/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29853950
I've only known two car salesmen. One said he'd rather be back in Iraq (he was in the army) and the other threw himself in front of a train in New York two years ago. Knowing what I know, this dude probably lost a bet because he couldn't rail enough coke lines in a minute.

>>29854060
>People are naturally good

>>29853950
Probably a smart tat. I wonder how many deals he'll be able to close showing that off

>>29854285
Where do you see people?

>>29854396
Looks like the monkeys broke into the restaurant at the zoo.

>>29854285
>people

>>29853950
Korean cars in general are shit and if you own one you dont know what you're doing.

Most of these people that own one bought it brand new and finance them for 84 months.

>>29853950
Branded like cattle, way to to goyim!

>>29853950
>Be me
>working at call center job
>work has been endless back to back so they allow us 10 seconds between calls to just catch our breath
>work removes this and instead gives us a call instantly with a 10 second count down they expect us to use to review the account and be ready to hit ground running
>People get mad at this
>Work tells us we still got our 10 seconds so its the exact same thing except we have to work those 10 seconds now

I cant wait for my investments to take off so i can be free of this wageslavery.

>>29855029
What exactly is an SKO roleplay?

>>29854990
I've had a Hyundai for 6 years and have never needed to take it to a shop, more reliable than any toyota or honda I've had.

>>29854265
everyone i ever talked to says it's a shit job. work every weekend, typically 60-70 hours a week. yeah some people make $175k a year pushing hyundais or some shit, but for most people it's a miserable grind to $60-70k/year. and most of them are horrible alcoholics, too.

>>29854060
there's no businesses in the community

>>29854060
south africa?

>>29855881
sounds like a job for a single man to live ok. But not enough for a family unless u want to always be stressed.

>>29853950
how does someone do this at 30 and smile at all

>>29855493
google tells me it's 'sales kick off'
like, salesmen needing to circle jerk each other to get ready to sell $BRANDS new $PRODUCT with extra enthusiasm?

>>29854285
>niggers
>people

>>29854060
i support BLM but...

>>29853950
Kek. This guy was here earlier today.

Why would you sell anything except real estate or sales deals for a fortune 500? The pay for all low level sales is dogshit.

>>29855959

USA

>>29855493
Sounds kinky desu

>>29854060
mid-jogg snack

>>29854285
>>29855907
>>29855959
>>29856255
>>29856265
>>29856344
Hey be fair. Those niggers are being very calm and none of them have shot each other at least in what's shown. They're just stealing shit without fighting over it. Relatively speaking this is very high standard of niggery, they are the gentleman niggers.

>>29855359
Hey at least you get countdown. My call center job was back to back calls 8 hours a day with 200+ people waiting in queue

>>29856059
Yea this is exactly it. Usually they're pretty based and you get flown out somewhere all comped on the company but with the holocough they're digital meetings

You ever spin the wheel?

>>29856589
Christ, Wal-Mart automating everything would actually be a blessing to these poor demented wage monkies.

>>29856589
>holiday off
Let me guess, unpaid?

>>29854285
Waaaaah what about the poor millionaire business owner

Cuck

>>29855881
i had 2 chad friends in high school that were brothers and their mom married some rich dude who owns a dealership and they got handed fucking jobs like this typical

they seem happy in it but theyre chads so theyre always happy and we live in a really poor shitty broken down town so its a massive upgrade.

>>29856669
Invariably

>>29856669
Off course!

>>29854265
This

>>29856678
Fuck them, they probably support blm. As a citizen in this country I hate these blacks and the people that say we should tolerate this behavior.

>>29856158
Nah I refuse to think it’s real

>>29857081
haha imagine if he stuck his cock through a hole right below the hand sanitizer bottle bro

>>29854060
>meanwhile in /biz/ coffee joint , a new token airdrop

>>29857023
It's more common that you'd think.
>Be in Europe.
>The state mandates companies to hire a certain percentage of disabled/retarded employees.
>The company has a ground floor where you have to deal with the customers and a higher floor where you work in offices.
>The retard can't work with customers because he's a retard.
>The retard gets the office job, the normal employees get the customer service jobs.
>If you work in the office you're automatically higher ranked than the peons in customer service.
>The retard ends up having a higher rank than you.

t. work in a company that operates exactly like that.

>>29857367
>The state mandates companies to hire a certain percentage of disabled/retarded employees
Maybe the real retards are the people who run your banana republic shithole?

>>29857367
dont they just get jobs pushing carts or cleaning shit up with a broom? why the fuck would they pay them to watch cartoons

>>29856678
>Middle class businesses being robbed
>Muh millionaires
The low/high vs middle strikes again

>>29857081
this is photoshop right?
>I repeat to myself nothing in the internet is real
Please don't say it's real

>>29856589
it's not even new years day lol

>>29857127
Probably the waggie would have to sanitize it too

>>29857429
>dont they just get jobs pushing carts or cleaning shit up with a broom?
Depends from the company. In mine, there are no carts to push and we already have cleaners from an external company, so the retards and disabled """work""" in the office.

Meanwhile, we have dozens of young college educated guys who are stuck in customer service positions because literally no one wants to work those.

>>29857367
>>29857429
In America we created a whole new position called "greeter".
It's where you put the people so retarded they can't even gather carts.
I got to be honest with you the down syndrome people seem very happy, and well I have to admit I'm slightly disgusted at their presence, their smile does cheer me up.

>>29857428
Yes. Although many european countries use this system to "incentivize" the employment of retards and some of those countries are among the richest in Europe.

Also, the US does it too with niggers and shitskins.

>>29857691
>Also, the US does it too with niggers and shitskins.
No it doesn't. Companies are required to not "discriminate" but there's no quota for brown people. Companies in the US mainly hire brown people because they're cheaper.

>>29857643
>greeter
Wait, you put those failed abortions where customers can see them?
Doesn't it disrupt business?

>>29857754
>there's no quota for brown people
Really? But then what is affirmative action?

>hire brown people because they're cheaper.
Come on, the issue is clearly heavily politicized. It's not only a matter of economics.

It's amazing how patriotic poor Americans are despite taking it in the ass every waking minute of their entire lives.

>>29857817
>what is affirmative action?
Welfare to keep the pavement apes from getting uppity. They can smoke crack and listen to rap all day with their gibsmedats.

>>29857081
I’d love to drop him a few coins at his feet. not enough for him to want to pick up, but enough for people to know someone dropped them on purpose

>>29855959
Spain. I wish I was kidding.

>>29858013
Ah, so North Africa

>>29857757
No they sit on a chair just inside the main entrance and say henlo. They even get a special color vest at the Walmart. Either they're 90yo, Downie, or a fat gay Muslim woman

>>29858081
I've walked into more than one Wal-Mart where the greeter was literally 100 years old and sleeping sitting in his greeter chair

>>29858013
Enriched >>29858013

>>29858081
>they sit on a chair
Are you serious? Our customer service guys are forced to stand for the whole day because "sitting would be disrespectful to the customers" lmao. But they get a 15 minutes break in the entire day.

The tards have it easier than people with 2 degrees.

>>29858232
You do realize that over 60% of Wal-Mart customers use motorized scooters right? Americans are so fat most of them can't walk for more than 30 seconds without a heart attack.

I feel like Rona is just an excuse for managers to do all the dystopian shit they wished the could do forever.

>>29858344
Kek imagine being the guy who has to pick them up and clean their asses after they shit because they can't reach there by themselves.

>>29857023
My boss hired her autistic son two months ago just to sit around and "set up" zoom meetings. I've been with this company for two years and run two departments and he gets paid more than me to email a meeting link to people a few times a week.

>>29857643
welcome to costco, I love you

>>29858552
Welcome to costco, please fuck my wife. Would you like my daughter also? Have a good time sir, I love you.

>>29857367
Damn this is fucked up

>>29858144
That would be based for Halloween
Just cover him with to and he is an ancient mummy

>>29853950
Old mate Schmitty is probably ripping 150-200k a year in sales a year, investing in high performance funds, crypto & stacking gold and silver bars. Then goes ripping pure coke off whores asses in brazil for his holidays. Absolute legend

>>29858490
I mean it’s nepotism not exactly hiring them for “woke” points

>>29857428
Only for so long anon
They use their “generous” welfare system as a excuse to bring in low iq shitskins “since population is low”
It will turn to shit in 20 or so years

>>29858380
Wish I had that when I was working as a sign waver.

>>29859033
And then the jews in charge will pack their bags and move to somewhere that's not shit yet and start again. Oy!

>>29859114
>clean it up wagie

>>29857757
no, if anything it makes people think the company is more thoughtful towards retards

>>29859114
based

>>29859114
>the fat bitch makes a cross with his fingers

>>29858380
I went through the Chick Fil A line the other day and saw a really pretty girl in one of these taking orders.
It was a real eye opener of how pathetic I am when it comes to women. I have more money than almost anyone I know, but I can't even manage to approach the cute chick in the wagie cage at Chick fil a.

>>29859216
I mean Germany EXACTLY did this in 2015, telling people we need 1 million refugee, Our population is low and we can’t AFFORD to give healthcare or free school unless new FRESH workers come in.
Low and behold!
The new fresh workers are low iq so they CANT AND WONT replace high iq German worker.
Result is that they just brought in hundreds of thousands of parasites inside.

>>29859560
Yes and when Germany collapses Merkel and co. can escape to China where they will live happy lives as true communists.

>>29857643
I think being a cart pusher was the best job I ever had. I got paid ok money, didnt have to talk to anybody, spent all day listening to music and was in the best shape of my life. I wish I could go back to it.

>>29858144
>sleeping

>>29859419
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJJAAJA

>>29859636
Same with USA.
Just look at Cruz and show he LEFT Texas the moment shit (temporarily) hit the fan.
I guarantee ALL of these scum would leave the moment the deed is done and they can’t steal anymore.

>>29856405
It's because they're not hungry, yet.

>>29856589
I want to adopt quarteze.

>>29857428
ii'm daa kang ob da bannona wepubiic
>GIMMe bigKitty or gibve me Debt

>>29859114
Holly KEK

>>29859419
> girl: need a hand buddy
> guy: I am man I can't deal with this , not heavy at
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL

>>29855493
collective brainwashing where you have to act enthusiastic and energized and act as if you really care about the company and its revenue

>>29860347
* I can deal

>>29854265
Being a used car salesman is one of most difficult jobs on the planet. VERY few jobs do your customers walk in already distrusting you from the start.
>Door to door
Did that shit too, wasn't as hard once I knew the houses that would take the time and listen. Old people usually like the company.

>>29859419
you will NOT be paid for your time putting ice on your head and recovering. take a break and ill cut it from your pay

>>29854285
>people

https://youtu.be/1jAD3ufTRy4

>>29856158
no way, i thought companies had some way of not having to pay them minimum wage even. idk

>>29860424
In that day the company had massive financial loss
They are still recovering from that, poor ceo's cannot even manage to pay him 15$

anyone here ever work at cold stone lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHIlRy_Hmmg

Call it reddit tier or whatever you want , this threads are priceless

>>29860687
why is this world so god damn submissive? why dont they just throw that fucking goofy hat off and walk out saying fuck you and tell them to keep the fucking paycheck

i would rather commit crimes and risk being thrown in a cage for a year then do this fucking shit

>>29860533

>>29860813
Have you ever considered that the jews are right and that goyim are literally cattle?

>>29860816
bringing back half-life 2 to current 20121 with all the grace

>>29857081
where is the one with pepe shopped in

>>29860813
based Viking

>>29860863
Most jews are cattle tier NPC's as well. The difference is that Charlemagne and generally the whole of the church were a bunch of niggerfaggots.

>>29860813
>i would rather commit crimes
that's the excuse they waiting for
Don't fall for that shit, join a hippie community or some, in the middle of nowhere

>>29854285
Don't see any people anon

>>29860863
I'm unfortunately starting to come around to this. I saw a lady walking her dog yesterday and the dog had a fucking mesh net over its head to stop covid.

>>29855359
holy shit I thought I had it bad. I just support a statewide public charter school, 4k+ students. Nothing crazy. Somedays phones are non stop, its only 4 other guys and me. Other days its pretty chill. I've been learning web development in my downtime and just throwing money into crypto.

>>29856119
>i support BLM
Retard detected

>>29861327
Why not just put a toilet in that wage cage? And it seems inefficient to ever let the wagie leave, just have a tube to feed him and have him live there forever.

>>29857081
Holy fuck how dehumanizing this is. I refuse to believe someone made him do that unintentionally