/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29858444
Theyre probably fired if they dont participate anon.

>He doesn't want to be a team player and part of the family
Guess you don't want a raise this year, anon...

>>29858444
they give you lectures if you don't comply with their corporate faggotry and if you do it enough times they'll suspend you and eventually fire you.
t. used to work at a fast food joint

>>29858780
i would literally blow myself up in the store so they still find bits and pieces of me around the store for years to come

>>29858876
based martyrdom

>>29858876
based chad suicide

>>29858780
Yup.

First job was at a Krispy Kreme & we did a morning group thing. Embarrassing but I was in college so it was kinda Hilarious

>>29858444
Most people are simply running on biological autopilot. "Ooooh that's shiny, me like! That make me laugh, it good haha, wee! Money good me need it now! Buying things better, me need to spend now!" It's like one dopamine spike after the next. To some extent we're all like this, but some of us have deluded ourselves into thinking we're here for something more important and grand and ironically the byproduct of that delusion is that sometimes we do actually do grand things. These Walmart types are us boiled down to our most simplistic.

>>29858444
used to work full time at a Wendy's during summer in college.
Compared to my current job that shit was so stress free.
You pretty much don't have any serious responsibility in these kind of jobs.
Those wagie jobs just fit well certain kinds of personality traits

>>29858444
I'm actually surprised normies are not saying anything about this shit. They are not protesting, they are not talking shit about it on news and social media. They are like perfectly fine to be treated like subhuman trash.
Of course, they are obviously too busy with their gender studies and there's no time to resolve some nonsense matter like this, it has literally nothing to do with them being cucked shitter too afraid to spare a single word against Larry the Manager.

>>29859466
kek exactly this
Some of them are probably generally ''happier'' than us because they are not aware of their condition

>>29859785

Wendy’s bro

>>29858876
The correct thing to do would be to set your co-workers up to sue the store by openly calling them ethnic slurs on the loud speaker.

>>29858444
Better question is how did uber and all these companies convince people to work for less than minimum wage...

>>29859907
I would bet they are happier in a strictly biological sense. I don't think they have lofty interpretations of their own feelings so they can't bask in it. It's more like one stimulus-reaction cycle to the next, but they also can't bask in their own misery either. "Yo...that girl hot...it make my dick hard...awww shit that girl rejected me...yo that girl over there hot too...yo girl let me put my penis in you" and eventually penis meets pussy because these people are like particles randomly bouncing into each other and they make babies and everything is on autopilot.

Meanwhile, we're trying to assign higher meaning and purpose to everything, constantly looking backwards and forwards from the moment and there are advantages to that, but there are disadvantages too. 1,000 of us do that, the majority of us lead lives where we're constantly trying to escape existential misery (of which the Walmart sapiens are inoculated against). The vast majority of us will fail on some level and maybe we'd have been better off being Walmart folk, but a few of us will succeed and we'll invent the internet, the lightbulb, or on a smaller level we'll send some future cancer doctors to med school or enrich our communities. I think everyone has their place in the grand experiment.

>>29860197
When minimium wage becomes a standard, and you have to apply and be an obedient wage slave and face daily humiliation, you might as well just be your "own boss" and make less money but have a higher quality of life.The lack of freedom is probably worse than losing out on 100 bucks a month

>>29859192
Are there any real world examples of the chad one?

>>29860554
yeah as someone who has been on both side I totally agree.
you put it together very nicely, gg anon.

>>29860197
government benefits pick up the rest of the wage and keep them comfy.

>>29858444
I used to work at Walmart as an ASM, our store never did this. Life at walmart was suffering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5EojI4hyLc

>Time to do your walmart cheer wagie #257

>>29858444
>STOMP
>STOMP
>CLAP

How long do you realistically have to stay in a first job before moving somewhere which actually lets you use your brain? I've been doing admin work for a government tribunal for around one and a half years now, overperforming significantly beyond what I'm expected to do but I still don't think my chances are good as I'd be applying from a current bitch level position

>>29860562
this.

>>29862472
stop.

>>29862472
I didnt even give you a rhythm

>>29858444
This is why I won't take a job with them even though I'm unemployed. This is just disgusting.

>>29862472
>WE WILL WE WILL SERVE YOU!

You NEETs pissing in bottles and kysing at 30 won't ever understand that life is about community and your relationships to other people, like coworkers

>>29862437
FUUUCK
STOP
STOP

JUST STOP IT MAKE IT GO AWAY

>>29860554
reddit

>>29859466
xkcd "I'm the only thinker in a world of sheep" comic

truth is most people like to think they're smarter than the next person, while chads don't think about the next person at all

>>29858444
YOUNG MAN YOUNG GIRL
WELCOME TO WALLY WORLD
YOU'RE GONNA BE A CASHIER SOMEDAY
YOU GOT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE
YOU LOVE THIS PLACE
MOVING THOSE CARTS ALL OVER THE PLACE

>>29863039
stop being gay and create something great

>>29863039

>>29860669
First Emperor of China, they still haven’t opened his tomb because the pressure release would aerosol the liquid mercury lakes and kill most of the surrounding area.

>>29858444
>Can I have dignity?
>How would you like homelessness?

>>29863151
Alas, I can't create anything great anon, I could only create you.

>>29860197
so they can buy amazon goods.

>>29861482
Uhh...I don't think you understand. Even if they were getting paid minimum wage, as independent contractors they're responsible for self-employment taxes as well as fica, medicaid, social security, etc. They make nothing and it's glorious.

>>29863100
>xkcd
Didn't he make a comic against free speech or was that some other stick comic?

>>29863724
I wouldn't be suprised if he was a complete communist faggot like 99% of people in tech these days. Thank god for crypto

>>29858444
Been a wagie in Walmart must be like being in school, just for adults. The corporations just try to find as many weak, low self-esteem 90IQs as possible.

They were never meant to do anything meaningful with their lives anyway, so fuck 'em. They all breeders, too. Bringing more shit-tier genetics into the world. Let them wage away for our benefit.

>>29862437
Wow, that’s pretty bad.

>>29863800
Eh could have been worse
https://xkcd.com/1357/

Why make $17k/year and get no benefits when I can make 16k and get food stamps plus free health insurance? The system is designed by retards and there's always going to be a Jewish corporation to exploit it.

People need to go back to NATURAL LAW.

>>29858444
These guys are bottom of the barrel. Imagine interacting with one that can't understand more than 3 words of English.

>>29863917
I agree somewhat, problem is the same people who make this argument will turn around and do everything in their power to shut down alternative platforms hosting speech they don't like

Back to work wagie

>>29858444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

>>29864287
We are we are wage cucks!
We are we are wage cucks!
We are we are wage cucks!
We are we are wage cucks!

>>29864248
That thing knows exactly what the fuck it's doing

>>29863958
walmart wagies know if their salary breaks a certain level then their gubment welfare goes away so they keep their income low

>>29864371

>>29860554
epic bro xD

>>29863192
Based. Fuck grave robbers.

>>29860562
literally this

>>29858876
Allah Mcbar

>>29863100
true

>>29858444

Cause there’s worse jobs...

Fast food places pay less and require more work + stress

>>29864248
a jar of shit it looks like. I didn't know they sold shit in a can.

>>29858444
They're genetic trash useless eaters with IQs in the retarded range, they're not qualified for anything else except welfare.

>>29864848
Only in burgerland

>>29858444
those people are literally too stupid to have any other job
they earn the wages that their labor demands
they sing and dance because they're happy to be working

>>29863917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtXAxk9nDcQ

>>29858444
I would quit on the fucking spot. This doesn't happen outside of muttistan.

>>29858444
Working at walmart doesn't seem that bad desu, seems preferable to being a NEET. could be wrong tho

>>29864248
it literally looks like it spread shit on the floor for the wagies to clean up lmao

>>29865187
yeah seems preferable to having 16+ hours a day to build marketable skills
not that i'm saying 95% of neets dont do the exact opposite and watch anime

>>29858444
They gave them $20 in coupons.

>>29860197
muh flexible hours!
>t. Instacart delivery goon in college.

>>29865276
of course, time is the most valuable resource. but you need food and rent money. part time work at walmart and self studying on off days sounds comfy

Let's just go ahead and make this the wagie general. Would you guys walk out if you worked in a restaurant if pic related happened to you?

>>29859192
>Mess free suicide
When your body goes undiscovered for days it bloats and oozes, not to mention the smell.

>>29859907
>Some of them are probably generally ''happier'' than us because they are not aware of their condition

This. I've never met a depressed black person, even when they're in prison they're still goofing around and don't seem to care, same with low IQ whites and beaners.

>>29858444
Checked.
And its because they all steal enough money to double their wages.

>>29862437
KEK he literally looks like he smokes meth

>>29863039
Sure, but forcing your employees to do things not in their job description is about money and the company trying to appear like it 'cares about and has fun with its employees' to hide the absolute raping it does farming labour from its employees and buying shit products from chinese labour factories for cents on the dollar instead of having to actually do some real good for its community. You're a fucking idiot. I don't begrudge people working a wagie job, everyone starts somewhere and everyone provides value even if it's not related to their occupation, but acting like this isn't degrading bullshit cooked up by multi millionaires to make more money for themselves is absolutely braindead.

>>29865486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jAD3ufTRy4

>>29858444

WE ARE WE ARE WAL MART
WE ARE WE ARE WAL MART
WE ARE WE ARE WAL MART
WE ARE WE ARE WAL MART
WE ARE WE ARE WAL MART

https://youtu.be/JOkQJm_UGM4

>>29858444
is that nigga on the front wearing kneepads?

>>29866267
How else do you think he pays the rent?

>>29865486
I'd take the money and then walk out

In my experience, poors are generally happier than middle class and wealthy fuckers. Not sure why. I'll admit I was a much happier person when I was renting a room from a wetback in a shithole neighborhood than I am now with all the middle class accoutrements.

>>29866329
They're playing cards used to prevent the water falling out as they tipped it over. Though trapping a tip in water is kinda based

How? its easy. You only hire the most stupid and gullible

>>29858444
It's amazing how people will debase themselves once they are tied down by a family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Asf9n848M&ab_channel=LongmontTimes-Call

>>29865100
>Freedom of consequences
Consequences seem to be doled out selectively it seems.
If a business/person has both a true and false allegations said against them should both allegations be egdeable for slander? #Metoo being a relatively recent example.

>>29862437
https://youtu.be/jMReMMqqZpU

>>29866404
Because your world shrinks anon. When you are poor, existential struggle is priority number 100. When you just made rent, and finally are able gas up your car for the month, you feel relief and contentment. You survived, you made it. And now it's about making next month's rent.

I sit on hundreds of thousands of dollars of crypto and I run shitty scenarios in my head about hypothetical when I have 'made it' and when I will finally have enough to be happy. Protip, I won't be as happy as when I was couching surfing back at college bumming food off friends and staying out late.

>>29864248
Kek get rekt wagies and clean up the robo shit. Now.

>>29866473
>It's amazing how people will debase themselves once they are tied down by a family

Niggers don't care they think it's funny, they're fully engaged in the clown world reality.

>>29858444
They recruit aging boomers who wasted their lives, even the meager idea of a "family" at Wal-Mart is enough to trigger their instinct to defer to authority and dance like a retard
Nobody with any dignity ends up working at the cheap supermarket that black people like to shoplift from

>>29867005
I want to find my local Marty and put a tuxedo Pepe sticker on him.

>>29858444
Those people really aren't employable anywhere else. Walmart hires the dregs of society.

>>29860669

the handful of times ive been in a walmart ive never seen anyone actually working there, just hanging out

>>29863869
You got it backwards. School is like mindless work but for children.

>>29867035
This is the Matrix.

>>29858444
>How did Walmart brainwash their employees so well?
>do what we tell you or youre fired
source, worked for walmart as a cart guy for half a year. quit because of the heat.

>>29860669

>>29865486
lmao nigga thats like 5 dollas

>>29866500
we are in hell

>>29866500
how the hell does that guy get up there, make the wagies dance, and then go home with his shaved head to fuck his wife
how does he do it bros

>>29858876
based

>>29863090
quit aquaposting you faggot nigger

>>29858444
Work place environment. It’s very friendly and non confrontational. By unifying a workforce and coming across as one for the employees. Do you think CEOs just think of this on a whim? They have regional managers who try and optimize work and profits. If you pay someone enough they will solve the problem. Walmart is so huge which is why people are drawn to it. Other companies have their way of breaking someone to bend to their will.

>>29868662

based and Mishima pilled

>>29858444

>>29860669

>>29858876
>uh, thanks for applying anon, we'll be in touch!

>>29869999
impressive, very nice

>>29869999
Wasted

>>29865486
Probably a shit waiter

>>29866162
Fucking kek

>>29858780
so say your religion doesn't allow such faggotry. if they fire you, sue.