What's your excuse?

File: 2.44 MB, 1080x1920, 1605902328238.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:02:14 No.29931676 [Reply] [Original]

What's your excuse?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:03:47 No.29931776 His limbs prolly all went to his cock

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:05:17 No.29931863 >>29931676 I have all my members

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:06:02 No.29931900 File: 792 KB, 595x522, brave_gljcavSTPL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She could chuck him over the rails and there would be nothing he could do about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:06:50 No.29931948 File: 100 KB, 425x300, 20210228_190554.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29931676 She's genuinely happy, but she's hiding something

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:06:53 No.29931953 >>29931900 I don't know why that's so funny to me. Am I a psycho?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:07:03 No.29931961 >>29931676 What excuse?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:07:03 No.29931962 i attempted to talk to 23 girls on match.com over the last 3 years and none of them wanted to talk to me idk what their fucking problem is

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:07:23 No.29931985 >>29931948 Shame

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:07:29 No.29931990 >>29931676 Its all funny ultil someone mistakes him for a turtle and throws him into the sea

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:07:43 No.29932004 >>29931676 FACE > HEIGHT > FRAME

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:07:48 No.29932009 >>29931948 That's a man

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:08:02 No.29932021 I have all my legs, how am i supposed to compete with this guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:08:04 No.29932024 >>29931953 nah, laughing at absurdist black comedy is normal

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:08:15 No.29932037 File: 440 KB, 1080x1083, Screenshot_20210219210025_Photos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29931676 The shape of his nose tells me everything I need to know..about her!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:08:28 No.29932048 >>29931676 Chad without limbs is still Chad.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:09:13 No.29932100 File: 382 KB, 1079x1070, 1613613244896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29931676 HIS HAND LOOKS LIKE A COCK ALSO, CHECK EM

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:09:56 No.29932134 >>29931676 He keeps all day showing the middle finger

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:10:28 No.29932159 File: 23 KB, 398x500, 1607047620918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29932100 CHECKED

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:10:58 No.29932193 >>29931676 >What's your excuse? my feet hurt

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:11:14 No.29932207 File: 123 KB, 646x1024, 95F0B961-D690-445B-8C07-17B28AACE4B3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29932048 How will able bodied betas ever compete?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:11:15 No.29932209 He probably makes more than me on disability

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:11:26 No.29932213 >>29931676 im a demanding asshole that considers women property. just gonna buy a pair of south americans in a few years

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:12:13 No.29932251 >>29932207 fucks sake kek

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:12:26 No.29932266 >>29932100 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:12:38 No.29932279 >>29931776 his limb is a cock... his one hand that is...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:13:19 No.29932323 >>29932134 Just thinking about how CHAD this is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:13:33 No.29932335 >>29931676 do you think when he goes to the beach he drags himself like a turtle to reach the water and then floats like a turtle? if so if he flipps over will he die like a turtle?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:13:49 No.29932353 It's her fleshlight

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:14:40 No.29932405 >>29931962 show your profile we can help

Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:15:02 No.29932423
File: 43 KB, 600x549, 1614219153759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>29931676
I feel so bad for this guy. Once the high she feels of being "special" and a "good person" wears off and she wants to get dicked down by a normal guy she's going to leave him and he'll never recover

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:15:56 No.29932479 i have all my limbs so women cant use me to attention whore

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:17:25 No.29932562 >>29931676 she has a fetish probably, or some sort of weird mommy syndrome. my excuse is that i didn't get lucky and he did.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:18:03 No.29932609 >>29931676 No cool glassies

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:18:33 No.29932634 >>29931676 I’m ethnic and don’t have a business.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:19:08 No.29932666 >>29931863 I imagine he's pretty good with that finger

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:29:24 No.29933245 File: 1.14 MB, 852x854, 1614125826952.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29932666 Smells like pickled barring all the time I bet

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:30:35 No.29933300 >>29931676 He's flipping us off and laughing at us

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:30:47 No.29933317 >>29931676 I'm not all that lovable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:31:27 No.29933353 >>29932207 Topkek

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:31:55 No.29933385 >>29932423 It will actually be worse. She'll say "when he's fucking me, i'll be thinking about you . I love you, this is just sex "

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:32:12 No.29933399 >>29931676 Youre a dumbass his name is david martel and she's his sister betty martel you dumb ass

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:32:44 No.29933421 >>29931900 I love this cat, ahahahaha.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:34:00 No.29933506 Did she carry him to the mountain top? also they're probably some pill poppin electro italians.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:34:03 No.29933512 File: 37 KB, 169x169, 1593707716340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29931676 i'm too shy to talk to women

>>	Every Girl You Love or Loathe Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:34:15 No.29933523 https://youtu.be/jUIrolORx6M This b our song.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:34:40 No.29933563 >>29932562 >No mommy syndrome gf I'M FUCKING LIVID

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:35:10 No.29933590 >>29931676 Honestly, that's a good woman. I hope they're both happy.

>>	hassan aly Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:35:26 No.29933606 dudes sup. what is the yearly income from bonuses issued by the project? at least about

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:35:41 No.29933619 >>29931676 the courts put a no contact order on me

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:35:56 No.29933638 >>29932207 kek

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:36:07 No.29933646 File: 137 KB, 960x540, 1507690036864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29931676 still looks like a chad even without limbs... fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:36:15 No.29933654 >>29931900 it's been 5 fucking years pete, just kill me already

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:37:44 No.29933728 File: 546 KB, 700x525, 1614530248729.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29931676 I hate most woman it's that simple

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:38:54 No.29933793 >>29932209 I normally hate welfare queens but that guy has a legitimate extreme disability which makes his life hell. I wouldn't begrudge him a few thousand from the state.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:39:41 No.29933842 bitch finna yeet that nigga

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:39:43 No.29933843 >>29933728 DANERGOUSLY based

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:41:22 No.29933942 >>29933793 >not executing the disabled NGMI

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:41:25 No.29933950 File: 340 KB, 800x807, B2D06312-763E-4EF7-8FB8-EA3C94BA0E16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is he resting his cock on her shoulder?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:42:19 No.29933996 File: 212 KB, 563x515, ldghxwrtharhqe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29931676 women literally buy sex toys in that dude's exact form factor how could anyone compete

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:44:05 No.29934088 >>29931900 He could grab her hair.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:44:49 No.29934129 >>29931676 I am boring as fuck around women.I try not to but i am so im fucked. Its worse than being handicaped.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:45:37 No.29934172 >>29933399 >lose your limbs to congenital defects >still get to fuck your hot sister what a chad

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:48:10 No.29934331 >>29931990 shameful kek, underrated

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:50:29 No.29934484 >>29931676 And right after that she hurls him over the railing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 19:58:03 No.29934913 is that fleshlight flipping me?

Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:02:52 No.29935167

>>29934129
>I am boring as fuck around women.I try not to but i am so im fucked. Its worse than being handicaped.
Women are a money sink, and finding a good one in this day and age is impossible. Even the otherwise genuinely good girls from church who aren't whores still only want to date Chad-tier guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:05:45 No.29935296 >>29932207 That's that dude with the YouTube channel. I forgot their name now but Holy kek the girl is so hot

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:12:11 No.29935586 >>29934088 .. with one finger?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:15:21 No.29935739 File: 136 KB, 1280x720, explain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone explain these two to me? She has got to be cucking him or sexually torturing him right? What is her deal? It feels sinister.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:20:26 No.29935992 >>29931776 This

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:25:56 No.29936252 File: 23 KB, 451x490, 43666234634562626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/BzUWKSYjpgQ

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:27:00 No.29936297 >>29931676 smol DICK.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:27:31 No.29936323 >>29933942 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:28:42 No.29936388 >>29931676 I don't have a dick for an arm

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:29:34 No.29936427 >>29935739 Some women have bizarre fetishes. Simple as.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:29:37 No.29936436 >>29931676 Why does this lad not have a badass mecha suit already

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:31:56 No.29936564 >>29931676 I don't like people... I'm a bit of a cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:34:06 No.29936667 File: 9 KB, 228x221, 1611170476128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i have never even attempted to get a GF

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:35:37 No.29936723 >>29936667 This. There's a candidate though. But I'll have to wait at least 3 years before making an attempt :( Better try my luck with roasties

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:37:34 No.29936804 >>29931676 all the hot triple-amputee boys in my area are taken :(

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:39:13 No.29936876 File: 119 KB, 719x980, Screenshot_20210301_023846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>29931676

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:41:37 No.29936995 >>29931676 I'm too much of a freakshow for anyone to want to be around me. I'm not quite enough of a freakshow to leverage the novelty of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Feb 28, 2021 20:41:56 No.29937010 >>29936667 this, it's pretty easy to just not try and end up being a perma virgin

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]

/biz/ - Business & Finance