/biz/ - Business & Finance

Chances are you might get scolded and youre good if you pay attention in the future,good luck anon.

>>29933456
You're not gonna get fired on a Monday, it's always the end of the week,

>>29933456
>walk into meeting
>gargle his cock
>???
>profit

>>29933456
accounting errors take place all the time anon. they can fix it but it does put a stop on some shit.

Man, being a wagie must sure suck.

>>29933756
There’s not moment that goes by where I don’t want to lull myself

>>29933671
>>29933722
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>>29933731
It’s an hour long meeting. What could he possibly have to discuss?

>>29934139
You don't get fired in an hour long meeting. You get fired in a 10 minute meeting scheduled at the last second near the end of the day

>>29934386
this

>>29933456
There's only 1 thing you can do at this point.
Once you're at the meeting, don't let your boss say a word, take your pants down and shit in the room.
Afterwards you go out.

>>29934386
As someone who has been fired multiple times can confirm. They aren't going to schedule a meeting for you to be fired. They basically just pull you in for it.

>>29934386
Cope. I’ve been fired in the morning and told I can go now if I want.

>>29934509
This is the best way out

>>29934386
This...
They won't give you warning as a heads up for you to blaze everyone with lead. Its a heads up that some sort of 'official' meeting with you is documented so if they need to in the future, they have a clearly defined remedy to say 'they tried' and documented it. Don't fuck up again, but I'd definitely be putting my resume out there with other companies ASAP

>>29934139
He's going to shame you in front of all your coworkers in a meeting about the importance of entering things correctly

>>29933456
always triple check everything anon. jesus fuck

poor wagie. ask mr. shekelberg if you can suck his cock then shit on the floor

>>29933456
naw. they will just make a video presentation for all other employees about how to avoid your latest fuckup.

If you're fired for one typo, that's a place you wouldn't want to work at anyways.

It's probably an official warning. They need to do this, probably with HR present, so that they can fire you if you do it again, or that the company is less liable in the future. They will read out a prepared statement, have you sign it, and they will also give you a 'going forward' statement to sign. You will basically be expected to go along with all this bullshit, apologise, and not fuck up again.
I wouldn't worry too much, anon, it's standard fare. What you did isn't gross misconduct, and if it's your first infraction they can't fire you for what sounds like an honest mistake. You'll only get shitcanned if you refuse to go along with their bureaucratic bullshit.
Good luck.

>>29933456
make sure to show remorse, but stay competent.
make him think that you feel that you have a fudiciary duty to him, and let him speak when he is speaking, don't nod exessively or say yes yeah uh huh ok. Don't give excuses.

Do all of this and this meeting might turn into a promotion, haha jk, but best of luck wagie.

>>29934739
Easier said than done. I go through thousand of invoices a day, I’m on the verge of shooting up the place.

No you'll get a corrective action or something

>>29933456
If you're being fired it's probably not for a single almost-mistake. It's for the other 50 fuck-ups as well, or maybe they just don't like you.

>>29933456
I mean, yeah, probably.

just finished texting with your boss actually. yeah you are getting fired unfortunately. nothing personal. but that was a huge fuck up.

>>29933456
Getting fired is like "hey bud I wanna talk about something real quick"

You're getting brought in not to get fired, but humiliated. The fear and anxiety will make you a better wagie.

>>29933456
Not fired. Worse case an official write up. It they make you sign anything just go along with it, but start looking for a new job. An official reprimand means you are basically over at that company. Even if they don't lay you off at some point you will not be on the short list for raises and promotions.

You wont get fired. Heres how I know: I tried to off myself one time and I was locked in a hospital for a while. They take your phone, everything, clothes all that. I was in a big bedroom with a bed and nothing else for weeks. It sucks, but also feels like a "fuck it i can sleep and not give a fuck" kinda thing. Even the outlets in the room are fake so you cant shock yourself.

Anyway: After i get out i am at work one day and my boss walks right up to me and says "we need to have a meeting, it may take a bit." See, its the time, if its quick then you know. So they bring me in a room and said they normally terminate employees that no call no show for work. Funny thing is they took my phone and another patient destroyed the community phone. But because im union they couldnt let.me go.

Heres the best part: The hospital I was locked up in, I also work at. And those fucks gave me a hard time while i was still trying to off myself in THEIR psych ward. Shits crazy anon. If corporate soul deprived, evil pieces of fucking garbage had their way, everyone would be disposable and to blame for everything. But youre getting an hour meeting, that definitely is not being fired.

>>29933456
you know we switched to doing TPS reports, right anon? did you get that memo? Im going to go ahead and get you a copy of that memo.

>>29938145
i was in on that group text, you should mention we hate his face too, usually a great employee but this fuckup combined with that face....got to go

>>29933456
I would not fire you just garnish your wage until you pay it back

>>29933456
>just send money to a front company you set up in some taxhaven forward it 10 times. retire.
what are you waiting for?

>>29934139
They're probably ask you how you fucked up, and what can be do to avoid that in the future.

>>29934509
shame no one has ever had the balls to do this.

Welp. Just had the meeting. It was a termination notice. He said the mistake was too big to let slide and his job would’ve been on the line if he didn’t catch it. Plus he was pissed that I generally didn’t seem to care about it. Fucks sake bros, what do I do now?

>>29940240
Nothing you can do now except cut your dick and balls off and offer up your boipussy to a real black bvll, because face it dude, you'll never work in this town again.

>>29940240
sorry to hear that bro. 1 million is a lot of money and your boss shouldn't have to be checking your work, but it sucks if it's your first big mistake. i've never been fired so someone else will have to give you some tips but it happens to lots of people, you'll be okay, just gotta get back on the horse of job apps

>>29940240
You're free of that hellhole, anon. Do something else that makes you happier. Fuck em

I think I might just get a part time job and go back to school. I don’t ever want to work in an office again.

>>29940240
Post the company name here if youre fired

File for unemployment. They can't deny you if you weren't intentionally negligent.

>>29941734
I will but unemployment where I live is fucking pathetic. Just barely enough to afford rent.

>>29941413
Nah, don’t want anybody to risk finding my identity.

Just don't let him talk you into resigning or quitting voluntarily. Make him fire you so you get severance and unemployment. If you resign, you get none of that.

Also if you can, record the conversation and TAKE NOTES. If he admits something illegal it'll help you a lot.

God reading all of this just motivates me that I have to make it, I refuse to deal with this shit.

>>29933456
>$1 million

My boss yells at me when I send a UPS package to the wrong place...