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What's your excuse?

>> No.29931776

His limbs prolly all went to his cock

>> No.29931863

>>29931676
I have all my members

>> No.29931900
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She could chuck him over the rails and there would be nothing he could do about it.

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>>29931676
She's genuinely happy, but she's hiding something

>> No.29931953

>>29931900
I don't know why that's so funny to me. Am I a psycho?

>> No.29931961

>>29931676
What excuse?

>> No.29931962

i attempted to talk to 23 girls on match.com over the last 3 years and none of them wanted to talk to me idk what their fucking problem is

>> No.29931985

>>29931948
Shame

>> No.29931990

>>29931676
Its all funny ultil someone mistakes him for a turtle and throws him into the sea

>> No.29932004

>>29931676
FACE > HEIGHT > FRAME

>> No.29932009

>>29931948
That's a man

>> No.29932021

I have all my legs, how am i supposed to compete with this guy?

>> No.29932024

>>29931953
nah, laughing at absurdist black comedy is normal

>> No.29932037
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>>29931676
The shape of his nose tells me everything I need to know..about her!

>> No.29932048

>>29931676
Chad without limbs is still Chad.

>> No.29932100
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>>29931676
HIS HAND LOOKS LIKE A COCK
ALSO, CHECK EM

>> No.29932134

>>29931676
He keeps all day showing the middle finger

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>>29932100
CHECKED

>> No.29932193

>>29931676
>What's your excuse?
my feet hurt

>> No.29932207
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>>29932048
How will able bodied betas ever compete?

>> No.29932209

He probably makes more than me on disability

>> No.29932213

>>29931676
im a demanding asshole that considers women property. just gonna buy a pair of south americans in a few years

>> No.29932251

>>29932207
fucks sake kek

>> No.29932266

>>29932100
kek

>> No.29932279

>>29931776
his limb is a cock... his one hand that is...

>> No.29932323

>>29932134
Just thinking about how CHAD this is.

>> No.29932335

>>29931676
do you think when he goes to the beach he drags himself like a turtle to reach the water and then floats like a turtle? if so if he flipps over will he die like a turtle?

>> No.29932353

It's her fleshlight

>> No.29932405

>>29931962
show your profile we can help

>> No.29932423
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>>29931676
I feel so bad for this guy. Once the high she feels of being "special" and a "good person" wears off and she wants to get dicked down by a normal guy she's going to leave him and he'll never recover

>> No.29932479

i have all my limbs so women cant use me to attention whore

>> No.29932562

>>29931676
she has a fetish probably, or some sort of weird mommy syndrome.
my excuse is that i didn't get lucky and he did.

>> No.29932609

>>29931676
No cool glassies

>> No.29932634

>>29931676
I’m ethnic and don’t have a business.

>> No.29932666

>>29931863
I imagine he's pretty good with that finger

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>>29932666
Smells like pickled barring all the time I bet

>> No.29933300

>>29931676
He's flipping us off and laughing at us

>> No.29933317

>>29931676
I'm not all that lovable.

>> No.29933353

>>29932207
Topkek

>> No.29933385

>>29932423
It will actually be worse. She'll say "when he's fucking me, i'll be thinking about you . I love you, this is just sex "

>> No.29933399

>>29931676
Youre a dumbass his name is david martel and she's his sister betty martel you dumb ass

>> No.29933421

>>29931900
I love this cat, ahahahaha.

>> No.29933506

Did she carry him to the mountain top?
also they're probably some pill poppin electro italians.

>> No.29933512
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>>29931676
i'm too shy to talk to women

>> No.29933523

https://youtu.be/jUIrolORx6M

This b our song.

>> No.29933563

>>29932562
>No mommy syndrome gf
I'M FUCKING LIVID

>> No.29933590

>>29931676
Honestly, that's a good woman. I hope they're both happy.

>> No.29933606 [DELETED] 

dudes sup. what is the yearly income from bonuses issued by the project? at least about

>> No.29933619

>>29931676
the courts put a no contact order on me

>> No.29933638

>>29932207
kek

>> No.29933646
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>>29931676
still looks like a chad even without limbs... fuck

>> No.29933654

>>29931900
it's been 5 fucking years pete, just kill me already

>> No.29933728
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>>29931676
I hate most woman it's that simple

>> No.29933793

>>29932209
I normally hate welfare queens but that guy has a legitimate extreme disability which makes his life hell. I wouldn't begrudge him a few thousand from the state.

>> No.29933842

bitch finna yeet that nigga

>> No.29933843

>>29933728
DANERGOUSLY based

>> No.29933942

>>29933793
>not executing the disabled
NGMI

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Is he resting his cock on her shoulder?

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>>29931676
women literally buy sex toys in that dude's exact form factor how could anyone compete

>> No.29934088

>>29931900
He could grab her hair.

>> No.29934129

>>29931676
I am boring as fuck around women.I try not to but i am so im fucked. Its worse than being handicaped.

>> No.29934172

>>29933399
>lose your limbs to congenital defects
>still get to fuck your hot sister
what a chad

>> No.29934331

>>29931990
shameful kek, underrated

>> No.29934484

>>29931676
And right after that she hurls him over the railing.

>> No.29934913

is that fleshlight flipping me?

>> No.29935167

>>29934129
>I am boring as fuck around women.I try not to but i am so im fucked. Its worse than being handicaped.
Women are a money sink, and finding a good one in this day and age is impossible. Even the otherwise genuinely good girls from church who aren't whores still only want to date Chad-tier guys.

>> No.29935296

>>29932207
That's that dude with the YouTube channel. I forgot their name now but Holy kek the girl is so hot

>> No.29935586

>>29934088
.. with one finger?

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29935739

Can someone explain these two to me? She has got to be cucking him or sexually torturing him right? What is her deal? It feels sinister.

>> No.29935992

>>29931776
This

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https://youtu.be/BzUWKSYjpgQ

>> No.29936297

>>29931676
smol DICK.

>> No.29936323

>>29933942
Kill yourself

>> No.29936388

>>29931676
I don't have a dick for an arm

>> No.29936427

>>29935739
Some women have bizarre fetishes.
Simple as.

>> No.29936436

>>29931676
Why does this lad not have a badass mecha suit already

>> No.29936564

>>29931676
I don't like people... I'm a bit of a cunt

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29936667

i have never even attempted to get a GF

>> No.29936723

>>29936667
This. There's a candidate though. But I'll have to wait at least 3 years before making an attempt :(
Better try my luck with roasties

>> No.29936804

>>29931676
all the hot triple-amputee boys in my area are taken :(

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>>29931676

>> No.29936995

>>29931676
I'm too much of a freakshow for anyone to want to be around me. I'm not quite enough of a freakshow to leverage the novelty of it.

>> No.29937010

>>29936667
this, it's pretty easy to just not try and end up being a perma virgin