/biz/ - Business & Finance

Christ is King

Bros do you ever think of if youll ever have sex and if you do it wrong and jam your dick awkwardly and sprain or break it? Thats my biggest fear

>>29870222
>MFW OP gets trips

CRBPajeets report in

>hungry
>but don't want anything in the house
>look at delivery
>know I shouldn't spend that money

stocks for this feel aside from DASH

Bear market incoming

>>29870145
>>29870082
>>29870186
Sorry, I missed the whole thing.
Did retards buy another Chink scam again?

How does this even happen? There is one every week and people never seem to learn.

>>29870316
They Don't Know What Is Coming. They Only Buy Stocks Which Have Already Mooned.

Ummm oil bros.... what the actual fuck is going on here?

>>29870324
Dubs and Bobo dies!

>>29870271

you can "fracture" it. and it's serious apparently.

MARQETA IPO FUCKING SOON
FUCKING FINALLY

>>29870271
I've already done that, wasn't very fun but wasn't the end of the world, dick just hurt for a couple of days

>

>>29870338
CRBPajeet has not even begun to moon
moon soon, soon the moon
village fed sirs

stocks are expensive now
we could be in a bubble
my portfolio though
already looks like rubble

>>29870325
I tripled my money on SOS and held some afterwards to see where it went. I'm scammed out of the money I left in, but I still made a good amount, so no harm no foul.

The goddess of salvation will save your gains, Anons.

>>29870399
They seriously sold after two (2) weeks. They got impatient.

>not getting my tax returns (first year investing poorfag who gets money back) before roblox IPO drops
>not getting another stimmy before roblox IPO drops
I won't be able to buy enough bros...

>>29870324
Too many people talking about collapse of the economy. We still have some time, the crash is happening after some green days

>$2000 in stimulus?
>$15 minimum wage?
>no more lockdowns?

Sorry, the best I can do is diversity picks and war in Syria, goyim.

>>29870222
How are all my Palantards doing today?

They don't do any deep research They only buy stocks based on price action. So they sold their CRBP.

>>29870437
the average /smg/ dweller is either a tranny like CLF that refuses to actualize gains or a retard that chases after GME tier pump and dumps at the peak
sad sirs, the CRBPajeets will prosper

>>29870316
i live and die by the results. im not selling until those results come out, win or lose.

>>29870343
just tell us what your schizo theory is so we can laugh at you

>>29870508

>>29870243
Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on a social level.

>>29870558
you will see very big gains sir
a whole village will be built

>>29870412
youre doing the lords work anon

>>29870479
What will their price be?

>>29870545
>the average /smg/ dweller is either a tranny like CLF that refuses to actualize gains
I hate these retards. They get emotional and attached to a stock. It becomes their life. Once CRBP hits the desired price targets we will sell our bags to reddit retail cattle and move on to greener pastures. We act like vultures, not emotional tranny dipshits who never exit and scale out of a position as desired.

The CRBPajeets will win because we are not emotional. We are patient, but not attached.

those who sold on Friday will miss out on the boom Monday morning. ATH's coming for the diamond hand gang

In retrospect I should Have bought the GUSH dips this week.

god fucking damn it

Jill let's me have waffles in the weekend.
#weekendwaffles

>>29870316
H-holding strong haha.......

>>29870222
Gonna drink a beer now desu
It's ok and I was too lazy to go to the beverage store for something better.

>>29870653
gonna dip way harder after OPEC opens the faucet next week

>>29870603
Booze is far worse than pot.
I'd prefer to do no drugs

How do libtards with money in the stock market cope with the fact that Biden is crashing it with no survivors?

>>29870537
I sold to buy some based China stocks that dipped. China is friend, India shits in streets

>>29870437
As the impatient pump and pumpers are shaken out I’m gonna be stacking next week. Idk Muhc about the stock other than the catalyst hasn’t happened yet. Something about lupus trial idk. I’ll throw a few grand at it and hope for the 10x.

>>29870716
I'm out of the loop, whats happening with OPEC?

>>29870479
why are we so excited about a fucking roblox IPO?

>>29870721
>Anythings better than Trump! He was literally orange cheeto Hitler!
Something like that I guess

>>29870316
I'm going to laugh when this set of trials report no better than placebo just like they did last year

I'm going all in on TSLA calls

>>29870721
>libtards with money in the stock market
lmao, if libtards had money they'd be conservatives

>>29870430
sounds like me but with CBBT, which has since dumped back to it's initial valuation but it could still moon again afaik.

>>29870721
IKEA alex drawer

>>29870222
is exercising a contract taxable?

>>29870761
march 4 meeting

>>29870628
$800 per share, initial 10,000,000 share offering

>>29870637
Yeah, about that Monday gap up...

>>29870748
>I’m gonna be stacking next week.
You shouldn't have much time to do that, but it is a good idea. The hidden tigers (market makers who trade on the bid-ask spread) will drive the price up before we can blink when they decide to do so. Act quickly, volatility on CRBP calls is at a low too, if you play options.

>Idk Muhc about the stock other than the catalyst hasn’t happened yet.
Endocannibanoid treatment for Lupus, phase 2 trials.

>>29870508
Will war in Syria increase oil prices?

>>29870721
>stock market crash with republican bush jr.
>stock market crash with republican trump
>stock market with biden reaches ath

based retardanon

>>29870781
Roblox makes a fuck load of money, you would actually be shocked. Their value as a company has also skyrocketed over the years.

This isn't good pennybros...
I just went down the rabbit hole and researched all of our crown jewels. There is a huge legitimacy problem.
>GRST's listed address is pic related.
>EGYF is being investigated for tax fraud.
>DGTW's CEO was arrested yesterday at his palm beach mansion
>MJNE doesn't actually exist
>WOGI is filing for bankruptcy

>>29870891
Go back

>>29870761
Monthly production meeting (they are monthly now), expected to increase production by A LOT for various reasons.

>>29870781
because reddit is so we're gonna make money

>>29870271
That's not something you should even worry about anon

>>29870921
Biden good
money printer go brrrrr
winners aren't losers

>>29870921
trump lost you nigger

>>29870944
so since production is going up I'm assuming that's going to make it cheaper and thus cause a bit of a dip?

>>29870891
here's your (you)

>>29870886
what are her gas prices if you understand my query.

TESLA

>>29870520
I’m not a trader anymore I’m an investor.
745 @32.45

>>29870965
>implying trump didn’t print more than any other president
why are trump supporters so dumb?
are they still mad because their idol lost?

>>29870716
Why would they open the faucet next week? The prince already said that its time yet.

Should I unironically keep adding to my SOXL/TQQQ/NAIL or are there other short-ish term plays that might see better returns? Any feelings on TAN?

>>29870998
very good anon, bless your heart we're all very proud of you

>>29871002
>LIBTARDS CRASHED THE MARKET
I bet you aren’t successful in life

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

>>29871049
I'm a bit retarded, thanks for bearing with me

>>29870635
Words of wisdom anon.

You drink? I don't remember if you drink. Of course there's drink and "drink". I drink, but I haven't been drunk since Reagan was president. I got a DUI in a jail; I actually fell down and pissed my pants. You don't need to do that twice. I tell you this so you'll know everybody's been there. Once. If you're there twice having been there once I can't help you. You know, I listen to the drunks and it's like you're listening to a fairy story about a fight with a fucking monster when the actual title of the story is I Can't Handle My Liquor by Mr. Crybaby. I don't know, maybe they got a problem but fuck 'em if they do 'cause I don't. Which leads me to ask, are you pulling this shit just now or forever? I mean, do you have a problem "wah wah wah" like some little fucking girl "wah wah wah" or some Somali who can't process that there's no food where they live? Or are you just fucked up temporarily 'cause you're temporarily fucking stupid?

>trump lost you nigger

>>29870857
>$800
I’m too poorfag to mass buy shares at that price.

>>29871035
sir i can't vote i am indian
buy CRBPajeet

>>29871042
they can be good long term but even im not feeling 3x leveraged anything right now

its either perfect timing or really bad

Thank god for yoga pants and that some women wear them almost everywhere..

>>29870716
>he doesnt have insider information
kek stay poor

>>29870781
Think of how much money people spend on csgo dota lol and other shitty cosmetics

They spend shitloads on this fucking game apparently also

>>29871037
because i have a shitload of money in options that aren't quite in the red yet

>>29870721
The wealthy liberals are so wealthy they don’t have to worry about money and the rest are such failures they are agitating for the whole system to collapse cause they think somehow they will be the ones in the ruling party living high on the hog dictating how everyone else lives and that won’t have to actually work. If they read history they would realize that they are the first to be killed once a communist revolution succeeds and they are no longer useful.

Alright guys now is the time to get in to GTLL micropenny stock. https://www.globaltechnologiesltd.info/
If you are invested in cannabis, you should be investing in this as they create hemp products and are clean energy. A few weeks ago they filed to reclaim shares from dead companies and are making a comeback. https://171a331b-5ce7-4ede-8f5c-2bdd3f4ab1a9.filesusr.com/ugd/e5f6e2_c1548339859f44b19d2864348e67d54b.pdf
Super risky
Super rewarding

>>29871132
It’s 45 a share my love

>>29871104
You don't sell on shakeouts. You don't sell your CRBP when they drive the price down a bit. The hedgers, scalpers, and speculators are all there, hiding behind their screen or executed at the whim of a quant at an institution, waiting to eat you alive if you let them.

>>29871022
>32.45
OOF why’d you buy over 30 my fellow investor fren? Should’ve waited till the lockup expiry dip. Doesn’t matter though, anything under 50 is a Black Friday discount

BBRW bros.... w-what happened?

>>29871114
Damn I fucked the transcript. He says "and in jail," not "in a jail." You can't get a DUI in a jail, that doesn't make any sense.

>>29871195
Now that’s a price I can deal with.
I’ll buy 50 to start off.

>>29871152
I thought the Saudi insider said they were going to ramp up production though, and to just invest in shithole country oil that China and Russia buy from

>>29871152
they meet every month tho, saudi bro needs to come back and update. I'm just fudding because if they do open the faucet my portfolio is gonna have another week of being raped

>>29871186

>>29870271
Thats why you go slow. Jacl hammer shit only gets her off when you have stamina to keep it up

>salty trumptards talking about libtard market crash, hyperinflation and communist revolution

bullish as hell

i keep losing my ass panic selling arkf calls

is this the time to buy back? holy shit i hope it bleeds more so i can not look retarded. im not giving up until all that fucking money is gone. i was up 40% until that fucking crash it was worse than september what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>29871002
I gotta give it to Republicans. They've tricked a bunch of people into believing that the Jews aren't on their side.

>>29870520
PLTR will recover in March. Buy all the dip in your positions.

>>29870682
Get some Johnnie Walker or JDs with blue label.

>>29871345
girls frontline girls really activate my almonds

>>29871152
You can shit on me for 50k and have a camel fuck me in the ass for 250k

>>29871240
So glad I didn't fall for that shit. People who invest in these cheap stocks hoping for a 1000x are fucked in the head.

>>29870578

>>29871306
both sides are faggots and need their minecraft servers DBANd

>>29870271
I'm never gonna have sex, so there's no need to worry.

>>29871303
>gets her off
you some kind of homo?

>>29870998
Yes, Im guessing Brent will trade in the 55-57 range before the next push (assuming the output increase rumors are true).

>>29870838
No. Your cost basis on the stock is not the strike plus premium paid and holding date becomes when you exercised the option. Selling the stock for a profit is taxable from your cost basis and date of exercise.

>angry qoomers want the market to crash because "orange man gone"
Buying calls for next week
The universe has given a universal exit point for all decision making. And it is whenever Qoomers have a position on anything.

>>29871325
ok, literal nigger

>>29871374
These guns make the best girls.

>>29871506
fuck off incel

>>29871475
sir buy crbpajeet calls and you will be rich money bag man money

>>29871325
>>29871506
was meant 4 (you)

Smart money is well informed. Far more informed than the general public. Not only on the overall market but also on specific companies. They know when to step in and buy as well as when to step out and sell. If Smart Money is aware of an upcoming catalyst, they begin to buy up shares.
During the Accumulation Phase, a stocks price will remain within a tight range.
There isn’t much money to be made during this period.
The purpose of this phase is for Smart Money to buy up as many shares as they can at the lowest possible price.
Smart money is able to keep a stocks price within a tight range by spreading negative news or by selling just enough shares to drive the price lower and scare you out of your position. They are right there waiting to buy.

>>29870508
Biden is a good guy..

>>29871295
isn't the whole thesis already right as long as crude oil stabilizes above $50
im not banking on oil going back to 2011 levels or something. I'm just riding them for the recovery, funds will flood back inn once full sustainable dividends are back

>>29870812
>I'm going all in on TSLA calls
Whooooo caaaaannn it beeeeeeeeeee nooow

>>29871529
your time is coming soon goldberg

>>29871551
ya dude, he lets niglets play with his leg hair and doesn't afraid of anything

>>29871548
Thanks to all the PLTR smart money here! I remember you all telling me to buy so I did.

THANK YOU FRENS! My average is 11.80!

You already sold your shares right bros? This ain't going to be just a dip.

>>29871663
PLTR is too overheated, not a good value play. Buy better value plays instead like CRBP and ATOS. And NOK. And FUBO.

>the price of gas is almost back up to 3 dollars/gallon
oil barons, please

>>29871563
Brent correcting down to the 55$ support is still a 10k$ loss per contract desu.

>>29871475
Based.

>>29871374
Based

>>29870721
>the fact that Biden is crashing it with no survivors
Sauce

>>29870316
Here sirs. Get in on the dip or die poor. These other shillers try to scam you with tranny silver & steel. Don't go for that shit. Wanna see the top mooning gem? Check what the CRBPajeets are posting on /smg/.
>guaranteed 5x make here

>>29870222
I concede lumposter, those episodes WERE good. Anyways the ticker is CRBP, their results were positive.

>>29871688
what about ANVS

>>29871702
oh what's that Lum you want it to stop? i thought your magically electric fairy cars would save you

>>29871775
In my opinion you already missed the train on ANVS. It’s had a heck of a run already, and Renaissance already sold out accordingly. It’s very small float stock, so it could possibly be run up further easily enough by some news along with a pumper, but not worth the risk imo. Too many other good plays to take besides that one.

So instead please buy CRBP and ATOS.

>>29871702
I invested all my money into Oil and decided not to repair my car all this year. Im just going to sit back and collect my gains why Oil prices go back up. I drive a Benz and that shit eats up gas like there is no tomorrow.

>>29870316
https://vocaroo.com/1hj9lO3nSo0l

You know nobody tells you sex is actually hard work before you get a wife

>>29871177
Dubs of truth. People who are buying day one are doing the best they can to keep this quiet until they can acquire, imagine missing out on this.

>>29871702
>implying lum doesnt drive one of stanley meyers water car designs.

>>29871563
yea long term I'm bullish on oil. I just didnt know about the opec meeting last week or i would have taken profit instead of jacking off over not getting raped by the dip and shitposting about being an oil baron. I probably should really not rely on smg for all my news

>>29871818
needful

>>29871742
>sauce
my portfolio nigger

>>29871702
Should've listened to Meidri poster last year. >>29871076

Whenn i wasss a wage cuckk

>>29871903
>He thinks this is the crash

>>29871825
where the hell did you get a wife

>>29871679
I like money and bought the dip

>>29871772
glad you enjoyed it my friend
>>29871777
please just take your profits and let me have cheap gas again

>>29871866
You will not fomo into stocks shilled on here during their pumps, my white ADHD friend. You will only buy value stocks before they have mooned, load your positions before the market makers drive the ask up.

>>29871825
no if you girl xD

im so tired of paying 40 for an 1/8th bros
shoould i rob my dealer

>>29871965
She's a chubby girl, but she's a virgin and is never going to divorce me.

>>29872012
>paying 40 for an 1/8th bros
Thats top shelf price lol, are you paying for dogshit weed as well? At 40/eighth im expecting to get sent to space

>>29872012
Yes, do it. What is he gonna do? Call the cops?

>>29870222
Sauce on image? Comfy af

>>29872012
Yes you should be paying 30

>>29872049
I said where faggot i didnt ask you to write a fucking sonnet about her beauty

>>29872078
He's gonna murder anon lol

>>29871772
>. Anyways the ticker is CRBP, their results were positive.
Their primary completion results haven't been released yet.

>tfw bought ARK etfs

>>29872120
Oh, tinder. I was desperate and looking to pipe and just found wife material instead

>>29872150
haha of course thats what he meant to say haha silly mistake

>>29872065
he says its "top shelf" and is good but def not worth 40 but my main guy left and i deal with idiots now
>>29872108
typically could find a half for 80-90 now im lucky to get anything lower than 130 bullshit man bullfucking shit dealers scared of legalization

>>29870222
You had better buy GME next week; on March 19th it's going to explode for over $1,000 a share. Listen or stay poor

>>29872078
He could call one of his biker friends or some other henchman and break the guy's ankles, I'd imagine...

>>29872195
Lol. That's funny. Spreading lies about CRBP. On the internet. Lol. I laughed. I chuckled.

Let’s please seriously consider a CRBP containment board. When is it finally going to be over. This shit is so gay

>>29872212
BB

>>29871983
>bought the dip
>TSLA
It's still nearly $700/share. Do you really think it can go much higher?
>>29872012
>wasting money on dude weed
Even the CLF tranny has enough brain cells left to grow his own

>>29872244
/6 more days general/

>Let’s please seriously consider a CRBP containment board. When is it finally going to be over. This shit is so gay

>>29872212
>implying i'm not bagholding 100% from 369 last month

damn, THIS is the stock pajeet has been shilling non stop?
i'm so sorry anon

>>29872223
Isn’t he probably just some white loser? And couldn’t you technically ask some of your own "biker friends“

>>29871042
TAN and FAN (lol btw) both have really ugly long term charts. I wouldn't touch either one. Basically memes

>>29872254
?

>>29870222
>>29867777
>all the rabid commie-tier redditors in the last thread
>you're apparently batshit insane if you don't love marxist and open borders have some appreciation for freedom
>>29868284
>the "libertarian" fucktard who unironically supports totalitarian dems because other people want to stop them from stealing the election
You retards are too dumb for politics.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbOU2fTg6cI
>antifa are brave heroes and fuck liberty

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtIi8QR5Mzs
>Joe Biden on Europeans becoming a minority - "That's a source of our strength."

>An unrelenting stream of immigration. Nonstop, nonstop.
>Folks like me who are Caucasian, of European descent, for the first time in 2017 we'll be an absolute minority in the United States of America.
> Absolute minority. Fewer than 50% of the people in America from then and on will be white European stock.
>That's not a bad thing. That's a source of our strength.

https://today.yougov.com/topics/politics/articles-reports/2015/05/20/hate-speech
>in 2015, half of dems wanted hate speech legislation
You can be sure that it's 75% now.

Imagine thinking you're sane or libertarian as you support this. fucking retards.

What is your outlook for the coming week /smg/?
Any particular hopes?
What are you currently watching?

Imagine buying a pharmaceutical company that’s based in a country that can’t even figure out how toilets or hygiene works. You deserve to lose all your money.

>>29871152
I was one of the people Saudi bro was responding to that day. I mentioned I thought oil was gonna dump and people might should get into SCO. He was like no man it's gonna pump. Talked me out of buying SCO. That was a close call. Dude is based for a sand nigger

>>29872290
>>29872312
CRBP $3 waiting room

>>29872405
The absolute shithole that is Norwood, Massachussets.

>>29872212
>>29872297
Just DCA on GME and we're all gonna make it after March once price per share is 1k.

>>29872257
growing bud is very costly and pretty hard, did he actually? im not in an area where outdoor grow could work although

tech investors where we at.
I hit panic level last week and sold, I feel like the market is at anxiety level right now.
worried I sold at the depression level though
but I haven't really been seeing a lot of depression out there, just anxiety.

>>29868359
Go back to re-ddit/leftypol, you mouthbreating commie faggot.

Is BB an actual non-meme stock that got swept up in the GME hype? Worth holding long at this price?

>>29872393
hope the saudis don't flood oil and i hope bitcoin comes back over 50k.

Damn it, I just want to get my Oil gains already so i can buy a $3000 dollar gaming PC and 360 hz monitor and a flesh light of Mia Malkova's butthole.

>>29872338
hes an old white guy, probably goes on 4chan

>>29870812
>>29871679
Do you think the party is over?

Has the music stopped?

>>29871345
>Johnnie Walker or JDs with blue label.
Based and bluepilled

>>29871152
Is that a submariner?

>>29872461
disbelief

>>29872393
Got some calls on ACH.
Hoping to make some money off UUUU so I can move those funds into RBLX on the 10th.
Being a poorfag sucks

>>29870242

>>29872451
no bro the hegies arent gettting my shares for less than 69,420 right guys?

>>29872394
I think Biden is a dementia riddled kike mouthpiece, but please take this shit to /pol/ you fucking retard

>>29872461
shutup retard i always post that picture as a newfag trp, stocks only go up

>>29872541
Go away Satan

>>29872338
I don't know the guy but I know a weed dealer (who also does technical analysis on the SOXL, interestingly) who has had hits put on him and has threatened to pay thugs to kneecap someone who was giving him shit. The higher up in the weed distribution pyramid you go, the more likely the dealer is to know armed thugs, even if he seems like he's just some harmless White loser..

>>29870222

>>29870507
You can load up on UVXY. It usually rallies a couple days after a crash starts, so you won't miss it.

>>29872519
that's a man

if you fags wanna play pennystocks DRWN is gonna merge with SANP

>>29872575
Satan just means adversary

>>29872480
kek the "libertarian" larper was an actual commie.
>>29868890
>idpol

>>29872490
the 10-bagger bull thesis for BB has never shown any signs of being adopted by the market. it rose during the reddit hype because of a widely disseminated value thesis for BB and everyone caught up in the moment thought "value stocks pay off huge like gamestop! buy buy buy buy buy!" but value theses actually take a long time to pay off generally so the price of the stock dropped quick as soon as the hype wore off (and as insiders sold into the push in the 20s) and now the stock is trading around pre hype levels. which right now makes it either a smart investment or a value trap.

The only people that scream it's all gonna crash are people that are sitting in cash and if they are sitting in cash then everybody hasn't bought in yet which means it won't crash. When the permabears finally capitulate and buy is when the market will fall out and not a minute before. We still have a ways up to go yet

>>29872461
im numb to losses as this point. im holding shares until it goes green.

>>29872610
Dudes right, jesus himself will come and smash the DOW to 1k, worshipping golden bulls over jesus is a real pepega move in 2021 anon. He said dont worship graven images of bulls and frogs.

>>29872490
Yes anon, if you didn't know prior to gme hype, BB was ramping up because of their EV expansion, and partnership with amazon, as well as Baidu (chink google). It should be at the $17 mark right now, ready for take off, but is being massively underpriced by (((analyst))) and getting dicked down because of GME niggers. I'm buying more this week

>t. 9.79 price average

>>29872551
oh but kikes can buy my one share for 666,666

>>29872312
>the designated shitting street flag

>>29872528
i'm going to file that under "denial"

>>29872519
do they have one of those?

>>29872699
going to make another tally mark for denial

>>29872694
The 25 trillion dollar hedge fund ecosystem is at negative cash holdings right now though cause of all the USD shorts open right now though lol

>>29872694
This isn't about a dip. It is about a rotation form meme tech. Anyone using bald man memes for meme tech is unironically a street shitter unloading bags.

>>29872711
if you are talking directly to me I do not worship anything? Jesus was an enlightened man just like buddha and does not want to be worshipped like this, he was thrown into the magical stories of your mind controlling book.

>>29872461
Somewhere between anger and depression.

>>29872591
>

when QQQ is above:

50 EMA: hold TQQQ
100-51 EMA: hold QLD
101-200 EMA: hold QQQ
below 200 EMA: cash

perfect or no?

>>29872920
Didn't read, jesus is king. Repent now heretic and sell your stocks before god destroys your puny """bull market""" of false idol worship

Dubs and Melvin short-ladders the SPY on Monday market open

I panicked and sold almost all of my investments a few weeks back before I lost all my gains and now I'm uncertain what to invest in.
I had a pretty diverse portfolio but now I kind of want to hedge it down to just 3-4 things but I'm terrified of losing my money at this point.
What do?

>>29872958
If you actually backtest that strategy selling when it crosses the 200 day is a losing strategy

>>29872995
always the kindest words from christ cucks, again I worship nothing at the moment.

>>29871858
Yes

>>29872958
But are you volume weighting your price data?

>>29872671
how about a nostalgia Buy?

>>29872393
Where does Tesla go from Friday close?

How am I supposed to make estimated tax payments when I frequently experience 100% swings in my net worth due to memes/options/crypto and depending on my luck I could either end the year a millionaire or homeless?

Please can someone review my investment strategy.
I will sell covered calls on the SOXL shares I already own and use them to buy SOXX/SOXL at a ratio of 80:20.

>>29872958
So you're gonna sell everything and go into cash when the market reaches the lows? That's the spirit

I'm not doing too good /smg/bros
haven't been around too much lately

Turns out my childhood insomnia was not just me being too sensitive. The human mind is an incredible thing.

The nightmares were hidden behind an AT field, or something. So they crept in to the day.

I know why Guts sees the monsters at night now
I think maybe this is why I am not OK

but I'm too old now and I'm broken in all the ways they said
I'm ruined

but there are people in the world who haven't betrayed me yet so i can't just give up on myself completely
>they've probably been making fun of my retardation behind my back for years, and are furious after years of disappointment from my incompetence
FUCK
I can't even blame them
there's nothing in it for them to have me in their lives

>>29870222
but it's saturday

>>29873025
Go all in on UUUU

market will go slightly down. crab at best. Then massive dump on Friday. 2-3% + drop

>>29873025
Either put it in a mutual fund if you HAVE to be in the market or just hold cash. Shills will tell you hyperinflation is coming but they're just retarded, being patient and holding cash will pay you back bigly

Guys, what is Mommy going to "invest" in next? I'm scared.

>>29873190
TSLA again

>>29873080
Matthew 10:34
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send [or bring] peace, but a sword."

Die heretical bull worshipping chink

>>29873075
you mean getting out of SPY into cash? What about the rest of it though?

The idea being when we are nearest to ATHs, there is less volatility daily and more consistent positive days, both of which you want more leverage. as you go lower below MAs, you want to deleverage yourself. Are you saying I should be in QQQ at minimum all the time?

>>29873127
im just talking about the classic SMAs that most people use

>>29873142
then buy back when we reach those levels I sold at, yes. Downside mitigation

i didnt rob him guys, hes too fast and convinient like uber for weed

hey i just had a business idea, nobody take it, buy my IPO its called UBERDANK

>>29873160
Michael Burry strongly disagree, check out
https://twitter.com/BurryArchive

Are we smarter than Michael Burry, king of autists? Probably not.

I sold last Friday (the top) and you’ve been bagholding for a week

>>29873237
turn the other buttcheeck faggot dont you have some niglets to rescue

Bro's what did the guy mean by this? I couldn't understand it but he seemed fired up.

>>29873237
look this is /smg/ I'm not spamming this thread with this, we should shoot a couple playfull zingers per thread, however I will comment, you always drill my point home, the Bible does all your thinking for you, the Bible has made you a slave unable to think for yourself.

>>29873025
>but now I kind of want to hedge it down to just 3-4 things but I'm terrified of losing my money at this point.
do what's most comfortable for you, as long as you're not just diversifying for the sake of diversifying (don't invest like it's roulette lol, hedge funds do that because they have liquidity problems, we don't have that issue)
so go for it and focus on your winners. I'd say a good rule is to only diversify when you feel like you're already risking the most you can afford to lose in your winners

get rid of some of those other shit you're not even following closely anymore. Like if you were never confident enough to put a lot of money in it, why bother with it in the first place? Even if it goes 2x, it won't matter if it's not a significant part of your portfolio

just recently cut down my portfolio into 2 picks from 4 picks myself. I'm only 5-figures though so what I can afford to lose in one pick might be different from you. I'd probably diversify into 5 picks if I'm ever mid 6-figures

>>29873320
we probably are tho he's just one autist and there's like at least 5 of us

omg anon u cant just buy the dip. don't you know that the market is gonna heckin' crash on monady?!?!?

>>29873142
When the NASDAQ goes below its 200 day average, it tends to go much lower

>>29873423
>t. the increasingly nervous bagholder

>>29873320
Burry might know stocks but his political and general other takes are hot dogshit

>>29873387
he wants to save you from what he's going to do to you if you don't let him save you

>>29873407
Burry is one of the autists who comes here though, and there's way more schizos here anyways

>65% in cash, 35% in IRA
>transferred another 40% to a brokerage
>tfw can't bring myself to pull the trigger on things I know I should buy due to the market right now
I'm not gonna make it am I

>>29873492
Thats fair. He's still predicting a major drop in stocks......

Buy cannabis right?

>>29873471
nooooooo stonks only go up xD buy the dipperino

Watching Ash vs The Evil Dead. This shits fucking kino bro’s. What are you guys watching?

>>29873320
>are we smarter than any particular individual
Retarded, there are thousands of people with opinions all over the spectrum

>>29873602
if your looking at buying anything beyond index funds, just buy them for the time being. If you make profit and pay short term cap gains thats better than sitting in cash

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=another+saturday+night

Why are you guys here tonight?

>>29873644
My kid playing mario.

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>>29873644
Fuck off

>>29873602
What are you thinking? Please post what you are considering and we will tell you if you're retarded or not.

>>29873644
>What are you guys watching?
I just wasted so much time and now it's night
I want to watch something but I feel so guilty

>>29873678
>Why are you guys here tonight?
I am not one of the lucky ones

>>29873278
I'm saying your strategy is one of the most commonly used which is why the market tends to often do fuckey things when it starts crossing moving averages

If you sell your stocks when they cross their 200 day moving average, and buy back in when they go above you will lose money 95% of the time

I'm here for the coombait, and you don't disappoint

>>29873645
Can you post some examples? I'm not trying to be snide, but I would love to hear some counter arguments with reasonable DD

>>29873622
Yes.

>>29873320
Unironically yes. Burry is misidentifying a bubble top for new stage hyperinflation. There is so much demand for USD still it's ridiculous, we're about to go through one of the USD's cyclical short squeezes before it actually drops

>>29873815
Why were bond auctions so shit this week then?

>>29873439
sauce?

Big if true.

shit

>>29873764
>WELL????

>checked alts are red
>prepare to buy low
>add more cash
>buy stupid trashtoken
>weep everywhere that he was fucked lol

I can't take this anymore, lil boy check ENQ, stop going into this trashscheme. See nodes, mining other features. have earnings with no risk

>>29873860
Because institutions started falling for the hyperinflation narrative.

why is it every time that every time someone shills a certain stock they're always Indian?

What happened to the traditional Indian past time of calling western elderly people to scam them?

>>29873860
They are massively short USD right now, meanwhile it's actually moving up slowly. Also most of the short term IR swaps closed out this week, so at least speculative bond traders think we've hit a local bottom. Plus the week before the treasury auction was oversubscribed by a lot

>>29873911
Decent stock. Though it looks like the guys behind them are going to exercise maritime law on them

>>29873815
Now this is an interesting comment! Are you saying hyper inflation later then? Will we see a rise in commodities in the near term?

>>29873025
GEO and PFE both pay a good dividend, GEO is historically cheap and PFE is at the low end of its range. Bayhorse Silver if you wanna meme and possible moonshot sometime between next week and the the end of the decade. YINN and TQQQ if you like leverage and tech / the Chinese century we are entering.

>>29873768
There is dd for a reason the economy will go down, his dd is not sufficient to show it will go down *now*

Ive been saying the us will collapse for two decades and i still think its true, yet i remain bullish in the short term

Peter schiff says bitcoin is a scam and hes unironically right (albeit for slightly wrong reasons), does that mean bitcoin is dying right now? No

>>29873977
I will literally post my face but nobody will believe me

>>29873932
So are my SQQQ puts for this week no so retarded?

BAKING

>>29873860
There is a difference between appetite for US bonds and USD, isn't there? If people don't want US bonds then that just means they're looking into other avenues for better return, but all oil is still traded in USD....I'm not totally sure.

who's ready for gap up on monday?

>>29873977
>calling western elderly people to scam them is now shitposting on 4chan to scam western elderly people

haha you're old

I came here after the GME. I didn't expect people here to be unironically racist. Racism is really bad because people around me say it's really bad and were all equal. Equality is good guys.Pls guys lets not be racist anymore and make money.

>>29874028
This is actually a really good point, Schiff is right, but BTC might very well cross 100K USD before we see how right he is.

>>29873988
does this mean line is gonna go up next week?

>>29874022
>TQQQ if you like leverage and tech
I've been looking at selling CSPs on TQQQ in the hopes of snagging a lower price and getting some decent premium. It seems to be bouncing all over the place but its relatively low at this point and seems like a good time to buy.
Would you recommend buying outright or going the CSP route?

NEW

>>29874183
>>29874183
>>29874183

>>29873911

>>29873988
What are IR swaps and how do they work? I think we are entering a commodities super cycle but I'm not sure....

>>29873336
Wish I sold last friday. Was ready to sell monday, even woke up early but got lazy and went back to bed before deciding. Then I could have sold wednesday when i was up a ton. still didnt sell. now everything i have is dropping. Its ogre.

>>29874127
I think itll be a long as fuck time before the damage is so bad people are forced to realize how shit it is. Might never happen desu

>>29870520
1000@22. I'm NEVER FUCKING SELLING!

>>29874020
Hyper inflation actually will likely not come until we start printing hundreds of percents of M1 in a year or less, which even if you just forget QE is still a liability for the citizens we haven't gone anywhere near that. The way banking works now the USD is not strictly the reserve currency, most countries actually have a good allocation to currency from almost every economy to pick up exports.
Also the USD tends to go through cyclical squeezes and unloadings since the 80's. Given everything put together I would say a short term 1-2 year tightening of USD and strengthening followed by 3-4 years of inflationary unwinding is likely

>>29873911
too saggy for me
sad

>>29874071
That's not entirely true, china has captured about 20% of the global oil futures since 2018. That is the biggest risk for hyperinflation actually, that foreign countries just completely dump USD for offshore yuan. That's not likely though I believe

>>29874171
Eh, CSPs are always less risky than outright buying the stock. Options don’t trade a ton in there and with the low volume and volatility of it the options markets are wide. If I was going the cash secured route I’d leg into covered calls for more profit. cash secured puts are rough risk reward prospect. I would prefer buying call spreads with one strike in the money vs selling cash secured puts. Better risk reward by miles.

>>29874258
Interest swaps are when you either long or short a bonds interest rate by either paying or receiving a fixed rate in exchange for paying or receiving a floating rate.

>>29872610
To the likes of (((you))) it does. You're wrong though. Still time to be saved my Jewish fren.