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30020761 No.30020761 [Reply] [Original]

>mfw it’s cheaper for me to overthrow my local government than pay taxes on my crypto gains

How do I proceed with this knowledge??

>> No.30020896

>>30020761
Personally since I am a law abiding citizen who adores the government I would pay my taxes
Unless you're in the Middle East in which case overthrowing the government is very cool, just make sure to buy your arms from trustworthy American company

>> No.30021014

>>30020761
I can't even make enough profit to reach the 12% tax bracket in burgerland. move to a shithole and feel like a king or something

>> No.30021179
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>>30020896
>adores the government

You adore bureaucrats who steal your gains and make laws that purposefully harm you and your fellow citizens for the benefit of a cabal of globalist satanic pedophiles

>> No.30021228

>>30020761
convert entire crypto stack to XMR

>> No.30021257

You pay your taxes bro. And everything you post online indicates you've happily paid-up and not, for example, employed a 5000 strong mercenary army of genuine nutcases who are about to cross the local Rubicon and install you as King Pin.

Because we know you wouldn't do that. And nor would I.

>> No.30021263

>>30021179
Fuck the kikes

>> No.30021319
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30021319

>>30021179
based biz poster
slava geroi

>> No.30021347
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>>30021179

>> No.30021424

>>30021179
>Goes on biggest honeypot site in the world
>Starts talking about plans to overthrow the government
Of course I adore the government and always pay my taxes

>> No.30021463

>>30020761
Glow more

>> No.30021475

>>30020761
never break the law under any circumstance but I hear aiding foreign assets in infiltrating local government institutions by which you can subsequently bribe your way out of taxes is a decent investment for the immora

>> No.30021489

>>30021424
I have zero intention of overthrowing the government Im just stating the obvious

The 16th amendment was a mistake and we have become cattle

>> No.30021625

>>30020761
You should call CIA because that's their hustle, hombre.

>> No.30022112

Just donate to blm

>> No.30022386

>>30020761
i dont know buy a sex doll maybe

>> No.30022469

>>30020761
ill take care of it for you anon

>> No.30022477

You beg the question, what would it actually cost to “overthrow” the government?

>> No.30022479
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30022479

>>30020761
Please, the term is lobbying, my friend. Five figures gets you a congressman's ear, six their hands.

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30022511

>>30020896
>I like getting ass raped

>> No.30022571

>>30021263
>>30021319
>>30021347
These 3 posters are glowie bots
Step up your game FBI

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>>30021424
Okay. Makes sense now.
Big Brother is always watching

>> No.30022665

>>30022571
WTF FBI holds Rubic

>> No.30022799

>>30020761
I'm sort of surprised this hasn't come up yet. Some early hodler from a crazy poor country that has bitcoin that dwarfs his countries gdp. but i guess you don't hear about them because they'd probably immediately be robbed and murdered.

>> No.30023469
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>>30020761
Since you're a third-worlder, I'll give you some advice since feds do this sort of shit all the time. If a fed is reading this, this one is for (you).

You start by buying an international private-security firm. This is perfectly legal as it is encouraged by the US Government. From there, find properties in a hard-to-find location that is tactically advantageous. Establish escape routes between these properties that will double as supply-chains when things get moving. Once you are in a secure position, start sending "gifts" to local militias and cartels. Be sure to establish secondary businesses on the side to finance your system, legal or otherwise. After you get street cred, continue these gifts by giving a hand to local politicians. Continue to grow your connections to the militias and start relying on them for more things.

The next step is to become an ideologue. Read up an any ideology that is the opposite of your current government. It does not matter what it is, just be contrarian. Work on becoming well-versed and well-spoken. Now, lay the foundations for a cult of personality. Be sure that you devote this cult to helping out the militias and the politicians you founded. People want to help useful people because they help them. No one man rules alone. Establish a personal guard once you get your cult booming. Don't fire the security firm, but keep them at an arms reach. Maintain friendly relations with your business partners, necessary or not. Let your fanatics do the fighting for you as to make yourself seem more national.

Now comes the fun part. Begin gun-running operations and arm your fanatics in addition to your allies. When the government starts getting suspicious, respond to the act of aggression. Be the innocent. Promise your allies positions of authority in the government. Begin the Civil Conflict.

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>>30023469
Eventually, little white and black men will come down in black flying saucers. They will ask to see the leader. Assure them that you will become their lapdog. Say you aspire to establish a federal bank in your country, as well as wishing for it to be a gold-coast for "trade" with America. Do not directly state you want to be the lapdog, since they'll know that you know what they're up to. Make them think that you are a stupid puppet who they can control, and be sure to never let them believe otherwise. Once you do this, you have just won.

From here on out, your goal is maintenance. Make sure that your port is always available and secure your keys to power. Don't let your people get too hungry, but don't give them the strength to revolt either. Your goal is to become the next Israel or Saudi Arabia. Once you reach that point, you can live the rest of your life comfortably.

ygmi.

>> No.30023897

>>30021179
Cute apu

>> No.30024331

>>30020761
>overthrow my local government
That's easy. the hard part is what will you replace it with. Libtards with communist the shit out of you.
Also, nothing wrong with paying local taxes. It's the federal taxes that kill the average joe. They should get those taxes instead by the state, who would get them from local taxes. That way, there is more liability among bureaucrats and congressmen.
Almost positive it used to be like this.

>> No.30024647

>>30020896
>adores the government
Do you also believe in Santa?