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How long does it take for fidelity to allow me to trade options

>>30002681
I can't wait for TSMC to send me my semiconductors.

GGTTF weed 70% margin, your welcome

Thanks for being my friends.

>>30002747
I registered on Friday and got approved today at 10am, so figure a buisness day or so, they will not tell you though you have to go into the app and find it

ITS ALWAYS SLIPPERY SLOPE WITH YOU ZOOMER AND LIBERAL FAGS

>Open thread with cute anime girl picture
>Forget name because drunk
>Can't link with good conscious
Reeee

>>30002681
At least something
>>30002779
Same. I have noone else to talk to about stocks.

>He doesn't have tickets to SOXL-Con.

Line only go up.

>>30002779
you're welcome

>>30002751
i get the feeling TSM is just gonna crab like AAPL now until new fabs are built

>>30002747
I gave up on them after their website wouldn't let me make an account and then spent an hour on the phone just to hear some retarded call center pajeet tell me their tech team would have to take a look at it and email me when they're done, and after 2 weeks I didn't get an email.

BILI bros, wtf happened today?

>>30002805
I hope they print even more, because this clown economy doesn't deserve any better than being printed to oblivion

Sold BES.V last week after it was crabbing for weeks.
Today they announce a partnership with a Tesla upgrade company. Never gonna make it bros.

GEVO

Sorry orange man, I am ridin' with Biden now. And this glorious GOLDEN BULL RUN
>sold more TWTR puts to angry Qoomers
CAN'T. STOP. WINNING

>>30002775
why

>NIO

>>30002747
>accounts
>updates and transactions
>your request for option trading....
and it will say approved or whatever else

WHERE ARE MY 15000 SOXL STOCKS?!?! REEEEEEEEEE

WKHS has only ever built 7 vans, DeLorean on the other hand produced over 9,000 vehicles. You’d do better to find a WKHS van and buy it as an investment than you would investing in that Trump Scam of a stock. 30 year from now a WKHS Van will be a priceless collectors item and WKHS stock with have $0 value.

>25k into SOXL
>Reap gains since semi demand is increasing exponentially
>Sell monthly CC's to earn $600 a month
>Reinvest $600 back into SOXL on red days
>25 now, repeat until I become a millionaire at 40

wow who knew investing was this easy

If 4chan was a publically traded stock, would you have one?

>>30002230
You need to either wait for someone to market sell to meet your price. Or up your price to the first ask : )

>mfw poorfag but still managed to scrape together 4 shares of soxl before split

>>30002802
I signed up today for options

I want to learn covered calls with some REI i bought today for fun

GET IN FAGGOTS WE'RE GOING TO VENUS

>>30002937
I'd short

>The CEO of SOXL has a court summons to appear for a case regarding the death of George Floyd
UMM BROS?

>>30002937
i would put my entire life savings into it so i could get a majority share, then finally turn this place back around

>>30002805
>he thinks the USA is run by zoomers and liberals
The USA is run by neocon warhawk boomers who pretend to be whatever political party they need to in order to get power. They are going to print infinite money and when that stops working they'll go to war in some shithole third world country for Israel and China.

I fell for the CRBP scam.
An anon recommended it and said it would make me money.
Got in at 3.5

>>30002937
Unironically yes.

>>30002931
I like this plan anon.

>>30002931
>no bear markets for 15 years
Good luck anon

>chick fil a mac n cheese

>NIO misses EPS even though they beat deliveries and revenue
how?

>>30002962
I'm bullish for anything involving more dead niggers, I'll take 20 more shares, please

>>30003000
Oh no, little baby didn't get instant profits? Little baby has ADHD and spends all his time refreshing 4chan so he doesn't know how to fucking wait? Everything is going up, just wait.

>>30002937
if it was reasonably valued, yes
if it IPOs at 1000x of revenues then fuck no lol

>>30002993
>finally turn this place back around
All you need to do for that is to flip the fucking switch to "off"

>>30002954
Good luck friend you got it, don’t forget to take realized profits

Shill me some non-tech, non-commodities stocks

>>30003060
>the year is 2035
>the senate has just passed a 200 trillion dollar covid stimulus
>line keeps going up

>>30002995
No Im pretty sure there is a large difference in what gets passed depending on republican/democrat majority, but you can keep acting as a confused lolbertarian that gets nothing done

>all the big players scurried away from PLTR like rats getting out of a sinking ship
>COO Sankar Shyam sold $21,469,332.94 of shares
>co-founder Stephen Cohen dumped 3.8 million shares
>Matthew Long disclosed the sale of another 291,500 shares, raising $8.5 million. That follows his previously disclosed sale of $12.6 million of stock.
>Ryan Taylor, chief legal and business affairs officer, sold an additional 162,500 shares for $4.5 million. Earlier this week, he had disclosed $5.5 million of stock sales.
>Chief Financial Officer David Glazer sold 203,190 shares, generating proceeds of $5.5 million.
>all that's left is people like this https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kwk0qs/can_we_get_the_energy_up_for_alex_karp_long_pltr/
the best time to sell was when it was at 40, the second best time is tomorrow, PLTRannies

>>30002805
If only you knew how bad things really were

>>30003068
rofl you're kidding right?
revenue is not equivalent to profit, you have cost of revenue and operating expenses and other shit

today was my day off but I still woke up for market open and I made nearly $900 today

>>30003088
Well, everything but CLF and PLTR anyway

>>30003068
Who knows, but that means cheapies are coming soon!

>>30003137
>2040
>Dollar reaches parity with the Yen

>>30003127
FRX

>>30002824
Lum-chan is so cute

>AEZS is in the red even on a day such as this
It's truly and irrevocably over, isn't it? One of the worst decisions of my life. I vowed to kill the AEZS shill but I finally realize that I only have myself to blame. I did this to me.

Im cooominnggg

>>30003127

>>30003127
alex karp looking really young here

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What do you Jews think will happen to AMRS tomorrow?

>>30003164
>prices go up
>this is not inflation
What

>>30002859
Probably, but considering nobody else really is encroaching on their space, it's a comfy long hold for me. I think I saw they are starting to hire for the AZ facility right now.

>>30003221
I avoid bioshit like the plague

>>30003088
and why should i wait weeks for some dumb stock to maybe go up 10% instead of just buying GME for 40% a day...?

>>30003127
CTRM, come and sail the seven seas with me, fren. Together we can enjoy an endless supply of crab

>>30002779
always here for you anon

>>30002890
Is worse than REGI, thanks for reminding us

>>30002916
Shes real thic and juicy, thats why. Really popular brands in BC, premium quality, sells out of everything it produces and commands a 70% margin. Another catalyist is meet kevin, FE, and daniel stronk, the biggest stock youtubers have positions. Eventually, they'll create videos about it, sending the stock price much higher. Check out thier website, cant hurt

>>30002957
Is this Rocketlab or BlackSky?
Too many new space memes to keep track of.

>>30003256
>What do you Jews think will happen to AMRS tomorrow?
I think it'll go up. So it'll go down.

>>30003000
Check em

4 digit dubs

CRBP gonna moon

>>30003253
HOLY FUCK
TIM SOXL RUGGED
RAN OFF TO THAILAND TO FUCK MORE TRANNIES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30002931
It's going to take you 15 years to become a millionaire? That sucks anon. No ones trying to wait 15 years on SOXL. Get your brain scanned as soon as possible.

>>30002871
It happened exactly as predicted

>>30003236
becky stocks are based but I feel like they're really overvalued right now

>>30003256
John Melo disappoints. Or maybe for the first time in a decade, they actually do turn it around in spit of John Melo.
I am running very tight strangles on it anyway.

>>30002818
based

so how far out are you guys going to be selling your covered calls on SOXL? I don't know shit about coved call selling besides you don't want to sell for a strike price thats bellow where you would want to sell your shares at

NIO YOU HUNK OF SHIT I OWN 500 SHARES GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

PLTR isn"t going above 30 again is it...

>SOXL this time last year was under 200 a share

Can is 3x again in 2021?

Anyone here have any good bond strategies?

>>30002681
>quarterly dividends of physical semiconductors edition
this is a funny edition lumposter

>>30003301
Rocket Lab. BlackSky is like Maxar with smaller satellites and less revenue.

>>30003368
20k over ten years in soxl was almost enough to make ya millionaire

Do you like coded messages? I can't give everyone my picks. So pay attention, focus on capitalizing on this pick .

dogs are Universal, they aren't props. they can't be used for tech, although that is Part of the name. my friends, Idiosyncrasies are part of my life. it is part of my temperament. do you want to stay healthy in a building? i dont care personally, but they do. the news is coming, are you ready?

>>30003438
it will go up

Was a bloody Friday but a green Monday I’m optimistic about the week.

I be just came home from work and found SOXL fucking my wife. That’s bullish.

>>30003416
Please stop posting her I can't get anymore horny

>>30003447
nearly everything at least did a 3x in 2020
year was nutty
fucking PENN did a 90x or something insane from its March dip to today

getting a nice stack of 225 FIRST EDITION, NEVER TOUCHED BY HUMAN HANDS SOXL shares
these bad boys are gonna be worth so much money someday

To one of the penny shills and to those holding these bags...

Looks like GRST has finally lifted because of epic news.

DGTW still awaiting POR rulling... looks like a good buy (my opinion) while it's still low

>>30002779
Luv u anon

How do I short trannies?

>>30002779
Same, I wouldn't be able to deal with trading without all of you

>>30003285
This is your brain on reddit

>>30003422
I'm just simply holding because i'm too retarded to make money doing that

>>30003524
>DGTW still awaiting POR rulling... looks like a good buy (my opinion) while it's still low
Nice try grim reaper

>>30003438
nope
cut your losses and be free, plenty of other better opportunities in this clown market

Draft kings 175 EOY

>>30002937
I'd short that shit into the ground.

>>30003236
>Portfolio of stocks that target mainly women
Not a bad idea tbqh

part of me wants to just put all of my money into semiconductor companies because they're the future and forget about it, but another part of me wonders if it's just gonna be dead money for the next couple of years because of the supply-side shortage. feels fucking bad, man.

like it's guaranteed to go up over the next decade but it's gonna take years to deal with the supply shit and during that time won't it probably just crab?

>SOXL pumping AH

Bad news pennybros...
I just came back from researching our Crown Jewels. It doesn’t look good.
>GRST
pic related is the listed address
>DGTW
CEO was arrested at his palm beach mansion
>MJNE
The company doesn’t exist
>WOGI
Being investigated for tax fraud
>EGYF
Filed for bankruptcy on Friday

>>30003221
He was actually shilling AEZS over the weekend again but he didn't get a single reply kek
Fuck that guy honestly, cocky smug piece of shit that made a lot of anons lose money.

>>30003221
This is my exact though, have held out hope my bags would get lighter but its just dead weight

>>30003534
>Get married.
>Wife comes out as trans the year after.
Woof.

>>30003534
Puts on TSLA

>>30003470
Who are you?

Is it too late to buy SOXL

What is the point of being a wagie if you have to develop alcoholism to cope with the bitter reality that your life is an endless cycle of wagery?

>>30003524
>>30003565
bought, sold, moved on. easiest 200% gain :)

>>30003508
Ok last one

Also you guys see INUV rocket? My 500 @0.53 shares are looking tasty rn

>-27% on BHS
Oh dear.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE NIO's EARNINGS

>>30003127
Utz

>>30003469
10 years? You must really love your wage cage if you are willing to wait 10 years to make it. You SOXL shills are depressing me.

>>30003657
so you can get cash in order to buy more alcohol

>>30003127

unironically GRST cause it's severely undervalued compared to the competition in its sector (in my opinion)

https://www.reddit.com/r/pennystocks/comments/lik7qo/grst_ethema_health_corporation_the_massive_upside/

>>30003334
>off by one
If dubs CRBP crashes below $1

>>30003627
shut up faggot

>>30003470
Hm BCRX shill I don’t get the concept of the "coded message“ could you please explain

>>30003649
I am the bcrx shill :)

WHY THE FUCK IS MY SCHWAB ACCOUNT FLUCTUATING A FEW DOLLARS UP AND DOWN. THE MARKET IS CLOSED. WHO IS TRYING TO MANIPULATE MY ACCOUNT

>he sold
>he bought firearms
>he bought ammunition
>he bought physical silver

>>30003470
This is the SPAC that's about to merge with some zoomer pet company, yes? Forgot the name but will get a few shares now if I find it again.

>>30003470
Literally will put money in only because I like coded messages. Congrats shill you baited me

>>30002993
How would you achieve this?

>>30003710
this just further proceeds my point

>>30003524
Are you penny anon?

>>30003470
It's UPI the answer. Look at the capitalized letters

>>30003742
I'm just trying to help and save you from getting scammed.

>>30002681
>quarterly dividends of physical semiconductors edition
I almost forgot. SOXL has divvies! Has there ever been a more Chadlier, comfier hold? I think not

>>30003765
>hes outside
>hes coming in
>youre now his bitch

>>30003000
We're going to 3.5$ just this week

EHang bro here. I see my shill from the weekend Aemetis was up 51.8% today....... Where is the anon who said for me to kill myself for shilling it and AMTX was a scam?

I'm sick of all the SOXL shilling.

>rh fucking over my transfer
I hate these pricks.

Whoever was the fucking retard that recommended fucking DNLI FUCK YOU. I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FUCKING CAR CRASH, YOU WANKER.

>>30003655
It's only just begun

>>30003438
Vanguard bought 6.5 million shares today. Institutional investors are loading up.

>>30003470
Rover?

>>30003661
Grandma get off of fucking 4chan!

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>30003000
what a beautiful waste of that get, spartan

>>30003795

lolnope

and apparently there's 2 of them now
the other penny guy has like 6 tickers and has yet to provide DD

Has anyone every performed TA on their own portfolio?

>>30003878
Join us anon it's comfier on the other side

>>30003831
>0.04%
damn better be careful with those moneybags

>>30003693
That's 10 years not including dividends and covered calls. 4 years tops to get from 20k to millionaire status

Robinhood is going to IPO this month
http://digesttime.com/2021/03/01/robinhood-to-file-for-ipo-in-march/

Great investment, or greatest investment?

GREEN EGGS AND SPAC

>>30002681
How’s my stack lookin?

>>30002779
You got it, champ.

>he invested in mutant salmon
>he invested in the internet funnymoney miner
>he invested in gay horse
>he invested in racist vaporware
>he invested in the canadian nasty skunk ditch weed
>he invested in chinese flying cars
>he invested in a dying catholic hedge fund
>he invested in CRBPajeet
>he invested in a stock shilled by a literal tranny
please tell me you did not do this

>>30003960
WHERE IS ROBUX

>>30003782
my first directive would be to instruct the moderators that their #1 goal is preservation of culture, not enforcement of rules
i would see to it that the 4chan vtuber effort was seen all the way through, and use the REAL winner (you know which one) of the content
i would once again allow cash donations, and replace the captcha with a different anti-bot protection service
there are many things that need to be done, and these are just a few of them

>>30002926
this nigga bought puts when it was at 15$ and is now fudding relentlessly because he's underwater. you hate to see it. Workhorse Chads and Basedhorse bros are going to fucking trample you kid

>>30003470
>UPI/CN
Yeah thats a pass

>>30003422
30% out on up days. Buy the calls back on down days when the price is 1/10 what you sold for. Wait for the next up day and wash, rinse repeat

>>30003782
natty of course

>>30003595
ULTA sounds like a solid post-covid hold desu

>>30003805
>air cleaning
Seems like a shit business. But then again I don't know how Amerifart offices smell like so it could be a runner in the USA

>>30003987
a generation of bagholders, unfolding right before our very eyes

>>30003805
>UPI
No such ticker exists, there's UPIN and UPIXX but I doubt he meant either of those.

i made +1.27% with Suncor, SOXL chads made +10%

>>30003960
This is some self reflexive shit right there. Invest in Robinhood on your Robinhood app. AAPL and TSM on your iPhone. Pretty dark if you ask me

>>30003987
CRBP went up 10% today...

>>30003987
I did all of those and made money

>>30003960
>can’t even get its act together to launch in the UK..

Bear

>>30003595
>women steadily outpace men in college graduation
>women increasing in purchasing power
>women = 80% of consumer spending
I'd buy STACY ETF if there was one

>>30003447
>Can is 3x again in 2021?
SOXL has 4x'd in a year before even without Covid from the bottom gains. It could happen with the semiconductor shortage. Including covered call reinvesting it's very likely

>>30003987
Brather why you do this, make your heart soft

>>30003987
I invested in PLTR not because I believe in the product, I invested because I believe in the core value of racism.

>>30004002
March 10
https://www.wsj.com/articles/roblox-shares-to-begin-trading-march-10-11614010874

>>30003970
>CRBP
>Gayhorse

>>30003952
I own $25k of SOXL and I buy another $500 monthly, rate my portfolio

>>30003164
>this inflation is not actually inflation!
this people are insane

GREEN EGGS AND SPAC LADS
ELON SHILLING SPACS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
BUY ACEV AND PIPP TOMORROW

>>30004046
how exactly do you buy a call back? is it just figuratively since you are buying a call on a down day?

>>30004046
So you can buy covered calls back? Or do you just buy a regular call to offset the cc you sell?

>>30003970
Pathetic, disgusting, stinky

>>30002815
>trading stocks while daytime drunk

>>30003618
What's your feeling on the EU's desire to increase their own domestic production and decrease dependency?

>>30004076
Its a chinese ticker, not available on my platform anyways

>>30004130
NGAC

>>30004078
Should have seen BILI chads today.

>>30003470
I already got 1000 shares

>>30004134
>>30004154
GO WATCH YOUTUBE VIDEOS ABOUT COVERED CALLS RIGHT NOW OR SAY BYE BYE TO YOUR SHARES

>>30003987
I did not, but apparently fundamentals mean dick anymore and I'm losing out.

>>30003829
You are literally larping

>>30003970
How does being a millionaire EOY sound?

Taking my coworker on a date tonight with my daily SOXL gains, wish me luck bros

>>30004134
>how exactly do you buy a call back? is it just figuratively since you are buying a call on a down day?
Yeah, basically just open your broker and buy a call for the same strike and expiration you sold earlier

>>30002681
>https://4anime.to/anime/urusei-yatsura
Hmm, not sure how to use this financial instrument, but I will learn.

>>30004172
It's not just 11:30pm here but I also finished all my trades like 4 hours before close and then just sat here and memes a bit desu

>>30004154
Buy the same call you wrote. Buying to close. Instead of buying to open.

>>30004120
>>30003987
All these jelly niggers mad that they think they missed the CRBP rocket

It's still going up a lot more but they're too stupid to get it lmao

>>30003960
Isn't that kind of a conflict of interest?

>>30003259
Time to eat the bugs voluntarily.

WHERE'S MY FOOKIN SOXL MATES
WHERE IS IT

>>30003987
got in racist vaporware at 10 and out at 35

got in internet money printers back when btc first hit 44k

only one that lost me money was chinese flying cars cuz it just sat there bleeding last summer and i sold for a $40 loss

>>30004216
>coworker
>date

why do people even bother

>>30004216
based, where you taking her anon?

>>30003448
Only way to keep pace with equities is getting permission from your broker to trade negative duration bonds.

>>30004119
Kek absolutely based
https://theintercept.com/2021/01/30/lapd-palantir-data-driven-policing/

>>30004134
In fidelity there's just a button to buy when you click on the position.

>>30003236
And here I am throwing money at the stuff that makes the world go round and I should have been buying fucking lululemon.

>>30004154
see
>>30004223
When you buy the same call you sold before your broker counts it as a close and you're off the hook

>>30003764
some of my Canadian tickers are the main cause of this.

>>30003524
already sold half when GRST and DGTW doubled, feels comfy holding the rest of my shares risk free in these. hopefully they moon like crazy but even if they don't, no harm no foul.

>>30004130
He would never shill PIPP, it's CPUH, look up their team

>ctrl f 'SAVA' 0
>ctrl f 'GALT' 0
Stay poor, fags.

>>30004244
Post hand and ID pajeet

>>30003987
I did for mutant fish for a while. I still think they got a possibility of being solid next year though

>>30003171
Isn't GME down?

>>30003236
Hi guys. Fashion stock shill here. You missed rvlv but urbn reports tomorrow. Once they moon you’re waiting for aritzia. Also buy elf. See you later

>>30004273
Macaroni Grill

>>30004264
It's looking like we have to wait until tomorrow for the shares to show up. This edging is killing me

>>30004288
I really need to switch to an actual broker like fidelity soon.

>>30004108
Everything is fuckng over. EVERYTHING IS OVER. EVERYTHING IS FUCKING OVER!

>>30003987
not a single one BUT I did buy AMD expecting $100 by end of 2020...

>>30004130
SRNGU!

>>30003987
I did 3 of these things.

>>30004108
Going long on pumpkin spice lattes as we speak

im 27 living with my parents and delivering pizzas

>>30004231
it's been integral to my success this year

>>30004320
SAVA is going to crab for at least 2 years, may pump/dump on hype

>>30004358
god I loved that place. used to go there nearly every sunday with my family when I was a kid, then the dickheads in the local gov decided to spend like a while half year changing the roads near it and the cut off of the traffic killed our local macaroni grill. I miss it so much

>>30004119
so you're basically a "it's not about the money, it's about the cause" leddit bagholder
gotcha

>>30003960
This is going to be the exit scam, they're going to dump on people who bought after ICO.

>>30003766
Stic?

SOXL bros: at what point do we sell? I am in at an average of $600 a share. Most """advisors""" recommend against holding these triple leveraged etfs over long term. How long are you guys going to hold? Would it be crazy to hold this for a few months?

Newfag here. I have a pretty decent amount to get started, but I don't want to fuck up while I don't know what I'm doing. Should I just play around with a couple hundred bucks for a few months just to lose it and understand how the market works first?

I'm gonna buy a few thousand of roblox shortly after it drops but that's only because I've been playing since I was 10 and know those stocks are going to be worth buying.

>>30004108
> Not going all in on SHE and NACP for biden economy

>>30003627
>t. nigger dick

>>30004418
Dk you have debt? Pay rent? What's your monthly positive cash flow?

>>30004418
nice, I am 27 living with my parents and work from home doing email support. 0 expenses besides occasional fast food. 95% of my money goes into stocks and crypto

>>30004500
>SOXL
>sell
huh?

Just admit that we are ALL smoothbrained retards when it comes to the stock market.

Pic related - if you admit you are smoothbrained retard and wanna make it while living life coke-free, start taking smart picks from Motley for steady market-beating gains. You will like it and I guarantee it.

https://www.fool.com/services/

>>30004329
Stay jelly Juan Pablo

>>30004101
Same.

Cost basis of all my meme stocks is negative after one month of weekly covered call shenanigans and a 45-dayer this week.

>>30004010
>culture
kek, go outside

>>30004503
I was like you back in April. Now I regret it cause I have to do this tax shit and it's not like I made any money.

SBUX
LULU
ETSY
PIN
ULTA
LOREAL
AAPL
SNAP
EL
COTY
RVLV
ATZ

Forget racist vaporware, rusty boats and green rocks. Invest in women.

>>30004108
The no kids craze just kind of makes me sad. I can't even laugh at wine aunts. I feel like they've been denied a great joy due to deception and propaganda

Elon tweeted about SPACs, is Starlink a SPAC I can't remember.

>>30002862
I'm having the same problem that the website wont let me register an account.
Should i just go to ibkr lite since they have fractional shares also?
I heard schwab wants you to call in and pass a quiz before they give you options approval.

>>30004477
>>30004358
OPA

>>30004564
No

>>30003260
Just accumulate over the long term really.

How much should I put into TSMC?

>>30004500
SOXL is a one way ticket anon, you don’t sell

>>30004320
What’s the play on GALT?

>>30004500
I never get the advice of not holding leveraged ETFs over the long term.
Sure, you could buy right before a dip and you'd be pretty unlucky, but if the market is increasing, like it has for 80% of it's history, then you would get 3X the gains.

>>30003534
I am 100% sure historians will find stories like this and conclude that 2020 America was the most degenerate and twisted time to live in throughout all of human history, exceeding Weimar Germany by leaps and bounds.

>>30004500
look at the 5 year chart, what do you think?

>>30003952
You just went from 10 years to 4 years anon. Why does it seem like you SOXL shills dont know wtf you are talking about?

>>30003000
such a beautiful get
such a fucking awful post

>>30004552
inversing motley is unironically more profitable than following them
>see CINE

>>30004503
What is it about Roblox that makes it endure? How have the ADHD kids of today not gotten sick and tired of it? I remember when Minecraft was big and then it died for a few years before Pewdiepie revived it. Genuinely curious.

>>30003144
Sold my shares today. I couldn't take it anymore

>>30004520
how are 27 and no living expenses?? i understand the rent but wtf

ATNX got FUCKED today. Lowest since the crash last year. it usually likes to hover around $11. Might be worth a look.

Vodka > gin > tequila >> scotch > [power vaccum] > cachaca > other whiskeys > fruit liquors > [power vaccuum] > everything else
Prove me wrong, protip you can't.
This is stock related because playing the stock market is better when drunk.

>>30002681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQrdKtPJxI0
3 day stonking, found a strat
going in for free money on HCI, MORF, still riding GRPN still overbought ends, same as AMCX. keep an eye on GME pretiming projects 800point gain possibility.

>>30004583
That's only a small portion of the female gender that took the (((career pill))) Majority always had baby fever, even more so now with this covid shit.

t. work with women, browse women forums

>>30003693
>10 years is a long time to invest while working
Do you hate your life that much?

>BILI slightly down after hours


bros...

What is the purpose for companies to have inverse fund's? How do they make money? I would think having an etf that literally just lost money non stop would be counter productive

GREEN EGGS AND SPAC
-Elon Musk

>>30004500
SSO is a 2x leveraged ETF based on the S&P 500 and it is one of the few leveraged ETFs that existed before the Financial Crisis of 2008. Had you bought SSO at the literal top of the market in October 2007, as of this moment, you would have gains of 176%. Had you bought the underlying SPY on the same day you would have gains of 98%. So had you bought the leveraged ETF, even at the worst possible time, you still would have ended up with almost double the gains.
Remember this the next time somebody throws shade on leveraged ETFs because of volatility decay. Buy the index based leveraged ETFs and win. Simple as that.
If you premise not holding leveraged ETFs due to "decay", you shouldn't buy unleveraged 1x ETFs either because e.g. 0.5x would "decay" even less. But that logic implies 0.25x would be even better still, and so on. This is obviously absurd taken to it's conclusion but that is the implication of what is commonly advocated.
What's being missed is there is nothing magical about 1x leverage. As a matter of fact, historically in most market environments worldwide 2x daily leverage is about the sweet spot. The only glaring exception is Japan (due to their insane recession) where 0.5x would bizarrely have been most appropriate.
The conventional wisdom behind these ETFs as "trading tools" also is simply not true. All these ETFs do is increase beta exposure in much the same way that buying high beta stocks increase beta exposure. Practically speaking, there's little difference between a portfolio of stocks with an average beta of 2 and a 2x levered S&P 500 ETF. The risks are the same. Yet, no one goes around calling AMD (which has a beta of 2.83) a single day "trading tool" or a scam. In fact, holding AMD is way riskier than holding a 3x S&P 500 ETF!
This would be known if anti leveraged ETF bloggers actually read the literature or God forbid thought for themselves
>>30004647
>t. seething SOXLlet

So are we blowing past record highs tmrw or was this a bull trap

>>30004729
mezcal>vodka

>>30004178
Just to be clear we're talking about Universal Proptech Inc., right? What's this about air cleaning and China? I think there's at least 2 or 3 stock with the ticker UPI involved in this conversation and only one is the correct one.

>>30004622
Quarter 2 cancer data. They already said it's good and justified a phase 2. The market didn't react because it wasn't a PR by itself and they don't watch GALT closely.

>>30004500
This is a strange ETF fren and an exception to the rules because of how booming semiconductors are in the modern market. You can covered calls it, or even just hold it and it'll print money

What cannabis stonk do I volume buy?

>>30004783
I bought today, it's going to be blood red tomorrow. Sorry.

i guess ill double down on me SPACS now

>>30002859
Tsm does crab until it does not

Short term swing trades.
OEC
GEF
JACK
BIPC
WWE
HAS

>>30004702
Its not hard when I'm essentially a NEET shutin since I work from home. No car, no gas, no food costs, no insurance. Everything is covered and my parents don't care, since they make plenty while I tell them I'm saving to buy my own place

>>30004774
it's not their money theyre losing lol. they get their management fees regardless

>>30004647
It's 10 years, I think he means 20k -> 100k for 4 years. CAGR for SOXL is 46.77%, so you can check for yourself.

>>30004588
there will probably be a Starlink SPAC when they go public

>>30004783
Yes.

>>30004583
The Malthusians have us on the back foot, but all is not lost, friend.

>>30004842
APHA is gonna take over Tilray if that means anything to ya.

>>30004702
You're on 4chan, we don't go outside.. some anons hit the gym but that's about it. There's nothing except stocks to spend money on

>>30004766

You must love working all day. Are you posting this from your cubicle? If so, you lucky bastard. Enjoy that time clock while you wait 10 years on your SOXL to make it.

>>30004500
Worst case: it dips and you have to wait a week to break even again

>>30004777
Checked. That egg poster is on to something

>>30004774
It is likely the prospectus would explain this to you if you really cared, if you could understand the jargon.

>>30004777
heheh.. BTWN is waking up very, very soon

>>30004608
200 shares minimum. Selling calls on them is juicy.

>>30004729
islay scotch > scotch > bourbon > aged rum > the rest

>>30004500
Most advice comes from talk about leveraged index ETFs, but I think the semiconductor industry is pretty capable of surviving.

If GEVO doesn't get back to $13 in 3 weeks, I will have to unironically do the rope neck.

>>30004720
thanks for the tip on the dip

>>30004797
Never tried, how does it differ from tequila though?

Why not just 10x leverage SOXL?

>>30004570
I did this with crypto last month. Gonna be fucking annoying having to fill out the taxes for my massive 50 dollar gains. I guess I'm just gonna buy and hold some small shit to get used to holding.

>>30004639
Zoom out a little further and look at the 10 year chart. There have been some big dips here and there. For sure I believe in semi conductors long term but high volatility could kill us. I am in at about 7k with price of 600/share... Maybe i am being too much of a pussy.

>>30004868
>3dpd hamplanet
This isn't lum. Your picks are shit.

>>30004272
There’s literally nothing wrong with dating a coworker, gotta meet women somehow after college.

How do I get a no down payment personal loan? Also what broker will let me use margin to buy calls on TQQQ?

>>30004868
don't let the camera angles fool you. that woman is fat as fuck

>>30004934
I work R&D and constantly get to be on the breaking edge of modern science, it's what I've wanted since I was young.

>>30004946
How'd your GHIV do, juice sipping anon?

>>30004973
swings are enough to get margin called

>>30004868
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mal so sexyyyyyyyy

>>30004503
Go into blue chip stocks, maybe soxl with a majority of your money, find a field you like with the rest. Invest Meme stocks only if you want to gamble and most importantly have fun

>>30004973
Boomers and their "risk tolerance" forbid you from doing more than 3x. Dunno why they put speed limits on how fast you can make money.

>>30004999
Yeah but then all the other women will know about my little peener

>>30004973
don't tempt me, I'll fuckin do it

I think the US gov will intervene and WKHS will end up awarded the NGDV Contract desu
https://twitter.com/RepTimRyan/status/1366514320377577480

I understand the power of leaps now
Don't even have to look at them, they just keep going up

>>30004973
>why not just 30x leverage the SOX?

>>30004783
I'm thinking we will be fine for the next few days. The bond situation seems to be under control and the stimulus will pass soon (republican and democratic Senators just need to amend it give more money to Israel which should take about 2 weeks).
I will probably sell the news of the stimulus passing (as we are in uncharted rocky waters after then) and continue to watch the bond market like a hawk.

>>30004999
nooo you're supposed to meet women on tinder after they've fucked every guy in town and are suddenly ready to settle on your bank account

>>30005037
i told anons to sell at 13 and nobody listened

>>30004990
>your picks are shit
t. can't recognize the start of a bull run

>>30004973
because a -10% day would literally zero you

>>30004896
>you can check for yourself.
Yeah no thanks. I have zero interest in SOXL I more interested in this new 10 year plan /smg/ has to make it. 10 years...say that out loud and maybe you will realize how ridiculous it all sounds. good luck with it

>>30005096
>forcing the contract to a company with 7 total vehicle produced in its entire history
<corruption intensifies>

>>30004973
A 4% drop in one day will obliterate you

>>30004971
they cook the agave before making the liquor, giving it an intense smokey flavor

WHERE ARE MY SHARES REEEEEE

>>30004832
So when is the catalyst? How long are you planning to hold? PT? Just a regular PnD? What does BCRX shill think about it?

>>30004973
buy SOXL LEAPS on margin, same thing

>>30004973
Why not treat it like crypto and go full 125x leverage? Now you're cooking with gas.

>>30005082
They already know

To that one anon who kept claiming that /smg/ has some weird group-think inferiority complex about wsb, /smg/ was talking about short float before it even reached 100% back in Q3-Q4 FY 2020. If you hang around this place for longer than a day and outside market hours, there are plenty of people discussing DD months before anyone even mentions it. "We" (which is a loaded fucking term, by the way, since I don't think any of us are here to "band together" to "fight the system" and "build a community" here and are just really boiler room chat board held together by bantz, shitposts, and gains) just couldn't cause a squeeze that wsb because everyone here was too busy taking 3-5x profits off the initial rise that no one fucking cared about because it didn't break $100 in a day.
I mean, fuck me, an anon was bitching about how much it would suck if anons were talking nonstop about GME through 2021, and wouldn't you know?
While wsb continues to chase on things they should already be selling news on with the mere whiff of """""tendies""""", anons here are filling shit months in advance.

>>30003655
yeah, semiconductors have topped out, no one wants any more semiconductors, anon. i mean that's usually what happens when demand is so high that they literally can't make enough for all of the people who want semiconductors, right? low supply high demand means the thing is worth less, right? i mean that's just basic microeconomics?

so anyways SOXL to 0 EoY, clearly too late to buy semiconductors, the literal most important technology in the entire world that demand completely outstrips supply on and which demand for will only grow as technology continues to progress. yeah, totally.

>>30005087
>>30005112
>walk into bank
>apply for business loan for your LLC
>your business plan is "Get $10M loan, use to buy SOXL, profit" written out on a cheap bar napkin stained in beer
>here is your money sir

>>30005096
He's from OH of course he is going say this considering WKHS is there too.

>>30005208
>makes it in literally 3 days

>>30004867
Explain

>>30004500
>SOXL
>Sell

is this one of those oxymorons?

>>30002931
>become a millionaire at 40
damn that sucks bro

>>30004272
Not understanding the problem, it's the easiest way to meet people and flirt

>>30005221
based. give'em hell anon

>>30003138
The stuff that gets passed is different but they dont just revert the changes of the other partie, except for trump a bit but hes different
its just a powercreep to the government
The governing party just decides which freedoms to take from you, not if they will do it

>>30005170
>NOOOOOOOOO0oO0oooo0O0 IF I CAN'T MAKE EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS IN 5 MINUTES IT'S NOT WORTH MY TIIIIIME
Zoomers are truly a plague

>>30004947
Nice spinal erectors

>>30004947
What’s your strategy exactly?

>>30004015
That’s true, if WKHS makes 8 vans this year they might maintain that market cap.

>>30005193
Anytime from April to June. I already have my shares and am just sitting there. I will sit there longer. No idea what the PT will be but the market cap is tiny considering the company is already doing a phase 2/3 trial in NASH. It will more than likely double and I'll take half off at that point.

>>30005250
I honestly wonder what the max leverage someone could give you in stocks. I only learned about 125x leverage on crypto back in December. Imagine if you could buy with that kind of leverage before SOXL had a day like fucking today.

>>30005230
I knew SOXL holders were gonna lose all their money as soon as people got tired of phones and computers and shit. Well said anon

>>30005334
To be fair in 4 years anyone with an IQ above room temperature could easily make a million dollars just working a decent job.

>>30004949
Your wrong opinion is really unfortunate, at least it could have been worse as you could have been a disgusting b*urbon worshiper scotch hater.

>>30005334
zoomers think 10 years is a long time :(

>>30005334
Can you show me your portfolio with how much you've made on your SOXL trade?

>>30004982
March dipped 80%. A lot of anon would never be able to hold through a loss like that.

>>30004868
I want her fatter.

>>30004797
Plata Tequila and high corn bourbon were created specifically for me.

>>30004832
Where did they say that?

Just wanted to tell you that I bought GME @290€ and sold @40€
That is all

>>30005404
>BRO JUST GET A SIX FIGURE JOB IN THE MIDDLE OF A CORONAMEME LOCKDOWN EZPZ
You people are completely detached from reality.

>>30005497
Kek

>>30005172
I don't really see an alternative, Biden's EO is pretty clear and it shouldn't really by rights have been awarded to OSK.
>>30005243
Didn't realise this, good you pointed it out.

>>30004215
I wish bro, good luck out there

>>30005460
'tain't much but it's a start

>>30005170
Post your portfolio

>>30005497
>(You)

>>30005404

>>30005497
did you buy back in at $180?

>>30004982
>Zoom out a little further and look at the 10 year chart. There have been some big dips here and there. For sure I believe in semi conductors long term but high volatility could kill us. I am in at about 7k with price of 600/share... Maybe i am being too much of a pussy.
SOXL is up 120x in that time frame. If that's wrong I don't wanna be right

NEW
>>30005647
>>30005647
>>30005647
>>30005647

>>30005499
I make $250k a year though.

>>30005499
maybe he meant because of hyperinflation so 1 million will be worth like 10 thousand or something in today's money?

>>30005548
Not your entire portfolio anon, just your SOXL gains. Are you all in SOXL?

>>30005497
Should have bought First Majestic

>>30002681
>>30002681
Guys, what the fuck is going on with all of these calls on the week of the 19th of March?

>>30005683
>Are you all in SOXL?
Imagine not being all in SOXL

>>30005404
The average Am*rican earns $40K a year. The median salary is $30K. You are out of touch with reality. The only to earn above $250k a year under the age of 30 (in a salaried post) is to be Jewish and be smart so you can leverage connections at shabbat dinners.

>>30003987
>he lists memed stocks and implies they are bad picks, when people multiplied their money with them
>he provokes people to reply to him

>>30005491
In the recap at the end of last year. The Dec 3 annual meeting has a transcript on their website.

>>30005677
Proove it. Not total income buy your wage.
>>30005707
Stimulus should be passing

>>30005384
Thanks, will look into it, anon. Good luck!

>>30005548
Are you the one that posted the semiconductors pasta?
Not buying SOXL at 100 back during the crash kills me
I'll finally buy some tomorrow, just be ready for the crash

>>30005390
125x leverage?

>>30005772
oof. No wonder this board loses its mind on SOXL red days. You niggers are all all-in on SOXL. Good luck and great job.

>>30005855
>Are you the one that posted the semiconductors pasta?
Yes sir. Original SOXL shill in the flesh. I've been doing covered calls since the beginning and everytime the account gets too fat I transfer some over to my other stock account. After the split otehr SOXL anons can get in on the action. Plenty to go around for everybody
>>30005929
We are legion

>>30005911
Ya 125x. Obviously retarded with something that's already 3x leverage and -0.8% liquidates you, but what if you were able to time it perfectly? Obviously hypothetical.

>>30005929
anyone who's smart is putting at least 20% of their portfolio into SOXL and forgetting about it for at least the next decade if not longer. it literally shouldn't matter what it does during that time since in the long run it's going up, way up.

>>30004579
I genuinely like the idea of etsy but it has gone up so much
Will buy the dip tho

>>30005255
Just what i noticed
It crabs for some time and then jumps up, crabs for some time then jumps up
If i remeber right its the new paradigm meme cycle instead of the bubble meme cycle
Super hard to time tsm, but its a solid company that pays div so it doesn't hurt much to hodl

>>30006031
Well tqqq is triple leveraged, if you bought ITM calls like 5 dollars under the strike you essentially get 20x exposure and 60x exposure to the underlying
If I’m doing my figuring correctly

I'm so sick of reading about fucking soxl, we get it