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>be kid
>parents go through drive through bank
>tube always came back with a sucker or some other candy in it

Why did the jews do this?

>> No.29924054

>>29923931
Banks are good, goyim. Trust the banks. Did your mommy give you that lollipop? No, we did. We're your lifelong friends.

>> No.29924094

To entice the wandering child into the Torah mines where they'd slave away for their Jewish masters

>> No.29924153

what the fuck is that?

>> No.29924191

Pavlovian response

>> No.29924220
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>>29923931
>drive through bank

>> No.29924258

>>29923931
Classic conditioning, you use the bank you get sugar treats, Sugar releases hella dopamine. Think Pavlov, but you're the mutt.

>> No.29924270

>buy any high value electronics
>always get a pack of gummy bears in the box
IM DIABETIC YOU MURDERING FUCKS

>> No.29924288

>>29924054
let me guess, restaurants having a bowl of complimentary mints for you to have when you leave is trying to entice your children to slave away in the jewish psyop based cringe bluepill blackpill ponzi scheme?

>> No.29924289

>>29923931
>drive through bank
wtf

>> No.29924338

>>29923931
It's called customer service. Not everything is an insidious Jewish trick anon

>> No.29924339

>>29924153
the drive through at banks have these vaccum tube things that you send in deposits/receive withdrawals through if you dont want to go into the bank or use an atm.

>> No.29924348

>>29924220
>>29924289
It's an american thing. They literally don't get out of their cars for anything. No wonder they're all fat.

>> No.29924356

>>29923931
>drive through bank
>tube
nigga what?

>> No.29924365

>>29924288
Yes.

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>>29924220
>>29924289
Found the Europeans

>> No.29924406

>>29924153
>>29924220
You've never been to a drive thru bank before? It's literally just what it sounds like, that capsule gets sucked through a tube which goes to the bank teller. Do you guys live outside the U.S.?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44ANtGlsCpI

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>> No.29924465

>>29924348
We have drive through atms, never seen a full bank like that before

>> No.29924467
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29924467

>buy office supplies at work
>buy from a company that includes a pack of haribo gold bears for every amount X you order
>our order comes with like 30 packs of gold bears

th-thanks!

>> No.29924495

>>29924406
kek americlaps are so fat they have drive-thru banks

>> No.29924500

>>29923931
To get you to visit the Jew dentist and then the Jew doctor.

Americans whole business model is to ram as much sugar and poison down the populations gullets to make them sick and controlled.

>> No.29924544

>>29924288
yes

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>>29923931
>drive through bank
>they teleport tubes like its fucking capsule corp
> >>29924348
>mfw

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>>29924289
Ahahahha eurofags are retarded. You don't have drive through banks because you have no fucking room for one. Here we live like kings.

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I used to love going to these with my mom before Kindergarten and seeing the tube get sucked up

>> No.29924663

>>29924568
Yea I always liked it when it sucked it up, never knew where it ended up. Just knew money in envelope came back. Was super cool as a kid

>> No.29924681

>>29924338
This, Jesus Christ, they're not packing dildos and HRT drugs in the cylinders, it's a bunch of women executing their evolutionary programming to make children happy.

>> No.29924734

>>29924288
Yep.

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>>29924568
You will never work at Capsule Corp

>> No.29924781

>>29924338
nothing is free in this world. no one is just giving out candy without an ulterior motive

>> No.29924830

>>29924406
This can't be real

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POSTING IN A SCHIZO THREAD AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

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>>29924288

>> No.29924901

because the people working there were trying to be nice

>> No.29924939
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Kek I love when the euros discover yet another one of our luxuries.

>> No.29924953

>>29924830
This is real, all the banks near me have them

>> No.29924996

>>29923931
>Mommy I want to go and see mr Rubenstein at the bank again.
Really gets your noggin joggin eh?

>> No.29925003

>>29924406
i live in american and who the fuck would use this? Just use an ATM or if it's a lot of money, why would you not want to do it in person?

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>>29923931
I remember in the 1990s my grandma went through the bank drive through and they were giving out trains or something. I was so autistic for trains, as boys tend to be. Banks are so distant and jewy now, probably because there were like 30 different major banks in the 1990s and now it's like 5. Man, things really did go to shit after 2001.

>> No.29925056

>>29924348
>>29924289
>>29924339
we have these but it's just a regular ATM in a drive through
why the fuck would you need tubes

>> No.29925104

>>29924406
we had this shit in europe 30-50 years ago. i tought i never see that again. keking big time here: """"american tech""""

>> No.29925220

>>29925056
Better than a big truck
The bank isn't something you just dump something on

>> No.29925392

>>29924406
Why can’t they just have normal ATMs you can withdraw from with your debit card?

>> No.29925414

>>29923931
Candy laced with estrogen. That is why you are such a bitch now.

>> No.29925716

Just when i thought i knew everything about americucks, what the fuck?

>> No.29925789

>>29925392
What? They would get wet if it rained and the keypad would be ruined.

>> No.29925826

>>29924288
That sounds about right

>> No.29925895

>>29924289
We've had this shit since the fucking 70s or even earlier, you third worlders dont get it kek

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>>29924338
>(((customer service)))
you're the product

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>>29924288
yes

>> No.29926027
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I always loved going to the bank as a kid in a small town. Everyone was nice and liked me. They gave me candy at the bank, my grandmother taught me how to balance a checkbook, one of them even took me in the vault which was very impressive. I also used to hang out at the fire department and police station. They showed me cool things too. Everything was close to each other so you really could get by just walking. I read a lot of good books from the library. But the post office guy wasn't as nice and I never went there much. I guess my sperg questions didn't have the same charm to him. Still managed to get my hands on a few of the old dial boxes when they upgraded to boring old keyed boxes. Sold some and kept one which was sadly lost in a move. Maybe it's easier to get around as a kid but everyone is on high alert from the second you talk to them these days as if it's something strange and threatening. The small town effect really does not seem to exist anymore. Closest I got was chatting with a liquor store owner and she went over some of the nitty gritty details and offered to get we anything I wanted since I came in so much. Would even throw in a free 50ml bottle now and then when she wanted me to try something.

>> No.29926056

>>29923931
The fucking what

>> No.29926099

>drive thru bank
i hate america even more

>> No.29926120

Why is the US financial system to fucking bad?

It's embarrassing desu.

>> No.29926188

>>29924406
Watch this video and tell that defi isn’t going to fucking destroy banks within 15 years. Holy shit. There’s a person getting paid to put a 20 bill in a fucking canister.

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29926211

>>29924406
Im Canadian and ours just look like regular atms but on the side of the bank... wtf is wrong with you guys? We dont even have to put cheques/cash in envelopes, or wait any processing times, the machine scans and authenticates the cash/cheques automatically

>> No.29926226

>>29925895
The rest of the world had other shit tech in the 1970s, too. Doesn't mean we still use it today. Drive through bank with a tube -fuckin KEK

>> No.29926238

>>29926099
>>29926056
yeaaaaaaa eurofag having part of your dick cut off aint looking half bad now does it

>> No.29926307

>>29926211
>sticky atm buttons
>homeless piss everywhere
>no candy
yeah much superior...

>> No.29926338

Euros I'm ready to blow your minds
>Drive thru for banks
>Drive thru for pharmacies to pick up prescriptions
>Drive thru vaccines
>Drive thru sushi
>Drive thru circumcision

>> No.29926376

>>29924153
>>29924220
>>29924289
>>29924495
>>29924568
>>29924830
>>29925104
>>29926099
>>29926056
>>29926120
>>29926188
trolling or are europoors really this poor and retarded?

>> No.29926386

>>29926338
>>Drive thru circumcision

i thought everyone knew about that? thats how i got mine done

>> No.29926489

>>29926376
I’m American.

>> No.29926499

>>29924406
I've seen these, but most of them in my area (Tampa) have been converted to drive-through ATMs or are simply out-of-order and used as employee parking.

>> No.29926560

>>29924338
>Not everything is an insidious Jewish trick
[X} doubt

>> No.29926594

>>29925716
You're just angry you have to ride a fucking bus everywhere :)

>> No.29926604

>>29926386
Same, we couldn't get a full appointment before penis inspection day and my parents didn't want me to get caught uncut....they didn't want a repeat of what happened to my brother.

>> No.29926618

>>29924288
Hit the nail on the head
also, checked

>> No.29926674

>>29926386
Just off the north circular?

>> No.29926688

>>29924338
>falling for the carbohebrew
lmao enjoy your type jew goyabetes

>> No.29926695

>>29924406
I was born in 1995 in Canada I never seen anything like this in my life

>> No.29926740

>>29926604
the jews got him, eh? happened to my cousin

>> No.29926782

>>29926376
most europeans cant even afford a car, if they can its like the size of a medium cardboard box so no they dont have drive through banks

>> No.29926821

>>29924495
its literally called luxury. sit in a warm car while its raining or snowing or hot as fuck or go sit in a line with crying kids and shitty people and walk in the rain?

i hate america but why would you not want luxury?

>> No.29926834

>>29926307
>sticky capsule
>have to wait for bank teller to open capsule and process cheque or cash into bank account
>Americans need a sugary reward at the end because fat
Yep you're all retarded

>> No.29926852

>>29925895
>We had horse-drawn carts delivering unpasteurized milk since the 1700s you third worlders just don't get it

>> No.29926863

>>29926211
we have these in california. OP is probably from a degenerate state

>> No.29926866

>>29926782
no we just live in places older than your entire country so don't have infrastructure designed around cars

>> No.29926885

>>29923931
To brainwash the children into believing banks give free things. Like happy meals at mcdonalds give toys. Banks give suckers.

Conditioning OP. We are just cattle to them.

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>>29924288
basically yes and checked

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>>29924288
Yes.

>> No.29926922

>>29926695
Same. This is bizarre!

>> No.29926947

Do you put your bank card in the tube? What about your PIN? Write it down on paper and put it in too?

>> No.29926961

>>29926782
Euros drive regular sized vehicles for the most part. Only in the past 20 years has the SUV/tiny dick truck craze started in the US. Sedans are based and will always be better than cuckUV’s.

>> No.29927038

>>29923931
Miss being a kid and getting the blue raspberry ones :/

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>>29926961
>euros drive regular sized vehicles
ive literally never seen a car like this in the US except if clowns were getting out of it

>> No.29927097

>>29924348
Canada has drive through banks too but it's just a bank machine. There is envelopes for money deposit wtf you need a vacuum tube for? That's retarded

>> No.29927104

>>29923931
I miss those days

>> No.29927125

>>29924288
Yes you dumbass

>> No.29927186

>>29926885
they charge you for the toy

>> No.29927196 [DELETED] 

>stack shitcoins
>lose after half a year without liquidity
>go for more shit pool
yay, you won't have to suck dick

No reason to try to find a trash, be smarter, see my wallet on justliqudity.
>JULD - this is coin for hodling, x10 for couple months and pushing further

>> No.29927279

>>29926782
No, I enter the bank, which is inside a century old Baroque marble building and am greeted by a smiling, young white woman who asks me if she can help me. I tell them I am having a problem with their online service so they get an IT guy down there to help me.
And I only have like 10k in bank.

>> No.29927339

>>29927097
tubes are NOT the standard! ATMs are the standard. OP is from some hick town. as a whole, we are NOT all stuck in the 80s

>> No.29927441

>>29923931
>drive through bank
Pardon?

>> No.29927509

>>29924406
It probably cost her $20 in petrol to get there. Kek, what the fuck is the point in that.

Backwards ass country.

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>>29927279
american banks have these so we dont even have to walk

>> No.29927656

>>29926376
the UK financial system is 10x better than the american one

doesnt it take like 5 days for you to send money to someone lmao

>> No.29927792

>>29924348
Britbong here i've never heard of a drivethru bank in all my life

>> No.29927901

>>29927647
how much work is he guna get done on the laptop in the 10 seconds it takes to get up the stairs, what the fuck is his problem?

>> No.29927959

>>29927509
its a 5 min drive in Los Angeles

>> No.29927982

>>29924406
These are disappearing thanks to COVID. All the banks here have abandoned their drive thrus and only allow in person or through the APP/ATM.

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>>29924339
Holy fucking kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1UtRnGn5hc

>> No.29928039

>>29924626
hahahah based

>> No.29928135

>>29926211
I think we're being trolled.
I think the tubes are a brand new thing and they're acting like they're not to fuck with us.

>> No.29928212

>>29925056
I guess it's the in person touch american boomers are so accustomed to along with the convenience of not leaving your vehicle.
I had no idea this was only an American thing.

>> No.29928220

>>29923931
actually this reminds me of when i was a kid and any time I went to the bank with my mom the teller would let me choose from a variety of big chocolate bars. It hasn't been until this very moment that I wonder if she did that for every kid and what kind of ulterior motive she'd have other than being a nice lady. She wasn't jewish though.

>> No.29928319

>>29927509
>>29928029
You people really are fucking retarded that you cannot see the benefit of this. Absolute midwittery.

>> No.29928353

>>29928135
>I think the tubes are a brand new thing and they're acting like they're not to fuck with us.
It's the opposite. These things are old as fuck I think most banks have done away with them already. Either this thread is full of zoomers who don't remember them or full of boomers who haven't been to a bank in a long ass time and doesn't realize they don't exist anymore.

>> No.29928393

>>29924339
> receive withdrawals

lol Americans don't into cas machines or debit cards?

>> No.29928628

>>29928319
In the UK we can sent money to each other and it settles instantly. This is some seriously antiquated shit, lmao.

>> No.29928723

>>29924153
Pneumatic tube

>> No.29928724

>>29928319
Namely the main benefit being that it enables your fat ass lifestyle

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>>29928319

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even the "wealthiest" euro countries are poorer than shitholes like alabama or mississippi so im not surprised that basic banking features elude them

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>be kid
>parents take me to synagogue
>creepy old man cuts off my foreskin with no anaesthetic and sucks the blood off my dick

Why did the jews do this?

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>>29928783
>basic banking features

>> No.29928947

>>29924939
> Luxuries
One more sad and embarrassing thing. It's a good goyim farm, truly.

>> No.29929013

>>29925220
A series of tubes.

>> No.29929315

>>29928783
>Money is more important than the fact America is a third world shithole with a lower life expectancy than meme countries like costa rica and greece

I want to make it so I can afford diabetes medicine and a gastric bypass. Dog bless.

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>>29925051
One more neat thing I forgot about from the 90s and now I have to remember how shitty the future is. thanks ;_;

>> No.29929439

>>29923931
>NO PLEASE!
is this rape

>> No.29929531

>>29926376
We have those tubes INSIDE the bank not on the street. Just do online banking if you're not in the bank why are you using tubes you weirdo

>> No.29929553

>>29928783
Kind of a false comparison when you take into account living expenses. Not saying I'm for or against more European-style socialist leaning governments, just that the amount of money you take home and living conditions are probably much closer.

>> No.29929631

>>29929315
>i want to make it so i can afford diabetes medicine and gastric bypass
>im happy to pay for others to have diabetes and gastric bypasses

imagine being this feeble

>> No.29929980

>>29925716
Our society is focused around cars. It comes from not being crowded together like fucking sardines like you are back in Europe. Being able to do actual banking (the system has microphones and speakers so you can talk) from your car is just what we expect. We can do everything from our car.

>> No.29930029

>>29924288
mm hmm

>> No.29930206

>>29927901
>work
he's on pornhub, doesn't want to miss the initial insertion

>> No.29930304

>>29927656
dude its not better we have 55% of the worlds entire stock market. you probably get a spot loan when you send until the actual money hits. but transfers can be instant sometimes 1-3 days

its only fucking crypto horse shit that takes 7 days to transfer to your bank

>> No.29930347

>>29924153
>>29924220
some people still dont understand that usa is stuck at 70's.
its a shithole.
your atm can do all things drive through banks can.

>> No.29930393

>>29923931
I remember this from the 80's

>> No.29930420

>>29926376
no europe is 40 years ahead of you mutts in tec

>> No.29930571

>>29930420
I've never had to use one but boomers still use them. Europoors dont understand the concept of options.

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>>29930420
ah so thats why you think and talk about us 24/7?

how long has america been living rent free in your head? 10 years now?

>> No.29930615

>>29926782
this is kinda sad, but you actually cant understand how much better things are in europe

>> No.29930743

>>29928029
It not a covid thing If that's what you were thinking. They've been around since the 2000s

>> No.29930974

>>29930615
america is better if you have money europe is better if youre poor. thats it.

>> No.29931003

Holy fucking shit. Drive fucking through banks. Goddamnit, now I've seen it all. No wonder your country is obesity central. Sweet jesus this is insane.

>> No.29931107

>>29930603
:D
why would anyone think or talk about you?
you are delusional.

if you are talking about stimulus, well bad news.
in here we have had it from 80's. different names for them in different countries. some one is living in my apartment and government pays rent. if he would destroy the apartment government will cover that. i make money year after year on same kind stuff you have had for few months.

>> No.29931125

>>29924406
I love how polite Americans are.

>> No.29931145

>>29924220
The fat retards have drive thru pharmacies too, like they can’t Jill themselves quick enough.
Captcha was stairs kek.

>> No.29931157

>>29928783
Do you niggers dont have ATMs? Is this why you use fucking drivethru banks? Who even uses cash anymore, let alone goes to a physical bank. Is this the superior mutt financial system?

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>>29930304
>its only fucking crypto horse shit that takes 7 days to transfer to your bank
I can deposit to and withdraw from Binance and have it arrive on the same day, dog bless SEPA. Not like you bongs would understand though

>> No.29931197

>>29931107
you literally never stop talking about america

>> No.29931220

>>29930571
you dont understand how easy we have things here. it would be a hassle to use that kind of a bank and for elderly that just wants to talk whit bank people they have real banks.

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Behold yuropoors

>> No.29931273

>>29930347
I was amazed when I went there. So many things absolutley stuck in the past. shitty power grid, toilets that use like 50l a flush. Clorinated "drinking" water that stinks like hell. When I was in the UK and Spain, they had similiar problems with their tap water. Why do so many first world countries ahve so shitty tap water? My tap water her in Germany is so good, I drink it every day. A Brita water filter actually makes it worse lmao.

>> No.29931276

>>29931220
Like I said I've never had to use one in my life. It's just another option for people that want to.

>> No.29931336

>>29931197
i have not seen a single news article of anything related to usa after elections. no one cares about you.

every european that has visited you shitty landfill knows how bad you have things.

>> No.29931344

>>29929980
Why would you even need to physically go to a bank tho. Do you not have online banking?

>> No.29931347

>>29924467
Better than a kick in the balls.

>> No.29931366

>>29931173
ok if you have it so much better why talk about us all day? just go live your perfect life

ill talk palm trees beaches oceans big cities and california over germany or whatever other shit hole

>> No.29931377

>>29930615
you cant name a single thing that is better that doesnt revolve around being poor

>> No.29931393

>>29923931
Because they scrubbed their nuts with them before

>> No.29931394

>>29926782
this is true but fuck you anyways

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>>29931366
they want to immigrate

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>>29923931
>sucker
FUCK YOU FAGGOT ITS CALLED A LOLIPOP

>> No.29931490

>>29931107
>proving his point
make sure to provide some more leg room for your mutt tenant

>> No.29931524

>>29923931
suck dick fo money.

>> No.29931602

>>29931366
oi mate do you have a loicence for that bitcoin

>> No.29931622

>>29931273
depends on the state/county. I spent 4 years in MN. fantastic tap water in some counties like Hennepin, but in other counties it tasted like iron sweat.

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>mfw third world europoors are just learning about drive through banks itt

>> No.29931920

The less steps involved in giving jews your money the more Americans will understand how to do it.

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>>29931659
This confuses and infuriates the europoor

>> No.29931964

>>29931602
yes this place is a hellhole i know. like i said its only good if youre rich and europe is better if youre poor. if youre rich you can pay the jews to jew the jew

>> No.29932329

>>29931273
"first world" is not level of development.
its shitty split between communists and capitalist. its all about usa and how they think they are center of the world.

3rd world(non allied after ww) countries are the best countries in europe.

i was shocked so many times when i went abroad about how bad thinks are in uk, South-europe and usa. they just live in a bubble and think they have good lifestyle but in northern europe unemployed have better standard of living than workers in these countries

>> No.29932488

>>29931273
The US is fucking huge and some of our city infrastructure is way older than yours because yours got fucking blasted in the wars.
But other cities are quite nice, especially the smaller ones. Chlorination is pretty typical for some reason though. It might be regulatory because even brand new water deployments use it, even if the water tastes excellent after being left out for an hour for the chlorine to dissipate. A citric acid injector can be used to remove it almost immediately for a whole house if you care enough about it, but really you just get used to it and forget about it entirely. I live in the woods on a private well, so it's pretty jarring whenever I travel, but a few days in I forget about it again.

>> No.29932967

>>29923931

bank lolipops are designed to fuck with the hormones of kids

>> No.29933470

>>29931377
you get atleast 30 days off work a year
not counting saturday and sunday. so its 6 weeks
you get paid 1.5 times your normal salary in this vacation.
i get 38 days so its 7 and a half weeks.

9-15 days off work a year because holidays. so i work just over 200days a year. in us its normal to work over 250days.

i get paid premium for countless reasons. if i go to work on saturday i might get anything between x2 to x5 pay.
you usually dont and if you do its like x1.25

flat tax on capital income.

government calculates taxes and you dont need to do anything if you dont have something to write off. they usually know your write offs so you dont need to do anything.

as home investor i get paid by the government if i get bad tenant. cant lose.

so many free services. biggest one is free health care which is better than your paid health care. no one need insurances if they dont want to.

if i would lose my job i would get earnings-related support for 500 workdays. that is over 2 years. it means i would get paid like 80% of my salary home. at the same time as i would be unemployed i could get support for housing so it could be 100% of my former income.

things that matter are cheap.

there would be better things if i knew what is specifically useful for you.

>> No.29933477

>>29928319
Honestly who the fuck goes to an IRL bank more than once every 2 months

>> No.29933518

>>29923931
tf is that bro

>> No.29933560

>>29928783
cool, now check the countries sorted by standard of living and quality of life, then go to kneel or what

>> No.29933648

>>29931490
only usa has mutts. none here.

have fun being homeless.

>> No.29933687 [DELETED] 

Hi fellas, wazzap here?

>Did you see that scam attack on /biz/ today?
These poor pajeets really think that smart trader will check their rubbish
Funny haha
>I don’t risk today, my assets are on yield farming on yvs finance and I can reinvest any time

>> No.29933796

>>29928393
Sometimes you have to make a withdrawal as well as do other shit at the bank.

>> No.29933987

>>29933648
>projecting
ISHYGDDT

>> No.29934094

>>29933796
everything can be done in mobile app or web browser. and we have free internet so everyone can get to that stuff for free.

>> No.29934251

>>29934094
Yes but this is America not Zimbabwe. We can afford to hire people at banks and receive customer service.

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>>29934094
i'm glad you have your money printer at home to make a cash withdrawal from your PC anon!

>> No.29934285

>>29924939
>luxuries

>> No.29934346

The collapse of western society directly correlated with the decline of urban manumatic tude networks.

>> No.29934491

>>29928135
Tubes are old tech. They used to have them at costco because they couldn't process credit cards at the till back in the day and had to send them by tube to the office.

>> No.29934504

>>29923931
cause of the psyop redpill qanon b1g time liberal media doompill vaccine covid19 תעזבי את הלוח שלי

>> No.29934503

>>29924288
Yes

>> No.29934589

>>29934256
thats what atm is for and why would anyone use cash?

>>29934251
america is just like zimbabwe whit you atms whit customer service. in developing countries labor is cheaper than robots.

>> No.29934613

>>29923931
>give fats sugar
>they keep coming back
shock

>> No.29934619

>>29924681
Those fuckers are even trying to entice my pupper with dog treats in the tube

>> No.29934659

>>29933470
So much wrong with your brain i can't even but wth ill try

>9-15 days off work a year because holidays. so i work just over 200days a year. in us its normal to work over 250days.
> if i go to work on saturday i might get anything between x2 to x5 pay.
You are a wage chucked euro peon we've conceded that euroland is better for prawns.

>flat tax on capital income.
glad you get a good rate for all those huge gains your saving while waging 200 days a year baka
>government calculates taxes and you dont need to do anything if you dont have something to write off. they usually know your write offs so you dont need to do anything.
You are so retarded you like how easy the government makes your routine financial Sodom.

>so many free services. biggest one is free health care which is better than your paid health care. no one need insurances if they dont want to.
More retarded poor cope

>if i would lose my job i would get earnings-related support for 500 workdays. that is over 2 years. it means i would get paid like 80% of my salary home. at the same time as i would be unemployed i could get support for housing so it could be 100% of my former income.
Skipped this something something poor cope

>things that matter are cheap.
More cope

You can stop all of this cope. Just admit you'd rather have been born in a slum outside Perth Amboy NJ than whatever shithole you crawled out of.

>> No.29934672

>>29924339
>>29924406
horrible system tb.h

>> No.29934701

>>29934589
>why would anyone use cash?
empty question

>> No.29934740

>>29925392
>>29925003
because you would instantly get mugged by a basketball american or one of the dozen hobos living in that street

>> No.29934745

>>29925895
that shit looks like something from an 80s movie anon, not techy at all. lmao

>> No.29934769

>>29934285
>dont have to walk outside in rain sun or snow
>sick in car with heating
>not standing in a line

?? just move here bro you dont have to be jealous

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>>29933470
>i get this
>i get that

>> No.29934829

How many brown retards are itt that they don’t know a fucking transfer tube lmfao.

>> No.29934910

>>29934659
i feel like you just made your first $100k
wage cuck in europe would always be in top 10% in usa. its our birthright to be your masters.

>> No.29934942

>>29927509
petrol is really fucking cheap in the US.

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This is a 10/10 in Europe.

>> No.29934972

>>29934701
oh yes i forgot how fucked up your system is. never mind. your system keeps you poor.

>> No.29934986

>>29934824
Literally brainwashed. Even my father who is your typical American , land owning, business owning guy will tell you about how Europe has it better in many ways. They actually take care of their people.

>> No.29935013

>>29934769
>needing to deposit/withdraw checks
>needing checks at all
>needing cash at all
>not using digital methods
i havent gone to the bank in months, i honestly cant recall the last time i went.

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>>29934986
>even my
see
>>29934824

>> No.29935040

>>29934964
uk is not in europe anymore and uk has all the ugly people.

>> No.29935043

>>29934964
where's the required pasta?

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>>29934964

>> No.29935141

>>29924939
They literally cant even comprehend our glorious live style. We can drive anywhere and get whatever we want for very little money.
>>29926782
They cant understand how big and massive the US is. People can literally go anywhere and do anything with a car. They cant go anywhere so they cant understand the joy of it.

>> No.29935169

I thought these were more common elsewhere. There's one in my city in Venezuela but it's the only one I've seen.

>> No.29935232

>>29935031
It's not evidence though never presented it as such

>> No.29935335

>>29926376
>>29924406
Not everyone is a boomer kek. I’ve seen those in movies but literally never irl.

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>>29935141
>They cant understand how big and massive the US is.
on the contrary
https://www.nbc12.com/story/26737161/500-lb-body-causes-fire-at-henrico-crematory/

>> No.29935413

>>29935169
are you a runescape gold farmer?

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>>29925003
social distancing, although them tubes are full covid themselves and require you to wash your hands afterwards

>> No.29935488

>>29934986
i have visited states and simple stuff in there is so shitty that you need at least 4x income to have same living standards.

i know people from usa that have moved to my home town for work and they say they will never go back.

>> No.29935547

>>29935405
Yeah the US is the fattest because we have so much food available. Its a massive land of surplus. But in reality, mexico and the UK i think are close behind. The entire world will be fat soon, borders dont stop McDonalds.

>> No.29935663

>>29935547
very true lol America is just the most fun to make fun of
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/firefighters-forced-rescue-2000-morbidly-7086192

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>>29935547
I'm just waiting for North Korea to get its first McDonalds. Then the world will truly be lost.

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Honestly I always found the whole tube system pretty funny but during this pandemic it's the only way the banks even stay physically open so it actually works out. My bank lets me keep then pen they give you not sure about all this candy business.

>> No.29935807

>>29935141
you better drive every were when you live in your car. if you are lucky enough to have one.

>> No.29935936

>>29929531
Why would you need tubes _inside_ the building?

>> No.29935945

>>29924288
check em

>> No.29935947

>>29935765
>North Korea to
I think the only two countries without a federal reserve central bank is Iran and North Korea. Soon as they both add a Mcdonalds and a Starbucks you knows its all over.
>>29935807
everyone in America has a car, even homeless people.

>> No.29935997

>>29935947
everyone in europe has a home, even carless people

>> No.29936027

>>29924153
Euros are so poor they’ve never been to the bank

>> No.29936110

The tubes are used for certain things you cannot use the ATM for.
For example if you want to check if a transaction went thru or if you want to get a new card, they can send you the paperwork to sign in the tube and the card.
It's true that the US banking system is a bit behind. They've only started using chips in the last decade.
Using a credit card doesn't require a PIN in the US, once the numbers are entered there are no confirmation, 2-factor authentication or anything.
I find that pretty neat.
Americans aren't very likely to get robbed by a street criminal as they mostly travel within the safety of their car and they're pretty good at segregating socially, not going to the 'wrong neighborhood'.
While fraud still happens, the bank and vendors pay for it.
If somebody steals your card and somehow manage to get your PIN in Europe, you're the one paying for whatever they manage to charge, or you have to prove you were robbed.

>> No.29936194

>>29935413
No, I live in Colombia now and have a job.

>> No.29936251

>>29926376
I'm Australian and I've never in my life heard of a drive-through bank. I think it's pretty sad - makes me think you guys spend your entire lives in your cars and your cities must not be walkable whatsoever

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>>29924288

>> No.29936582

>>29935997
You attempt at a zinger fails when its clear every nation has home less shelters which count as a home. Unless you refer to the German government kicking out Germans for refugees. Europe has homeless populations the same as any nation. Cope more.

>> No.29936912

>>29936251
there are streets literally dedicated to just walking on them what the hell are you talking about?

>> No.29937415

>>29936912
You'll understand if you ever leave burgerstan

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>>29936027
we prefer to stand in line for 2 hours

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>>29923931
Do yuros have brew thrus? Place where you can pick up booze and food on the go

>> No.29938131

>>29935040
>uk is not in europe

>> No.29938282

>>29928783
>Not adjusting for PPP
>"I'm rich because shit is expensive in my country"
Singapore GDP per capita is ~63k USD
Singapore GDP per capita PPP is $100k USD

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I almost always forget that America is the only rich country in the world