/biz/ - Business & Finance

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EHang bro here. I see my shill from the weekend Aemetis is mooning....... Where is the anon who said for me to kill myself for shilling it and it was a scam?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/aemetis-unveils-five-plan-targeting-133000405.html

its march

Will PLTR ever be above $30 again?

What is GME doing?

YOU GME FUCKS BETTER NOT RUIN THIS BEAUTIFUL GREEN DAY

Sell your CRBP, fellow white man. Invest in real companies like BILI, WIMI, and SOXL.

if GME starts tanking the market again remember to fucking buy calls

>RYCEY IS A BUYCEY

I'm unironically and non-copingly telling you:
1) I'm not in GME
2) I think it's going to pop off

>>29993595
anime is for faggots

OIL BROS
What country do we need to invade to increase the price?

ARE ELECTRIC VEHICLE STARTUPS STILL A GOOD MEMESTOCK?

Talking about ones that haven't mooned yet, not ones that are struggling like TSLA/NIO/QS

>gme mooning
>suddenly everything else doomping

What data level do you need to be able to see the guy's face on the other side of the screen who buys your bags?

> SOXL split applies to people who owned the stock at close friday
> It doesn't split until close today
what the fuck happens to people who buy today?

>GME tanking the market

>>29993769
Israel

Ipv bros who else is in the 40$ waiting room?

Someone stop gme!!

A good day to be CRBP chad

How much should I tip my female broker
She made me 12% on $400k last year

>>29993794
your shares disappear into the void and are total losses

>>29993595
First for chart analysis is horoscope tier retardation

>DUDE ITS ALL A SCAM, EVERYTHING
>ALL HAN CHINESE LIVE IN POVERTY
>COMMUNISM BAD, DONT TRUST THE CHINKS
>MUH POOR MUSLIMERINOS AND THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS
>ECONOMIC COLLAPSE, ANY DAY NOW
>JACK MA, WHERE IS HE?
One day Amerilards will finally understand that China is the superior place to invest.

>>29993769
Riyadh to Baku. Easy. Simple. Rustic.

>>29993794
they lose big time

>>29993703
WILL LUM POSTER BECOME A RICH?

Went all in on 03/19 Twitter puts what am I in for?

Anyone still holding GSAT?

if fucking GME tanks the market again I'm gonna be pissed

In fact: I would (not) bet it'll be above 200 tomorrow.

>>29993759

>>29993814
just a daily reddit PnD

>>29993794
the bogbros come to your house and take turns

>>29993769
the kingdom of saud

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CRBP

>A single mention of GME makes the entire thread seethe

Sucks being up 27% on this day alone I guess haha oops

You're all communist tranny robots that the kikes brainwash with money and you will gladly buy your own nueralink so they can program you to be gay sex dolls for their gay dick sucking plays

why is GME POOMPING again?

You lose, neigh-sayers.

>>29993769
all of them, including Canada
t. leaf

>>29993794
>what the fuck happens to people who buy today?
14/15 = 93% loss. Still worth it

> 5 smg in catalog now
I'd like to thank Lum for always baking the real thread

>>29993833
I'd rather Xi control my financial market than WallStreetBets.

Why is VLDR especially high today? And why did I buy before it crashed?

>>29993794
quick sell today and profit from your current shares while still receiving the post-split shares!

>>29993871
ruin

SOXL brahs I'm hype

>oil rose faster than benchmarks last week as Biden bombed the middle east

coincidence?

I sold the bottom, I am no longer white

>That nigger that called me a retard for saying GME inverts the market
Where are you faggot I know you’re awake

>>29993703
Will SOXL be $1000+ in 2 years

YOU PUSH IT

>>29993832
It is if you're a retard I suppose

>>29993924
kek

GME doomping again, gains are coming back.

And Wallah! Just like that, 4 /smg/s on the catalogue

is this the thread
>?

>all the big players scurried away from PLTR like rats getting out of a sinking ship
>COO Sankar Shyam sold $21,469,332.94 of shares
>co-founder Stephen Cohen dumped 3.8 million shares
>Matthew Long disclosed the sale of another 291,500 shares, raising $8.5 million. That follows his previously disclosed sale of $12.6 million of stock.
>Ryan Taylor, chief legal and business affairs officer, sold an additional 162,500 shares for $4.5 million. Earlier this week, he had disclosed $5.5 million of stock sales.
>Chief Financial Officer David Glazer sold 203,190 shares, generating proceeds of $5.5 million.
>all that's left is people like this https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kwk0qs/can_we_get_the_energy_up_for_alex_karp_long_pltr/
PLTRannies longing ROPE soon

>>29993595
Anons why is bitfarms preforming like shit

>>29993794
I bought SOXL today...

>>29993918
what did you buy anon?

PEOPLE ACTUALLY BUY PLTR


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>29993921
Its not a pump
Its just that bullish

wtf bros what's stopping me from shorting SOXL right now? we KNOW it's going to go down in price

fuck, I wasted my ID

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

Buy these while they're cheap! You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>>29993942
Xi knows what’s best for his shareholders.

>>29994000
>trips wills it

>>29994026
to see if I still feel
I focus on the gains
the only thing that's real

tell me why i should buy gme at $130

>>29993873
bought 800 chares @0.34 sold @$2

>>29993918
>t. pic related

AMRS bros, are we going home?

>>29994000
Checked

RCEY CHADS CHECK IN

what the fuck is Palantir's problem?

>>29993693
What is this faggot cartoon for sissy boys?

>>29993595
Opinions on Atossa Theraputics? Phase 1 of their Covid nasal spray study went well and 2 analysts rate it a buy with an average target price of 6, but I bought @$4.40 and am down 30%...should I trust my gut and average down?

my little vidya game store stock doin some

>>29994091

>>29994074

Where are we putting the profits from CRBP into my fellow bhenchods?

AMTX is up over 50% and is the 2nd best stock in the US markets today. That anon who said I should kill my self for shilling it and it was a scam sure has been silent today....

>>29994026
I hope the market rapes you. You had all last week to buy at a discount. You committed a sin.

>>29993977

>>29994091
inverse logic hedge

>>29994091
It gives you the ability to make /smg/ seethe ridiculously hard AND you make money!

>>29994000
How many pics of this slut do you have?

>>29994044
Bro....

>>29994000
Damn son. Thats the hardest wouldnt you like to know. ive ever seen.

>>29993912
I've been swinging calls most of the day. Imagine hating money

>>29994070

>>29994070
>t. nigger dick

>>29994131
Which one? Unless it’s TCEHY I’m not interested.

>>29994074
> Build cult of personality
> Die
> Country collapses just like the last 3 times China's leader forsook actual civil development for personality cult
It's almost like banning history because people use it to criticize the present is a bad move

Told u bitchez FRX is a fucking scam. I should've grown a pair and shorted it, even though it's not too late

>>29994074
Why does he keep pumping more debt into dying manufacturing then? I like how they spend all this money building infrastructure in other countries just to have them turn around and nationalize them and screw over China.

GME is going up bros

>>29993595
Hello! Why is “Lum,” the anime character with blue hair, a symbol for the bulls?

its been a good day BILI bros

>>29994091
Because it will end market today at 148.80

>>29994109
wrong side of history

https://theintercept.com/2021/01/30/lapd-palantir-data-driven-policing/

They are barcoding CRBP so hard to keep the price down kek

thinking about anon's cute feminine hands sub-edition

this is where the big macs are made

>>29994237
are you colorblind

>>29994173
>Pumdump
>diE
My ID is cursed I take it all back PLEASE BOGS

>>29994154
CRBP? Profits?
>laughs in street shitting

>>29994241
Selling at open tomorrow or when it hits 150. I think it is gonna dump again and then I'll buy the dip.

>>29994163
I sold!

>>29994267
Imagine...

>>29994124
I'm down 25% on it. But it's only ~1% of my portfolio. Been considering averaging down myself; I mean, how much lower can it go?

>>29993693
RENT IS DUE BITCHES PAY YOUR LORD

>>29994237
Magic. Ain't gotta explain shit

>>29994119
Yes, Her show is really bad. One of the worst things Ive ever seen. I still want to fuck her

>>29994237
because she killed bobo.

Not gonna lie bros, kind of craving a mc-gangbang right now but Its a big green day so I treated myself and my dad to some five guys

>>29994267
get a life you depraved faggot, that's a boomer's wrinkly white hand, not a twink.

i feel absolutely exhausted

what a magnificent day it was bull bros

>>29994259
Kek does reddit know what they are investing it?

So will we have another squeeze? I feel like selling and going all on AMD but i hold so long on GME i dont want to miss out on a squeeze.
Amd is on so fucking undervalued i feel like any day it will moon.

>>29994266
>barcoding
That shit on the right today that's up and down the same amount?

>>29994215
>Country collapses
>Something that has never happened since Mao BTFO’d the landlords

>>29994224
Belt and road project is extremely bullish for China. There is no better economic stimulus then spending money forever.

>>29994091
Just swing it, there's still money to be made.

im taking out a $100k loan and buying high dividend stocks that cover the monthly payment

>>29994103
we living large.... im holding until im 60

>>29994173
>>29994173
>DumPdiE
get out now

what options do I buy right NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

all in baby, to the moon!

>>29994259
That's a man, but I'd fuck it

>>29994176
enough, I took a lot of them for her

Also holy fuck did people actually buy SOXL today?

>>29994023
RIOT and MARA cucking it out of all the miner cash.

>>29994438
> knows so little of history he thinks mao was a good leader

>>29994267
Perfectly hairless hope he posts that bussy

>>29994442
lmao

>>29994270
>*takes a giant shit on your unconscious body*

I always knew Rei was a huge bitch

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>29994437
Yeah i shouldve circled it sorry, but exactly, the shit on the right side today.

>>29994459
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>29994154
im going to scalp crypto

I just finished browsing Palantir website, i even watched the demo of their "gotham" thingy. What the fuck do they even do and how can they fund their company? I couldn't figure out what their business is

Why did all the faggots say it was good to be a red monday?

Happy as fuck I didn't listen and got my 1 day expiry spyders lmao

>>29994406
wsb ledditors are fully drinking the kool-aid, they were bragging about "making money and fighting terrorism at the same time", lel
always gotta be some higher purpose with them, they can't just focus on money

>>29994459
I admire your retardation, godspeed

>>29994473
Fuck off back to redit nig

Bad news pennybros...
I just came back from researching our Crown Jewels. It doesn’t look good.
>GRST
pic related is the listed address
>DGTW
CEO was arrested at his palm beach mansion
>MJNE
The company doesn’t exist
>WOGI
Being investigated for tax fraud
>EGYF
Filed for bankruptcy on Friday

>>29994517
good day to buy?

>>29994314
>I sold!

I still have $2600 free. I need another meme.

> finally own enough MO that the divvies pay for my ciggies
Do you think I could ask them to just send me cartons of smokes rather than money?

>>29994310
Good plan. I’m stuck holding until late March. I got in at $31 though so I’m not worried.

>>29994573
>t. giant nigger dick

>>29994459
Holy shit. Good luck.

I'm literally laughing my ass off thinking of all the gay bears that probably bought a bunch of puts thinking that this was going to be the next economic crisis

>>29994573
penny stocks are for poor fags who can't buy WKHS, SOXL, TSLA or literally anything above 10 dollars

>>29994605
I want MO but it went up today :(

I would highly recommend buying UVXY calls today
-M

>>29993775
IDEX is at your cheapest entry point ever.

If you have paper hands buy leaps, they are cheap.

>>29993988

real pro traders use GME as a hedge

>>29994409
3/19. Trust the plan
-Q

>>29994173
>that ID
Puts on ur life

>>29993794
How do you think SOXL makes such big gains?

>>29993971
How many shares will you have? Gonna ride the covered call train?

>>29994553
they make spy shit for the government to arrest black people before they commit crime and blow up brown kids before they become terrorists
they are also the world's leading consumer of cocaine

>>29994566
Kill yourself newfag

Did Capicoli switch from CLF to PLTR now?

>>29994529
I've got some various calls on CRBP and was looking at that earlier with suspicious eyes. Very strange.

CRBP will have some non-drug related news like a merger or commercialization announcement soon.

>>29994495
Mao was based. Kim il-sung comes a close second and Stalin a close third. If I could invest in North Korea I would.

>>29994661
>cant buy...above 10 dollars
That's why I'm all in on RYCEY

>>29994661
Gotta start somewhere. I started with pennies.

>>29994553
they're an IT consulting firm basically
cultish environment + culture of secrecy (according to glassdoor reviews) + trying to masquerade as if they have a product + ceo with social sciences background = it's impossible for most people to figure out what the fuck do they even do

ZM just straight green candles on the 1-h charts, something bigly is going to happen on the earnings call

>>29994649
I bought twitter puts today AMA

>>29994023
Cause its not on the NYSE

SUNCOR bagholders, check in

>>29994573
>DGTW
I thought it was run by ghosts?

>>29994776
why would I care what some fat retard does, unless it was live streaming being an hero

>>29994000
do you have feet pics?

>>29994473
someone's new here

go back

>>29994599
Always leave your money overnight in PIPP.

>CRBP will have some non-drug related news like a merger or commercialization announcement soon.

>>29994259
Moot is a pretty pretty girl

>>29994753
>Not know who moot is
>Calling people newfags
Die of cancer

>inb4 trolling
Oh you were only pretending to be retarded. I see.

>>29994649
While I agree, its not like bear markets don't have green days. If you go -20%, then +6%, then -5%, your still down -19%

>>29994649
Eventually one will be right, he'll be the new Burry and you'll be buying Hologram Currency from him in 2035.

>>29994599
Right here bro, imagine getting sent actual silver for your dividends, there ain't no meme greater.

>>29994737
Kek this is fucking amazing.

>he bought Suncor instead of GUSH

>>29994679
dates? strikes? if you are going to shill, shill right

>>29994824
> even attempting to compare Mao ze-DUNG and retard stalin to glorious best korea
NGMI

What's gonna happen to RYCEY on March 11th?

>>29994459
thank you for doing the needful and funding my next ski trip, hobbit

>>29994885
How it be, how it do. This little nig is going to 40.

>>29994904
This.

>>29994459
shouldve waited for when it dips on wednesday

>>29994888
because everything he touches is garbage.

>>29994124

I'm also down %30 on it, pretty much the same buy in price. I'm also considering averaging down but not sure if I want to chase a sunk cost. At the moment I'm leaving it in my portfolio as a reminder not to FOMO and to be skeptical of pajeets slinging biopharma in /smg/

I finally bought some CTRM.

As a stakeholder, what's a good site to monitor my ships? Who do I contact at ports of call to make sure deliveries are being made? One thing I know for sure is: you can't leave tzatziki-coons unmonitored or they tend to slack off.

>>29994960
>tfw i bought GUSH and NGRU
Can't wait for tomorrow.

SHOULD I BUY REI???

>>29994909
Yeah. That's right.

>>29994712
I'll have around 600. Yeah thinking about buying monthlies on a green day (at least 7.5% up), maybe 15% out. I'd like to make at least $500-1000 a month from it.

>>29994886
The CEO was just confirmed born in 1881. He might still be alive.

My fellow poverty bros if my math is correct, after the split every single share gain is divided up from SOXL. So if it did 12.47% this month then one share would do 0.83% in a month meaning 5 shares gets you 4.16% monthly gain and is fairly affordable. This could give me enough skin in the game to even consider swinging weekly.
Anyone else doing this?

>>29994997
The dip officially ends. Share price will go to $10

>>29994438
Here is the retarded thing you pro China morons don't get about the belt and road project, the west already looked into if it was profitable or not to do this project. Turns out it's not. China has a shit ton of toxic debt it's building on projects that look impressive from a propaganda stand point but from a business standpoint doesn't net profit or make money. You are literally one of those retards that is impressed by the flashy lights on the buildings I'm Shanghai without realizing only one or two floors are occupied in the whole damn skyscraper. At least in the west people invest on shit that pays off.

>>29994997

>>29993768
If anime is gay, then I guess I'm a faggot

>>29994810
is that bullish?

>>29994921
What's a moot?

Why the hell is some guy FUDing some weird pink sheets?

can't you be normal for once and post how your portfolio looks after todays gains?
I am more than 2% up in total, some positions even 5%

>>29994948
Graeme didn't rule out silver dividends in his latest e-mail either (picture related).

>>29994599
BHS

>>29993595
Has FRX peaked already?

>>29995061
So he would have been 7 in 1888... I think we found Jack the Ripper

>>29995045
What's that boys name? And what's up with GUSH tomorrow?

>Green day
>SOXL printing
>RKT printing
>Absolutely BTFO by a biomeme

Easy to figure out it got rejected by the FDA when my 7k worth of options were worth 0.01 cent when I logged on this morning. A costly lesson, yet I've learned nothing as I have options on KMPH for tomorrow.

>>29994921
Who’s moot?

>>29994974
I like them all. Communism is great for business.

>>29995151
Slang for cute girl

>>29994455
Man he's gonna be 40 soon

>>29995154
yeah seriously i hate that guy

>>29994649
There might be some more selloffs throughout March as more and more people holding from the 2020 crash start to qualify for long term capital gains. But I hope we don't enter a more prolonged decline.

>>29994438
Lol china is fucked with debt.
They don't write down their bad investments because they have to "save face"

The 5 chinese industrial banks have the largest book values in the entire world because it's full of non-performing debt, even after of shoving 40% of it into shadow entities to hide it from their main balance sheets.

>>29994891
>>29994921
>muh sekkrit klub
I'm no newfag nigger

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>>29995193
The faggot who canned W.T. Snacks

>>29995146
Of course its bullish.

>>29994921
Where is moot?

>>29995189
>I've simply learned to live with the pain

>>29995174
I'm all for Bayhorse put silver dividends are an absolute pipedream.

>>29995096
The entire plan involves forcing the african countries to give up their ports as collateral which sounds good on paper until the US simply says "no" and parks an aircraft carrier off the coast and China puts out a bitchy letter then sails their single half-functional pontoon ramp back to the piss sea and cries

>>29995208
*little girl

>>29994005
When deciding to buy/sell:
Price history vs valuation at that price point is one of the few relevant data points on a chart. After that it should be price against current valuation and perceived future outlook.

Sentiment analysis, hype analysis, and the ability to manipulate that is much more important than anything you'll get from a chart. Weight these few basic data points and you'll get a winner every time.

>>29995187
>And what's up with GUSH tomorrow?
Anybody that doesn't have GUSH in their portfolio is gonna get the GUSH GUSH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpIwmI7-Wk0&ab_channel=DampBiscuits

>>29994831
>>29994839

...fair. well played anons.

Even last number on this post means tomorrow will be as green as today

>>29994890
I'll check

Buy SOXL in the meantime

Kek, why didn't you strike during the march sale event?. Sub $90 will never be seen again in your lifetime.. Laugh as your green for the rest of your life as people are forced to pay out the ass for each Disney share they buy. Cause the party is just starting to roll; the parks and cruise lines, and films aren't even online.

>>29994944
That's literally not going to happen because the US government insists on pursuing a "Line go up or else markets turn off" Avenue of thinking. So when the crash does happen bears won't get to cash out, and major equities market trading will shift to Australia or Japan, and everyone in the US will be too busy playing bullshit political games with what's left of our third world shithole to even care what is happening financially anymore. Thanks Jerome, you fucking kike dick licker

>Sentiment analysis, hype analysis, and the ability to manipulate that is much more important than anything you'll get from a chart. Weight these few basic data points and you'll get a winner every time.

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>>29995208
I want to be a moot!

>>29995278
Isn't he unironically at Google? Or one of those FAGMAN companies.

>>29995351
why wont SOXL go down tommorow after such a green day?

>>29995249
>Amerifat lecturing me on being fucked by debt
The debt economy is the future. It’s time to embrace it and accept it.

Workhorse discussing their loss in the bid seems extremely bearish.

>>29995293
Yeah it's window dressing and it won't even happen. Logistical nightmare.

Would be cool if it did happen though

S O U R H O U R

>>29994885
>day change +1.07%
im literally shaking

>made lots of money today
>but tfw no gf is hitting hard right now

>>29995296
You realize they will just nationalize the ports and tell china to fuck itself leaving them stuck bagholding with nothing they can do about it. This shit keeps happening to China too and it's hilarious to watch.

>>29995351
stop posting this tranny. you can't fool me those are mens feet

>>29995392
WWG1WGGAYYY

>>29994921
When is moot?

>>29994575
it's a flaccid stock, red all day today
go for it if you like but it's still near ATH and for whatever reason not following oil trendlines

>>29995373
>Doomer is Wrong and Loses Everything!
Headline at least once a decade.

>>29995258
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>>29994824
No, The only based person on your list is Stalin because he actually killed Jews and Faggots. Mao just killed farmers and pandered to underage

>>29995404
I think he's in Japan working for Google. Dude's so far under the radar probably trying to memory hole creating 4chan kek

>>29995410
I was joking if you bought now you would lose like 90% of your value overnight because of the split

Any CBAK chads?

>>29995404
He runs Google Map's Tokyo office.

>>29994553
it's a dashboard
they lend out consultants to organize their client's data and fit it into a dashboard search engine thing

>>29993918
ive seen and been in worse youll get over it.

Damn

>>29995510
I just bought 100 without realizing I can't do covered calls on fidelity yet

fuck ME

DKNG about to hit my price target I. One day

i doubled my soxl position today
if this split doesn't make me money i'm going to be very upset with myself

>>29995472
I wish all hentai was NTR. Chad deserves that pussy.

>>29995484
NO

YOU PUSH IT

>>29995472
This doujin is fucking 10/10.

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Also will GTE go above 1 and CRBP above 3 someday?

>>29995516
Sorry bro but struggle sessions were based.

>>29994885
>still riding comfy gains after getting in at $16
>bought in again during last week's dip

>>29995634
Yes and no

>>29995591
> he bought soxl today
should we tell him? I don't think we should tell him.

>>29995410
We haven't even gotten close to making a new high yet

I'm up infinity% on LORD

>>29995585
Why do I find it so sexually fulfilling that I make 6x more a day with my trading than your entire portfolio?

>>29995512
I'm making the argument that I won't even be able to cash out when I AM right

>>29995627
code?

What position should I have tomorrow, bullish or bearish?

>>29995634
CRBP scraped 4.30 last month becasue of dudeweed PnD

CLWD got shilled here today, looks good to me. Anyone got any objections?

>>29995688
i'm still avg 600 flat, could be worse

>>29995685
Oh shit, would it be worth to double down on CRBP?

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>>29995724
Missionary

>>29995634
CRBP is getting delisted. You heard it here first folks

>>29995724
bullish until wednesday

>>29995529
That is not how splits work.

>>29995189
>>29995290
the market left you behind today

>>29995722
And that's why Bitcoin is retarded.

Come on AMTX and close above the bitcoin miners!

>>29995293
>>29995434

Mining companies used to do it all the time. Resolute Mining has already done it in gold. Graeme has already promised it on one-time occasions. All shareholders were given the option to receive 25 ounces for every 5000 warrants they bought. If any company is going to pay silver dividends, it's Bayhorse.

That ceilo whale, ouch

>>29995510
Heh, nothin personal kid $$$

>>29995720
post portfolio screenshot

>>29995777
>

>>29995724
Crab

>>29995753
buddy... the split only applies to people who owned at close on friday. Your share is going to lose 14/15ths of its value.

>>29993595
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>29995724
Mating press

>>29995846
wack

CRBPajeets hold the line

>>29995724
Downward Dog

Realistically is gevo going to pump into tomorrow or is it time to sell and eat 17% loss

>Liquidated my crabs
>Converted 50% to SOXL
Nothing but winning

Who just bought GME at 130? I know at least one of you did.

>>29995724
Anal

can i put emojis in 4chan?

>>29995962
I did way back during the first thing and then sold at 320 and bought myself a home gym pullup bar thing with the profits

>>29995846
payable date is AH close today, i'm calling bs
post source

>>29995819
Hope so I have a bundle and would love silver divvies

I guess we'll recycle this thread
>>29993626
>>29993626
>>29993626
>>29993626

>>29995610
just want a girl like her to sit over me like that, is that really too much to ask :(

>>29995977
>goes for disgusting anal
>not a vanillachad
ngmi

BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK BOBO?

>>29996019
>tfw i can't put emojis in 4chan.

>>29996049

>>29995962
Buy the tip
Sell the dip
ez

>>29996019

>>29995962
w we were all going to b rich

>>29996033
https://www.direxion.com/press-release/direxion-announces-forward-and-reverse-splits-of-five-etfs
> All share splits will apply to shareholders of record as of the close of NYSE Arca, Inc. (the “NYSE Arca”) on February 26, 2021 (the “Record Date”), payable after the close of the NYSE Arca on the Payable Date, March 1, 2021.

>>29996019
>>29996097
Leave

>>29995414
guess you have a point, but china basically copying what america is doing except on steroids

>>29993912
It's a pump and dump and we're tired of hearing about it.

>>29995834
Pretty shweet huh?

>>29996050
Unfortunately not every girl looks like that anon.

SPACs are dead, long live SPACs.

>>29995962
4 at $140 and I havent sold yet. I feel like a retard but I would gamble it on a random call anyways

>>29996181
So what happens to the 14/15ths of value that you are claiming is going to vanish?

>>29996181
Why is there so much fucking buyer activity today then, that's absolutely retarded

>>29996314
i figured you'd be too embarrassed to show your hand. thanks for confirming

>>29996366
He doesn't know

>>29996366
goes the same place as any other value does when a stock drops

>>29996181
>Record date: This is an important date when it comes to accounting, but it isn't terribly important for investors to know. The record date is when existing shareholders need to own the stock in order to be eligible to receive new shares created by a stock split. However, if you buy or sell shares between the record date and the effective date, the right to the new shares transfers.

Idiot

>>29996366
SOXL Mark's it up on their balance sheet and your money becomes just another line item on their next 10-K.

>>29996199
>we
hahahahah neck yourself shillfriend

>>29996545
Ah thanks for clarifying I was worried I genuinely bogged myself out of 30% of my portfolio
usually splits just happen on shit I already have

>>29996645
I think the idea is that shares are traded between people, you aren't buying them from the company or ETF. Thus, the share you bought today existed before the split record date, so the share you bought today will still split into 15, you are entitled to the split even if the share is still a pending sale.

DING

DONG

where is the chilis poster

>>29997176
>>29997223
UGHHH YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LAAA

HOW COME MY NIO ORDER ISNT GOING THROUGH?

>>29997520
It's been priced in

>>29997520
NIO? MORE LIKE NO NO

hehe