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*tink tink tink*

Gentleman gentleman, please gather around.
I have an announcement to make

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>>30008173
Go ahead kind gentleman

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Yes, good sir? What is it?

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take it away sir

>> No.30008600

>>30008173
>*tink tink tink*
>Gentleman gentleman, please gather around.
>I have an announcement to make
The floor is yours.

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Regarding the ONE/Visa news I imagine old bean?

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Yes, good sir?

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>>30008173
y-yes oni-chan? uwu

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Do go on...kind sir

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Hope I'm not late gentlement

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>>30008173

What'll it be there feller

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brb gonna take a shit and snort some coke in the gents

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yes sir. i am waiting sir

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>>30008173
Let’s hear what this gentleman has to say, everyone.

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Thank you all for coming.

I will begin my announcement shortly.

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Go on please...

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More champagne for what can only be a based announcement.

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LET THE PEEPEE HIT THE POO
LET THE PEEPEE HIT THE POO
LET THE PEEPEE HIT THE POO
LET THE PEEPEE HIT THE
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>30008173
I am all ears, kind sir

>> No.30009114

>announcement bait

never fails to waste everyone's time. A pajeet shill thread died for this.

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*UHM UHM*

>FUCK JANNIES

>FUCK KIKES

>FUCK TOWEL HEADS

>FUCK CHINKS

AND FINALLY

>FUCK NIGGERS

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>>30009135

>> No.30009251

>>30009135
based

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>>30009135

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distinguished gentry of /biz/, this is a reminder that it is your patriotic duty to leave the toilets covered in shit
without your economically stimulating bowel movements these janitors would be out of a job!

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>>30009135
that was too quick
didn't even have time to get excited

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>>30009135
Based

>> No.30009368

>>30009135
based

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>>30009070
The entertainment tonight is exquisite!
I wonder how he managed to get us all a reservation at this place? And the best table in the venue at that!

>> No.30009427

>>30009369
>I wonder how he managed to get us all a reservation at this place? And the best table in the venue at that!
he bought monero at $200

>> No.30009468

>>30009135
Based

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>>30009135
Wow, OP, I've never thought of things like that before, truly you have opened my eyes.

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Thank you all for being present gentleman, but if you tought the show was over you are fortunately wrong.

My next event will be even better, please come closer.

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>>30008173
PEEPEEPOOPOOPEEPEEPOOPOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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>>30009546
encore! encore! encore! encore! encore! encore!

>> No.30009677

>>30009135
Based

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>>30009135
>spared the tr*n*ys
A most based gentlemen indeed!
I hope your cheese multiples by a thousand and some more!

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>>30009546
I brough my can of beans for this. I am hoping for a good display.

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>>30009135
Basado

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>>30009135
Based

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>>30008173
I hope I made it on time, I am sure the announcement is of utmost importance

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>>30009546
Go for it, OP, I feel like you had more to say anyway.

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>>30009135
Yer alroight bruv

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Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm one-hundred-percent nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm two-hundred-percent nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
Why do police hate niggas?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
They hate us 'cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
Why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
'Cause I'm a motherfucking nigga
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
Why you drink so much beer?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I don't drink beer; I drink malt liquor

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>>30009135
How will the jannies ever recover from this?

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>>30009135
>i missed the announcement

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>>30009546
Oh I am anxiously awaiting OP

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>>30009871
Ay AY! Whatcha doin waving that thing around for! PUT that toy down and nobody gets hurt! Capiche?

>> No.30010111

>>30009546
inhaled my dimethyltryptamine
>my body is ready

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>>30009546
Thank you, good sir. I missed the first announcement but I’m really looking forward to this one.

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>>30009546

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>>30010111
forgot the fucking selfie

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Our last act before OP returns.

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>>30009546
>hi miss I seem to be lost do you know where the very important announcement is being held

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I hope I'm not too late, sirs

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As you can see the Jannies are after me, so I will have to be quick.

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>>30008173

Go on now.

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>>30009135

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>>30010108

You don't point your gun at people when you're talking to them to show them that all your attention is on them? Anyway, quit distracting OP.

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>>30009135
very nice

>> No.30010664

>>30010337
Please be safe OP, we are anxiously waiting

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>>30010485
>You don't point your gun at people when you're talking to them

I GUESS I AM NOW.
Drop it. Or you’ll end up in the bear stew they’re serving tonight!

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Based, indeed. But what of good Solonius?

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My, the opening acts they hire for my announcements have improved, I must say. Do continue good sir; this is a most diverting warm-up.

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>>30010698
Heh, you're going to have to shoot me, cause these are guns I literally can't drop.

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>>30008173
I'm listening

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Thank you all for your patience gentleman. And now, for my last announcement:

>FUCK COONS

>FUCK PORCH MONKEYS

>FUCK THE IRS

>FUCK ZIPPER HEADS

>FUCK SAND NIGGERS

>FUCK SPICS

>FUCK KIKES

>FUCK BEANERS

>FUCK THE GOOKS

>FUCK BILL CLINTON

>FUCK FAGGOTS

AND FINALLYYYYY

>FUCK JANNIES

Thank you all for coming

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>>30011257

DANGEROUSLY BASED OP

>> No.30011587

>>30011257
Very good sir, very good. A tasteful beginning.

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>>30011257
I am definitely NOT dissapointed, thank you kind sir

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>>30011257
BASED

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>>30011257
Uhh, based department?

You forgot trannies though.

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>>30011257
excellent post my good sir

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>>30009135
HERE HERE

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>>30009135
I'd say... normally jannies comes last... how unconventional... yes quite

>> No.30013059

>>30009355
at least u can be excited for your dubs... here have a (you)

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>>30012181
Transphobes will get what they all ducking deserve.

>> No.30013253

>>30009135
YES YES WELL DONE PEPE
HOWEVER THESE DUBS REVERSE YOUE CURSE