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29978495 No.29978495 [Reply] [Original]

Ay y’all how’s it goin on are you excited for Bao’s xDai Migration tonigh-
>*jukebox clicks on in the distance*
???
N-no NOT AGAIN FUCK
>*Group B instrumental plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
N-NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
>*BAO MAN HIMSELF EMERGES FROM THE FOG AT 0:07*
AYO
GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COME CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE BUT CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE *pop*
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON MY DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(The absolute and unironic state of this scam.)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, I SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL GET SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (95% locked liquidity nigga!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$250 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

>> No.29979087

>>29978495
show up the code faggot, I'm not taking a screenshot of your own post as proof

>> No.29979261

BAO fud is the best fud, I‘ll buy some more, thanks.
No one has done so much for the Baomunity as do better.

>> No.29979806

>>29979261
Based, same.

>> No.29979882

>>29978495
I have 150m locked ready to be dumped as soon as possible.

>> No.29980065

>>29978495
link?

>> No.29980169
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29980169

>>29978495
Retard

>> No.29980675

My theorie is that our friend do better is a whale who got in very early and tries to suppress the price of BAO because he has massive amounts staked and wants to get IL down as much as possible to farm and migrate to xDAI. Why would someone post fuds of a shitcoin all around the clocks for weeks?

>> No.29980879
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29980879

>>29980675
>First I was a whale who bought the top
>Then I was a salty member of the $CORE team after Bao man made a retard-tier business decision
>THEN I was Denjin-K
>Now I’m a whale who bought the top again
Maybe Baoman is right. Low-IQ impulse control averse guys like you deserve to get your money taken LOL

>> No.29980899

>>29979882
It would require literal billions to have 150m bao farmed ready to unlock now. Or you are a fud nigger or tou don't know you only unlock 3% of your bao when tou harvest.

>> No.29980992
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29980992

>>29980675
I think he's just a pissed nigger/denji, pic rel

>> No.29981121

>>29980879
>different people have different opinions
W-what? How can zis be?

>> No.29981370

>>29980879
Boy you fud 24/7 and make us believe it‘s because you want to safe us or something? At least stop namefagging whale.

>> No.29981402
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29981402

Damn y’all, sorry I hurt the value of your shitcoin right before it went to $0 LOL

>> No.29981502

>>29981402
LOL JANNIES SEETHING

>> No.29981505

>>29981402
Go back to your farm cowboy, no one falls for your cheap fud. Start a rap career maybe, you have talent.

>> No.29981741

>>29980879
Did you lose money somehow?

>> No.29981875

It is Denjin, he's in japan teaching the little gooks english. he left himself a wide open internet trail on reddit and his faggy sonic artwork boards

>> No.29982161
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29982161

>>29981875

>> No.29982676

>>29982161
Don't you find it weird that others keep thinking you're either a loser or a reject?

>> No.29982924

>>29980899
If he bought a big steak early and farmed everything, it's easily possible. I farmed only half my stack and only for a few days and have 10m locked. Thankfully I stopped farming and sold my entire stack now though.

>> No.29983491

>>29982924
If you have 10m locked you would have 300k to dump. You get 3%, it's impossible to have 150m to dump.

>> No.29984296

>>29983491
It's 5% I'm pretty sure, but yeah any dumps will come from liquid stakcs bought very early at super low price, not farming.

>> No.29984381

>>29978495
theres a backdoor in your mom LOL

>> No.29984497

>>29983491
95% is locked you dumbass. You get 5% immediately.

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29984873

>>29979087
anon doesn't understand code he is probably parroting some script kiddy I don't even know what this coin is but you have to be incredibly retarded to put backdoors on GitHub heh

>> No.29984961
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29984961

>>29979882
Show proof larp

>> No.29986226

>>29984497
97% is locked, but no matter the %, you can't get to 150m.

>> No.29986838

>>29978495
>Read the code
>Its all right there
>Dude trust me