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How do you guys keep your seed words safe?

For me, I have 5 different plates with alternating sets of words on them. So you would need to be in control of at least 3 plates to get all 24 words. 3 plates are buried in various locations throughout my property, and 2 plates are kept in secure locations in neighboring states.

In addition to this, I have my seed phrase uploaded to my cloud drive secured with 2FA accessible only through my phone. Just in case I forgot the location of the plates.

>> No.29867804

>>29867738
I keep them on a .txt inside an encrypted folder with a 21 digit password that I memorised

>> No.29867870

On my windows desktop in a notepad file

>> No.29867909

i just keep my 1000btc on binance
safu desu

>> No.29867943

>>29867804
I have mine printed on a piece of paper and locked inside of a fireproof container. I keep the key on my keychain. But anyone could easily break it open with some boltcutters.

>> No.29867976

>>29867738
I made a poem using my mnemonics. I write them in a manner that only I would know that there are 12 words there which are key to a wallet.

>> No.29867992

KEK

>Gas is rising
>trying to be alive
>lose everything

Go GSX, don’t waste your money
imho, I hold GSX

>> No.29868042

I incorporate them into a song that I upload to youtube.

>> No.29868080
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>> No.29868093

>>29867738
laber eh, must be in germany. my first clue

>> No.29868119

i put them out on the internet for all to see

banana
potato
antigua
barbados
sky
nine
doritos
muchachitos
come on baby mama

>> No.29868123

>>29867738
google drive and apple cloud

>> No.29868177

I keep mine on coinbase. Coinbase will never collapse.

>> No.29868182

steganographically attached into a file

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>>29867738
3 pieces of paper in altoids tins and i also stored it in the meta info of an mp3 and zipped that in a folder with a handful of other mp3s and put it in a few cloud accounts (outlook, google, dropbox).

i doubt anyone will rifle through my mp3s enough to find that.

>> No.29868507

I keep a copy of my wallet keys under a plant pot. It works for house keys so I do the same.

>> No.29868630

>>29867738
paraphrases.txt

>> No.29868703

>>29867738
I wanted to keep it easy for parents or brother to take custody of my cryptos if I die or go missing, so I just have a couple metal backups

>> No.29868758

Have mine tattooed on my wrist in a cypher that requires a specialized lens I keep in a safe guarded by cybernetically enhanced Dobermans

>> No.29868779

>>29868480
>i doubt anyone will rifle through my mp3s enough to find that.
Your MP3(s) have violated our Terms of Service that ensure that all PoC can feel safe for using our service, so we have deleted the file(s) with the following publisher: "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"
Thank you for using The Cloud(TM)!

>> No.29868836

>>29868779
when i say "zipped" im talking a passworded rar

>> No.29868878

Guys, what do I need to so so I don't get fucked over when creating a wallet?

>> No.29868929

>>29867738
This thread again?

>> No.29868958

>>29867870
Chad

>> No.29868959

>>29868878
The networking stuff. Is it a bad idea to do it over Tor?

>> No.29869070
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29869070

>>29868080
but what if you get hungry?

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29869086

>>29867738
FUCK YOU OP YOU MADE ME CHECK

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>>29869070
>dat ID

>> No.29869124

>>29868929
It's a good fun thread retard, go back to ur BBC or tranny thread

>> No.29869179

Copy inside family photo in office. Copy on encrypted flash drive that basically goes everywhere with me. Copy engraved into metal plate inside false wall outlet at home.

>> No.29869323

I just keep mine on paper in a pistol safe, and that safe is in my big walk in concrete vault downstairs.

>> No.29869381

>>29868177
Mt. Gox will never collapse

Quadriga will never collapse

>> No.29869437

I wrote mine on a piece of paper labeled “MetaMask seed” and put it in my desk

>> No.29869479

>>29867738
>t. guy who has only $500 in crypto

>> No.29869531

>>29869437
Based

>> No.29869759

> tfw every word is just “sneed”

>> No.29870027

>>29869759
do the sneedful sirs

>> No.29871566

>>29867738
Going through this myself. Going to store as numbers (in a particular pattern that isn't obvious) according to their number on the list. Doing this by using number punched on washers held together by a bolt. Get everything free at work, minus punches.

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>>29868080
>and ham too

>> No.29871763

>>29867738
I had mine photolithographed onto a piece of silicon by a friend I know at a plant in China, and then cut my cock off with a pair of bolt cutters

>> No.29872413

A list of timestamps from movies that are on my bookshelf, using the director's name and year filmed to figure out which film it's from.

A mixture of them are director's cut, for added security measure.

>> No.29872435

>>29867738
have mine micro engraved on a tiny ring that i repeatedly swallow and shit out
>t. BTC maxi

>> No.29873334

>>29867738
>seed uploaded to cloud, secured by phone 2FA

worst place you could possibly put it. ngmi

>> No.29873416

>>29868177
SIM swap and you’re fucked

>> No.29874322

>>29867738
I have it written down on a paper that I keep inside my computer case.

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>>29867738
I keep them written on some aluminum plates, after I encrypted the words using a book, so it looks like 4,13,7,4,3,8,9... and to decipher it you take the particular book and you search for the page/ word/ letter

>> No.29874962

>>29873416
wow bro you're so knowledgeable and he was serious

>> No.29874976

I memorized mine. There is no physical or digital copy of mine anywhere.

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>>29868080
I would actually use ham for half the seed words, and beef for the other half, kek

This way you're protected against kikes and pajeets too

>> No.29875297

>>29874976
*heems you*
Heh where's your memory now?

>> No.29875912

>>29874976
You're a concussion away from losing your money, bro.

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29875939

wrote half my seed out on my wall in crayon and the other half right under the first half except instead of with crayon i used the invisible ink thing that comes with the 10th doctors sonic screwdriver toy so you need a black light to even see it

>> No.29876654

>>29867738
can someone explain what the fuck this is

>> No.29876696

>>29876654
nvm googled it

>> No.29876718

I use Crypto.com.

>> No.29876845

>>29867738
I tattooed it on my erect cock. That way if anyone wants to read it they'll have to jerk me off.

>> No.29876885

>>29867738
What brand of plates do you use anon? Looking to get a tamper proof pair set

>> No.29876895

>>29867738
Laser engraved on a stainless steel card, kept in my safe.

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>>29867738
>you still get hacked when you type it into your laptop full of pirated games and random "free" software
>guy who printed your plates now knows your seed
>you forget the correct combination of words anyway
but the gold is
>uploaded to my cloud drive

>> No.29877044

>>29867738
KeePass database
Paper copy in safe

>> No.29877104

>>29867804
If you die? My wife and kids have access to it in my safe. Inb4 telling mug wife... 20 years and 3 kids, still going strong

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>>29869070
>8AKE
>pic

>> No.29877201

>>29877004
>go to Bestbuy
>buy high end gaming computer
>set up cold wallet, generate addresses, seeds
>wipe laptop
>return within 14 days
>send assets to cold wallet addresses over time
>invest in chisel for steel plates or buy steel stamps (expensive but nonetheless)
>chisel or stamp plates
Time to retrieve your holdings?
>go to Bestbuy
>buy high end gaming laptop (less likely if being kept in store after a return from someone else)
>Access wallet
>send to exchange or desired location
>wipe laptop and return once cashed out or moved to a paper wallet
>?????
>profit
Important to note the gaming laptop is essential if you live in a metropolitan, city, or suburban area as people will load the $300-1k laptops with malware and return them knowing the employees throw them back on the shelves

>> No.29877298

I have a box of steel plates in a safety deposit box but instead of my seed words it's just quotes about the evil of the Jew.

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29877416

>>29877201
thanks anon, this is the kind of autism that keeps me returning here

>> No.29877495

>>29867909
Holy based

>> No.29877514

>>29868119
Based and beachboy-pilled

>> No.29877567

>>29867738
unless you fucks are worth hundreds of millions this is just schizo tier bullshit.

>> No.29877597

>>29875052
kek

>> No.29877695

>>29877416
Gotchu fren. Gotta stay safe out there, if someone is accessing their cold wallet they should be able to afford to throw a $3k laptop on a debit or credit card for a few days

>> No.29877861

I have it written on printer paper on my desk and I wrote in sharpie DO NOT THROW AWAY with arrows pointing to it in case my mom sees.

>> No.29878207

>>29877567
Exactly. Just give it to your mother.
Even better with detailed instructions what to do with it, in case you FUCKING DIE.

>> No.29878346

>>29867738
How many times a year do you think you post this thread?

>> No.29878752

>>29868779
Um? The proper term is mongrels. Stop glorifying them.

>> No.29878811

>>29867738
this is dope, kinda like the plot of Tenet

>> No.29878864

>>29867909
lmao 1000 BTC.

If you sold all those right now you would have $50,000,000. As if some nigger in this thread is worth 50 million dollars. Fuck off Larper

>> No.29879560

Buried under my neighbours house. Who would suspect?

>> No.29879673

>>29875052
Based. Too bad chinks eat everything

>> No.29879922

take a look at Dex for Jul
don’t make quick push
>put 400$ on staking
>waited a month
>push to 1200$ staking pools
taxes so low, lol don’t cry about gas on ERC

>> No.29879970

>>29877104
Grats if true

>> No.29880248

>>29877201
What the fuck

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29880254

Used an aluminium plate to store the seed words.
Hidden inside a WW2 shipwreck in the pacific, in a spot safe from potential structural collapse. At a depth accessible only to technical divers.

As a container, utilised an spare Sony RX100 underwater housing (with an adequate depth rating) that required a vaccum pump for standard operation, filled with mineral oil before vaccum pumping to prevent implosion by reducing pressure on the housing with a denser liquid. Further sealed with aviation speed tape and placed inside a small ammo box that I expect to rust and blend in with the surroundings.

I have other spare copies, but all segmented and geocached throughout the country.

>> No.29880395

>>29867738
I had the tattoo guy tattoo them on my chest. There are so many ways to forget or lose seed words. At least if I lose them, I'll also lose my body.

>> No.29880940

>>29875052
Mega kek

>> No.29882161

>>29880248
Most machines have malware and the user doesn't even realize it. Let alone god forbid your boomer parents have a NEST home system or some bullshit that's hooked up to the WIFI.
>better safe than sorry
>net cost is $0 beyond the steel stamps
>14 day return policies ftw
Came up with the routine after a homie lost $2M in ETH (IN ***20-FUCKING-17***) from malware, only to lose 100 LTC (not as big of a deal) when buying an infected shit tier lenovo laptop from bestbuy w/ a rootkit installed and returned.

Sounds crazy until you lose your life savings and generational wealth to some faggot in thailand or china with no course of reprucussion

>> No.29882262

>>29878864
Fuck off reddit newfag cancer

>> No.29882309

>>29880254
this is my favorite so far anon, what do you have in place in the event of a knock to the back of the head (amnesia)?

>> No.29883251

>>29877695
>>29882161
running tailsOS on your computer (or a $50 used thinkpad on ebay if it doesn't work on your computer) is probably more than enough for the average schizo.

malware embedded in the firmware terrifies me though. It's probably rare, and probably mostly used by governments that don't care about you. But for high tier schizos and people moving millions of dollars, you want to use purism laptops. They literally offer a service to put random pieces of tape on every part, so you can tell what has been tampered with in the mail. There is a special usb that checks the computer for any tampering on boot up. It only runs open source software.

Most crypto just requires you to sign a message, so theoretically there's no reason the keys ever need to be on a networked computer. Isn't that what hardware wallets are for? I've never used one.

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>>29882309

Honestly, nothing set up yet.

Ive left instructions on how to retrieve the geocache locations to my parents though, but doing that is gonna be months of work, and Im not even sure if theyre preserved due to weather events.
One I regretfully put into a tree which was caught in a bushfire last year, Ive yet to check if it survived.

I left them in the middle of national parks to insure against urban developments destroying them, but thats no guarantee.

Shipwrecks are straightforward though, especially if its a staple in the local economy there's a disincentive for scrap salvaging which is a huge problem for marine archaeologists in general

To even put it in the wreck secretly without my team knowing took 6 dives over 2 weeks.

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>>29867738
Wait so you went through the trouble of burying it in 3 different states and then just uploaded it to the cloud?

>> No.29884211

>>29867738
I just use Gmail and email it to myself

>> No.29884253

>>29867738
You do all that to physically isolate it and airgap the seed and then you upload it on your fucking icloud lmao.

>> No.29884301

Text file encrypted by own made software, encrypting it on an airgapped device then double AES encryption. Storing it in cold storage devices.

>> No.29884349

None of this matters because some faggot will eventually generate your 12 words and access your funds by luck

>> No.29884353

>>29883251
Running an electrum wallet on tails w/ hard drive removed? Wish I could get the Trezor Model T working with it but haven't had much luck. Works for paper wallets but have a soft spot for physical confirmation buttons

>> No.29884520

>>29869070
Kek

>> No.29884556

>>29867738
i just keep my crypto on binance. Funds are safu, you're a faggot

>> No.29884576

>>29884349
>t. retard

>> No.29884596

>>29876845
or just cut it off and use a magnifying glass

>> No.29884619

>>29868080
kek

>> No.29884624

>>29867870
Mine is a screen shot on my iPhone. I have it favorited so it doesn't get buried in photos.

>> No.29884631

>>29873416
>BTFO by SIM PIN

>> No.29884669

>>29884349
Yeah it's possible but if someone is fudding that much you can create 3-10 wallets and separate funds. When writing down your seed you can write it by different order and remember the proper order. You can also do some mnemonic things or try to invent new methods.

>> No.29884696

>>29868836
jesus christ nigger usr a real encryption software not fucking rar password, anyone cam crack that

>> No.29884738

>>29877201
Just grab a pencil and write the shit down. WTF is wrong with all of you?

>> No.29885066 [DELETED] 

>>29884556
Reading that makes me want to see a huge DeFi/NFT rug being pulled in March.

>> No.29885223

>>29884151
fucking kek

>> No.29885314

>>29878864
What would you do if you had bought that much BTC at 20 bucks a pop? Do you think you'd be go going around meeting Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and their Cabal friends? You'd still be a bumblefuck redditor posting /biz/ screenshots on r/4chan, but you would have a nicer gaming chair and better computer.

>> No.29885377

>>29885314
>>>29878864
>you would have a nicer gaming chair and better computer.
That's sounding pretty comfy desu.

>> No.29885458

>>29875297
kek

>> No.29885523

>>29884029
Sounds like fun nonetheless. not even sure if you're a LARPer but I like the way you think anon

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29885560

Written in pen on the walls of my closet

>> No.29885642

>>29868080
kek

>> No.29885644

>>29877201
we wipe computers when they get returned

>> No.29886210

>>29885644
t. Bestbuy
Thanks for showing up to thread and all.

>> No.29886244

>>29868080
kek

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>>29886210
no problem

>> No.29886811

>>29867738
Plaintext file on my desktop labeled "seed codes" right next to my pirated adobe software. I also keep a copy in my google drive.

>> No.29887056

>>29867976
You're actually smart dude, I will do the same

>> No.29887568

>>29884029
Treasure map with the clues being anime battleship girls would be the ideal solution

>> No.29888425

>>29886370
stop trying to sell me fricking insurance for laptops

>> No.29888563

All that effort you faggots are going through when you could memorize 24 words in like a day. Only death or amnesia would compromise you

>> No.29888671

>>29867738
Gave a copy each to my parents but the words are in different languages other than English.

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29888727

>>29888671
>mfw the translation dictionary gets updated and "root out" is now "exterminate"

>> No.29888755

>>29888727
They're languages I speak so I can more or less tell which word is the right translation

>> No.29888770

is this true? will this coin make me rich sir?
or you just try to fool people with shit
>I have already bought GSX and got bonuses

>> No.29889518

>>29867738
mine is hidden in a book. only true believers can find them

>> No.29890063

>>29868123
that's a good way to lose your funds

>> No.29890204

>>29887056
which poem

>> No.29890219

>>29867738
It's tattooed on something no one shall ever see.
My penis.