oats, or 6.44 years of 3 cups of oats a day
Are there zinc futures? I also need to buy zinc

>> No.30026098

>>30023045
Roll

>> No.30026132
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30026132

Here are my bags:
AYX
RYCEY
TLRY
CHK

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>>30025872
Probably. I took an adhd test not long ago, pretty involved test. I just wanted some adderall. It helped a lot in college and I needed it for my job so they finally gave me the time of day because I have a career job now.

Surprisingly they said I had add, didn't really expect it but the symptoms I started reading kind of fit me exactly.

However I was reading more about it and add/adhd people are also higher chance of having asbergers or something. The doctor mentioned i might be slightly aspy, I stopped him there took my script and left. I have some issues in social situations but usually just around girls and after I talk to them a few times, the social awkwardness goes away completey. So fuck it, won't make a difference. Still will get gains and a wife soon enough.

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>>30025884
>that's 6000 pounds of live cattle
>over a years worth of food for $5k
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

>> No.30026225

>>30024827
When is the x coming, mommy?

>> No.30026228

>>30025940
With leverage, not really. Its about the same profit availability as equities per dollar investing, its simply open more often and doesnt necessarily always go up like equities

>>30025981
oh i know im lucky to have no debt, and also lucky to not be stuck with a wife currently

>> No.30026229

>>30023131
lean hog chads literally cannot stop winning

>> No.30026231

>>30026146
Yeah mom I trade stocks, and now I only eat OATS and BEEF. You and your boyfriend and FUCK off, because while you are up to your eye balls in BOOMER SHIT im eating OATS AND BEEF you FUCKING CUNT

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>>30026133
ADD isn't so bad, you just need to know what to focus on and practice keeping on it.

>> No.30026257

>>30025602
Nah I don't want that kind if shit in my lifetime. Thats some depressing type 1984 shit.

>> No.30026265

>>30024403
$MVIS gang reporting

1340 shares @ $19

4 x 5/19 $20c

If it hits 80+ PT EOY ill net 100k

>> No.30026268

>>30026083
>Are there zinc futures? I also need to buy zinc
Oh absolutely. You'll want to pick them up from the London Metals Exchange: https://www.lme.com/en-GB/Metals/Non-ferrous/Zinc/Physical

I'm getting too tired to do the math but the contracts are 25 metric tons each and are trading around $2,800 per ton. That should fulfill your zinc allotment for, like, a long time.

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>>30025703
Who is that?

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>>30025884
uhh 50lbs of oats at a certain farm and fleet store is $15. 500lbs of oats is ~$150. I think your math is wrong.

>> No.30026319

>>30025872
>>30025656
>>30025606
>Futa posting in SMG

Stop it, I don't want to beat off right now

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>>30026231
>Why yes, I use the chicago commodities exchange as a grocery store, how could you tell?

>> No.30026362

>>30026265
is MVIS a comfy hold?
Is their LIDAR tech really that good ?

>> No.30026381

I told you tomorrow was gonna be red. Should have sold SOXL today.

>> No.30026382

>>30026277
That could very well be. https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/agricultural/grain-and-oilseed/oats_contract_specifications.html and https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100523190535AARCIXE

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>>30026275

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>>30026319
Futa is the way to go though. I thought /smg/ was all about the line going up.

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30026423

gn frens

>> No.30026424

>>30024764
That subreddit is either completely autistic or just shills distracting.

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>>30026257
>being so pozzed by Orwell you resist human progress
just fucking try it. I hate people who don't let us do cool shit.
What is wrong with police robots? Lets see how far we can push this human existence thing. If it doesn't work out we get to larp a sci-fi movie resistance, there's no losing.

>> No.30026492

>>30026418
>>30026319
>>30026275
>>30026233
>>30026132
>>30025920
>>30025805
>>30025872
>>30025723
>>30025656
>>30025606
Mods ban me for posting a maid anime girl (biological) with big titties but leave this shit up? WTF!?!?

>> No.30026496

>>30024764
stop posting this trash here no one cares

>> No.30026513

>>30024680
fed raised interest rates in great depression and rugpulled margin requirements.
It's how jfk's dad got out at the very top, he ran the stock market, the story about shoeshine boy was just a cover

we're never going to have a market crash we'll have a currency crisis instead

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>>30026233
Bro, I've lived with my entire life. I have a computer science degree and did well in school. Never slowed me down.

The one thing that did fuck me up though is that I would get wild mood swings. Like ill be going hardcore studying working and then I would burn out or something in my personal life would go poorly and I would just say fuck it and start partying. Ups and downs, recreational drugs didn't help this. And when I would go to the doctor they always would think depression, ocd, bpd, non of the medecine worked, it would make me worse or not do anything. It was not until I suggested to the doctor that maybe I'm add, that they finally gave me a script. Little pharma meth really helped control my impulsive behavior and mood swings. No more psychotic bullshit.

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>>30026492
Kek. You shouldn't have broke the rules faggot.

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>>30026418
I am about line go up, it's just that the market is closed right now

>> No.30026560

>up 73%
>my portfolio is now worth $435.27
SAD

>> No.30026567

>>30026325
>>30026268
I did the math and that zinc would last me 2739726 years

>> No.30026577

>>30026530
DIE

>> No.30026578

>>30026362
Volatile as all hell but definitely top LIDAR in the game right now and production ready. Lots of big money hedges are picking up MVIS right now and their production ready LIDAR is demoing sometime in april. Should look into it, definitely a long hold

>> No.30026597

>>30026560
>not ceebrating being up double digits

Unironically never ever gonna make it with that attitude

>> No.30026606

>>30026456
well, for one, the police robots will be designed to enforce 'equal justice' and so for every nigger they catch committing a crime, they'll also arrest some random whitey lol.

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>>30026577
Oh Anon-kun why are you such a bitch? Let me fill that void bothering you.

>> No.30026626

>>30026597
What's ceebrating?

>> No.30026633

if you dont make another itll be a green hair kpop thread again

>> No.30026637

NEW
>>30026624
>>30026624
>>30026624
>>30026624

>> No.30026655

>>30023569
you're kidding but this is basically me

>> No.30026656

>>30026606
>he thinks white people will be allowed to do anything except work in a cage to pay taxes to feed jamal

>> No.30026730

>>30026456
I dont think robots or ai shit is wrong. Tbh I think that computer thing they have in the balderunner book, the one where you can pretty much dump any drug or chemical onto your brain however you want is pretty cool.

But the one that controls your life and choices based on what it perceives you to be capable of...nah fuck that, thats some evil shit that government will use to control people blatantly

>> No.30026736

>>30026613
Shut up hollow faggot. Go enjoy your gross coomer shit elsewhere.

>> No.30026798

>>30026730
>But the one that controls your life and choices based on what it perceives you to be capable of...nah fuck that, thats some evil shit that government will use to control people blatantly
Only if you're too dumb for autonomy. Like a nigger or a qtard.

>> No.30026879

Buy GTLL.

>> No.30027004

>>30024834
>RH
Get a real broker

>> No.30027543

>>30026578
Why not ipv/aeva?

>> No.30028186

is a sq good for just leaving my money in there and forgetting about it? i like the company and ive used their apps a lot and watched it grow but the rapid increase is just fucking scary

i used cashapp way way before it was all over but i didnt know shit about fucking stocks back then i wish i did