/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29918882
>unironically having a wife
say goodbye to your $500k soon anon

>>29918882
Deny and lie. You lost your crypto in a boating accident and that wallet is not yours. Wallet? What wallet? Even if there were a wallet, it's not yours. Who downloaded this virus on your pc?

Never, EVER let a woman know about your money.
She exists to compliment you, she exists to create beautiful things with her inborn creative urges and desires, but she is NOT your financial advisor. Your financial advisor should be white, male, and possibly Jewish.

>>29918882
she checked your browser history on your mobile or laptop

>>29918882
Tether up and dig a hole in the backyard. Just wide enough to fit your fat wife in, should SHTF.

>>29918882
You have a bad relationship with your wife. You shouldnt have married.

>>29918882
>immediately wants to spend any money you have
Definitely grew up in a poor family. I know this because I grew up poor and most of my family is retarded with money spending.
>gets stimulus check
>buys 1k grill instead of investing
Usually goes like this

>>29919171
this

>>29918882
I can't believe divorce rates are up ?

>>29918882
If you don't trust your wife and you don't have kids why did you even marry her?

>>29918882
immediately impregnate her, take a loan out with crypto as collateral and remodel the way you want it done, stop being the bitch of the relationship, also start choking her during sex

>>29918882
only provable income and assets are considered in an alimony you retard they cant prove you own crypto

>>29918882
tell her it's for your kids future

>>29919337
Unironically, we have a good marriage. Money's never been an issue and we both save. I just don't see the need to remodel the house and it surprised me when she initially brought it up. Anyway, you anons think she's playing me like a fiddle? She knows that I'm a computer nerd so maybe she just took a shot in the dark and try to get me to confess? Like reverse psychology

>>29918882
>having a wife
Here's your root problem. But if I were in your situation I'd keep denying it and be ready to withdraw most of it from exchanges in case she triggers a divorce. I'd also probably exchange the rest for some retarded food token, so she can have that, kek.

aight so here's what you do.

>Get another wallet. Shift everything to there. >Leave about $150 in your original wallet.
>show her this wallet
>"hey you know what hun, you should get in on this, it's like free money haha"
>"yeah I just got into it to see what it's about, I put $300 in this thing the other day, im still learning"
>bore her to DEATH with all the intricacies of trading and all that jazz
>Let her know that you are bad at trading because you lost half your money. So you don't have more.
>she won't mention crypto to you again
>Fuck her cousin Jim Bob right up the rear

>>29919673

Good chance she's more interested in the exact size of your crypto wallet than house remodeling, yeah.

>>29919701

This is great advice

>>29919701
Best post

>>29918882
keep denying and if she keeps proding tell her to prove it
to get ready for this make sure you have you seed actually written down physically and remove all traces of the wallet off your pc sp when she obviously is going to ask to get her hands on your pc to prove it there is nothing there
better yet make a poster wallet that you send roughly 50 dollars of btc into and tell her when btc rocketed in 2017 you bought 10$ worth of it at the peak and that its only gone up to the 50$ so you dont actually have all that much in crypto even though you have crypto
also if she tries to fuck you for alimoney you can still keep the 500k out of the eyes of the courts untill after the divorce so she cant get her hands on it,at that point if you really dont want her getting her hands on the rest of the 500k you will have to move out of the US and renounce your citizenship

also crypto cant be tracked to an identity unless its in an exchange wallet and the exchange requires kyc

my guess is there is some shoulder surfing going on or he left himself logged in at some point

Remember that YOU DID NOTHING WRONG. Act as tho she accused you of murder: you wouldnt be all defensive youd be pretty fucking pissed off! Dont tell her shit and be the man

>>29918882
let her fuck a black dude and see if that makes her happy?

>>29919701
Thank you desu. This is what I'll do tomorrow. She's kinda retarded (very sweet and vibrant anon wife though) so she'll definitely get lost in the sauce.

>>29919231

>>29919906
This or he just was searching for charts on his phone and she noticed. You're married and a "computer nerd", how would you expect your wife not to know?

>>29918882
Fuck the BTC out of her brain. Unironically.

tell her home depot doesnt accept crypto and to use the money she spends on her nail's and hair.

>>29919701
Make it $5K so it's more believable and she doesn't sus. Losing $5K to save $500K is a fair deal.

>>29920072
I just build PCs and used to game alot more. To her that's a computer nerd. I'm just baffled at how she just randomly called me out. Luckily, she didn't have any hard figures (as to how much I actually own), otherwise I would've been shitting myself.

>>29919673
never admit to anything or even an amount. she maybe just bluffed you and now got you based on your reaction. get a new seedphrase and wallet, never leave the seedphrase somewhere written in the house. consider encrypting some usb drives with truecrypt with the txt of seedphrase. give this usb to close family members. also a hidden truecrypt container would even give you plausible deniability if you leave one usbdrive in your house. also be ready to always have your phone close by to record future conversations, where she maybe might incriminate herself. make sure to keep every hint of crypto on your computer or phone hidden behind password and encrypted protection. so you keep plausible deniability. the advice of other people here giving in some $ k to pay yourself believable out of it, after this tell and remodelling the house tell her, she did good and you are happy to be done with crypto and have a nice home. and hopefully thats it

Should honestly try to find out how she knows, if she bypassed your laptop's password somehow you're 100% a retard for it and this is nobody's fault but yours. Regardless you cannot trust someone like that OP, whatever method she used to gain the information IF YOU SAY YES TO ANY OF HER DEMANDS YOU'RE 100% FUCKED!
>>29919701
Shit advice

tell her you don't...

>>29920415
>do all this, and you MIGHT be safe
Holy fuck why even get married

>>29920669
It's too late, she probably already knows for sure based on his reaction.

>>29920415
>always have your phone close by to record future conversations, where she maybe might incriminate herself.
jesus christ, this entire post sounds like a great way to ruin your marriage as quickly as possible
nothing like treating your wife like a criminal to build trust, right?

>>29918882
Milf her up, she will shut up when there is a kid. Its cheaper than a full remodeling planned by a women.

>>29920611
This is my biggest thing. How does she know?! There's no way she guessed my password. It's an alphanumerical of 25 characters AND she would need my fingerprint as well. I'll have to retrace my steps and figure how she found out.

>>29920750
breach of trust happened, when she, possibly, bypassed his login credentials. so yes, she criminal kek

>>29918882
>Told my wife how my HOGE was doing at least 7 times in the last 2 days
Maybe be honest with your wife? Why start a life with someone you have to hide money from.
>B-BUT WOMEN ARE
Then go fuck men, I don't know.

>>29920955
I wouldn't mind sharing my personal wealth with my wife eventually. It's just that I garnered this wealth relatively quickly and I STILL can't believe I have this much wealth. But the way she approached me about it just caught me off guard. I don't think she has any malicious intentions and I trust my wife. Just hit me over the head like a ton of bricks.

>>29921172
Dude you gotta be up front from the beginning. You know women are sensitive and suspicious. If you found out your wife was hiding thousands of dollars, wouldn't you be wondering why? She probably thinks you're planning on leaving her or something.

>>29921422
I think OP should hide the money until he has enough to sustain his wife's spending.

>>29921422
well but reality is, that 50 % marriages get divoced. and the best hedge against negative effects from this, is not talking about crypto. theres posts after posts of people regretting telling wife or family about crypto wealth. OP now can evaluate risk vs reward of telling wife the truth or just keeping quiet for now.

>>29921603
>sustain a womens spending

>>29921660
Its already more than 50% for young generations.

>>29918882
Have fun getting cucked and losing 250k MINIMUM plus attorney fees plus child support plus alimony. Classic case of NGMI

>>29919673
It's a test. She uses remodeling as an excuse. She doesn't like you having all the money. She wants what she thinks is hers. You will see a dark side of your woman which you think she was never capable of. She will get worse and worse untill you share your money with her. She allready feels she is being left out. She will justify a divorce for this. Prepare for a war. Be ready mentally. I advice you to be prepared to say you lost the keys when you are in divorce court. Buckle up buddy, it's going to be a wild ride.

>>29920874
Is it possible that she used a flash drive OS to bypass the system and just go straight into files? I remember years back whenever I had any OS issues instead of doing a system restoration I'd use an ubuntu flash drive to get whatever files I needed before completely wiping the HDD, have you protected your laptop against said attack? you don't have all your information sitting in unencrypted text files, right?

>>29919231
Tfw no Tsundere gf

>>29918882
>gf knows I have 50k linkies because been together in 2017/2018 and I told her I was being a jew about buying shit to accumulate
>actually have 105k because swingy
>she knows the price of link, and even 50k is a lot
>somehow she can't do price*stack and every time we talk about the future or something she says we won't be able to afford it etc...
Feel good being with a literal retard.

>>29921787
This. He’s beyond fucked and most people here don’t realize it

>>29918882
This is what happens when you don't include your wife early on. She's just catching on you're sitting on that kind of money without having been there for the ride.

>>29921787
There is an other way doomer, make her preggo and claim that the money is for the family and under your managment. Repeat it every 3 years for 3 times to get her brain addicted to you untill here options are gone. the last child should turn 6 when she hits 40.

pump and dump her

Why is there no report category for bad larps?

She only married you to divorce you and cash out. Impregnate her now.

>>29918882
Jfc op grow a fucking a pair and just put your foot down.
“My long term investments are not going to be used for such things.”
End of discussion. Entertain her consooming desires in a another way.
“What exactly do you want done? How much will it cost? Maybe we can cut some things and put that money towards remodeling.”

>married long enough
>still no kids
>thinks your money is hers to spend
That bitch is a liability. Move all your bitcoin into Monero and say you lost it all and never tell her shit about your finances. Montero is untrackable so they can't prove shit as long as you don't say anything stupid. The fact she hasn't pushed for kids yet is indicative that she's a narcissist who only loves hherself and she's now trying to relegate you to being an accessory to her narcissistic lifestyle. You must NEVER relinquish power in the relationship to these types of women.

>>29922122
This. First secure your crypto and find out how she knows/why she's asking. Then, if you really have a good relationship with her as you claim, explain nicely that it's your crypto and you can each pay half for the renovation, but you'll pay only what you can pay in fiat without cashing out out on any crypto. Explain why you don't want to sell and why/how you feel about it. Just because she's your wife doesn't mean you can't have personal belonings and she can think she's entitled to everyting. Don't know how to make it into a wife-friendly conversation, good luck with that. I guess if you know eachother well enough you should be able to find a way.

>>29922868
And by find out how/why I mean just ask her before you tell her anything more.

>>29919231
>white
>jewish
you can't be both unless you're in the process of subverting some goy.

>>29921660
>and the best hedge against negative effects from this, is not talking about crypto
No, the best hedge is to not give your spouse a reason to detest you. lying and hiding is a good reason to detest your spouse, dude. ESPECIALLY if the woman is on the side of the spurred. This didn't prevent anything, it just gave a reason for her to want a divorce.

Why do we get this same fucking larp every day
Fuck off OP. Stop wasting everyones time.

>>29919231
>white, male, and possibly Jewish
Go back cuck

>>29918882
Time to dissolve her in acid. Seems like shes asking for it.

>move $500 worth in a second wallet
>come clean to your wife
>yeah, i do have crypto but how did you know
>show her the balance of the second wallet
>it's fucking $500
>she rolls her eyes and another crisis is averted

>>29919903
>anon, it says here you received this $50 worth of btc yesterday
>where it came from? click
>somone with 500k sent you 50 bux yesterday
>who is this? why would he or she send you money
>what are you hiding from me?
>I'm filling for divorce

>>29919673
>Unironically, we have a good marriage.
>Have to create intricate lies to hide your wealth because you don't trust her not to plunder you
Yea, you definitely shouldn't have gotten married. Out of curiosity, what's your endgame, since if you ever want to actually
retire off the money, you have to reveal your power level at some point.

>>29918882
you told someone. they told your wife. simple as.

>>29921800
Lmao

>>29923794
Noice

>>29923718
Here’s where he lost me

>White
and
>Jewish

No such thing exists

>>29923794
>hfw
>"anon it says that this transaction was 2 hours ago. Why don't you show me how much is in your REAL wallet."

>>29918882
Tell her you have fake crypto, like fantasy sports. Tell her that before you got married, you “pretend spent” your wedding money on crypto and have watched what would happen for your own entertainment. Tell her you’d have half a million now but you have something more valuable now instead.

Then put everything into a hardware wallet, vacuum bag it, put it into a weatherproof gun lock box and bury it somewhere. The only way to truly deflect on a woman is make them feel responsible for something bad.

Just cash out some money you miserly faggot.

>>29924841
make that 2 hours ago a 2 weeks ago and
>i bought it 2 weeks ago actually.

>>29924993
forever cucked by his wife.

>>29919673
Anon this is the matrix testing you to see if you deserve the gains or not.

>>29918882
You fucking losers that get married to some set of 3 fuckholes in a western country deserve your fate.

I can’t even stand a girl sleeping over at my house. Every second my dick isn’t in a woman’s vagina but I have to interact with them boils my blood. I can’t ever imagine having to negotiate with an eternal child who could legally financially rape me at any second.

Jesus Christ.

>>29920040
Bad idea admitting crypto ownership at all.

>>29918882
Why does she need the house remodeled? Is the ceiling about to cave in and kill her?
Or is she one of those frantic yuppies that can't stand going a single year without remodeling some part of the house?
Tell her to make her own profits trading crypto if she desperately wants to build a new bathroom.
If you have a wife who won't give birth to your children than you aren't married to a woman, she's just married to your sex and money.

>>29920611
>>29920888
>Miguel one day sees a text on his wife’s phone from Tyrone with a heart emoji
>Opens her phone to investigate, finds out she’s been having an affair for eight years
>confronts her about it
>”Omg Miguel, I can’t believe you went through my phone like that, I can’t trust you anymore”

>>29919513
You don't trust anyone with your crypto, not even your shadow.

>>29918882
Your best chance is just to remodel the house. Then tell her you have no crypto left, you used it for the remodel.

>>29919701
based advice

>>29923394
Just stfu redditor enough

Do a poo down her neck and make her buy a bag of rubic and fantom

>>29919231
>she exists to create beautiful things with her inborn creative urges and desires

Which is precisely why OP needed to disclose his resources. Women aren't magic. They can't make babies without semen and they can't make a roach motel into a palace without money.

Swap to monero or SCRT quick

>>29918882
How about you be a man, tell her YOU made money from crpyto, not HER. So its YOUR money, and YOU find it shitty that SHE is spending YOUR money on some stupid fucking remodeling project at the start of a bull run.

Put her in her place and make her sign a prenup. If she cheats on you or accesses the wallet without your permission then you can divorce her without giving her a fucking dime.

If she's going to act like a gold digging whore then treat her like one.

Zoom in on the recent dump chart and pretend its all gonezo

>>29918882
monero

>>29918882
Marry a wife that gives you money for stonks and coin. Seriously who marries some chick like that, what didnyou expect. Get a good one next time, they are the quiet ones.

She is a woman she doesn't know shit she is just making wild assumptions. She is shooting in the dark until she hits. Also if shit hits the fan buy fucking monero like a real man and tell the bitch you lost it leverage trading. Tell her you're a gambling addict etc etc.

>>29925894
>Just stfu redditor enough
>ONLY REDDITORS UNDERSTAND THE BASIC FUNDAMENTALS OF A RELATIONSHIP AND NOT BEING A RETARD IN GENERAL
So proud.

Or slowly introduce heavy metals into her diet until she can no long articulate full sentences

>>29918882
you probably left your computer unlocked when taking a shit or shower and she looked at your history

>>29918882
Correction, you have 250k in crypto

>>29926334
kek

>>29927117
Beyond based

>>29926635
thats basically me because i refuse to use fiat

>>29919358
There's value in the experiences you can have with loved ones with that grill.

Every day there is a post like this. I am convinced that this is a demoralization campaing to deter whites from forming relationships and having kids

>>29918882
Oh sweatie... just give her a single punch to the face and tell her you will beat the everliving shit out of her if she ever mentions it again. You... do wear the trousers in the relationship, don't you anon?

You simply have [unknown] amounts of monero

>>29918882
Now it's time for you to understand what modern marriage really is about.

>>29918882
fun fact: both this and the "crypto to crypto is a taxable event" posts are put out by the same entity, a firm that puts out thousands of them in a vast emotional palette of manipulative imagery and narratives meant to elicit emotional reactions

>>29927446
not equal to 1000 dollars invested for 30 years.

And besides, if they buy a 1000 dollar grill on a whim they probably aren't going to properly maintain it, reducing its life value, and a 1000 grill has more things that break so it will either break down and become a waste of 1000 dollars or be a burden to maintain.

>>29921931
He got fucked the day he proposed. This crypto situation only aggravates the fuckery.

I'm about to sell some crypto to build a sunroom.