/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30004490
can i have sex with you?

>>30004490
I could literally get more valuable information by asking a class of high school students.

>>30004490
what do you study?
are you legit?
can I ask you questions?

I don't care that you were too dumb to major in economics.

>>30004630
>I could literally get more valuable information by asking a class of high school students.

Nice bait

>>30004621
If you're an 8/10 female or above then sure ;)

>>30004490
do you go to a top10 university?

>>30004490
How gay are you, your classmates, friends, and professors?

>>30004490
Where does interest expense belong on the CFS

>>30004490
why the fuck i ask a student anything? You don't know shit, this is why you a student.

>>30004692
I study finance and yeah im legit ask me anything

>>30004713
Yeah, I'm so dumb I chose not to study a highly abstract and theoretical field where you get paid literally dogshit.

I'm so dumb for choosing the avenue that will make me as extremely rich for as least amount of work

>>30004490
IS THE SQUIZ SQOUZILLED?

>>30004490
What value will you provide a company when you leave school? Or is that an unknown.

>>30004490
>Business University Student Anything
How does it feel to be scammed?

>>30004621
THIS

>>30004490
WHY I BUY CHAINLINK AT 35 AND NUMBER ONLY GO DOWN

>>30004490
business major, kek

>>30004490
how does it feel to waste money on a meme degree?

>>30004490
I can ask anything?

That's my only question, all others I don't care what your opinion is.

>>30004490
name one business skill you actually possess

>>30004490
How does it feel having an iq <120 and not knowing linear algebra or calculus?

>>30004737
Yep

>>30004759
Me and my bros don't really like gays but there's some gay students.

>>30004787
I don't know what an CFS is. Interest expense should go on the income statement.

>>30004790
>why the fuck i ask a student anything? You don't know shit, this is why you a student

Because you'll want to learn something from your betters?

and what do you mean this is why im a student? I already know everything here. I'm just here so i can get the degree and become rich as fuck.

>>30004787
i know youre looking it up because youre taking to long.

answer the question

>>30004798
>Yeah, I'm so dumb I chose not to study a highly abstract and theoretical field
yes. Cope harder brainlet.

>>30004798
Are you a Legit Business University Student?

>>30004730
Not bait. The only people in university dumber than business students are in arts/humanities.

>>30004490
What major did you give up on before transferring to business

>>30004904
cash flow statement you dork. youre a finance major?

>>30004490
Why are you such a faggot?

>>30004833
I'll be an investment banker and hopefully make a shit ton of money for my firm. That or Private Equity.

>>30004836
>Having your dad pay for you to chill with some guys for 4 years, join a frat, hook up with some hot girls, get drunk on weekends, vape, snort shit, have fun, make memories, etc.... then graduate and work on Wallstreet raking in BANK, living a life of literal hedonism

>scam

Pick one and only one faggot.

>>30004490
My dad has an mba and a PhD in actuarial science. I currently made during the bullrun more than he’s ever made in any year of his entier life, and I am unironically a fashion student.

>>30004490
How does it make you feel that a college dropout who works at McDonald's will make more money than you ever will by buying internet funny money?

Do you use 2ply or 3ply?

>>30004490
funny how you gotta ask for questions to prove your degree, rather than saying anything remotely intelligent

>>30004490
No one gives a shit what some retarded zoomer faggot thinks. Did you really think you were some kind of authority here?

>>30004879
>waste money

My dad is paying

>meme degree

Yeah because a piece of paper that lets you work at BlackRock and make 300K a year and get multiple stock options is a meme, ok buddy.

>>30004888
I know people (my dad) who knows people who can get me a job. That's literally the only skill that matters lol.

>>30004894
How does it feel making dogshit salary and spending your college days staring at mathematical formulas while business students are hooking up with sorority girls and will still make 2x as much as you?

>>30004955
>students are in arts/humanities.
Even then, only *some* of the arts/humanities students are dumber. Business departments literally only exist because companies shell out enough donations to schools. They have no reason to be present in academia.

>>30005014
Is crypto a bubble? Also, would you say you see more good financial advice on /biz/ than bad?

>>30004995
Oh yeah i know cash flow statement, didn't know it was called CFS.

But yeah interest expense goes under financing activities or operational activities depending on the nature of the business.

>>30005024
I don't think you know how much i stand to inherit lol.

>>30004798
>As extremely rich for as least amount of work

KEK, take an English class while you're at it anon

>>30004955
Science students are dumb, eng students are dumb, law students are dumb.

If they were so smart they'd go into finance and make 5x what they'd make in their respected field.

>>30005014
>I'll be an investment banker
Good luck, that's a tough nut to crack. My friend's dad did that and he made a shit ton of cash but had to leave due to the stress. That or the fact he got cancer did him in. I didn't pry to hard.

>>30004490
Where do you see investors held stocks on balance sheet?

> be me
> not prime Chico

>>30005152
>Is crypto a bubble

No, it's a hard asset like Gold that will rise with inflation and with the M2 Money supply with worst case scenario.

>lso, would you say you see more good financial advice on /biz/ than bad?

It's about 50% good 50% bad, making it totally useless.

>>30005232
I'm drunk right now so i don't give a fuck about spelling.

>>30005131
kek
I dropped out of business school
now I only trade and make more than anyone at those fancy corporations (slave pits)
good luck anon you will come to this realization someday

>>30005291
My dads friend has a job lined up for me in it.

>>30005311
Investor held stocks aren't on the balance sheet, unless you're referring to "common stock" but that's quite unrelated, that just shows the total inflow of capital into the company via issuing shares.

>>30005285
Cope, bud.

>>30005209
you saved yourself. Next Question

what is the difference between an operating lease and a capital lease?

>>30005131
>Yeah because a piece of paper that lets you work at BlackRock and make 300K a year and get multiple stock options is a mem
Most of you will do nothing of the sort. Your daddy is paying for you to be in the equivalent of adult daycare. If you get into that job, it was due to your connections, not your schooling. You are barely more respectable than Womens studies and critical theory.
I would also note that at your age, you are a baby. One day you will look back on this attitude of yours and cringe with embarrassment. There are other children on this board who will take you seriously for the time being though, so enjoy that while you can.
Also stop using Reddit spacing you colossal homo.

is it worth getting into finance?
cant be fucked waging my whole life but want money

>>30004904
>you'll want to learn something from your betters?
Get a load of this NEEERD OMG LMAO! He thinks he's a big boy now? lol! LMAO!

>>30005399
Even if you become the richest person in the world, you're still a slave to your computer and to your memecoins.

You won't have any status, any respect. Important people will never see you as one of them. Girls won't like you, you'll never be invited to CNN as an expert. You'll be a nobody with a ton of money alone.

An indebted intern on Wallstreet is literally higher than you.

>>30004955
>arts/humanities.
It's actually spelled tards and subhumanities.

>>30005489
>you'll never be invited to CNN as an expert

>>30005430
Look up the salary that science people make.

It's dog shit.

>>30005444
>ost of you will do nothing of the sort. Your daddy is paying for you to be in the equivalent of adult daycare. If you get into that job, it was due to your connections, not your schooling. You are barely more respectable than Womens studies and critical theory.

I take that as a compliment.

Because i come from a real family I can do whatever I want and still make it. What you wrote indicates to me you come from white trash.

>"NOOO YOU CANT JUST LIVE A GOOD LIFE BECASUSE YOUR ANCESTROS WERE SMART! STUDY 24/7 ADVANCED MATH LIKE ME TO MAKE A SHITTY SALARY"

>>30004798
>Average hours in IBD 80-100h/wk
>least amount of work

KYS faggot

t. ex-GS, now prop trading making three times as much as any ppt monkey while working 50h weeks

>>30004490
if your moms has 4 cum loads in her and your dad ate 7 already, how many blacks came in ur mom?

>>30005447
IF you don't have connections it's totally worthless.

You'll never get a job in your life.

>>30004490
Business is generally considered to bo a collection of the most retarded of the university students. So how bad it is for you?

>>30005560
Oh my goodness you absolute baby. Your post is a pungent cocktail of insecurity and low IQ. I take back what I said about you growing up, it might not happen. Pray that it doesn't.

>>30004490
What's it like being utterly unemployable?

>>30005556
My point is you'll hang around white trash/ your whole life.

This is why populists like Trump and Portnoy are always so inssecure, they'll never be accepted by the establishment figures they try to take down, and they know those people are better.

>>30005589
They said they'd give me an easier position where i just talk to people. It's my dads best friend's firm that he owns 100% of. They'll let me do what i want.

>>30005627
>retarded university students

LOL, yeah they're so stupid for going into a degree where they get to party and hook up with girls for 4 years and come out making 300K, rather than slave for four years studying formulas only to make 150K a year at some shitty tech firm.

>>30004490
why do you think this makes you special?
t. MBA

>>30005489

>"i have so much status, i got invited on CNN! babe omg can u believe it?!"

>ignores his "gf" getting brutally fucked in the background

>>30005700
>Low IQ

Yeah, im low IQ for getting apes to work for me instead of actually having to work.

It's clear that you're trash, you're not smart so you won't ever have a shot at working for a smart person. You're just going to bitch here your whole life.

>>30005724
>unemployable

I already have a job lined up, and even if I didn't, my dad gives me money every month i can just live off.

>>30005489
anon do you realize you will never get any of these desires from working at a corporation as an employee
the important people that you talk about are rich and have their own business ventures/ political campaings/charities
a business degree and climbing the corporate ladder is not the path to these things

>>30004692
KEK

fuck me what a larp.

enjoy your fantasy, wagie

>>30005808
>getting to rub elbows with the most powerful people on the planet is no big deal

Also even if i had a gf who cheated on me, with money you can dump her a fuck a way hotter hooker.

https://www.nyelitemodelclub.com/

These are the girls investment bankers on Wallstreet get, look at them. They're a shit ton of money but for wallstreet guys it's basically nothing.

>>30005285
lol this makes me laugh, I am a physicist, I do it because it's fun and cutting edge and I make money in crypto at home, I could quit my job and my income would go up by a factor of 10x if I spent the same amount of time trading as I do working in the lab and, admittedly, doing fucking awful paper work etc. But physics is way more fun than finance, the people aren't scummy backstabbers, everyone works together, and you get to add value to the world. Yeah, academia pays absolutely terribly, it's fucking disgraceful really, but when I started out doing hobby trading and investing etc, finding good advice was basically impossible, in physics I can email a guy I've never met on the other side of the planet about his latest paper and he will send me a 1000 word essay in response just because he loves his work.

Science has a different TIER of people. Finance attracts scum

>>30005770
>My point is you'll hang around white trash/ your whole life.
>This is why populists like Trump and Portnoy are always so inssecure
wow you are smart

>>30005885
>the important people that you talk about are rich and have their own business ventures/ political campaings/charities

No one gets respect or status from owning a business because the only respectable/prestigious businesses in the modern era are publically owned companies like Goldman Sachs and J.P Morgan.

Small businessmen are viewed as trash by everyone except the community they operate in. THey are not part of the "establishment" by any stretch of the imagination.

>>30004490
If you walk around in London looking like the faggot in your pic, i will honestly drag you in an alley way and beat the fuck out of you. Consider it a warning nonce.

>>30005959
>These are the girls investment bankers on Wallstreet get
lol can't they get real girlfriends why do they need to pay for sex that's literally the most cuckold thing to do for a male

>>30005770
>easier position where i just talk to people

not sure if you should be proud of that bud, looking at pretty bad exit opportunities if you're not gonna do any live deal work, but tbf we're talking about some shitty boutique firm with literal 0 dealflow.

enjoy the easy way in life, too bad your life will probably amount to nothing and you will perpetually live in the shadow of your father, wouldn't it be nice to achieve something on your own.

(Also nice larp faggot)

>>30005131
I fucked a blackrock exec's trophy wife a couple of years ago. Maybe I fucked your mom kid.

>>30005939
Enjoy not having a job

>>30005993
>Physics is more fun than finannce

No it's not, it's shit and its boring as hell

>Science has a different TIER of people. Finance attracts scum

LOL, im proud scum because i view myself so much higher than everyone else.

And no you wouldn't make 10x more money at home, massive cope, you're GAMBLING on shitcoins, that's it.

>>30006025
Yeah sure buddy, a white trash who wants to sarcastically mock me will totally pretend

>>30006058
Because real girlfriends only want super attractive guys. Yeah we can't get them but neither can you.

In real life girls go for actors and athletes and musicians, not wallstreet guys and certainly not """"crypto traders""""

>>30004490
What kind of guy are you? A normie, an introvert extrovert? I am thinking of studying finance or some economics related engineering major next year, don't know yet what I should get but I am pretty awkward socially and if everyone in finance are like the cool guys normies in high school who are extroverted like shit then I don't know.

Also since your skills are not that important, can introverted people do that well because it's more about how well you can market yourself to get a job, right?

>>30005770
Yeah. Retards thinking that they make big bucks right out of the university. Just saying that 1-2% of your class will ever make it, others just end up staring the same cubicle day after day.

God this thread is gold thanks for the keks OP

>>30006051
Chico is the hottest guy in the world, or one of them, you're clearly jealous.

>>30006104
>shitty boutique

Yeah it's called an investment bank, it's called being a member of the modern royal class.

>0 dealflow

Don't give a fuck im still getting paid.

>enjoy the easy way in life, too bad your life will probably amount to nothing and you will perpetually live in the shadow of your father, wouldn't it be nice to achieve something on your own.

I'll fuck more women then he ever did. He only fucked my mom and one other woman, i'll be like Belfort.

>>30005993
>>30005285
Oh yeah and I just want to emphasise once more what little value people in finance actually add to the world. The modern financial system is an overly engineered masturbatory exercise in abstraction, and the end result is people take money from others and then think their job is important. Imagine that LMAO. They are basically leeches on society. Meanwhile scientists actually create progress, discover things, create things. I would like to see someone in finance create anything other than an economic crisis

>>30005341
why do you drink on monday night home alone shouldn't you be studying hard and filling job applications and stuff since you are in an elite school?

>>30006148
>enjoy not having a job

I do.

>>30006148
>Yeah sure buddy, a white trash who wants to sarcastically mock me will totally pretend
ok mr wolf of wallstreet (badass btw) (drugs r cool) please give me more insight into this world, esp cool political commentary

>>30006226
If you don't have connections or come from a wealthy family don't bother you'll never get a job.

No one gets jobs in finance without having family already in it.

And i have aspergers it's not a big deal since i know people.

>>30006237
Yeah and my dad already has gotten me a job making a shit ton of money

Plus i'll inherit a ton anyway so i can just live off that.

>>30006215
but money is a big factor bro and are you saying the most successful people in finance are ugly aspergers? And if so that's only good maybe I would have a chance there

>>30006280
>i'll be like Belfort.
fucking hell man, lol i knew it

>>30006385
Well I'm not from the states I am from Finland so I don't think your family background is that critical

>>30006301
>The modern financial system is an overly engineered masturbatory exercise in abstraction, and the end result is people take money from others and then think their job is important. Imagine that LMAO.

LMAO thank you! That's a compliment.

Imagine being so important you can add NOTHING to the world, have people serve you, channel resources to you, respect you like a God, consider you a genius, and the media sucks your dick. That's the epitome of superiority

>They are basically leeches on society. Meanwhile scientists actually create progress, discover things, create things. I would like to see someone in finance create anything other than an economic crisis

Yeah so in other words your slaves, you're our bitch. We finance guys get to enjoy the fruits of your labor, meanwhile we just take from you.

Enjoy getting up early to make my life better.

>>30005770
>This is why populists like Trump and Portnoy are always so inssecure
and stop mocking my idol right there, little boy

>>30006280
Investment Bankers are literally the least respected people in finance, it's just the bootcamp to weed out the weak for PE and HF recruiting. Your little shitty boutique firm doesn't even qualify for royal class status within the investment banking industry, the fact that you're going there means you've failed to recruit to any place reputable.

Anyone that stays past 2 years is most likely retarded and couldn't land a better job.

You would know this if you truly were a finance major at a top 10 university, so again kys larping faggot.

>>30006148
>you're gambling

Damn you zoomers are dumb as shit. I don't gamble, I read whitepapers all day (in the office - for physics, and at home - for crypto) and put my money in coins with massive potential, and then I swing trade daily charts. If I was gambling I wouldn't have been able to have such a consistently high strike rate in my trading, I literally take and plot data on all my trading activity and treat it like an experiment, identify my weaknesses, and improve.

It's like saying someone who clears a pool table time after time is just "gambling with a pool cue". What a dumb zoomer, I've been doing this for years. I could literally retire and I'm in my thirties. Imagine just making money all your life and never contributing to anything though lmao

>>30006035
I wasn't talking about small businesses
I am saying that you need to offer something more if you want to be in high circles
building a network on an ivy league level could be a good start
but business school--> job that's just basically eternal slavery

>>30006304
>why do you drink on monday night home alone

I'm currently messaging girls looking for someone to hook up, I get drunk so it's easier to message them.

> shouldn't you be studying hard and filling job applications

I barely study and i just do shit on my work, i don't care

>d filling job applications and stuff since you are in an elite school?

Already got a job lined up.

>>30006339
Due to the fundamental nature of money printing and perpetually increasing money supply, STOCKS only go up, real estate ONLY GOES UP and CRYPTO ONLY GOES UP

DEbt only goes down.

Use this how you like

>>30006443
I don't know about Finland but I know in Canada it's exactly the same.

>>30006389
>but money is a big factor bro and are you saying the most successful people in finance are ugly aspergers? A

It's not, i have money and girls don't give a fuck. That's why i want to use really high tier escorts

>And if so that's only good maybe I would have a chance there

Again you need connections man

>>30006454
>Enjoy getting up early to make my life better.

I actually do enjoy it, thoroughly, especially when I get to publish papers and speak at conferences and meet Nobel prize winners, it's so much fun. Only downside is the faggot ass zoomer university students like yourself that I have to babysit.

>>30005959
>https://www.nyelitemodelclub.com/
tfw they are all fucking taller than me

very hot tho

>>30006443
You should either go for Aalto Finance or Tuta or alternatively Hanken, for pretty much guaranteed top 1% earnings. You can definitely make it if you're introverted. In Finland having a good GPA, and some relevant experience on your CV is the way you get into interviews.

TBF I'd rather go for tuta if I were you, gives you similar opportunities in finance but has much more wide opportunities elsewhere and much smarter classmates. (This is only Aalto though, all of the other schools are literal dogshit)

>>30006515
>Investment Bankers are literally the least respected people in finance, it's just the bootcamp to weed out the weak for PE and HF recruiting. Your little shitty boutique firm doesn't even qualify for royal class status within the investment banking industry, the fact that you're going there means you've failed to recruit to any place reputable.

You're massively retarded.

Getting into investment banking basically means your a God. I'm the only person in my class besides two other guys that got into IB and we go to an Ivy League school. If you can get into IB it means you're already a God, so anything above that is just bonus at this point.

>Anyone that stays past 2 years is most likely retarded and couldn't land a better job.

Again, if you even get interviews at investment banks, you've made it. Most people i know don't even get interviews.

>>30006385
>Plus i'll inherit a ton anyway so i can just live off that.
Yeah nice, here is the truth if you are not larping. You are a soulless parasite. You never needed to work hard for anything in life because your parents did it for you. You have no personality and have no perception of the real world as it stands. Truth is no matter what you say in response to this your wealth has made you a failure in the eyes of God. Seek repentance and stop thinking about your own greed. Good luck anon.

I am a business school student and all I can say is these people are fucking morons. All my professors are dopey old men who know nothing. George W. Bush went to business school it's where you go to get a degree that sounds impressive but is easy to get.

>>30006521
Holy shit this cope.

Imagine wasting your life working for other people like me while i mock you and spit at you for being dumb. Thats your life as a scientist, whatever you discover, people like me will enjoy it, invest and profit off it, and then laugh at you.

>>30006529
If you have a job in finance in todays world you basically are already royal class.

>>30006686
Thanks bro

>>30006666
>https://www.nyelitemodelclub.com/

Do you get to fuck girls like this though? This is average on Wallstreet for these guys

>>30006722
This is a massive lie.

Unless you know people who are in EXEC positions in these companies

>>30006742
You're a non-target faggot. Ivy's send literally hundreds of students to IB every single year, either that or you're a cornell/darthmouth/brown tier faggot. (In reality you're probably studying in Ivey (since you're a canuck), which again sends way more than 1-2 people to finance per year.


again kys faggot

>>30004490
Like you’ve learned anything in fucking school. Bitch go out and hustle and make that money.

>>30006722
>Tuta
No chance you need 3 Laudaturs for that I have at maximum one.

Finance could be but I heard you need like 4.8 GPA first year to get into the finance program and the other programs are utter dogshit.

>for pretty much guaranteed top 1% earnings
Sure about this? Aren't the starting salaries for even Tuta graduates like 4-5k at maximum? Also have you heard about the Real estate economics engineering degree that sounds interesting. In the US the RE graduates get pretty much same salaries than IB graduates so that could be a loophole

>>30006835
The enjoyment comes from the discovery retard, you would know this feeling if you had ever discovered or created anything. Smoothbrain/Low IQ problems I guess

>>30006796
The difference is i actually understand the world. I have knowledge, i know how shit works.

You have faulty worldviews and come from a family of plebs.

>>30006798
Im a finance/CS major and i agree with this statment.

>this entire thread
holy fuck who knew some dumbass college kid that watched wolf of wall street could trigger biz so hard

>>30006958
>i like discovering shit for other people to take advantage of

Imagine being this low IQ, you are a proud slave.

Your white trash family must be proud they have a labcoat in their mist.

>>30006929
No one will hire you without that degree tho.

>>30006835
okay anon I hope you make it
I personally couldn't stand the corporate life but you might like it

>>30007012
Lol same I am a finance major and I just want to make it and be a landlord this shit is just something to do

>>30006906
I got to Cornell actually actually

And again, no one gets into fina

>>30006385
I am going to assume that you really don't have a real idea of wealth and you associate it with things that middle classes consider wealthy. Just stay ignorant and you'll eventually be happy.

>>30006941
Guaranteed if you try to maximize earnings. Most people in Aalto are content with working 37.5 hours and getting 50k a year.

A! finance has around 100k average earnings 5 years post grad, so if you want to maximize earnings that's your place.

Finance GPA cut-off is more like 4.5, i'd still go for that rather than REE, since the other is much more specific in Finland, besides the bachelors matters very little in the grand scheme of things, if you wanna do REE the masters programme will be open for you after bachelors. /opiskelu/ has much better info on this though.

If you really want to make bank, do your undergrad in aalto and go to London or europe to do masters to try to recruit to London jobs.

>>30006280
I don't give a fuck who Chico is but Chico reminds me of a limp wristed little cunt that annoyed the fuck out of me and is now missing two teeth. If you or kike-O get within 100 yards of a London pub they'll fish you out the muddy river you arrogant twat. Be warned and stay in fagland.

>>30007106
Ok dude, keep on coping about your shitty boutique job. I had plenty of Cornell students during my intern at GS.

Also Cornell is nowhere near top10, especially for a finance major.

kys

>>30007236
>A! finance has around 100k average earnings 5 years post grad
But is that for sub-human slave weekly hours? Like over 60 hours?

I am not sure yet, the beauty of our tax system guranatees there is not a huge difference in net pay whether you earn a 100k or 70k a year. My goal is to just accumulate some capital (maybe around half a million) and start a business of some sort. I have been thinking about doing own real estate developments but in Finland the development sector is so restricted and mostly only big corporations get to build them.

I can't imagine working for someone else at 35 years old. Anyway If I got rich in the next 2 years off my shitcoin investments I would probably just skip university

>>30006443
As an insider to a finance sector in that particular country I must warn you that for every open position there is 100 cocksuckers with more experience in cocksucking applying. Without any real skill you'll end up in shit groups bending over and under, while sucking executive cock.

>>30006963

As someone who went top a T3 business school, it's safe to say that ~70% are posers (with arrogant attitudes) like yourself. You don't have shit figured out yet. But that's okay.

If you want to slave away in IB or PE, go right ahead. It sucked the soul out of everyone I knew. Yea, you'll make some decent money but you can make just as much in other industries.

>>30007622
That's what I fear. I have almost only heard horror stories from ppl with finance careers. But engineers have such a shitty salary especially here. Hard to decide at all. Maybe I'll do like McAfee and study math and do some crazy startups who knows. But you don't get rich as an employee I think that's what many finance students forget. So much effort for little

>>30007355
>>30007106

Imagine a hotel management school-turned business school is immediately T10. Good lord.

>>30007583
tunnistajat tunnistaa

>>30004798
>least amount of work
anon...

>>30007355
>shitty
>job in finance

Pick one

Again, if you have a job in finance in 2021 you're a God, doesn't matter what it is

Plus you come from a shitty white trash family who probably couldn't even donate you into an Ivy League school

>>30007847
Eipä ollu :D ja huutista 100k nyt ihan naperosumma 300k pitäs olla alhasimpienkin laskujen mukaan kasassa 30veenä ja sekin vaan sillä että wagecuckailee 5-6k palkalla ja elää kituen sijottaen kaiken. Jos gamblaan kryptoihin vaikka koko opintolainan niin mahdollisuudet ties mihin asti

>>30007623
Name a single other industry where you will make as much in IB or PE

>>30007948
He comes from a god-tier finnish-aryan ethnicity watch you words mutt

>>30008009
>imagine still thinking you make the most money working as an employee not as a business owner
Is this kindergarten or not?

OP is a man child faggot

>>30007948
Are you WASP or Jewish

>>30004798
Do you really think getting a piece of paper will make you an elite? Unless you are in the same frat as George Bush's grandson its not happening.

>>30008114
Jewish

>>30007774
Here is the secret: Degrees matter little. Get a one. Finance employs both slaves and those that have talents, develop some e.g. be good with numbers and you cannot be replaced. Most of finance slaves are brutes that had high GPA and zero talents when applying and through cocksucking they'll eventually gain some prestige and may land a middle management job in their forties. Engineers have shit starting salary, but learning curve to 100k salaries is much more approachable.

>>30008201
>do you think having a piece of paper makes you an elite

Yes, it's how they disguinsih each other

>>30008089
>not understanding agency theory
>not realizing that managers have taken over industry from owners.

>>30008354
>100K salary
>impressive

That's dog shit.

>>30008009

Real estate development.

The fact that you think you need to be in finance to make money shows how narrow minded you are. Fuck, a guy in my section sold his email newsletter for $75 million.

>>30008009
Software engineer at FAANG

>>30008446
Pretty much yeah. For a finn though..

>>30008474
Shill me on this. Should I get a finance degree or a RE economics degree? Which one of them is more about jew cocksucking ablities and which more about talent and intelligence?

>>30008474
>real estate development

IGNORANT

You need to make a shit ton of money to get loans approved from the bank to get into real estate

You need to make a ton of money to get a business loan approved for ANYTHING

Good luck getting the bank to give you a loan for your real estate empire or business loan when you make dogshit.

>>30008506
Yeah but that's like saying "lottery winner"

>>30008318
I could easily tell. My mom is Jewish and her only surviving family member is a high profile law professor. He could probably get me a job if I really asked him but he behaves like a cocksucker. My dads family is what you would consider white trash. They have no connections but they are much better Christian people. I think you suffer from a sentiment which is held by many wealthy Jews and WASP who see the wave of anti white sentiment and wish to detach themselves from whiteness through disparaging the rest of us as white trash.

>>30008578
You don't deal with banks all the time it could be PE companies and other investment institutions. Experienced small time developers don't always have any equity on their project, they still get a so called "sweat equity" of usually 30% from the profit.

>>30008318
Okay just go away I fucking hate jews

>>30008715
>DyJp
>experieced small time develoers

>eexperienced


Exactly, you can't get into this industry unless you're already rich

And how do you get rich? IB

>>30008777
Checked and based

>>30004490
How soft and useless are your hands?

>>30008832
>you can't be a master on the industry right away
again is this kindergarten? You slowly accumulate connections and skills and you can start doing your own deals.

>>30009176
So how do you even start? I get rejected from every job without an interview if i don't have a connection there, and i have a good GPA.

I don't even know how i'd do anything else.

>>30007948
Lmao you are making these guys seethe so much. The cope is unreal. All they want is to be a version of what you want deep down but they are too incompetent/ unlucky.

I’m in a similar position to you and have questions though. 1) I heard cornell was depressing af is that true?
2) are you gunna be working at a boutique firm
3) whats your plan after a couple years of ib

>>30006652
>That's why i want to use really high tier escorts

>>30009743
>i heard cornell was depressing

Well it's shit now with Covid but I didn't find it so, i was in a frat and just partied and hooked up all the time and had a great time.

>are you gunna be working at a boutique firm

Yeah, my dads friend is a boutique firm but I'd like to move to a bigger one after

>hats your plan after a couple years of ib

I want to go as high as i can but i doubt that's happening, im just being a realist. I'd like to go into hedge funds or private equity or something.

>>30009872
Why is that funny?

>>30009934
Post a picture of your wrists

>>30005489
This
>>30005770 Also This
>>30006515
confirmed retard statement. IB is god tier you faggot. You clearly have not read wallstreetplayboys at all. IBs are the biggest chads in finance.

>>30009934
>Why is that funny?
Unironically entertaining the juvenile idée fixe of pithy relationships

>>30004490
What are you going to call your t-shirt company?

>>30008578

You wouldn't have an issue with any of that if you work at a real estate development firm you fucking idiot. yngmi

>>30008568

Glad you asked anon. Go for RE economics if you are serious about entering the space. You'll hear that finance is a big deal to get into development because the standard MO is to spend the first few years as an analyst working on Excel. If you're looking at the big picture, you'll need a _completely_ different skill set to move up.

Just don't go to NRP.

>>30005402
Then it literally does not matter what you are studying, anon.

>>30006521
what do you think of CUDOS?

i want to start investing in ethereum, but i have no money what i do.
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Can't wait for us In Computer Science automate 95% of business bro jobs. Especially accounting and investments. It's already happening. Investment banking jobs are dying.

>>30005841
>I'm smart! My Daddy is rich so I'm smart! You're just trash!
Please anon, tell me about your mother.

Also working at a FAANG is more prestigious than working in New York banking. Tech companies have a greater market value and stock price than investment firms lol.

>>30004490
t. Braindead arrogant 19 year old with no industry experience and not even graduated thinks he has useful information to spread to the world. Holy fucking retard, you know nothing except what your lecturer has raw-dogged down your throat. Wait till you're a big-boy before growing that ego any more.

>>30004490
Take a picture of yourself with timestamp. I bet you won’t do it pussy.