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>>29862003
One of my garloids died two weeks ago. F :(

>>29862003
disposing of their waste can be quite tedious

This is the shittiest shitcoin.

Lame meme. Might as well sneed post. Loser

>>29862003
what the fuck is that and how do I grow it.
does eating it give special alien psy powers?

>>29862003
Had a few of these back in the day. My family inherited a bunch from my great gran gran.

This was my garloid but he died when he drank too much tap water

>>29862231
Lucky man. And clever granny.

>>29862003
Those garloids look healthy OP I bet they get frisky at feeding time.
They grow up so fast

>>29862333
Why are you grabbing it by the balls anon

>>29862003
I personally don't reccomend it but I know of people who do or have at least tried. Your wilted variety you know your sour garloids, tart garloids, prune garliods, etc, will fair better then others. But you still have the move them outside for at least an hour a day when they flour and so they can get some exercise.
LED lights on rotation and all that will help. But as far as I'm concerned you'll never get top quality garliods but if you're doing it indoors your probably desperate enough to not care that you're pretty much growing an orange that is 95% rine and 5% meats

>>29862003
Make sure they get some sunlight once in a while but not too much.

>>29862333
>tap water
your garloid was murdered anon
consider roping

>>29862003
>>29862333
>>29862470
What is that? I can’t find anything about it on google

>>29862225
Its not real. Some photoshoped thing, likely a photoshopped human arm to look like a creature. Rather annoying meme desu.

>>29862561
garloid is pigs stomach dummy

>>29862802
See >>29862849

>>29862802
it's a garloid anon
pretty common where I'm from (eastern europe)
here is one being prepared by my grandma

>>29862048
F
>>29862849
It’s sad that you EVEN have to say it

My American Garloid is eating 3 big macs a day now
I'm so proud
The milk tastes like.mac sauce now

Garloids are real. The description that it’s a pigs intestine is what’s fake:

>>29862893
Ok retard, keep gobbling down cock and telling yourself its ham

>>29863099
Some people can't accept garloids
Been like this since forever pal

>>29862707
this is after :(

I saw a bunch of them living in the wetlands near Target parking lot. I'm tempted to pick up two.

Kek i stunned my baby garloid and put him in my bong where he cannot escape. Now when i smoke he makes milk that has thc

>>29862561
It makes it drink faster

>>29863230
Those are feral anon.
Make sure you vaccinate them first

Yeah too much water is bad for garloids.

>>29863271
True I grabbed a feral loid when I was a kid and had to get 6 shots to protect against niasmal swell knots

>>29863234
thats a hot dog anon

>>29862333
nice trips but you're a fucking dumbass for putting anything containing fluoride anywhere near your 'loid. Poor guy probably couldn't even breathe with his phosphatases inhibited.

>>29863399
Ya larval stage garloids have a feneregal hook

>>29863226
JAAANNNIIIEEESSS

>>29863226
disgraceful. you have no right to be owning these creatures

Richard Gere is raising one.

>>29862003
I've found massaging them once in a while helps with their milk production
Whatever you do though DON'T leave a heat lamp on them as they'll dry out and they'll die, I learned this the hard way, it was a garlocaust :(

>>29863936
>garlocaust

>>29862802
it's a garloid you inbred retard

>>29862224
Might as well

>>29864520
SUCK AND FUCK THAT GARLOID

>>29863064
Does this really work???

>>29862003
don't abuse garloid