/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29875190
invest in exoskeleton companies

rent out vehicles for food trucks

>>29875190
Why single out Americans? Canada, Australia, and the UK are all equally as morbidly obese as the US if not more

invest in YUM
make a dogshit food index

>>29875190
you’re right with the thots, it’s gone from healthy white women to chunky nigger tier dumpers, fattys with a few filters and airbrushing to hide their rolls . biz has been penetrated by jew media / music videos, sad to see

>>29875190
Harvest their fat

>>29875190
Invest in healthcare companies

>>29875289
i went to europe and everything was just bread meat and cheese whats up with that

>>29875366
i hate it
mtta

How do we profit off of that forehead fat is the real question.

Invest it fitness fat people love to put money into workout equipment and services even if they never do it

>>29875289
I assumed the US was the only country with that many morbidly obese people. In other countries there may be a similar percentage of people who aren’t a healthy weight, but that’s mostly just slightly overweight/barely obese people.

>>29875603
not really

>>29875190
Easy, invest in a company that will produce the worlds first artificial heart. You’ll make so much fucking money it won’t even be funny.

Biz used to have good taste in women.

>>29875190
Invest in insulin manufacturers

>>29875819
Exactly, nowadays trash like pic related is being posted unironically.

$mcd, $qsr, $grub etc

>>29875190
invest in mcdonalds

>>29875190
Vanguard Health Care ETF (VHT)

>>29875909
>fat acceptance phase

>>29875390
This is the winner here. Invest in boomers, fats, trannies. Make bank off of clown world.

>>29876385
>>29876060
no

>>29875603
Obesity is skyrocketing across the planet now. It’s the US’s greatest export. India in particular is trying its hardest to match US numbers.

>>29875190
>How do I long fats?

Invest in a wide net of companies making treatments and diagnostics for

diabetes and heart conditions

>>29875390
You got any particular favs?

APOC is making better heart attack detectors and diabetes stuff, their stock never seems to rocket, but has a slow constant rise

siemens might be a good one

>>29875190
The fat has nowhere else to go so it went to her forehead.
My fucking sides

>>29875190
Prepare for the unprecedented combo of lots of 90 yo baby boomers, 70 yo gen xers, and loads of younger fatties all dying in a 5 - 10 yr block.

>>29875190
unironically by buying fast food stocks and the McCrypto coin

>>29876802
Genetics.

>>29877036
So

Start investing in funeral homes and fat person health care

Sugar. The obesity epidemic coincided with the demonizing of saturated fats and the USDA pumping grains coupled with a diet high in processed sugar. Long would be big pharma stonks, and shitty foods.

Just go long on human stupidity.

Invest in GEO and CWX, the 2 publicly traded private prison companies, no matter what politicians say, they wont kill them, and they own detention centers, rehab clinics, and min security prisons.

Coca Cola, PepsiCo, YUM, all that garbage, they print money. I'd also suggest Dollar General stock.

>>29875190
Buy $MCD

>>29877855
>GEO
the price is really down over a 5 year trend
could be good to buy, but hard to say

>CWX, recently jumped alot, might have missed the boat on that.

>Coca-Cola
that is some erratic movement, risky, but has potential

>>29875366
>filters
>posts this rambling barrage of shit coming out of your mouth
pottery

>>29875190
>fat stored in the goddamn forehead
How does this happen?

>>29875603
Mexico is number one for morbid obesity.
Africans remain marvelously thin.

My favorite excuse I hear from liberals is that people are fat because they’re poor.

>>29875366
Haha, leftcucks and redditniggers spammed /pol/ so much that I left to join other boards, and now the images I collected from /pol/ and post here (such as that one) as spreading.
The /pol/ diaspora is only beginning.

>>29875190
Invest in companies that make food for fat people.

>>29875251
how do I do this? do you have tips?

>>29875190
soap

Open a Popeye's. Guaranteed money.