/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30005722
It's like I have a time machine. I can see I to the future seven months to where you've fomod into bad options trade after bad options trade, and now even your grandpa doesn't love you anymore. Amazing.

>>30005722
As many GME 40p April 15th as you can afford. You're going bankrupt or gonna be in 6 figs.

Then take that six figs and put it into a 10x rug

I hate whores

>>30005722
>latina wife

You, sir, truly know the meaning of buy high sell low

>>30005722
If you must go with stocks go with safe dividends and used the compounded income to reinvest.

Buy stocks that will benefit from Covid recovery

Hint: think of what people can't do during lockdown VS what people will do after everything goes back to normal

>>30005722
>latina wife

You, sir, truly know the meaning of buy low earn passive income

>>30005722
WHY the fuck is she cooking the small pot on that giant plate? Waste of energy, the food she's cooking looks shit anyway.

>>30006103
There is no ''going back to normal''.

>>30006103
What kind of stocks are related to clubs, alcohol and whores? Are there European stock related to it?

>>30005722
If not a Larp, you need to know the answer is probably crypto BUT most crypto is absolute dogshit
Not financial advice but go with crypto “blue chips” not even a little kidding if it’s not in the top 20, maybe 100 and you went in you need to seriously ask yourself: Did I stumble on the right thing at the right time when very few others did?
Or would you rather put your precious funds into something substantial

Meanwhile, grow a filter for shitcoins

>>30006262
No anon I want to go all the way for one more year, clubbing and doing drugs all weekend. After that I'll be too old.

>>30005722
All in LTO. Stake it. Enjoy your 5mil + 7% APY in three years.

>>30005722
You should listen to your grandpa but look for newer stuff that is higher risk but hodl worthy. There's plenty of new disruptive technology all the time. Cash is cash, man. Owning a share of a profitable company is way more valuable. Just hodl something like your gramps.

If you legitimately can live without having to tap into that money, then I'd say all in on an early project and sit on it for a moon.

>GET Protocol
All white 25 member team who will literally bankrupt Ticket master with their NFT event ticket system

>RNDR
Already adopted in the CGI field and backed by some big names but somehow flies under every radar until last week

>Tapcoin
Literal normie tier NFT trash, and that's a good thing.

>>30005850
i kek'd hard

>>30005722
Buy midcap. It's not exactly your money because you'll have to tell your grandpa what happened to the money, so you can't exactly lose it all on high risk trades.

>>30005722
Another idea is to buy a sui stack of monero and hodl. It kind of is a crypto blue chip with a market cap that doesn't nearly equate to it's value.

>>30005722
all in avax, retire in 3 years

>>30005722
The woman in the pic looks a lot like my sister.
How can i profit from this?
Also, she is engaged to be married to a alcoholic drug addict.

>>30005722
Do what your grandpa says with that money and start building your own stack to learn and play with.

>>30006627
Monero won't pump as it's a a currency/store of value. This utility is what gives it value however.

>>30005722
ALL IN ON THE NEXT BSC CHINK CASINO MICOCAP RUGPULL MEMECOIN THAT GETS SHILLED ON /biz/

>>30005722
>I'm 23. My grandpa is going to give me $25,000 to start investing with
Privileged faggot

ITT: The ungrateful OP takes $25K from someone, then believes that they have better financial planning skills than the person they took $25K from.
Peak zoomer.

>>30006438
Literally this, for once biz has a good recommendation

>>30005722
The fuck is she doing? Frying up dog food?

>>30005722
Put 3/4 of it in blue chip cryptos, then find some low cap potential moonshots that are legitimate projects (gotta do your own research there bub although I like ORN) and just let it ride.

Do not fuck with it, don’t try and time the market. Taxes and fees can fuck you. Imagine what blue chip cryptos will be doing a couple bull runs from now.

>>30005722
I HATE PRIVILEGED PEOPLE
You fucks get money for free while I actually had to work for it
Saving yourself all the mental torment.
Anyways, grandpa should have given it to you earlier. You could have had literally about 7btc had he given it to you last year this month

>>30006717
Weird i hear btc called the same thing and look at where that went in 10 years.

>>30005722
You could start a business. Gramps would probably be proud even if you failed, and it beats losing your money in a scam. Or you could dyor on Vsp.

>>30006769
Kek this.
>idw do the smart thing i just wanna burn my grandpas money on chinese and paki rug pulls
Anon just go at least half in on link and hold it 10 years for your grandpa's sake.

>>30006895
XMR is what BTC pretends to be though. XMR's privacy characteristics facilitate black market transactions making it a liquid currency, not a speculative asset.

>>30006759
I feel sorry for white people. In my culture families pool money and resources together to help eachother and the next generation out. Im expected to do the same with my kids and grandkids. This whole "hoard money until death" leaving nothing for family is weird for us
>>30006769
I'm not ungrateful or disregarding my grandpas advice, just making a post and seeing all options I have

Ok i'm not going to tell you to invest 25k into $Shib, but at least think about 3k. It's going to eventually compete with Doge and has strong support (almost 10k holders).

>>30005722
My dad actually did almost the exact same thing last month. I put 50% into SOXL, 25% into TQQQ, and the last 25% on meme/schizo plays

>>30007086
Hodl Rubic you stupid spic.

>>30005722
start an all small cap value ETF allocation of AVUV, AVDV, and AVEM

45% target date retirement fund and 55% to small caps

1.5 x age should be the formula to determine when you start transitioning from small cap.

45% VTTSX / 55% AVUV, AVDV, AVEM

invest weekly for the next 40 years and enjoy

Thanks for the advice everybody. I'm gonna sit and think on this for a while before making stupid decisions
>>30007191
I'm an arab

start gradually accumulating dexg

>>30007286

>>30005722
Literally just buy stable coins, beat the s&p with blockfi or another cefi interest ponzi until the depths of the next crypto bear market, and buy btc. You'll do better than probably 80 percent of this board if you do this.

>>30007286
Seriously look at LTO. Check out the LTO threads and do the math. It's the comfiest hold you'll ever find.

>>30007329
Cringe

>>30005722
Built for BBC (Big Black Cock)

>>30006433
poor fucking you.
Thank god this happened so you can't have your fun then.

>>30005722
Invest in a pump and dump scam like rubic and you don't have to worry about the money.

>>30006074
hi im also from the 60s

>>30005722
She will be 200+ pounds in 10 years.

>>30005722

How long do you have to wait for that $25000

The answers change each week until you ask with that money in your actual hands and bank account any advice today could be useless if you get the money two months from now

imo just follow your grandpa's advice with majority of the money
you might split it like 15k into safe blue chips, 5k into something riskier, like >>30006480
and maybe 5k into crypto
or do it 20/3/2, whatever feels right to you
and if you go into crypto, stick to btc/eth
there's a huge chance this is a test. your grandpa wants to see how you'll handle 25k - you can throw it on pokemon coins and MAYBE do x10 with it (you'll just go to 0 with it), this will make you look like a complete fool
or you can show that you are responsible adult (at least in his eyes) that understands risk
this can be the diffirence between you getting a nice inheritance (because grandpa will know that you can manage it) and not getting anything at all (because grandpa will know that you are a dumbass that will just waste it all)

>>30007487
Nigger

Long profitable and undervaluated companies + short the market. Do it with ATM options spreads. A bull spread for companies, a bear spread for market.

Simple like that. You can manage to have 10-30% return per trade, and if lucky enough to have your company overbeating the market you can earn 100%.

>>30005722

Buy 1k in Monero if you get your money before it hits 250 a xoin

>>30006882
I'm not denying that I'm privileged bro, I'm appreciative of what I have. My grandparents are immigrants and built and upper middle class lifestyle through hard work at a level ill never match. I just graduated college and started working my first job so my grandpa thinks I'm ready to start building up a cushion. I have family members that got into drugs and partying doing nothing with their lives and will get nothing

>>30006069
Underrated kek

>>30005722

Tesla stock if you can get it under 700 a share then sell at 800

Mcdonalds stock if you can get it under 200 a share and sell at 210

>>30005722
What kind of meat is that? It looks disgusting.

In the off chance this is real. Put 20k away in 3 stocks YOU are 100% certain they'll be around in 30 years; ie some airlines grocery stores your fav bank bank or tech. Doesnt matter aslong as its clear its "safe". Spend 2k on something with your grandpa. Unless you are rich and grandpa had 40 grandkids this experience will stay with you forever and it will be a highlight for him cause he clearly loves you. Put the remaining in random crypto.

>>30005722
>retire at 30
Just need a 200x in 7 years with your $25k

LAZYNIGGERCOINFINANCE.COM
Is growing organically atm

>>30007873
Sorry skirt steak is too exotic for your tendy pallet

>>30007086
>tfw brazilian
>tfw father $10 million net worth
>used to pay me $1000/month to work for him

I quit and now am making 8x that with online marketing KEK
still feels bad to not have his help

>>30007928
he said he wants to retire at 30 not 60 you fucking boomer safeboi faggot. op go 40% eth, 20% btc, 40% link

>>30007204
[spoiler]kek[\spoiler]

>>30008780
[Spoiler]kek[\spoiler]

>>30008780
The fuck are you tryna do

>>30008273
What kind of online marketing?
Selling courses?

>>30007132
do not do this lmao

>>30006259
It looks revolting. Dog food or something

>>30009006
suck my dick faggot

>>30005722
>10% into BTC
>15% into diversified alt-coins (GRT, LINK, RBC)
>25% into Oil (short term)
>25% into SOXL
>25% into Chinese Stock

>>30005722

Don't do anything stupid with this money. Do EXACTLY what he would do. Ask for his advice and suck up.

This is a shit test. He is offering similar money to the other grandkids and when he passes he will give more his favorite/the most responsible.

Give him frequent status updates when things go well. He is trying to make sure that his legacy has legs. Remind him frequently.

>>30009020
porn kek

>>30010071
this actually makes sense

>>30010071

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_talents_or_minas

If he is at all religious then this most certainly is his angle.

Invest in a gun
1.kill grandpa
2.get more money
3.???
4.profit!

>>30010071
This makes a lot of sense...as much as I talk about retiring at 30 I'm a pussy and wouldn't do anything to risk disappointing him. I'll probably only take a couple thousand out of it for stupid risk investments
>>30010436
He is a very serious Christian

>>30010686

Fucking CALLED it.

Yeah, go read Matthew 25:14-30 and you will know EXACTLY the game he is playing.

>>30006069
holy shit

>>30010686

I will say you can make some of your own choices, but pick things he would agree with. In the parable the rich man left people to their own devices. He wants to see you making some of the "right" choices on your own, that way he knows you aren't a fish out of water without his guidance.

>>30010686

Going to post again and risk a ban for spam, read Matthew 25:14-30 before you make any investment.

>>30005722
don't listen to biz advice, they are financially savvy but lack wisdom and common sense
there is no point in gamblng when you can be wealthy in a short amount of time investing, without all of the stress

>>30010360
How does that work? Before tumblr banned porn I had hundreds of automated blogs reblogging porn in various niches, filled with horrible ads. Was on track to make thousands per month almost passively with huge follower growth but then they fucking banned most of them

>>30005941
Yes goy buy high IV puts, what will go wrong? You might as well tell him to burn his money

>>30006074
MUR pays dividends like crazy

>>30005722
Your grandpa has 25k to just give you from blue chip investing. Let that sink in.

>>30006368
I just checked this "boom" that we were supposed to have after the weekend dump. The return was something like 20%. Meaning if you put a grand in at the ABSOLUTE lowest dip, you would have only made $200 from waiting a day or two. And all the cryptos are still slowly sinking rn, but definitely rocketing down overtime. Like there's going to be a huge crypto crash that floors literally everyone's investments overtime. Check "All time" charts for the coins. Keep in mind, the altcoins are definitely showing this trend, BTC/ETH is still unpredictable.


Tl;dr: Poorfags beware of this market.

>>30011252
based

>>30008273
What's 1000 favelabux in real money?

>>30011976
He's using $ which means dollars, homie.

>>30012245
Yeah but I meant like in USD.

>>30006069
Lmao

>>30005722
Latina or Middle Eastern is the Patrician's choice in women.

all in XRP

>>30005722
>ywn marry a fertile Latina who will cook delicious meals for you

>>30012373
latina/middle eastern combo is god tier

>>30006069
kek
underrated as fuck

>>30006259
> sloppa

>>30012543
i saw her without makeup

>>30005722
Put it in BTC, sell most once it hits 100k and hang on to a little for the moonshot past that to 150/200k. Should give you a nice return and help when you finally decide to reinvest it in something.

>>3000572
Invest half in blue chip hodl,

swing trade shit coins with the rest.

don't be retarded and try to spend all 12.5k and swing trade with it.

start with 1k and swing trade 1 thing with that and go from there.

>>30006353
someone make a $BOOZ coin already.

If there are any Christian brothers here I’m in a bad place in my life and in dire straights if anyone can help me you will be saving my life, hopefully someone sees this will know my struggle is very real, thank you brothers and sisters and God bless you all.

0x984382c2c22eDc389c0e5895A58d5e01d551D8D2

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And I’m sorry I just don’t know where to turn anymore and you do seem like good people.

>>30005722
OP I will recommend you follow other anon's advice and ask what your grandpa recommends. He'll likely mention bluechip stocks, but there's one other possibility

Use the money to start your own business.

You can find courses that will teach you how to learn a skill and sell that, and grow that into a business that runs without you. This is the most likely scenario your Gramps is trying to teach you, as most immigrants got wealthy owning their own businesses.

I'd still take 5k and go for some moonshots on crypto though, it's too easy to pick a few and make out like a bandit.

>>30005722
mommy

>get latina wife
>she looks slamming at 18 years old but already ages like spoiled fucking milk the minute she turns 19
>abella status by 21

lol...okay bro...whatever your into...

>>30005722
>latina wife
Spics are gross kys

>>30006069
agreed, asian waifus is where the real value is

>>30005722
Fourth girl with the same face as some fatter chick who hit on me years back. This makeup really makes them look alike

>>30006433
i want to go out and drink / do drugs so bad. been saving some coke for months

>>30013727
certain ones

>>30013946
What the fuck is wrong with this woman

>>30005722
name?

>>30006069
ay caramba

>>30006069
They are voluptuous and great for breeding, and also cook great, I don't see the problem

>>30013946
This is how you breed school shooters.

>>30005722

Latina wife=not gonna help you. What about the 14 man

>>30005722
Crypto, PMs, and (if you’re in the US) a nice rifle with ammo.

>>30005722
Hey op wanna give me $100?

>>30013946
Weak genes on the man's side. My cousin married a chinese girl and she popped out two strong healthy sons who now look more like Lewis Tan

>>30006069

>>30005722

10k mutual fund
10k crypto (not shitcoin)
5k 'blue chip' for your grandpa

Since you have absolutely fuck all idea what you're doing I'd go for BTC + XMR 50/50 or 75/25. Consider 'cost averaging' in over 3-6 months. But if you're on a decent salary chuck it in and start adding 1k month through next entire bull/bear cycle without withdrawing anything.

>>30006069
KEK

>>30010686
Why a Latina wife though? I myself am Latinapilled, but why are you?

>>30015166
>hapa
>healthy males
LOL!

>>30007503
a bunch of ass cheek
notin wrong with it
sssssnnnniiiiiiffffffff

>>30007737
privileged means your parents
stayed married and actually gave a fuck
NEVER,NEVER apologize for that.
Backwards clown world wants to make the
positive look negative
LIVINN IN THE LAST DAYS.

>>30005722
Half Link Half GRT. Guaranteed to minimum triple your money this year. Itd blow your Boomer pop pop's mind.

>>30010436
the point of that parable is that two of the servants went forward and worked with the talents out of love for their master, even though he did not even ask them to bring back a profit, while the other hid his talent out of fear. it’s not necessarily about the quantity of the fruits you bear and return, but doing so out of love

>>30006882
>poor me im a faggot, everyone needs to struggle like me.
shut your faggot self up

>>30010436
>the unprofitable servant shall be cast into outer darkness; there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth
Wow guys I really need to make it, being unprofitable sounds very unpleasant

>>30005722
How does that's a man sound?

>>30005722
Everything in rubic and you'll have a x10 end of year at least

>>30013628
>>30005722
>>30012543
This is more like it, after 21.

>>30006069
fucking KEK

>>30005722
20k into boomer investments to keep him happy

5k on crypto moonshots, if you're any good that $5k will be 100k on no time

>>30006069
BTFO

>>30005722
mamacita wifu

>>30015305
what did he mean by this? there are some cute ones in bottom pic.

>what did he mean by this? there are some cute ones in bottom pic.

>>30019864
LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEBS

>>30006069

>>30012373
>tfw middle eastern gf
feels ok man

>>30016780
SAUCE NOW

>>30005722
If you are considering crypto, he may approve LTO. Most stock like coin out there, used by real businesses and governments. Their usage of the network flows back to stakers, basically like dividends. 7% apy right now, with half the network staked, entirely from transaction fees. And transactions are expected to grow 25% MoM. And it's only a 100mil mc coin.

>>30020731
This one? https://ltonetwork.com/
I always confuse it with LCX. What is the difference between these two?

>>30006069
PUT ME IN THE GOD DAMN SCREEN CAP LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>30007928
>airlines
>groceries
>banks
please don't do this

>>30021135
That's the one. I have no clue what LCX is, but LTOs biggest use-case now is "anchoring" business workflows, for proof of document authenticity (but are expanding into DIDs this year). The team actually has a revenue stream from their software solutions (that easily link legacy systems to the LTO Network) so they don't have to dump their coins on investors to make a living.

The ATH in daily transactions was hit last week, 125k, making it one of the top 10 most used networks. Clients spent around 950k LTO in transaction fees in February, 270k of which was burned, and the rest went to stakers. As I mentioned, that puts the staking return at about 7% annually, even though it has half of the supply staked right now (136mil LTO, the ATH)

Their biggest name project is going to begin this month, the UN Land Registry. Right now Afghanistan is the first to move their land registry onto LTO, but there is another country following that hasn't been announced yet, and more are expected to follow.

And another big client, SignRequest, was recently acquired by Box, who is used by a lot of fortune 500 companies. They are planning to push their document signing services to their clients this year: https://www.deep-analysis.net/box-acquires-signrequest-our-thoughts/

At only a 100mil marketcap, LTO is severely undervalued

>>30006069
Yes.

>>30006069
imagine being this much of a faggot.

>>30005722
all in BNB

>>30006069
first laugh I had in a whole shitty year

>>30019755
it means 4chan is full of low test weeb pedos.

>>30005722
Yes this is the dream indeed

>>30006882
your parents were too stupid to live in the future and fell for the living in the present meme. Meanwhile chinks move to this country and have obtaining wealth and power through nepotism within 2 generations. Your children will be poor like you until your genetic line ends or some billionaire keeps your grand daughters around as pets after the lower and middle classes are replaced with machines.

put it into some pokemon coin and 100x your money
so easy, anon

>>30023765
Well you don't have to

>>30006069
Ouf that was a good one, haven't seen one this good in a while.

>>30005722
Put half in BNT, stake it.
The rest goes in Bitcoin.

>>30006069
fantastic sir. Love it

>>30027348
I stole some latina anon's lace panties from a dryer at a laundromat once. Even tho they had been washed you could still faintly smell her booty on them. That was a great day