/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29864608
just eatin good

>>29864608
His woman is a feminist cunt

guy is pushing 55 or something. your metabolism starts to slow down unless you take hormones

>>29864608
Dad fat. Why? Are your two dads not so very large?

>>29864666
Kek satan

>>29864608
Been eating lots of big macs while discussing rideshare plans.

>>29864608
All he cares about are GAINS

>>29864666

666


HE A TOO FAT. I THOUGHT FAT IS BAD FOR BRAIN HEALTH

>>29864608
He ate my portfolio.

Yeah I'm not trusting a fat man with my financial future. Sorry Elon. Drop some pounds and maybe I'll buy your TSLA bags.

>>29864694
Boom slam

>>29864608
Cortisol. Stress and only sleeping 6 hours a night = greater appetite, especially for sugars.

>>29864608
He took the LINK-pill.

>>29864608
being a fat rich old guy is kino

>>29864608
because he's african american

>>29864608
Haven't you seen the land whale on Tesla's board of directors? Give elon some slack.

He spends all the time working, I recall on an interview he said he knows he should excercise but he likes working the most.
Between Tesla, SpaceX and that brain thing that's a lot to do in a week

>>29864755
Exactly this

>>29864608
Why is he not in jail is the real question

>>29864867
Plus he's got like 5 kids and a wife.

>>29864608
inflation

>>29864608
US food has chemicals in it which make people fat. You can eat more food in Europe and lost weight compared to American food.

>>29864946
*lose

>>29864755
sugar does not make you fat retard. google de novo lipogenesis. it's very hard for the body to make fat out of sugar.
it's the fat that makes you fat.

>>29864608
he old, plus he got a nice bish

>>29864608
That level of weight gain so quickly is a sell sign

>>29864608
he's going into heckin wholesome chungus mode

>>29864608
Reverse architect, she's the one doing the fattening.

>>29864666
Even Satan hates that witch, based.

>>29864608
he ate the doge

>>29864608
Literally looks like shit. That suit is shit.
Richest man in the world in paper and this dude looks like chuckys retarded uncle at a funeral

>>29864608
Regretting losing billions to grimes now that she owns him and is funding her cult using tesla money

>>29865051
the state of american education

>>29864608
Normies think he works 20hrs a day solving humanity's problems but really he sits on his couch like a neet playing cybermeme77 and shitposting on twitter. He's probably slamming dominos and mt dew.

>>29865051
t. Corn industry disinfo shill

>>29864608
He is eating so many big dinners from all the money he makes by market manipulation.

>>29864608
Mealon Husk

>>29865051
thank goodness american diets are full of slimming sugars then

>>29865051
>just only eat sugar and you will never gain fat mass
energy in, energy out. every excess will be stored in fat. you overweight fatty denier heartattackpatientnigger

>>29865051
this is so retarded I bet you hold asko too

>>29865051
Some day you will meet your maker.

>>29865051
Post body fatass

>>29865051
This is the worst health advice I have ever seen. Google leptin and ghrelin. Corn syrup is fucking terrible for you. Reduce blood sugar highs and lows to lose weight. Fat is the healthiest thing you can possibly consume.

>>29865051
>t. fat retard

>>29864608
WOW such a CHONKER

because he is a genius working at it. name one person working on such a scale and not having a strong bad health habit. some use drugs, elon choose food. he is an artist.

>>29864945

>>29865051
Do you even know what diabetes is?

>>29864608
Joe Rogan turned him into a pothead

he's made money off dogecoin
finally he can eat 3 square meals per day

>>29865051
Are you from the 1980's?

>>29865051
I'm not even gonna look at the replies but this is probably the most retarded thing I've read on this board that's crammed full to the rectum splitting brim with actual retards and braindead normies. Congrats

>>29864689
hes 49 lol

Because he has the budget to eat whatever the fuck he wants

>>29864608
bulking before they ban meat.

>>29864608
quarantine bod

>>29866757
holy shit rip

>>29864608
WHOLESOME BIG CHUNGUS 100

>>29865051
the absolute state of americans top kek

>>29864755
>he sleeps 6 whole hours
fucking weak lmao

>>29865751
>every excess will be stored in fat
not if you squat

>>29866118
yes. intramyocellular lipids clogging up the insulin receptors on your muscle cells thus causing insulin resistance. diabetes was never caused by eating too much sugar

>>29865878
Soda consumption is dropping in the US since the 90s and people i still getting fatter and fatter...
"it's just the corn syrup, bro".
I can't even argue with literall subhuman IQ retards like you

>>29865846
so tell me...how exactly are carbs making you fat? I am not talking about fucking high fructose corn suryp. of course it's bad. no fiber etc.

>>29864608
high sodium vegan diet.

>>29867835

how do the lipids get there though? excess sugar causing oxidative stress you retard. this is common knowledge.

>>29864608
obviously.

>>29865051
AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

>>29868363
>excess sugar
read what i said retard. I am not talking about consuming 2lbs of pure sugar every day. of course that's bad.
Most type 2 diabetics are heavy meat and fat eaters. Once you cut the fat and animal products the diabtetes goes away. Why?

>>29868579
Top notch argument

>>29868585

You are uneducated as fuck stop parroting your retarded google search opinions please

>>29864608
looks like clarkson jr

>>29868681
refute what i said then, retard

>>29864666
Help us dark Lord, Chriscuckery has fucked this world

>>29865051
true

>>29864608
all the money he's earning is going to his belly

>>29868780

I feel bad for you so ill give you some homework to do, research the SAD (standard american diet) model and some of the mechanisms underpinning type 2 diabetes. Read some peer reviewed literature instead of whichever backwards ass website you got your information from. Please stop embarassing yourself now.

>>29866653
again, refute it.
and don't come at me with your fucking high fructose corn suryp or telling me how eating only sugar is bad. of yourse it it. fucking read what i wrote

either you are trying to kill people here or you are the biggest retard biz has ever seen

Hes always been chubby.

>>29867552
nice crossover meme.

>>29868936
please kys you retarded faggot. you can't eben come up with ONE argument to refute my statement

>>29868637
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>29865565
>he sits on his couch like a neet playing cybermeme77 and shitposting on twitter. He's probably slamming dominos and mt dew.
+1 desu

>>29869167

post belly

>>29869245
give me a second. ur mom is looking for the camera

>>29869316

I bet your portfolio is in an even worse state than your body you big fat fuck

>>29869019

post belly

>>29865051
>it's the fat that makes you fat.
Animal fat doesn't make you fat though. Canola does. And canola plus carbs plus a normal amount of meat will fuck you up.

>>29865242
This

>>29869407
you're looking forward to monday wagie?

>>29864608
dude this picture is from when he was pregnant leave him alone

>>29865051
you're parroting cocacola funded "research"

>>29869458
>Animal fat doesn't make you fat though
If you're only eating fat, no. But then you're body switches into a ketogenic state which is even worse (acidosis). The last part is true of course. A combination of fat, processed sugars and a lot of meat is like a warzone for your body.

>>29864608
Fat is kind of kino when you're absurdly fucking rich.

>>29869546
dude just google "de novo lipogenesis" and read some stuff. it's not funded research. it's basic human metabolism.
Again, I am not talking about ONLY consuming HFCS or just pure sugar like some of these fucking brainlets and retards that can'r even read are writing here

>>29869719
peak aesthetic

>>29869500
What a waste of get

Post your greek-god physique then, you syrup chugging hog.

>>29870005
i can post my bloodwork if you want

>>29869794
Did you read some stuff? First article on search
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10365981/

>Only when CHO (dietary carbohydrate) energy intake exceeds Total Energy Expenditure does de novo lipogenesis in liver or adipose tissue contribute significantly to the whole-body energy economy.

Which is pretty much all the fatties with their double fries and large coke and a TEE of <1500 KCal/day

>>29864608
he started to date sergey

>>29865051
ooga oogaga
ooga ooga oogaga ga

>>29864608
"work every second you're awake"
He doesn't do anything except work. No time to work out

>>29870514
Imagine actually believing this

>>29870281
>Only when CHO (dietary carbohydrate) energy intake EXCEEDS Total Energy Expenditure does de novo lipogenesis in liver or adipose tissue contribute significantly to the whole-body energy economy.
Um yeah....that's exatly what i've been talking about. Now read further and find out how much carb intake you need to actually store some of it as fat.
And fries are a very bad example because they are basically fat. That's what gets stored right away when you eat it.

>>29870073
No, you will post your body if you want us to believe you no the first thing about health.

Every single fatty on 600 pound life is always going on about their 'perfect bloodwork'. You have a gunt and its going to kill you.

>>29865051
you actually can't make this shit up, there are people THIS fucking stupid on this board fucking saved look at this dumbass LINK/ASKO/RUBIC holder top kek what a retarded nigger go eat your sugar goyim

>>29864608
he works too much and eats too much food. duh. He also doesn't give a single fuck what people think about him because he's a swollen chad. Too busy employing people, building things, producing white children, and actually trying to advance humanity. That said, if you buy stonks or coins based off what he says on Twitter you're a moron. If you worship him you're also a moron. Fucker should close his chink factory tomorrow. Conversely, if you have a seething hatred for him, you're probably jealous and making fun of him to cope with your own pathetic life, and there sure are a lot of weak, pathetic men who hang out on Biz. You can find them seething in this thread, doing what weak men have always done - Hating on those who are objectively better than them in every single way.

>>29870799
Still nobody refuted my original statement about de novo lipogenesis

>>29864889
This.
>>29865051
No...sugar DOES make you fat. Especially if you have a predisposition to it. My ex ate like a trucker, but never got fat due to superior white redneck genes. My sister blew up like a balloon after eating nothing BUT free sugary snacks from the office, due to inferior Asian ugly trash genetics.

>>29864608
bulking season obv

>>29865051
this...has to be bait

>>29868804
he knows

>>29870925
>nothing BUT free sugary snacks
Yeah....i bet there was no fat in these, right?
Fat+sugar combo blows you fucking up. Insulin goes up because of the sugar and the fat gets stored right away in the cells

>>29864608
He's in crypto now. He will go the way of the Sergey

>>29870980
For the 100th time in this thread. REFUTE what i wrote about de novo lipogenesis and the metabolism in the body that turn carbs/glucose into fat

>>29864608
Texas

>>29864867
All it takes is 30 minute to get a workout. He’s got more than enough money to install a small powerrack in all his workspaces and homes. No excuses.

>>29871012
Wow. Really? Why don't you Google ancestral diet. My family never got fat from eating meat, we retained normal weight, because we don't chug sodas and inject cereal milk into our blood like your typical Mama June on a Sunday makin' that Southern style sweet tea. But the sugar made my sister blow up. My grandmother always ate sugary candies and drank sodas. She developed diabetes.

You are a troll.

>>29871143
>no excuses
What have you contributed to the world fagot?

>>29871236
nice anecdote bro.
My mom and grandmother are smoking like crazy and never developed cancer.

>>29871298
I inspire anons to get fit on sites such as this by insulting them. Now hit the gym fatso.

>>29870925
>literally eat or drink anything and everything
>can't gain weight
>140 pounds

It doesn't matter how much I eat either. I'm doomed to be a skeleton. My entire family is.

>>29871588
check your thyroid

>>29871429
Fuck off fagot. I'll die a rich fatty, drinking rare spiced rum, while a barely legal red head teenage thot nibbles on my semi-erect chode. Just trying to figure out how to cash out without the IRS hounding my ass

>>29864608
Getting old. Also
>what is visceral versus adipose fat tissue?

>>29864608
Get money gut, mother fuck a diet

>>29871415
I'm not justifying anything you say, because you lack logic. Mazel tov, your ancestors have anti-carcinogenic DNA.
>>29871588
I envy you so hard, bro. You can always get breast implants if you're skinny, but you need various liposuctions and lipoinjection if your fat distribution is fucked. And if you're ugly, you're looking at waging for hair transplants as well as possible bone reconstruction. Rock it dude/ette, girls love skinny guys. Fatties and roidies are for golddiggers and non-superficial women.

>>29870585
That's a quote from him. I do not belive in it lol fuck that I gotta drink and be degenerate sometimes

>>29871640
My family just has high metabolism. There's nothing wrong with me, trust me. I was a hardcore hypochondriac for years due to all this. I've been to the doctor way more than I have needed to.

>>29864724
>he doesn't know brain is 99% fat

>>29865051
i eat literally nothing but fat and protein and i feel better than ever and lost weight so easily. literally, 70% fat, 25% protein, 5% carbs for 2 years, it's fucking awesome. fuck you sugar shill.

>>29871913
which primary energy source is glucose

>>29871880
>high metabolism
Would like to have that problem lol

>>29872017
Yes, keto diets work in short term for losing weight quickly.
Long term, questions arise...

He looks like the pigs at the end of Animal Farm

>>29871809
Haha, it's alright anon. I'm honestly not ugly or anything I just get told to "get some meat on my bones" a lot. Even if I'm eating like shit and getting fast food everyday it doesn't make a difference. I was 180 at 16 (I'm 6'1) and that's the biggest I've ever been. I'm 21 now and can't escape 140. I'd consider myself lucky though as I don't have to work to keep my weight down.

>>29865051
>how does insulin work?
>>29872017
Nice bro, I'm on keto transitioning to carnivore, never felt better in my life as well
>>29872099
gay take

>>29864608
body armor, plus dad fat.

>>29868326
At first I was just laughing but now I'm kinda worried. I'll help you out, as it's not your fault as burger education is probably funded by Coke or something like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUiSCEBGxXk

Save your life and your loved ones, anon. Stop consooming sugary high processed shit. Unjew yourself.

>>29871677
Get in shape and you'll manage a full erection one day fatty

>>29872306
how's that diarrhea coming along?

>>29872491
>sugary high processed shit
never said that.
jesus it's like arguing with fucking toddlers.

he’s been rollin with sirgay

>>29872512
I haven't had diarrhea, not even once. Everything in my health is better now.
>>29872558
Oh ok, you're just trolling, kek
>>29872491
It's a good video, for anyone interested in medicine/nutrition that may be itt.

OMG, the more guys shilling a crypto the worse it dumps. Stop being a faggot, don’t go for this shit
I don’t believe in this shill. My investments are on liquidity pools with YVS Finance system. I can withdraw whenever I want and any amount with no stupid taxes

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

>>29872702
enjoy pic rel

>>29872242
>skinny AND tall
>also not ugly
This is literal Chad-mode, OMFG. Even a tall skinny girl can be a model, fucking UUUUUUUURGH. Goddamn. You'd better not end up like Zyzz, man. I mean, FUCK. OMFG. RRRR.

And yes, height helps with fat distribution. Shorties are more likely to become fatties, while tall people are more likely to be lanklets.

>>29864608

I saw this clip from the SCMP where this Chinese baby was given what the parents thought was antibiotic cream as a treatment for eczema. Turns out it was relabeled steroid cream. In a matter of weeks the baby girl had become bloated beyond recognition growing these large cheeks that were even starting to become covered in hair.

>>29872824
I'm still autistic unfortunately. I've gotten lucky many times with women especially when I didn't have to do much (like in a group) but if I have to do any 1 on 1 shit or it's not from text to bed I'm pretty fucked.

>>29872802
I won't waste my time, I already know you're trolling, here's your (You)
>t. medical student specializing in clinical nutrition

>>29864608
POST THE POCKETS NAOW!!!!11

>>29864608
Its called preventing a union. Gives you fat cat gains.

>>29873074
>medical student specializing in clinical nutrition
look i can read books and repeat what everybody wrote in popular science books by heart. here, fixed that for you

>>29865635
Kek

>>29873039
>I've gotten lucky many times with women
As expected. I think all hot people become less motivated, because the struggle just isn't there anymore. I clawed and hacked my way oyt from the bottom and you find more motivation when you're first working for something, rather than getting it but finding out that it's wrong for you. Fortunately, I found what's right for me and it has given me lots of motivation to do things. Even though pandemic life has me bummed as fuck most of the time, I try to get things done.
Have goals and dreams that you work towards, that will give you the motivation to be active. Also, vitamin B12 is a hell of an upper.

>>29873198
>repeat what everybody wrote in popular science books by heart
Funny, that's exactly what you are doing right now. Repeating old science.
And you're right, some old retard teachers still believe in this shit. Just search "hyperinsulinemia" bro, it's not that hard. Stop trying to argue about a topic you know nothing about.
I won't give you any more (You)s if you don't post belly.

>>29864666
based lucifer

>>29873362
>hyperinsulinemia
Where can some common layman learn about these processes? And what's the current thought on modern burger fatass syndrome americans are currently experiencing?

>>29865051
Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el slag... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de Americano... Amén.

>>29871429
based

>>29865051

Sugar is more readily converted to fat in the body than fat alone. De novo lipogenesis is a hormone that has a direct opposite response to insulin in the body, meaning that de novo lipogenesis is suppressed during long and high periods of insulin response in the body. When sugar is consumed, the combination of glucose and fructose combined increase this level of insulin produced by the pancreas and circulating through the body to deal with all the glucose, while being hindered from seeing these glucose cells thanks to the higher triglyceride count in the bloodstream from all the fructose. When sugar is removed from the diet alone with zero change (or even an increase) in caloric intake, weight loss is observed.

>>29873362
>Funny, that's exactly what you are doing right now
So, you agree? I can be a doctor too?

>>29873679
>Sugar is more readily converted to fat in the body than fat alone
>De novo lipogenesis is a hormone
low quality bait

>>29864608
Lotta money, lotta free time

>>29873306
Don't get the wrong idea anon. I was bullied relentlessly as a kid and my parents were absolutely fucked in the head so I suffered a lot and have worked very hard to get to where I am. I'm fucked in the head and socially retarded so I still struggle a lot

>>29864788
If youre a kike

>>29864608
he started lifting in crypto. Getting fat is just a consequence of bad sleep habits and eating to overcome the anxiety of crypto.

>>29864666
that's a man

>>29867835
Animal fat is good for you, this has been disproven multiple times. It is the shit fat that is causing you to be fat

>>29873537
>Where can some common layman learn about these processes?
There's a book called "The Diabetes Code", by James Fung. Read it and you're already more educated in this topic than 90% of your medical doctors.
Just get it in libgen or something like that.
>what's the current thought on modern burger fatass syndrome americans are currently experiencing?
There are old nigger doctors who just believes blindly in positivist ((science)), who will tell you it's genetics, fat, or even meat. But the results are coming from the view that hyperinsulinemia = obesity = diabetes = cardiovascular disease.
If you really want to learn more about nutrition and are an absolute layman, just go to YouTube and search for the channel What I've Learned, it's a good start.

>>29873731

sorry its a process suppressed by the hormone insulin. my mistake. But your low hanging fruit picking just shows your inability to refute anything else. You know sugar is more readily converted to abdominal fat than anything else. Cope tard

>>29864608
he's bulking

>>29864608
I'm sorry your crush is putting on weight OP

>>29874291
Sure. So, when you eat a meal high in fat and carbs, the carbs are getting stored as fat and the fat ist being "burned off" - that's the most retarded thing i have ever heard and you have absolutely no scientic base to prove that utter nonsense.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC185982/

"They found that the carb-overfed women stored about 282 grams of body fat per day, but only 4 grams of it came from de novo lipogenesis. De novo lipogenesis accounted for a measly 1.4% of their fat gain."

"Basically, the problem is that storing carbs as body fat via de novo lipogenesis is inefficient. By comparison, storing dietary fat in body fat reserves is easy and efficient. These women were eating a diet high in both carbs and fat, and they were eating more calories than they could use, meaning that they had to store some. In that situation, it doesn’t make any sense to burn the dietary fat for energy and then laboriously convert all the carbs to fatty acids for storage. It’s much more efficient to simply burn the carbs for energy and store the dietary fat."

>>29865051
>it's very hard for the body to make fat out of sugar

>>29874782
https://paleoleap.com/science-turning-carbs-to-fat-de-novo-lipogenesis/

>>29874782
sorry, english is not my first language.
"difficult" is maybe a better adjective, you're right

>>29864755
>>29865620
>>29865742
>>29865878
>>29868936
>>29869458
>>29869546
>>29871236
>>29871429
>>29871740
>>29872017
>>29874094
>>29874291
>>29874782
This thread is actually full of hopium. Thank you pink sugar poster for showing me there are so many anons that get it.
>still not giving a (You) until you post belly though.

>>29864608
Eating too many Mars bars

>>29874926
still, nobody refuted my original statement.
https://paleoleap.com/science-turning-carbs-to-fat-de-novo-lipogenesis/

enjoy your arteriosclerosis and colon cancer

He started really putting on the weight after Rogan got him addicted to weed.

>>29874926
if you are really trying to learn something, put your "hopium" and bias aside and research both sides and see what makes more sense to you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQOXbr_AbOc

>>29864608
Trump bod

>>29873603
>ogro de Americano
This is hilarious. Here's an image you could have used with your post.
>>29873800
Don't look at the past, work to brighten your future. All those bullies have dead friends, are junkies and single mothers, have dysfunctional relationships or got humbled by life at some point, because they shat on the wrong person. Like Homer and the hippo. Good luck, anon. Wear a mask, take vitamin D.

>>29875340
>implying I don't know what's the classic narrative about cholesterol
Just watch the video I sent you, take your bias aside.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQOXbr_AbOc
>meat causes health problems
Are you vegetarian?
Post fucking belly right now, let's see which belly is better, a veggie or a carnivore

>>29876080
fucking cringe dude

>>29876209
fatass

>>29876278
dude...you're posting half-naked pics of yourself while arguing with strangers on 4chan. get help

>>29864705
>up to 30%
Y I K E S

>>29876531
Well... it seems you've got a point.

>>29865051
based peatarian

>>29865051

>>29867835
kys

>>29876829
well, it sure does trigger a lot of people when you posting stuff they can't immediately refute with one sentence.
Btw. STILL nobody refuted that it is very difficult for the body to transform carbs into fat and store it via de novo lipogenesis.

>>29877028
what's wrong about what i wrote?

>>29864705
And it only cost $300 dollars is gas fees..

>>29876531
post physique nigger

>>29864608
cuz he needs to compensate from lack of sex due to wedding+childbirth.

>>29877272
what is it with everybody wanting to see my belly, body and physique?
Well, i guess it's true. There are a lot of gay men here on biz...