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Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:38:23 2021 No.30015812 [Reply] [Original]

I am prepared to take a risk and buy one bitcoin for $50. This is the most money I feel I will be alright with losing completely. I can zelle you the cash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:40:33 2021 No.30015926 Hahaha my neighbor tried this move on me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:43:06 2021 No.30016048 >>30015926 So, apparently I'm not the only one who values BTC at $50. Interesting, my offer still stands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:49:56 2021 No.30016391 >>30016048 You value bitcoin at $50? Alright bro, I will give you $51 for a bitcoin, deal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:51:52 2021 No.30016495 >>30016391 Nope. $50 is what I and at least one other person values this asset at currently. I think I would be hard pressed to sell this to someone and make a profit honestly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:52:18 2021 No.30016516 >>30015812 No need we can just shake on it. I’ll bring over your bitcoin tomorrow sir.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:54:03 2021 No.30016605 >>30016391 Oh sorry, I misunderstood you. I am not in the market to sell BTC right now, only buy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:55:29 2021 No.30016676 >>30016516 I figured you could draw up some sort of fancy block chain contract and then use LINK to execute the contract when the transaction is complete. I figured you know how to do all that stuff, so I will split the cost of the 1 LINK with you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:56:53 2021 No.30016742 >>30015812 Whats this batgoin thing a muh bobber, isnt it a golf club company?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:58:21 2021 No.30016810 >>30015812 Nice lawn. That's my dream house

Anonymous Mon Mar 1 20:58:55 2021 No.30016839

>>30016742
I'm dead serious, if someone wants to sell a BTC, I will buy one for $50. I know relatively nothing about making these transactions, but if you help me out, I will pay you your $50 and if we need to use LINK or some type of token, I will split the cost and add that on to the $50.

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Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:05:24 2021 No.30017206

>>30015812
Save your money, my friend. You could take the wife out for a nice dinner at Applebee's with that $50, and you might even have something to show for it at the end of the night! My wife only gives halfhearted handjobs these days but it's better than nothing and the old twig and berries only work half of the time anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:18:36 2021 No.30017976 >>30017206 I don't have a wife. I am 30 and live with my parents.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:23:08 2021 No.30018204 >>30017124 I'm just saying that's what I'm prepared to spend on one BTC. I'm sorry if that makes you lose sleep at night. I know I will sleep just fine (unless I spend that $50).

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:42:51 2021 No.30019298 >>30018204 Cool, your risk tolerance is too low for btc, I'm afraid so it's either link or xrp, I'll give you 1 link for $50.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:44:30 2021 No.30019402 >>30019298 Nope. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:45:00 2021 No.30019431 Nobody will sell you 1 btc for $50. You missed that boat a decade ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:46:36 2021 No.30019524 >>30019402 NGMI

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:48:56 2021 No.30019661 >>30019431 Oh well, I guess nobody is going to sell me BTC then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:51:26 2021 No.30019789 >>30015812 One 0xbtc coming up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:56:34 2021 No.30020089 >>30019789 It's fine, I can just open up Microsoft word, type a long strand of random numbers in, and save the file as "my BTC". Than I'll lie to myself and tell myself "I'm going to make it". Serves the same purpose in the practical sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:57:15 2021 No.30020130 >>30015812 Why have one bitcoin when you could have 1000 satoshis?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:57:21 2021 No.30020136 >>30015812 Is this a fucking joke lol?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 21:57:58 2021 No.30020169 >>30019661 I'll sell you a GRT for $50, guaranteed 50k EOY. Not this year but a year.

Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:00:34 2021 No.30020318

Hey OP! I’m so excited to hear you’re interested in Bitcoin. I’ve put your "bid" into my list of bidders. Sorted by price (descending), you’re order number 73957289 in the list. I’ll let you know when we get to your order.
We’re glad to have you onboard!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:01:46 2021 No.30020394 >>30020318 Cool. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:02:00 2021 No.30020409 Just get a Coinbase account and buy $50 worth of Bitcoin you crazy old boomer. It will get you like .00000001 worth of Bitcoin. 1 BTC is like $49k now no one is going to give you a fucking entire bitcoin for 50 bucks

Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:03:58 2021 No.30020541

>>30020136
No, apparently I'm on a bid list. And with all those quantum computers and fancy tech coming out in the next couple of years I'm pretty confident that order number 73957289 will be addressed. In fact, there's probably more orders at the regional Amazon warehouse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:05:03 2021 No.30020604 >>30020409 I said one BTC. I want a whole one, not part of one. Besides, how do you even own part of a number?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:06:02 2021 No.30020658 I'll sell you one bitcoin for $200000

Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:08:51 2021 No.30020822

>>30020604
1 dollar = 100 pennies
Pennies are like Satoshis (sats) in Bitcoin

Each Bitcoin is divisible down to eight decimal places, which means that a single satoshi is equal to one-hundredth millionth of a Bitcoin. To put it another way, 100 million Satoshis make up one Bitcoin.

If you think you are ever going to buy an entire Bitcoin for $50 bucks you need to go climb in a goddamn time machine. BTC isn't going to go below 10k ever again. You missed out.

You are either one of the most clueless people I know or a great troll. Do your goddam homework dude.

Just get a fucking Coinbase account. and buy as much crypto as you want to risk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:11:08 2021 No.30020953 >>30020822 just stop retard, you dont understand what's going on here.

Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:11:19 2021 No.30020966

O.k., I'm going to bed. I cannot say I am disappointed to not have a BTC for $50, this seems like a lot of work and worrying. I am going to enjoy a nice restful sleep before going to work tomorrow. Perhaps I will be on tomorrow guys with a different offer. Later!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:18:14 2021 No.30021331 >>30020966 Hey before you go to bed, can we talk about your extended warranty? We've been trying to reach you

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:21:51 2021 No.30021516 >>30020822 You need to go back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:43:18 2021 No.30022643 >>30020822 seethe more

Anonymous Mon Mar 1 22:54:10 2021 No.30023199
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>>30020966

My son loaded some bit coins on my computer and I would be happy to sell them to you for $50 EACH. You will have to cover the additional postage costs for the hard drive (around $10).

I will ask the webmaster to forward you my details so that we can arrange the wire transfer.

Best Regards,
Kenneth

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