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I’m just gonna tell it how it is guys, I ate two potatoes that look like pic related. 5 minutes later I started getting really nauseous. Am i gonna die /biz/?

>> No.30019695

>>30019496
You are definitely gonna die, but it won't be the potatoes that do you in.

>> No.30019736

You might puke but only if you’re a weak-stomached western pig dog.

Harden the fuck up.

>> No.30019829

>>30019736
>my nigger body gladly accepts poison
>dies

>> No.30019837

>>30019496
https://www.poison.org/articles/are-green-potatoes-safe-to-eat-191

Doesn't sound good.

>> No.30019932
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>>30019837
>https://www.poison.org/articles/are-green-potatoes-safe-to-eat-191
>Some people may also experience headache, flushing, confusion, and fever. There have been a few cases of death from eating toxic potatoes.

>> No.30020030

>>30019829
You sound like a coward

>> No.30020179

Shove your fingers down your throat to trigger the gag reflex enough to puke.

>> No.30020228
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30020228

>>30019837
>>30019932
NO NO NOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. WHY DID I EAT THE BAD POTATO. It was nice knowing you bros, too bad my crypto dies with me since no one will know how to access it.

>> No.30020346

Lmao I cut the sprouts off and eat them all the time. You'll survive stop being a faggot.

>> No.30020402

>>30019496
Did you eat the eyes too or did you cut them off before cooking them? I don't think I have eaten potatoes that wrinkly without getting nausea afterward. The eye sprouts are fine if they are cut off every now and then but they should be eaten or thrown out at the first sign of wrinkles.

>> No.30020404

>>30020228
Great, dead people never sell.

>> No.30020496

>>30020228
I can manage your legacy fren. just give me your corns.

>> No.30020585
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30020585

>>30019496
Anon why would you eat something that looked like that

>> No.30020586
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30020586

>>30020346
My tummy hurt tho

>>30020496
No it’s only fair. They have to die too.

>> No.30020665

>>30020585
I wanted scrambled eggs and pan fried potatoes, and I didn’t feel like buying new potatoes.

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>>30020586
You'll be fine fren, don't worry.

>> No.30020881

>>30019496
You literally ate the same chemical they used in the holocaust showers on the jews

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30021002

>>30020881
>implying that happened
ngmi

>> No.30021141

Mmm, delicious solanine.

>> No.30021288

>>30019496
just throw up stupid

>> No.30021501
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30021501

This thread is so fucking cringe

>> No.30021524

>>30019496
those potatoes are known to release mustard gas upon digestion. go to a hospital.

>> No.30021552

>>30019496
Wrong website bro

>> No.30021856

>>30019496
Post next poop and dirty asshole.

>> No.30021915

>>30019496
no.